1 00:00:00,940 --> 00:00:03,649 - Hi, I'm Bryce Shivers. - Hi, I'm Lisa Eversman. 2 00:00:03,650 --> 00:00:05,284 And we put birds on things. 3 00:00:05,285 --> 00:00:05,351 And we put birds on things. 4 00:00:05,352 --> 00:00:06,152 Today, we're gonna 5 00:00:06,153 --> 00:00:06,919 go to a store 6 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:07,687 on Mississippi Avenue. 7 00:00:07,688 --> 00:00:08,521 Nothing has birds on it, 8 00:00:08,522 --> 00:00:09,422 but you what we're gonna do? 9 00:00:09,423 --> 00:00:10,923 We're gonna put birds on things. 10 00:00:10,924 --> 00:00:11,791 Spruce it up. 11 00:00:11,792 --> 00:00:12,725 Make it pretty! 12 00:00:12,726 --> 00:00:13,726 Thank you. 13 00:00:13,727 --> 00:00:14,827 Put a bird on it. 14 00:00:14,828 --> 00:00:15,695 Putting a bird 15 00:00:15,696 --> 00:00:16,629 on this teapot. 16 00:00:16,630 --> 00:00:17,797 It's a bird! 17 00:00:17,798 --> 00:00:18,564 Betcha it's flying 18 00:00:18,565 --> 00:00:19,599 all over the beach. 19 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,334 What a sad little tote bag. 20 00:00:21,335 --> 00:00:22,001 I know- 21 00:00:22,002 --> 00:00:23,002 I'll put a bird on it. 22 00:00:23,003 --> 00:00:23,936 Did you see this bag before? 23 00:00:23,937 --> 00:00:24,737 I didn't. 24 00:00:24,738 --> 00:00:25,938 Now there's a bird. 25 00:00:25,939 --> 00:00:26,672 It's flying. 26 00:00:26,673 --> 00:00:27,940 It's free! 27 00:00:27,941 --> 00:00:28,574 I'm gonna put this bird 28 00:00:28,575 --> 00:00:29,642 right on this card. 29 00:00:29,643 --> 00:00:30,476 It's so pretty. 30 00:00:30,477 --> 00:00:31,377 You like that, ma'am? 31 00:00:31,378 --> 00:00:34,847 It's fantastic. 32 00:00:34,848 --> 00:00:36,516 Making a bird on toast. 33 00:00:36,517 --> 00:00:37,850 Put a bird on it! 34 00:00:37,851 --> 00:00:38,684 Look at this. 35 00:00:38,685 --> 00:00:39,619 I just sewed this bird 36 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:40,953 right onto the pillow. 37 00:00:40,954 --> 00:00:41,788 Oh, you missed a spot. 38 00:00:41,789 --> 00:00:42,989 Ow- what are you doing? 39 00:00:42,990 --> 00:00:44,257 Watch your fingernails. 40 00:00:44,258 --> 00:00:45,124 What about the bird? 41 00:00:45,125 --> 00:00:46,059 Am I bleeding? 42 00:00:46,060 --> 00:00:47,193 Ma'am, am I bleeding? 43 00:00:47,194 --> 00:00:47,927 No, you're fine. 44 00:00:47,928 --> 00:00:48,694 Stop looking at her. 45 00:00:48,695 --> 00:00:49,829 She's fine. 46 00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:50,997 I know she's fine. 47 00:00:50,998 --> 00:00:51,764 I'm not- put 48 00:00:51,765 --> 00:00:52,665 a 49 00:00:52,666 --> 00:00:53,433 bird 50 00:00:53,434 --> 00:00:54,267 on 51 00:00:54,268 --> 00:00:54,967 it. 52 00:00:54,968 --> 00:00:56,035 I'm painting a bird 53 00:00:56,036 --> 00:00:57,537 on a bird. 54 00:00:57,538 --> 00:00:58,504 Ahh! 55 00:00:58,505 --> 00:00:59,906 My eyes! 56 00:00:59,907 --> 00:01:00,640 Straight up got dust 57 00:01:00,641 --> 00:01:02,175 right in my eyes. 58 00:01:02,176 --> 00:01:03,176 Just paint the bird 59 00:01:03,177 --> 00:01:04,177 or whatever it is 60 00:01:04,178 --> 00:01:04,977 you need to do, 61 00:01:04,978 --> 00:01:06,212 and don't blow on things. 62 00:01:06,213 --> 00:01:08,047 Put a bird on it. 63 00:01:08,048 --> 00:01:09,248 There's birds everywhere, 64 00:01:09,249 --> 00:01:10,149 and now you can open 65 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:12,652 for business. 66 00:01:12,653 --> 00:01:16,089 What the hell is that? 67 00:01:16,090 --> 00:01:18,191 Please go away? 68 00:01:18,192 --> 00:01:21,127 I'm allergic. 69 00:01:27,801 --> 00:01:29,802 Yeah- you're not wanted! 70 00:01:32,739 --> 00:01:35,041 Oh, gross! 71 00:01:36,410 --> 00:01:51,657 [ Music ] 72 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:58,474 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 73 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:06,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 74 00:02:16,216 --> 00:02:16,916 Carrie: What is it 75 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:18,084 that you call the mayor? 76 00:02:18,085 --> 00:02:19,318 Iu it, sir? 77 00:02:19,319 --> 00:02:20,052 Fred: Or maybe 78 00:02:20,053 --> 00:02:20,786 it's just laid back. 79 00:02:20,787 --> 00:02:21,487 It's just like, "hey, man." 80 00:02:21,488 --> 00:02:22,188 You know, 81 00:02:22,189 --> 00:02:23,122 'cause he seems so cool. 82 00:02:23,123 --> 00:02:24,157 Right. 83 00:02:24,158 --> 00:02:27,393 Oh- whoa! 84 00:02:27,394 --> 00:02:28,561 That's like totally him. 85 00:02:28,562 --> 00:02:29,629 Bianca: Fred and Carrie? 86 00:02:29,630 --> 00:02:31,130 The mayor will see you now. 87 00:02:31,131 --> 00:02:32,298 Mayor: So? 88 00:02:32,299 --> 00:02:33,099 Psyched to meet you- 89 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:34,066 you're like the coolest mayor 90 00:02:34,067 --> 00:02:34,834 we've ever had. 91 00:02:34,835 --> 00:02:35,535 Awesome. 92 00:02:35,536 --> 00:02:36,369 Thanks so much. 93 00:02:36,370 --> 00:02:37,670 Your office is so cool. 94 00:02:37,671 --> 00:02:38,404 Hmm... 95 00:02:38,405 --> 00:02:39,238 Isn't this awesome? 96 00:02:39,239 --> 00:02:40,006 Look at the awards 97 00:02:40,007 --> 00:02:40,873 you have. 98 00:02:40,874 --> 00:02:41,674 Yeah, and, oh, this is, 99 00:02:41,675 --> 00:02:42,675 uh, this is the latest one 100 00:02:42,676 --> 00:02:43,643 we just got. 101 00:02:43,644 --> 00:02:44,610 "Best official website 102 00:02:44,611 --> 00:02:45,578 "for cities with populations 103 00:02:45,579 --> 00:02:46,679 "under 700,000 in the 104 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,381 "pacific northwest area." 105 00:02:48,382 --> 00:02:49,215 Congratulations. 106 00:02:49,216 --> 00:02:49,982 Yeah, thanks. 107 00:02:49,983 --> 00:02:50,983 Well, I had this one made, 108 00:02:50,984 --> 00:02:52,451 and I presented it to myself. 109 00:02:52,452 --> 00:02:53,653 Oh, you had it made? 110 00:02:53,654 --> 00:02:54,420 Yeah. 111 00:02:54,421 --> 00:02:55,388 You know, it's the best site 112 00:02:55,389 --> 00:02:56,789 out there, anyway- right? 113 00:02:56,790 --> 00:02:58,090 Seattle's is the worst. 114 00:02:58,091 --> 00:02:58,724 Oh, yeah. 115 00:02:58,725 --> 00:02:59,492 Yeah. 116 00:02:59,493 --> 00:03:00,393 Too many links. 117 00:03:00,394 --> 00:03:01,027 Oh, yeah, 118 00:03:01,028 --> 00:03:01,928 you don't want that. 119 00:03:01,929 --> 00:03:02,595 Bianca tells me 120 00:03:02,596 --> 00:03:03,462 you have an idea. 121 00:03:03,463 --> 00:03:04,197 All right, 122 00:03:04,198 --> 00:03:05,031 so we have this idea. 123 00:03:05,032 --> 00:03:05,865 Yeah. 124 00:03:05,866 --> 00:03:06,599 We're sort of 125 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:07,333 former musicians. 