1 00:00:05,919 --> 00:00:09,806 ♪ Tom Bombadil ♪ 2 00:00:11,473 --> 00:00:13,478 ♪ Tom Bombadil ♪ 3 00:00:15,643 --> 00:00:20,167 ♪ Tom Bombadil ♪ 4 00:00:24,463 --> 00:00:28,193 ♪ Tom Bombadil ♪ 5 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:31,598 ♪ Tom Bombadil ♪ 6 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,833 Hey, Joaquin. 7 00:00:35,867 --> 00:00:38,401 Can you guys give me a ride? 8 00:00:38,435 --> 00:00:40,633 - Yeah. - Cool. 9 00:00:40,667 --> 00:00:42,266 Bye, that was fun. 10 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:45,203 Hey, good job. Nice to se you guys. 11 00:00:45,237 --> 00:00:47,170 Lot a fun, bye. 12 00:00:47,204 --> 00:00:48,571 So, this is your car? 13 00:00:48,605 --> 00:00:50,640 Yeah. Sorry. 14 00:00:50,674 --> 00:00:53,708 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 15 00:00:53,742 --> 00:00:56,678 Sorry. There we go. 16 00:00:56,713 --> 00:00:58,746 Here. I'll help you with that. 17 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:00,714 Just goes like this. 18 00:01:00,749 --> 00:01:03,149 That's really quite small in there. 19 00:01:03,184 --> 00:01:05,153 - Yes, but watch this. - Okay. 20 00:01:05,187 --> 00:01:06,887 - Just here... - You know what? 21 00:01:06,922 --> 00:01:09,657 Okay... No, no! 22 00:01:09,691 --> 00:01:11,658 Just go like this. 23 00:01:15,294 --> 00:01:16,794 Hey, no... 24 00:01:16,828 --> 00:01:19,928 - Dude... - That's good. Keep doing that. 25 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:24,164 Is it going to fit in there? 26 00:01:24,198 --> 00:01:26,732 - Oh no! - Does this need to go? 27 00:01:26,767 --> 00:01:28,400 - Two... Three... - Please don't... 28 00:01:28,434 --> 00:01:31,269 Four... Five... 29 00:01:31,303 --> 00:01:34,305 - I'm gonna sue you guys. - Why are you suing us? 30 00:01:34,339 --> 00:01:36,307 - You destroyed-- - What kind of vibe is that? 31 00:01:36,341 --> 00:01:38,275 You destroyed a beautiful instrument. 32 00:01:38,309 --> 00:01:40,510 What happened to all the beautiful music we did? 33 00:01:40,545 --> 00:01:42,945 I don't... I don't understand at all. 34 00:01:42,979 --> 00:01:44,913 We're gonna do a car to car technique. 35 00:01:44,947 --> 00:01:47,048 - Move out of the way. - Got plenty of room. 36 00:01:47,082 --> 00:01:49,551 No you don't. Stop! Stop! You have have to stop! 37 00:01:49,585 --> 00:01:52,221 - Raven! - Does the car get bigger if you... 38 00:01:52,255 --> 00:01:54,556 I found it. The Chinese cup. 39 00:01:54,590 --> 00:01:56,824 - It was in the car. - That's amazing! 40 00:01:56,859 --> 00:01:59,460 Look! Made in China. In it. 41 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:01,728 In the boundary of the country. 42 00:02:01,762 --> 00:02:03,696 Yeah, no... I understood. 43 00:02:03,731 --> 00:02:05,765 Huh? Okay, how's that? Good and steady? 44 00:02:05,799 --> 00:02:07,700 It's not steady at all. 45 00:02:07,734 --> 00:02:09,635 Okay, you live southeast, right? 46 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:11,770 Well, yes, yes. Stop, stop, seriously. 47 00:02:11,805 --> 00:02:14,105 It's not secure. The harp isn't secure. 48 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:16,874 This is not secure! It's not secure! 49 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:23,714 It's actually pretty secure. 50 00:02:58,307 --> 00:03:01,897 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 51 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:04,582 Hey, I was kind of, like, 52 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,651 laughing in my sleep last night. 53 00:03:06,685 --> 00:03:08,586 - Yeah. - What was that? 54 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:10,454 I was tickling you. 55 00:03:10,488 --> 00:03:12,689 I saw this picture of myself sleeping, I loved it. 56 00:03:12,723 --> 00:03:14,390 I know. 57 00:03:14,424 --> 00:03:17,359 You took that one right? I loved it. 58 00:03:17,394 --> 00:03:19,728 Hey, old man... 59 00:03:21,898 --> 00:03:24,966 - Old man? - Hey, old man. 60 00:03:25,001 --> 00:03:28,936 I can help you. 61 00:03:28,970 --> 00:03:31,271 Yeah, hey, I was wondering if you knew of 62 00:03:31,306 --> 00:03:33,873 a breakfast/tapas place that just opened up? 63 00:03:33,908 --> 00:03:35,708 I'm sorry, you have more details? 