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Oh, Muddy Waters.
I should get a Muddy Waters album, right?

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Yeah, just get a "Best of."
Doesn't matter.

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I feel guilty, though.

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- Hey, guys.
- Eleanor, what's up?

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Hey, um... you guys should
totally come to my DJ Night.

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I'm spinning, like,
all psychedelic sort of stuff.

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- You know, the Zombies, the Kinks.
- Wow. All right.

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I didn't know you DJ'd.
I mean, I just started...

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We have a dinner thing with my mom,
but we'll try to make it right after.

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- Ok, cool.
- We'll make it.

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Yeah. Cool.
Awesome.

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- Thanks, guys.
- See you soon.

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- DJ Night?
- I know. Eleanor? Whatever...

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Ok, I'm all done
with your deposit.

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- Is there anything else I can help
you guys with? - Nope, that's it.

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If you guys aren't doing
anything tonight...

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Uh, is this my receipt?

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Uh, no. I'm spinning
tonight at 9:00.

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I play rockabilly,
hillbilly, and psychobilly.

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- You're playing tonight?
- Spinning.

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- Ok. - So if you guys can
come, that'd be great.

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- We'll check it out if we can.
- Promise?

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- We'll try to make it.
- Yeah.

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Please try.

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They let you promote
your thing here?

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Yeah, they don't really know.

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All right, thanks.

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All right. Thanks, guys.
See you tonight.

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That looks good.
Do you have any samples?

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My God, yum.

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That's amazing.

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Excuse me. Did you guys
want to come to my DJ Night?

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- What?
- A DJ night?

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- Fred, Carrie...
- Oh, God.

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- Doing a DJ thing.
- Oh, no.

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- 9:00.
- That guy's the worst.

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- It's at 9:00. If you get there
early, drinks are free. - Yeah. What?

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I play music. You know,
reggaeton, salsa, hip-hop.

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Let's get out of here.
Run, run.

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This is getting really weird, right?
What's going on?

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[Music playing]

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He's DJing. Go, quick.

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Guys! Hey, wait!
Hey!

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- Get out of here. Get out.
Get out of here. - Are these flyers?

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DJ, DJ, DJ.

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Go. Go. Go. Aah!

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Where'd that guy go?
Go. Go, drive.

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Aah!

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Aah!

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[Both screaming]

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Oh, hey.

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- What do we do?
- Take him out.

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Aah!

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[Both screaming]

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And then we stopped screaming,
and we drove right here.

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Well, darling, that's horrible.

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What a terrible day you had.

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Mom, I don't know
what's going on.

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- Everybody in Portland's turning
into a DJ. - Oh, that's terrible.

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I hope you don't mind, but I think
we're just going to just go to sleep.

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You can't tonight.
Tonight is my DJ night.

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[Distorted] No-o-o-o!

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[Distorted crying]

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Oh, my god, we made it.

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Fred.

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Hey. Fred, not you, too?
Fred?

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No, no, no. I'm just
checking my messages.

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Oh. Ha ha ha.

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[Rumbling]

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- Wait. Do you feel that?
- Yeah.

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- Are we moving?
- What is that?

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Carrie: I don't know.

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[Distorted music playing]

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[Theme music playing]

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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

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So, today's a pretty big day,

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'cause what we need to
talk about is preschool.

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You have to kind of plan out
what-what it's gonna be to you.

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What you do in preschool--
that's gonna determine

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what you do in
elementary school.

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Now, I know, you know,
it sounds like a lot of talk,

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and we're just talking a lot,

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but instead, we want to show you
what we're thinking.

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So, look what mom and dad made.

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We made a pretty cool chart
for you, and here you are.

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By the way, we've
trademarked your name.

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So while you're eating your granola
and milk, you know, in your bowl,

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have a couple coffees
and a banana,

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um, we can kind of
go through this.

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So, Shooting Star
Preschool--

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this is where we start.

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Now look-look how--
this is a good growth point,

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and we're going up from here.

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You learn, and we're going up.

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If you're worried about this-
this slow decline right here,

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that's just when your voice is
changing and stuff like that.

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You're getting acne.

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Yeah, these columns represent
the Ivy League university

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that will be achieved if we
can get into this preschool.

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Grover, what's something
that you would want to buy

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if you had a lot of money?

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A what? A Ferrar what?

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Ri. A Ferrari.

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If this isn't going to
make sense to you,

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- well, unfortunately...
- This might.

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The last thing I want
is you out there, you know,

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- shooting squirrels
and birds for dinner. - Yeah.

