1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:02,630 Hey, I'm Marcus Harris! 2 00:00:02,664 --> 00:00:04,664 I'm Madeleine Harr-- [Horn blasting] 3 00:00:04,698 --> 00:00:07,527 Sorry about that. I'm Marcus Harris. 4 00:00:07,562 --> 00:00:12,104 I'm Madeleine Harris. We're here to tell you, Portland, about all the new recycling bins. 5 00:00:12,138 --> 00:00:13,875 - And guess what? - We're twins! 6 00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:15,677 You should say "We're twins" together. 7 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:17,881 Sorry. I know. You're right. Sorry about that. 8 00:00:17,916 --> 00:00:20,016 Guess what? [Together] We're twins. 9 00:00:20,050 --> 00:00:21,923 [Honking horns] 10 00:00:24,427 --> 00:00:27,696 Five years ago we went green. This year we're going greener. 11 00:00:27,730 --> 00:00:29,199 Now there's a bin for everything. 12 00:00:29,233 --> 00:00:30,366 [Together] For card board and newspaper. 13 00:00:30,401 --> 00:00:32,101 The blue bin. 14 00:00:32,136 --> 00:00:33,538 Plastic and aluminum. Black. 15 00:00:33,573 --> 00:00:35,507 - Yard waste. - Yeller. 16 00:00:35,541 --> 00:00:37,244 Is that how you say it? 17 00:00:37,279 --> 00:00:39,179 - Yeller. - Oh... 18 00:00:39,214 --> 00:00:41,382 - What do you say? - Yellow. 19 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,249 [Together] Coffee cup sleeves. Orange. 20 00:00:43,284 --> 00:00:45,452 [Together] Stir stick -- Brown. 21 00:00:45,486 --> 00:00:47,453 [Together] Cups -- Periwinkle. 22 00:00:47,487 --> 00:00:49,188 [Together] Lid -- fuchsia. 23 00:00:49,222 --> 00:00:51,056 Oh wait. 24 00:00:51,091 --> 00:00:54,431 - There's lip stick on it, see? - Oh. 25 00:00:54,466 --> 00:00:56,300 [Together] Lip stick lids, rose. 26 00:00:56,334 --> 00:00:58,402 [Together] We did it. What...? 27 00:00:58,437 --> 00:01:00,674 - Broken umbrellas. - And broken hearts. 28 00:01:00,708 --> 00:01:03,244 [Together] Canary. 29 00:01:03,278 --> 00:01:05,246 Hey! Why did you get these from my room? 30 00:01:05,281 --> 00:01:07,249 I have a sign up front that says boys only. 31 00:01:07,283 --> 00:01:09,252 You're holding on to a lot of things. 32 00:01:09,287 --> 00:01:10,755 Yay! I found it. 33 00:01:10,789 --> 00:01:12,658 [Together] Lotion -- chartreuse. 34 00:01:14,594 --> 00:01:17,030 Are you done? 35 00:01:17,064 --> 00:01:19,366 Lotion bottle -- green. 36 00:01:19,401 --> 00:01:21,136 - Finger nails. - And egg shells. 37 00:01:21,170 --> 00:01:23,439 - Cobalt. - I feel bad losing these 38 00:01:23,473 --> 00:01:25,809 - finger nails. - I don't, they're gross. 39 00:01:25,843 --> 00:01:29,014 - I know, but we don't know. - We know. 40 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:31,517 - Could be worth something. - Like what? 41 00:01:31,551 --> 00:01:33,586 Well, if we had, you know, Einstein's finger nails 42 00:01:33,621 --> 00:01:35,322 I'm sure they'd sell for a lot. 43 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:36,958 Is that who's fingernails that is? 44 00:01:36,992 --> 00:01:38,527 - No. - It's yours, right? 45 00:01:38,562 --> 00:01:39,796 - Yes. - Are you Einstein? 46 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:41,064 - I am not. - Then they're worthless. 47 00:01:41,098 --> 00:01:43,467 Once it's all sorted, 48 00:01:43,502 --> 00:01:46,103 everything is recycled into one of three categories. 49 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,479 Clean air, Fresh water, 50 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:55,881 or good vibes. 51 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:58,416 The other 97% of the trash is dumped 52 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,485 into the ocean. 53 00:02:00,519 --> 00:02:02,720 What is this, the Atlantic? 54 00:02:04,356 --> 00:02:09,160 [♪] 55 00:02:38,953 --> 00:02:42,371 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 56 00:02:42,866 --> 00:02:45,134 Hello, everyone. 57 00:02:45,168 --> 00:02:47,269 - Can you believe it? - We did it. 58 00:02:47,303 --> 00:02:50,205 - In 10 years. Women & Women first. - A decade. 59 00:02:50,239 --> 00:02:53,509 And look at this turnout. 