1 00:00:05,190 --> 00:00:06,990 "Cheers for Fears" 2 00:00:07,071 --> 00:00:09,026 I'm totally sunk, Stace. 3 00:00:09,085 --> 00:00:10,907 I've been working on Jeremy's birthday present for months, 4 00:00:10,941 --> 00:00:12,909 but it's not even close to being as good as I want it to be. 5 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:14,244 Ugh. Lame. 6 00:00:14,278 --> 00:00:16,246 Oh, come on, Candace. You're overthinking this. 7 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,948 Jeremy will love anything you make. What's your worry? 8 00:00:18,982 --> 00:00:22,318 I just wanna do something really special to show Jeremy how much I care. 9 00:00:22,336 --> 00:00:24,037 Something way over the top! 10 00:00:24,088 --> 00:00:25,922 Something that defies the laws of physics 11 00:00:25,956 --> 00:00:29,259 and exceeds the boundaries of the imagination... Oh, no. 12 00:00:29,427 --> 00:00:32,995 - Oh, yes. - No, no, no, no, no. Anything but that! 13 00:00:33,180 --> 00:00:38,018 - You're going to have to ask for help from... - Phineas and Ferb. Ohh. 14 00:00:38,269 --> 00:00:41,137 Well, now that we've ironed out the bugs in our fusion-powered popper, 15 00:00:41,171 --> 00:00:43,056 the popcorn is nice and fluffy. 16 00:00:43,107 --> 00:00:45,108 And no longer glowing, so we're good to go. 17 00:00:47,978 --> 00:00:49,011 What's that, Candace? 18 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,922 Let me talk to her, guys. I speak "sullen." 19 00:00:57,405 --> 00:01:00,156 Candace messed up, and now Jeremy's birthday is ruined. 20 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:03,043 Hey! You completely misinterpreted what I said! 21 00:01:03,077 --> 00:01:05,128 - Nuance. - So, what's going on, Candace? 22 00:01:05,579 --> 00:01:07,280 It's Jeremy's birthday 23 00:01:07,331 --> 00:01:08,615 and I wanna do mething really special to show I care 24 00:01:08,666 --> 00:01:10,450 and you guys are good at doing, you know, what you do, 25 00:01:10,501 --> 00:01:13,202 and well, all I have is this scrapbook and I don't wanna blow it. 26 00:01:13,236 --> 00:01:15,237 So, can you help me, huh? 27 00:01:15,256 --> 00:01:18,424 Wow! This is great! It's like a blueprint! 28 00:01:18,459 --> 00:01:21,022 Ferb, I know what else we're gonna do today! 29 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:22,345 Great! Start working your magic. 30 00:01:22,379 --> 00:01:24,097 And no pressure, but it's gotta be perfect! 31 00:01:24,131 --> 00:01:25,431 We'll do our best. 32 00:01:25,466 --> 00:01:28,434 - Thank you. - Oh. She said, "Where's Perry?" 33 00:01:28,469 --> 00:01:30,353 You have got to work on your sullen. 34 00:01:31,522 --> 00:01:32,555 Hey there, Agent P. 35 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:36,292 Well, it's horrific movie night at my house, where a bunch of 36 00:01:36,293 --> 00:01:39,615 agency guys get together and make fun of ridiculously bad movies. 37 00:01:39,616 --> 00:01:41,288 He's always the guy shushing everybody. 38 00:01:41,299 --> 00:01:43,265 Well, there's a time for fun and a time to pay attention. 39 00:01:44,085 --> 00:01:48,154 Anyway, Agent P, when we went to rent tonight's horrific horror classic, 40 00:01:48,205 --> 00:01:51,207 "Night of the Living Torso," it was already gone. 41 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:53,442 In fact, all the movies within the horror genre 42 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:55,411 throughout Danville have been checked out! 43 00:01:55,445 --> 00:01:58,614 Which is definitely a bummer and could possibly be evil. 44 00:01:58,632 --> 00:02:02,135 Go check on Doof and see if he's bogarting those movies. 