1 00:00:06,278 --> 00:00:07,747 - Megan is running late. - Okay. 2 00:00:08,659 --> 00:00:10,459 Hey, did you guys read that thing in "the Newyorker" last month 3 00:00:10,563 --> 00:00:12,690 about golf is an analogy for marriage? 4 00:00:13,331 --> 00:00:14,691 I did. I did read that. 5 00:00:14,871 --> 00:00:15,550 Did you read that 6 00:00:15,655 --> 00:00:15,933 in "McSweeney's?" 7 00:00:16,701 --> 00:00:17,368 It was comparing cd tracks 8 00:00:17,402 --> 00:00:18,702 and album tracks. 9 00:00:18,737 --> 00:00:19,870 Did you read that? 10 00:00:19,904 --> 00:00:20,804 Yeah. 11 00:00:20,839 --> 00:00:21,538 Did you read that thing 12 00:00:21,573 --> 00:00:22,473 in "mother Jones" about 13 00:00:22,507 --> 00:00:24,942 eco chairs and eco waste? 14 00:00:24,976 --> 00:00:26,377 I did... I did. 15 00:00:26,411 --> 00:00:27,311 Did you read that thing in 16 00:00:27,345 --> 00:00:28,445 "spin" about all the festivals? 17 00:00:29,514 --> 00:00:30,180 Did you read that thing 18 00:00:30,215 --> 00:00:30,848 in "paste?" 19 00:00:30,882 --> 00:00:31,715 It was about the national. 20 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:32,383 Oh, I saw that. 21 00:00:32,417 --> 00:00:32,916 Did you see that thing 22 00:00:32,951 --> 00:00:33,584 in "dwell" about all 23 00:00:33,618 --> 00:00:34,251 the mid-century houses. 24 00:00:34,285 --> 00:00:34,852 Yeah... did you read 25 00:00:34,886 --> 00:00:35,452 "the New York times?" 26 00:00:35,487 --> 00:00:35,986 Yes. 27 00:00:36,021 --> 00:00:36,587 "The New York observer?" 28 00:00:36,621 --> 00:00:37,087 Yes. 29 00:00:37,122 --> 00:00:37,621 "Washington post?" 30 00:00:37,655 --> 00:00:38,122 Yes. 31 00:00:38,156 --> 00:00:38,622 "Wall street journal" 32 00:00:38,656 --> 00:00:39,156 of course, I read it. 33 00:00:39,190 --> 00:00:39,690 Did you read that 34 00:00:39,724 --> 00:00:40,224 steam punk article 35 00:00:40,258 --> 00:00:40,724 in "one way?" 36 00:00:40,759 --> 00:00:41,425 I did not like the end of it. 37 00:00:41,459 --> 00:00:42,026 Did you read that 38 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:42,593 sky writing over 39 00:00:42,627 --> 00:00:43,160 the Williamette river? 40 00:00:43,194 --> 00:00:43,660 Yes... did you read 41 00:00:43,695 --> 00:00:44,194 that fortune cookie? 42 00:00:44,229 --> 00:00:44,628 Yes! 43 00:00:44,662 --> 00:00:45,095 From last night? 44 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:45,529 Yes! 45 00:00:45,563 --> 00:00:46,030 Did you read it? 46 00:00:46,064 --> 00:00:46,463 Yes! 47 00:00:46,498 --> 00:00:46,964 There were two. 48 00:00:46,998 --> 00:00:47,431 Yes... did you read 49 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:47,965 that thing that guy wrote 50 00:00:47,999 --> 00:00:48,499 in the sand on the beach? 51 00:00:48,533 --> 00:00:48,766 Yeah. 52 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:49,233 Did you read 53 00:00:49,267 --> 00:00:49,733 the "Portland Mercury?" 54 00:00:49,768 --> 00:00:50,334 Did you read the? 55 00:00:50,368 --> 00:00:50,634 Yeah. 56 00:00:50,668 --> 00:00:51,101 Did you read 57 00:00:51,136 --> 00:00:51,602 the "Seattle stranger?" 58 00:00:51,636 --> 00:00:52,036 Beginning to end. 59 00:00:52,070 --> 00:00:52,536 Did you read 60 00:00:52,570 --> 00:00:53,003 the "s up weekly?" 61 00:00:53,038 --> 00:00:53,470 I loved it! 62 00:00:53,505 --> 00:00:53,971 "The Harper lampoon." 63 00:00:54,005 --> 00:00:54,471 Well written. 64 00:00:54,506 --> 00:00:55,105 Did you read "mad magazine?" 65 00:00:55,140 --> 00:00:55,739 I did not like the end of it. 66 00:00:55,774 --> 00:00:56,774 Did you read "Cathy?" 67 00:00:56,808 --> 00:00:57,574 That was cute. 68 00:00:57,609 --> 00:00:58,275 Did you read "family circus?" 69 00:00:58,309 --> 00:00:58,809 Sure. 70 00:00:58,843 --> 00:00:59,343 Did you read 71 00:00:59,377 --> 00:00:59,877 "Calvin and Hobbes?" 72 00:00:59,911 --> 00:01:00,377 Sure. 73 00:01:00,412 --> 00:01:00,811 Did you read 74 00:01:00,845 --> 00:01:01,278 "the Boston globe?" 75 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:01,712 Did you read 76 00:01:01,746 --> 00:01:02,212 "the Washington blade?" 77 00:01:02,247 --> 00:01:02,713 We read it together. 78 00:01:02,747 --> 00:01:03,147 Did you read... 79 00:01:03,581 --> 00:01:04,014 Did you read... 80 00:01:04,516 --> 00:01:04,882 Did you read? 81 00:01:04,916 --> 00:01:05,382 Of course, I did. 82 00:01:05,417 --> 00:01:05,983 I read it to a friend of mine. 83 00:01:06,017 --> 00:01:06,617 Did you read the closing credits 84 00:01:06,651 --> 00:01:06,950 of that movie? 85 00:01:06,985 --> 00:01:07,451 Yeah... did you read... 86 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:07,885 did you read it? 87 00:01:07,919 --> 00:01:08,452 Do you read "the Bible?" 88 00:01:08,486 --> 00:01:08,886 Did you read it? 89 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:10,554 Finger writing on the window? 90 00:01:13,591 --> 00:01:14,324 Hi, Maggie. 91 00:01:14,359 --> 00:01:15,092 Hey, Maggie! 92 00:01:15,126 --> 00:01:15,859 Did you guys, uh, 93 00:01:15,894 --> 00:01:16,860 read the new "Portland monthly?" 94 00:01:16,895 --> 00:01:18,128 It's crazy. 95 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:24,474 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 96 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:32,074 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 97 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,754 Hey... says "don't walk." 98 00:01:43,788 --> 00:01:45,556 Can't you read? 99 00:02:20,404 --> 00:02:23,435 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 100 00:02:27,198 --> 00:02:29,333 Hello, mayor's office. 101 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,201 Yes. 102 00:02:31,236 --> 00:02:33,337 Do you have an e.T.A.? 103 00:02:33,371 --> 00:02:35,873 Why not? 104 00:02:35,907 --> 00:02:37,908 All right, bye-bye. 105 00:02:37,942 --> 00:02:38,642 Where are you gonna 106 00:02:38,676 --> 00:02:39,309 get your book signed? 107 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:40,043 Oh, I'm just gonna 108 00:02:40,078 --> 00:02:41,512 do the first blank open page. 109 00:02:41,546 --> 00:02:42,412 Oh, I do the title page, 110 00:02:42,447 --> 00:02:43,247 usually. 111 00:02:43,281 --> 00:02:44,314 Oh, really? 112 00:02:44,349 --> 00:02:45,716 Yeah. 113 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:46,950 Mayor's office. 114 00:02:46,985 --> 00:02:48,318 You just find out. 115 00:02:48,353 --> 00:02:50,053 Find it out. 116 00:02:50,088 --> 00:02:50,787 Well... 117 00:02:50,822 --> 00:02:51,788 Ma'am, hi... how long, 118 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:52,422 how long do you think 119 00:02:52,457 --> 00:02:53,190 it'll be? 120 00:02:53,224 --> 00:02:53,790 Just wanna get this signed, 121 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:54,491 that's all. 122 00:02:54,526 --> 00:02:55,192 Well, he has 123 00:02:55,226 --> 00:02:56,326 the senior citizens in there, 124 00:02:56,361 --> 00:02:56,994 you know, and they talk 125 00:02:57,028 --> 00:02:57,928 kinda slow. 126 00:02:57,962 --> 00:02:58,795 Ma'am, all we want is 127 00:02:58,830 --> 00:02:59,863 just a quick signature, 128 00:02:59,898 --> 00:03:00,697 a quick hello and then 129 00:03:00,732 --> 00:03:01,398 we're outta there. 130 00:03:01,432 --> 00:03:03,767 Yes, but... 131 00:03:03,801 --> 00:03:04,801 where'd she go? 132 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:06,937 I don't know. 133 00:03:06,971 --> 00:03:08,172 Is someone chasing her 134 00:03:08,206 --> 00:03:09,106 or something? 