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Good boy.

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All right.

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All right.

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Hey, Jason.

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Jason: Hey, what's going on?

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Not much... I didn't know

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you were back in L.A.

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Yeah-yeah.

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I had a pretty amazing trip.

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I mean, it was unreal.

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Really?

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I can't wait to hear about it.

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No, I have like

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a lot to tell you.

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What is it?

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Come on.

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Do you remember the '90s?

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Yeah.

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You know, people

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were talking about

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getting piercing's

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and getting tribal tattoos.

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Yeah.

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And people were singing

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about saving the planet

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and forming bands.

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Yeah.

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There's a place where

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that idea still exists

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as a reality...

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And I've been there.

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Where is it?

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Portland.

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Oregon?

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Yeah.

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Dream of the '90s is alive

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in Portland

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Portland

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Portland

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dream of the '90s is alive

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in Portland

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the tattoo ink

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never runs dry

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remember when people were

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content to be unambitious

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and sleep till 11:00

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and just hang out

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with their friends.

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When you had

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no occupations whatever...

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maybe working a couple hours

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a week at a coffee shop.

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Right.

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I thought that died out

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a long time ago.

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Not in Portland.

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Portland is a city

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where young people

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go to retire.

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Dream of the '90s is alive

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in Portland

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all the hot girls wear glasses

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yeah

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remember the '90s

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when they encouraged

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you to be weird?

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It was just an amazing time

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where people would go to see

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something like

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the Jim rose sideshow circus,

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and watch someone

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hang something

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from their penis?

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You could grow up

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to wanna be a clown.

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Like people went to

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clown school.

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I gave up clowning

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years ago.

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Well, in Portland,

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you don't have to.

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Dream of the '90s is alive

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in Portland

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sleep till 11:00

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you'll be in heaven

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the dream of the '90s

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is alive in Portland

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the dream is alive

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so from what I can surmise

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from what you're positing,

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it's like Portland's almost

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an alternative universe.

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It's like Gore won.

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The bush administration

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never happened.

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Exactly.

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In Portland,

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it's almost like

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cars don't exist, right?

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Yes!

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You ride bikes or

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double-Decker bikes.

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They ride unicycles.

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They ride the tram.

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They ride skateboards.

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Yes!

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Dream of the '90s

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is alive in Portland

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my flannel shirt

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still looked fine

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dream of the '90s

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is alive in Portland

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dream of the '90s

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is alive in Portland

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in Portland

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in Portland, you can go

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to a record store,

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and sell your cds.

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Turn that dirty clown frown

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right upside down

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in Portland, you can

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put a bird on something

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and call it art.

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The dream of the '90s

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is alive in Portland

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Portland

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hey, I made it.

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Yeah, you're a little late.

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Sorry.

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You're also a little

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San Francisco, right now.

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If you know what I mean.

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Sorry.

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Much better.

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Welcome to Portland.

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Thank you.

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The dream of the '90s

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is alive in Portland.

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Thank you for buying me

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that bag the other day.

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Ahh... come on,

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it's more for me than you.

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It's more for me than you.

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God, you have beautiful eyes.

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Everyone tells me that.

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I'm the only one

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that's told you that.

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No, I don't mean like

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in a flirty way, but people

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when I was kid like,

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"you've got great eyes".

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It's like, "I'm just a guy."

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You're my guy.

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I am your guy.

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Dana: Hey, guys.

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Hello.

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My name is Dana, I'll be,

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uh, taking care of you today.

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If you have any questions

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about the menu,

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please let me know.

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I guess I do have

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a question about the chicken

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if you could just tell us

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a little more about it.

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Uh, the chicken is

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a heritage breed,

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a woodland raised chicken,

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that's been fed a diet of

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sheep's milk, soy,

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and hazelnuts.

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I guess this is,

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this is local?

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Yes, absolutely.

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I'm gonna ask you

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just one more time.

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It's local?

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It is.

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Is that usda organic

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or Oregon organic

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or Portland organic?

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It's just all across

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the board organic.

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The hazelnuts,

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these are local?

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How big is the area

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where the chickens

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are able to roam free?

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I am sorry to interrupt.

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I had that exact same question?

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Four acres.

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Hmm...

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Give me just a second.

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I'll be right back, okay?

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Okay.

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Okay.

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She's nice.

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You were doing

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the right thing.

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I'm too apologetic.

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You are.

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I-I drove way too slow

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here today, didn't I?

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Yeah.

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I'm so weird

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with that gas pedal.

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The thing just moves the whole

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vehicle forward and...

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all right, so here is

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the chicken you'll be

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enjoying tonight.

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You have this information?

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This is fantastic.

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Absolutely.

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Ah, his name was Colin.

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Here are his papers.

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Okay?

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That's great.

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He-he looks like a happy

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little guy runs around.

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A lot of friends?

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Other chickens as friends.

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Putting his little wing

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around another one,

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and kind of like

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palling around.

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You know, I don't know

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that I can speak to that level

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of, uh, intimate knowledge

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about him.

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Um, they do a lot

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to make sure their chickens,

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uh, are very happy.

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When you say "they,"

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I mean, who are these people

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raising Colin?

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It's a farm that's located

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about, uh, 30 Miles South

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of Portland.

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And-and-and...

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and you feel,

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and-and-and you have

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a good relationship

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with this farm?

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We do.

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It's not some guy

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on a yacht who lives in Miami.

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Oh, goodness, no!

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Saying that he's organic.

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It tears at the core

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of my being the idea

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of someone just cashing in

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on a trend like organic.

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No, I know the type.

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No.

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Um, tell you what,

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we're gonna go check it out,

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if you don't mind.

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Just if you could

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just hold our seats.

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Oh, now... now?

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Yeah.

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We'll be right back.

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We want to make sure...