45 00:02:02,303 --> 00:02:04,420 Uh, before 6:30, if possible. 46 00:02:05,639 --> 00:02:08,224 - Candace, I'm headed out. - Okay, Mom. 47 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:10,426 - What's with the box? - Oh, uh, nothing. 48 00:02:10,460 --> 00:02:14,097 I just wanted to see what this stuff looked like outside. 49 00:02:14,131 --> 00:02:16,182 Candace, is this a ploy to get me to go outside 50 00:02:16,233 --> 00:02:19,152 - to see what the boys are up to? - No! Er, I mean, no need. 51 00:02:19,186 --> 00:02:20,469 Just go, and, uh, feel free to stay out for a while. 52 00:02:20,487 --> 00:02:22,238 Stay out all afternoon in fact. 53 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:24,306 Reverse psychology. Nice try, hon. 54 00:02:24,325 --> 00:02:25,575 I'm glad to see you changing it up. 55 00:02:25,609 --> 00:02:27,276 - See you later. - Okay, bye. 56 00:02:28,529 --> 00:02:31,114 So, here's all the Jerem-obilia I could find. 57 00:02:31,148 --> 00:02:32,314 - Now, what? - Cool. 58 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:34,167 Now, just go around town and take pictures 59 00:02:34,201 --> 00:02:37,120 of all the Jeremy related places and things you can. 60 00:02:37,154 --> 00:02:38,421 The camera will transmit them back to us 61 00:02:38,455 --> 00:02:42,208 to incorporate into our Mega Interactive Scrapbook-aganza. 62 00:02:42,259 --> 00:02:45,315 No problemo. Candace is on field duty. Peace! 63 00:02:45,350 --> 00:02:47,130 I'm sorry. Were you going to say something? 64 00:02:47,892 --> 00:02:48,930 Okay. 65 00:02:48,965 --> 00:02:52,135 ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪ 66 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,224 Ugh. Isn't that always the way? 67 00:02:58,275 --> 00:03:01,144 Right at the exciting part, that's when the doorbell rings. 68 00:03:01,178 --> 00:03:03,146 Or, you know, a platypus breaks it down. 69 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:06,182 Anyway, behold the Worst Fear-inator! 70 00:03:10,353 --> 00:03:11,404 What? 71 00:03:14,158 --> 00:03:16,679 Oh, yeah, I guess from your point of view it's a little difficult to see. 72 00:03:16,775 --> 00:03:19,957 Let me just get this out of the way for you. Here we go. 73 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:22,215 Now, in my never-ending pursuit of domination, 74 00:03:22,249 --> 00:03:26,469 I discovered that the best evil rulers used fear to keep people in line. 75 00:03:26,503 --> 00:03:28,137 So to get in the right headspace, 76 00:03:28,172 --> 00:03:30,339 I did what any logical evil scientist would do. 77 00:03:30,373 --> 00:03:33,259 Rented all the scary movies in Danville for research, 78 00:03:33,310 --> 00:03:36,229 even the lousy ones like "Dead Batteries." 79 00:03:36,263 --> 00:03:39,232 Which is actually better than its prequel, "Batteries that Work," 80 00:03:39,266 --> 00:03:45,154 which was just a bunch of portable electronic devices functioning properly. 81 00:03:45,189 --> 00:03:47,356 Once I was terrified, I was able to analyze 82 00:03:47,390 --> 00:03:49,391 the fear-based synapses of the brain 83 00:03:49,410 --> 00:03:51,393 and extrapolate some wonderful data. 84 00:03:52,229 --> 00:03:53,579 Basically, I shoot someone with the machine 85 00:03:53,614 --> 00:03:57,200 and whatever they're afraid of actually appears in real life! 86 00:03:57,418 --> 00:04:00,286 What do ya say, Perry the Platypus? You like being a guinea pig? 87 00:04:00,337 --> 00:04:02,171 Actually, you'd look kinda cute as a guinea pig. 88 00:04:02,206 --> 00:04:04,373 I wonder if you'd be teal. I bet you would. 