60 00:02:56,746 --> 00:03:00,450 Goes all the way back, three peop-- three rows. 61 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,552 Three rows deep. 62 00:03:02,587 --> 00:03:05,689 [Guitar playing] 63 00:03:05,724 --> 00:03:08,125 When we started 10 years ago... 64 00:03:08,159 --> 00:03:09,894 [Guitar playing] 65 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:12,597 We had a dream and, I mean, it was the two of us. 66 00:03:12,632 --> 00:03:14,633 I mean, there's Barbara of course. 67 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:16,502 But she's not here today. 68 00:03:16,536 --> 00:03:18,637 And, you know, Barbara went on 69 00:03:18,672 --> 00:03:21,641 to other things and she made a whole lot of money, but you know something? 70 00:03:21,675 --> 00:03:24,344 We have each other. Right? 71 00:03:24,379 --> 00:03:28,382 And we're here. We're actually here. 72 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,386 And we will stay here. 73 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:34,856 For another ten years? 74 00:03:34,891 --> 00:03:37,493 For 500 years. For 1,000 years. 75 00:03:37,527 --> 00:03:39,561 We're looking in the future 1,000 years. 76 00:03:39,596 --> 00:03:42,765 - Okay? - And... 77 00:03:42,799 --> 00:03:44,633 hopefully, in 1,000 years, 78 00:03:44,668 --> 00:03:48,738 the real estate taxes won't be this high, the property taxes... 79 00:03:48,772 --> 00:03:51,340 They go up these days... 80 00:03:51,375 --> 00:03:55,578 Because I can't really handle that kind of a fee anymore. 81 00:03:55,612 --> 00:03:58,548 [Guitar playing] 82 00:04:04,521 --> 00:04:08,891 Without further ado, we've provided some music on us, 83 00:04:08,926 --> 00:04:11,527 and please welcome, Angel and Sunny. 84 00:04:17,702 --> 00:04:20,637 ♪ Baby, call me angel, gonna spread my wings ♪ 85 00:04:20,672 --> 00:04:22,573 ♪ Out wide -- you ready? ♪ 86 00:04:24,610 --> 00:04:27,645 ♪ Baby, come and love me, lord ♪ 87 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,882 ♪ It keeps me satisfied ♪ 88 00:04:33,752 --> 00:04:35,587 Oh, my... 89 00:04:35,621 --> 00:04:37,856 That's Barbara. 90 00:04:37,890 --> 00:04:39,791 What the hell is she doing here? 91 00:04:39,826 --> 00:04:42,561 I'm sorry. I thought it might be a good idea to invite her. 92 00:04:42,595 --> 00:04:45,564 Look at her. Must be her boyfriend. 93 00:04:45,598 --> 00:04:47,833 I am so mad right now -- I really feel like 94 00:04:47,868 --> 00:04:50,436 taking two of the guitar strings from that guitar player 95 00:04:50,470 --> 00:04:53,204 and whipping everyone in the face; every person in this room. 96 00:04:53,239 --> 00:04:57,609 And then, I want to take all these books and pile them on top of Angel's hair. 97 00:04:57,643 --> 00:04:59,744 And make her walk around in the balancing act. 98 00:04:59,778 --> 00:05:01,680 [Guitar playing] 99 00:05:01,714 --> 00:05:04,550 No music anymore? 100 00:05:04,584 --> 00:05:08,587 [♪] 101 00:05:12,658 --> 00:05:15,059 - It's so nice out. - It's a great day. 102 00:05:15,093 --> 00:05:17,795 - Little hike? - I think we're on to something. 103 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:20,197 Maybe Forest Park. I say, let's do it. 104 00:05:20,232 --> 00:05:21,899 Yeah, let's go. I'd love to. 105 00:05:21,933 --> 00:05:23,434 Do we have all the gear, do you think? 106 00:05:23,468 --> 00:05:24,901 Yeah, I've got my hiking shorts. 107 00:05:24,936 --> 00:05:26,970 Yeah, I think I have everything. 108 00:05:27,004 --> 00:05:29,572 - Yeah. - Let's get the gear! 109 00:05:29,606 --> 00:05:30,873 All right, Dave, lets hike! 110 00:05:30,908 --> 00:05:32,441 That's pretty good right? 111 00:05:32,476 --> 00:05:34,643 - Yeah, it's great. - What if it rains? 112 00:05:34,678 --> 00:05:36,745 You're right, let's get the rain gear. 113 00:05:36,779 --> 00:05:38,680 You know what is amazing this time of year? The ferns and the lichens. 114 00:05:38,715 --> 00:05:40,049 - Nice colors out there. - You know what? 115 00:05:40,083 --> 00:05:41,984 I'm gonna get thirsty out there. 116 00:05:42,018 --> 00:05:43,652 It's like a safety thing, we need water. 