135 00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:10,073 Well-well-well-well... 136 00:03:10,108 --> 00:03:10,974 Ma'am, all we want 137 00:03:11,009 --> 00:03:12,042 is just a quick signature 138 00:03:12,076 --> 00:03:12,643 and then we're outta here, 139 00:03:12,677 --> 00:03:13,544 I promise. 140 00:03:13,578 --> 00:03:14,878 Well, I'm gonna tell ya 141 00:03:14,913 --> 00:03:16,280 the truth, the mayor happens 142 00:03:16,314 --> 00:03:18,182 to have a draining cyst 143 00:03:18,216 --> 00:03:19,883 on his check 144 00:03:19,918 --> 00:03:22,419 and it's really kind of ugly 145 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:23,053 and he doesn't 146 00:03:23,087 --> 00:03:24,788 wanna be seen that way. 147 00:03:24,822 --> 00:03:25,422 You know what? 148 00:03:25,456 --> 00:03:26,089 I don't care about 149 00:03:26,124 --> 00:03:26,757 a draining cyst. 150 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:27,958 Everyone has stuff like that. 151 00:03:27,992 --> 00:03:29,560 He's a vain man. 152 00:03:29,594 --> 00:03:30,327 Okay, I feel like 153 00:03:30,361 --> 00:03:31,195 if he knew we were here 154 00:03:31,229 --> 00:03:32,029 he would just run out 155 00:03:32,063 --> 00:03:33,230 and say, "hey, Fred. 156 00:03:33,264 --> 00:03:34,198 "Hey, Carrie." 157 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:36,533 Yes? 158 00:03:36,568 --> 00:03:37,868 By the wharf. 159 00:03:37,902 --> 00:03:39,203 The wharf? 160 00:03:39,237 --> 00:03:40,604 Nothing. 161 00:03:40,605 --> 00:03:42,539 Well *** It. 162 00:03:42,574 --> 00:03:43,774 Got some... l-lot of drama 163 00:03:43,808 --> 00:03:44,875 going on, huh? 164 00:03:44,909 --> 00:03:46,143 There's a lot going on. 165 00:03:46,177 --> 00:03:47,544 There's a lot-lot-lot 166 00:03:47,579 --> 00:03:48,679 going on. 167 00:03:48,713 --> 00:03:49,413 You can just him know 168 00:03:49,447 --> 00:03:50,414 that we're here, please. 169 00:03:50,448 --> 00:03:51,748 Gosh, she's so amped up. 170 00:03:51,783 --> 00:03:53,116 She's running full speed. 171 00:03:53,151 --> 00:03:54,351 You know, why don't we 172 00:03:54,385 --> 00:03:55,852 just go in there? 173 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:56,453 I don't know 174 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:57,221 what she's doing. 175 00:03:57,255 --> 00:03:58,755 Okay, let's go. 176 00:04:01,359 --> 00:04:02,993 Mr. mayor? 177 00:04:03,027 --> 00:04:04,061 How are you? 178 00:04:04,095 --> 00:04:04,828 Could you just sign 179 00:04:04,862 --> 00:04:05,629 our books real quick? 180 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:06,363 Oh, sure, 181 00:04:06,397 --> 00:04:07,431 I'll sign your book. 182 00:04:07,465 --> 00:04:08,599 Just, uh... 183 00:04:08,633 --> 00:04:09,466 Ma'am. 184 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,300 Ma'am. 185 00:04:10,335 --> 00:04:11,034 What are, 186 00:04:11,069 --> 00:04:12,869 what are you doing? 187 00:04:12,904 --> 00:04:15,505 What's going on? 188 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:16,940 The mayor is missing. 189 00:04:24,182 --> 00:04:24,948 Well, when's the last time 190 00:04:24,983 --> 00:04:25,716 you saw him? 191 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:26,783 Two days ago. 192 00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:40,097 We gotta go find him. 193 00:04:40,131 --> 00:04:42,266 Yeah, let's go. 194 00:05:09,927 --> 00:05:11,161 Hi. 195 00:05:11,195 --> 00:05:12,462 Hi, can we help you? 196 00:05:12,497 --> 00:05:13,530 I'm Beth. 197 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:15,299 Hi. 198 00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:17,634 The house sitter. 199 00:05:17,669 --> 00:05:18,802 Oh, right, okay. 200 00:05:18,836 --> 00:05:19,469 We're gonna shut this 201 00:05:19,504 --> 00:05:20,170 and open the front door, 202 00:05:20,204 --> 00:05:21,471 okay? 203 00:05:21,506 --> 00:05:22,205 Just to let you in 204 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:22,839 'cause you can't fit 205 00:05:22,874 --> 00:05:24,508 through here. 206 00:05:24,542 --> 00:05:25,409 Thank you for 207 00:05:25,443 --> 00:05:26,143 house sitting for us. 208 00:05:26,177 --> 00:05:26,977 Yeah. 209 00:05:27,011 --> 00:05:27,778 We really appreciate it. 210 00:05:27,812 --> 00:05:28,879 Wow, this is really nice. 211 00:05:28,913 --> 00:05:29,646 It is. 212 00:05:29,681 --> 00:05:30,414 It is... yes. 213 00:05:30,448 --> 00:05:31,248 This is... 214 00:05:31,282 --> 00:05:32,082 this is our kitchen. 215 00:05:32,116 --> 00:05:33,050 This is like a living being. 216 00:05:33,084 --> 00:05:33,984 I mean the whole house, 217 00:05:34,018 --> 00:05:35,185 you gotta treat it with love 218 00:05:35,219 --> 00:05:37,187 and affection and attention. 219 00:05:37,221 --> 00:05:39,323 So when is, um, trash day? 220 00:05:39,357 --> 00:05:40,557 Oh, we don't 221 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,092 observe trash day. 222 00:05:42,126 --> 00:05:43,060 Oh, okay. 223 00:05:43,094 --> 00:05:43,827 What do you want me to do 224 00:05:43,861 --> 00:05:44,895 with the garbage? 225 00:05:44,929 --> 00:05:45,629 Just photograph 226 00:05:45,663 --> 00:05:46,630 the bags of trash 227 00:05:46,664 --> 00:05:47,531 and send it to us 228 00:05:47,565 --> 00:05:49,066 and we'll judge from there. 229 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,567 Uh, okay. 230 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:51,635 Okay. 231 00:05:51,669 --> 00:05:52,469 I just wanna show you 232 00:05:52,503 --> 00:05:53,337 what it's like when you sleep. 233 00:05:53,371 --> 00:05:54,771 I often, uh, 234 00:05:54,806 --> 00:05:56,740 I'll do this expression... 235 00:06:01,245 --> 00:06:01,878 And then waking up 236 00:06:01,913 --> 00:06:03,814 I try to do a... 237 00:06:03,848 --> 00:06:06,350 What time is it? 238 00:06:07,485 --> 00:06:09,186 I'll just lay down. 239 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:10,387 See these books? 240 00:06:10,421 --> 00:06:11,955 Yeah. 241 00:06:11,989 --> 00:06:13,523 Don't ever open them. 242 00:06:13,558 --> 00:06:14,925 Okay. 243 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:17,327 They're not for reading. 244 00:06:17,362 --> 00:06:19,162 Cool. 245 00:06:19,197 --> 00:06:20,564 And those pears... 246 00:06:20,598 --> 00:06:22,065 this is not a lie, 247 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:25,869 they're 700 years old. 248 00:06:25,903 --> 00:06:27,738 Should I get the mail? 249 00:06:27,772 --> 00:06:28,505 I don't think 250 00:06:28,539 --> 00:06:30,507 I've ever received mail here. 251 00:06:30,541 --> 00:06:31,641 This is the light. 252 00:06:31,676 --> 00:06:32,576 Oh, is there like 253 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:33,577 a weird thing about it? 254 00:06:33,611 --> 00:06:34,411 Just-just watch 255 00:06:34,445 --> 00:06:35,612 when I do it, okay? 256 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:36,413 You don't have to 257 00:06:36,447 --> 00:06:37,214 talk through it. 258 00:06:37,248 --> 00:06:38,115 Just watch me. 259 00:06:38,149 --> 00:06:38,915 The tendency here is 260 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:39,716 because I'm nearsighted, 261 00:06:39,751 --> 00:06:41,385 I get in really close. 