64 00:03:35,743 --> 00:03:37,376 - We don't know it. - Yeah. 65 00:03:37,410 --> 00:03:39,911 Um, It's on Beech and Mississippi, I think. 66 00:03:39,946 --> 00:03:42,714 Oh, the cool part of town. 67 00:03:42,748 --> 00:03:44,749 I don't know. We're not from here, so... 68 00:03:44,783 --> 00:03:46,917 - Oh, welcome to Portland. - Thank you. 69 00:03:46,951 --> 00:03:49,119 Make yourselves at home. This is your home too. 70 00:03:49,153 --> 00:03:51,054 Let's see, what's a good way to get over there? 71 00:03:51,088 --> 00:03:54,324 - We're going to give you some really good directions. - Okay. 72 00:03:54,358 --> 00:03:58,461 I would say, uh, make a right on Gleason. Take it down to the Morrison Bridge. 73 00:03:58,496 --> 00:04:00,463 Morrison Bridge is closed. 74 00:04:00,497 --> 00:04:02,665 Ah! The Morrison Bridge is closed because of construction. 75 00:04:02,699 --> 00:04:04,467 - Ah, hold on... - You know what? 76 00:04:04,501 --> 00:04:06,469 You're good at detours. He's really good at detours. 77 00:04:06,504 --> 00:04:10,106 - Ha ha ha...uh-huh. - So that bridge is closed. 78 00:04:10,141 --> 00:04:12,642 You want to get on that on ramp, which will not be closed. 79 00:04:12,676 --> 00:04:14,677 Oh, you're on to something here. 80 00:04:14,711 --> 00:04:17,079 As soon as you make a left on that, you make a right on... 81 00:04:17,114 --> 00:04:19,716 - 32nd. - You got it, Honey! 82 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,784 Go through the parking lot there. 83 00:04:21,819 --> 00:04:25,488 You're allowed to park in that parking lot. Walk through there.... 84 00:04:33,930 --> 00:04:36,331 You know what, Bro, don't worry about it. 85 00:04:36,365 --> 00:04:38,800 I'll just use my phone and map it. 86 00:04:42,037 --> 00:04:44,705 If they were listening, those were some really good directions. 87 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:48,710 Wow! I mean, did we lose it? 88 00:04:48,744 --> 00:04:50,945 Do we not have that thing anymore? 89 00:04:50,979 --> 00:04:53,715 I didn't feel sexy or young or... 90 00:04:53,749 --> 00:04:56,084 I think we are, I think we still have it. 91 00:04:56,118 --> 00:04:58,486 Come on, we move and we dance. 92 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:01,655 - We do stuff. - We bought that new rug last year. 93 00:05:01,690 --> 00:05:03,891 We go out and do stuff all the time. 94 00:05:03,925 --> 00:05:05,626 - Watch TV late. - Yeah. 95 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:08,662 We love culture and we're crazy and make noise. 96 00:05:08,696 --> 00:05:11,732 Go out and see music. Remember, we saw the Allman Brothers. 97 00:05:11,766 --> 00:05:14,769 - At the casino. - Yeah, a whole concert, almost. 98 00:05:14,803 --> 00:05:16,605 See this? Here, world. 99 00:05:16,639 --> 00:05:18,841 Wanna see crazy? There you go. 100 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:23,112 And, and, and, we can do anything anyone else can do. We're not-- 101 00:05:23,146 --> 00:05:26,082 No, we need to spice it up, huh? 102 00:05:30,053 --> 00:05:32,322 - We're gonna show everybody. - We're gonna get crazy. 103 00:05:32,356 --> 00:05:35,091 Go insane. Do the crossword really quick. 104 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:41,697 What's a whistler on the range? 105 00:05:48,838 --> 00:05:51,572 - Hey. - Hi. 106 00:05:51,607 --> 00:05:54,742 - Selling clothes? - I am. 107 00:05:54,776 --> 00:05:58,212 Okay... Do you smoke a pipe? 108 00:05:58,246 --> 00:06:00,647 I don't know why I'm smelling a pipe on there. 109 00:06:00,682 --> 00:06:02,582 I'm not going to do that one. 110 00:06:02,617 --> 00:06:04,851 I clean all my clothes. I do laundry once a week, and... 111 00:06:04,885 --> 00:06:08,554 Oh my god. Do you live in a banana farm? 112 00:06:08,589 --> 00:06:10,857 - No, I um... - Ashby? 