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Bye Hon! I'll be back.
You gonna be OK?
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I'll be fine.
Have a good one.
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Heh!
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Ah, they said that thing
would fun for hours.
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False advertising.
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Here you go! How's that?
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Is that OK little guy? Huh?
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That's fun right?
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Ahh...Huh?
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Don't cry. OK, we'll try
something else, little guy.
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All right.
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It's OK. It's OK.
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Ah!
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There we go.
Ah, now you're happy!
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Yeah, that's a good smile.
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Ah!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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So, in my--you see I have
2 separate strings.
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But when I put them together
like this and pull...
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Oh, darn it.
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Hey, Mr. Mayor?
Huh?
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Do you have a minute?
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Yeah! Come in.
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We got to talk to you.
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Yeah, how you doing?
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Hi. So we just wanted to
talk to you about this.
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Um, we really do not want the
Olympics to ever be in Portland.
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Oh, why?
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We just went to London.
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And that whole place was
overrun with Olympics stuff.
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It's ruined. There's just
construction going up everywhere.
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It's just going to be a mess.
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Wow. I love this concern
for the city.
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This sounds terrible,
what's happening in London.
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It's all jocks. You know,
how like jocks are the worst.
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Imagine international jocks.
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Right.
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Some guy from Sydney
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coming into Portland.
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I mean a co--
whatever it's just.
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It'll ruin the whole vibe of the city.
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Some like Scottish woman,
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you know, some just
some shot put lady.
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Like, "Oh look at that.
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"It's great.
Ooh look at that!
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Ooh! Look at their coffee!
I don't believe it!"
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We can't have that here.
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Yeah.
Absolutely not.
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Let's get
them on the phone! Sam!
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Can you get the IOCC on the phone
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and then just patch it into here?
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OK.
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So we'll wait.
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And, you know what they used
for, like, the theme song?
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The Clash,
"London Calling."
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Really?
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That is not a song that
has anything to do
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with, like,
patriotism or--
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Oh, such a drag.
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What was their mascot?
Do you remember?
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Was there--
did they have a mascot?
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The Clash?
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He's got them on the line, OK.
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Yes, hello!
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Hello?
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This is the mayor
of Portland, Oregon, calling.
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Never heard of it.
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And we just want you
to know something.
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We don't ever want to have the
Olympics here in this city.
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Ever.
Ever.
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If there's a list, we don't
want to be on the list.
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We don't even want to be--
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...please hang up
and try again.
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anywhere near the Olympics.
Thank you.
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We should take this to the people.
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It's a democratic city.
People have to have a voice.
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We will go as if, you know,
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this is Paul Revere's midnight ride.
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This needs to be
a grassroots campaign.
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Totally! We just got to get
out there, no Olympics!
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No, no Olympics!
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No Olympics!
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Olympi-ic-ic-ics!
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We will simplify that.
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With foam fingers.
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Listen. And I bought--
I got these hats.
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I don't know if, um,
we just got these in.
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Uh-huh.
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And maybe you might
want to wear these, out?
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Maybe when you're, um...
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I'm not a hat guy.
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Why don't you take this hat?
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No.
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I like this hat.
It's just PDX.
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It's in black, gold,
like, the highlight of gold.
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Mm-hmm.
Black.
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It's good.
Oh, I've got 2,000 on order.
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Great!
Yeah, so...
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No Olympics.
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Yeah, we don't want our city
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to turn into London.
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Can we get out there and do it?
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Yes! Go! Go!
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No Olympics in Portland!
No Olympics in Portland!
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No Olympics in Portland!
No Olympics in Portland!
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This is great!
Oh, Fred, you forgot the hat!
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Fred!
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Ah, Sam, send them a box
of hats, various sizes!
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♪ Oh, l'Amour ♪
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♪ Broke my heart ♪
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♪ Now I'm aching for you ♪
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♪ Looking for you,
you were looking for me ♪
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♪ Always reaching for you ♪
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♪ You were too blind to see ♪
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♪ Oh, love of my heart ♪
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♪ Why leave me alone ♪
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♪ I'm falling apart ♪
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♪ No good on my own ♪
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♪ Oh, l'Amour ♪
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♪ Broke my heart ♪
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♪ Now I'm aching for you ♪
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♪ Mon amour ♪
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♪ What's a boy in love
supposed to do? ♪
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♪ Mon amour ♪
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♪ What's a boy in love
supposed to do? ♪
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♪ Oh, l'Amour ♪
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♪ Broke my heart ♪
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♪ Now I'm aching for you ♪
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♪ Mon amour... ♪
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Commissioner, Parks Department,
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Mrs. Lipsy,
friends and family,
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we would like to welcome
you all to Lipsy Park.
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Uh, this park was designed
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to commemorate Mayor Benjamin Lipsy,
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one of the finest mayors
our city has ever seen.
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We are of course dearly
sorry for your loss.
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And we are going to go ahead and show
you some of the features of the park.
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The park we designed
lets his legacy live on.
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Uh...we've incorporated
the trees,
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which will be indigenous
to the Oregon area.
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Um, I know you'll be happy about that.
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Um, you can see through
the front entrance here
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we've got a couple of runners.
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She knows him from the building,
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we're thinking. But--
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A couple days ago he was like,
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"Hey Suze,
you wanna get coffee with me?
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"Uh, I work on the 8th floor.
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I don't know if you've
seen me before or not."
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And she's going, "Oh, yeah.
Um, I kind of--hmm.
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Uh, anyway OK."
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But she doesn't want
to go out with him.
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There's no--
there's no romantic thing,
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"Oh, hi how are you?" and...
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Ma'am, if you could pay attention.
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Here's a business meeting.
We put 2 businessmen here,
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'cause we want this to be
definitely for professionals,
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So these 2 guys are going
like "Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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"I like the view from here.
You can see the benches.
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"You can see the lights.
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"Um...over at the water,
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"it doesn't seem like it's
dangerous and kids could fall in."
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It's what your husband
would have wanted.
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Right?
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That's a lot of
characters in this park.
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And then this guy over here,
he's playing with a kite.
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And he's like, "You know,
I'm a--I'm a grown man.
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"I still play with a kite.
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I must be some
kind of an idiot."
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Also, what's the thrill?
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It's what?
It's in the sky?
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Like only the kite's having fun.
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So after literally 5 minutes
of doing it,
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he feels like a fool.
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Because, I mean on the inside
he's like, "Now what?"
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He's like,
"Hey! It's in the air!"
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And guess what?
No one cares.
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And this
guy, playing the bass.
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Oh, wait. Can you--
what is that he's playing?
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So he's kind of going like,
he just kind of going like
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♪ I'm playing in the park ♪
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"Excuse me, sir.
I'm officer Jenkins,
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I was wondering if you have a
permit to be playing music?"
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"Hey man, I'm just playing
my bass, leave me alone."
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"You know what? I'm just trying
to keep this park for everybody."
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And again this park is for everybody.
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Everybody.
We--still, that's...
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that part's a work in progress.
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Right there.
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♪ I'm playing base in the park ♪
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♪ And the money in my hat! ♪
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Excuse me.
Excuse me?
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I don't have a--
I don't have a permit.
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No Olympics in Portland!
No Olympics in Portland!
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No Olympics in Portland!
No Olympics in Portland!
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No Olympics in Portland!
No Olympics in Portland!
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No Olympics in Portland!
No Olympics in Portland!
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No Olympics in Portland!
No Olympics in Portland!
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No Olympics in Portland!
No Olympics in Portland!
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Huh.
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All right!
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No Olympics in Portland!
No Olympics in Portland!
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No Olympics in Portland!
No Olympics in Portland!
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Can I get a creamsicle?
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Mmm, OK.
OK. Thanks.
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No no Olympics, no Olympics.
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No no Olympics.
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Thank you!
Thank you!
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No no Olympics!
I said no Olympics!
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No no Olympics!
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I said no! I said no!
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I said no! I said never!
Olympics! No Olympics!
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No Olympics in Portland!
No Olympics in Portland!
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No Olympics in Portland!
No Olympics in Portland!
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Excuse me!
What are you saying?
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No Olympics in Portland, man!
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Why?!
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We're trying to save our city
from the evil Olympic empire!
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That's so crazy!
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I mean...
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the Olympics breathe
life into the city!
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Whatever, buddy!
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I mean I should know.
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I've been in a few Olympics.
My name's Greg Louganis.
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What?
No way.
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Yeah. I was in Montreal,
Los Angeles, Seoul.
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You're not Greg Louganis.
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I am too Greg Louganis!
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I don't know.
Like I'm Greg Louganis,
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is like Greg Louganis!
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OK. OK. '88 I hit my head
on the board, right?
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Yes, yes, yes.
In pre-lims,
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but I came back and won, see?
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That's the scar.
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Oh, wow!
Gees.
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Wow! Hi!
Nice to meet you!
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You're Greg Louganis.
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Hello! You know what your--
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your concept about the Olympics
is, like, totally whacked.
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I mean we have a lot to talk about.
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Yeah.
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Do you want to go somewhere
and talk about it?
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I'd love to!
That'd be great!
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So what are you so afraid of?
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I mean what scares you the most
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about the Olympics coming to Portland?
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It's just like all the traffic,
and like commercialism.
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Yeah, this is like, all those
athletes, like, no offense,
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but running around
with their big muscles...
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That's such a wrong way of thinking!
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I mean, have you ever been
to an Olympic village?
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No, I've been to Santa's village.
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I've been to Greenwich Village.
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No way near the Olympic village.
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In the Olympic village you have
athletes from all over the world.
256
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I mean from countries that you've
never heard of, like Tonga.
257
00:12:33,728 --> 00:12:35,996
Oh really? Most people from
Portland are just from Brooklyn.
258
00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:38,031
This isn't like
your main-stream sports
259
00:12:38,065 --> 00:12:40,808
like football or anything like that.
260
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:44,438
We're like, the alternative
to competitive sports.
261
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:48,174
You know? We're like, like,
the punkers of sports!
262
00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:49,342
I guess I never thought
of it like that.
263
00:12:49,376 --> 00:12:50,810
Yeah.
264
00:12:50,844 --> 00:12:52,244
You know what's even cooler than that?
265
00:12:52,279 --> 00:12:53,979
Pins. People trade pins.
266
00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:55,381
Whoa.
See?
267
00:12:55,415 --> 00:12:56,849
Yeah, I mean they're really colorful.
268
00:12:56,884 --> 00:12:58,584
Synchronized swimming.
269
00:12:58,619 --> 00:12:59,685
Synchronized swimming.
270
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:00,853
Softball. Yeah! Wow.
271
00:13:00,888 --> 00:13:02,522
I mean it's way cool.
272
00:13:02,556 --> 00:13:04,757
That would look cool
just people around Portland
273
00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:06,325
like wearing little pins everywhere.
274
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,294
You can start a trend.
275
00:13:08,328 --> 00:13:09,628
I'm a little bit changing
my tune on the Olympics,
276
00:13:09,662 --> 00:13:10,996
I feel like we almost
have to have 'em.
277
00:13:11,030 --> 00:13:12,397
Yeah.
We got to tell the mayor!
278
00:13:12,432 --> 00:13:13,765
Thank you so much!
Yeah, yeah! No problem!
279
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,033
Thank you!
It was nice meeting you!
280
00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:15,967
It was great meeting you! Thank you.
281
00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:18,336
Happy Olympia-ing!
282
00:13:18,370 --> 00:13:19,504
Stop! Stop!
283
00:13:19,538 --> 00:13:20,605
Halt! Halt!
284
00:13:20,639 --> 00:13:21,872
We need to commandeer these bikes!
285
00:13:21,907 --> 00:13:24,843
It's an Olympic emergency.
Come on!
286
00:13:32,774 --> 00:13:36,657
We're gonna see something very special,
a very special presentation.
287
00:13:36,777 --> 00:13:38,444
This is going to be very exciting.
288
00:13:38,478 --> 00:13:40,046
You're gonna love it, I promise.
289
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,282
Hi, kids!
I'm Meriwether Lewis.
290
00:13:43,317 --> 00:13:44,417
And I'm William Clark.
291
00:13:44,451 --> 00:13:45,985
And we're going to explore
292
00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,419
the Western United States.
293
00:13:47,454 --> 00:13:48,954
We haven't seen it before.
294
00:13:48,989 --> 00:13:51,423
We had a guide back in those days.
295
00:13:51,457 --> 00:13:52,324
And her name was Sacagawea.
296
00:13:52,358 --> 00:13:53,892
Picture her there.
297
00:13:53,927 --> 00:13:55,294
Can you see her at the
front of the boat there?
298
00:13:55,328 --> 00:13:56,461
Can see her?
Use your imagination.
299
00:13:56,496 --> 00:13:58,229
Use your imagination brains.
300
00:13:58,264 --> 00:14:00,832
All right? I suppose
we should ask Sacagawea
301
00:14:00,866 --> 00:14:02,066
where we're headed.
I agree.
302
00:14:02,101 --> 00:14:04,336
Sacagawea, can you help
us find our way?
303
00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:06,404
Sacagawea, if we could just have
your attention for a moment--
304
00:14:06,439 --> 00:14:07,706
Which way should we go?
305
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,910
Sacagawea!
306
00:14:11,944 --> 00:14:14,445
Sacagawea!
307
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,281
Sacagawea!
308
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:19,184
Sacagawea!
309
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:23,454
Sacagawea!
310
00:14:23,489 --> 00:14:25,223
Sacagawea!
Sacajawea!
311
00:14:25,257 --> 00:14:27,492
She's really not giving us
the time of day at all.
312
00:14:27,527 --> 00:14:29,894
The further we go we're
getting more and more lost,
313
00:14:29,929 --> 00:14:31,396
Boy oh boy! We really don't
know where we're going.
314
00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:34,966
Lewis and Clark really wanted
her attention, in those days,
315
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,002
and some people sometimes have...
316
00:14:37,036 --> 00:14:38,570
issue with something separate...
317
00:14:38,604 --> 00:14:40,171
Sacagawea!
318
00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:41,439
I'm sure she hears us.
319
00:14:41,474 --> 00:14:43,007
But, for some reason,
320
00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:45,210
she doesn't really want to address us.
321
00:14:45,244 --> 00:14:47,145
And I'm sure it's not because
of the volume of the water!
322
00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:48,513
Sacagawea!
323
00:14:48,548 --> 00:14:50,449
Please! Sacagawea?
324
00:14:50,483 --> 00:14:53,385
This is turning into the
hardest part of our trek.
325
00:14:53,419 --> 00:14:55,354
This oatmeal looks really good.
326
00:14:55,388 --> 00:14:57,322
This rabbit stew, looks really good.
327
00:14:57,357 --> 00:15:00,492
We don't have any spoons or anything.
I think we-- I want to eat this.
328
00:15:00,527 --> 00:15:02,962
Let me see if Sacagawea
knows where the spoons are.
329
00:15:02,996 --> 00:15:05,498
Sacagawea! Sacagawea!
330
00:15:05,532 --> 00:15:07,600
Where do we keep the spoons?
331
00:15:07,634 --> 00:15:09,402
We need something to eat
this rabbit stew with.
332
00:15:09,437 --> 00:15:11,305
Remember what we didn't eat?
333
00:15:11,339 --> 00:15:15,409
Yeah. So, Sacagawea,
we'd like a spoon.
334
00:15:15,444 --> 00:15:18,713
Now we've arrived at the seashore.
335
00:15:18,747 --> 00:15:21,248
And all of the other
fellow expeditioners
336
00:15:21,282 --> 00:15:22,650
are out in front of us.
337
00:15:22,684 --> 00:15:23,984
They're spread out along the shore.
338
00:15:24,019 --> 00:15:25,487
And they've helped us
all along the way.
339
00:15:25,521 --> 00:15:27,188
And they're very weary and tired.
340
00:15:27,223 --> 00:15:28,857
So we're gonna make a speech
to them to thank them
341
00:15:28,891 --> 00:15:30,392
for all the work they've done.
342
00:15:30,427 --> 00:15:32,328
Mm-hmm.
Men!
343
00:15:32,362 --> 00:15:34,497
Gentlemen!
Men! Guys!
344
00:15:34,531 --> 00:15:36,265
Hey, you're going
to want to listen to this!
345
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,401
We got a pretty good speech coming up!
346
00:15:38,436 --> 00:15:40,971
We hereby proclaim,
347
00:15:41,005 --> 00:15:43,540
that in this year--guys!
348
00:15:43,574 --> 00:15:46,177
Hey! In 1805--
349
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:50,215
Oh please,
what--stop talking!
350
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:52,784
I'll wait!
351
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,452
Maybe Sacagawea
can get their attention.
352
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,187
You know what?
She's great with large groups.
353
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,622
Sacagawea,
will you get their--
354
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:58,923
Sacagawea!
355
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,392
Hey, Sacagawea, can you--
356
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:01,726
We're almost done, just--
357
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,763
Sacagawea!
Is it--did we keep you up?
358
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,699
Was it the talking?
Just tell us what it was.
359
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:11,670
I don't know where
you guys are running to!
360
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:13,673
Oh my god!
They're still running!
361
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:16,275
We don't know that area at all!
362
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,444
No one does.
363
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,380
You guys like snakes?
364
00:16:25,253 --> 00:16:26,520
It's going to be easy.
365
00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:28,289
We got this.
We got it!
366
00:16:28,323 --> 00:16:30,158
Ah, here we go!
367
00:16:30,192 --> 00:16:32,260
Hi there! Welcome, key?
368
00:16:32,294 --> 00:16:33,361
Malcolm will see you in.
369
00:16:33,395 --> 00:16:35,063
Enjoy the night.
Thank you.
370
00:16:35,097 --> 00:16:36,264
Hey buddy, how you doing?
Have a good night!
371
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,166
How you doing?
Enjoy the night.
372
00:16:38,201 --> 00:16:40,069
Hi, how are you?
This belongs to you.
373
00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:41,170
You got it?
374
00:16:41,204 --> 00:16:42,237
Ah, Malcolm will see you in.
375
00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:44,372
And go!
376
00:16:44,407 --> 00:16:45,540
Please, one at time.
377
00:16:45,575 --> 00:16:46,575
You got it?
Enjoy, have a good night.
378
00:16:46,609 --> 00:16:48,543
Oh, great! Hi, how are you?
379
00:16:48,577 --> 00:16:51,012
Sir, your ticket!
I got it.
380
00:16:52,748 --> 00:16:54,349
Not bad.
We did it.
381
00:16:54,384 --> 00:16:55,417
It's tip time!
382
00:16:55,451 --> 00:16:56,952
That happens at the end of the night.
383
00:16:56,986 --> 00:16:58,153
Yeah. Then we can go out later.
384
00:16:58,187 --> 00:17:00,455
I can't wait! Yay!
385
00:17:02,324 --> 00:17:03,625
Whoa.
386
00:17:06,529 --> 00:17:08,630
I was excited about that initial text
387
00:17:08,664 --> 00:17:09,597
where she was like
we should hang out sometime.
388
00:17:09,632 --> 00:17:10,999
Yeah, you got to chill out.
389
00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:12,433
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Here we go!
390
00:17:12,468 --> 00:17:13,568
OK!
All right.
391
00:17:13,602 --> 00:17:15,703
Hi. How was it?
Great.
392
00:17:15,737 --> 00:17:16,603
I'll be right back with your bike.
393
00:17:16,638 --> 00:17:18,605
Thanks.
Hi, how are you?
394
00:17:18,639 --> 00:17:19,773
Good, I'm fine.
Here you go.
395
00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:21,108
I'll be right back with your bike!
396
00:17:21,142 --> 00:17:23,210
So here it is, B6--
It's not my bike.
397
00:17:23,244 --> 00:17:24,611
It's not?
No.
398
00:17:24,646 --> 00:17:25,613
Have a good night.
399
00:17:25,647 --> 00:17:27,314
Mine is a red men's bike.
400
00:17:27,348 --> 00:17:29,249
I'm so sorry.
I will be right back.
401
00:17:29,283 --> 00:17:30,250
Here you go! Red bike!
402
00:17:30,284 --> 00:17:31,285
No, a different red bike.
403
00:17:31,319 --> 00:17:32,686
You don't want the other one?
404
00:17:32,721 --> 00:17:34,088
This is somebody else's bike.
405
00:17:34,122 --> 00:17:35,589
OK, so uh...
Who's? Yours?
406
00:17:35,624 --> 00:17:37,158
My bike is different.
407
00:17:37,192 --> 00:17:38,326
Let me go see
if I can find another one.
408
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,161
Right.
So are you from--
409
00:17:40,195 --> 00:17:42,864
What's that accent?
Are you from California?
410
00:17:42,898 --> 00:17:44,699
Thank you very much, sir.
Hope you enjoyed your night!
411
00:17:44,733 --> 00:17:46,000
Sorry.
It's a different bike.
412
00:17:46,034 --> 00:17:47,468
This--this isn't
my bike either, man.
413
00:17:47,502 --> 00:17:49,804
Oh, is it recumbent, like this?
414
00:17:49,838 --> 00:17:52,239
No. I don't ride
my bike like that.
415
00:17:52,274 --> 00:17:53,474
It's just a regular bike.
416
00:17:53,508 --> 00:17:55,343
Can you--can you see OK?
417
00:17:55,377 --> 00:17:56,510
There's nothing wrong with my eyes.
418
00:17:56,545 --> 00:17:57,545
Can you read faces?
419
00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:59,146
What's my expression?
420
00:17:59,181 --> 00:18:00,815
What's my expression?
421
00:18:00,849 --> 00:18:02,149
Gotcha.
422
00:18:02,184 --> 00:18:03,484
A red bike.
423
00:18:03,518 --> 00:18:05,753
That's not it either.
No, it has one seat.
424
00:18:05,787 --> 00:18:07,154
Everyone, if you have a bike,
425
00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:09,357
make sure to tell us
if it's one seat or two!
426
00:18:09,391 --> 00:18:12,260
Here sir, I found these.
Just see if they--
427
00:18:12,294 --> 00:18:14,195
I know it seems silly but--
428
00:18:14,229 --> 00:18:16,564
If I put these on, will it
please you, and you'll get my--
429
00:18:16,598 --> 00:18:18,066
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
430
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,301
We're doing our very best.
431
00:18:19,335 --> 00:18:20,335
It's your bike right?
432
00:18:20,369 --> 00:18:22,337
It's still not my bike.
433
00:18:22,372 --> 00:18:23,672
Here we go.
434
00:18:23,706 --> 00:18:25,540
This isn't my bike, man.
This is...
435
00:18:25,574 --> 00:18:26,508
You're being very choosy, I think.
436
00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:28,009
Choosy?
437
00:18:28,044 --> 00:18:29,511
Yeah. You seem to be
choosing what you like
438
00:18:29,545 --> 00:18:31,112
over what's yours.
439
00:18:31,147 --> 00:18:34,415
My bike is just a dark red.
It's all red.
440
00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:36,217
What is this?
Am I color blind?
441
00:18:36,252 --> 00:18:38,720
You need to just go and get my bike.
Do your job man!
442
00:18:38,754 --> 00:18:40,521
Well getting yelled at--
I'm sorry--you know what?
443
00:18:40,556 --> 00:18:42,523
Apology accepted.
444
00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:43,558
Is this your bike?
445
00:18:43,592 --> 00:18:44,659
That's not my bike.
446
00:18:44,693 --> 00:18:46,594
Here you go.
Thank you so much.
447
00:18:46,629 --> 00:18:48,029
Have a great night.
All right next!
448
00:18:48,064 --> 00:18:49,464
Oh, that looks cute.
Where'd you get that?
449
00:18:49,498 --> 00:18:50,632
That's his bike!
Aww.
450
00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:51,667
I'll just go back there
451
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:52,534
and find my bike myself.
452
00:18:52,569 --> 00:18:53,669
OK, we'll go.
453
00:18:53,703 --> 00:18:54,803
I'm just done with it.
454
00:18:54,837 --> 00:18:55,737
I just need to find it myself.
455
00:18:55,771 --> 00:18:56,772
OK. We'll help you.
456
00:18:56,806 --> 00:18:58,741
Here we are.
457
00:19:01,404 --> 00:19:02,845
It's the one on top.
458
00:19:02,879 --> 00:19:05,380
Oh!
459
00:19:05,414 --> 00:19:09,183
The red one that I saw before!
460
00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:12,319
Just give us about 45 minutes.
461
00:19:13,688 --> 00:19:15,756
Thank you very much.
462
00:19:19,011 --> 00:19:20,384
Go. Free, free.
463
00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:21,369
Excuse us!
464
00:19:21,489 --> 00:19:22,683
...that the
International Olympic Games
465
00:19:22,803 --> 00:19:24,305
will never be played on this soil.
466
00:19:24,425 --> 00:19:27,393
That the International Olympic Games
will never be played on this soil.
467
00:19:27,428 --> 00:19:28,094
We done?
468
00:19:28,214 --> 00:19:28,739
Yes.
Great!
469
00:19:28,859 --> 00:19:30,499
Mr. Mayor,
we need the Olympics!
470
00:19:30,616 --> 00:19:31,836
Yeah! We've changed
our minds.
471
00:19:31,956 --> 00:19:32,659
But I just took an oath.
472
00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:34,001
Can't you take it back?
Can you do something?
473
00:19:34,035 --> 00:19:35,369
I don't think we can, I mean...
474
00:19:35,403 --> 00:19:37,755
We've learned that
the Olympics are, like,
475
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,586
this arty version of sports.
476
00:19:39,706 --> 00:19:41,043
Yeah. They would be
really great for the city.
477
00:19:41,077 --> 00:19:42,744
It's, like, we were
running all over town.
478
00:19:42,779 --> 00:19:44,446
But then we got in a pool
with Greg Louganis the diver.
479
00:19:44,481 --> 00:19:45,948
And then we biked here to tell you.
480
00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:47,769
And it's just like we're too late.
481
00:19:47,889 --> 00:19:50,391
Um, you said you were
running through the streets?
482
00:19:50,425 --> 00:19:53,361
Yeah. We were just holding torches
and telling everyone "No Olympics."
483
00:19:53,395 --> 00:19:57,465
And then you were in the pool
with the great Greg Louganis?
484
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,234
Yeah. I mean, technically,
it was a hot tub but it--
485
00:19:59,268 --> 00:20:01,770
And you rode your--
your bicycles to here?
486
00:20:01,804 --> 00:20:02,771
Yeah!
As fast as we could.
487
00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:04,954
- Yeah.
- We wanted to get to you.
488
00:20:05,642 --> 00:20:07,376
Well, then you are triathlon winners!
489
00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:09,412
That's pretty great.
Yeah.
490
00:20:09,446 --> 00:20:10,580
Really?
491
00:20:10,615 --> 00:20:11,915
Congratulations.
492
00:20:14,685 --> 00:20:16,886
Congratulations.
493
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,321
Very good.
494
00:20:19,355 --> 00:20:23,001
Now please rise for Portland's anthem!
495
00:20:26,694 --> 00:20:29,462
Ahem.
496
00:20:34,602 --> 00:20:41,508
♪ Ahh! Ahh-ahh! Portland! ♪
497
00:20:41,543 --> 00:20:44,745
♪ You're so beautiful! ♪
498
00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:47,582
♪ Oh! ♪
499
00:20:47,616 --> 00:20:49,817
♪ Oh! ♪
500
00:20:49,851 --> 00:20:52,220
♪ My city! ♪
501
00:20:52,254 --> 00:20:54,822
♪ My Portland! ♪
502
00:20:54,856 --> 00:20:57,557
♪ All the birds ♪
503
00:20:57,592 --> 00:20:59,493
♪ The crickets and the frogs ♪
504
00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:01,728
♪ They chant her name! ♪
505
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:05,898
♪ Oh, her mountains so wide ♪
506
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,333
♪ So tall! ♪
507
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,467
♪ Bah bah bah bah bah ♪
508
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:13,905
♪ La la la la la la ♪
509
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,908
♪ And when we're on the street ♪
510
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,242
♪ And you pull out a cigarette ♪
511
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,213
♪ and say to me,
"Oh, Mr. Mayor ♪
512
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:23,748
♪ Let's go to your place!" ♪
513
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,551
♪ I say! Portland! ♪
514
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:31,691
♪ Oh, I thought
you'd never ask! ♪
515
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:34,827
♪ And I will ♪
516
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:39,298
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
517
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:40,900
♪ La la la la la ♪
518
00:21:40,935 --> 00:21:42,735
♪ Sing to me! ♪
519
00:21:42,770 --> 00:21:44,905
♪ Ha ha ha! ♪
520
00:21:44,939 --> 00:21:47,974
♪ And when I see the sunlight
glint upon your bridges ♪
521
00:21:48,009 --> 00:21:50,643
♪ It makes me think ♪
522
00:21:50,678 --> 00:21:55,548
♪ Of all the times that you
and I have been together ♪
523
00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:58,317
♪ You are my darling girl! ♪
524
00:21:58,352 --> 00:22:00,586
♪ My beauty! ♪
525
00:22:00,621 --> 00:22:03,723
♪ My Portland! ♪
526
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:06,173
♪ I know you best of all ♪
527
00:22:06,293 --> 00:22:18,560
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