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thank you so much, Dana.

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Sure-sure.

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Fred: Check my email

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really quick.

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Oh, my God...

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Puffington host

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has the top ten...

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one more text.

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One more text.

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Software update.

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I got to watch these movies,

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and I got to return.

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Help... Carrie?

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Got to check my texts, email.

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Carrie: Fred?

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Help... one more text.

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Got to watch all these movies

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before I have to return them.

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Up on my queue and... ha-ha-ha,

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top-ten family photos.

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Okay, just one more text.

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Mp3s, dvr.

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Put it down.

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Check my Facebook update.

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Tumbler.

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Fred... wait... please.

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You know what's happening,

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right... you're spiraling.

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You're out of control.

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There's too many things...

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00:07:03,319 --> 00:07:04,820
I wanna check my texts.

300
00:07:04,854 --> 00:07:05,921
You're out, right?

301
00:07:05,955 --> 00:07:07,522
Help me, please.

302
00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:08,290
I'm trying to.

303
00:07:08,324 --> 00:07:11,360
Please help me out.

304
00:07:11,394 --> 00:07:12,394
Will you help me?

305
00:07:12,428 --> 00:07:13,195
Yes.

306
00:07:13,229 --> 00:07:14,930
Please help me.

307
00:07:14,964 --> 00:07:16,231
Text.

308
00:07:18,835 --> 00:07:22,871
Fred.

309
00:07:22,905 --> 00:07:24,339
What is this?

310
00:07:24,374 --> 00:07:25,207
Fred...

311
00:07:25,241 --> 00:07:26,274
That's you in High School.

312
00:07:26,309 --> 00:07:27,242
That's you before computers

313
00:07:27,276 --> 00:07:29,144
and Internet and iPads

314
00:07:29,178 --> 00:07:30,645
and YouTube and tumbler.

315
00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,346
Before your fantasy

316
00:07:31,381 --> 00:07:32,280
baseball league,

317
00:07:32,315 --> 00:07:33,548
before your netflix queue...

318
00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:34,249
which I have to watch.

319
00:07:34,283 --> 00:07:34,950
No.

320
00:07:34,984 --> 00:07:36,218
Look how happy you look.

321
00:07:36,252 --> 00:07:39,087
You're in a technology loop.

322
00:07:39,122 --> 00:07:39,888
Okay...

323
00:07:39,922 --> 00:07:41,223
What should we do?

324
00:07:41,257 --> 00:07:42,824
Welcome to mind-fi.

325
00:07:42,859 --> 00:07:43,692
Carrie, what's that?

326
00:07:43,726 --> 00:07:44,659
It's mind-fi.

327
00:07:44,694 --> 00:07:45,694
I just installed it.

328
00:07:45,728 --> 00:07:46,461
It's like wi-fi

329
00:07:46,496 --> 00:07:47,529
but for our thoughts.

330
00:07:47,563 --> 00:07:48,330
Now you can let go of

331
00:07:48,364 --> 00:07:49,731
all your electronic devices

332
00:07:49,766 --> 00:07:51,233
and just be free in your mind.

333
00:07:51,267 --> 00:07:51,900
Cool.

334
00:07:51,934 --> 00:07:52,768
How does it work?

335
00:07:52,802 --> 00:07:53,568
Hey, have you ever wondered

336
00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:54,302
what the hottest celebs

337
00:07:54,337 --> 00:07:55,037
are up to?

338
00:07:55,071 --> 00:07:55,904
What?

339
00:07:55,938 --> 00:07:56,772
Just think key word "gossip"

340
00:07:56,806 --> 00:07:57,205
to get the latest...

341
00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:57,773
oh, no!

342
00:07:57,807 --> 00:07:58,540
Ooh, I'm gonna think

343
00:07:58,574 --> 00:07:59,207
about that.

344
00:07:59,242 --> 00:08:00,008
Do not think about

345
00:08:00,043 --> 00:08:00,942
that, Fred.

346
00:08:00,977 --> 00:08:04,279
Now transferring to...

347
00:08:04,313 --> 00:08:05,447
Fred?

348
00:08:05,481 --> 00:08:08,050
Fred?

349
00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:21,650
What are you drinking?

350
00:08:21,684 --> 00:08:23,618
Uh, it's cap-a-tu-tu-tu-tea.

351
00:08:23,653 --> 00:08:24,452
It helps clear out

352
00:08:24,487 --> 00:08:26,588
my tear ducts, and keeps

353
00:08:26,622 --> 00:08:28,523
my skin nice and dry.

354
00:08:28,557 --> 00:08:29,591
It tastes like soot

355
00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:31,593
and hot water.

356
00:08:31,627 --> 00:08:32,260
It looks like

357
00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:33,561
a stillbirth.

358
00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,063
I'm hooked.

359
00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:36,564
Addiction isn't funny.

360
00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:39,934
Sure it is.

361
00:08:39,969 --> 00:08:41,503
Hi, hello.

362
00:08:41,537 --> 00:08:43,238
Hi.

363
00:08:56,218 --> 00:08:56,918
Hello.

364
00:08:56,952 --> 00:08:57,952
Hi...

365
00:08:57,987 --> 00:08:58,987
We have a strict rule

366
00:08:59,021 --> 00:08:59,688
that you can't use

367
00:08:59,722 --> 00:09:00,822
the restroom unless

368
00:09:00,856 --> 00:09:02,090
you're a paying customer.

369
00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:02,991
Uh-huh.

370
00:09:03,025 --> 00:09:03,692
It's clearly stated

371
00:09:03,726 --> 00:09:04,459
on the door.

372
00:09:04,493 --> 00:09:05,193
Oh, that's what that...

373
00:09:05,227 --> 00:09:06,061
oh, you know, when I went in,

374
00:09:06,095 --> 00:09:07,429
uh, the number four threw me.