89 00:04:04,407 --> 00:04:07,293 I bet you'd be a cute little teal guinea pig. 90 00:04:07,344 --> 00:04:09,036 Something to think about for the future. 91 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:12,812 Anyway, Perry the Platypus, let's fire this baby up and see what scares you. 92 00:04:12,847 --> 00:04:15,548 Because you know, it's going to materialize right over there. 93 00:04:17,554 --> 00:04:20,273 All right, so what are you afraid of? Where is it? 94 00:04:20,307 --> 00:04:22,275 What the hey! Nothing? 95 00:04:27,264 --> 00:04:32,101 Ugh, that figures. I guess you'll just have to hang around! 96 00:04:32,119 --> 00:04:33,435 Oh, wait, this one's better. 97 00:04:33,454 --> 00:04:36,572 I'll just leave you here because you're all tied up! 98 00:04:36,606 --> 00:04:39,158 One last one. You're gonna love it. 99 00:04:39,209 --> 00:04:43,470 See you later, because it isn't my tail that's upside down! 100 00:04:44,548 --> 00:04:48,160 No? No, no, I should've stuck with the first two. You're right. 101 00:04:48,285 --> 00:04:49,385 Ooh, score! 102 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:51,254 That awning is the same color as Jeremy's eyes. 103 00:04:51,454 --> 00:04:53,172 And daffodils! 104 00:04:53,223 --> 00:04:55,141 Just like the ones he gave me on our third date! 105 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:59,226 Incoming. Perfect. Same color as Jeremy's eyes. 106 00:04:59,296 --> 00:05:02,348 Huh, flower. I'm drawing a blank. 107 00:05:02,399 --> 00:05:04,133 Daffodil. Third date. 108 00:05:04,301 --> 00:05:06,602 Right. Now the machine will take the images 109 00:05:06,636 --> 00:05:09,405 and print them in a giant, scaled-up form. 110 00:05:12,159 --> 00:05:14,153 Nice touch. Smells like my Grandma. 111 00:05:14,161 --> 00:05:16,162 I thought your grandma smelled like ant pheromones. 112 00:05:16,363 --> 00:05:17,613 No, that's the other one. 113 00:05:17,647 --> 00:05:20,416 These should really make Jeremy's Birthday Scrapbook-aganza 114 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:23,075 - a full sensory experience! - Great. 115 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:26,120 Just what I always wanted. To fully sense Jeremy. 116 00:05:26,206 --> 00:05:28,650 Okay, what else? Ah! 117 00:05:29,209 --> 00:05:30,846 - 'Scuse. Hot cocoa. - Hey! 118 00:05:31,501 --> 00:05:33,342 Not bad. 119 00:05:33,527 --> 00:05:35,181 Although Jeremy prefers it with a little more cinnamon. 120 00:05:35,215 --> 00:05:37,099 I gotta make a note of that for the boys. 121 00:05:37,134 --> 00:05:38,301 I guess my fortune came true. 122 00:05:38,335 --> 00:05:40,553 "You will share your cocoa with a long-necked teenager." 123 00:05:40,604 --> 00:05:43,051 - See? Right there. - Mine just says: 124 00:05:43,087 --> 00:05:45,892 "Your boyfriend's gonna get a fortune cookie at a French cafe." 125 00:05:46,193 --> 00:05:47,393 Get ready, Perry the Platypus! 126 00:05:48,145 --> 00:05:52,514 The Tri-State Area's about to confront its fears! 127 00:05:57,321 --> 00:06:00,189 Ow! Ow! I landed on my jawbone! 128 00:06:00,207 --> 00:06:03,543 Right on that weird sticky-outy part under your ear. 129 00:06:03,577 --> 00:06:07,296 And my jawbone landed on the remote. 130 00:06:07,464 --> 00:06:09,524 Oh, Doof. 131 00:06:09,999 --> 00:06:14,086 Okay. Nothing bad will happen as long as I don't think about anything scary. I... 132 00:06:15,672 --> 00:06:18,311 Oh, no! I couldn't help it. It just popped in there. 133 00:06:18,373 --> 00:06:22,511 It can't be. Vending machines are taking over! 134 00:06:22,545 --> 00:06:24,146 I said it could happen! 135 00:06:24,314 --> 00:06:27,099 No, stay back, stay back. 136 00:06:29,186 --> 00:06:31,237 No, no, no, no, I'm really not hungry. Really... 137 00:06:31,271 --> 00:06:33,155 No, no, no, not the tiny vanilla cookies! 138 00:06:33,190 --> 00:06:34,440 How long have those been in there? 139 00:06:36,159 --> 00:06:39,528 Okay, Candace. The Scrapbook-aganza is complete! 140 00:06:40,197 --> 00:06:42,531 Plus, we got Love Handel to come in for a live soundtrack. 141 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:46,085 Okay, guys. Performance level. 142 00:06:46,370 --> 00:06:48,537 I'm gonna need a test run so I can make notes. 143 00:06:48,571 --> 00:06:51,173 - Sure! You're the boss. - That's right. 144 00:06:57,431 --> 00:07:00,299 ♪ The way you play guitar That crazy octave reach ♪ 145 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:03,302 ♪ Your uncle's meatball sub We must have eaten two each ♪ 146 00:07:03,604 --> 00:07:05,554 ♪ Here's where you ate that soup ♪ 147 00:07:05,588 --> 00:07:08,424 ♪ And got that stomach flu ♪ 148 00:07:10,444 --> 00:07:13,145 ♪ Your blue eyes Make me melt with a wink ♪ 149 00:07:13,430 --> 00:07:16,365 ♪ You're always so polite You never say when I stink ♪ 150 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:19,268 ♪ It's a giant 3D scrapbook ♪ 151 00:07:19,286 --> 00:07:23,406 ♪ And it's all about you ♪ 152 00:07:24,241 --> 00:07:26,442 ♪ I know that I can be high-strung ♪ 153 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:30,162 ♪ Enough to make a lot of boyfriends flee ♪ 154 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:34,166 ♪ But you're still here with me now ♪ 155 00:07:34,301 --> 00:07:37,303 ♪ Let's make some more memories ♪ 156 00:07:37,504 --> 00:07:43,459 ♪ Let's make some more memories ♪ 157 00:07:44,144 --> 00:07:46,429 ♪ You had hunky ankles in that sandal commercial ♪ 158 00:07:46,563 --> 00:07:48,431 ♪ The time you saved that tree ♪ 159 00:07:48,465 --> 00:07:50,349 ♪ It was so controversial ♪ 160 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:53,236 ♪ It's a giant 3D scrapbook ♪ 161 00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:56,372 ♪ It's a giant 3D scrapbook ♪ 162 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:59,308 ♪ It's a giant 3D scrapbook ♪ 163 00:07:59,326 --> 00:08:02,295 ♪ And it's all about you ♪ 164 00:08:02,529 --> 00:08:05,364 ♪ And it's all about you ♪ 165 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:08,935 That sounded great, guys, but it's a B-natural in the chorus. 166 00:08:09,152 --> 00:08:11,325 - Told ya. - That's what I was playing. 167 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,338 No! No! Not that! 168 00:08:12,372 --> 00:08:15,207 Anything but the fake red licorice! It tastes like... 169 00:08:18,161 --> 00:08:21,097 What possessed me to make such a horrifying inator? 170 00:08:34,177 --> 00:08:37,012 Well, I guess now we know what scares vending machines. 171 00:08:37,314 --> 00:08:40,149 Well, Candace? Do you think Jeremy will like it? 172 00:08:40,367 --> 00:08:43,202 Yeah, I just have a few notes here. 173 00:08:43,236 --> 00:08:45,488 It's perfect! I love it, guys! 174 00:08:45,522 --> 00:08:48,971 - I love it, love it, love it, I love it... - She had me at smiley face. 175 00:08:49,326 --> 00:08:51,327 Perry the Platypus! You're back! 176 00:08:51,361 --> 00:08:53,929 I am never setting that puppy off again. 