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If we don't get you into that
Shooting Star private preschool,

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you're going to end up
at a public school.

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- It looks like a factory.
- With a bunch of riffraff.

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You're walking into school and
you see all these dirty kids,

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and it's like, they're gonna be
all dirty, like, all around here.

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Mm-hmm.

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They'll come up to you
and, like,

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"Would you like to follow me to
have some chocolate that we stole?"

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And by the way, we don't want
to judge anyone. Never judge.

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So, community college.

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My sister went to
community college,

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and we haven't talked
in 10 years.

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And she's dumb as hell.

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You know how you can tell
a community-college kid?

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It's when they're in their car, and they're
just sitting there in some garbage-y car,

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and they're just like...

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- This is not fun. We don't--let's...
- Let's just...

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We don't want that.
We want...

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- You like this chart
better, right? - Yeah.

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- We do, too.
- This is a better one. We do, too.

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And it all starts at preschool.

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So we are gonna get you
into preschool,

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we're gonna get you
into college,

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we're gonna get you some money,

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and we're gonna get you
whatever you want.

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Just so we know you got it,
can you just repeat back

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everything we just said?

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- Ok.
- We'll do it again.

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Ok.

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- Preschool.
- Ok, Grover, TM.

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Wow, a lot of dogs.

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It's the right place.

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Wow.

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- Hi, everybody.
- Hi.

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- I'm Dave.
- I'm Cass.

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This is Quicksilver.

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He was rescued from a tsunami,

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so he's still dealing with
some trauma,

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so if you guys could keep
your voice down

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when you say the word "water,"
anything like that,

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- if you could just whisper that.
- Hey, everyone.

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We're thinking Quicksilver's
area is here.

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Yeah. We're just gonna
go ahead and mark it off.

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We'll allot this for Quicky.

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- Thanks for respecting that.
- Yep.

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I'm sorry, you're in our zone.

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This is our ball
that we bought, ok,

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and it's not a share ball.

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Oh, look.
You guys see that?

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Who bit this ball?
I don't know-- Is this yours?

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You-- Is this your dog?
Whose are those two?

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- You?
- Dogs love Dave.

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They really love me.
Look at this.

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- I think he's starting to chase me.
- Who is?

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- I think they all are. I'm done playing.
- We need to cut you off.

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- Wow, look at him go. He's having
such a good time. - Dave, we did it.

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- I want to take a picture. - Something
we can frame and put over the bed.

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Yeah. Aw, that's great, Cass.

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That's great. Hey, the barking.
I don't need it.

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Can you slow down on that pour?

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I don't know if you heard,
but our dog survived a tsunami.

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Have you lived through
a tsunami or a flood?

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- I've never...
- Can I show you a trick? Here.

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This is what we do at home.

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[Dog barks]

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What? I mean, we read books
about how to raise dogs.

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We're interested
in doing it correctly.

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OK, we rented quite a few DVDs

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and returned them on time
because we saw them all.

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- Cass...
- Yeah, Dave.

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That dog will not stop staring at me.
He's up to something.

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Whose dog is that with the lips
that are falling off?

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Stay still.
No sudden movements at all.

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He's gonna do something.
We've got to get out of here quickly.

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That's a really good idea.

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You understand?
But just no movements

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that make it seem like
we're leaving.

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Make it seem like we're
playing in the park,

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looking around.
Go, go, go.

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Oh, my god. We got to
get out of here.

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Hey, where are you guys going?

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- What? - That is my dog.
You're leaving with my dog.

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- This dog?
- This is your dog right here.

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Oh, they all look alike.
These dogs look alike.

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Can you take care of him?
And here's yours back.

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OK, thanks.
Have a great day.

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Smells like dog poop
around here, doesn't it?

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Oh, that's my cologne.

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Rick speaking.
How may I help you?

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Hey. I just sold my car,
and I can't find my title.

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Uh, that would be
Jerry in titles.

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- One moment, please.
- Ok.

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Jerry. Jerry.

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- Jerry. - He went to lunch.
He'll be back in an hour.

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He'll be right with you
in one moment. Thank you.

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[Muzak playing]

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[Music plays over speaker]

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Where do you want to get lunch?

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♪ Let's try... ♪

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[Shredder running]
♪ Tomato soup ♪

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[Noise filtering through]
♪ Tomato soup ♪

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♪ We'll order in
from the diner ♪

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♪ Forgot to buy
a little bit of gasoline ♪

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♪ On the way here ♪

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[Both singing gibberish]

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Man: Hello?