375
00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:08,463
I was like...

376
00:09:08,497 --> 00:09:09,898
you-you couldn't read it?

377
00:09:09,932 --> 00:09:10,899
I spell things out.

378
00:09:10,933 --> 00:09:12,467
So when people use numbers

379
00:09:12,501 --> 00:09:14,335
to, you know...

380
00:09:14,370 --> 00:09:15,303
what people?

381
00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:16,971
Wh-what people do you mean?

382
00:09:17,006 --> 00:09:18,273
You know, well like you do.

383
00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:19,274
Like-like...

384
00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:20,809
Women?

385
00:09:20,843 --> 00:09:22,510
Well, I'm not, I'm not, uh,

386
00:09:22,545 --> 00:09:24,779
I wasn't being, you know...

387
00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,081
No, we don't know.

388
00:09:26,115 --> 00:09:26,881
I'm sorry that I used

389
00:09:26,916 --> 00:09:27,949
your bathroom, and I'm in

390
00:09:27,983 --> 00:09:28,750
this neighborhood a lot.

391
00:09:28,784 --> 00:09:29,818
Next time I'm in, I,

392
00:09:29,852 --> 00:09:31,419
you know, uh, you want me

393
00:09:31,454 --> 00:09:32,287
to buy something now?

394
00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:33,321
Yes.

395
00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:34,489
Next time is now.

396
00:09:34,523 --> 00:09:35,223
This is good.

397
00:09:35,257 --> 00:09:36,491
"She's no lady."

398
00:09:36,525 --> 00:09:37,759
That's actually a series.

399
00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:39,394
So there's another 14.

400
00:09:39,428 --> 00:09:40,895
So you've got to subscribe.

401
00:09:40,930 --> 00:09:42,130
Yeah, I just want this one.

402
00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:43,198
It's a series book.

403
00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:43,932
So those are...

404
00:09:43,966 --> 00:09:44,566
that's the thing.

405
00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,300
Book 13 you find out

406
00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:46,468
she is a lady,

407
00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,670
and it pains me to imagine

408
00:09:48,704 --> 00:09:49,571
you not knowing

409
00:09:49,605 --> 00:09:51,172
her journey.

410
00:09:51,207 --> 00:09:52,073
That's how that the author...

411
00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:52,807
I'm not, I'm not even

412
00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:53,608
really gonna read this.

413
00:09:53,642 --> 00:09:54,409
I just...

414
00:09:54,443 --> 00:09:55,076
well, then

415
00:09:55,111 --> 00:09:56,644
why are you buying it?

416
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,012
You said, um,

417
00:09:58,047 --> 00:09:58,780
I had to buy something.

418
00:09:58,814 --> 00:09:59,514
Sir, sir, sir.

419
00:09:59,548 --> 00:10:00,448
Would you go into puzzle store

420
00:10:00,483 --> 00:10:01,916
and buy one puzzle piece?

421
00:10:01,951 --> 00:10:02,517
Where is there

422
00:10:02,551 --> 00:10:03,551
a puzzle store?

423
00:10:03,586 --> 00:10:04,352
There's one on hawthorn,

424
00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:05,153
and there's one downtown

425
00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:05,987
on southwest Broadway.

426
00:10:06,021 --> 00:10:07,489
The puzzle people...

427
00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:08,923
okay, can I buy something?

428
00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:10,725
Sure, we'll think about it.

429
00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:11,659
Yeah, can I just buy

430
00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:12,627
this wrist band and...

431
00:10:12,661 --> 00:10:13,428
it's not a wrist band.

432
00:10:13,462 --> 00:10:15,163
This is a coffee cozy.

433
00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:15,897
Okay.

434
00:10:15,931 --> 00:10:16,965
Is this the one you want?

435
00:10:16,999 --> 00:10:19,134
Ye-yeah.

436
00:10:19,168 --> 00:10:19,901
You know what that is?

437
00:10:19,935 --> 00:10:21,002
It's a rotary phone.

438
00:10:21,036 --> 00:10:22,437
You would have to do a zero,

439
00:10:22,471 --> 00:10:23,004
and it would go

440
00:10:23,038 --> 00:10:23,905
all the way around,

441
00:10:23,939 --> 00:10:24,773
and it took forever.

442
00:10:24,807 --> 00:10:25,640
How much is that?

443
00:10:25,674 --> 00:10:26,741
I'm sorry,

444
00:10:26,776 --> 00:10:28,143
I'm just telling her a story.

445
00:10:28,177 --> 00:10:29,778
And you'd be able

446
00:10:29,812 --> 00:10:30,845
to hear in your house

447
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:31,813
who was making phone calls

448
00:10:31,847 --> 00:10:33,581
by how long the dials were.

449
00:10:33,616 --> 00:10:34,215
I'll give you 20 bucks

450
00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:35,083
for it.

451
00:10:35,117 --> 00:10:36,484
Oh, I don't think it's... no.

452
00:10:36,519 --> 00:10:37,318
Twenty dollars right now...

453
00:10:37,353 --> 00:10:38,119
It's only $12.

454
00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:38,787
It's only $12.

455
00:10:38,821 --> 00:10:39,821
Oh, that's great.

456
00:10:39,855 --> 00:10:40,688
So we have find the change

457
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:41,723
and everything.

458
00:10:41,757 --> 00:10:43,091
No-no-no... I'll give you 15.

459
00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,392
We're non-for-profit, sir.

460
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,593
This is not a back alley,

461
00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:47,896
hooker, pimp transaction.

462
00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:48,663
Do I look like a pimp

463
00:10:48,697 --> 00:10:49,430
to you?