262 00:06:41,419 --> 00:06:42,319 And, as soon as she calls 263 00:06:42,353 --> 00:06:43,553 my name you can hit 264 00:06:43,588 --> 00:06:45,722 your head on here. 265 00:06:45,757 --> 00:06:46,590 Yeah. 266 00:06:46,624 --> 00:06:47,457 From the alarm of 267 00:06:47,492 --> 00:06:48,258 hearing your name. 268 00:06:48,292 --> 00:06:49,259 Bryce! 269 00:06:49,293 --> 00:06:50,327 Then there's that. 270 00:06:50,361 --> 00:06:51,828 I was hit 271 00:06:51,863 --> 00:06:52,996 and was disoriented 272 00:06:53,030 --> 00:06:54,698 and my eyes went here 273 00:06:54,732 --> 00:06:56,366 and it scratched my corneas. 274 00:06:56,401 --> 00:06:57,467 My God! 275 00:06:57,502 --> 00:06:58,835 And as I came... 276 00:06:58,870 --> 00:07:00,203 put my hand up to sort of 277 00:07:00,238 --> 00:07:01,571 stop some of the scratching 278 00:07:01,606 --> 00:07:03,306 going further, 279 00:07:03,341 --> 00:07:04,708 I had lost my balance 280 00:07:04,742 --> 00:07:06,676 and hit my temples on here. 281 00:07:06,711 --> 00:07:07,611 And you got a lot of 282 00:07:07,645 --> 00:07:09,179 smashing of the temples 283 00:07:09,213 --> 00:07:10,547 as you're trying 284 00:07:10,581 --> 00:07:12,482 to regain your balance. 285 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:14,618 So you got your jaw hitting it 286 00:07:14,652 --> 00:07:15,452 and you're trying to call 287 00:07:15,486 --> 00:07:17,053 for help and your teeth 288 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:18,088 are hitting the edge 289 00:07:18,122 --> 00:07:18,922 of the counter. 290 00:07:18,956 --> 00:07:19,790 That bouncing is what 291 00:07:19,824 --> 00:07:22,626 can knock you out to the point 292 00:07:22,660 --> 00:07:23,326 where you can't get 293 00:07:23,361 --> 00:07:24,294 the same cup 294 00:07:24,328 --> 00:07:25,395 that you'd get usually. 295 00:07:25,430 --> 00:07:26,329 See what I'm saying? 296 00:07:26,364 --> 00:07:27,063 Honestly, I'm not gonna 297 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:28,598 go crazy on the counter 298 00:07:28,633 --> 00:07:29,699 or anything. 299 00:07:29,734 --> 00:07:30,500 I mean I'll just like, 300 00:07:30,535 --> 00:07:32,936 do one of, one of these. 301 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:34,538 Otherwise, like I said, 302 00:07:34,572 --> 00:07:39,342 you know... 303 00:07:39,377 --> 00:07:40,477 Yeah. 304 00:07:40,511 --> 00:07:42,879 Okay. 305 00:07:42,914 --> 00:07:44,681 That's the last room. 306 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:45,515 This is the end of the tour. 307 00:07:45,550 --> 00:07:46,450 Okay, cool. 308 00:07:46,484 --> 00:07:48,285 Oh. 309 00:07:48,319 --> 00:07:49,085 So you're clear on everything 310 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,187 we told you with the house? 311 00:07:50,221 --> 00:07:51,054 Yep. 312 00:07:51,088 --> 00:07:51,888 You good? 313 00:07:51,923 --> 00:07:52,789 Yeah. 314 00:07:52,824 --> 00:07:53,590 We're entrusting our house 315 00:07:53,624 --> 00:07:54,658 with you, Beth. 316 00:07:54,692 --> 00:07:55,392 The minute you leave 317 00:07:55,426 --> 00:07:56,092 my boyfriend's 318 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:57,127 not gonna come over. 319 00:07:57,161 --> 00:07:57,928 We're not gonna make out 320 00:07:57,962 --> 00:07:59,596 on the couch or anything. 321 00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:01,164 Why did you bring it up? 322 00:08:01,199 --> 00:08:03,967 That was weird. 323 00:08:04,001 --> 00:08:06,036 I was kidding. 324 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:06,803 We will be back 325 00:08:06,838 --> 00:08:08,505 in two hours. 326 00:08:08,539 --> 00:08:09,139 Did you just say 327 00:08:09,173 --> 00:08:10,540 two hours? 328 00:08:10,575 --> 00:08:11,908 Sorry? 329 00:08:11,943 --> 00:08:13,109 Did you say two hours? 330 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:13,877 Yes. 331 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:14,644 You're coming back here 332 00:08:14,679 --> 00:08:15,378 in two hours? 333 00:08:15,413 --> 00:08:16,213 Yeah. 334 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:17,147 Bryce. 335 00:08:17,181 --> 00:08:18,281 See ya then. 336 00:08:18,316 --> 00:08:20,484 Okaz... 337 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:26,606 Hi. 338 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,340 Hi. 339 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:28,040 Hi, how are you? 340 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,008 Good, how are you guys? 341 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:29,842 Actually, we are looking 342 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:30,876 for somebody. 343 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:31,777 We're looking specifically 344 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,079 for the mayor of Portland. 345 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:33,846 And we were wondering 346 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:34,614 if you could trace him using 347 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:35,815 satellite technology to 348 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,550 pinpoint his exact location. 349 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:38,217 Like, maybe he's got 350 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:38,985 his phone on him and you can 351 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,319 track it on a map. 352 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:41,354 I-I think that exists. 353 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,788 Are you on his family plan? 354 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:43,990 We're not. 355 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:45,625 Oh, well, then we can 356 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:46,759 only help you track 357 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,194 if he is on the family plan. 358 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:49,128 Oh, really? 359 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,062 Yeah, legally, 360 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,030 we're not allowed to do it. 361 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:51,864 Damn it. 362 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:53,032 Damn it... all right. 363 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:53,866 Do you guys wanna sign up 364 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,434 for a family plan? 365 00:08:55,469 --> 00:08:56,268 Yes. 366 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:56,936 Sure... his family plan? 367 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:57,870 We can do that? 368 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:58,871 No, you start a family plan 369 00:08:58,905 --> 00:08:59,772 and you just ad him to it 370 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:00,406 and then I can help you 371 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,540 locate him using 372 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:02,475 the find my phone feature. 373 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:03,209 That's great. 374 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,043 Yes, we would like to do that. 375 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:04,744 It's standard on 376 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:05,444 all our plans. 