126 00:03:07,334 --> 00:03:08,134 We've been in bands and stuff, 127 00:03:08,135 --> 00:03:08,935 and so we thought like, 128 00:03:08,936 --> 00:03:10,303 if we had a city holiday 129 00:03:10,304 --> 00:03:11,537 for Portland, 130 00:03:11,538 --> 00:03:13,139 and it's "bring your guitar 131 00:03:13,140 --> 00:03:15,474 "to school or work" day. 132 00:03:15,475 --> 00:03:16,776 Uh-hmm. 133 00:03:25,319 --> 00:03:25,952 Now, wait-wait- 134 00:03:25,953 --> 00:03:26,786 you said you're musicians, 135 00:03:26,787 --> 00:03:27,653 right? 136 00:03:27,654 --> 00:03:28,354 Yeah. 137 00:03:28,355 --> 00:03:29,188 Yeah. 138 00:03:29,189 --> 00:03:30,122 I've got a little project 139 00:03:30,123 --> 00:03:31,057 that I'm working on. 140 00:03:31,058 --> 00:03:32,792 It's really dear to my heart. 141 00:03:32,793 --> 00:03:33,726 I need to come up with 142 00:03:33,727 --> 00:03:36,095 a new theme song 143 00:03:36,096 --> 00:03:37,396 for a new ad campaign 144 00:03:37,397 --> 00:03:39,265 for Portland. 145 00:03:39,266 --> 00:03:40,132 This is where my head is 146 00:03:40,133 --> 00:03:41,234 right now. 147 00:03:41,235 --> 00:03:42,001 What do you guys think? 148 00:03:42,002 --> 00:03:43,202 You're musicians... 149 00:03:43,203 --> 00:03:44,503 You said you write music. 150 00:03:44,504 --> 00:03:46,105 I think you might be 151 00:03:46,106 --> 00:03:47,406 perfect for this. 152 00:03:47,407 --> 00:03:50,409 To-to write it- 153 00:03:50,410 --> 00:03:51,210 we would write it? 154 00:03:51,211 --> 00:03:52,245 Yeah, I want it 155 00:03:52,246 --> 00:03:53,846 to be about Portland. 156 00:03:53,847 --> 00:03:54,780 You know, all about 157 00:03:54,781 --> 00:03:55,514 the inspiration 158 00:03:55,515 --> 00:03:56,716 that you get from the city. 159 00:03:56,717 --> 00:03:57,383 We have Bridges, 160 00:03:57,384 --> 00:03:58,751 mountains, rivers, nature- 161 00:03:58,752 --> 00:03:59,418 all of that. 162 00:03:59,419 --> 00:04:00,253 All of that. 163 00:04:00,254 --> 00:04:01,087 Bicycles- 164 00:04:01,088 --> 00:04:02,188 all of that fits in. 165 00:04:02,189 --> 00:04:03,222 One word of warning? 166 00:04:03,223 --> 00:04:04,023 Please don't make it 167 00:04:04,024 --> 00:04:05,491 like Seattle. 168 00:04:08,829 --> 00:04:09,595 The space needle. 169 00:04:09,596 --> 00:04:10,329 Wooo! 170 00:04:10,330 --> 00:04:11,163 Like we've never seen 171 00:04:11,164 --> 00:04:12,732 that before. 172 00:04:12,733 --> 00:04:13,566 You got it. 173 00:04:13,567 --> 00:04:14,400 Okay. 174 00:04:14,401 --> 00:04:15,134 Wonderful! 175 00:04:15,135 --> 00:04:16,002 This is so good! 176 00:04:16,003 --> 00:04:16,769 I'm so glad you came in today. 177 00:04:16,770 --> 00:04:17,637 Yeah, all right. 178 00:04:17,638 --> 00:04:18,437 This is just perfect. 179 00:04:18,438 --> 00:04:19,238 You just made me 180 00:04:19,239 --> 00:04:20,006 the happiest mayor 181 00:04:20,007 --> 00:04:20,740 in the country. 182 00:04:20,741 --> 00:04:21,641 We work for you. 183 00:04:21,642 --> 00:04:22,375 Good, I'm gonna work on 184 00:04:22,376 --> 00:04:23,376 my core. 185 00:04:23,377 --> 00:04:24,277 All right, it's nice 186 00:04:24,278 --> 00:04:25,077 to meet you. 187 00:04:25,078 --> 00:04:25,911 So great to meet you. 188 00:04:25,912 --> 00:04:26,679 You're so cool. 189 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:27,580 Oh, guys, guys, guys, 190 00:04:27,581 --> 00:04:28,648 this is like something 191 00:04:28,649 --> 00:04:29,615 that's really important to me. 192 00:04:29,616 --> 00:04:31,017 It's indigenous art. 193 00:04:31,018 --> 00:04:31,784 I don't know if it speaks 194 00:04:31,785 --> 00:04:33,119 to you musically? 195 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,487 But, you know, use that. 196 00:04:34,488 --> 00:04:35,454 I think that is something 197 00:04:35,455 --> 00:04:36,289 that is really gonna make 198 00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:37,690 a difference in this music. 199 00:04:37,691 --> 00:04:38,624 Great- we'll just 200 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:39,458 bring it back to you? 201 00:04:39,459 --> 00:04:40,226 And bring it back to me. 202 00:04:40,227 --> 00:04:41,093 Yeah- that'd be great. 203 00:04:41,094 --> 00:04:41,861 All right- you sold us. 204 00:04:41,862 --> 00:04:42,795 I love my artists. 205 00:04:42,796 --> 00:04:43,562 Sir, thank you. 206 00:04:43,563 --> 00:04:44,497 I support them. 207 00:04:44,498 --> 00:04:45,197 Thank you. 208 00:04:45,198 --> 00:04:46,198 Just one thing. 209 00:04:46,199 --> 00:04:47,166 Don't make it sound like 210 00:04:47,167 --> 00:04:48,367 it's coming from Seattle. 211 00:04:48,368 --> 00:04:49,468 Okay, you got it. 212 00:04:49,469 --> 00:04:50,102 Okay? 213 00:04:50,103 --> 00:04:50,903 Portland all the way. 214 00:04:50,904 --> 00:04:51,837 Go Portland! 215 00:04:51,838 --> 00:04:52,838 All right- thank you! 216 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:54,307 Yay! 217 00:05:05,986 --> 00:05:07,053 Bicycle ride- 218 00:05:07,054 --> 00:05:07,953 bicycle rides! 219 00:05:07,954 --> 00:05:09,288 Bicycles rides- bicycle. 220 00:05:09,289 --> 00:05:10,423 On a bike- on a bike. 221 00:05:10,424 --> 00:05:11,190 Hi, I'm on a bike. 222 00:05:11,191 --> 00:05:11,824 You're gonna turn? 223 00:05:11,825 --> 00:05:12,625 You gotta tell me! 224 00:05:12,626 --> 00:05:13,659 Watch out! 225 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:14,994 Bike-bike-bike! 226 00:05:14,995 --> 00:05:16,295 Oh, cars... 227 00:05:16,296 --> 00:05:17,930 Man, why? 228 00:05:17,931 --> 00:05:18,531 I don't have 229 00:05:18,532 --> 00:05:19,432 a driver's license. 230 00:05:19,433 --> 00:05:20,299 I don't need it. 231 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:21,067 In a bike Lane here. 232 00:05:21,068 --> 00:05:22,134 I get this whole Lane. 233 00:05:22,135 --> 00:05:23,102 Ten feet rule! 234 00:05:23,103 --> 00:05:24,370 Oregon state law- ten feet. 235 00:05:24,371 --> 00:05:25,137 Hey, birds! 236 00:05:25,138 --> 00:05:27,606 Guys have little bikes? 237 00:05:27,607 --> 00:05:28,574 What you lookin' at? 238 00:05:28,575 --> 00:05:31,110 I dig that tribal look. 239 00:05:31,111 --> 00:05:33,379 [ Indistinct shouting ] 240 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:34,580 I hope I get a sunburn. 241 00:05:34,581 --> 00:05:37,817 [ Beat boxing ] 242 00:05:37,818 --> 00:05:38,651 Hold up. 243 00:05:38,652 --> 00:05:40,052 I'm stopping. 244 00:05:40,053 --> 00:05:40,986 I'm stopped. 245 00:05:40,987 --> 00:05:41,887 [ Whistles ] 246 00:05:41,888 --> 00:05:43,456 That means I'm stopped. 247 00:05:43,457 --> 00:05:45,391 Pull your mirrors in. 248 00:05:45,392 --> 00:05:46,459 Slow down- let me go. 249 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:49,962 Ah, lofts, why? 250 00:05:49,963 --> 00:05:50,796 Watch out. 251 00:05:50,797 --> 00:05:51,630 Hey- bike Lane. 252 00:05:51,631 --> 00:05:52,398 Bike Lane! 253 00:05:52,399 --> 00:05:53,165 Bicycle rides. 