464
00:10:49,465 --> 00:10:50,832
When a man pulls out money

465
00:10:50,866 --> 00:10:52,300
away from a register,

466
00:10:52,334 --> 00:10:57,105
I have to wonder.

467
00:10:57,139 --> 00:10:58,740
Let's go ring you up.

468
00:10:58,774 --> 00:11:00,642
No, we'll get you change.

469
00:11:03,946 --> 00:11:04,879
But did you look close.

470
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:05,814
It's sewn with human hair.

471
00:11:05,848 --> 00:11:06,548
No, way.

472
00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:07,949
Okay.

473
00:11:07,983 --> 00:11:08,616
I'll just ring you up

474
00:11:08,651 --> 00:11:09,617
for this.

475
00:11:09,652 --> 00:11:10,385
$12.

476
00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:12,921
Um, instead of buying that,

477
00:11:12,955 --> 00:11:13,955
you could take

478
00:11:13,989 --> 00:11:15,590
a class instead.

479
00:11:15,624 --> 00:11:17,725
Uhh, wouldn't you like that?

480
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,726
There's the Tucker Max

481
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,228
protest organizing.

482
00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:21,029
I just really want to buy

483
00:11:21,063 --> 00:11:22,530
the thing and, uh...

484
00:11:22,565 --> 00:11:23,364
If you're not outraged,

485
00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:25,600
you're not paying attention.

486
00:11:25,634 --> 00:11:27,001
You know what?

487
00:11:27,036 --> 00:11:29,704
I'm outraged, right now.

488
00:11:29,738 --> 00:11:30,371
Have you gone to

489
00:11:30,406 --> 00:11:31,372
the vegan bakery?

490
00:11:31,407 --> 00:11:32,473
No, I've not been there.

491
00:11:32,508 --> 00:11:33,241
It's awful.

492
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:33,975
They have these cup...

493
00:11:34,009 --> 00:11:35,643
breakfast cupcakes,

494
00:11:35,678 --> 00:11:36,845
and I swear it tasted

495
00:11:36,879 --> 00:11:38,179
like sand.

496
00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:38,947
I was like, "excuse me,

497
00:11:38,981 --> 00:11:39,747
"this is very Sandy,"

498
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:40,481
and I asked them what them,

499
00:11:40,516 --> 00:11:41,349
"what did you put in it",

500
00:11:41,383 --> 00:11:42,150
and you know what they said

501
00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:43,418
to me... "sand."

502
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:44,018
You're not gonna let me

503
00:11:44,053 --> 00:11:44,786
buy anything are you?

504
00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:45,854
We are, sir.

505
00:11:45,888 --> 00:11:46,421
We're ringing you up

506
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,922
right now, sir.

507
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:48,723
Fine.

508
00:11:48,757 --> 00:11:49,490
I don't... I think

509
00:11:49,525 --> 00:11:50,358
you're looking in

510
00:11:50,392 --> 00:11:51,793
the wrong folder for that.

511
00:11:51,827 --> 00:11:53,161
Can I just leave this here?

512
00:11:53,195 --> 00:11:54,796
We need change for that.

513
00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:55,663
We need change for that.

514
00:11:55,698 --> 00:11:56,364
Uh, do you have a tip jar?

515
00:11:56,398 --> 00:11:57,165
No, no, no.

516
00:11:57,199 --> 00:11:58,633
What do I look like?

517
00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:00,335
Somebody that works for tips?

518
00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:01,002
What would happen if

519
00:12:01,036 --> 00:12:02,136
I just walked out?

520
00:12:02,171 --> 00:12:03,638
I would chase you down,

521
00:12:03,672 --> 00:12:04,472
and I'd scratch the back

522
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,474
of your neck so hard,

523
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:07,508
and I'd call the authorities,

524
00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:08,076
and I'd say,

525
00:12:08,110 --> 00:12:09,544
"this man just shoplifted,"

526
00:12:09,578 --> 00:12:15,049
and I don't wanna do that.

527
00:12:15,084 --> 00:12:15,950
You know what?

528
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:16,684
I-I have to go to

529
00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:17,518
the bathroom again.

530
00:12:17,553 --> 00:12:18,686
I've been here that long.

531
00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:19,520
Okay.

532
00:12:19,555 --> 00:12:20,922
We'll get you some change, sir.

533
00:12:20,956 --> 00:12:21,890
Let's go to the bank

534
00:12:21,924 --> 00:12:22,891
and get change.

535
00:12:22,925 --> 00:12:24,025
Yeah.

536
00:12:24,059 --> 00:12:24,792
I hope they don't

537
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:25,827
get annoyed with us again.

538
00:12:25,861 --> 00:12:26,461
I know, we've been there

539
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,962
three times today.

540
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:28,830
I think we should start

541
00:12:28,864 --> 00:12:29,931
selling scones.

542
00:12:29,965 --> 00:12:32,300
Just jam and butter and cream...

543
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,835
a mushroom scone.

544
00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:46,881
Oh, come on.

545
00:12:46,916 --> 00:12:48,683
Really?

546
00:12:55,248 --> 00:12:56,114
Peter: Hi, hello.

547
00:12:56,149 --> 00:12:56,815
Nance: Hello.

548
00:12:56,849 --> 00:12:57,649
How are ya.

549
00:12:57,683 --> 00:12:58,350
Hey, we're here

550
00:12:58,384 --> 00:12:59,050
from the restaurant.

551
00:12:59,085 --> 00:12:59,718
We called ahead.

552
00:12:59,752 --> 00:13:00,786
Oh, of course.

553
00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:01,586
Um, so we were just

554
00:13:01,621 --> 00:13:02,521
ordering, and we just

555
00:13:02,555 --> 00:13:03,488
wanted to make sure

556
00:13:03,523 --> 00:13:04,656
that the animals were being

557
00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:05,791
ethically treated,

558
00:13:05,825 --> 00:13:06,758
and more importantly,

559
00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:07,526
that the farms were, you know,

560
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:08,994
like ethical people.