377 00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:06,145 Well, we're not like kicking 378 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:06,912 out someone in his family 379 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,314 to do that, right? 380 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:08,914 Just a new plan. 381 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:09,682 It starts over. 382 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:10,683 This is a fresh start. 383 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,218 Actually, the program 384 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,285 is called "fresh start." 385 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:13,953 Yeah, why would you 386 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:14,787 be concerned about 387 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:15,488 kicking someone out 388 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,255 in his family? 389 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:16,956 That's not 390 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:17,723 what this is about. 391 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:18,591 Um, the basic plan we have 392 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:19,592 for the family is, uh, 393 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:20,826 the family talk plan. 394 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,028 It's called "all talk." 395 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,030 You get 400 anytime minutes 396 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,197 which you can use anytime. 397 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:25,931 There's another one called 398 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,566 "even more family." 399 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:28,200 And that is 400 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,335 400 anytime minutes 401 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:31,103 unlimited nights and weekends. 402 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:31,971 That sounds great. 403 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:32,772 We'll do that. 404 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,640 There's more options. 405 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:35,841 Can I... there's, uh, 406 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,543 "even mo family unlimited" 407 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,978 which is unlimited minutes 408 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:41,180 and texting plus web. 409 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,181 Okay, so, one doesn't 410 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:43,215 have texting... 411 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,216 The other doesn't have web. 412 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:44,884 We'll just get one 413 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:45,718 that has everything. 414 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:46,519 Okay, well then you want 415 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:47,887 "the simply everything" plan. 416 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:48,888 Okay. 417 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:49,755 Great. 418 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,489 Um, there's also 419 00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:51,357 "simply everything plus." 420 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:52,425 Which is what? 421 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,459 Simply everything 422 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:54,960 plus texting. 423 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:55,594 What we want is 424 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,262 your most standard, 425 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,630 basic, family plan 426 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,598 with a satellite locator. 427 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:00,900 "This changes everything" 428 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,168 plan is what you want then. 429 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,169 Yes, that'd be great. 430 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,036 We would like to sign up 431 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:04,804 for that plan. 432 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:05,604 We are ready to do that. 433 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:06,439 Awesome, all right. 434 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,239 Let me run through 435 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,007 a couple for plans we have. 436 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,041 We have the "strive plan, 437 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:09,975 "the go getter plan, 438 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:10,976 "the free and clear plan." 439 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:11,677 Didn't we already sign up 440 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:12,578 for a plan? 441 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,713 Why is this a new plan? 442 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:14,814 Time is of the essence. 443 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,248 This is the mayor of Portland. 444 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:16,782 He could be 445 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,017 lying in a ditch somewhere. 446 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,018 He might have been kidnapped. 447 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,519 Right on... 448 00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:21,487 Um, do you guys want 449 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:24,323 the data pro or the data plus. 450 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,257 What do most people get? 451 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,225 It's about 50-50 split 452 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:26,992 on that one. 453 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,260 What's the last one you did? 454 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,128 The last transaction. 455 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,663 Did they do plus or data pro? 456 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:31,397 Actually, that information 457 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:32,631 is confidential... 458 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,365 But I have their phone number 459 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,066 so I'm gonna call 'em 460 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:34,867 right now. 461 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:35,601 No, I don't care. 462 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,368 The pro. 463 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:37,136 Pro... we want pro. 464 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,003 Great news! 465 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:38,838 You can add another line 466 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,840 for $5 a month. 