254 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:54,066 Go vegan! 255 00:05:54,067 --> 00:05:54,967 Move, move, move! 256 00:05:54,968 --> 00:05:55,868 Move over a little bit. 257 00:05:55,869 --> 00:05:56,702 Got a better place to be? 258 00:05:56,703 --> 00:06:01,540 Move! 259 00:06:01,541 --> 00:06:02,875 Ow! 260 00:06:02,876 --> 00:06:05,144 Bicycle rides... 261 00:06:05,145 --> 00:06:06,245 Is anyone home? 262 00:06:06,246 --> 00:06:07,179 Stuart? 263 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:08,547 St-stu? 264 00:06:08,548 --> 00:06:09,749 You home? 265 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:10,549 Please don't be working 266 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:12,051 at the co-op- please! 267 00:06:15,623 --> 00:06:17,924 So, this is our new batch of books. 268 00:06:17,925 --> 00:06:18,525 I think we should just 269 00:06:18,526 --> 00:06:19,225 kind of go through it, 270 00:06:19,226 --> 00:06:20,393 and make sure that it's what 271 00:06:20,394 --> 00:06:21,528 we want in the store. 272 00:06:21,529 --> 00:06:23,463 Okay, great! 273 00:06:23,464 --> 00:06:25,198 "The new girl order." 274 00:06:25,199 --> 00:06:26,833 It's a top selling author. 275 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:28,201 Do we want that in here? 276 00:06:28,202 --> 00:06:29,002 No, we want 277 00:06:29,003 --> 00:06:30,270 bottom selling authors. 278 00:06:30,271 --> 00:06:31,070 You want to see 279 00:06:31,071 --> 00:06:32,105 my impression of Donna? 280 00:06:32,106 --> 00:06:32,972 Okay, this is her 281 00:06:32,973 --> 00:06:35,942 filing things. 282 00:06:35,943 --> 00:06:39,279 "Oh, you wanted it today? 283 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,181 "Oh, okay, well, let me just"- 284 00:06:41,182 --> 00:06:42,448 it's pretty good, right? 285 00:06:42,449 --> 00:06:43,283 No, it's horrible, 286 00:06:43,284 --> 00:06:44,284 horrible impersonation 287 00:06:44,285 --> 00:06:45,218 of Donna, and considering 288 00:06:45,219 --> 00:06:47,854 that that's your daughter- 289 00:06:47,855 --> 00:06:48,755 hi, welcome to 290 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:50,123 "women and women first." 291 00:06:50,124 --> 00:06:51,324 Hi. 292 00:06:51,325 --> 00:06:52,192 Um, what happened 293 00:06:52,193 --> 00:06:54,093 to your pants? 294 00:06:54,094 --> 00:06:57,130 They're frayed. 295 00:06:57,131 --> 00:06:58,598 Um, the psu bookstore 296 00:06:58,599 --> 00:06:59,465 sent me here. 297 00:06:59,466 --> 00:07:00,333 I'm actually just like 298 00:07:00,334 --> 00:07:01,100 getting a bunch of books 299 00:07:01,101 --> 00:07:01,968 for class for my 300 00:07:01,969 --> 00:07:03,002 women's study's class. 301 00:07:03,003 --> 00:07:03,770 Do you have like 302 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:04,737 a computer system 303 00:07:04,738 --> 00:07:05,738 where I can just look it up. 304 00:07:05,739 --> 00:07:06,272 No-no- 305 00:07:06,273 --> 00:07:07,340 we're that computer. 306 00:07:07,341 --> 00:07:08,074 We're the computer. 307 00:07:08,075 --> 00:07:09,676 Okay, um, 308 00:07:09,677 --> 00:07:11,077 "different daughters." 309 00:07:11,078 --> 00:07:12,979 "Vaginas: An owner's manual"- 310 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:13,880 slow down. 311 00:07:13,881 --> 00:07:14,914 "Different daughters." 312 00:07:14,915 --> 00:07:15,548 We carry- if we- 313 00:07:15,549 --> 00:07:16,382 we can order that for you. 314 00:07:16,383 --> 00:07:18,451 It'll take a year to get here. 315 00:07:18,452 --> 00:07:19,986 It has to be written. 316 00:07:19,987 --> 00:07:21,187 And who's your teacher? 317 00:07:21,188 --> 00:07:22,488 Marilyn Kendall. 318 00:07:22,489 --> 00:07:23,957 Hmm... 319 00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:24,958 She's a little 320 00:07:24,959 --> 00:07:26,960 odd looking, isn't she? 321 00:07:26,961 --> 00:07:28,294 I guess. 322 00:07:28,295 --> 00:07:29,362 It's almost like 323 00:07:29,363 --> 00:07:30,496 they've made her eyes weird. 324 00:07:30,497 --> 00:07:31,664 They? 325 00:07:31,665 --> 00:07:32,432 Don't-don't you think? 326 00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:34,000 Who made her eyes weird? 327 00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:35,068 Goddesses. 328 00:07:35,069 --> 00:07:35,768 What's the name of 329 00:07:35,769 --> 00:07:36,603 the first book? 330 00:07:36,604 --> 00:07:37,470 "Vaginas: 331 00:07:37,471 --> 00:07:38,571 "An owner's manual." 332 00:07:38,572 --> 00:07:39,505 Hold on a second. 333 00:07:39,506 --> 00:07:44,477 Wait... 334 00:07:44,478 --> 00:07:45,211 I'm not looking 335 00:07:45,212 --> 00:07:46,145 for your book. 336 00:07:46,146 --> 00:07:47,080 This is something else. 337 00:07:47,081 --> 00:07:48,781 This is employee's rules. 338 00:07:48,782 --> 00:07:49,649 Okay, well, I'm- 339 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:50,750 this class you're taking? 340 00:07:50,751 --> 00:07:51,885 You don't need it. 341 00:07:51,886 --> 00:07:53,286 We have classes here. 342 00:07:53,287 --> 00:07:54,621 Abby Dee's queer question. 343 00:07:54,622 --> 00:07:55,755 What don't you take that? 344 00:07:55,756 --> 00:07:56,556 I have a pole dancing 345 00:07:56,557 --> 00:07:57,423 class that day. 346 00:07:57,424 --> 00:07:59,025 Excuse me? 347 00:07:59,026 --> 00:07:59,926 Pole dancing? 348 00:07:59,927 --> 00:08:00,994 You have- pole dancing? 349 00:08:00,995 --> 00:08:02,362 Exercise? 350 00:08:02,363 --> 00:08:03,062 We're about to freak out 351 00:08:03,063 --> 00:08:04,430 right now. 352 00:08:04,431 --> 00:08:05,298 We're about two seconds away 353 00:08:05,299 --> 00:08:05,932 from jumping up 354 00:08:05,933 --> 00:08:07,367 on this table, and kicking 355 00:08:07,368 --> 00:08:08,801 everything in sight, 356 00:08:08,802 --> 00:08:09,602 which by the way, 357 00:08:09,603 --> 00:08:12,605 is our own property. 358 00:08:12,606 --> 00:08:14,107 So, I guess 359 00:08:14,108 --> 00:08:15,441 I'll just go somewhere else. 360 00:08:15,442 --> 00:08:16,242 No-no-no. 361 00:08:16,243 --> 00:08:17,076 Let's find these books 362 00:08:17,077 --> 00:08:17,844 for you. 363 00:08:17,845 --> 00:08:18,811 I can do it myself. 364 00:08:18,812 --> 00:08:19,612 Oh, we don't want you 365 00:08:19,613 --> 00:08:20,613 to do anything by yourself. 366 00:08:20,614 --> 00:08:21,381 We'll help you. 367 00:08:21,382 --> 00:08:22,148 Are you in a rush? 368 00:08:22,149 --> 00:08:22,982 Yeah, actually, 369 00:08:22,983 --> 00:08:23,883 I kind of have to go. 370 00:08:23,884 --> 00:08:24,684 So... 371 00:08:24,685 --> 00:08:25,551 Can I do my impression 372 00:08:25,552 --> 00:08:26,486 of you? 373 00:08:26,487 --> 00:08:27,253 "Yeah, actually, 374 00:08:27,254 --> 00:08:29,188 "I've gotta go." 375 00:08:29,189 --> 00:08:30,490 Oh, that book's on my list. 376 00:08:30,491 --> 00:08:31,691 "Different daughters." 