113 00:06:10,891 --> 00:06:12,325 I live in Southeast. 114 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,961 This is so funny, we were talking-- 115 00:06:14,996 --> 00:06:18,031 We thought these didn't exist anymore. Like, who would wear these? But here it is. 116 00:06:18,066 --> 00:06:20,100 So, that's gonna be a no on that one. 117 00:06:20,134 --> 00:06:22,503 I think we'll do no on this. 118 00:06:22,537 --> 00:06:25,372 And we'll do... No on that. 119 00:06:25,407 --> 00:06:28,209 I think we're gonna do no on the t-shirts. 120 00:06:28,243 --> 00:06:29,977 Oh! Here we go. Now we're talking. 121 00:06:30,012 --> 00:06:31,946 This we're definitely not going to take. 122 00:06:31,981 --> 00:06:34,516 Ashby, turn around. 123 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:36,218 Okay, I'm going to pull something out. 124 00:06:36,252 --> 00:06:38,153 You can't laugh. 125 00:06:43,627 --> 00:06:45,127 Have you seen the movie, The Net? 126 00:06:45,162 --> 00:06:46,695 It's a total inside joke. 127 00:06:46,729 --> 00:06:49,364 - Did you see the movie, The Net? - The Neck? 128 00:06:49,398 --> 00:06:52,100 No, The Net, with Sandra Bullock? 129 00:06:52,134 --> 00:06:53,868 With Sandra Bullock, The Neck. 130 00:06:53,902 --> 00:06:55,536 Anyway, that shirt reminds me of that, 131 00:06:55,571 --> 00:06:57,338 'cause it's kind of about the internet. 132 00:06:57,372 --> 00:06:59,273 And what were you interested in doing with this one? 133 00:06:59,307 --> 00:07:00,974 It's more donation. 134 00:07:01,008 --> 00:07:02,842 Are you donating these or are you selling them? 135 00:07:02,877 --> 00:07:05,545 Whatever you don't want, I'd like to just donate, because-- 136 00:07:05,579 --> 00:07:08,081 Many of these clothing 137 00:07:08,115 --> 00:07:11,318 we're not gonna be able to take, because of the smell 138 00:07:11,352 --> 00:07:17,224 and some of the designs aren't sellable anymore. 139 00:07:17,259 --> 00:07:20,294 Right, but a lot of places, like, if you don't-- 140 00:07:20,328 --> 00:07:22,329 What? 141 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,568 You must have been so depressed when you wore these. 142 00:07:27,602 --> 00:07:30,872 How great! We have to! 143 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:34,242 These are hilarious. 144 00:07:34,277 --> 00:07:36,979 Ah... Whoa! 145 00:07:37,013 --> 00:07:38,881 They're so saggy. 146 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,750 They're not, actually, they're roomy. 147 00:07:40,784 --> 00:07:42,452 Ashby... 148 00:07:44,588 --> 00:07:47,890 Where'd you get these? 149 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:50,159 I was dating this guy for a while. He didn't like those. 150 00:07:50,194 --> 00:07:52,695 He's an idiot. These are hilarious. 151 00:07:52,729 --> 00:07:54,463 Hee-hee-hee! 152 00:07:54,497 --> 00:07:58,200 Fifty cents, fifty cents, fifty cents. 153 00:07:58,234 --> 00:08:01,937 Fifty cents... All right. 154 00:08:01,971 --> 00:08:03,638 That's $4. 155 00:08:03,673 --> 00:08:05,240 In cash or trade? 156 00:08:05,274 --> 00:08:07,075 If you want to do cash, it comes out to... 157 00:08:07,109 --> 00:08:09,778 $1.65. Which would you rather do? 158 00:08:09,812 --> 00:08:12,748 Um, I will do the cash. 159 00:08:12,782 --> 00:08:14,616 - Cash? - Yeah. 160 00:08:14,651 --> 00:08:17,720 All right, well, you have to clean all this up. 161 00:08:39,757 --> 00:08:42,558 - Lance? - Yeah? 162 00:08:42,593 --> 00:08:44,961 Okay, well, I was just on Facebook, 163 00:08:44,995 --> 00:08:49,132 and I can't say I'm in a relationship with you if you're not even on there. 164 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:50,734 You don't even have a profile. 165 00:08:50,768 --> 00:08:52,302 Who doesn't know we're together? 166 00:08:52,336 --> 00:08:54,037 Sid and Amy don't know we're together. 167 00:08:54,071 --> 00:08:56,740 Tim, Dr. Grossman, my dentist. 168 00:08:56,775 --> 00:08:58,709 I feel like I made you up or something. 169 00:08:58,744 --> 00:09:01,045 Nina... 170 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,715 Will you please join? Please? 171 00:09:06,953 --> 00:09:10,087 That smile... All right. 172 00:09:10,122 --> 00:09:12,089 Let's get this over with. 173 00:09:12,124 --> 00:09:14,591 Okay, so Lance, I'm setting up your profile. 174 00:09:14,626 --> 00:09:18,061 Ooh, philosophy. What's your philosophy of life? 175 00:09:18,095 --> 00:09:20,630 What do you think it is? 176 00:09:20,664 --> 00:09:25,234 When life presents obstacles, I skip over them and jump as high as I can. 177 00:09:25,269 --> 00:09:27,336 For it is when we jump 178 00:09:27,371 --> 00:09:32,109 that we can see the rays of the sunshine. 179 00:09:32,143 --> 00:09:33,844 I would never write that. 180 00:09:33,879 --> 00:09:35,547 Okay, we're gonna upload a photo. 181 00:09:35,581 --> 00:09:37,115 Uh-uh. I don't like getting my picture taken. 182 00:09:37,149 --> 00:09:39,951 Why don't we do a photo shoot? 183 00:09:48,895 --> 00:09:50,762 Nina, I'm going to the bathroom! 184 00:09:50,797 --> 00:09:53,232 You have like 400 friends because of me, 185 00:09:53,266 --> 00:09:54,934 and you need to show me that you love me. 186 00:09:54,968 --> 00:09:57,602 - I do love you. - Will you put that on the Facebook page? 187 00:09:57,637 --> 00:09:59,270 No! No, I will not! 188 00:09:59,305 --> 00:10:01,306 Get out! Get out! 189 00:10:04,143 --> 00:10:07,879 Okay, Lance, I just put up a picture of myself. 190 00:10:07,913 --> 00:10:10,081 You should write a comment. 191 00:10:10,115 --> 00:10:12,983 - You look great. - On the picture. 192 00:10:13,018 --> 00:10:15,319 Okay, I'll do it. 193 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:18,288 Hey, that is 194 00:10:18,323 --> 00:10:21,725 hot-t-t-t-t-t-t-t! 195 00:10:21,759 --> 00:10:26,630 I thought you were one of those 196 00:10:26,664 --> 00:10:28,599 Brazilian chix. 197 00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:30,567 Make a man blush! 198 00:10:39,043 --> 00:10:41,945 Wha-- Ohh! Ah, Nina! 199 00:10:55,159 --> 00:10:56,860 Nina! 200 00:11:05,336 --> 00:11:09,072 - Nina! - Lance, you posted on my wall. 201 00:11:09,107 --> 00:11:12,209 New profile pic. Thank you. 202 00:11:12,244 --> 00:11:15,880 Nina! Nina! 203 00:11:23,590 --> 00:11:24,990 Oh, babe, I read in the Willamette Week 204 00:11:25,025 --> 00:11:27,126 that Huey Lewis and the News is coming to town. 205 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,795 - We gotta go. - Yeah? 206 00:11:29,829 --> 00:11:32,197 - We gotta do it. - Yeah. 207 00:11:32,231 --> 00:11:34,065 I love live music. 208 00:11:34,099 --> 00:11:36,968 - I love to watch you dance. - Mmm... 209 00:11:50,415 --> 00:11:53,083 Look at that thing. 210 00:11:55,319 --> 00:11:57,254 Hey, old man... 211 00:11:57,288 --> 00:11:59,790 Are you, are you lost? 212 00:11:59,824 --> 00:12:02,592 We're looking for this tapas place. 213 00:12:02,627 --> 00:12:04,728 - Oh, the tapas place. - The new tapas place. 214 00:12:04,763 --> 00:12:08,899 That's going to be down off of Belmont and 30th. 215 00:12:08,933 --> 00:12:11,835 Belmont...? 216 00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:15,773 Lance one, we got, it's gonna be a right on Belmont, I believe we have to go. 217 00:12:17,209 --> 00:12:19,210 What are you drinking? 218 00:12:19,244 --> 00:12:21,779 A little ice tea. How are you guys doing there? 219 00:12:21,813 --> 00:12:25,349 Ha, Ice tea? What are you guys listening to classical music? 220 00:12:25,384 --> 00:12:28,019 Yeah, we're pretty wild, you know, we're just unpredictable and... 221 00:12:28,053 --> 00:12:32,089 Ha, ha, yeah, we're kind of, you know... 222 00:12:32,124 --> 00:12:34,125 We're pretty free. 223 00:12:34,159 --> 00:12:36,160 We're very free... yeah. 224 00:12:36,195 --> 00:12:37,795 - Nice. - That's great! 225 00:12:37,830 --> 00:12:39,063 Good for you! 226 00:12:39,098 --> 00:12:43,168 - Peter, it's not working! - Right on. 227 00:12:43,202 --> 00:12:46,470 Got a couple of nice hogs, you know, a couple of choppers. 228 00:12:46,505 --> 00:12:48,272 Okay. 229 00:12:48,307 --> 00:12:50,241 Got a good old three-wheeler. 230 00:12:50,275 --> 00:12:52,310 She's got a good old one- wheeler. 231 00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:54,078 Hon, this isn't working. 232 00:12:54,112 --> 00:12:56,380 Do they need help? Do you need help? 233 00:12:56,414 --> 00:12:58,415 Nah, we're good, we're fine. Why would we need help? 234 00:12:58,449 --> 00:13:00,049 - Do you need help? - Peter! 235 00:13:00,084 --> 00:13:02,218 - Honey, call triple A. - You want triple A? 236 00:13:02,252 --> 00:13:03,753 Ahh! 237 00:13:03,787 --> 00:13:06,088 - Oh my God... - Easy does it. 238 00:13:06,123 --> 00:13:08,357 My old lady. 239 00:13:08,392 --> 00:13:10,994 Why are you guys just sitting on your porch? 240 00:13:11,028 --> 00:13:13,130 Might be kind of 241 00:13:13,164 --> 00:13:15,733 wild to see something else go on. 242 00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:17,334 A little making out action. 243 00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:19,370 We do this everywhere... 244 00:13:28,881 --> 00:13:31,282 Peter! 245 00:13:31,316 --> 00:13:33,083 Are they trying to pick us up? 246 00:13:33,118 --> 00:13:34,885 I think so. 247 00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:36,553 Peter! Peter! 248 00:13:36,587 --> 00:13:38,421 Kiss me! 249 00:13:38,456 --> 00:13:40,824 Look at this. 250 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:47,631 ♪ I'll take you there ♪ 251 00:13:47,665 --> 00:13:51,101 Hey, friend... Would you two like to 252 00:13:51,135 --> 00:13:53,203 come in for some Pinot Gris? 253 00:13:53,238 --> 00:13:54,871 - Yeah! - Yeah! 254 00:13:54,906 --> 00:13:56,540 We're spontaneous, we'll do anything. 255 00:13:56,575 --> 00:13:57,908 They are cute. 256 00:14:05,038 --> 00:14:08,007 - Where are you going? - I have that work dinner tonight. 257 00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:10,243 I thought we were gonna watch movies tonight. 258 00:14:10,277 --> 00:14:12,812 Sweetie, I told you about it last week. I'm taking clients to Toro Bravo. 259 00:14:12,846 --> 00:14:16,148 Ah, alright. I'll just hang out and do whatever then. 260 00:14:16,183 --> 00:14:19,151 You know what, please, this time, don't just watch 261 00:14:19,185 --> 00:14:21,987 a bunch of YouTube videos and then fall asleep 262 00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:24,155 with your clothes on and all the lights on in the house. 263 00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:26,624 Doug... That's it. 264 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,993 - I'm calling a sitter. - Aw, come on! 265 00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:35,532 - Hi. - Hi. 266 00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:37,468 - You must be from the service. - I am. 267 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,537 - Great, come on in. Thank you for coming so last minute. - Quite all right. 268 00:14:40,571 --> 00:14:43,873 Doug's gonna want to drink beer tonight. I would really prefer if he didn't have more than two. 269 00:14:43,907 --> 00:14:46,542 All right. Is he allowed to have a snack with his beer? 270 00:14:46,577 --> 00:14:48,411 He is, but make sure he eats something healthy, 271 00:14:48,445 --> 00:14:50,413 because when I'm not here he just wants to eat cereal all night. 272 00:14:50,447 --> 00:14:52,648 Ah, right, yeah. 273 00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:56,385 - And uh-- Oh, here is Doug. - Hi. 274 00:14:56,419 --> 00:14:58,154 He's allowed to watch TV. 275 00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:00,556 He loves reality shows about logging or fishing, 276 00:15:00,591 --> 00:15:03,459 but if he starts just staring at the On Demand screen, 277 00:15:03,493 --> 00:15:05,928 - that's when it's time to turn it off. - Okay. 278 00:15:05,963 --> 00:15:09,566 'Cause what that leads to is him on IMDb and he does a lot of user comments 279 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,567 for movies that have not come out yet. 280 00:15:11,602 --> 00:15:13,569 And then it's just downhill from there. 281 00:15:13,604 --> 00:15:15,471 So that's what we want to try to avoid. 282 00:15:15,506 --> 00:15:17,840 But, you know what, make yourself at home. I should be home around midnight. 283 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,843 - I'd like him to go down around 11:30. - Got it. 284 00:15:20,877 --> 00:15:22,845 - Okay, great. - My name is Doug. 285 00:15:22,879 --> 00:15:26,015 - I'm Ellen, I'll be helping you out tonight. - Okay. 286 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,884 Okay. I have to go. 287 00:15:27,918 --> 00:15:31,255 Bye, sweetie. Love you. All right, bye, guys. Have fun! 288 00:15:31,289 --> 00:15:34,457 - Bye. We will. - I don't need that much guidance. 289 00:15:34,492 --> 00:15:38,128 If you want, you can camp out on the couch. I'll do my thing. You can do your thing-- 290 00:15:38,162 --> 00:15:40,530 But I'm here to help you do your thing. 291 00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:43,866 The whole thing about the beers. I'm allowed to have more than four. 292 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:48,070 Well, let's see how you do with one and then maybe another, okay? 293 00:15:58,181 --> 00:16:01,718 Okay, Buddy Rich. Drum solo's over. 294 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,387 Well, I own this house. I own these drums. 295 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,590 I should be able to play what I want to play. 296 00:16:06,624 --> 00:16:09,459 - Do I have to take the drum sticks? - No you don't. 297 00:16:09,494 --> 00:16:11,962 Imagine me on stage... 298 00:16:11,997 --> 00:16:13,898 With a huge crowd. 299 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,834 Mm-hmm, great. Get ready to do autographs, come on. 300 00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:20,304 Front row! 301 00:16:20,338 --> 00:16:22,840 Are you in the front row? Are you in the front row? 302 00:16:22,874 --> 00:16:24,908 Did you get front row seats? 303 00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,510 Thank you! 304 00:16:26,544 --> 00:16:29,213 Thank you! 305 00:16:29,247 --> 00:16:31,415 You're welcome. 306 00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:40,658 - What's this? - What's this? 307 00:16:40,692 --> 00:16:43,961 I'm an outlaw and the government has my family, 308 00:16:43,995 --> 00:16:46,631 - so I have to kill another outlaw. - No you won't. 309 00:16:46,665 --> 00:16:49,033 I want you to start putting your PJ's on right now. 310 00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:51,602 Turn off the television. Come on, we're gonna hit the hay, mister. 311 00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:54,972 Now I'm dead. Now they killed me. I've got to start at the beginning of this mission again. 312 00:16:55,007 --> 00:16:57,074 Your family will still be in trouble tomorrow, 313 00:16:57,109 --> 00:16:59,209 - I promise. - God! 314 00:16:59,244 --> 00:17:02,312 I'll have to start at the beginning of the mission tomorrow. 315 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,520 Yes? 316 00:17:09,554 --> 00:17:12,089 Do you have your PJ's on? Did you brush your teeth? 317 00:17:12,124 --> 00:17:13,524 No! 318 00:17:13,558 --> 00:17:15,927 I don't know if I can share this yummy 319 00:17:15,961 --> 00:17:18,830 - Red Ale Beer with you then. - What do you mean? 320 00:17:18,864 --> 00:17:22,267 - See? - Oh, you do have beer. 321 00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:25,103 I sure do. So... 322 00:17:25,138 --> 00:17:26,939 So, how cool are you? Have you have any ink? 323 00:17:26,973 --> 00:17:30,442 Do I have any ink? No, I've never gotten any ink. 324 00:17:30,477 --> 00:17:32,178 I do. You have a tat-- 325 00:17:32,212 --> 00:17:33,880 - Wanna see it? - Yeah. 326 00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:35,615 You gonna be good for the rest of the night? 327 00:17:35,649 --> 00:17:37,383 - Yes, I promise. - All right then. 328 00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:40,253 Whoa! Academy Award! 329 00:17:40,287 --> 00:17:43,323 - Yeah, and I deserve it. - That's amazing! 330 00:17:43,357 --> 00:17:45,625 Cheers! To your tattoo. 331 00:17:45,659 --> 00:17:47,360 To your future tattoo! Drink up! 332 00:17:47,394 --> 00:17:49,897 - All right. - I won't tell Claire. 333 00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:53,500 I bet that's exactly the time they decided they're going to have a tunnel. 334 00:17:53,534 --> 00:17:55,935 They're not building a damn tunnel 335 00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:59,039 - to anywhere. - I know. 336 00:17:59,073 --> 00:18:01,174 Especially if it doesn't have an opening in the end. 337 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:04,277 No... and then, yeah. I mean... 338 00:18:04,311 --> 00:18:07,880 - Oh, okay. - Typical. 339 00:18:07,914 --> 00:18:09,948 All righty, shh... Now, come on. 340 00:18:11,651 --> 00:18:13,785 That's a good boy. 341 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,691 Ellen? 342 00:18:18,726 --> 00:18:21,161 - Ellen? - Oh... 343 00:18:21,196 --> 00:18:23,197 - I'm sorry I'm late. - It's okay. 344 00:18:23,231 --> 00:18:25,566 What time did he go down? 345 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,636 About 11:30-ish. 346 00:18:28,671 --> 00:18:31,674 Oh great, that's my guy. Okay. Well, thank you so much. 347 00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:33,976 - Let's get you all squared away. - Okay. 348 00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:37,413 - Thank you. We'll see you again. - Night! 349 00:18:37,447 --> 00:18:39,782 Okay, goodnight. 350 00:18:39,816 --> 00:18:43,186 Oh, my God. What is up with this beer? 351 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,188 - Cheers! - Cheers! 352 00:18:54,222 --> 00:18:57,124 - Yes, this is great, you guys. - New friends. 353 00:18:57,159 --> 00:18:59,326 To the open road, going crazy. 354 00:18:59,361 --> 00:19:01,495 - Experiencing life. - Adventure. 355 00:19:01,529 --> 00:19:04,831 Adventure and pushing everyone off the road, and to hell with them. 356 00:19:04,865 --> 00:19:07,067 How long have you guys been riding them hogs? 357 00:19:07,101 --> 00:19:09,136 Oh, just a couple of hours, you know. 358 00:19:09,171 --> 00:19:11,204 Let's throw caution to the wind. 359 00:19:11,239 --> 00:19:13,174 Throw some pillows around. 360 00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:15,443 You're going on a hike. 361 00:19:15,478 --> 00:19:17,846 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Ma'am! 362 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,481 - What? - Really, my wife is right there. 363 00:19:20,516 --> 00:19:23,351 - And that's your husband. - Well... Yeah! 364 00:19:23,385 --> 00:19:24,719 - Well, what? - What's the problem? 365 00:19:24,753 --> 00:19:28,222 - We thought you recognized us. - From where? 366 00:19:28,257 --> 00:19:29,723 We were on Real Sex Nine. 367 00:19:29,758 --> 00:19:31,192 We don't know what that is. 368 00:19:31,226 --> 00:19:33,627 It's a sex show, we were teaching a class 369 00:19:33,662 --> 00:19:35,696 on tantric sex and wife swapping. 370 00:19:35,731 --> 00:19:38,466 - Yeah... - No, we're... 371 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,235 We're fused. 372 00:19:40,269 --> 00:19:43,138 To be fair, it was a long time ago. When was that? 373 00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:45,106 We shot it right before 9/11, babe. 374 00:19:45,141 --> 00:19:47,809 That's right. Oh, I forgot that. 375 00:19:47,844 --> 00:19:49,611 Do you guys remember that? 376 00:19:49,645 --> 00:19:53,348 Oh, of course, yeah. 377 00:19:53,383 --> 00:19:57,552 You know, I was living up in Seattle at the time, and I got a call from my sister. 378 00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,821 And I watched that first tower go down, 379 00:19:59,855 --> 00:20:02,657 and I just-- remember, neighbors would gather, you would call everyone. 380 00:20:02,691 --> 00:20:07,060 All the lines were busy. Peter, where were you, honey? 381 00:20:07,959 --> 00:20:09,263 I was... 382 00:20:09,298 --> 00:20:11,466 Trying to think? 383 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,634 Where was I? I was in... 384 00:20:13,668 --> 00:20:16,570 I want to say... New York. 385 00:20:16,605 --> 00:20:18,405 Oh, really? 386 00:20:18,439 --> 00:20:20,474 No, L.A., L.A. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. 387 00:20:20,508 --> 00:20:22,542 That would be a different thing. 388 00:20:22,577 --> 00:20:24,811 I was in L.A. 389 00:20:24,846 --> 00:20:28,848 My high school teacher was saying, "hey, you guys gotta get your shorts on." 390 00:20:28,882 --> 00:20:30,583 Uh, Honey, you were in your 30s in 2001. 391 00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:33,486 - Oh, it was 2001? - I'll never forget. 392 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,287 And it was... 393 00:20:41,394 --> 00:20:43,295 Was it September of that year? 394 00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:45,931 It was pretty much covered by every major news source 395 00:20:45,966 --> 00:20:48,334 around the world as well as people filming-- 396 00:20:48,368 --> 00:20:50,470 No. I remember, come on. 397 00:20:50,504 --> 00:20:52,272 September 11th. 398 00:20:52,306 --> 00:20:54,707 Every person, we were all bonded. 399 00:20:54,741 --> 00:20:57,443 And I had... I was... 400 00:20:57,477 --> 00:21:00,346 And how many planes was it? Thirty three? 401 00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:02,615 No, there were, uh, four planes. 402 00:21:02,649 --> 00:21:04,383 You guys all remember where you were? 403 00:21:04,418 --> 00:21:05,918 Yeah, take a sip of wine. 404 00:21:05,952 --> 00:21:10,322 - Just relax a little bit. - Bet he's tense. 405 00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,757 - Is he tense? - Yeah, he definitely is tense. 406 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:17,262 My doctor says I have the softest muscles ever. I'm so proud of that. 407 00:21:17,296 --> 00:21:19,864 - Let it go. - Let's just forget that you forgot. 408 00:21:19,898 --> 00:21:21,900 Who cares? 409 00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:23,901 You remember where you were on 9/11, right? 410 00:21:23,935 --> 00:21:27,238 - I remember exactly where I was. - Yeah, I do to. 411 00:21:27,272 --> 00:21:30,608 Let's do this. Let's get his memory jogged. 412 00:21:30,642 --> 00:21:31,975 Keep drinking. 413 00:21:33,945 --> 00:21:36,113 Ah, I got it. I remember. 414 00:21:36,147 --> 00:21:38,348 I was in Santa Barbara at a Circuit City 415 00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:40,584 and I remember I went in early 416 00:21:40,618 --> 00:21:43,821 - and all the TVs had it on the news. - That's great. 417 00:21:43,855 --> 00:21:48,193 I went in to get a CD player, and they were expensive, 400 bucks back then. 418 00:21:48,227 --> 00:21:51,296 And we don't even buy CD players anymore. 419 00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:53,599 - It was an Onkyo. - Oh. 420 00:21:58,372 --> 00:22:00,940 Do you notice something new about me? Take a close look. 421 00:22:00,974 --> 00:22:03,910 My allergies are gone. 422 00:22:03,944 --> 00:22:06,846 You know what? Your face does look smaller. 423 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,781 There you go. Fresh batch. 424 00:22:08,815 --> 00:22:10,982 Thank you for making ice tea. You're my guy. 425 00:22:11,017 --> 00:22:13,818 I am your guy. 426 00:22:13,853 --> 00:22:17,228 - Do you like my new lotion? - Yeah, what is it? 427 00:22:17,339 --> 00:22:19,011 Cinnamon. 428 00:22:19,753 --> 00:22:29,000 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com