467 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,108 Yes. 468 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:42,842 You guys wanna 469 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:43,776 add another line for $5? 470 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:44,710 I would love that... yes. 471 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:45,878 Great, so you guys 472 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:46,979 are all set. 473 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:47,880 That is the plan, simply 474 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,381 every thing, every thing, 475 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,183 uh, shared anytime minutes 476 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,318 plus roll over. 477 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,119 Okay, now we pick 478 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:53,986 your besties list which is 479 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,121 five people which you can call 480 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,255 even if they're outside 481 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,022 your network. 482 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:57,723 I don't know. 483 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:58,491 No, it's you, me, and 484 00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,425 the mayor. 485 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:00,192 You get five. 486 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:00,893 We'll pick 487 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:02,027 the other two later. 488 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:02,862 We'll do it online. 489 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:03,662 I didn't get your names yet. 490 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,530 What are your names? 491 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:05,531 Fred and Carrie. 492 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:06,966 All right, so I'll put him 493 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,068 on your list, too? 494 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:09,635 What's your name again? 495 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,803 I'm sorry. 496 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:11,937 Fred. 497 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:12,738 So now we just have to 498 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:13,806 chose the phone. 499 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:14,673 Our most popular models 500 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:15,508 right now are 501 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:16,776 the vitrio charismo. 502 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,110 That's the one we want. 503 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,111 Epiphany, torque, 504 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,079 dazzle, create... 505 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,747 it's the first one 506 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:22,848 you said. 507 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,383 I actually want the torque. 508 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,317 Good choice. 509 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,185 Carrie? 510 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:26,852 All right. 511 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:27,920 Now our most popular colors 512 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,822 for those are bubble gum, 513 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:30,990 metallic bubble gum. 514 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:31,657 Great. 515 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,792 Metallic pumpkin. 516 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,226 And pumpkin. 517 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,261 What's the difference? 518 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:35,995 Carrie... 519 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:36,962 this is an emergency. 520 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,297 Any color is fine. 521 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,165 Two pumpkin phones. 522 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,432 One vitrio one torque. 523 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,367 Thank you. 524 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,168 Great, okay. 525 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,469 So you're all set. 526 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:44,503 You're all signed up. 527 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:47,239 Now there is a nominal fee 528 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,040 if you wanna keep your 529 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:49,175 current phone number. 530 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:49,809 Yeah, I thought that was 531 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:50,810 a free service. 532 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:51,577 After you pay for it, 533 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:54,613 it is free, so... 534 00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:55,347 Okay. 535 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,215 It's just a one time fee 536 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,983 that you pay annually. 537 00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:58,751 It's not a one time fee 538 00:11:58,785 --> 00:11:59,485 but... 539 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:00,486 it is one time in that 540 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,188 you only pay one time a year. 541 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:02,988 Great. 542 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,456 That's not one time. 543 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,457 I know, let's just... 544 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:06,358 All right great, 545 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,927 you guys are ready 546 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,461 to pick out your sunglasses. 547 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,130 What sunglasses? 548 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:11,797 We do have a promotion 549 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:12,565 right now where you get 550 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:13,566 a pair of free wild side 551 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,633 sunglasses. 552 00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:15,267 They help you bring out 553 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,302 your wild side. 554 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,937 No, we'll pass, thank you. 555 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:18,537 Let's just get 556 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:19,638 the "bitch" one. 557 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:20,773 You want the pink one 558 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,441 that says "bitch" on it. 559 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,175 Okay... 560 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,910 You don't have to say it. 561 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,078 All right, great. 562 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:27,112 Thank you. 563 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,280 So what'd you guys come in 564 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:28,781 for again? 565 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:29,615 We wanna find our bestie, 566 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,983 our friend on the map. 567 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:31,851 The mayor. 568 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,319 Right, the mayor. 569 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,253 Let me type in 570 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,655 the mayor's number. 571 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,791 Wow... so cool. 572 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:39,925 Oh, my God... there he is. 573 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,227 He's in northwest. 574 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:41,994 Got it. 575 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:42,761 You know how to get there? 576 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:43,495 Yes. 577 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,630 Okay... thank you. 578 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:45,497 Sir, thanks. 579 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:46,899 Thank you. 580 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,144 Hey, sunflowers. 581 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,947 It's my birthday. 582 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,917 Hello, tree. 583 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,852 Hi, street lamp. 584 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,088 How you doing? 585 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,023 Puppy... woof-woof! 586 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,925 It's my birthday! 587 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,294 I made a home-made quesadilla. 588 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:19,231 We are so lucky to live here. 589 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,073 Where the 590 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:31,343 Is everyone? 591 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:33,779 Hey, lady, watch out, 592 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,513 watch out, watch out, 593 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,514 watch out, watch out! 594 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:36,415 Move, move, move, move, 595 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,483 move-move-move! 596 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,784 No-no-no-no-no-no-no! 597 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:52,131 Yay. 598 00:13:55,629 --> 00:13:56,229 God, that took us 599 00:13:56,263 --> 00:13:57,263 forever! 600 00:13:57,298 --> 00:13:58,931 What is this place? 601 00:13:58,966 --> 00:14:00,033 Wait, there he is. 602 00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:01,768 Oh, Mr. mayor. 603 00:14:01,802 --> 00:14:02,502 Hi. 604 00:14:02,536 --> 00:14:03,970 Mr. mayor. 605 00:14:04,004 --> 00:14:05,004 Everyone's looking for you. 606 00:14:05,039 --> 00:14:06,105 The whole city. 607 00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,440 Fred. 608 00:14:07,474 --> 00:14:09,342 That's not the mayor. 609 00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:11,144 Take the glasses off, bitch. 610 00:14:11,178 --> 00:14:13,613 Oh, sorry, sir. 611 00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:14,981 Oh, here. 612 00:14:15,015 --> 00:14:16,783 Mr. mayor? 613 00:14:16,817 --> 00:14:17,784 Carrie. 614 00:14:17,818 --> 00:14:18,751 Sorry, ma'am. 615 00:14:21,155 --> 00:14:22,021 Must have left already 616 00:14:22,056 --> 00:14:23,356 or something. 617 00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:24,324 Yeah. 618 00:14:24,358 --> 00:14:25,058 Uh, can I get 619 00:14:25,092 --> 00:14:26,125 a milkshake, please? 620 00:14:31,665 --> 00:14:33,866 Fred. 621 00:14:33,901 --> 00:14:36,803 No way. 622 00:14:36,837 --> 00:14:38,671 That's the mayor. 623 00:14:38,706 --> 00:14:40,440 He's playing bass. 624 00:14:40,474 --> 00:14:43,209 He's in a reggae band. 625 00:14:43,243 --> 00:14:43,976 I feel a little weird 626 00:14:44,011 --> 00:14:45,044 saying this, 627 00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:46,646 but I like this. 628 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,214 I-I love this. 629 00:14:48,248 --> 00:14:48,881 And he's not like, 630 00:14:48,916 --> 00:14:50,416 trying to, like overshadow 631 00:14:50,451 --> 00:14:51,184 the rest of the band. 632 00:14:51,218 --> 00:14:52,385 He's like laying it down. 633 00:14:52,419 --> 00:14:53,353 No, he's laying back. 634 00:14:53,387 --> 00:14:54,320 Like a good bass player 635 00:14:54,355 --> 00:14:55,621 kinda lays back a little bit. 636 00:14:55,656 --> 00:14:56,923 Except for like minute man 637 00:14:56,957 --> 00:14:58,091 and those bands where like 638 00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:59,959 they play high on the neck. 639 00:15:04,098 --> 00:15:06,766 You sound good. 640 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,569 We've been looking for you. 641 00:15:09,603 --> 00:15:11,371 We like how you play. 642 00:15:11,405 --> 00:15:12,138 Uh, how's that 643 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,840 milkshake coming, friend? 644 00:15:13,874 --> 00:15:15,641 Not too cold on that, right? 645 00:15:20,147 --> 00:15:22,115 Where's the stage? 646 00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:46,639 Julia. 647 00:15:46,673 --> 00:15:47,840 Oh, hi, Mr. kraggen. 648 00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:48,741 Uh, just call me kraggen. 649 00:15:48,776 --> 00:15:49,542 Welcome. 650 00:15:49,576 --> 00:15:50,610 Okay, kraggen. 651 00:15:50,644 --> 00:15:51,244 Are you excited 652 00:15:51,278 --> 00:15:51,944 for your first day? 653 00:15:51,979 --> 00:15:52,745 I am. 654 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:53,446 You ready to make some ads 655 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,180 and commercials? 656 00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:54,947 Yeah. 657 00:15:54,982 --> 00:15:55,681 Yeah, we are, to. 658 00:15:55,716 --> 00:15:56,382 I was telling my colleague 659 00:15:56,417 --> 00:15:57,183 about you and literally 660 00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,050 without skipping a beat 661 00:15:58,085 --> 00:15:58,684 he was like, 662 00:15:58,719 --> 00:15:59,285 through the roof, 663 00:15:59,319 --> 00:16:00,019 flipping out. 664 00:16:00,053 --> 00:16:00,653 Wow, that's so... 665 00:16:00,687 --> 00:16:01,387 like, he couldn't stop 666 00:16:01,422 --> 00:16:02,255 gushing about you. 667 00:16:02,289 --> 00:16:03,556 Hey, um, we've got a meeting 668 00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:04,891 in like five minutes. 