377 00:08:31,692 --> 00:08:32,458 Oh, can you- can you 378 00:08:32,459 --> 00:08:33,393 put that away, please? 379 00:08:33,394 --> 00:08:34,160 It's over there. 380 00:08:34,161 --> 00:08:34,928 Every time you point 381 00:08:34,929 --> 00:08:36,095 I see a penis. 382 00:08:36,096 --> 00:08:37,230 Oh, I can't reach it. 383 00:08:37,231 --> 00:08:38,398 We'll have to get it 384 00:08:38,399 --> 00:08:39,198 for you another time. 385 00:08:39,199 --> 00:08:40,466 It's right there. 386 00:08:40,467 --> 00:08:41,367 I can't reach it. 387 00:08:41,368 --> 00:08:42,201 Can you just get it. 388 00:08:42,202 --> 00:08:43,002 It's like honestly, 389 00:08:43,003 --> 00:08:43,836 it's right there. 390 00:08:43,837 --> 00:08:44,671 Let me show you. 391 00:08:44,672 --> 00:08:45,538 Let me show you. 392 00:08:45,539 --> 00:08:46,506 It's right there. 393 00:08:46,507 --> 00:08:47,307 At this time, 394 00:08:47,308 --> 00:08:48,675 we cannot get it for you. 395 00:08:48,676 --> 00:08:49,609 I can't reach it. 396 00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:50,276 You're touching it. 397 00:08:50,277 --> 00:08:50,977 Why are you doing that? 398 00:08:50,978 --> 00:08:51,744 I'm touching it, 399 00:08:51,745 --> 00:08:52,645 but it's not enough 400 00:08:52,646 --> 00:08:54,747 to pull it. 401 00:08:54,748 --> 00:08:56,082 I can rest my hand- 402 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:57,417 what's wrong with your hand? 403 00:08:57,418 --> 00:08:59,152 This is my full extension. 404 00:08:59,153 --> 00:09:00,286 Okay, can I get it? 405 00:09:00,287 --> 00:09:01,020 It's not within reach 406 00:09:01,021 --> 00:09:02,588 so let's just- we'll move on. 407 00:09:02,589 --> 00:09:03,456 It's not within reach? 408 00:09:03,457 --> 00:09:04,223 No. 409 00:09:04,224 --> 00:09:05,124 Can't reach it- nope. 410 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:06,759 Nope- I can't reach it. 411 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:07,560 We can give you this book, 412 00:09:07,561 --> 00:09:09,162 we can give you this book, 413 00:09:09,163 --> 00:09:10,330 we can give you this book. 414 00:09:10,331 --> 00:09:12,432 I just need this book! 415 00:09:19,406 --> 00:09:21,441 We lost another one. 416 00:09:28,282 --> 00:09:28,948 Hey, it's Carrie, 417 00:09:28,949 --> 00:09:29,916 please leave a message. 418 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:30,683 Fred: Hey, Carrie, 419 00:09:30,684 --> 00:09:31,684 uh, it's me. 420 00:09:31,685 --> 00:09:32,618 I'm I have some ideas 421 00:09:32,619 --> 00:09:34,153 for the, uh, Portland song. 422 00:09:34,154 --> 00:09:35,254 Tell what you think of this... 423 00:09:35,255 --> 00:09:38,791 Portland community college 424 00:09:38,792 --> 00:09:42,528 they sent me a reminder 425 00:09:42,529 --> 00:09:43,763 everyone was staring 426 00:09:43,764 --> 00:09:46,799 at the Halloween mask that- 427 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:47,533 oh, okay, 428 00:09:47,534 --> 00:09:48,267 you get the basic idea 429 00:09:48,268 --> 00:09:48,968 though, right? 430 00:09:48,969 --> 00:09:50,003 Okay- call me back. 431 00:09:50,004 --> 00:09:51,304 Hey, Fred, it's Carrie. 432 00:09:51,305 --> 00:09:52,238 Uh, I liked your idea 433 00:09:52,239 --> 00:09:53,406 for a song- I had one. 434 00:09:53,407 --> 00:09:54,173 I thought we should 435 00:09:54,174 --> 00:09:55,008 sing about like 436 00:09:55,009 --> 00:09:55,742 people gathering around 437 00:09:55,743 --> 00:09:56,876 vegetables and fruits, 438 00:09:56,877 --> 00:09:57,677 and it's like... 439 00:09:57,678 --> 00:10:00,279 Community garden workshop 440 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:03,449 teach me to rake and hoe-oh 441 00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:04,517 hey, ah, I was thinking 442 00:10:04,518 --> 00:10:06,486 something where 443 00:10:06,487 --> 00:10:07,653 a syncopated beat's kinda... 444 00:10:07,654 --> 00:10:12,291 [ Imitating beats ] 445 00:10:12,292 --> 00:10:13,326 Okay, bye. 446 00:10:13,327 --> 00:10:14,193 Hey, Fred, it's Carrie. 447 00:10:14,194 --> 00:10:14,827 I have another idea 448 00:10:14,828 --> 00:10:15,595 for the song. 449 00:10:15,596 --> 00:10:16,662 Native plants. 450 00:10:16,663 --> 00:10:19,632 Natives plants- oh. 451 00:10:19,633 --> 00:10:21,134 Hi. 452 00:10:21,135 --> 00:10:22,368 Hi. 453 00:10:22,369 --> 00:10:23,836 Short term parking 454 00:10:23,837 --> 00:10:25,238 long term parking 455 00:10:25,239 --> 00:10:27,473 and short term parking 456 00:10:27,474 --> 00:10:28,307 do you ever think about 457 00:10:28,308 --> 00:10:29,409 how Portland hasn't had like 458 00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:31,277 a national tragedy yet? 459 00:10:31,278 --> 00:10:33,913 The day the beer 460 00:10:33,914 --> 00:10:36,416 stopped flowin' 461 00:10:36,417 --> 00:10:37,850 attention-attention 462 00:10:37,851 --> 00:10:40,153 let me get your attention 463 00:10:40,154 --> 00:10:41,854 the people of Portland- 464 00:10:41,855 --> 00:10:42,922 ah-ha 465 00:10:42,923 --> 00:10:43,890 fruit carts 466 00:10:43,891 --> 00:10:44,857 so cheap 467 00:10:44,858 --> 00:10:45,992 fruit carts 468 00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:47,193 ha! 469 00:10:47,194 --> 00:10:48,294 Thank you. 470 00:10:48,295 --> 00:10:49,729 Professor says 471 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:50,963 get an education 472 00:10:50,964 --> 00:10:53,900 he's right 473 00:10:53,901 --> 00:10:55,201 Professor says 474 00:10:55,202 --> 00:10:56,102 I'm gonna tell you 475 00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:58,037 what's right 476 00:10:58,038 --> 00:10:59,505 Portland 477 00:10:59,506 --> 00:11:03,242 we got it goin' on 478 00:11:03,243 --> 00:11:07,213 [ electricity surging ] 479 00:11:07,214 --> 00:11:08,014 Anyway, um, 480 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,082 I need to call you back. 481 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:12,385 I am not 482 00:11:12,386 --> 00:11:16,122 I am not a business man 483 00:11:16,123 --> 00:11:17,323 and that's why 484 00:11:17,324 --> 00:11:19,158 I will stay 485 00:11:19,159 --> 00:11:22,628 in Portland Oregon 486 00:11:24,731 --> 00:11:25,364 okay, can you 487 00:11:25,365 --> 00:11:26,132 pick me up, please? 488 00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:29,235 Thank you- bye. 489 00:11:29,236 --> 00:11:29,936 Hi. 490 00:11:29,937 --> 00:11:30,870 Sorry, I'm late. 491 00:11:30,871 --> 00:11:31,671 That's okay. 492 00:11:31,672 --> 00:11:32,972 Everything sounds great. 