561
00:13:09,028 --> 00:13:09,928
It's just important to us.

562
00:13:09,962 --> 00:13:11,163
Oh, of course.

563
00:13:11,197 --> 00:13:12,431
Have you met aliki?

564
00:13:12,465 --> 00:13:14,032
Uh, no, we haven't.

565
00:13:14,066 --> 00:13:16,635
Um, he's just up there.

566
00:13:16,669 --> 00:13:18,303
Aliki: Delightful doesn't it?

567
00:13:18,337 --> 00:13:19,271
That's him, huh?

568
00:13:19,305 --> 00:13:21,006
Hi.

569
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,874
Who uh... let's see

570
00:13:22,909 --> 00:13:24,576
what we have here.

571
00:13:38,424 --> 00:13:39,591
Anyway, well,

572
00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:41,626
it looks really nice.

573
00:13:41,661 --> 00:13:43,161
Why don't I show you around?

574
00:13:43,196 --> 00:13:44,262
Oh, yeah, you know,

575
00:13:44,297 --> 00:13:45,630
we'd love a tour.

576
00:13:45,665 --> 00:13:46,731
I think that would be great.

577
00:13:46,766 --> 00:13:47,766
This is where Colin

578
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:48,767
came from.

579
00:13:48,801 --> 00:13:49,668
Oh.

580
00:13:49,702 --> 00:13:50,635
Oh, yeah, this is, uh,

581
00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:51,603
this is a nice area.

582
00:13:51,637 --> 00:13:52,504
I like it.

583
00:13:52,538 --> 00:13:53,839
Quite a lot of room, huh?

584
00:13:53,873 --> 00:13:54,973
Yes, they need room

585
00:13:55,007 --> 00:13:56,074
to run free.

586
00:13:56,108 --> 00:13:57,209
Of course, yes.

587
00:13:57,243 --> 00:13:58,343
So much fresh air.

588
00:13:58,377 --> 00:13:59,144
Hi.

589
00:13:59,178 --> 00:14:00,011
Hello.

590
00:14:00,046 --> 00:14:00,846
I'm Peter.

591
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,080
Hi, I'm Nance.

592
00:14:02,114 --> 00:14:02,981
Oh, I can't wait

593
00:14:03,015 --> 00:14:04,316
for you guys to meet aliki.

594
00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:06,017
He's over there.

595
00:14:10,423 --> 00:14:12,357
Hello.

596
00:14:12,391 --> 00:14:13,658
Is he looking?

597
00:14:13,693 --> 00:14:15,727
I can't tell.

598
00:14:15,761 --> 00:14:17,629
Still looking.

599
00:14:24,003 --> 00:14:26,771
Come.

600
00:14:26,806 --> 00:14:27,572
Hi.

601
00:14:27,607 --> 00:14:28,473
Hi.

602
00:14:28,508 --> 00:14:29,441
Hi, how are you?

603
00:14:29,475 --> 00:14:30,175
I'm Peter.

604
00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:31,142
Aliki.

605
00:14:31,177 --> 00:14:31,977
Nance.

606
00:14:32,011 --> 00:14:32,777
What's it?

607
00:14:32,812 --> 00:14:33,845
Nance.

608
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:34,613
Nice to meet you.

609
00:14:34,647 --> 00:14:35,447
Aliki.

610
00:14:35,481 --> 00:14:36,281
Great farm.

611
00:14:36,315 --> 00:14:37,115
We saw the chickens.

612
00:14:37,149 --> 00:14:37,849
Thank you.

613
00:14:37,884 --> 00:14:38,550
We're gonna order it.

614
00:14:38,584 --> 00:14:39,317
Yeah, we're loving it.

615
00:14:39,352 --> 00:14:40,085
Can't even believe

616
00:14:40,119 --> 00:14:40,919
we questioned it.

617
00:14:40,953 --> 00:14:41,953
Really great place.

618
00:14:41,988 --> 00:14:42,854
Good.

619
00:14:42,889 --> 00:14:43,889
A little speechless

620
00:14:43,923 --> 00:14:44,823
in meeting you.

621
00:14:44,857 --> 00:14:46,191
Oh, wow.

622
00:14:46,225 --> 00:14:47,425
Tremendous energy

623
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:48,093
the second you came

624
00:14:48,127 --> 00:14:48,994
onto the farm.

625
00:14:49,028 --> 00:14:49,794
Geez, thanks.

626
00:14:49,829 --> 00:14:50,529
I'm just falling in love

627
00:14:50,563 --> 00:14:51,229
with this place.

628
00:14:51,264 --> 00:14:52,030
It's just beautiful.

629
00:14:52,064 --> 00:14:52,764
Yeah, we almost don't

630
00:14:52,798 --> 00:14:53,498
want to leave.

631
00:14:53,533 --> 00:14:54,699
Sorry, I...

632
00:14:54,734 --> 00:14:56,668
what color are your eyes?

633
00:14:56,702 --> 00:14:57,569
People have said things

634
00:14:57,603 --> 00:14:58,904
about your eyes before.

635
00:14:58,938 --> 00:15:00,405
I-I've been told a lot

636
00:15:00,439 --> 00:15:01,640
that I have pretty eyes.

637
00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:02,607
People have told me

638
00:15:02,642 --> 00:15:03,608
that my body looks like

639
00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:04,476
a melted candle

640
00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:05,310
or something.

641
00:15:05,344 --> 00:15:06,211
What?

642
00:15:06,245 --> 00:15:07,212
And I thought,

643
00:15:07,246 --> 00:15:08,380
"no I don't."