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00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:01,867
- Hello?
- Just a moment.

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00:11:01,902 --> 00:11:03,535
Jerry's gonna be back
really soon.

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[Scatting]

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Man, V.O.: "Thank you
for submitting a request

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"for a replacement title
with the Oregon DMV."

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00:11:27,527 --> 00:11:31,063
Unfortunately, we are unable
to process your request at this time.

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While you are waiting, please
enjoy the enclosed compact disc

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of our sponsored music
dial tones, "Please Press 1.""

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♪ Ah-ee-ahh-ee-ahh-ee-ahh ♪

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OK, great.

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So what's your favorite color?

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Tres guts.

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00:11:52,454 --> 00:11:54,956
Turquoise?
That's a great color.

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Honey, thank you
for talking with me, ok?

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All right, I will
see you later, alligator.

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You want to go to mom and dad?
What a good girl.

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Thank you, guys. You can
expect to hear from the school

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around the first week of August
only because there's so many kids

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- and only so many spots.
- How are you?

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- Grover?
- That's right.

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- Hi. I'm Jana.
- Hi. Michelle.

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- Hi, Michelle. Nice to meet you. Mom
and dad right there. - Nice to meet you too.

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Ok, Grover. So I'm gonna ask you
some fun questions, ok?

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Does that sound like
a good idea? Oh, thank you.

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What is that?

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You know what?
[Mutters]

240
00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:32,663
You know what, honey? We don't have
any equipment to play this on, so...

241
00:12:32,697 --> 00:12:36,967
- Coming through. Here you go. - Here's
that equipment you were asking for.

242
00:12:37,001 --> 00:12:39,069
Ok. You know, I...

243
00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:40,704
Stay tuned to...

244
00:12:40,738 --> 00:12:42,673
Well, you know what?
If it doesn't work, we'll just--

245
00:12:42,707 --> 00:12:45,409
- I think I'll watch it
another-- Ok. - It'll work.

246
00:12:45,443 --> 00:12:50,348
[Soundtrack playing]

247
00:12:50,383 --> 00:12:54,019
It was funny. The other day,
he said, "It's interesting.

248
00:12:54,054 --> 00:12:57,957
Whenever you drive, your mind seems
like you're lost in thought.

249
00:12:57,991 --> 00:13:00,059
"I think we're alike
that way."

250
00:13:00,093 --> 00:13:02,394
And I'm, like, "Wow, that's
a really good way to put it.

251
00:13:02,428 --> 00:13:04,930
You know, you're 4 years old,"
and he kind of looked up and smiled,

252
00:13:04,964 --> 00:13:07,299
and he said, "I mean,
we're all kind of 4."

253
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:12,136
Hi. My name is Grover.
Let me in your school.

254
00:13:12,171 --> 00:13:15,039
Yeah, he's just always been
a really amazing kid.

255
00:13:15,073 --> 00:13:18,708
His first word, he was
starting to say, "Da. Da."

256
00:13:18,743 --> 00:13:20,510
And we thought,
"Here it comes, "dad."

257
00:13:20,544 --> 00:13:24,048
He actually said "data list,"
and that was his first word,

258
00:13:24,082 --> 00:13:27,318
and he went on to teach us
about the Icarus myth,

259
00:13:27,352 --> 00:13:31,423
which is something I hadn't
thought about a lot since school.

260
00:13:31,457 --> 00:13:34,293
Who? Grover. Yeah.

261
00:13:34,327 --> 00:13:36,362
He's musical.

262
00:13:36,396 --> 00:13:40,200
Yeah, so I can see that, you know,
it's a good idea. Ok. Ahem.

263
00:13:40,234 --> 00:13:44,571
What a great kid.
His favorite color is red.

264
00:13:44,605 --> 00:13:49,175
Over the years, as they went,
he became bigger inside,

265
00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:52,479
and it was really
something to watch.

266
00:13:52,514 --> 00:13:55,516
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

267
00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:58,586
Bravo.

268
00:13:58,621 --> 00:14:01,255
Great.
What do you think?

269
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,191
Yeah. Whoo.

270
00:14:03,225 --> 00:14:05,660
- Do you have any more questions?
- Oh, I don't have--

271
00:14:05,694 --> 00:14:07,495
I think that answered
everything for me.

272
00:14:07,529 --> 00:14:11,198
And, Grover, do you have anything
that you would like to add to that?

273
00:14:11,232 --> 00:14:14,168
- That's on the commentary
and stuff.- Yep, extras.