493 00:11:32,973 --> 00:11:33,906 The Mayor's gonna love it. 494 00:11:33,907 --> 00:11:35,374 Absolutely. 495 00:11:44,839 --> 00:11:46,972 Dave, do you see that dog over there? 496 00:11:48,409 --> 00:11:50,409 - Oh, yeah, what's the deal? - Who does that? 497 00:11:50,745 --> 00:11:52,379 Who puts a dog outside? 498 00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:53,246 Does that belong 499 00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:54,614 to somebody? 500 00:11:54,615 --> 00:11:56,483 We gotta ask around. 501 00:11:56,484 --> 00:11:57,250 Yeah. 502 00:11:57,251 --> 00:11:58,118 Excuse me. 503 00:11:58,119 --> 00:11:58,819 Sir, is that your dog 504 00:11:58,820 --> 00:11:59,820 right there? 505 00:11:59,821 --> 00:12:00,654 Okay. 506 00:12:00,655 --> 00:12:01,488 Hey, guys- 507 00:12:01,489 --> 00:12:02,656 we're looking for 508 00:12:02,657 --> 00:12:03,357 a dog... owner. 509 00:12:03,358 --> 00:12:04,191 It like 510 00:12:04,192 --> 00:12:05,025 a white and brown dog. 511 00:12:05,026 --> 00:12:05,926 For real... 512 00:12:05,927 --> 00:12:06,960 We got an owner on the dog? 513 00:12:06,961 --> 00:12:08,295 Huh? 514 00:12:08,296 --> 00:12:09,429 There's an animal tied up 515 00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:10,497 to a piece of metal. 516 00:12:10,498 --> 00:12:11,131 I'm sure it wasn't 517 00:12:11,132 --> 00:12:12,065 born there. 518 00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:12,833 How can you guys 519 00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:13,734 just sit there eating. 520 00:12:13,735 --> 00:12:14,501 If the Titanic 521 00:12:14,502 --> 00:12:15,402 was sinking right there, 522 00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:16,636 would you just ignore it? 523 00:12:16,637 --> 00:12:17,471 While you guys are eating, 524 00:12:17,472 --> 00:12:18,338 I'll not be able to eat 525 00:12:18,339 --> 00:12:19,773 until this is resolved. 526 00:12:19,774 --> 00:12:20,540 Hi, have you seen this dog? 527 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:21,675 Are you the owner? 528 00:12:21,676 --> 00:12:23,510 Have you seen this? 529 00:12:23,511 --> 00:12:24,845 Guys, come on! 530 00:12:24,846 --> 00:12:25,712 Hello! 531 00:12:25,713 --> 00:12:26,813 Is anybody listening? 532 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:27,547 This dog will not be 533 00:12:27,548 --> 00:12:28,982 a bait dog in a fight ring. 534 00:12:28,983 --> 00:12:30,250 Baby, come on. 535 00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:31,051 Fine. 536 00:12:31,052 --> 00:12:31,852 It's okay. 537 00:12:31,853 --> 00:12:32,652 She's upset. 538 00:12:32,653 --> 00:12:33,553 Cath is upset. 539 00:12:33,554 --> 00:12:34,121 I'll tell you something. 540 00:12:34,122 --> 00:12:34,888 We want our ice tea 541 00:12:34,889 --> 00:12:35,789 and our orange juice 542 00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:37,424 just like you do. 543 00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:38,291 He fainted? 544 00:12:38,292 --> 00:12:39,226 Oh, poor thing. 545 00:12:39,227 --> 00:12:40,060 Where's the waitress. 546 00:12:40,061 --> 00:12:40,927 Hey- 547 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:41,561 ma'am. 548 00:12:41,562 --> 00:12:42,262 I mean, we don't really 549 00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:43,029 carry dog food. 550 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:43,864 Ah, what do you think of 551 00:12:43,865 --> 00:12:45,098 fried stuffed olives? 552 00:12:45,099 --> 00:12:46,266 A dog portion of it? 553 00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:47,033 I can tell right now, 554 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,568 we're gonna want the meatballs 555 00:12:48,569 --> 00:12:49,870 braised with tomato. 556 00:12:49,871 --> 00:12:51,304 I want you to leave off 557 00:12:51,305 --> 00:12:52,305 the Rosemary. 558 00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:53,373 Ah, let's get these 559 00:12:53,374 --> 00:12:54,274 skillet mussels 560 00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:55,041 with drawn butter. 561 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:55,776 Seared butter- 562 00:12:55,777 --> 00:12:56,343 are you getting all this? 563 00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:57,077 You aren't writing 564 00:12:57,078 --> 00:12:57,944 anything down. 565 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:58,678 It's- I can remember it. 566 00:12:58,679 --> 00:12:59,446 Really? 567 00:12:59,447 --> 00:13:00,180 Yeah. 568 00:13:00,181 --> 00:13:00,847 What's the second thing 569 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:01,748 we ordered? 570 00:13:01,749 --> 00:13:02,549 You ordered 571 00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:03,316 the braised meatballs. 572 00:13:03,317 --> 00:13:04,017 Gosh, she's good. 573 00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:04,684 Yeah, you're good. 574 00:13:04,685 --> 00:13:05,552 You're very good. 575 00:13:05,553 --> 00:13:06,386 You know what that dog 576 00:13:06,387 --> 00:13:07,154 would say right now 577 00:13:07,155 --> 00:13:07,921 to you guys 578 00:13:07,922 --> 00:13:08,755 if he could speak? 579 00:13:08,756 --> 00:13:09,790 He would say, "ruff" 580 00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:12,759 and "blah" and "rah-rah-rah." 581 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:13,527 And ask some of the people 582 00:13:13,528 --> 00:13:14,327 who work in the kitchen, 583 00:13:14,328 --> 00:13:15,729 if-if this dog belongs to them. 584 00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:16,563 We don't really 585 00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:17,431 bring dogs to work. 586 00:13:17,432 --> 00:13:18,265 Well, maybe one of 587 00:13:18,266 --> 00:13:19,166 the dishwashers? 588 00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:19,966 You could say something like, 589 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,702 "[ speaking Spanish ]." 590 00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:23,503 Oh, I mean, 591 00:13:23,504 --> 00:13:24,237 they speak English. 592 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:24,971 The dishwashers? 593 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:25,972 Yeah. 594 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:26,606 We speak Spanish. 595 00:13:26,607 --> 00:13:27,541 We like we travel a lot. 596 00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:28,642 Went to Ecuador. 597 00:13:28,643 --> 00:13:30,510 I am really, really sorry 598 00:13:30,511 --> 00:13:31,711 for what you're going through. 599 00:13:31,712 --> 00:13:32,646 Okay, please, set it down. 600 00:13:32,647 --> 00:13:33,580 Set it down immediately. 