644
00:15:08,414 --> 00:15:09,080
I would love

645
00:15:09,115 --> 00:15:09,848
for you to stay.

646
00:15:09,882 --> 00:15:10,815
I mean, we're family here.

647
00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:11,850
We are just what we are.

648
00:15:11,884 --> 00:15:14,452
You know, a husband or a wife.

649
00:15:14,487 --> 00:15:15,754
You know, or a wife

650
00:15:15,788 --> 00:15:17,355
or a wife or a wife,

651
00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:18,790
wife, wife.

652
00:15:18,824 --> 00:15:19,591
You can be whatever

653
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:20,425
you want to be.

654
00:15:20,459 --> 00:15:21,626
Just exist, and we'd love

655
00:15:21,661 --> 00:15:23,028
for you to stay.

656
00:15:23,062 --> 00:15:25,597
Do you want to stay?

657
00:15:25,631 --> 00:15:27,599
I do.

658
00:15:27,633 --> 00:15:28,633
You do.

659
00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:29,668
I do.

660
00:15:29,702 --> 00:15:30,769
We both do.

661
00:15:30,803 --> 00:15:33,405
We do, too.

662
00:15:33,439 --> 00:15:35,640
Come here.

663
00:16:04,437 --> 00:16:05,136
Stewart: What's up,

664
00:16:05,171 --> 00:16:05,837
Sherlock homies?

665
00:16:05,871 --> 00:16:06,504
Ready for another game

666
00:16:06,539 --> 00:16:07,472
of hide and seek?

667
00:16:07,506 --> 00:16:08,473
This isn't dodge ball.

668
00:16:08,507 --> 00:16:09,307
This isn't kick ball

669
00:16:09,342 --> 00:16:10,075
any of that nonsense.

670
00:16:10,109 --> 00:16:11,576
There's strategy to this.

671
00:16:11,611 --> 00:16:12,377
Remember your first spot

672
00:16:12,411 --> 00:16:13,011
that you see,

673
00:16:13,045 --> 00:16:14,646
isn't the first place you go.

674
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,380
What was that last week?

675
00:16:15,414 --> 00:16:16,114
What did you hide behind?

676
00:16:16,148 --> 00:16:16,982
A newspaper?

677
00:16:17,016 --> 00:16:19,284
What is this... 1934?

678
00:16:19,318 --> 00:16:20,552
I was sad for myself

679
00:16:20,586 --> 00:16:21,486
that I know you.

680
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,387
And where are you hiding?

681
00:16:22,421 --> 00:16:24,189
Behind your hair?

682
00:16:24,223 --> 00:16:25,023
So are there smoke breaks

683
00:16:25,057 --> 00:16:26,024
and stuff?

684
00:16:26,058 --> 00:16:26,825
You guys, get your heads

685
00:16:26,859 --> 00:16:28,526
in the game, okay?

686
00:16:28,561 --> 00:16:29,561
Seek.

687
00:16:29,595 --> 00:16:33,632
See, every...

688
00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:37,569
Every kind of spot.

689
00:16:37,603 --> 00:16:39,004
Okay, at the after party,

690
00:16:39,038 --> 00:16:40,271
one thing that would be fun,

691
00:16:40,306 --> 00:16:41,406
'80s karaoke.

692
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,273
Yeah, I had this other idea.

693
00:16:42,308 --> 00:16:43,308
I was thinking like

694
00:16:43,342 --> 00:16:44,809
we can win a championship

695
00:16:44,844 --> 00:16:45,610
just once.

696
00:16:45,645 --> 00:16:46,277
You know,

697
00:16:46,312 --> 00:16:47,012
wouldn't that be crazy?

698
00:16:47,046 --> 00:16:47,879
It'd be like some kind of

699
00:16:47,913 --> 00:16:48,647
a fun thing to do.

700
00:16:48,648 --> 00:16:48,680
A fun thing to do.

701
00:16:49,882 --> 00:16:51,583
One vegan bacon cheeseburger.

702
00:16:51,617 --> 00:16:53,585
Two vegan bacon cheeseburgers.

703
00:16:53,619 --> 00:16:56,421
Ready or not, here we come.

704
00:17:01,527 --> 00:17:03,328
Found you... you're out.

705
00:17:03,362 --> 00:17:04,229
Hey, Stewart.

706
00:17:04,263 --> 00:17:04,996
What are you doing?

707
00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:05,630
Get out of here.

708
00:17:05,665 --> 00:17:06,464
I have a question

709
00:17:06,499 --> 00:17:07,332
about the after party.

710
00:17:07,366 --> 00:17:08,066
Could we bring people...

711
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:08,867
time out.

712
00:17:08,901 --> 00:17:09,567
Hey, time out.

713
00:17:09,602 --> 00:17:10,669
Susan, there are rules to this.

714
00:17:10,703 --> 00:17:12,037
This was genius,

715
00:17:12,071 --> 00:17:13,405
and you just ruined it.

716
00:17:13,439 --> 00:17:14,873
Ref, can I get a ref?

717
00:17:14,907 --> 00:17:15,940
Uh, will you kindly state

718
00:17:15,975 --> 00:17:16,741
to my teammate

719
00:17:16,776 --> 00:17:17,542
what the rules are

720
00:17:17,576 --> 00:17:19,044
in this situation?

721
00:17:19,078 --> 00:17:19,911
Sure.

722
00:17:19,945 --> 00:17:21,179
Any player who happens upon

723
00:17:21,213 --> 00:17:22,347
another player's hiding spot

724
00:17:22,381 --> 00:17:23,481
must cede the territory

725
00:17:23,516 --> 00:17:25,050
to it's original founder.

726
00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:25,684
I didn't know.

727
00:17:25,718 --> 00:17:26,351
Okay.

728
00:17:26,385 --> 00:17:27,819
What are you doing later?