274
00:14:14,203 --> 00:14:17,338
Ok. Thank you, guys,
very much. I will see you--

275
00:14:17,372 --> 00:14:19,707
The school has a lot of
submissions to sift through,

276
00:14:19,742 --> 00:14:22,776
so they'll get in touch
with you first part of August.

277
00:14:22,811 --> 00:14:24,003
Michelle:
Ok, keep us posted.

278
00:14:28,808 --> 00:14:30,576
I mean, you guys have,
like, 45 cents?

279
00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:32,477
- You have a dollar?
- Cool. Hey, peace out.

280
00:14:32,512 --> 00:14:35,380
Hi. Money for us, please?
Do you have a dollar for bus money?

281
00:14:35,415 --> 00:14:39,350
- Hi. Do you have 60 cents for ice cream?
- Yeah, take care.

282
00:14:39,385 --> 00:14:41,653
- Have you noticed that
no one's giving us any money? - Yeah.

283
00:14:41,687 --> 00:14:44,422
- We got to figure something
out. - Hey, uh, cute dog.

284
00:14:44,456 --> 00:14:47,291
Wait a minute.
I have an idea.

285
00:14:48,326 --> 00:14:51,528
Yes, our dog's trying to get to Eugene.
Do you have any money?

286
00:14:51,562 --> 00:14:56,299
- Oh, that's great. Thank you
very much. Thank you. - Thank you so much.

287
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,668
You guys seen a dog before?
Have any change for him?

288
00:14:58,702 --> 00:15:00,370
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you very much.

289
00:15:00,404 --> 00:15:01,637
- Oh, this is amazing.
- This is pretty great.

290
00:15:01,672 --> 00:15:03,506
Hey, good boy.

291
00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:04,841
Now that we've had Bean,

292
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,577
we've actually made more
per every hour.

293
00:15:08,913 --> 00:15:10,180
I have an idea.

294
00:15:12,617 --> 00:15:16,620
Did you hear what I said?
I said, I have an idea.

295
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:19,189
Hi. Spare change? We have a puppy.
Thank you so much.

296
00:15:19,224 --> 00:15:22,125
- Thank you. Hi.
- Hi.

297
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,061
Do you have $2.00?
[Chuckles]

298
00:15:24,095 --> 00:15:26,530
This is going so great.

299
00:15:26,565 --> 00:15:30,435
Hey...
I have another i--

300
00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:33,305
Hey, thank you.
Whoa, multiple dollars.

301
00:15:33,339 --> 00:15:35,841
- Thank you very much.
- Whoa, thank you.

302
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:39,512
Thank you.
Don't put the money in the fishbowl.

303
00:15:39,546 --> 00:15:42,048
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

304
00:15:42,082 --> 00:15:44,184
Thank you very much.
Appreciate it, thank you.

305
00:15:44,218 --> 00:15:47,788
Thanks a lot.
Thank you.

306
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,090
Whoa.

307
00:15:49,124 --> 00:15:51,825
Thank you.

308
00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:52,993
[Laughs]

309
00:15:53,028 --> 00:15:54,228
Wow.

310
00:15:54,262 --> 00:15:56,063
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
Take care.

311
00:15:56,097 --> 00:16:00,634
Whoa, 2 million dollars.
I have an idea.

312
00:16:24,524 --> 00:16:26,491
I'm so excited about
the scavenger hunt.

313
00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:27,993
We just have to wait
for my friend Garmin.

314
00:16:28,027 --> 00:16:29,995
- Which one's Garmin?
- You guys know him.

315
00:16:30,029 --> 00:16:31,930
He's always around town.
He goes to shows a lot.

316
00:16:31,964 --> 00:16:33,598
He's usually, like--I mean,
he's way in the front.

317
00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:36,469
Kind of a little guy.
Oh, there he is.

318
00:16:36,503 --> 00:16:38,604
- Hi, Garmin.
- Hey...

319
00:16:38,639 --> 00:16:40,306
- How's it going?
- Great.

320
00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:42,608
Sorry I'm late.
My door knob was stuck.

321
00:16:42,642 --> 00:16:44,744
- It was stuck in there for a while.
- Oh, yeah, no worries.

322
00:16:44,778 --> 00:16:47,246
- This is Megan and Ryan. - You guys
look great. Sergeant Pepper's, huh?

323
00:16:47,281 --> 00:16:49,749
- Yeah. I think these are great uniforms.
- We're gonna win, guys.

324
00:16:49,783 --> 00:16:51,817
We should probably go.