117 00:05:43,687 --> 00:05:45,020 - Let's get the gear! - Get it! 118 00:05:45,055 --> 00:05:47,523 You know what...? 119 00:05:49,793 --> 00:05:52,629 Darn it. 120 00:05:52,663 --> 00:05:55,665 - Hook it on, babe. - Darn it. 121 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,968 Go ahead and hook it on. 122 00:05:58,002 --> 00:06:00,938 Darn it. 123 00:06:00,972 --> 00:06:04,375 Darn it. 124 00:06:04,410 --> 00:06:06,545 I don't know if people are going to see us though, that's the thing. 125 00:06:06,579 --> 00:06:08,948 I'm worried about hunters. I mean, am I being crazy? 126 00:06:08,982 --> 00:06:10,883 No, you're right. We need to be visible. 127 00:06:10,917 --> 00:06:12,284 - Yeah. - We need our visibility gear. 128 00:06:12,318 --> 00:06:13,752 - Yeah. - Let's get it! 129 00:06:13,786 --> 00:06:15,087 What do you think? 130 00:06:15,121 --> 00:06:16,955 You know what? You really pop. 131 00:06:16,990 --> 00:06:19,525 I want to go. Like, I'm all set. I just feel like... 132 00:06:19,559 --> 00:06:23,795 whenever I look out at the horizon, it's always, like... 133 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:25,364 - I know. - You know what I mean? 134 00:06:25,398 --> 00:06:27,766 - I know, why don't you get a hat? - A what? 135 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,034 It's a hat. It's like a circle with a half circle coming off it. 136 00:06:30,069 --> 00:06:33,004 - We need that. - Dave, I'm looking up GPS for us. 137 00:06:33,039 --> 00:06:35,807 - How much is that one? - That one is 5,500. 138 00:06:35,841 --> 00:06:37,776 - Yee... - Or there's a used one 139 00:06:37,811 --> 00:06:40,379 of it for 5,300. 140 00:06:40,413 --> 00:06:41,947 Get the new one I guess. 141 00:06:41,981 --> 00:06:43,882 I want the top grade GPS. 142 00:06:43,917 --> 00:06:46,352 - Yeah. - We're going pretty wood deep here. 143 00:06:46,386 --> 00:06:48,354 - No reason to skimp. - We gotta get that gear. 144 00:06:48,388 --> 00:06:51,924 Go get the gear! Journals, a couple of laptops. 145 00:06:51,958 --> 00:06:54,093 - Okay, still have access. - One more? 146 00:06:54,127 --> 00:06:55,928 I think we're good! 147 00:06:55,963 --> 00:06:57,697 - Right! Let's get the gear! - Getting the gear! 148 00:06:57,731 --> 00:07:01,033 We're going to have plenty of light. 17 lumens for 30 hours. 149 00:07:01,068 --> 00:07:05,037 3.5 lumens. You never know with the lumens how many lumens you're going to need. 150 00:07:05,072 --> 00:07:07,007 It's more fun this way. 151 00:07:07,041 --> 00:07:09,509 You know, the one thing we don't have, damn it, is the energy bars. 152 00:07:09,543 --> 00:07:10,743 Oh, Dave, I can make those. 153 00:07:10,777 --> 00:07:12,845 Goji Berry. 154 00:07:12,879 --> 00:07:15,480 That looks amazing. I'm getting the gear. 155 00:07:15,515 --> 00:07:17,582 - Dave, get the gear! - Lots of gear. 156 00:07:17,617 --> 00:07:19,851 This is the right shoe. Okay, my last two toes don't separate. 157 00:07:19,886 --> 00:07:21,519 This reminds me of the story of Cinderella. 158 00:07:21,554 --> 00:07:23,121 Did I ever tell you that story? 159 00:07:23,155 --> 00:07:25,089 - Come on, let's get the gear! - Get the gear! 160 00:07:25,123 --> 00:07:26,990 Got the gear. Are you ready to do this? 161 00:07:27,025 --> 00:07:28,725 Uh, I think so. 162 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:31,061 [♪] 163 00:07:31,095 --> 00:07:33,230 So, how long till the sun goes down? 164 00:07:33,264 --> 00:07:35,132 I think, like, another 15 minutes. 165 00:07:35,166 --> 00:07:37,033 Ah, perfect. 166 00:07:45,741 --> 00:07:48,109 - Hi. - Hi, how are you doing? 167 00:07:48,144 --> 00:07:50,611 My husband and I are going to a Portland Timbers game tonight and... 168 00:07:50,646 --> 00:07:52,380 It's her first one. 169 00:07:52,415 --> 00:07:54,183 And we wanted to make a really 170 00:07:54,217 --> 00:07:56,385 big sign that we could hold up at the game 171 00:07:56,419 --> 00:07:58,988 so that everybody knows what big fans we are. 172 00:08:01,159 --> 00:08:05,095 Do-do-do... [Stuttering] 173 00:08:05,129 --> 00:08:08,031 Do you charge by the letter? 174 00:08:10,468 --> 00:08:13,069 Right, so, this is our sign here? 175 00:08:13,103 --> 00:08:17,073 Let's do, Go Timbers. We hope you win. 176 00:08:17,107 --> 00:08:19,775 Love Peter and Nance. 177 00:08:19,809 --> 00:08:22,378 And guess what? This is our first game. 178 00:08:22,412 --> 00:08:24,547 That's great. 179 00:08:24,581 --> 00:08:26,549 You're good at this. 180 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:28,784 So bring it all down. 181 00:08:28,819 --> 00:08:32,155 Did you ever think you'd see us on TV? 182 00:08:32,190 --> 00:08:35,792 Tick to the the right. Tick to the left. 183 00:08:35,826 --> 00:08:38,028 Tick to the the right. Tick to the left. 184 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,537 Okay, zoom out again. 185 00:08:47,572 --> 00:08:49,940 Zoom in to that "our." 186 00:08:49,974 --> 00:08:52,809 Zoom into the "our!" Sorry, I'm just... 187 00:08:52,843 --> 00:08:55,445 Okay, zoom in -- more more, more, 188 00:08:55,479 --> 00:08:58,215 All I want to see is green. Zoom in, in, in. 189 00:08:58,249 --> 00:09:00,617 Here we go, let's start over. 190 00:09:00,651 --> 00:09:02,452 Let's put a soccer ball in there. Do another smaller soccer ball underneath it. 191 00:09:02,486 --> 00:09:03,720 Now do another-- 192 00:09:03,754 --> 00:09:06,422 Can you do just a little smiley face? 193 00:09:06,456 --> 00:09:10,660 Now put stop sign, so the other team's, like, stop, you have no idea where you're going. 194 00:09:10,694 --> 00:09:14,264 I'd also like people to know that this is gonna be printed on recycled paper. 195 00:09:14,298 --> 00:09:16,399 Do you have a little recycle symbol? 196 00:09:16,434 --> 00:09:18,101 Now put, Byaaay! 197 00:09:18,135 --> 00:09:20,203 B-Y-A-A-A... 198 00:09:20,238 --> 00:09:21,638 Byaaay! 199 00:09:21,672 --> 00:09:23,406 Lot of people say yay! I always say byaaay. 200 00:09:23,441 --> 00:09:26,176 How are you holdin' up champ? 201 00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:28,311 Now, let's have the Champagne bottle. 202 00:09:28,346 --> 00:09:31,815 I would like to put in the blood/alcohol limit. So, what is that? A .08. 203 00:09:31,849 --> 00:09:35,285 Maybe a shout out to anybody that's pregnant. 204 00:09:35,319 --> 00:09:37,287 If you are pregnant. 205 00:09:37,321 --> 00:09:39,288 Celebrate with a soda. 206 00:09:39,323 --> 00:09:42,992 That's good. That looks good. Move that up. 207 00:09:43,027 --> 00:09:46,629 I like it, but it's just, it's not... 208 00:09:46,663 --> 00:09:48,631 Let's scrap the whole thing, erase it. 209 00:09:48,665 --> 00:09:50,566 - Let's do it again. - Put it in delete. 210 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,702 [Whistle blowing] 211 00:09:53,736 --> 00:09:56,371 [Crowd] And when I go, And when I go, 212 00:09:56,405 --> 00:09:58,506 make sure I'm wearing green and gold! 213 00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:00,508 Bury me in Timbers green, Whoa-oh, whoa-oh-- 214 00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:03,377 Shh! Wait. Wait wait. The TV camera's on us. 215 00:10:03,411 --> 00:10:05,278 And we made a sign. 216 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:07,681 We worked really hard on this. This is our cat. 217 00:10:07,716 --> 00:10:09,517 And he's playing soccer. 218 00:10:09,551 --> 00:10:11,453 And he's looking down at the game. 219 00:10:11,487 --> 00:10:13,588 And he's saying, please, please win. 220 00:10:13,623 --> 00:10:17,160 Meow, meow, meow. Please, please win. 221 00:10:17,194 --> 00:10:19,028 [Crowd] Meow, meow, meow. 222 00:10:19,063 --> 00:10:21,665 Please, please win. Meow, meow, meow. 223 00:10:21,699 --> 00:10:23,901 Please, please win. Meow, meow, meow. 224 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:30,574 [♪] 225 00:10:32,577 --> 00:10:34,244 I used to work with these ladies. 226 00:10:34,279 --> 00:10:37,414 Years and years ago. We started this place together. 227 00:10:37,448 --> 00:10:38,548 Barbara. 228 00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:41,451 Oh Toni, oh... 229 00:10:41,486 --> 00:10:43,287 How are you? 230 00:10:43,321 --> 00:10:45,256 - You look great! - You look great. 231 00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:47,759 We used to call her Toni Baloney because she ate baloney sandwiches 232 00:10:47,793 --> 00:10:49,627 for, like, a year straight. 233 00:10:49,661 --> 00:10:51,629 I like baloney too. 234 00:10:51,664 --> 00:10:54,800 Oh, and what does your, your boyfriend? What does he do? 235 00:10:54,834 --> 00:10:56,702 He's a basketball player. 236 00:10:56,736 --> 00:10:58,504 I'm a professional basketball player. 237 00:10:58,538 --> 00:11:00,673 Okay, sounds very violent. 238 00:11:00,707 --> 00:11:02,742 What are you looking around for? 239 00:11:02,776 --> 00:11:04,711 I was looking for Candy. 240 00:11:04,745 --> 00:11:06,946 Barbara, please. I just feel like that's a bad idea. 241 00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:09,582 She's just staring like, with daggers in her eyes. 242 00:11:09,616 --> 00:11:12,284 No, that's just the way her eyes are shaped. 243 00:11:12,318 --> 00:11:14,353 She might be a little bit angry. 244 00:11:14,387 --> 00:11:16,221 She has a little bit of a beef with you still. 245 00:11:16,255 --> 00:11:17,722 I can't hear you so good, Honey. 246 00:11:17,757 --> 00:11:19,891 She has a little bit of a beef with you still. 247 00:11:19,925 --> 00:11:21,759 About what? 248 00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:25,262 About the bed sweaters. You know, that was her thing. 249 00:11:25,297 --> 00:11:27,231 Look, it's a bed sweater. 250 00:11:27,266 --> 00:11:29,267 I love wearing my sweaters to bed. 251 00:11:29,301 --> 00:11:31,036 Wow, it's such a great idea. 252 00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:33,906 - But she didn't do nothing with it. - But she wore it. 253 00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:38,445 But I'm entrepreneurial. I'm inspired. 254 00:11:38,479 --> 00:11:42,216 I went and made them, and sold them and made a lot of money, 255 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:45,586 and then I even made night sweats for men, because at night he gets sweaty. 256 00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:48,021 - I do. - It's okay. 257 00:11:48,056 --> 00:11:49,957 Okay, what's feminist about a bed sweater? 258 00:11:49,991 --> 00:11:52,725 - Keeps you warm. - You know what keeps you warm? 259 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,894 A good book, an idea. 260 00:11:54,928 --> 00:11:56,763 Oh, I think, a good guy. 261 00:11:56,797 --> 00:11:59,598 - Well, I don't. - Ka...? 262 00:11:59,633 --> 00:12:02,534 Okay, I'm gonna go talk to-- I'm gonna talk to Candice. 263 00:12:02,569 --> 00:12:04,870 You go talk to her, and I'll be happy 264 00:12:04,904 --> 00:12:06,805 - to talk to her. - It was nice meeting you. 265 00:12:06,839 --> 00:12:08,908 Nice meeting you too. 266 00:12:08,942 --> 00:12:11,778 - Is she crazy or what? - A little bit. 267 00:12:11,812 --> 00:12:13,814 A little bit. 268 00:12:18,486 --> 00:12:19,920 - Candice! - Toni get out of here, 269 00:12:19,955 --> 00:12:21,889 - This is dangerous. - No, stop. 270 00:12:21,923 --> 00:12:23,424 Do not light a fire in our store. 271 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:26,428 - I can't take it anymore. - No, please, please! 272 00:12:26,462 --> 00:12:29,397 That looks like a man urinating. 273 00:12:29,432 --> 00:12:31,799 Yeah. 274 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,369 How'd you know I was gonna burn it down? 275 00:12:34,403 --> 00:12:37,907 Well... What were you going to do? 276 00:12:37,941 --> 00:12:39,809 I was going to burn it down. 277 00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:42,245 - Just this aisle. - Candice... 278 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:45,482 we have so much to look forward to, and if you burn this down, we have nothing. 279 00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:48,485 Please just go over to Barbara and just talk to her. 280 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:51,254 All you have to do is talk to her for a few minutes and then we're done. 281 00:12:51,288 --> 00:12:54,891 - Okay. - Also, that's crazy. 282 00:12:54,925 --> 00:12:58,661 - Yeah. I'm just mad. - Please! 283 00:12:58,696 --> 00:13:00,630 I'm not going to do it. 284 00:13:00,664 --> 00:13:04,634 I just want to dump out the rest of it so it's not in the canister. 285 00:13:07,944 --> 00:13:10,613 Hey, how are you guys? Thanks so much for coming. You guys ready to dance? 286 00:13:10,647 --> 00:13:12,814 [Clapping] 287 00:13:12,849 --> 00:13:15,317 Real quick. I gotta do some legal stuff. Just to get it out of the way. 288 00:13:15,351 --> 00:13:17,619 Does anyone here have any allergies? 289 00:13:17,654 --> 00:13:19,921 Allergies, the allergy monster. 290 00:13:19,956 --> 00:13:22,090 Sorry about that, I'm just gonna have to ask you to go. 291 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,593 It's and insurance situation, that, uh... 292 00:13:24,627 --> 00:13:27,729 Sorry, man... sorry. 293 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:31,500 I don't know if you guys have ever been sued before, but it's not a whole lot of fun. 294 00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:35,403 I only want to dance, and unfortunately, dance is 295 00:13:35,437 --> 00:13:38,806 80% movement, 10% lawsuits, 296 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,542 and the other 10% are dealing with said law suits. 297 00:13:41,576 --> 00:13:44,445 Okay, I want to tell you from experience, 298 00:13:44,479 --> 00:13:48,348 Charlie Brown is a copy righted property, 299 00:13:48,382 --> 00:13:52,085 even that shirt, the zigzag thing... 300 00:13:52,119 --> 00:13:54,287 Charles Schultz is an easy, happy guy. 301 00:13:54,322 --> 00:13:57,524 That company, that entity are very litigious. 302 00:13:57,559 --> 00:14:01,562 Choose your icons and logos wisely. 303 00:14:01,597 --> 00:14:04,198 Trust me on this one. Yeah. 304 00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:05,901 [Clapping] 305 00:14:05,935 --> 00:14:08,003 Did I teach you guys the dance move yet? 306 00:14:08,038 --> 00:14:11,006 No, uh, oh, wait till you see it. All right, um... 307 00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:14,476 Ready, and six, five, 308 00:14:14,511 --> 00:14:17,446 four, three, two, one! 309 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,281 Thank you so much for coming, you guys. 310 00:14:20,316 --> 00:14:22,450 Really, really great, you guys learned amazing. 311 00:14:22,485 --> 00:14:25,586 I got another class coming in. You were amazing. 312 00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:27,754 Don't forget to not sue. 313 00:14:27,789 --> 00:14:31,691 [♪] 314 00:14:36,731 --> 00:14:39,733 Oh, man, that window is filthy. 315 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,501 Michelle! 316 00:14:41,536 --> 00:14:43,236 The CSA thing came. 317 00:14:43,271 --> 00:14:45,305 - Oh, great! Oh my gosh. - Looks great. 318 00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:47,041 Look at these peppers. These are beautiful. 319 00:14:47,075 --> 00:14:49,644 Wow, a little note. 320 00:14:49,678 --> 00:14:53,014 You know what, I can't believe they deliver it. This is great. 321 00:14:53,048 --> 00:14:55,883 This is just, like, the way to go for summer vegetables. 322 00:14:55,918 --> 00:14:58,852 - God, I wish they did this for everything. - Aah! 323 00:14:58,887 --> 00:15:00,554 What is that? 324 00:15:00,588 --> 00:15:02,089 It's like a sculpture. 325 00:15:02,123 --> 00:15:05,025 What is that? I guess I have the answer. 326 00:15:05,059 --> 00:15:07,827 That is... a durian. 327 00:15:07,861 --> 00:15:09,729 A durian? 328 00:15:09,763 --> 00:15:11,630 A Malvaceae tree fruit. 329 00:15:11,665 --> 00:15:13,098 Can you crack it open? 330 00:15:13,132 --> 00:15:15,834 It's too hard. 331 00:15:15,868 --> 00:15:18,636 Well, I'm sure the people in the wilderness of the jungle don't think it's too hard. 332 00:15:18,671 --> 00:15:20,839 This is so hard on the outside. 333 00:15:20,873 --> 00:15:23,174 How did they know that this was a food? 334 00:15:23,209 --> 00:15:27,011 You know what; we gotta deal with this later. We have Bryce and Lisa for coffee. 335 00:15:27,046 --> 00:15:29,380 Oh right... Strawberries. 336 00:15:35,587 --> 00:15:38,489 - You know what I was just thinking about? - Hmm? 337 00:15:38,524 --> 00:15:40,158 I hate the idea of that fruit 338 00:15:40,192 --> 00:15:41,992 going to waste. 339 00:15:42,027 --> 00:15:44,328 You can go online and see how they do it in their native lands. 340 00:15:44,362 --> 00:15:46,330 Let's make it our goal tomorrow. 341 00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:48,865 Let's just, let's open it, but let's enjoy it. 342 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,534 - Yeah. - Okay. 343 00:15:50,568 --> 00:15:52,068 - All right. - All right. 344 00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:53,570 - Good night. - We sleeps. 345 00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,282 Coffee time. 346 00:16:05,316 --> 00:16:07,651 Honey, did you clean this window? 347 00:16:07,685 --> 00:16:09,720 No. Thank you. When would I have cleaned the window? 348 00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:11,988 I don't know, maybe after I went to sleep. 349 00:16:12,023 --> 00:16:15,693 - I didn't clean the window. - Okay. 350 00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:18,929 Um...I have an idea for breakfast. Why don't we do a fruit salad? 351 00:16:18,964 --> 00:16:21,632 - We can use the durian. - Great. 352 00:16:23,234 --> 00:16:26,337 - Aaah...! - Here we go. 353 00:16:26,371 --> 00:16:28,339 What do they do out in the jungle? 354 00:16:28,373 --> 00:16:29,607 Ow! 355 00:16:31,076 --> 00:16:33,678 Smells good, I mean, it's gonna be worth it. 356 00:16:33,712 --> 00:16:36,113 Yeah, and we want to use all the fruit, you know. 357 00:16:36,147 --> 00:16:40,016 - Oh, god. - That's not bad. I bet you that's gonna do it. 358 00:16:40,051 --> 00:16:42,853 Hold on, hold on. Sorry, Gods of the southeast. 359 00:16:42,887 --> 00:16:44,721 Pardon our ignorance. 360 00:16:44,756 --> 00:16:46,490 Great speech. 361 00:16:59,337 --> 00:17:02,473 [Mechanical whirring] 362 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,222 Michelle, did you re-arrange these by 363 00:17:17,256 --> 00:17:19,124 - color order, the books? - Uh, no. 364 00:17:19,158 --> 00:17:20,792 - I thought you did. - No. I didn't do it. 365 00:17:20,826 --> 00:17:22,360 - Come on, just take credit! - No. 366 00:17:22,394 --> 00:17:25,062 - They look great! - Oh, I think they look great. 367 00:17:25,097 --> 00:17:28,198 God, I wanna just crack open this thing! 368 00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:30,934 Let's throw it. I'm ready to just throw it. 369 00:17:30,969 --> 00:17:33,370 Okay! But we should do it like a TV show, like a drama. 370 00:17:33,404 --> 00:17:35,305 - Okay. - All right. 371 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:39,978 I want you and your stuff out of my house! 372 00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:44,016 You tell the senator I want him on the phone right now! 373 00:17:44,051 --> 00:17:45,985 I love you! 374 00:17:46,019 --> 00:17:48,021 Aaah! 375 00:17:48,055 --> 00:17:50,790 Hut, hut, hut! 376 00:17:50,824 --> 00:17:53,193 Whose horses are these? 377 00:17:56,029 --> 00:17:58,030 [Zapping] 378 00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:07,706 [Humming] 379 00:18:09,776 --> 00:18:13,078 [♪] 380 00:18:24,492 --> 00:18:26,994 Is this an earthquake? This is an earthquake. Yes. 381 00:18:27,028 --> 00:18:29,364 - We have to go down stairs. - Both of us? 382 00:18:29,398 --> 00:18:32,734 This is the big one. Are we supposed to get over something or under something? 383 00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:42,744 [Explosion] 384 00:18:48,718 --> 00:18:51,753 Is this normal for an earthquake? 385 00:18:51,787 --> 00:18:54,323 Oh look! The durian is waving at us. 386 00:18:54,357 --> 00:18:56,658 Bye. 387 00:18:56,693 --> 00:19:00,229 I never noticed the arm on it before. 388 00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:02,497 Yeah, he must have been tucking it behind his back. 389 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:05,100 Yeah... huh... 390 00:19:05,134 --> 00:19:07,702 Well, we still have our property. 391 00:19:07,737 --> 00:19:10,005 Yeah. Can't wait for the next CSA. 392 00:19:10,039 --> 00:19:11,873 Yeah. 393 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:25,865 Oh, She's alone; please go talk to her now. 394 00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:28,100 [Sighing] - Okay. - Thank you. 395 00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:33,539 - Barbara, how are you? - Candy. 396 00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:35,241 - How's everything going? - All right. 397 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,544 - How you doing? - Good, thank you for coming. 398 00:19:37,578 --> 00:19:39,713 Toni invited me, so I came. 399 00:19:39,747 --> 00:19:41,849 Thank you. We're doing pretty well for ourselves. 400 00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:43,618 She says you're mad at me. 401 00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:45,687 [Music stops] 402 00:19:45,721 --> 00:19:47,522 I'm a little angry. 403 00:19:47,556 --> 00:19:49,323 Do you remember you got that 404 00:19:49,358 --> 00:19:52,426 award for business woman of the year 405 00:19:52,461 --> 00:19:54,028 about eight years ago 406 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:56,331 - at the convention center? - Yeah. 407 00:19:56,365 --> 00:19:58,633 I just thought that maybe you'd thank me since I was part of-- 408 00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:00,735 I did thank you! 409 00:20:00,769 --> 00:20:03,370 I have to admit, I was the one who was wearing sweaters to bed-- 410 00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:05,038 But I'm more industrious, 411 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,874 so I thought "Oh, that's not a bad idea. 412 00:20:07,909 --> 00:20:09,477 Why don't I see if it works?" 413 00:20:09,511 --> 00:20:14,415 And it worked, and then I went into men's sweats. 414 00:20:14,449 --> 00:20:17,151 They're called night sweats for men. 415 00:20:17,186 --> 00:20:18,920 - Which you didn't wear. - You're right. 416 00:20:18,955 --> 00:20:22,391 It wasn't anything personal. 417 00:20:22,425 --> 00:20:24,460 - And you acknowledge that I was part of it. - Yeah! 418 00:20:24,495 --> 00:20:28,064 [♪] 419 00:20:28,099 --> 00:20:31,668 - Hi, how are you? - This is my man, LaMarcus. 420 00:20:31,702 --> 00:20:33,703 This is Candice, or Candy, Handy Candy. 421 00:20:33,738 --> 00:20:36,072 - Okay. - Welcome to Women & Women first. 422 00:20:36,107 --> 00:20:38,308 Well, take your pick. You get first pick. 423 00:20:38,342 --> 00:20:39,776 - This is for me? - Yeah. 424 00:20:39,810 --> 00:20:42,446 - This is great. Thank you. - You know what I'm gonna do? 425 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,381 - Yeah? - These are new 426 00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:48,685 and I'm gonna call them the Candice... 427 00:20:52,323 --> 00:20:54,690 Bed sweaters -- how's that? 428 00:20:54,725 --> 00:20:57,926 To make up for the speech I didn't say your name enough in. 429 00:20:57,961 --> 00:21:00,029 - I have an idea for a product. - What? 430 00:21:00,063 --> 00:21:03,064 I was thinking of, like an engineer's hat... 431 00:21:03,099 --> 00:21:04,866 - Uh-huh. - And on it, it says, 432 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:08,837 train going forward... and I'm the engineer. 433 00:21:10,505 --> 00:21:12,139 What else? 434 00:21:12,174 --> 00:21:14,575 - Why don't you go look at some books? - Okay. 435 00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:18,079 - It's nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 436 00:21:18,113 --> 00:21:20,047 - Well, you're too much. - I do miss you. 437 00:21:20,081 --> 00:21:22,317 I do want to see you more, I'm sorry if I ever hurt you. 438 00:21:22,351 --> 00:21:24,486 It's okay, I was never really mad, I just... 439 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,755 I love you. 440 00:21:26,789 --> 00:21:32,461 [Together] I love you. Love you, love you, love you... 441 00:21:37,902 --> 00:21:39,869 All right... 442 00:21:39,904 --> 00:21:41,772 Get back to your man. 443 00:21:41,806 --> 00:21:43,374 What's happening? 444 00:21:51,382 --> 00:21:53,784 Thank you. Good night. 445 00:21:56,721 --> 00:21:58,655 - Good night. - Sleeps. 446 00:21:58,690 --> 00:22:02,325 Are you asleep already? I'm still struggling with my light. 447 00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:04,794 Don't go to dreamland without me. 448 00:22:05,996 --> 00:22:09,732 Wait up. Wait up for Uncle Brendan. 449 00:22:09,766 --> 00:22:12,769 Mmm, it's a good sleep we're having. 450 00:22:12,803 --> 00:22:15,972 Ahh, I forgot what to dream about tonight. 451 00:22:16,673 --> 00:22:20,973 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com