601 00:13:33,581 --> 00:13:34,581 Immediately! 602 00:13:34,582 --> 00:13:35,015 You know what? 603 00:13:35,016 --> 00:13:35,582 He doesn't like it. 604 00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:36,383 Take it away. 605 00:13:36,384 --> 00:13:37,350 This smells metallic to me. 606 00:13:37,351 --> 00:13:38,385 No, no, please. 607 00:13:38,386 --> 00:13:39,186 We don't want the water 608 00:13:39,187 --> 00:13:39,953 or anything. 609 00:13:39,954 --> 00:13:40,754 Dave, I'm freaking out. 610 00:13:40,755 --> 00:13:41,588 I'm freaking out! 611 00:13:41,589 --> 00:13:42,322 Calm down- calm down. 612 00:13:42,323 --> 00:13:43,123 Calm down. 613 00:13:43,124 --> 00:13:44,024 You know what we're gonna do? 614 00:13:44,025 --> 00:13:44,691 We're-we're gonna let him go. 615 00:13:44,692 --> 00:13:45,425 Let him go. 616 00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:46,393 Please? 617 00:13:46,394 --> 00:13:47,160 You're gonna have 618 00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:48,028 all kinds of experiences, 619 00:13:48,029 --> 00:13:49,162 and meet all kinds of dogs. 620 00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:50,030 There's some good paths 621 00:13:50,031 --> 00:13:50,730 out there. 622 00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:51,465 There's one path that goes 623 00:13:51,466 --> 00:13:52,265 right up the hillside. 624 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:52,999 It's so pretty, 625 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,067 you won't even believe it. 626 00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:54,734 And when you're thirsty, 627 00:13:54,735 --> 00:13:55,535 you can drink from 628 00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:56,403 any lake you want. 629 00:13:56,404 --> 00:13:57,270 Imagine the biggest lake 630 00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:58,405 in the whole world. 631 00:13:58,406 --> 00:13:59,306 The ocean. 632 00:13:59,307 --> 00:13:59,973 You can just drink 633 00:13:59,974 --> 00:14:01,341 the whole thing. 634 00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:03,043 Bye. 635 00:14:07,215 --> 00:14:08,949 You're free. 636 00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:10,784 Run it out, buddy. 637 00:14:10,785 --> 00:14:12,285 You're free, soldier. 638 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,020 Where's Tucker? 639 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,555 I don't know, sweetie? 640 00:14:15,556 --> 00:14:17,424 Hi, um, did you happen 641 00:14:17,425 --> 00:14:18,225 to see a dog? 642 00:14:18,226 --> 00:14:19,226 We did see a dog actually. 643 00:14:19,227 --> 00:14:19,926 You did? 644 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:20,527 Okay, what-what, 645 00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:21,595 did you see where he went? 646 00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:22,462 He went that way? 647 00:14:22,463 --> 00:14:24,164 We-we had to let him go. 648 00:14:24,165 --> 00:14:25,599 Is this some kind of joke? 649 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,566 No- who puts their dog 650 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:27,801 on a pole like a stripper? 651 00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:28,502 Who does that? 652 00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:29,269 Everybody puts they're- 653 00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:29,970 wait a minute. 654 00:14:29,971 --> 00:14:30,871 Who are you people? 655 00:14:30,872 --> 00:14:31,638 We-we were just gone 656 00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:32,439 for a few minutes. 657 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:33,240 Okay, how- 658 00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,140 a few minutes is like 659 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,041 a month in dog years. 660 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:35,775 Well, it's-it's, 661 00:14:35,776 --> 00:14:36,476 we went to get cookie- 662 00:14:36,477 --> 00:14:37,377 we took your dog 663 00:14:37,378 --> 00:14:38,278 off the pole 664 00:14:38,279 --> 00:14:39,679 'cause it was choking. 665 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,081 Now get out of my face. 666 00:14:41,082 --> 00:14:42,015 I wasn't in your face. 667 00:14:42,016 --> 00:14:42,816 Get out of her face, man. 668 00:14:42,817 --> 00:14:44,084 She was- listen, uh, hey, 669 00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:45,185 where-where you going? 670 00:14:45,186 --> 00:14:46,653 Did the right thing. 671 00:14:46,654 --> 00:14:48,154 I'm calling the cops. 672 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,856 So tired of people. 673 00:14:49,857 --> 00:14:51,224 Hi, Jordan. 674 00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:52,792 No, Jordan, hey- 675 00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,528 no... crying's for girls. 676 00:14:54,529 --> 00:14:55,395 Quiet down- 677 00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:56,162 this is ridiculous. 678 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:56,930 Let's go. 679 00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:57,731 No crying. 680 00:14:57,732 --> 00:14:58,565 We don't need to cry, jord. 681 00:14:58,566 --> 00:15:00,600 I'm not crying. 682 00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:05,939 [ Moaning ] 683 00:15:10,311 --> 00:15:12,779 Nina: Lance, um, 684 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:13,613 that was kind of rough, 685 00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:14,681 and I feel like 686 00:15:14,682 --> 00:15:16,316 when we do this like, 687 00:15:16,317 --> 00:15:17,584 if I want you to stop, 688 00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:18,485 like maybe we should have 689 00:15:18,486 --> 00:15:21,388 like a safe word or something. 690 00:15:21,389 --> 00:15:22,322 You know what I mean? 691 00:15:22,323 --> 00:15:23,323 Lance: What you 692 00:15:23,324 --> 00:15:23,990 talkin' about? 693 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:24,858 I, ah, just saying 694 00:15:24,859 --> 00:15:25,692 instead of saying "stop", 695 00:15:25,693 --> 00:15:26,993 I just say the word. 696 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,261 Like what? 697 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,230 Well, Lisa and Bryce 698 00:15:30,231 --> 00:15:32,165 have one. 699 00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:33,600 I know... 700 00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:35,835 Like... 701 00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:36,803 [ Gasps ] 702 00:15:36,804 --> 00:15:38,538 How about "cacao?" 