325
00:16:51,852 --> 00:16:53,986
I should warn you that there's
not a lot of room in my car.

326
00:16:54,021 --> 00:16:58,023
I've got my massage table in there
and things are a little crowded.

327
00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:00,259
I'll go in the back.
I could fit. You know...

328
00:17:00,293 --> 00:17:02,561
I'm a little guy.
My hands are little.

329
00:17:02,596 --> 00:17:07,200
My features are small.
My shoulders slope down. I'm a little guy.

330
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:07,933
Great.
Ok, well, let's go.

331
00:17:07,968 --> 00:17:09,802
Great.

332
00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:15,741
Ah, there's the other team.
We're gonna be late.

333
00:17:17,978 --> 00:17:20,680
Hurry, Garmin.

334
00:17:20,714 --> 00:17:23,749
All right, "'O' is for
Canada's national anthem.

335
00:17:23,784 --> 00:17:26,786
And "O" is for Oh, how I
love maple syrup and bacon.

336
00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:28,787
"O" is like a doughnut."
It's Voodoo Doughnut.

337
00:17:28,822 --> 00:17:31,958
They're famous for their
bacon maple bar. Let's go.

338
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:37,164
Ok, the clue's gonna be
in the doughnut.

339
00:17:37,198 --> 00:17:39,200
Do we have to eat all of them?

340
00:17:39,234 --> 00:17:41,636
You know what?
I could do it.

341
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:44,372
I can eat lots and lots, and I won't gain a pound.
I got lots of energy.

342
00:17:44,407 --> 00:17:47,576
I'm a little guy.
Go for it, Garmin.

343
00:17:50,113 --> 00:17:53,314
Wait. In doody doughnut.
Eat the doody doughnut.

344
00:17:56,885 --> 00:17:59,954
"Go park yourself on cooch
and take the tunnel there."

345
00:17:59,988 --> 00:18:03,590
- There's a tunnel on the playground.
- Yes. Let's go. Hurry.

346
00:18:07,694 --> 00:18:09,929
Oh, wait.
That must be the tunnel.

347
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,198
- Ok, it's kind of small.
- I can go in.

348
00:18:12,232 --> 00:18:15,267
You know, I'm a little guy.
My hands are little.

349
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,270
My features are small.
My shoulders slope down.

350
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:21,140
- You know, I'm a little guy.
- Great. Go for it. Hurry.

351
00:18:24,077 --> 00:18:27,814
Hey. Are you lost?
Where's your mommy and daddy?

352
00:18:27,848 --> 00:18:32,152
No. This happens all the time.
I'm a full-grown man. Just a little smaller.

353
00:18:32,186 --> 00:18:33,620
Oh, yeah. Ok.

354
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,022
You got it? Yes.
Good boy, Garmin.

355
00:18:36,057 --> 00:18:37,858
Ok, what does it say?

356
00:18:37,892 --> 00:18:40,927
So hard to open these ribbons.
My fingers are kind of stubby.

357
00:18:40,962 --> 00:18:44,832
"What the buck?
Your deer team's getting burned.

358
00:18:44,866 --> 00:18:46,233
- It better hoof it."
- That's Burnside.

359
00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:48,001
- Oh, right.
- It's a deer.

360
00:18:48,036 --> 00:18:49,870
- It's the Main Oregon sign.
- The big neon one.

361
00:18:49,904 --> 00:18:52,005
Oh, look, the pilgrims.
Let's go. Go.

362
00:18:57,445 --> 00:19:00,914
Oh, no! We're not gonna win.
They're getting away.

363
00:19:00,948 --> 00:19:04,951
We were so close.
It's right there.

364
00:19:04,986 --> 00:19:08,088
Wait a minute.
I have an idea.

365
00:19:08,122 --> 00:19:12,025
- Where's he going?
- I don't know. Garmin?

366
00:19:14,295 --> 00:19:17,096
Garmin, what are you doing?

367
00:19:17,131 --> 00:19:20,099
- Watch.
- Garmin.

368
00:19:23,102 --> 00:19:25,771
- Garmin?
- I don't weigh that much.

369
00:19:25,805 --> 00:19:27,105
He's gonna make it up there.

370
00:19:27,139 --> 00:19:29,874
I see it. Hold on.

371
00:19:29,908 --> 00:19:31,008
Go.

372
00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:33,677
You guys, we got it. We won.

373
00:19:33,712 --> 00:19:34,945
Good job, Garmin.

374
00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:36,147
I don't know how to come down.