729
00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:27,852
What are you doing later?

730
00:17:34,894 --> 00:17:35,827
Can I help you?

731
00:17:35,861 --> 00:17:36,761
I'm hiding.

732
00:17:36,796 --> 00:17:37,796
From what?

733
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:38,530
Portland's adult

734
00:17:38,564 --> 00:17:39,831
hide and seek league.

735
00:17:39,865 --> 00:17:41,299
There's weirdo's everywhere.

736
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,767
No, I'm not a weirdo.

737
00:17:42,802 --> 00:17:43,368
If you're talking,

738
00:17:43,402 --> 00:17:44,169
just make it look like

739
00:17:44,203 --> 00:17:45,003
you're talking to yourself,

740
00:17:45,037 --> 00:17:46,104
like you're a crazy person.

741
00:17:46,138 --> 00:17:47,405
Uh, no I won't.

742
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:48,173
Why don't you just

743
00:17:48,207 --> 00:17:48,973
get a job and go to work

744
00:17:49,008 --> 00:17:50,275
like a normal person.

745
00:17:50,309 --> 00:17:51,609
I do work.

746
00:17:51,644 --> 00:17:52,610
I work at a co-op...

747
00:17:52,645 --> 00:17:54,245
like a hippy place.

748
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,280
We are not like hippies

749
00:17:55,314 --> 00:17:55,980
at all.

750
00:17:56,015 --> 00:17:56,781
We like to think of ourselves

751
00:17:56,816 --> 00:17:57,816
as more alternative.

752
00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:59,084
So where do you live?

753
00:17:59,118 --> 00:17:59,617
I've got about

754
00:17:59,652 --> 00:18:00,351
three roommates

755
00:18:00,386 --> 00:18:01,286
up on the north side.

756
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:01,986
It's kind of a house,

757
00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:03,021
but it's kind of

758
00:18:03,055 --> 00:18:03,855
falling apart.

759
00:18:03,889 --> 00:18:04,622
It's kind of a house,

760
00:18:04,657 --> 00:18:05,390
but it's kind of

761
00:18:05,424 --> 00:18:06,124
falling apart.

762
00:18:06,158 --> 00:18:06,891
Yes, ma'am.

763
00:18:06,926 --> 00:18:07,792
I think that describes

764
00:18:07,827 --> 00:18:08,727
your life right now, honey.

765
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:16,367
American literature is clear.

766
00:18:16,402 --> 00:18:19,337
Arts and artists clear.

767
00:18:19,371 --> 00:18:20,305
Stewart, feel like we should

768
00:18:20,339 --> 00:18:21,740
make it official t-shirt

769
00:18:21,774 --> 00:18:23,141
like an after party t-shirt?

770
00:18:23,175 --> 00:18:23,908
Oh, I have a good design

771
00:18:23,943 --> 00:18:24,809
for the t-shirt.

772
00:18:24,844 --> 00:18:25,977
How about "we'll never

773
00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:27,345
"win this game as long as

774
00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:28,279
"we're obsessed with something

775
00:18:28,314 --> 00:18:29,914
"as stupid as an after party."

776
00:18:38,891 --> 00:18:40,091
Nice game, you guys.

777
00:18:40,126 --> 00:18:40,792
Thanks for showing me

778
00:18:40,826 --> 00:18:41,559
that rule and everything.

779
00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:42,293
I didn't know.

780
00:18:42,328 --> 00:18:43,128
You're welcome.

781
00:18:43,162 --> 00:18:43,595
Cheers.

782
00:18:43,629 --> 00:18:45,263
Hey, nobody found me.

783
00:18:45,297 --> 00:18:46,965
Oh, Stewart!

784
00:18:46,999 --> 00:18:48,099
Looks like we won

785
00:18:48,134 --> 00:18:48,933
a little bit.

786
00:18:48,968 --> 00:18:50,201
Oh, my gosh!

787
00:18:50,236 --> 00:18:51,302
Hey.

788
00:18:51,337 --> 00:18:52,303
You didn't win.

789
00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:53,638
I won.

790
00:18:53,672 --> 00:18:54,339
I've been hidin'

791
00:18:54,373 --> 00:18:56,808
since 1979.

792
00:18:56,842 --> 00:18:57,909
Wait a second,

793
00:18:57,943 --> 00:18:58,676
were you the guy

794
00:18:58,711 --> 00:18:59,744
in Ziggy high dust

795
00:18:59,779 --> 00:19:01,146
and the hiders from Mars?

796
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:02,213
That's right.

797
00:19:02,248 --> 00:19:03,448
That's amazing.

798
00:19:03,482 --> 00:19:05,283
Where were you hiding?

799
00:19:05,317 --> 00:19:06,317
The most awesome spot

800
00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:07,819
you've ever seen.

801
00:19:07,853 --> 00:19:08,787
Whoa!

802
00:19:08,821 --> 00:19:09,521
I bet he was hiding

803
00:19:09,555 --> 00:19:11,456
right behind there?

804
00:19:11,490 --> 00:19:12,590
Wait a minute.

805
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:13,758
He's gone.

806
00:19:13,793 --> 00:19:16,961
What?

807
00:19:16,996 --> 00:19:18,396
Oh, well, next week.

808
00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:19,264
Right?

809
00:19:19,298 --> 00:19:20,965
All right.

810
00:19:47,726 --> 00:19:49,527
Pete: I think he's gone.

811
00:19:49,561 --> 00:19:50,328
Nance: I think you're right.

812
00:19:50,362 --> 00:19:52,296
He's passed.

813
00:19:52,331 --> 00:19:55,333
Aliki: I'm dying soon.

814
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:56,033
I wanted to say goodbye

815
00:19:56,068 --> 00:19:57,435
to you.