669 00:16:04,925 --> 00:16:06,426 This meeting is huge! 670 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:07,059 Okay, wait, 671 00:16:07,094 --> 00:16:07,827 but how do I get up there? 672 00:16:07,861 --> 00:16:09,028 Kraggen? 673 00:16:09,062 --> 00:16:10,196 Whoa! 674 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,230 Hey, nice catch. 675 00:16:11,265 --> 00:16:12,031 We're ordering disks 676 00:16:12,065 --> 00:16:13,232 for the whole office. 677 00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:14,567 What's your size? 678 00:16:14,601 --> 00:16:15,401 What size of disk? 679 00:16:15,436 --> 00:16:16,269 Wait, what? 680 00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:17,236 Julia... here. 681 00:16:17,271 --> 00:16:17,970 Oh, hey! 682 00:16:18,005 --> 00:16:18,738 Did you get turned around? 683 00:16:18,772 --> 00:16:19,472 Yeah. 684 00:16:19,506 --> 00:16:20,606 You need a GPS? 685 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:24,877 Uh, the meeting's like 686 00:16:24,912 --> 00:16:25,645 in five minutes 687 00:16:25,679 --> 00:16:26,512 in the basket. 688 00:16:26,547 --> 00:16:27,413 Wait, what? 689 00:16:27,448 --> 00:16:28,347 In the basket. 690 00:16:28,382 --> 00:16:30,116 Oh, I don't know 691 00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:31,784 what size I am for that. 692 00:16:37,558 --> 00:16:38,191 In here. 693 00:16:38,225 --> 00:16:38,791 What? 694 00:16:38,826 --> 00:16:39,459 Let's go. 695 00:16:39,493 --> 00:16:40,359 I mean, what are we doing? 696 00:16:40,394 --> 00:16:46,065 Sign this here. 697 00:16:46,099 --> 00:16:47,533 Surprise! 698 00:16:47,568 --> 00:16:49,135 Oh, my gosh. 699 00:16:49,169 --> 00:16:50,536 I guess this is for you. 700 00:16:50,571 --> 00:16:52,305 Happy Birthday. 701 00:16:52,339 --> 00:16:55,842 Thank you. 702 00:16:55,876 --> 00:17:00,379 That means so much to me. 703 00:17:00,414 --> 00:17:01,214 Hey, Happy Birthday. 704 00:17:01,248 --> 00:17:02,114 I gotta go. 705 00:17:02,149 --> 00:17:03,616 Thank you so much. 706 00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:05,418 Who was that? 707 00:17:05,452 --> 00:17:07,119 Ow, geez... what the? 708 00:17:07,154 --> 00:17:08,087 Hey, we're mood showering. 709 00:17:08,121 --> 00:17:08,988 We hit you with the ball 710 00:17:09,022 --> 00:17:09,689 and you tell us the first thing 711 00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:10,356 that comes to mind about 712 00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:11,357 sportswear. 713 00:17:11,391 --> 00:17:12,158 Ow! 714 00:17:12,192 --> 00:17:13,259 Julia... Julia. 715 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,260 Hey, kraggen. 716 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,294 Our meeting's starting soon. 717 00:17:15,329 --> 00:17:16,128 Come on up. 718 00:17:16,163 --> 00:17:16,929 Okay... yeah. 719 00:17:16,964 --> 00:17:17,797 Take the elevator. 720 00:17:17,831 --> 00:17:20,466 Just come meet me. 721 00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:21,167 Hey, I'm doing a video 722 00:17:21,201 --> 00:17:22,201 for my blog. 723 00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:23,102 What's your favorite burger? 724 00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:23,970 Hey, how's it going? 725 00:17:24,004 --> 00:17:24,704 Is it okay if I take 726 00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:25,571 your photograph? 727 00:17:25,606 --> 00:17:26,239 Julia, you better 728 00:17:26,273 --> 00:17:27,039 get up here... come on. 729 00:17:27,074 --> 00:17:27,740 Kraggen, I'm trying. 730 00:17:27,774 --> 00:17:28,841 Uh, wait, uh, kraggen. 731 00:17:28,876 --> 00:17:30,776 Kraggen. 732 00:17:30,811 --> 00:17:32,345 Kraggen? 733 00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:33,079 Julia. 734 00:17:33,113 --> 00:17:33,946 Kraggen. 735 00:17:33,981 --> 00:17:34,747 Hey. 736 00:17:34,781 --> 00:17:35,414 Come play air guitar with us. 737 00:17:35,449 --> 00:17:36,215 It's all good. 738 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,016 It's Tucker's birthday, 739 00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:37,917 the party's about to start. 740 00:17:37,951 --> 00:17:38,818 Happy Birthday. 741 00:17:38,852 --> 00:17:39,585 Kraggen! 742 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:40,386 Julia. 743 00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:41,320 Where's the basket? 744 00:17:41,355 --> 00:17:42,088 Hey, you wanna break? 745 00:17:42,122 --> 00:17:42,955 Kraggen! 746 00:18:04,745 --> 00:18:05,645 Just... 747 00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:08,147 I'll meet you over here. 748 00:18:08,181 --> 00:18:08,881 You made it. 749 00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:09,615 I did. 750 00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:10,516 It took a while, huh? 751 00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,251 Having too much fun? 752 00:18:12,286 --> 00:18:15,187 Come on, this way. 753 00:18:15,222 --> 00:18:16,188 Julia. 754 00:18:16,223 --> 00:18:17,123 What? 755 00:18:17,157 --> 00:18:17,924 I just wanted to tell you 756 00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:19,692 that I did what you said. 757 00:18:19,726 --> 00:18:20,860 Sorry? 758 00:18:20,894 --> 00:18:22,461 I stayed cool. 759 00:18:22,496 --> 00:18:24,864 Like you wrote on the card. 760 00:18:24,898 --> 00:18:26,599 Oh, right... okay, yeah. 761 00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:28,234 You came up with that. 762 00:18:28,268 --> 00:18:30,236 Simple and so meaningful. 763 00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:31,971 It's like remaining cool. 764 00:18:32,005 --> 00:18:33,005 You're really good. 765 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,040 She's creative. 766 00:18:34,074 --> 00:18:35,308 I know, I can tell. 767 00:18:35,342 --> 00:18:36,709 Stay cool. 768 00:18:36,743 --> 00:18:37,877 Yeah, you, too. 769 00:18:37,911 --> 00:18:38,744 You already are. 770 00:18:38,779 --> 00:18:39,478 Okay. 771 00:18:39,513 --> 00:18:40,413 I'll stay cool, too. 772 00:18:40,447 --> 00:18:42,348 Good luck with that. 773 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,082 She ribbing me, 774 00:18:43,116 --> 00:18:43,983 by the way. 775 00:18:44,017 --> 00:18:44,650 That's how we kid 776 00:18:44,685 --> 00:18:46,052 with each other. 777 00:18:46,086 --> 00:18:47,453 Uh, you're gonna need these. 778 00:18:47,487 --> 00:18:48,354 What for? 779 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:52,024 You'll see. 780 00:18:52,059 --> 00:18:53,793 Kraggen, what's happening? 781 00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:56,128 It's gonna be okay. 782 00:19:01,335 --> 00:19:01,867 Okay, so let's start 783 00:19:01,902 --> 00:19:02,635 the meeting. 784 00:19:02,669 --> 00:19:03,402 Julia, do you have any ideas 785 00:19:03,437 --> 00:19:06,105 right off the bat? 786 00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:11,672 I wanna thank you 787 00:19:11,707 --> 00:19:13,074 for coming today... 788 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,909 On this cloudy, 789 00:19:14,943 --> 00:19:16,677 Portland afternoon. 