375
00:19:36,181 --> 00:19:38,014
We can't understand.

376
00:19:38,049 --> 00:19:39,750
Guess I'm just a little guy.

377
00:19:39,784 --> 00:19:41,151
There he goes.

378
00:19:41,186 --> 00:19:43,821
My hands are little.
My features are small.

379
00:19:43,855 --> 00:19:47,024
You know, I'm a little guy.
Look at my sneakers.

380
00:19:47,058 --> 00:19:49,459
They're a size 4. Hee hee.

381
00:19:54,801 --> 00:19:57,203
Which one?

382
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:58,538
Ok.

383
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,807
Hey, everybody.
The mail came.

384
00:20:00,841 --> 00:20:02,242
Oh, my god.

385
00:20:02,276 --> 00:20:03,810
We got a letter
from the preschool.

386
00:20:03,844 --> 00:20:05,712
Ok, if it doesn't happen,
it's fine.

387
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,314
It's fine.
It doesn't matter.

388
00:20:07,348 --> 00:20:10,150
Either way, we're gonna be
proud of you.

389
00:20:10,184 --> 00:20:14,154
"Congratulations. We are pleased to
welcome Grover to our Fall preschool..."

390
00:20:14,188 --> 00:20:15,855
We did it.
Yay, we did it.

391
00:20:15,889 --> 00:20:17,656
Grover, we're in.
We're in, we're in.

392
00:20:17,691 --> 00:20:20,192
Oh, my god, I am so excited.

393
00:20:20,226 --> 00:20:23,162
- Amazing. You are amazing.
- You did it.

394
00:20:23,196 --> 00:20:25,330
I love the way you edited that.

395
00:20:25,365 --> 00:20:28,568
- We have such an amazing kid.
- He's so smart.

396
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:33,941
There's gonna be paint
over your lips.

397
00:20:33,975 --> 00:20:35,910
You're the best dad.

398
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:39,948
Me? You talking to me?
I am?

399
00:20:39,983 --> 00:20:42,618
Come get me.
Come get me.

400
00:20:45,889 --> 00:20:46,822
- Aw, yeah.
- Oh.

401
00:20:46,857 --> 00:20:49,825
Yeah. Yeah.

402
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:52,929
[Michelle moans]

403
00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:54,931
[Banging] Aw, yeah, yeah.

404
00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:58,768
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.

405
00:20:58,802 --> 00:21:01,805
[Hums]

406
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,607
Hey, what are you
doing here, Grovy?

407
00:21:07,045 --> 00:21:12,017
[Michelle yelling
and screaming]

408
00:21:12,051 --> 00:21:15,888
[Continues humming]

409
00:21:15,922 --> 00:21:18,191
One minute.

410
00:21:18,225 --> 00:21:21,061
[Michelle moans and groans]

411
00:21:27,034 --> 00:21:28,902
Brendan: Yeah! Yeah!

412
00:21:28,936 --> 00:21:31,003
Hey, Grover.

413
00:21:31,038 --> 00:21:34,773
[Brendan moans and groans]

414
00:21:34,807 --> 00:21:36,074
Mm.

415
00:21:36,108 --> 00:21:41,746
[Coughs] All right, have fun.

416
00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:44,015
Brendan: Hyah!

417
00:21:44,049 --> 00:21:47,185
[Michelle yelps and moans]

418
00:21:49,188 --> 00:21:50,989
So, Grover, how do you feel

419
00:21:51,023 --> 00:21:54,026
about having
a little baby brother?

420
00:21:54,061 --> 00:21:56,095
- What do you think?
- Fine.

421
00:21:56,130 --> 00:22:00,000
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

422
00:22:00,035 --> 00:22:02,169
♪ Said I won't stop believing ♪

423
00:22:02,204 --> 00:22:04,806
♪ Believing, believing ♪

424
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,907
♪ Yeah ♪

425
00:22:05,941 --> 00:22:09,010
♪ I won't stop believing ♪

426
00:22:09,044 --> 00:22:10,945
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

427
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:13,648
♪ Yeah, everyday,
another struggle, right? ♪

428
00:22:13,682 --> 00:22:14,982
♪ Nah ♪

429
00:22:15,016 --> 00:22:16,883
♪ Just a page
in your book of life ♪

430
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,019
♪ Strive to be the best
that you'll be, a'ight? ♪

431
00:22:19,053 --> 00:22:20,053
♪ 'Cause, yo ♪

432
00:22:20,087 --> 00:22:21,387
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

433
00:22:22,044 --> 00:22:28,500
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