816
00:19:57,469 --> 00:20:00,738
Rachael, I stole your watch,

817
00:20:00,773 --> 00:20:01,305
and you're never

818
00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:02,840
getting it back.

819
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:05,443
It's gone... forever.

820
00:20:05,477 --> 00:20:08,546
It's coming with me.

821
00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:10,848
Zoe...

822
00:20:16,855 --> 00:20:19,056
My beautiful Peter.

823
00:20:19,091 --> 00:20:20,057
I'm gonna miss

824
00:20:20,092 --> 00:20:21,426
touching my Peter,

825
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:23,661
washing my Peter.

826
00:20:23,695 --> 00:20:25,229
I'm gonna miss you.

827
00:20:25,264 --> 00:20:28,633
Nance.

828
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,034
You can be a real bitch.

829
00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:31,569
Please don't go.

830
00:20:31,603 --> 00:20:32,303
Nance, you're being

831
00:20:32,337 --> 00:20:33,237
a bitch.

832
00:20:33,272 --> 00:20:34,906
Okay?

833
00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:35,673
It's to bitchy of you

834
00:20:35,707 --> 00:20:37,175
to ask me to stay.

835
00:20:37,209 --> 00:20:38,810
I gotta go.

836
00:20:38,844 --> 00:20:41,446
Tell me to go.

837
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,381
Don't be a bitch, Nance.

838
00:20:43,415 --> 00:20:46,517
Go... go!

839
00:20:46,552 --> 00:20:48,286
Thank you, Nance,

840
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,086
for dialing your bitch down

841
00:20:49,121 --> 00:20:50,521
a little bit.

842
00:20:50,556 --> 00:20:53,691
That means a lot to me.

843
00:20:53,725 --> 00:20:55,526
You three,

844
00:20:55,561 --> 00:20:56,394
you're nice people,

845
00:20:56,428 --> 00:20:57,728
I'm sure.

846
00:20:57,763 --> 00:20:59,163
Ahh!

847
00:20:59,198 --> 00:21:00,331
Don't go.

848
00:21:00,365 --> 00:21:01,399
You're being a dumb bitch.

849
00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:03,033
Ohhh!

850
00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:07,805
What is this?

851
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:08,840
Where are we?

852
00:21:08,874 --> 00:21:10,842
I'm wearin' a dress.

853
00:21:10,876 --> 00:21:11,642
We-we were gonna order

854
00:21:11,677 --> 00:21:12,610
the chicken, and-and the...

855
00:21:12,644 --> 00:21:13,744
the farm?

856
00:21:13,779 --> 00:21:14,946
Who are you people?

857
00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:16,314
Is this a cult?

858
00:21:16,348 --> 00:21:17,048
Look how you're dressed.

859
00:21:17,082 --> 00:21:17,982
You guys are brainwashed.

860
00:21:18,016 --> 00:21:19,917
You're being a dumb bitch.

861
00:21:19,952 --> 00:21:21,619
Let's get out of here.

862
00:21:26,058 --> 00:21:26,958
Uh, Dana?

863
00:21:26,992 --> 00:21:28,893
You still work here?

864
00:21:28,927 --> 00:21:29,894
Dana: Hi.

865
00:21:29,928 --> 00:21:30,795
Hi, how are you?

866
00:21:30,829 --> 00:21:31,829
Yeah, we actually decided

867
00:21:31,864 --> 00:21:32,763
against the chicken.

868
00:21:32,798 --> 00:21:33,464
We're gonna do

869
00:21:33,499 --> 00:21:34,265
two of the salmon.

870
00:21:34,299 --> 00:21:35,032
Thanks.

871
00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:35,867
Okay.

872
00:21:35,901 --> 00:21:37,235
And you know what?

873
00:21:37,269 --> 00:21:37,869
Can you tell us

874
00:21:37,903 --> 00:21:38,503
a little bit about

875
00:21:38,537 --> 00:21:39,570
the salmon?

876
00:21:39,605 --> 00:21:40,438
Yeah, we have like

877
00:21:40,472 --> 00:21:41,172
a million questions

878
00:21:41,206 --> 00:21:42,306
about it.

879
00:21:42,341 --> 00:21:43,441
Okay.

880
00:21:43,475 --> 00:21:45,076
When you come back.

881
00:21:51,651 --> 00:21:55,124
Sync by n17t01, corrected by testexam
www.addic7ed.com

882
00:21:56,059 --> 00:21:57,220
You're still doing this?

883
00:21:57,255 --> 00:21:58,455
Stewart: Yes.

884
00:21:58,489 --> 00:21:59,423
What's so funny?

885
00:21:59,457 --> 00:22:00,390
You have a girlfriend?

886
00:22:00,425 --> 00:22:01,224
Should I ask?

887
00:22:01,259 --> 00:22:02,325
Uh, I don't at the moment.

888
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,260
She broke up with me.

889
00:22:03,294 --> 00:22:04,327
Why am I not surprised.

890
00:22:04,362 --> 00:22:05,462
There's girls on this team.

891
00:22:05,496 --> 00:22:06,263
Are you interested

892
00:22:06,297 --> 00:22:07,264
in any of them?

893
00:22:07,298 --> 00:22:08,532
Secretly, yes, but I don't

894
00:22:08,566 --> 00:22:09,499
want to say anything.

895
00:22:09,534 --> 00:22:10,767
She's supposed to guess?

896
00:22:10,802 --> 00:22:11,802
She's supposed to guess.

897
00:22:11,836 --> 00:22:12,502
Women can't read minds,

898
00:22:12,537 --> 00:22:13,303
you know.

899
00:22:13,337 --> 00:22:14,070
If she read your mind,

900
00:22:14,105 --> 00:22:15,705
she'd be scared to death.

901
00:22:16,705 --> 00:22:23,099
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