177 00:08:55,165 --> 00:08:56,165 Oops! 178 00:08:56,416 --> 00:08:58,300 It's really perfect. 179 00:08:58,335 --> 00:09:00,469 I'm glad Mom's gone for the day, 'cause my biggest fear 180 00:09:00,504 --> 00:09:03,089 is that this is just gonna fly away before Jeremy gets here. 181 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:05,224 And there he is. Whoo-hoo! 182 00:09:05,425 --> 00:09:09,095 Uh, did anyone else see that weird green beam? 183 00:09:09,146 --> 00:09:10,229 I wasn't gonna mention it. 184 00:09:10,380 --> 00:09:13,382 Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy! 185 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,384 You gotta see what the boys built in the backyard. 186 00:09:19,606 --> 00:09:24,326 No, no, no! No! No! It's gone! 187 00:09:24,528 --> 00:09:28,397 My worst fear has come true. I totally blew it. 188 00:09:28,415 --> 00:09:29,448 Let me guess. 189 00:09:29,499 --> 00:09:32,585 You had your brothers build me something super cool for my birthday 190 00:09:32,619 --> 00:09:35,234 and now it disappeared. It's okay, I get it. 191 00:09:35,238 --> 00:09:36,539 We don't have the invention anymore, 192 00:09:36,573 --> 00:09:38,407 but here's what we used as a blueprint. 193 00:09:38,425 --> 00:09:40,259 Candace designed it herself. 194 00:09:42,345 --> 00:09:45,264 ♪ It's a regular-sized scrapbook ♪ 195 00:09:45,298 --> 00:09:48,943 ♪ And it's all about you ♪ 196 00:09:49,219 --> 00:09:53,197 ♪ And it's all about you ♪ 197 00:09:54,307 --> 00:09:56,609 Oops! I really meant to hit the self-destruct button. 198 00:09:56,643 --> 00:09:58,427 I'll just get this for you. 199 00:09:59,646 --> 00:10:03,365 Uh, so, uh, do you need your parking validated... 200 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:06,485 Oh, oh, you found a spot on the street! Ah, lucky you. 201 00:10:06,536 --> 00:10:09,438 Curse you, Perry the Platypus and all that. You know. 202 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:13,209 Isabella, you've been awfully quiet all day. 203 00:10:15,579 --> 00:10:18,547 I have just earned my 24 hours of silence patch. 204 00:10:18,582 --> 00:10:22,384 I can see why you don't talk much, Ferb. I actually quite enjoyed it. 205 00:10:22,419 --> 00:10:25,171 I ended up having an inner dialogue with myself all day. 206 00:10:25,222 --> 00:10:26,305 Welcome to Ferb Land. 207 00:10:27,224 --> 00:10:29,558 Yes, but the universe is constantly expanding. 208 00:10:29,593 --> 00:10:31,560 Then, what is it expanding into? 209 00:10:31,595 --> 00:10:33,395 Ooh! 210 00:10:33,430 --> 00:10:35,397 Okay, now my mind is blown. 211 00:10:37,234 --> 00:10:40,069 ♪ The way you play guitar That crazy octave reach ♪ 212 00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:43,105 ♪ Your uncle's meatball sub We must have eaten two each ♪ 213 00:10:43,373 --> 00:10:45,324 ♪ Here's where you ate that soup ♪ 214 00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:48,210 ♪ And got that stomach flu ♪ 215 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,948 ♪ Your blue eyes Make me melt with a wink ♪ 216 00:10:53,216 --> 00:10:56,168 ♪ You're always so polite You never say when I stink ♪ 217 00:10:56,386 --> 00:10:59,088 ♪ It's a giant 3D scrapbook ♪ 218 00:10:59,122 --> 00:11:02,693 ♪ And it's all about you ♪ 219 00:11:02,774 --> 00:11:04,687 ♪ And it's all about you ♪ 220 00:11:05,188 --> 00:11:07,688 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~