703 00:15:38,539 --> 00:15:39,306 That's kind of 704 00:15:39,307 --> 00:15:40,840 a cool word, "cacao." 705 00:15:40,841 --> 00:15:41,708 Yeah. 706 00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:42,842 That's fine. 707 00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:43,677 Okay, so if I ever say 708 00:15:43,678 --> 00:15:45,145 "cacao," that means 709 00:15:45,146 --> 00:15:46,346 hold off and stop. 710 00:15:46,347 --> 00:15:47,347 Okay? 711 00:15:47,348 --> 00:15:49,416 I get it. 712 00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:50,216 It doesn't mean 713 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,084 I don't love you, 714 00:15:51,085 --> 00:15:52,052 and it doesn't mean that 715 00:15:52,053 --> 00:15:53,019 I don't want to try things. 716 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:53,954 Okay? 717 00:15:53,955 --> 00:15:55,522 I hope not. 718 00:15:55,523 --> 00:15:58,024 Be a brave girl for me? 719 00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,093 All right. 720 00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:11,771 [ Music plays ] 721 00:16:11,772 --> 00:16:14,507 Cacao. 722 00:16:14,508 --> 00:16:16,443 Sorry. 723 00:16:23,084 --> 00:16:27,320 Cacao. 724 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:37,998 Cacao. 725 00:16:37,999 --> 00:16:40,166 Oh, row your boat. 726 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,502 Oh! 727 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:44,270 Cacao. 728 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:45,038 Like Sophia 729 00:16:45,039 --> 00:16:45,939 wanted my birthday party 730 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:46,940 at that hotel. 731 00:16:46,941 --> 00:16:47,874 Cacao. 732 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,142 And I told everyone, 733 00:16:49,143 --> 00:16:50,043 "okay, you can show up 734 00:16:50,044 --> 00:16:50,844 "as long as you make a-" 735 00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:51,544 cacao- 736 00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:52,512 and my teacher- cacao- 737 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:53,613 showed up, and he was like, 738 00:16:53,614 --> 00:16:54,581 "oh, you're different now." 739 00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:55,482 And I was like, "yeah, 740 00:16:55,483 --> 00:16:56,483 "I'm different-" cacao. 741 00:16:56,484 --> 00:16:57,350 That's what happens to people 742 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,652 like they get more mature. 743 00:16:58,653 --> 00:16:59,486 Cacao. 744 00:16:59,487 --> 00:17:00,353 There's no parking there. 745 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:01,054 Cacao- but all they have 746 00:17:01,055 --> 00:17:02,055 is valet parking- cacao- 747 00:17:02,056 --> 00:17:03,023 and when he asked me 748 00:17:03,024 --> 00:17:04,124 to park cars- cacao- 749 00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,058 I'm like I'm not- cacao- 750 00:17:05,059 --> 00:17:05,825 I'm not, I'm not gonna- 751 00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:06,726 cacao. 752 00:17:06,727 --> 00:17:07,527 I'm not gonna park- cacao 753 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:10,630 I'm not gonna- 754 00:17:10,631 --> 00:17:13,033 cacao. 755 00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:15,168 I'm sleeping. 756 00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:17,404 I was riding my harley 757 00:17:17,405 --> 00:17:18,204 the other day, 758 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:18,938 and I went around this corner. 759 00:17:18,939 --> 00:17:20,006 There was this lady there. 760 00:17:20,007 --> 00:17:20,807 Watch splashed up on her. 761 00:17:20,808 --> 00:17:21,841 She got so wet. 762 00:17:21,842 --> 00:17:22,609 God, she was just 763 00:17:22,610 --> 00:17:23,777 dripping wet. 764 00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:26,746 [ Cell phone rings ] 765 00:17:26,747 --> 00:17:29,149 Oh! 766 00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:32,352 Lance, Lance... wait. 767 00:17:32,353 --> 00:17:33,586 Cacao. 768 00:17:33,587 --> 00:17:34,754 I didn't even try anything. 769 00:17:34,755 --> 00:17:36,956 No, cacao to leaving. 770 00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:37,757 Cacao to not being 771 00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,259 in my life. 772 00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:41,161 Cacao to cacao. 773 00:17:41,162 --> 00:17:42,896 Come upstairs to bed. 774 00:17:42,897 --> 00:17:45,632 And this time no cacao. 775 00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,300 Cacao no more. 776 00:17:49,170 --> 00:18:03,883 [ Music ] 777 00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:09,389 Oh, thank you! 778 00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:10,123 Eh, that's song 779 00:18:10,124 --> 00:18:11,858 was called "cacao." 780 00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:12,759 This next song is called 781 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,327 "vanilla." 782 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:17,745 That's great news. 783 00:18:17,746 --> 00:18:19,313 So Tucker is safe and sound? 784 00:18:19,314 --> 00:18:21,115 Oh, thanks for the call. 785 00:18:21,116 --> 00:18:22,416 Okay. 786 00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:23,284 Bryce: Ah, Mr. mayor. 787 00:18:23,285 --> 00:18:24,018 Lisa: Hi. 788 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:24,852 Hey! 789 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:25,619 We have a song. 790 00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:26,487 Oh, my God! 791 00:18:26,488 --> 00:18:27,254 I'm so excited. 792 00:18:27,255 --> 00:18:28,088 This is good. 793 00:18:28,089 --> 00:18:28,923 Oh, uh, did you bring back 794 00:18:28,924 --> 00:18:30,291 the, uh, inspirational 795 00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:31,158 sand print? 796 00:18:31,159 --> 00:18:31,759 Uh, yeah. 797 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:32,593 Yes, I did! 798 00:18:32,594 --> 00:18:33,360 Here you go. 799 00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:34,094 Good-good-good! 800 00:18:34,095 --> 00:18:34,929 Yes-yes! 801 00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,030 That's very important. 802 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,464 This is so exciting. 803 00:18:37,465 --> 00:18:38,165 Well, we're pretty 804 00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:38,899 psyched about it. 805 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:39,667 We included everything. 