790 00:19:16,712 --> 00:19:18,546 It's, um, been a difficult time 791 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:20,715 for my family and for me. 792 00:19:20,749 --> 00:19:22,616 First and foremost, wanna say, 793 00:19:22,651 --> 00:19:24,518 yes, I was playing bass 794 00:19:24,553 --> 00:19:25,786 in a dubbed reggae band 795 00:19:25,821 --> 00:19:27,121 called "king Desmond 796 00:19:27,155 --> 00:19:31,459 "and the accelerators." 797 00:19:35,197 --> 00:19:36,330 A reggae band? 798 00:19:36,364 --> 00:19:37,231 Yes. 799 00:19:37,265 --> 00:19:38,365 Floyd, Gerald, 800 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,700 Brian, Willy. 801 00:19:39,735 --> 00:19:40,534 Reggae, that's a 802 00:19:40,569 --> 00:19:41,736 dirty secret in some ways... 803 00:19:41,770 --> 00:19:43,270 and he just he went ahead 804 00:19:43,305 --> 00:19:44,138 and just came right out. 805 00:19:44,172 --> 00:19:44,939 Yeah. 806 00:19:44,973 --> 00:19:45,773 What part do you play, 807 00:19:45,807 --> 00:19:46,474 Mr. mayor? 808 00:19:46,508 --> 00:19:47,241 Do you play an instrument? 809 00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:47,942 Are you a singer? 810 00:19:47,976 --> 00:19:48,709 What do you do? 811 00:19:48,744 --> 00:19:49,410 I sit in a as 812 00:19:49,444 --> 00:19:50,277 a bass player. 813 00:19:50,312 --> 00:19:50,978 What kind of bass 814 00:19:51,012 --> 00:19:51,846 do you have? 815 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:52,947 I had a rickenbacker 4003 816 00:19:52,981 --> 00:19:54,148 that was just killer. 817 00:19:54,182 --> 00:19:55,015 Uh, but right now, 818 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:55,850 no, I'm playing a 819 00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:58,052 classic Fender precision. 820 00:19:58,086 --> 00:19:58,786 Those have a great 821 00:19:58,820 --> 00:19:59,720 low end. 822 00:19:59,755 --> 00:20:00,855 Unbelievable. 823 00:20:00,889 --> 00:20:02,423 Who are your influences? 824 00:20:02,457 --> 00:20:03,891 Jeez, I mean Augustus Pablo 825 00:20:03,925 --> 00:20:04,992 for me is like, 826 00:20:05,026 --> 00:20:06,794 he's king, you know. 827 00:20:06,828 --> 00:20:07,394 Wow, he's into some 828 00:20:07,429 --> 00:20:08,929 root stuff, huh? 829 00:20:08,964 --> 00:20:10,164 I can't believe his wife 830 00:20:10,198 --> 00:20:11,398 is so supportive. 831 00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:12,133 Excuse me, Mr. mayor, 832 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:12,833 would you say this is 833 00:20:12,868 --> 00:20:13,601 dance hall 834 00:20:13,635 --> 00:20:14,635 or real roots reggae. 835 00:20:14,669 --> 00:20:15,736 This is real roots reggae. 836 00:20:15,771 --> 00:20:16,804 We don't mess around. 837 00:20:16,838 --> 00:20:17,571 Cool. 838 00:20:17,606 --> 00:20:18,205 Once you go dub, 839 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:18,973 you never go back. 840 00:20:19,007 --> 00:20:19,907 You know what I'm saying? 841 00:20:19,941 --> 00:20:20,841 Sir, with all due respect, 842 00:20:20,876 --> 00:20:21,542 would you consider yourself 843 00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:23,711 a skippa or rude boy? 844 00:20:23,745 --> 00:20:24,578 Well, you know, 845 00:20:24,613 --> 00:20:25,913 if you can open up your heart 846 00:20:25,947 --> 00:20:28,215 and you can feel the sun 847 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,750 and you can feel the music 848 00:20:29,785 --> 00:20:30,384 all is good 849 00:20:30,418 --> 00:20:31,385 and all is forgiven. 850 00:20:31,419 --> 00:20:32,620 I'm sorry wh-what? 851 00:20:32,654 --> 00:20:33,654 It's a new lyric 852 00:20:33,688 --> 00:20:34,522 that I've been working on 853 00:20:34,556 --> 00:20:37,091 with the band and I've... uh, 854 00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,826 and it's, um... 855 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:41,395 It's, uh. 856 00:20:41,429 --> 00:20:42,129 That's me. 857 00:20:42,164 --> 00:20:43,063 Sorry about that. 858 00:20:43,098 --> 00:20:44,098 We'll wait. 859 00:20:44,132 --> 00:20:44,865 Yes? 860 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:45,633 Great news right now. 861 00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:46,400 No, I-I'm fine 862 00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:47,768 with my wireless plan. 863 00:20:47,803 --> 00:20:48,502 It-it-it's Johnny 864 00:20:48,537 --> 00:20:49,904 from wireless toyz. 865 00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:51,138 Why is he calling right now? 866 00:20:51,173 --> 00:20:51,872 My besties? 867 00:20:51,907 --> 00:20:53,307 Oh, she's right here. 868 00:20:53,341 --> 00:20:54,441 Oh, the besties plan... 869 00:20:54,476 --> 00:20:55,309 yeah. 870 00:20:55,343 --> 00:20:56,510 Hey. 871 00:20:56,545 --> 00:20:57,244 No, I'm fine with 872 00:20:57,279 --> 00:20:58,579 my besties list. 873 00:20:58,613 --> 00:20:59,246 Yeah, I wanna keep it 874 00:20:59,281 --> 00:21:00,614 the same. 875 00:21:00,649 --> 00:21:01,682 He got rid of the glasses. 876 00:21:01,716 --> 00:21:02,383 Everyone was calling him 877 00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:03,284 "bitch." 878 00:21:04,886 --> 00:21:05,753 Don't call again. 879 00:21:05,787 --> 00:21:07,254 Bye. 880 00:21:07,289 --> 00:21:07,855 Sorry. 881 00:21:07,889 --> 00:21:08,556 Okay. 882 00:21:08,590 --> 00:21:09,490 On you go. 883 00:21:09,524 --> 00:21:10,591 Two of the... 884 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:11,192 my favorite people 885 00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,893 over there. 886 00:21:18,266 --> 00:21:22,269 Uh, anyway, where was I? 887 00:21:22,304 --> 00:21:23,103 But if you do leave 888 00:21:23,138 --> 00:21:24,305 the country you will have to 889 00:21:24,339 --> 00:21:25,973 sign up for our geo plan. 890 00:21:26,007 --> 00:21:26,507 Can we do that online 891 00:21:26,541 --> 00:21:27,775 afterwards? 892 00:21:27,809 --> 00:21:28,375 Well, if you do 893 00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:29,376 change your mind later 894 00:21:29,411 --> 00:21:30,144 then you have to sign 895 00:21:30,178 --> 00:21:31,579 a new two year contract. 896 00:21:31,613 --> 00:21:32,413 So six months from now 897 00:21:32,447 --> 00:21:33,280 you decide... 898 00:21:33,315 --> 00:21:34,081 Oh, I wanna also 899 00:21:34,115 --> 00:21:34,882 get the geo plan 900 00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:36,083 'cause I'm going to... 901 00:21:36,117 --> 00:21:37,017 Let's say luxemburg, 902 00:21:37,052 --> 00:21:37,818 or something, then, 903 00:21:37,853 --> 00:21:39,553 it would be another two years 904 00:21:39,588 --> 00:21:40,254 from that, that you 905 00:21:40,288 --> 00:21:41,355 would have the plan. 906 00:21:41,389 --> 00:21:42,189 We just want any plan 907 00:21:42,224 --> 00:21:43,490 that is above the nothing plan. 908 00:21:43,525 --> 00:21:45,726 There is no nothing plan. 909 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,027 Nothing plan is what you guys 910 00:21:47,062 --> 00:21:48,362 had when you were outside. 911 00:21:48,396 --> 00:21:48,996 Okay, you know 912 00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:50,865 what she means. 913 00:21:52,596 --> 00:22:00,400 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 914 00:22:01,705 --> 00:22:07,822 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 915 00:22:08,305 --> 00:23:08,516 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP