1 00:00:03,598 --> 00:00:05,567 - I am Marc Gemmer. - And I am Linda Lawrence. 2 00:00:05,601 --> 00:00:09,066 And welcome to Portland's allergy pride parade. 3 00:00:09,100 --> 00:00:11,833 We are here to celebrate allergy pride. 4 00:00:11,867 --> 00:00:13,834 That's right. Some people called in sick. 5 00:00:13,868 --> 00:00:17,048 Some people did and we are here to celebrate them while they're at home. 6 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:21,092 [Marc] Oh, lactose intolerance-- An apology to dairy. 7 00:00:21,127 --> 00:00:23,396 We have a little cow guy. That's a good idea. 8 00:00:23,431 --> 00:00:27,741 Yeah. How bad do cows feel? Little did they know they would cause such a problem. 9 00:00:27,776 --> 00:00:32,582 That's right. Coming up we've got people who are allergic to wheat. 10 00:00:32,617 --> 00:00:34,652 I would like to see a day maybe 20 years from now 11 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:38,825 when an allergy sufferer will be a sitting in the white house. 12 00:00:38,859 --> 00:00:40,493 Maybe 20 years from now, 30 years who knows? 13 00:00:40,527 --> 00:00:46,101 Ah, and here we have, uh, "soi!" Punks. 14 00:00:46,135 --> 00:00:48,002 These people are allergic to soy. 15 00:00:48,036 --> 00:00:48,903 [Linda] What are they yelling? 16 00:00:48,937 --> 00:00:51,038 [Marc] "Poi, not soy." 17 00:00:51,073 --> 00:00:54,741 And of course the perfect storm of allergies, pad thai. 18 00:00:54,775 --> 00:00:56,443 [Linda] There's peanuts. It's a very common allergy. 19 00:00:56,477 --> 00:00:58,112 There's also shellfish, 20 00:00:58,147 --> 00:01:00,916 wheat, soy-- really, for some people 21 00:01:00,951 --> 00:01:02,451 a thai restaurant is a death trap. 22 00:01:02,486 --> 00:01:03,920 He represents, of course, 23 00:01:03,955 --> 00:01:07,425 the actual reaction to eating shellfish. 24 00:01:07,460 --> 00:01:10,898 He's reeling over in pain. He's spastic, I mean this is severe, severe reaction. 25 00:01:10,932 --> 00:01:12,833 - It affects the nerves. - Yeah. Look at this. 26 00:01:12,867 --> 00:01:14,836 We've got the toughest guys around 27 00:01:14,870 --> 00:01:19,109 and still they can be felled by insects, bugs bites. 28 00:01:19,143 --> 00:01:21,079 I think some of these guys were in front of my house last night 29 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:22,649 making so much damn noise, but-- 30 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:23,951 How you doing? 31 00:01:23,985 --> 00:01:25,686 Excellent. Really, really good. 32 00:01:25,721 --> 00:01:30,693 Oh, look, she's throwing candy to the audience. Oh, thank you. 33 00:01:30,727 --> 00:01:32,463 Thank you. 34 00:01:32,497 --> 00:01:35,199 Candy as sweet as our pageant winners. 35 00:01:35,234 --> 00:01:37,235 And coming up, of course, we have animal shoemaker, 36 00:01:37,269 --> 00:01:40,104 the princess of this year's allergy pride parade, 37 00:01:40,138 --> 00:01:44,243 - allergic to air, water and sun. - That's right. 38 00:01:44,277 --> 00:01:46,545 She's not allowed to be outside of the ambulance, 39 00:01:46,580 --> 00:01:49,648 but I'm sure she looks just beautiful in there. 40 00:01:49,683 --> 00:01:51,483 - Oh there, she is waving. - She's waving. 41 00:01:51,517 --> 00:01:54,485 Annabelle, congratulations. Could there be a sweeter girl? 42 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,421 I would say, you know, I would classify-- You okay? 43 00:01:57,455 --> 00:02:00,391 Oh sure. Was there dextrose in there? 44 00:02:00,426 --> 00:02:03,160 Yes. The first ingredient is dextrose. 45 00:02:03,195 --> 00:02:05,462 Do you have an allergy to dextrose? 46 00:02:05,497 --> 00:02:09,132 Linda-- can we get the allergy doctors? 47 00:02:11,535 --> 00:02:16,572 Our allergists, our specialists, Portland's best. 48 00:02:16,607 --> 00:02:18,574 And we continue. 49 00:02:18,609 --> 00:02:21,945 That is, I think, what Linda would most what us to do. 50 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:23,814 I'm sure she's gonna to be just fine. 51 00:02:23,848 --> 00:02:26,116 Allergy to makeup-- 52 00:02:26,150 --> 00:02:29,854 And makeup has been with us for thousands of years, 53 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:32,289 and some of the chemicals create a reaction. 54 00:02:32,324 --> 00:02:34,959 And here we have the clown without makeup. 55 00:02:34,994 --> 00:02:36,628 He is still a clown. 56 00:02:36,662 --> 00:02:40,199 And as you can see, 57 00:02:40,233 --> 00:02:44,136 Ms. Linda Lawrence has now joined the parade, 58 00:02:44,170 --> 00:02:47,740 both physically and symbolically. 59 00:02:47,774 --> 00:02:51,009 Ms. Lawrence, of course, joined the station in 1986, 60 00:02:51,044 --> 00:02:54,579 covering primarily women's sports. 61 00:02:54,614 --> 00:02:56,881 She'll be missed. 62 00:02:56,916 --> 00:03:02,019 Someone tell her sister. I think she's waiting for her in her car, right? 63 00:03:02,054 --> 00:03:04,188 [Theme music playing] 64 00:03:08,530 --> 00:03:15,563 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 65 00:03:41,328 --> 00:03:42,962 - [Woman] Hey, Doug. - Yeah? 66 00:03:42,996 --> 00:03:44,764 This thing starts at 7:15. 67 00:03:44,798 --> 00:03:46,332 I just need to find my keys and then we need to leave. 68 00:03:46,367 --> 00:03:49,169 What is this thing we're going to anyway? 69 00:03:49,203 --> 00:03:52,172 It's Sarah's birthday. We're going to screen door. You already knew that. 70 00:03:52,206 --> 00:03:55,175 Don't we go to these things like every week it seems? 71 00:03:55,209 --> 00:03:58,212 Ah, yeah. It's her birthday. She's my friend, okay? So just-- 72 00:03:58,246 --> 00:04:01,048 - What is she, nine? - You know what? That's not fun. 73 00:04:01,082 --> 00:04:02,583 - You're just being a baby. - Why don't we watch 74 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,118 this Battlestar Galactica DVD I just got? 75 00:04:04,152 --> 00:04:07,922 Season one. I heard really good things about it. 76 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,524 Okay, I mean, the woman I volunteer with at the humane society 77 00:04:10,559 --> 00:04:12,993 is always like, "this is such a great show." 78 00:04:13,028 --> 00:04:16,997 - Let's watch this. - Okay listen, one episode and then we go to dessert. 79 00:04:17,031 --> 00:04:18,131 Okay, we'll definitely make it. 80 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:19,866 Gotta be 40 minutes tops. 81 00:04:19,901 --> 00:04:21,768 This will be good. I heard really good things about it. 82 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:24,905 It's not just regular science fiction. It's actually good. 83 00:04:24,939 --> 00:04:26,039 I love you. 84 00:04:26,073 --> 00:04:28,776 Okay, episode one. 85 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:32,246 [Show theme playing] 86 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:38,152 - Wow. - Okay, it was good. 87 00:04:38,186 --> 00:04:40,888 - That's so well done. - Do we have time to watch one more, you think? 88 00:04:40,923 --> 00:04:41,989 I think so. 89 00:04:44,126 --> 00:04:45,993 - What? - That is crazy. 90 00:04:46,027 --> 00:04:47,428 That's amazing. 91 00:04:47,462 --> 00:04:49,597 I just texted Sarah happy birthday, 92 00:04:49,631 --> 00:04:51,766 so that's done. I have to get up early for work 93 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,835 so let's get in our pj's and then 94 00:04:53,869 --> 00:04:55,102 - we'll watch one more. - Okay, one more. 95 00:04:57,673 --> 00:05:01,976 - So good. How is it so good? - What time is it? 96 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:05,312 It's like daylight already. How did that even happen? 97 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:06,914 We just stayed up all night. 98 00:05:06,949 --> 00:05:08,082 Do you want to watch more? 99 00:05:08,116 --> 00:05:09,616 My vacation day starts now. 100 00:05:11,052 --> 00:05:14,055 - So intense. - Oh, my God, so good. 101 00:05:14,089 --> 00:05:16,924 Okay we'll just watch the first episode of season two. 102 00:05:16,958 --> 00:05:20,895 - That's all I want to see. - One more season. 103 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:22,796 I don't remember the last time I've gone to the bathroom. 104 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:24,197 Oh, my legs are, like, asleep. 105 00:05:24,232 --> 00:05:26,199 I little bit feel like I have a bladder infection, 106 00:05:26,233 --> 00:05:30,603 but I'm just going to get antibiotics after the next episode. 107 00:05:30,637 --> 00:05:33,772 Yeah, okay thanks. Bye. So I lost my job. 108 00:05:33,807 --> 00:05:36,141 - One more episode? - Yeah. 109 00:05:39,246 --> 00:05:41,113 Service shut-off notice. 110 00:05:41,147 --> 00:05:42,881 They're not going to do that. Don't worry about it. 111 00:05:42,916 --> 00:05:45,417 Okay. You're right. 112 00:05:45,451 --> 00:05:47,452 - Oh what! - No! Get the remote! 113 00:05:47,486 --> 00:05:49,888 - I'm looking for it! - Okay, we're gonna be okay. 114 00:05:49,922 --> 00:05:52,190 - Will you do something like pick it up? - What do you want me to do? 115 00:05:52,224 --> 00:05:54,059 - Here. - Okay, get the account number. 116 00:05:54,093 --> 00:05:58,164 Okay, yeah we just got a shut off notice, account 8283482039-- 117 00:05:58,198 --> 00:05:59,799 We need to see another episode. 118 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:04,304 942. Thank you so much. 119 00:06:04,338 --> 00:06:07,374 My eyes are getting salty. Like when I blink, it stings. 120 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:09,109 When's the last time you brushed your teeth? 121 00:06:09,144 --> 00:06:11,078 - I can't remember. - [Cell phone rings] 122 00:06:11,113 --> 00:06:13,214 - Whose calling? - Don't pick it up. 123 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,149 It's like people don't respect, like, our space. 124 00:06:15,184 --> 00:06:16,517 - Just don't pick it up. - [Ringing] 125 00:06:16,551 --> 00:06:18,586 You know who would never call? Starbuck. 126 00:06:18,621 --> 00:06:20,688 No, Starbuck isn't that dependent on people. 127 00:06:20,722 --> 00:06:23,657 Like Starbuck, I think, like, 128 00:06:23,691 --> 00:06:25,959 wouldn't even call anyone. 129 00:06:27,295 --> 00:06:29,162 - Great! - Yes! 130 00:06:29,196 --> 00:06:31,364 [Both] Next one, next one, next one, next one! 131 00:06:31,398 --> 00:06:33,732 Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait. 132 00:06:33,766 --> 00:06:35,000 - What what? - That's the last one. 133 00:06:35,034 --> 00:06:36,335 [Scream] 134 00:06:36,369 --> 00:06:38,170 Satisfying finale, that's it. 135 00:06:38,204 --> 00:06:40,338 - Then there has to be another one. - There's not. 136 00:06:40,373 --> 00:06:42,874 - I gave up my job, we're losing our house. - They owe us! 137 00:06:42,909 --> 00:06:44,776 - Who are they? - Ronald D. Moore. 138 00:06:44,811 --> 00:06:46,211 - He has to write more episodes. - Yeah. 139 00:06:46,245 --> 00:06:47,079 You know what? We'll find him. 140 00:06:47,113 --> 00:06:51,483 Okay okay... 141 00:06:51,518 --> 00:06:53,552 - There he is. He lives here. - He lives in Portland. 142 00:06:53,586 --> 00:06:55,254 We have to go to his house. We're going right now. 143 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:56,789 Come on get in the car. 144 00:06:56,823 --> 00:06:59,492 Oh! Legs are cramped. 145 00:07:05,846 --> 00:07:08,448 [Man] Look at all these knots. Where do you even start? 146 00:07:08,482 --> 00:07:12,353 - What is-- look at that one. - Oh, I thought the place was empty. Hi. Hello. 147 00:07:12,387 --> 00:07:13,988 - Oh. - Hi, how are you? 148 00:07:14,022 --> 00:07:16,424 Welcome to the knot store. 149 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:17,425 My name is Allen. 150 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:18,994 Hi, how are you? 151 00:07:19,028 --> 00:07:20,061 I'm good, I'm good. How are you? 152 00:07:20,096 --> 00:07:21,229 - Good. - Good, thanks. 153 00:07:21,264 --> 00:07:24,066 - Good. - We read an article 154 00:07:24,101 --> 00:07:27,170 about artesian knots in the Sunday times and-- 155 00:07:27,204 --> 00:07:29,138 Oh yeah, oh yeah. That's great. 156 00:07:29,173 --> 00:07:31,007 And we just happened to be going to our friend's housewarming party 157 00:07:31,041 --> 00:07:32,275 - and we thought-- - Oh-- 158 00:07:32,309 --> 00:07:34,810 This would make a perfect gift. 159 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:37,146 - Yes, it certainly would. It's perfect. - But we don't understand. 160 00:07:37,181 --> 00:07:39,116 - Like, how does it work? Do they-- - What don't you understand? 161 00:07:39,150 --> 00:07:43,853 Just is it a utilitarian thing or is this just aesthetics? 162 00:07:43,888 --> 00:07:45,288 Yep. Yeah. 163 00:07:45,323 --> 00:07:46,623 You know we just want to bring something 164 00:07:46,657 --> 00:07:48,091 that's going to mean something to her. 165 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:50,327 That makes us seem different than everybody else. 166 00:07:50,361 --> 00:07:53,330 - Okay. - We also don't want to, like, pay a lot of money for one. 167 00:07:53,364 --> 00:07:57,368 - I don't know how much they-- - Well, you don't want to go too low, too low. 168 00:07:57,402 --> 00:07:59,904 I'll show you. If you go too low, you know, you could wind up-- 169 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:03,541 Here look at this. Here's a-- See this knot? 170 00:08:06,079 --> 00:08:10,115 There's nothing there. Here's a knot that certainly looks-- 171 00:08:10,149 --> 00:08:12,283 - That's plenty substantial. - Yeah, we'll take one of those. 172 00:08:12,318 --> 00:08:14,252 Yeah, but it's not-- It's not a knot. 173 00:08:14,287 --> 00:08:16,888 It's nothing. And if you get depressed-- 174 00:08:16,922 --> 00:08:20,091 - Oh sir, don't. Oh-- - In any case, 175 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:24,794 you know you could go with, here, the um, the classic sailing bowline knot. 176 00:08:24,829 --> 00:08:27,897 - Here's one in hemp. - Ooh, sheep. 177 00:08:27,932 --> 00:08:30,199 I will say I would like to bring something 178 00:08:30,234 --> 00:08:33,336 just a little bit bigger, just something that can display a little nicer. 179 00:08:33,370 --> 00:08:35,371 Is she more, is she more contemporary 180 00:08:35,406 --> 00:08:38,175 or more, you know, nostalgic and of the past? 181 00:08:38,209 --> 00:08:39,543 That one. 182 00:08:39,577 --> 00:08:42,046 I got it. Watch this. 183 00:08:44,683 --> 00:08:46,385 - Where is that thing? - [Man] He's laughing. 184 00:08:46,419 --> 00:08:50,055 Nancy. Where is it? 185 00:08:50,090 --> 00:08:55,193 Where, where is that, Nancy? Where's Nancy? 186 00:08:55,227 --> 00:08:59,196 All right. 187 00:08:59,230 --> 00:09:00,163 - Wow. - What's that? 188 00:09:00,198 --> 00:09:01,998 [Woman] Huh. 189 00:09:02,033 --> 00:09:05,234 An artist that we work with makes these 190 00:09:05,269 --> 00:09:08,171 by jamming them into his pocket. 191 00:09:08,205 --> 00:09:11,241 [Growls] 192 00:09:11,275 --> 00:09:12,108 What do you think of that? 193 00:09:12,143 --> 00:09:13,644 Hmm. 194 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,913 Then he pulls it out. You know how you get-- 195 00:09:15,947 --> 00:09:17,081 They never come out. This is how they come out. 196 00:09:17,115 --> 00:09:19,149 Huh. 197 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:24,322 You know, you could pair this with a rose or even a white burgundy. 198 00:09:24,357 --> 00:09:25,424 I think Janet's going to like that. 199 00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:26,959 [Man] Plus it looks great. 200 00:09:26,993 --> 00:09:28,861 - I think we've arrived. - Okay, let's get that. 201 00:09:28,895 --> 00:09:33,198 - Hello? - Oh, hi! Come in. 202 00:09:33,232 --> 00:09:35,467 - How are you? - Oh I'm great. Thanks for coming. 203 00:09:35,501 --> 00:09:38,136 We got you something. 204 00:09:38,170 --> 00:09:39,437 Wow. 205 00:09:39,471 --> 00:09:42,073 - From the knot store. - Thanks, you guys. 206 00:09:42,107 --> 00:09:43,341 - Sure. - I'm just going to put it in the den. 207 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:44,542 Would you take these into the kitchen? 208 00:09:44,576 --> 00:09:46,310 - Yeah. - Looks great. 209 00:09:46,345 --> 00:09:48,145 - This is beautiful. - Take a look around. 210 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:30,654 - Hi, babe. - Oh, hey. 211 00:10:30,688 --> 00:10:33,023 Is it okay if I step here? 212 00:10:33,057 --> 00:10:36,226 Uh, uh, um, um, um, um, yes, that's okay there. 213 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:37,326 Look at you. 214 00:10:37,361 --> 00:10:39,361 I think it's coming together. 215 00:10:39,396 --> 00:10:41,563 - According to the-- - Look at this, look what I brought you. 216 00:10:41,598 --> 00:10:43,465 Oh thank you. Much needed. 217 00:10:43,499 --> 00:10:45,100 When can we use it? 218 00:10:45,134 --> 00:10:49,370 I think by tonight, once I get this all sorted out. 219 00:10:49,405 --> 00:10:51,105 Think of all the fun times we're going to have. 220 00:10:57,079 --> 00:11:00,382 How many people do you think we can get around this? Safely, I mean. 221 00:11:00,416 --> 00:11:05,154 Safely? I mean, you know, maybe just us and a friend or-- 222 00:11:05,188 --> 00:11:06,455 [Dog barking] 223 00:11:06,490 --> 00:11:07,723 A dog or something. 224 00:11:11,161 --> 00:11:13,862 - You like holding hands, right? - Of course I do. 225 00:11:13,896 --> 00:11:17,265 - That's all I need. - Only with you. 226 00:11:17,299 --> 00:11:19,367 - [Wolves howl] - Couple of old wolves. 227 00:11:19,401 --> 00:11:20,635 [Both howl] 228 00:11:23,504 --> 00:11:24,705 - Ow! - What? 229 00:11:24,739 --> 00:11:25,906 - Sparked. - Oh God. 230 00:11:28,609 --> 00:11:30,610 We really dodged a bullet there. 231 00:11:30,644 --> 00:11:32,746 Thanks. Good eye on that. 232 00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:34,681 - Want to go to bed? - Yeah. 233 00:11:34,715 --> 00:11:39,119 - I lost-- I lost my glasses. Hold on. - [Girl] Everyone stop. 234 00:11:39,153 --> 00:11:43,823 Oh that's great. Thank you so much. [Screams] 235 00:11:48,491 --> 00:11:53,261 Hi, how are you. Is this 5851? 236 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:56,364 - Yes it is. - Okay. Does Ronald D. Moore live here? 237 00:11:56,398 --> 00:11:58,767 Yes he does. 238 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:03,405 Oh great. We've um, there's um, we've been watching Battlestar Galactica and-- 239 00:12:03,439 --> 00:12:05,608 - Huge fans, huge fans. - So great. 240 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:10,246 We just would like to see if he would be interested in writing another episode. 241 00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:15,553 Ron. 242 00:12:15,587 --> 00:12:21,091 - Wow. Hi, I'm Doug. - I'm Claire. 243 00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:23,294 - Hi. - You're Ronald D. Moore? 244 00:12:23,328 --> 00:12:25,029 Yes. 245 00:12:25,063 --> 00:12:27,298 - Very nice to meet you. - I'll say. This is-- 246 00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:29,133 - Thank you. - I don't know how you do it. 247 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:30,334 - You're-- - Brilliant. 248 00:12:30,369 --> 00:12:31,836 Okay. 249 00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:34,137 We were wondering if you wouldn't mind-- 250 00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:37,441 We came to the end of all the episodes of Battlestar Galactica 251 00:12:37,475 --> 00:12:42,312 and we would like you to maybe write one more episode. 252 00:12:42,347 --> 00:12:43,747 Hmm. 253 00:12:43,781 --> 00:12:45,716 You could put Gaius in there, and Adama-- 254 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,717 Once in school I wrote a deal 255 00:12:47,752 --> 00:12:51,687 about a dog and its owner. 256 00:12:51,722 --> 00:12:56,760 In essence what you're asking me to do is write another Battlestar? 257 00:12:56,794 --> 00:12:58,362 Yeah. 258 00:12:58,396 --> 00:13:01,499 I think we can do something with that. 259 00:13:01,533 --> 00:13:03,267 Well the fact they're-- 260 00:13:03,302 --> 00:13:05,503 - Okay, they're gonna be in outer space. - Yes. 261 00:13:05,538 --> 00:13:06,871 Okay. What we're gonna have to try to do, 262 00:13:06,906 --> 00:13:09,141 we're gonna have to try to set this scene 263 00:13:09,175 --> 00:13:11,577 to where everybody's gonna be able to relate to Battlestar Galactica. 264 00:13:11,611 --> 00:13:14,246 - Gaius is-- - 'cause I've never actually, 265 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,848 - I've never did star trek before. - It's Battlestar Galactica. 266 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,583 Battlestar Galactica. I'm sorry. 267 00:13:18,618 --> 00:13:21,186 - So, Gaius-- - So we'll just keep it with the script 268 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:24,289 - and we don't need to rhyme anything like that. - No. 269 00:13:24,323 --> 00:13:26,791 - Okay. - They don't to be speaking in poetry. 270 00:13:26,825 --> 00:13:28,826 - And we should have some vipers. - Yeah. 271 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,394 - Yeah, yeah. They got to get in there. - [Wife] Ron? 272 00:13:30,429 --> 00:13:32,430 - Yes. - Are these people still in my house? 273 00:13:32,464 --> 00:13:34,532 - Yes. - I need to make dinner. 274 00:13:34,566 --> 00:13:37,469 - Would it be okay if we go-- - Ron, out of my kitchen. 275 00:13:37,503 --> 00:13:39,905 Okay, I guess we're gonna have to go down to another room. 276 00:13:39,939 --> 00:13:43,743 - [Whispering] So, they're both Cylons. - Okay. 277 00:13:43,777 --> 00:13:46,446 But the audience only thinks that one of them is. 278 00:13:46,481 --> 00:13:48,782 - Like I said, I don't type. - Okay. 279 00:13:48,816 --> 00:13:51,385 - Great. - Oh, my gosh. 280 00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:53,521 - But the audience doesn't know. - Right. 281 00:13:53,556 --> 00:13:55,189 [Wife] Ron? 282 00:13:55,224 --> 00:13:56,491 [Ron] Oh oh. 283 00:13:56,525 --> 00:13:58,593 Ron, get out of my closet. 284 00:13:58,627 --> 00:14:01,662 - We're almost through. - It's just one of the-- We see one of the-- 285 00:14:01,696 --> 00:14:03,496 Ron, get these white people out of my closet. 286 00:14:03,531 --> 00:14:06,232 Well you know what? I got an idea. 287 00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:07,733 Let's go back up to the kitchen 288 00:14:07,768 --> 00:14:11,137 and we can get out of her hair. Sounds good to you guys? 289 00:14:11,171 --> 00:14:13,973 - Just go, Ron. Just go. - Okay. 290 00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:16,075 Oh, man. 291 00:14:18,279 --> 00:14:21,415 [Wife snoring] 292 00:14:21,449 --> 00:14:26,354 One is not a Cylon, but we have to convey this message. 293 00:14:26,389 --> 00:14:28,757 Man, get out Ron! 294 00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:30,258 - I guess we're gonna have to do that. - Press save. 295 00:14:30,293 --> 00:14:32,227 - Do you have a save button? - Ron! 296 00:14:39,969 --> 00:14:42,504 - How's it going? - It's been good. How about you? 297 00:14:42,538 --> 00:14:44,439 Great. 298 00:14:44,474 --> 00:14:46,674 - I did go on a date the other night. - With who? 299 00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:49,744 His name's Scott and he suggested 300 00:14:49,779 --> 00:14:51,913 that we go to the park. 301 00:14:51,947 --> 00:14:54,949 - We even, like, kissed a little bit. - What? 302 00:14:54,983 --> 00:14:57,485 - I know, which I don't-- - Oh, it's really a date. 303 00:14:57,519 --> 00:14:58,619 - I'm having the best time. - Me too. 304 00:14:58,654 --> 00:15:00,421 This feels good. 305 00:15:00,456 --> 00:15:01,923 I was cold and he took 306 00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:06,628 his jacket off. And then-- 307 00:15:06,662 --> 00:15:07,596 [Man] Oh no... 308 00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:08,930 What is that? 309 00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:12,301 This is Eddie, Eddie Vedder. 310 00:15:12,335 --> 00:15:14,303 From Pearl Jam? 311 00:15:14,337 --> 00:15:15,838 It's cool, huh? 312 00:15:15,872 --> 00:15:18,640 I did like Pearl Jam, um, in high school. 313 00:15:18,675 --> 00:15:21,643 Is that when you got this? 314 00:15:21,678 --> 00:15:23,612 No, I got it a year ago. 315 00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:25,414 Okay. 316 00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:27,983 Okay, that's kind of a deal breaker for me, 317 00:15:28,018 --> 00:15:30,019 a bad tattoo-- I can't-- 318 00:15:30,053 --> 00:15:32,221 - I can't do that. - Oh come on, who cares? 319 00:15:32,256 --> 00:15:34,023 - I care. - Does it look cool? 320 00:15:34,057 --> 00:15:36,158 No. It's playing a tambourine. 321 00:15:36,192 --> 00:15:38,327 - Did he do that in the band? - Yeah. 322 00:15:38,361 --> 00:15:40,262 Oh, he's playing two tambourines. 323 00:15:40,296 --> 00:15:44,366 Is that your only tattoo? Just give me a second. 324 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,702 - Do you like this guy, what's his name? - Scott. 325 00:15:46,736 --> 00:15:48,403 - You had a good time. - Yes. 326 00:15:48,438 --> 00:15:49,638 Just spend some time with him. 327 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,674 [Love song playing] 328 00:16:01,317 --> 00:16:04,352 [Pearl jam style song playing] 329 00:16:11,026 --> 00:16:15,863 [Love song playing] 330 00:16:15,897 --> 00:16:17,398 [Pearl jam style song playing] 331 00:16:17,432 --> 00:16:19,866 [Love song playing] 332 00:16:25,573 --> 00:16:28,408 There's something that I want to tell you but I'm a little afraid. 333 00:16:28,443 --> 00:16:31,545 - Just say it. - I think I'm falling for your Carrie. 334 00:16:31,579 --> 00:16:34,615 I'm falling for you too. 335 00:16:34,649 --> 00:16:37,518 Good night. 336 00:16:37,552 --> 00:16:39,086 Good night. 337 00:16:46,629 --> 00:16:49,931 Psst, hey Carrie. Psst. 338 00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:51,700 Oh, God. 339 00:16:51,735 --> 00:16:53,335 I think I'm falling for you too. 340 00:16:53,369 --> 00:16:56,438 - Are you really talking? - Yeah, of course. 341 00:16:56,472 --> 00:16:59,274 - This is not working for me. - Why not? Is it my tambourine? 342 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:04,279 I didn't want to think of myself as someone that couldn't deal with tattoo, but I kind of can't. 343 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,448 That's too bad. Give me a kiss goodnight. 344 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:09,117 - No, that's weird. - [Kissing sounds] 345 00:17:09,152 --> 00:17:11,153 It's like I'm cheating on him. 346 00:17:11,187 --> 00:17:13,221 - That's in your head. - It's not in my head. 347 00:17:13,256 --> 00:17:15,690 - Just minimize it. - You don't understand. 348 00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:16,925 That little guy was, like, mouthing off to me. 349 00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:18,493 I think you're too harsh. 350 00:17:18,528 --> 00:17:21,798 I think it's fine. 351 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,567 The problem is I just don't see Scott anymore. 352 00:17:24,602 --> 00:17:26,736 - I see Eddie Vedder. It's very-- - It's great. 353 00:17:26,771 --> 00:17:30,474 Eddie Vedder is, you know, charming, talented, fantastic. 354 00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:33,144 Fine, I'll go on a date with him then. 355 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:36,814 I can't believe you know the rolling stones! 356 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,682 That's crazy. 357 00:17:38,716 --> 00:17:40,984 I have to say this is going pretty well. 358 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:44,120 Like the tattoo version of you is a little off, 359 00:17:44,155 --> 00:17:46,489 like, but you're smart and you're funny 360 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,826 and I just I already feel really, really close to you. 361 00:17:50,894 --> 00:17:53,962 Wait, what is that? 362 00:17:53,997 --> 00:17:58,667 - Oh yeah, it's a tattoo. - Tell me it's not a bad one. 363 00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:01,037 - No, it's bad. - Like your mom's name or like a-- 364 00:18:01,071 --> 00:18:03,874 It's Ani Difranco playing guitar, with a nose ring. 365 00:18:15,158 --> 00:18:19,395 Welcome to the table read. Battlestar Galactica! 366 00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:22,666 Let's go around and introduce ourselves, of course. 367 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:26,003 - Ronald D. Moore. - [All applaud] 368 00:18:26,037 --> 00:18:28,005 - I am Doug. - I am Claire. 369 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,041 James Callis, really stoked 370 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:31,643 to reprise the role of Gaius Baltar. 371 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:35,680 Nice to be here, nice to see-- Ron. 372 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:39,851 Ken Reynolds, local actor, currently appearing as the mad hatter. 373 00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:49,093 - [Whispers] This is not Ron D. Moore. - Just go with it. 374 00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:51,628 Edward James Olmos. 375 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:54,397 - [Cell phone rings] - Yes, uh huh. 376 00:18:54,432 --> 00:18:57,267 Ron, fifteen minutes. I want those people out of my house. 377 00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:58,968 - Yeah, sure... - Bye Ron. 378 00:18:59,003 --> 00:19:01,639 They better be out when I get there. 379 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:02,973 Hey look, guys, we're gonna have to hurry this up. 380 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:04,709 My wife Renee is gonna be home in 15 minutes 381 00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:07,578 coming from church, so let's get this reading on. 382 00:19:07,612 --> 00:19:13,017 We open on the interior of Galactica's combat information center, where we see admiral Adama. 383 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,286 Now we have to find another planet. Someone give me a report. 384 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:18,090 With all due respect admiral, are you sure you're doing the right thing? 385 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:20,592 I command because I have the discipline to command. 386 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,861 Listen, I have something to say. 387 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,263 - Go ahead, talk. - Okay but you need to listen to me 388 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,632 because I-- Am I just repeating myself? 389 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,334 Hey look, guys, the clock's ticking. We got to get this done and get it over with. 390 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,073 I want the fleet's position now. Did you hear me? Now. 391 00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:38,710 Adama goes like this-- "Now, now, now! 392 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:42,614 It's boiling inside you. Starbuck enters angrily. 393 00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:43,915 Where the hell have you been? 394 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,650 Flying the frake all over the place. 395 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,019 - It's frak. - Yeah. 396 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:49,253 - Have you not seen the show? - No. 397 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,322 Can we get on with this? 398 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,026 - You have to see it. You have to see it. - Is it good? 399 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,328 Please I need you here, now get out of here. What? 400 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,396 I don't have time for this. 401 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:01,800 Yeah come on guys we really don't have time, we got to get this on the road. 402 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,702 No we meant-- that's in the script. That's his line. 403 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,144 Why are you doing this? 404 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,245 That is none of your concern. 405 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,380 Long beat. 406 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,784 - You have a line there. - I'm out of here. 407 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,452 - Oh come on, please don't go. - Mr. Olmos. 408 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,321 - You guys can keep doing the lines. - Thank you. 409 00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:24,355 - Mr. Olmos, please don't leave. - Please. 410 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,223 Please, we need you to stay. 411 00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,892 We have more lines for you. We have more of the script. 412 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:30,161 - The episode's almost over. - I have to go. 413 00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:36,233 There's even a scene-- 414 00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:42,240 "When you have nothing to lose the only direction to go is forward" 415 00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:46,944 because then even if you have everything to lose 416 00:20:46,978 --> 00:20:48,412 "we can still move." 417 00:20:48,446 --> 00:20:52,283 - You said that. - Episode six, season two. 418 00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:53,984 You've got to be careful. 419 00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:57,021 Psychologically. 420 00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:58,555 It's television. 421 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,791 Please, it means everything to us. 422 00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:03,060 I mean she lost her job. 423 00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:04,862 We lost our lives watching this show. 424 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,998 I've never been in space. Ever. 425 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,142 Oh, damn. 426 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,543 Ron! 427 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,045 She's about seven minutes early. 428 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,322 Guys, I've got an idea, 429 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,291 something we can all do together 430 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,525 to relax, you know. 431 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,194 Are you familiar with doctor who? 432 00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:38,697 [Dr. who theme music playing] 433 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,865 - Wow, it's amazing. - See what I mean? 434 00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:43,000 - Wow. - You see what I mean? 435 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,769 There's actually like another 26 seasons. 436 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,571 You mean we can watch another one? 437 00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,907 Well if we're all up for it I don't know, is everybody? 438 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,276 - Yes, please. One more, one more. - Ron. 439 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,044 One more episode. 440 00:21:53,078 --> 00:22:03,049 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 441 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,495 This is like a cruise. This is great, guys. 442 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:10,930 What are your names again? 443 00:22:10,964 --> 00:22:13,433 Hi, I'm Malcolm.