806 00:18:39,668 --> 00:18:40,401 And the mix 807 00:18:40,402 --> 00:18:41,135 is really good, too. 808 00:18:41,136 --> 00:18:42,002 We have this engineer 809 00:18:42,003 --> 00:18:42,803 like he really knows 810 00:18:42,804 --> 00:18:43,637 what he's doing, so... 811 00:18:43,638 --> 00:18:44,505 It's track one. 812 00:18:44,506 --> 00:18:45,439 Do I need to do anything 813 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,340 with that or- 814 00:18:46,341 --> 00:18:47,107 it should just come up, right? 815 00:18:47,108 --> 00:18:48,108 Yeah. 816 00:18:48,109 --> 00:18:49,944 Is this a, um, 817 00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:54,081 cd-minus-r or cd-plus? 818 00:18:54,082 --> 00:18:56,183 I bought a cd-cd minus-r. 819 00:18:56,184 --> 00:18:57,518 Cd- oh, really? 820 00:18:57,519 --> 00:18:58,252 Yeah. 821 00:18:58,253 --> 00:18:59,019 Because one of them 822 00:18:59,020 --> 00:18:59,720 doesn't play on this computer. 823 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:00,521 I can't remember 824 00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:01,255 which one it is. 825 00:19:01,256 --> 00:19:01,989 You know what we should do? 826 00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:02,790 We should just get a cd- 827 00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:03,924 Sam, do we have a cd player? 828 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:04,925 Let's just get a cd player. 829 00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:05,759 Sam: No cd player. 830 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,594 Oh... 831 00:19:06,595 --> 00:19:07,328 You know what? 832 00:19:07,329 --> 00:19:08,128 I have it as an email. 833 00:19:08,129 --> 00:19:08,929 I have it. 834 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:09,697 Oh, that would work. 835 00:19:09,698 --> 00:19:11,198 Do you have wifi here? 836 00:19:11,199 --> 00:19:12,166 Sam, do we have wifi? 837 00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:12,933 Yes. 838 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:13,868 What's the password? 839 00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:14,902 Ah, it's, ah, 840 00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,771 capital, c-I-t-y... "O" 841 00:19:17,772 --> 00:19:19,106 with a slash through it, 842 00:19:19,107 --> 00:19:20,107 "f," a dollar sign 843 00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:20,975 instead of an "s," 844 00:19:20,976 --> 00:19:23,878 e- s-9-7-5-4-2- 845 00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:24,712 password's too long, 846 00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:25,512 we've got to change that. 847 00:19:25,513 --> 00:19:26,347 Fire wire over to me, 848 00:19:26,348 --> 00:19:27,114 and I fire wire over to this- 849 00:19:27,115 --> 00:19:27,781 what kind of cables 850 00:19:27,782 --> 00:19:28,449 do we have? 851 00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:29,783 Do we have fire wire? 852 00:19:29,784 --> 00:19:30,784 Who's got the other side 853 00:19:30,785 --> 00:19:31,418 of this? 854 00:19:31,419 --> 00:19:32,019 Who's got the other side- 855 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:32,353 you have it 856 00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:32,953 on your computer. 857 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:33,587 Is there a way you can 858 00:19:33,588 --> 00:19:34,521 get it from your computer 859 00:19:34,522 --> 00:19:35,422 to the speakers? 860 00:19:35,423 --> 00:19:36,023 That-that's what 861 00:19:36,024 --> 00:19:36,824 we're trying to do. 862 00:19:36,825 --> 00:19:37,658 Sam, do we have 863 00:19:37,659 --> 00:19:38,359 any headphones- anyone go on 864 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,360 jet blue recently? 865 00:19:39,361 --> 00:19:40,094 Maybe they give you those 866 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,195 headphones for two bucks. 867 00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:42,529 We should save those. 868 00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:43,330 If I could get these 869 00:19:43,331 --> 00:19:44,632 speakers out- 870 00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:45,799 you know what, 871 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,167 this adapter's not on. 872 00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:49,403 Can you email me the file? 873 00:19:49,404 --> 00:19:50,738 Why not email it to him? 874 00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:51,538 I can only send it 875 00:19:51,539 --> 00:19:53,540 as a picture. 876 00:19:56,411 --> 00:19:56,977 Oh, good. 877 00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:57,711 Hey, your email 878 00:19:57,712 --> 00:19:58,445 just came in. 879 00:19:58,446 --> 00:19:59,346 Oh, perfect. 880 00:19:59,347 --> 00:20:00,014 It looks like 881 00:20:00,015 --> 00:20:00,814 it's got a virus. 882 00:20:00,815 --> 00:20:01,548 What? 883 00:20:01,549 --> 00:20:02,483 Shut down. 884 00:20:02,484 --> 00:20:03,350 Close every window. 885 00:20:03,351 --> 00:20:04,518 You know what? 886 00:20:04,519 --> 00:20:05,686 Donna has instruments here. 887 00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:06,820 We have a guitar. 888 00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:07,888 You just wanna play it live? 889 00:20:07,889 --> 00:20:09,123 I mean, I love live music. 890 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,224 Sam, check with Donna. 891 00:20:10,225 --> 00:20:11,191 See if she's got that guitar 892 00:20:11,192 --> 00:20:12,726 in her office? 893 00:20:12,727 --> 00:20:13,961 That's perfect. 894 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:14,695 Thank you. 895 00:20:14,696 --> 00:20:15,396 Drums... 896 00:20:15,397 --> 00:20:16,063 Ah, there was that marching 897 00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:17,598 band in here last week. 898 00:20:17,599 --> 00:20:18,599 That's the one I was thinking 899 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,566 with the beavers. 900 00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:20,534 Oh, this is perfect. 901 00:20:20,535 --> 00:20:21,502 We're in business. 902 00:20:21,503 --> 00:20:23,637 What do we need? 903 00:20:23,638 --> 00:20:24,605 Plug in. 904 00:20:24,606 --> 00:20:25,406 Okay, so this is what 905 00:20:25,407 --> 00:20:26,140 the song sounds like. 906 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:26,907 Ready? 907 00:20:26,908 --> 00:20:27,775 Okay, count me up. 908 00:20:27,776 --> 00:20:29,410 One-two-three-four. 909 00:20:32,212 --> 00:20:47,193 Adriano_CSI www.addic7ed.com 910 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:53,673 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 911 00:20:54,305 --> 00:21:54,882 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP