1 00:00:03,479 --> 00:00:05,850 Look I'm telling you, my son Shawn did not 2 00:00:05,855 --> 00:00:07,370 have a permission to go on that field trip. 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:11,373 Well, he did turn in his permission slip signed by you. 4 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:14,269 Signature's a forgery. It's a fake. 5 00:00:14,494 --> 00:00:17,267 Well, that's a little dramatic, don't you think, Mr. Spencer? 6 00:00:18,295 --> 00:00:20,891 Look, this form is a counterfeit. These are serious charges. 7 00:00:20,902 --> 00:00:22,306 And my son needs to be punished. 8 00:00:22,361 --> 00:00:27,985 Mr. Spencer... all three are permission slips also signed by you. 9 00:00:29,739 --> 00:00:30,739 Yes. 10 00:00:31,692 --> 00:00:32,708 Yes. 11 00:00:32,767 --> 00:00:36,467 - Yes, those... those are my signatures. - Well, you see, then? 12 00:00:36,884 --> 00:00:39,724 I'd be hard-pressed to believe that a child of Shawn's age 13 00:00:39,762 --> 00:00:41,829 could be capable of such detailed forgery. 14 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:43,418 Well, you don't know my son. 15 00:00:43,716 --> 00:00:46,512 No offense, but you are the vice principal of a middle school, 16 00:00:46,595 --> 00:00:47,991 not a handwriting expert. 17 00:00:48,035 --> 00:00:49,836 That testimony's not gonna hold up in court. 18 00:00:49,923 --> 00:00:54,166 Well, we're not talking court. Are we? 19 00:00:55,741 --> 00:00:58,503 You know, 'cause if we were, you should know that I did take 20 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:01,211 a handwriting personality course at the Learning Annex last summer. 21 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:05,417 And I can tell by the way you, uh, turn your N humps 22 00:01:05,571 --> 00:01:09,007 that you have a very open and childlike kindness about you. 23 00:01:11,675 --> 00:01:12,692 I could be off on that. 24 00:01:12,736 --> 00:01:14,372 You know, it... it was a one-night seminar. 25 00:01:14,471 --> 00:01:17,228 Okay... now, as a sergeant with the Santa Barbara 26 00:01:17,283 --> 00:01:19,383 Police Department, let me tell you what I know. 27 00:01:20,828 --> 00:01:22,661 See the pen lift on the R there? 28 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,959 The bleed mark... that shows hesitation, as if thinking, "Gee. 29 00:01:26,247 --> 00:01:28,236 How do I form that next letter?" 30 00:01:28,291 --> 00:01:30,385 Now I don't know about you, but I don't have to think 31 00:01:30,418 --> 00:01:34,197 about how to sign my own damn name... So you're wrong. 32 00:01:35,036 --> 00:01:37,036 Really? I don't know, Dad. 33 00:01:37,114 --> 00:01:41,305 I think Mr. Petlic has a point. They look pretty identical to me. 34 00:01:49,813 --> 00:01:52,442 Hey, check it out. There's Lassiter. 35 00:01:52,531 --> 00:01:57,519 Make a loop like a bunny's ear, wrap it around, careful as you steer... 36 00:01:58,983 --> 00:02:01,016 That's a good boy, Lassie. 37 00:02:02,417 --> 00:02:04,660 Wait a minute. You're not Lassie. 38 00:02:04,749 --> 00:02:07,014 Well, I don't know what a Lassie is, but I'm not it. 39 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,914 I'm Special Agent Lars Ewing with the FTD. 40 00:02:08,969 --> 00:02:12,085 - You're a special florist? - Federal Treasury Department. 41 00:02:12,134 --> 00:02:14,244 We have a department that deals exclusively with treasures? 42 00:02:14,266 --> 00:02:16,652 If you'll excuse me, I have a meeting in an... 43 00:02:16,829 --> 00:02:18,673 Interim Chief Vick's office. 44 00:02:18,728 --> 00:02:21,281 That's where our meeting is! This is very exciting. 45 00:02:21,414 --> 00:02:22,640 I feel nervous. 46 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:23,795 Is that what you're wearing? 47 00:02:23,850 --> 00:02:26,435 This goes against every federal bone in my body, but who are you guys? 48 00:02:26,496 --> 00:02:28,628 I'm not familiar with the federal bone. 49 00:02:28,695 --> 00:02:30,518 Is that connected to the hip bone or the knee bone? 50 00:02:30,595 --> 00:02:32,285 Well, I can tell you what the knee bone is gonna connect with 51 00:02:32,307 --> 00:02:34,429 - if you don't get out of my way. - I'm gonna guess. 52 00:02:34,561 --> 00:02:35,568 Not the funny bone? 53 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,488 - This meeting is bigger than we thought. - Yeah. 54 00:02:49,231 --> 00:02:51,943 Get us some seats close to the desk, but not on the side. 55 00:02:52,048 --> 00:02:54,490 I'll catch up in a second. 56 00:03:02,717 --> 00:03:04,429 Waiting for Godot? 57 00:03:05,717 --> 00:03:06,727 Guffman. 58 00:03:08,544 --> 00:03:10,160 Waiting to exhale? 59 00:03:11,375 --> 00:03:13,014 I'm not waiting to exhale. 60 00:03:13,559 --> 00:03:15,680 - Shawn Spencer. - Lindsay Leikin. 61 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,367 I'm the head psychic in the department. This is... 62 00:03:19,477 --> 00:03:21,410 - sort of my joint. - They, um... 63 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:25,376 - hire psychics around here? - Personally, I'm a little bit skeptical. 64 00:03:25,453 --> 00:03:27,458 I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. 65 00:03:27,690 --> 00:03:30,273 I was just getting a very strong vibration. Did you... 66 00:03:30,893 --> 00:03:32,727 did you just recently take up the guitar? 67 00:03:33,131 --> 00:03:36,717 Oh, my God. Yes, just recently. 68 00:03:36,993 --> 00:03:39,216 Very impressive. How did you do that? 69 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:42,093 Sometimes there's just this amazingly strong connection 70 00:03:42,148 --> 00:03:45,220 from the word go. I'm getting something else. 71 00:03:45,618 --> 00:03:47,994 This is gonna be a very, very good week for you, 72 00:03:48,038 --> 00:03:50,347 - Lindsay Leikin. - Really, I... 73 00:03:50,470 --> 00:03:53,365 - didn't think... - Just... let it happen. 74 00:03:57,698 --> 00:04:00,249 So let me officially welcome you to Santa Barbara. 75 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,404 We are all ready and willing to... 76 00:04:02,448 --> 00:04:04,575 Don't let me interrupt. Please continue. 77 00:04:04,647 --> 00:04:06,121 What'd I say about seats on the side? 78 00:04:06,177 --> 00:04:08,453 Mr. Spencer, this is Special Agent Ewing 79 00:04:08,497 --> 00:04:10,027 from the Treasury Department in Washington. 80 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:12,204 Yes, we sniffed one another in the hallway. 81 00:04:14,025 --> 00:04:16,206 He is here because they have been tracking 82 00:04:16,261 --> 00:04:18,504 an aggressive forger who's been counterfeiting large numbers 83 00:04:18,548 --> 00:04:21,216 of $100 bills and then laundering the money 84 00:04:21,272 --> 00:04:22,631 into small communities across the country. 85 00:04:22,686 --> 00:04:25,371 The last being a Home Depot right here in the heart of your little hamlet. 86 00:04:25,415 --> 00:04:28,012 Well, we are raring to help you with this federal bust. 87 00:04:29,176 --> 00:04:30,215 Who is this? 88 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:32,794 This is Carlton Lassiter, our head detective, 89 00:04:32,827 --> 00:04:35,092 and his junior partner, Juliet O'Hara. 90 00:04:35,354 --> 00:04:36,985 Ah, the name Juliet. 91 00:04:37,106 --> 00:04:39,747 "How silver-sweet sound lovers' tongues by night. " 92 00:04:40,054 --> 00:04:41,967 Shakespeare. Romeo and Juliet. 93 00:04:42,121 --> 00:04:43,121 "Tootie, 94 00:04:43,554 --> 00:04:45,469 you in trouble. " 95 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,114 It's Mindy Cohn. Facts of Life. 96 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:52,351 Could you gentlemen please state your name once again? 97 00:04:52,406 --> 00:04:53,798 And please speak clearly. 98 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,838 Is that a recording device? Government issued? 99 00:04:57,412 --> 00:04:58,849 Asking if that is a recording device 100 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,970 is like asking if this is a pen. 101 00:05:01,153 --> 00:05:02,944 - Is it a pen? - That's classified. 102 00:05:06,551 --> 00:05:07,600 It's tiny. 103 00:05:07,677 --> 00:05:10,671 - Probably can't hold much. - Oh, that's not a tape recorder. 104 00:05:10,715 --> 00:05:13,301 That is a high-tech microphone system attached to a Mildred. 105 00:05:13,366 --> 00:05:15,238 A Mildred? What's... what's a Mildred? 106 00:05:15,260 --> 00:05:17,077 I believe it's an intelligence-gathering device. 107 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:20,281 "Mildred" is probably an anagram. Military Intel Listening Device 108 00:05:20,352 --> 00:05:21,880 Recorder... something. 109 00:05:21,924 --> 00:05:24,332 Mildred is not a device. She's my stenographer. 110 00:05:25,381 --> 00:05:26,804 You have your own stenographer? 111 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:29,936 I am hyper-careful. Can't take any chances. 112 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,320 Saved my behind more than once in making cases stick past deposition. 113 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,890 - Brilliant. Chief? - Not happening. 114 00:05:35,945 --> 00:05:38,635 Now what I need from all of you is your full cooperation 115 00:05:38,668 --> 00:05:41,796 in assisting Special Agent Ewing in any way he sees fit. 116 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:44,237 - Now, any questions? - I have a question for Special. 117 00:05:44,536 --> 00:05:46,707 - Who is this? - I'm sorry. 118 00:05:46,762 --> 00:05:49,470 This is Shawn Spencer. And his partner, Burton Guster. 119 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:51,641 Mr. Spencer is a psychic with the department 120 00:05:51,696 --> 00:05:52,967 who I thought might be helpful. 121 00:05:53,088 --> 00:05:56,160 Well, next time I have to go on a panty raid, I'll give him a call. 122 00:05:56,746 --> 00:05:58,773 But we already have our own psychic. 123 00:05:58,843 --> 00:06:02,157 She's just started in the department and she is already a superstar. 124 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:05,607 Got us so close to the counterfeiter a month ago in Wilmette, Illinois. 125 00:06:05,662 --> 00:06:07,574 We must have missed him by only a few minutes. 126 00:06:07,629 --> 00:06:10,364 - Mr. Spencer, - Lindsay... Leikin. 127 00:06:11,358 --> 00:06:14,734 - We too met in the hallway. - Okay, then 128 00:06:14,778 --> 00:06:16,137 let's adjourn this meeting. 129 00:06:16,617 --> 00:06:20,539 I know Special Agent Ewing has prepared informational packets for all of you. 130 00:06:20,638 --> 00:06:26,080 - We will meet at the Home Depot tomorrow. - Let's say... 0700 hours. 131 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:28,864 - 700 hours is almost 20 days. - Shouldn't we act sooner? 132 00:06:28,903 --> 00:06:31,842 - 0700 is 7:00 a. m. - Precisely, Detective. 133 00:06:32,196 --> 00:06:35,526 - Striking and whip-smart. Intriguing. - I knew that too. 134 00:06:35,615 --> 00:06:37,716 You have Pennsylvania Ave. Running through your veins. 135 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,330 Ever consider taking the Bureau exam? 136 00:06:41,330 --> 00:06:42,330 I have. 137 00:06:42,794 --> 00:06:45,368 Let me set up that conference area for you. 138 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:46,512 Right this way. 139 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:49,318 Little skeptical of psychics, are we? 140 00:06:49,385 --> 00:06:50,755 I should have said "just you. " 141 00:06:50,847 --> 00:06:54,202 And don't think I didn't pick up on that calluses on my hands guitar clue. 142 00:06:54,444 --> 00:06:57,085 Good one. This is gonna be good. 143 00:06:57,339 --> 00:07:00,332 I'm gonna solve this case, and I'm gonna prove you're a fake. 144 00:07:00,401 --> 00:07:01,556 Fun, right? 145 00:07:36,111 --> 00:07:40,511 Okay, you are all instructed to cooperate fully with the federal agents. 146 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:43,595 I'll be damned if we're gonna get shown up on our own turf. 147 00:07:43,639 --> 00:07:46,816 They may be the feds, but we are a team and this is our town. 148 00:07:46,916 --> 00:07:48,507 They will need us. 149 00:07:48,641 --> 00:07:51,579 You breached protocol, Leikin. I waited outside the hotel, 0630. 150 00:07:51,612 --> 00:07:53,187 - You weren't there. - Yeah, sorry. 151 00:07:53,209 --> 00:07:55,143 I got up early and went to go get coffee. 152 00:07:56,104 --> 00:07:57,684 Son, let me ask you a question. 153 00:07:57,751 --> 00:08:00,138 What made you think those $100 bills were authentic? 154 00:08:00,297 --> 00:08:02,747 Um, 'cause they said "100" on them. 155 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:06,331 Are you an idiot? Don't answer that. 156 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,872 If I plopped a Granny Smith apple down on this counter 157 00:08:08,916 --> 00:08:11,253 and carved a "100" on it, would you accept that as legal tender? 158 00:08:11,343 --> 00:08:14,606 Don't answer that. Do you know what microprinting is? 159 00:08:14,673 --> 00:08:18,219 - I'm confused. Should I answer that? - I know what it is. 160 00:08:18,277 --> 00:08:21,824 The introduction of microprinting as an anti-replicant feature 161 00:08:21,857 --> 00:08:26,915 began in 1990 with the addition of the words "United States of America" 162 00:08:27,021 --> 00:08:29,015 printearound Ben Franklin's lapel. 163 00:08:29,059 --> 00:08:31,678 In addition, the words "U.S. 100" are printed 164 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:33,940 within the lines of the lower left 100. 165 00:08:33,995 --> 00:08:37,401 I'm sorry... is it just me, or is this unbearably boring? 166 00:08:37,453 --> 00:08:41,044 I don't know how Ms. Leikin works, but Gus and I 167 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,595 are going to investigate the body of the store 168 00:08:43,696 --> 00:08:49,131 and search for our culprit's twisted, wretched, filthy aura. 169 00:08:49,207 --> 00:08:52,494 Because that is what serious psychics do. 170 00:08:59,293 --> 00:09:01,293 Shawn. What are you doing? 171 00:09:02,962 --> 00:09:05,558 - Shawn? - Dad. 172 00:09:05,973 --> 00:09:08,106 Wow, you look so tiny down there. 173 00:09:08,205 --> 00:09:09,675 What the hell are you doing up there? 174 00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:12,345 What does it look like I'm doing? We're making a case. 175 00:09:12,745 --> 00:09:16,158 - A federal one. - Oh, of course you are. 176 00:09:16,224 --> 00:09:17,683 Well, when you've finished wrapping things up 177 00:09:17,705 --> 00:09:20,305 for the Pentagon, I want you at my house. I got a project for you. 178 00:09:20,405 --> 00:09:22,251 Afraid we're gonna be a little busy having our pictures 179 00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:25,566 taken with the President of the United States of America. 180 00:09:25,685 --> 00:09:28,049 Mm, oh, I think you'll be there. 181 00:09:28,133 --> 00:09:29,680 - You owe me. - I owe you? 182 00:09:29,758 --> 00:09:32,741 Yeah, for the last 12 times I helped you solve one of your little cases... 183 00:09:32,807 --> 00:09:34,536 - you agreed. - Gus, did I agree to that? 184 00:09:34,618 --> 00:09:37,172 Well, technically... I think you did. 185 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:41,415 See ya. 186 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:55,151 - Excuse me. Can I help you guys? - Hello, Garrison. 187 00:09:55,206 --> 00:09:56,620 We're working on the counterfeiting case. 188 00:09:56,665 --> 00:09:59,383 And we need to see all of yesterday's security footage. 189 00:09:59,957 --> 00:10:01,803 How do you know my name's Garrison? 190 00:10:03,288 --> 00:10:05,067 You thought this was gonna be a problem? 191 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,429 I'm sorry, man. I... I didn't mean to freak you out. 192 00:10:07,475 --> 00:10:10,905 My name is Shawn Spencer. I'm a psychic with the police department. 193 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:15,115 There was already a psychic here last night. From Washington, no less. 194 00:10:15,192 --> 00:10:18,135 She looked at all the tapes and there was no positive ID. 195 00:10:18,198 --> 00:10:19,855 She already came here, huh? 196 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,360 And she's good. She also knew my name was Garrison. 197 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:27,663 Uh, you mind if I take a peek anyway? I work a little differently than her. 198 00:10:27,716 --> 00:10:29,904 My process is a little more complex. 199 00:10:29,954 --> 00:10:33,534 I can sometimes pick up images that are underneath the... 200 00:10:33,748 --> 00:10:36,801 - epidermal layer. - Here it is. 201 00:10:36,901 --> 00:10:39,542 This is the tape of the counterfeiter that she looked at last night. 202 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:42,470 You know, honestly, if that pretty lady psychic 203 00:10:42,525 --> 00:10:45,777 couldn't pick up anything, I can't imagine you're gonna have much luck. 204 00:10:45,953 --> 00:10:48,435 You know what, you're probably right. We gave it a shot. 205 00:10:48,502 --> 00:10:49,772 Thanks, Garrison. 206 00:10:51,169 --> 00:10:54,880 Tall? Short? Age? Race? 207 00:10:54,985 --> 00:10:56,168 Do you mean to tell me that the only thing 208 00:10:56,201 --> 00:10:58,090 you can remember clearly is that he was a man? 209 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:01,251 And technically, I can't even be sure of that, now, can I? 210 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,953 Wait. I'm getting something. 211 00:11:04,118 --> 00:11:09,058 - He... did not wear corrective lenses. - Actually, that is true. 212 00:11:09,158 --> 00:11:12,519 Okay, well, that's something to go on. Good work, Mr. Spencer. 213 00:11:12,608 --> 00:11:15,558 Great... and so we're looking for someone in Santa Barbara 214 00:11:15,613 --> 00:11:20,284 - who does not wear glasses. - He... He had a small scar... 215 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:22,721 about three inches, on the jaw line. 216 00:11:22,777 --> 00:11:28,401 And... he wore a single stud diamond in his left ear. 217 00:11:28,456 --> 00:11:30,676 Yes. And yes. 218 00:11:31,238 --> 00:11:34,616 She's exactly right. I can see that clearly now. 219 00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:37,316 That's why she's the best. 220 00:11:44,475 --> 00:11:45,701 Tough break. 221 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,341 Wh... Jules... 222 00:11:52,263 --> 00:11:54,440 Dad, I'm confused. There are plans for a wet bar. 223 00:11:54,671 --> 00:11:56,450 Yeah, that's right. For entertaining. 224 00:11:56,505 --> 00:12:00,692 Right, but I don't see anywhere in the plans the portal into 1976. 225 00:12:00,775 --> 00:12:04,354 Shawn, a wet bar happens to be a timeless home feature. 226 00:12:04,438 --> 00:12:08,056 Right, perfect for those warm summer evenings when Reggie Jackson 227 00:12:08,089 --> 00:12:10,863 and Dyan Cannon swing by for Harvey Wallbangers. 228 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,566 Shawn. Are you gonna crack wise or are you gonna get to work? 229 00:12:13,621 --> 00:12:15,908 I feel like it should be noted that neither Gus nor myself 230 00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:18,387 - are licensed plumbers. - Yes, I understand that, Shawn. 231 00:12:18,431 --> 00:12:19,514 I've already installed the sink. 232 00:12:19,547 --> 00:12:22,486 All you two have to do is connect the fittings. 233 00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:27,175 All right. 234 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:29,268 - Let's get to work. - Seriously? 235 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,304 - This will be good. - It will? 236 00:12:31,305 --> 00:12:32,305 Work is good, Gus. 237 00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:34,811 Work is glorious. It's the breath of life. 238 00:12:36,192 --> 00:12:37,761 - What is this? - It's a drill. 239 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,263 Of course it is. Don't be ridiculous. 240 00:12:39,374 --> 00:12:42,092 You're still upset that Lindsay showed you up at the crime scene, aren't you? 241 00:12:42,139 --> 00:12:43,321 What is her trick? 242 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:47,293 - Maybe she's just more psychic-y than you. - Gus, don't be ridiculous. 243 00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:49,352 - There's no such thing as psychics. - I don't know, Shawn. 244 00:12:49,413 --> 00:12:51,767 Even I've been getting a little bit of intuition lately. 245 00:12:51,873 --> 00:12:55,762 In fact, I'm getting something right now. Something very strong. 246 00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:58,584 She's... she's... better than you. 247 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,717 You know, they say imitation is the greatest form 248 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:01,899 of flattery, but that hurts. 249 00:13:01,974 --> 00:13:04,151 - It hurts below the belt. - Shawn, if you want to beat her, 250 00:13:04,211 --> 00:13:05,868 then we have to actually work the case. 251 00:13:05,941 --> 00:13:08,742 Utilize my knowledge. You know I have a coin collection. 252 00:13:08,797 --> 00:13:10,244 I've studied tender from around the world. 253 00:13:10,338 --> 00:13:12,868 I have over 85 Buffalo nickels, Shawn. 254 00:13:13,187 --> 00:13:14,280 Okay. 255 00:13:15,111 --> 00:13:19,127 First of all, and this is key, don't ever, under any circumstances, 256 00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:21,340 ever admit that to anyone outside of these walls. 257 00:13:21,407 --> 00:13:23,617 Secondly, I love utilizing your knowledge, Gus. 258 00:13:23,661 --> 00:13:26,114 I can't wait until we have the case of the missing thimble. 259 00:13:26,313 --> 00:13:28,523 But this case is not about counterfeiting. 260 00:13:28,676 --> 00:13:32,279 It's about me versus her. Ecks versus Sever. 261 00:13:32,406 --> 00:13:36,680 - Joe versus the Volcano. - Fine. Then let's get to it. 262 00:13:36,954 --> 00:13:39,385 - What do you know? - All right, this is what I got. 263 00:13:40,117 --> 00:13:42,802 He managed not to be identified on any of the security cameras, 264 00:13:42,847 --> 00:13:43,963 which means he's smart. 265 00:13:44,025 --> 00:13:45,628 Smart enough to stay ahead of the game. 266 00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:48,082 Which means changing up anything that could be linked or traced to him. 267 00:13:48,144 --> 00:13:52,049 Like his vehicle. His key. It was distinctively Nissan. 268 00:13:52,126 --> 00:13:54,563 Probably a Murano. Maybe a Sentra. 269 00:13:54,762 --> 00:13:57,077 So we go back and check the outdoor surveillance cameras 270 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:58,850 from the store, and look for Nissans 271 00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:00,678 - in the parking lot yesterday. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 272 00:14:00,711 --> 00:14:01,617 I already tipped Lassiter off to that. 273 00:14:01,645 --> 00:14:04,374 The only one that didn't check out was a new one with no plates. 274 00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:06,544 Ewing's informational packet links this guy 275 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,577 to over a dozen vehicles since he left Washington. 276 00:14:08,622 --> 00:14:10,776 His pattern's to spend six to eight days 277 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,386 in a town before pricking up ears. 278 00:14:12,463 --> 00:14:15,142 - You read Ewing's informational packet? - Cover to cover. 279 00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:17,363 That's weird. I just read the cover. 280 00:14:17,462 --> 00:14:19,009 But I don't need to read the whole thing 281 00:14:19,031 --> 00:14:20,224 to know that that's his M.O. 282 00:14:20,295 --> 00:14:22,251 He's too smart to still be driving that car, Gus. 283 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,470 He's gotta be switching out his mode of transportation 284 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,365 - on a daily basis. - And paying cash. 285 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,531 Gotta launder as much of that funny money as he can. 286 00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:31,470 So the question is, to which car dealership would a crook go 287 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:34,925 to spend lots of cash without pricking up ears? 288 00:14:40,562 --> 00:14:42,738 This must be what Jay Leno feels like when he walks 289 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:46,471 into his garage. Which makes you Kevin Eubanks. 290 00:14:46,964 --> 00:14:48,887 I don't think they roll around town together, Shawn. 291 00:14:49,086 --> 00:14:51,386 - Can we talk to the owner? - First we play customer. 292 00:14:51,486 --> 00:14:54,200 It's the people who groove on the floor that are gonna 293 00:14:54,244 --> 00:14:55,386 give us the scoop, Gus. 294 00:14:55,735 --> 00:14:57,568 Excuse me, my buddy here is interested 295 00:14:57,601 --> 00:15:00,673 in the bana yellow Ferrari, though he's neither gay nor European. 296 00:15:00,732 --> 00:15:02,202 I hope that's not a prob... 297 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,688 Look who finally figured it out. 298 00:15:04,809 --> 00:15:06,014 Little late. 299 00:15:20,071 --> 00:15:21,366 How did you not notice her, Shawn? 300 00:15:21,465 --> 00:15:22,835 - I wasn't expecting her to be here. - You were looking right at her 301 00:15:22,891 --> 00:15:24,305 She's got me all out of whack. 302 00:15:24,354 --> 00:15:26,454 - Get your head in the game. - So what's going on? 303 00:15:26,487 --> 00:15:27,415 No one calls us anymore. 304 00:15:27,471 --> 00:15:29,533 That's the new thing? I thought we were a team. 305 00:15:29,616 --> 00:15:31,141 Yeah, first of all, the whole "team" thing. 306 00:15:31,185 --> 00:15:34,388 She wasn't talking to you. And secondly, Ewing didn't call me. 307 00:15:34,423 --> 00:15:35,395 He called O'Hara. 308 00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:40,260 - It's not like I asked him to. - It's okay, Clarice. 309 00:15:40,348 --> 00:15:43,077 - You don't have to make excuses to us. - It wasn't just today. 310 00:15:43,122 --> 00:15:44,492 My phone's been ringing all the time. 311 00:15:44,536 --> 00:15:47,813 I don't know how he got my home number. I mean, please. 312 00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:50,281 Do you think I wanted to pick up my phone at 2:00 a. m. 313 00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:54,889 and hear his voice all gravelly and masculine? 314 00:15:55,673 --> 00:15:57,486 Probably called from the hotel. 315 00:15:57,574 --> 00:16:03,938 Maybe just got out of the shower or... finished with a swim. Dripping wet. 316 00:16:07,075 --> 00:16:09,626 Just catch Mr. Spencer and Mr. Guster up 317 00:16:09,659 --> 00:16:11,604 on what Ms. Leikin was able to figure out. 318 00:16:11,648 --> 00:16:14,436 Apparently our guy came in here, bought a used Lamborghini 319 00:16:14,491 --> 00:16:17,905 - for $47,000 in cash. - Next day, he tries to return it. 320 00:16:17,949 --> 00:16:20,816 All sales are final, but the sales manager makes a concession, 321 00:16:20,861 --> 00:16:22,673 offering mere $26,000 in cash. 322 00:16:22,728 --> 00:16:25,059 He accepts it? What kind of idiot is this guy? 323 00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:26,859 A genius idiot, according to the feds. 324 00:16:26,925 --> 00:16:28,952 You see, those familiar with this sort of thing 325 00:16:28,985 --> 00:16:30,157 know that it's the classic grift. 326 00:16:30,201 --> 00:16:32,687 Essentially, he traded 47 Gs of worthless paper 327 00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:36,041 for $26,000 in cold, hard cash. I've seen it before. 328 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,616 - Where, in a Mamet play? - Any witnesses? 329 00:16:38,671 --> 00:16:41,311 No, but a Lamborghini was spotted outside of town 330 00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:43,608 in Goleta, but it was moving too fast to make an ID. 331 00:16:43,664 --> 00:16:45,398 You know, I don't think he's a swimmer. 332 00:16:45,466 --> 00:16:48,247 He's not really that build. I bet he plays rugby. 333 00:16:49,701 --> 00:16:50,917 Hey, what color is that suit? 334 00:16:51,397 --> 00:16:52,779 - Black. - Really? 335 00:16:52,866 --> 00:16:55,837 - It seems blacker than black. - It's Washington black. 336 00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:59,156 Look, if anyone wants to join me, I'm gonna be taking a look 337 00:16:59,212 --> 00:17:01,621 at some of the bills from the safe that didn't get deposited. 338 00:17:07,621 --> 00:17:11,162 Look, Leikin, I think it's possible that we got off on the wrong foot. 339 00:17:11,249 --> 00:17:13,167 - Is that right? - Yeah, I mean, this is silly. 340 00:17:13,211 --> 00:17:15,509 We should join forces like Pitt and Jolie, you know? 341 00:17:15,531 --> 00:17:17,000 Work together, make it nice for everyone. 342 00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:20,254 I don't think you get it. I have nothing to gain here. 343 00:17:20,287 --> 00:17:22,165 If you haven't noticed, my job is safe. 344 00:17:22,243 --> 00:17:24,025 It's you I'm worried about, faker. 345 00:17:24,069 --> 00:17:26,611 - In that case, maybe we should just date. - I'm seeing somebody. 346 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:28,247 - Well, is it... - Serious? Yes. 347 00:17:28,269 --> 00:17:29,661 - You didn't know I was gonna... - Yes, I did. 348 00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:40,574 Dude, don't you know the move where you take off 349 00:17:40,607 --> 00:17:42,132 your jacket and you lay it across some seats? 350 00:17:42,171 --> 00:17:44,867 - Get your head in the game, Shawn. - Uh, budgies? 351 00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:50,283 These are good. But they're not great. 352 00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:54,249 You see how on this bill, the edge of the nose on Ben Franklin's cloudy? 353 00:17:57,489 --> 00:17:58,981 Did you get that, Mildred? 354 00:18:02,976 --> 00:18:05,827 Hey, is there any reason a $100 bill would change colors? 355 00:18:05,915 --> 00:18:07,108 Actually, yes. 356 00:18:07,197 --> 00:18:09,289 It's an effect caused by color-shifting ink. 357 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,571 It's only present in $100 bills. 358 00:18:11,648 --> 00:18:13,869 The changing color is called color diffraction. 359 00:18:13,935 --> 00:18:15,730 And it's made possible when light reflects 360 00:18:15,752 --> 00:18:18,064 off of metallic flakes added to the ink. 361 00:18:23,483 --> 00:18:25,718 - Good work, Gus. - Thank you. 362 00:18:26,836 --> 00:18:30,507 So we'll check the information that Ms. Leikin's gathered for us... 363 00:18:30,529 --> 00:18:33,540 Thank goodness! Finally, some nice seats, huh? 364 00:18:34,579 --> 00:18:36,281 This is what I'm talking about. 365 00:18:40,039 --> 00:18:41,055 What? 366 00:18:41,111 --> 00:18:44,043 Did I... did I just sit in something? 367 00:18:44,717 --> 00:18:47,087 - Gus, do I have pudding on my jeans? - No, no. 368 00:18:48,005 --> 00:18:51,507 - Nothing? - Shawn. I think we're not welcomed here. 369 00:18:52,026 --> 00:18:53,761 Gus, don't be a paranoid schizophrenic. 370 00:18:53,805 --> 00:18:56,076 - We're always welcome here. - No, look. 371 00:19:01,075 --> 00:19:04,429 - Oh, my God. We're not welcome. - It's nothing personal, Mr. Spencer. 372 00:19:04,484 --> 00:19:06,882 Special Agent Ewing just feels that Ms. Leiken 373 00:19:06,915 --> 00:19:08,594 has things covered on the psychic front. 374 00:19:08,661 --> 00:19:10,373 And I have to agree with him. 375 00:19:11,758 --> 00:19:14,212 Okay. Take a hint. 376 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,057 Certainly don't need to be told twice. 377 00:19:16,112 --> 00:19:17,537 I think you were just told three times. 378 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,724 You know what, this is fine, because we had a good run. 379 00:19:19,757 --> 00:19:25,358 Thank you for the memories. Oh, just one more thing. 380 00:19:25,656 --> 00:19:27,932 You might want to check the cash from the dealership, 381 00:19:27,987 --> 00:19:29,269 because it's not all counterfeit. 382 00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:32,007 That's ridiculous. 383 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,338 If I had learned how to laugh as a child, I would right now. 384 00:19:34,946 --> 00:19:36,780 I looked at all those bills myself. 385 00:19:37,807 --> 00:19:41,205 Do you really want to go against the leading special agent 386 00:19:41,238 --> 00:19:44,351 in counterfeiting with 14 years of experience under his belt 387 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,920 and say that those bills weren't fake? 388 00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,204 Not all of them. Just one. 389 00:19:48,281 --> 00:19:50,447 And I believe the serial number was... 390 00:19:50,516 --> 00:19:57,416 - ALD... 975... 7080... 7... - 7! 391 00:20:04,314 --> 00:20:05,397 Where are we going? 392 00:20:05,441 --> 00:20:07,242 Shouldn't we have stayed until they checked the bills out? 393 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,355 Wait for it. 394 00:20:08,973 --> 00:20:10,630 Wait for it. 395 00:20:10,656 --> 00:20:14,048 - Spencer. Hold up. - The bill checked out. It's real. 396 00:20:16,472 --> 00:20:19,632 All right. Answer me this, Mr. Psychic. 397 00:20:19,776 --> 00:20:21,566 Why would a counterfeiter ever use real bills? 398 00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:23,342 Because he had to 399 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:26,869 Man... I read your informational packet cover to cover. 400 00:20:27,548 --> 00:20:30,606 Our guy spends six to eight days in every city... we're only on day four. 401 00:20:30,639 --> 00:20:32,761 Quite simply, he ran out of dough. 402 00:20:32,828 --> 00:20:35,004 He didn't know what kind of deal he'd be able to make on the car. 403 00:20:35,048 --> 00:20:37,325 Turns out, short one bill. 404 00:20:37,457 --> 00:20:39,671 - Lucky for us. - So what's our next move? 405 00:20:39,715 --> 00:20:41,013 Well, I'll call Washington and begin... 406 00:20:41,046 --> 00:20:42,894 I'm sorry, I was asking Mr. Spencer. 407 00:20:43,281 --> 00:20:45,899 Oh... oh, you want to know what I think his next move is. 408 00:20:45,943 --> 00:20:47,401 Oh, Gus, look, she wants... 409 00:20:47,976 --> 00:20:50,125 Well, let's see here. He's gotta print more money. 410 00:20:50,136 --> 00:20:52,578 My guess is he, uh, set up shop here in town. 411 00:20:52,622 --> 00:20:56,451 So... we find his little nest, we find him. 412 00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,339 Well, buddy... I really hope you like this. 413 00:21:00,848 --> 00:21:04,924 It took me 19 hours to bake. Put it in last night before bed. 414 00:21:05,001 --> 00:21:08,023 It takes 19 hours to bake a pineapple upside-down cake? 415 00:21:08,465 --> 00:21:10,984 It does when it's being heated by a 60-watt bulb. 416 00:21:14,434 --> 00:21:16,036 It's not upside down, Shawn. 417 00:21:17,135 --> 00:21:18,870 Who could that be at this hour? 418 00:21:22,630 --> 00:21:24,550 Are you gonna invite me in? 419 00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:28,437 Eh... Uh... guess. 420 00:21:29,769 --> 00:21:32,783 So this is what a psychic detective office looks like. 421 00:21:32,853 --> 00:21:34,410 You know, I always imagined it... 422 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,659 Does something smell like pineapple? 423 00:21:36,701 --> 00:21:37,932 Pineapple upside-down cake. 424 00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:39,151 Would you like some? Wait. 425 00:21:39,618 --> 00:21:43,311 Before you answer that, are you a fan of delicious flavor? 426 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:44,805 All right, look. 427 00:21:45,201 --> 00:21:47,762 This isn't easy for me to say, but... 428 00:21:47,954 --> 00:21:50,841 I was wrong. You're better than I thought. 429 00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:53,643 Your discovery at the station today was a huge get. 430 00:21:53,685 --> 00:21:55,835 I think we should work together after all. 431 00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:59,162 The faster we find out where the counterfeiter's den is, the better. 432 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,853 That is, if you guys are willing. 433 00:22:02,107 --> 00:22:03,381 I don't know. 434 00:22:04,541 --> 00:22:06,415 Depends. Don't you think, Gus? 435 00:22:07,277 --> 00:22:10,192 Wait. I'm definitely getting something. 436 00:22:10,322 --> 00:22:11,340 Oh, this is good. 437 00:22:12,075 --> 00:22:14,322 It's a... it's a... it's a transient location. 438 00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:17,889 Uh, where people can come and go anonymously, paying in cash. 439 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,212 And... and it's remote, 440 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:22,293 so they can print large sums of money on a noisy printer without being heard. 441 00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:25,802 - Yes... yes, I'm getting that same thing. - Yes? 442 00:22:25,874 --> 00:22:27,176 - And I see it. - Yes? 443 00:22:27,232 --> 00:22:28,661 It's by a body of water. 444 00:22:30,563 --> 00:22:33,082 Really? It's by a body of water? 445 00:22:33,981 --> 00:22:35,608 Leikin, that's amateur stuff. 446 00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:37,617 You know what, I might expect that from John Edwards. 447 00:22:37,645 --> 00:22:39,739 Definitely from Miss Cleo. But not from you. 448 00:22:39,768 --> 00:22:40,772 - Leikin... - Wait. 449 00:22:41,734 --> 00:22:44,918 I'm also... I'm also getting something in French. 450 00:22:44,999 --> 00:22:46,265 A sign, maybe? 451 00:22:46,343 --> 00:22:48,587 - Could it be a European hotel? - Wait a minute. 452 00:22:48,643 --> 00:22:49,780 She may be on to something. 453 00:22:49,879 --> 00:22:52,170 I know this particular hotel. It's on my sales route. 454 00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:53,175 On a private beach... 455 00:22:53,726 --> 00:22:55,321 - What? - It's just... it's strange. 456 00:22:55,322 --> 00:22:57,437 I'm... I'm pretty familiar with your route, Gus. 457 00:22:57,438 --> 00:23:00,345 I don't recall any private beaches with hotels on them. 458 00:23:00,388 --> 00:23:02,609 - What are you talking about, Shawn? - Where was it you went last summer 459 00:23:02,638 --> 00:23:05,366 for the Pips autograph signing convention? 460 00:23:05,398 --> 00:23:06,647 - You met Gladys Knight? - No. 461 00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:08,446 - Just the Pips. - Actually, a Pip. 462 00:23:08,503 --> 00:23:11,149 The other two got stuck in traffic. Look, I don't wanna talk about it. 463 00:23:11,191 --> 00:23:13,484 The point is, it's been under construction for months. 464 00:23:13,554 --> 00:23:16,286 Which would account for the noise. And it caters to Europeans. 465 00:23:16,370 --> 00:23:19,107 - This could be the place. - Sweet. We totally scored. 466 00:23:19,178 --> 00:23:22,548 But you couldn't have got that without my transient location thing, am I right? 467 00:23:24,296 --> 00:23:25,300 I don't... 468 00:23:25,301 --> 00:23:27,168 I don't think that cake is cooked. 469 00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:33,209 Listen, I need to know every guest... 470 00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:35,141 ...cashed in the last week. 471 00:23:35,269 --> 00:23:37,398 I'm sorry, who are you, and what do you want? 472 00:23:37,441 --> 00:23:39,096 Special Agent Lars Ewing. 473 00:23:39,306 --> 00:23:40,805 Federal Treasury Department. 474 00:23:41,060 --> 00:23:43,821 Head Detective Carlton Lassiter, Santa Barbara Police Department. 475 00:23:44,288 --> 00:23:47,181 Presidential Recommendation for Distinguished Service. 476 00:23:47,267 --> 00:23:49,319 Presidential Physical Fitness award. 477 00:23:49,378 --> 00:23:51,556 Eighth, ninth, and tenth grade. And I've got a cocktail napkin 478 00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:52,561 from Air Force One. 479 00:23:53,427 --> 00:23:55,361 I personally arrested Ivan Boesky. 480 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,510 I wrestled in high school. 481 00:23:57,708 --> 00:23:59,590 - What, with your conscience? - That is it! 482 00:24:02,231 --> 00:24:05,451 Look, we need to know who's paid with cash or travelers checks recently. 483 00:24:06,049 --> 00:24:07,761 My God, you're a firecracker. 484 00:24:07,949 --> 00:24:10,256 It would probably be easier to ask who didn't. 485 00:24:10,298 --> 00:24:11,303 I'm sorry? 486 00:24:11,405 --> 00:24:15,296 This is a hotel. We're a cash business. Lots of European travelers. 487 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:19,914 With what foreign credit card companies charge these days, cash is king. 488 00:24:19,956 --> 00:24:21,357 The south tower, I see him. 489 00:24:21,555 --> 00:24:23,465 I see him in the south tower. 490 00:24:23,508 --> 00:24:24,824 How many rooms in the south tower? 491 00:24:24,896 --> 00:24:26,566 There are 170. 492 00:24:26,635 --> 00:24:28,771 All right, let's start banging on some doors and call for backup. 493 00:24:28,772 --> 00:24:30,398 If we tap every available source of manpower, 494 00:24:30,399 --> 00:24:32,336 we can have this thing done 18, 19 hours tops. 495 00:24:32,405 --> 00:24:33,668 I can alert Washington right now 496 00:24:33,669 --> 00:24:35,661 and have an 80-man SWAT team on a C-130 Hercules. 497 00:24:35,662 --> 00:24:37,772 They could be here in less than three hours. 498 00:24:37,916 --> 00:24:39,076 Filthy sheets! 499 00:24:39,482 --> 00:24:40,812 I see dirty, filthy sheets. 500 00:24:40,874 --> 00:24:43,379 Yes, and towels on the floor. 501 00:24:43,459 --> 00:24:46,827 And a mediocre, half-eaten turkey club sandwich. 502 00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:49,298 And he's refused maid service. 503 00:24:49,368 --> 00:24:51,647 Okay, what guest refused maid service? 504 00:24:51,707 --> 00:24:54,947 I might remind you we do cater to a very European crowd. 505 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:56,625 He's isolated. 506 00:24:57,415 --> 00:25:00,496 He's in a less-desirable room that's not facing the ocean. 507 00:25:00,497 --> 00:25:02,152 Do you have any rooms that face the parking lot? 508 00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:03,188 A few. 509 00:25:04,596 --> 00:25:06,861 - He's in one of those. - Let's see. 510 00:25:08,669 --> 00:25:09,674 French woman. 511 00:25:10,058 --> 00:25:11,416 Another French party. 512 00:25:12,087 --> 00:25:14,351 Here... here's a single gentleman. 513 00:25:14,352 --> 00:25:17,422 Paid all in cash. Corner room facing the alley. 514 00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:21,049 And according to this, he's never taken his "do not disturb" sign off his door. 515 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,847 - Room number. - Key! 516 00:25:25,363 --> 00:25:26,283 Clear! 517 00:25:27,918 --> 00:25:30,069 Nice job, psychics, let's get to work. 518 00:25:30,847 --> 00:25:32,900 That's a really cute front-loader. 519 00:25:33,548 --> 00:25:34,553 Thank you. 520 00:25:34,802 --> 00:25:37,235 He prints the money, then he washes it here to soften it. 521 00:25:37,458 --> 00:25:40,484 Then he tumbles it dry and beats it up with stones to give it that... 522 00:25:40,485 --> 00:25:42,253 natural, worn texture. 523 00:25:45,705 --> 00:25:48,889 Dude, there's linen fibers in that paper. 524 00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:50,907 What was he doing, amending the constitution? 525 00:25:50,936 --> 00:25:54,294 You can't print money on regular paper, Shawn. That's government-issue. 526 00:25:54,619 --> 00:25:55,892 I'm getting a visual. 527 00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:59,244 He printed a batch of about 50.000, which will last him a while. 528 00:25:59,301 --> 00:26:01,465 Five bills a sheet, at least 80 sheets missing from this ream 529 00:26:01,466 --> 00:26:03,298 that sounds about right. - Wait. 530 00:26:03,543 --> 00:26:06,161 No, I'm getting more. I'm getting a lot more. 531 00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:10,204 Like 500.000, which would last more than just a while. 532 00:26:10,205 --> 00:26:11,993 Maybe... maybe a whole lifetime. 533 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:14,036 - That's not possible. - It is if you live in one of 534 00:26:14,037 --> 00:26:15,245 the Baltic states. 535 00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:17,945 I'm just not getting that feeling... at all. 536 00:26:18,105 --> 00:26:21,742 Anything over 50.000 is just getting blocked from my receptors. Not a chance. 537 00:26:21,844 --> 00:26:24,547 Receptors? Really? 538 00:26:46,270 --> 00:26:47,274 This would do it. 539 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:49,743 This is a 500-sheet ream, and it's likely he used it all. 540 00:26:51,088 --> 00:26:52,177 Treasury seal? 541 00:26:58,406 --> 00:26:59,411 No. 542 00:27:02,945 --> 00:27:04,197 Passport seal. 543 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:08,000 Uh, this guy's officially on the lam. 544 00:27:08,414 --> 00:27:11,088 We don't catch him now, we can kiss him good-bye. 545 00:27:12,744 --> 00:27:15,497 The railway stations, obviously the airport security has been notified, 546 00:27:15,498 --> 00:27:17,289 and all the interstate agencies are on alert. 547 00:27:17,317 --> 00:27:18,401 They've all been given the sketch 548 00:27:18,402 --> 00:27:20,308 based on Ms. Leikin's description of the suspect. 549 00:27:20,352 --> 00:27:23,289 Okay, but please keep your phones on just in case we get any movement. 550 00:27:23,496 --> 00:27:26,439 What's the point? Nobody ever bothers to call us anymore. 551 00:27:27,577 --> 00:27:31,185 Shawn, I don't do this much, but I just wanted to say thank you. 552 00:27:31,549 --> 00:27:35,186 I know we haven't nailed him yet, but you were right, we make a good team. 553 00:27:36,849 --> 00:27:38,151 Yes, we do. 554 00:27:38,152 --> 00:27:40,189 And hopefully tomorrow we'll wrap this thing up. 555 00:27:40,769 --> 00:27:41,773 Have a good night. 556 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,285 Wait for it... 557 00:27:48,757 --> 00:27:50,101 Wait for it. 558 00:27:50,361 --> 00:27:53,418 Shawn, I was thinking maybe we could go somewhere now. 559 00:27:53,419 --> 00:27:56,326 Maybe continue working to see if we can't stumble upon some 560 00:27:56,327 --> 00:27:57,331 collective apparition. 561 00:27:57,366 --> 00:27:59,007 That's a fantastic idea. 562 00:27:59,087 --> 00:28:01,832 I love it. Where could we go at this hour that's still open? 563 00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:04,423 You know what, I think there's a Color Me Mine that stays open late. 564 00:28:04,988 --> 00:28:08,045 - You don't quit with the jokes, do you? - I'm sorry, would you like me to stop? 565 00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:10,042 Not yet. I kinda like it. 566 00:28:10,335 --> 00:28:14,029 But actually, I was thinking back to my hotel room? 567 00:28:18,658 --> 00:28:21,927 You know, it's something we could try. 568 00:28:21,978 --> 00:28:25,771 I mean, it's not as much fun as making ashtrays with our names on them, but... 569 00:28:26,265 --> 00:28:27,270 Yeah. 570 00:28:27,935 --> 00:28:29,633 I'm a flexible guy, a sportsman. 571 00:28:29,984 --> 00:28:30,991 Good. 572 00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:34,429 All right, I'll head back to freshen up. What do you say we meet at 2200 hours? 573 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:36,562 Perfect. Oh, I'm so rude. 574 00:28:36,563 --> 00:28:38,020 Gus, buddy, would you like to join us? 575 00:28:38,063 --> 00:28:39,535 - Well, I... - That sucks, 576 00:28:39,536 --> 00:28:42,153 so 2200 on the dot. I'll be there. 577 00:28:46,421 --> 00:28:48,997 Dude, what time is 2200 hours? 578 00:28:50,716 --> 00:28:52,102 Gus. 579 00:28:52,103 --> 00:28:53,320 Buddy, help me out. 580 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:56,586 What is it? Is it, like, 11:00 times two? 581 00:28:56,841 --> 00:28:57,845 Buddy! 582 00:29:07,033 --> 00:29:11,263 So, tell me, Shawn. Are you planning on doing psychic police work forever? 583 00:29:12,435 --> 00:29:13,440 No. 584 00:29:14,699 --> 00:29:17,413 No, just until I find the girl of my dreams. 585 00:29:17,781 --> 00:29:21,047 And then I'll whisk her off to Carmel and... 586 00:29:22,179 --> 00:29:24,210 Open a small haberdashery... 587 00:29:25,413 --> 00:29:27,253 Do some macrame, maybe. 588 00:29:28,255 --> 00:29:29,769 Maybe blow some glass. 589 00:29:30,886 --> 00:29:35,216 Well, as hot as that sounds, I think the psychic world would miss your talents. 590 00:29:35,592 --> 00:29:37,403 Just make sure they appreciate you. 591 00:29:37,459 --> 00:29:42,563 After a while, the world tends to take people with our abilities for granted. 592 00:29:44,003 --> 00:29:46,729 Well, that's awfully easy for you to say. 593 00:29:46,730 --> 00:29:49,419 I mean, you've already met your special someone... 594 00:29:49,939 --> 00:29:51,246 Your handsome prince. 595 00:29:53,002 --> 00:29:55,761 You're serious with somebody, remember? 596 00:29:57,919 --> 00:30:00,632 Actually, I... 597 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:03,025 recently had a change of heart. - Really? 598 00:30:05,117 --> 00:30:08,088 Would a certain psychic have anything to do with that? 599 00:30:08,202 --> 00:30:10,069 Well, we do have quite a connection. 600 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:11,772 We do. It's... 601 00:30:12,508 --> 00:30:16,824 It's like our minds are just fused together, you know? 602 00:30:16,825 --> 00:30:20,036 I feel like Holly Hunter in Broadcast News, you know, 603 00:30:20,037 --> 00:30:22,047 when she's inside William Hurt's head? 604 00:30:22,969 --> 00:30:24,129 Okay, let's try it. 605 00:30:25,860 --> 00:30:27,003 I'm thinking of something. 606 00:30:27,045 --> 00:30:29,366 - None... they don't bury the survivors. - Yes, exactly. 607 00:30:29,394 --> 00:30:32,592 You have a favorite color, and I'm seeing... sea foam green. 608 00:30:32,634 --> 00:30:34,818 Actually, it's blue, but that is so near the green family. 609 00:30:34,846 --> 00:30:36,877 - Pick a number between one and ten. - Eight. 610 00:30:38,466 --> 00:30:39,478 That's close enough. 611 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,627 - You totally wanted me to do that. - You totally read my mind. 612 00:30:51,091 --> 00:30:55,617 ♪ Dissolve the nerves that have just begun ♪ 613 00:30:56,206 --> 00:30:58,768 ♪ Listening to Marvin ♪ 614 00:30:58,782 --> 00:31:00,848 ♪ All night long ♪ 615 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:03,836 ♪ This is the sound ♪ 616 00:31:03,837 --> 00:31:05,718 ♪ of my soul ♪ 617 00:31:05,949 --> 00:31:09,077 ♪ This is the sound ♪ 618 00:31:09,212 --> 00:31:11,778 Whoa, slow down. What do you mean she took off... when? 619 00:31:11,820 --> 00:31:14,327 You know, I don't know when. She tricked me, okay? 620 00:31:14,376 --> 00:31:16,704 She clearly wants to take all the credit for herself. 621 00:31:17,772 --> 00:31:20,022 Look, just... just meet me over here. 622 00:31:20,637 --> 00:31:22,987 Oh, that's Lassie on the other line. I gotta take it. 623 00:31:23,128 --> 00:31:25,463 - You're dropping me for Lassiter? - Hurry up! 624 00:31:25,795 --> 00:31:27,337 You wait till now to call us? 625 00:31:27,372 --> 00:31:29,431 I called you as soon as I heard. Do you think I want 626 00:31:29,432 --> 00:31:31,363 Junior G-man here to beat me to the punch. 627 00:31:34,590 --> 00:31:35,595 Thank you. 628 00:31:37,347 --> 00:31:39,894 Well, it's affirmative... our counterfeiter. 629 00:31:40,228 --> 00:31:42,407 Shot with his own gun... there are signs of a struggle. 630 00:31:42,549 --> 00:31:45,326 Checks out as Steven J. Grabinski. His only priors are a couple counts 631 00:31:45,327 --> 00:31:47,824 of petty theft, and small-time fraud in Washington. 632 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:51,902 He had a small scar, about three inches on the jaw line, and... 633 00:31:51,903 --> 00:31:55,795 He wore a single stud diamond in his left ear. 634 00:31:57,335 --> 00:31:58,354 Damn, she's good. 635 00:32:06,169 --> 00:32:07,513 Whoa... touchy! 636 00:32:07,777 --> 00:32:09,773 I don't know how you do it in Washington, but here, 637 00:32:09,774 --> 00:32:12,169 we don't disturb the body till forensics has a chance to come in, 638 00:32:12,170 --> 00:32:14,249 collect some evidence. - Lassiter, ease up. 639 00:32:14,529 --> 00:32:16,722 We're lucky if our psychic doesn't lick the body. 640 00:32:16,821 --> 00:32:17,826 Well... 641 00:32:18,217 --> 00:32:20,146 I guess congratulations are in order. 642 00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:22,535 We have to hand it to our federal agents here. 643 00:32:23,312 --> 00:32:25,853 Though we would have preferred to bring him in and charge him, 644 00:32:25,854 --> 00:32:27,614 this case looks pretty much wrapped up. 645 00:32:28,007 --> 00:32:30,753 There's no need to congratulate us for doing what is our job. 646 00:32:30,754 --> 00:32:33,531 We don't ask for commendation for what is merely our proud honor 647 00:32:33,532 --> 00:32:34,804 of servitude to our country. 648 00:32:35,550 --> 00:32:37,035 Perhaps just a small hug. 649 00:32:38,951 --> 00:32:40,380 Just an itty-bitty one. 650 00:32:41,102 --> 00:32:42,148 I'm serious. 651 00:32:43,492 --> 00:32:44,525 Too much? 652 00:32:49,106 --> 00:32:50,238 So how'd you sleep? 653 00:32:54,003 --> 00:32:57,300 Well, I guess I was right about one thing. 654 00:32:57,343 --> 00:32:59,487 It turned out to be a pretty good week for you. 655 00:33:12,945 --> 00:33:15,039 Look, I'm sorry, Shawn. 656 00:33:15,438 --> 00:33:16,895 I don't know what you want me to say to you. 657 00:33:16,896 --> 00:33:18,020 I don't know either. 658 00:33:18,161 --> 00:33:19,619 You lost a case. You lose. 659 00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:21,258 She's on the winning side, you're on the losing side. 660 00:33:21,259 --> 00:33:22,874 She's the winner, you're the loser. 661 00:33:23,734 --> 00:33:27,341 You know, dad, had I made a list of things I did want to hear, 662 00:33:27,342 --> 00:33:29,567 that wouldn't even have made the top eight. 663 00:33:29,962 --> 00:33:32,085 Something is really off with this cake. 664 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:36,029 But, Shawn, you want my advice, 665 00:33:36,030 --> 00:33:37,388 I think you should quit. 666 00:33:38,462 --> 00:33:39,538 - What? - You should quit. 667 00:33:39,539 --> 00:33:41,689 That's what you do. When things get tough, 668 00:33:41,690 --> 00:33:43,777 somebody's better than you, you quit. 669 00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:45,657 - Where is this even coming from? - Oh, come on, Shawn, 670 00:33:45,658 --> 00:33:47,811 I've got 80 examples sitting on the tip of my tongue. 671 00:33:47,982 --> 00:33:50,846 Eighth grade you quit the bassoon when Bobby Nowocinski beat you out 672 00:33:50,847 --> 00:33:52,325 for the solo in the winter festival. 673 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:53,253 Let me get this straight. 674 00:33:53,254 --> 00:33:57,412 You have an example from eighth grade sitting on the tip of your tongue? 675 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,611 Shawn, the point is, a year from now, 676 00:33:59,612 --> 00:34:02,152 you won't even be working for the Santa Barbara Police Department. 677 00:34:02,194 --> 00:34:04,470 - You don't know that. - All right, look, Shawn, 678 00:34:04,471 --> 00:34:07,403 now I'm gonna tell you something that you do want to hear. 679 00:34:10,598 --> 00:34:13,210 I accept you for who you are. 680 00:34:14,713 --> 00:34:16,822 - Is that a fact? - That is a fact. 681 00:34:16,883 --> 00:34:19,926 You don't have to prove anything to me. I'm gonna let you off the hook. 682 00:34:20,718 --> 00:34:22,643 Now, how's that feel, better? 683 00:34:23,180 --> 00:34:25,416 Now you can go ahead, and you can quit this too. 684 00:34:29,921 --> 00:34:32,081 First of all... and I think I can say this now 685 00:34:32,082 --> 00:34:33,659 with a fair amount of certainty... 686 00:34:33,660 --> 00:34:35,866 there's definitely something not right about this cake. 687 00:34:36,230 --> 00:34:38,564 Maybe because it was baked with a child's oven. 688 00:34:39,017 --> 00:34:41,790 We're talking about a deluxe Easy-Bake Oven, Gus. 689 00:34:41,791 --> 00:34:44,920 I paid over $300 for it on eBay. This is hardly a toy. 690 00:34:44,987 --> 00:34:46,884 Okay, I didn't major in psychology, 691 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:49,473 but I'm gonna guess this doesn't have anything to do with the cake. 692 00:34:49,530 --> 00:34:50,534 I'm sorry. 693 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,842 It's got nothing to do with you or me or my dad or the cake. 694 00:34:55,497 --> 00:34:57,435 It's got a little something to do with the cake. 695 00:34:58,039 --> 00:35:01,535 But it's mostly about Lindsay showing us up on this case. 696 00:35:02,663 --> 00:35:05,139 She's either a crazy-good psychic, 697 00:35:05,140 --> 00:35:07,503 or she's just a better detective than me. 698 00:35:07,751 --> 00:35:10,402 Hey, I thought you had her back at the hotel 699 00:35:10,406 --> 00:35:12,839 when you surprised her with that $500.000 thing. 700 00:35:13,292 --> 00:35:15,542 I'm getting more... I'm getting a lot more. 701 00:35:15,543 --> 00:35:19,606 Like 500.000, which would last more than just a while. 702 00:35:19,607 --> 00:35:21,712 - Maybe a whole lifetime. - That's not possible. 703 00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:23,451 I did have her. 704 00:35:23,792 --> 00:35:25,391 I totally had her. Come on! 705 00:35:30,887 --> 00:35:32,602 Mildred, you kept a record of everything 706 00:35:32,603 --> 00:35:34,655 that was said in this investigation. Am I right? 707 00:35:34,712 --> 00:35:37,004 If someone as little as burped, I got it down. 708 00:35:37,031 --> 00:35:38,674 - There's a symbol for burp? - Terrific. 709 00:35:38,675 --> 00:35:40,062 I need you to clarify something for me. 710 00:35:40,063 --> 00:35:42,678 Two days ago, in the morning, outside the Home Depot center. 711 00:35:42,679 --> 00:35:45,544 Ewing and Leikin making small talk. Can you read that back? 712 00:35:47,966 --> 00:35:52,590 - What was that, 0700 hours? - No, no, it was 7:00 a. m. 713 00:35:53,123 --> 00:35:54,325 Here's something. 714 00:35:54,423 --> 00:35:56,928 Ewing: "Do you know of a good chocolatier?" 715 00:35:56,929 --> 00:35:58,847 Leikin: "I had someone in Seattle, 716 00:35:58,848 --> 00:36:01,730 specialized in hazelnut praline stuff... very good." 717 00:36:01,772 --> 00:36:03,880 - It was just after that. - Something about the dye 718 00:36:03,881 --> 00:36:05,422 used in public swimming pools 719 00:36:05,423 --> 00:36:06,938 to identify urine? - No. 720 00:36:06,986 --> 00:36:08,245 - The musical Wicked? - No. 721 00:36:08,278 --> 00:36:10,180 - Something about coffee? - Yes, that's it. 722 00:36:10,252 --> 00:36:11,560 Mildred, could you read the coffee thing? 723 00:36:11,602 --> 00:36:13,555 Ewing: "You breached protocol, Leikin. 724 00:36:13,556 --> 00:36:17,296 I waited for you outside the hotel, 0630, but you weren't there." 725 00:36:17,338 --> 00:36:19,928 "Yeah, sorry, I got up early and went to grab coffee." 726 00:36:21,230 --> 00:36:23,654 Mildred, where are Ewing and Leikin now? 727 00:36:23,718 --> 00:36:27,476 Where I'm supposed to be... catching a chartered flight back to Washington. 728 00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:28,755 - I'm late. - Not a problem. 729 00:36:28,756 --> 00:36:30,864 We'll give you a ride. We happen to be headed that way. 730 00:36:30,892 --> 00:36:31,713 That's great. 731 00:36:31,789 --> 00:36:34,011 - Mildred, here, say this. - Shotgun. 732 00:36:34,136 --> 00:36:35,282 Tough luck, buddy. 733 00:36:37,951 --> 00:36:40,086 Well, folks... 734 00:36:40,087 --> 00:36:42,776 You all did a nice job on this investigation. 735 00:36:44,263 --> 00:36:45,731 So, uh... 736 00:36:46,155 --> 00:36:48,122 you have a MySpace page or something? 737 00:36:49,906 --> 00:36:51,066 Whoa, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay! 738 00:36:51,067 --> 00:36:52,368 Wait, wait, wait! 739 00:36:55,723 --> 00:36:58,657 I just wanted to make sure I had an opportunity to congratulate you, 740 00:36:58,658 --> 00:36:59,982 you know, personally. 741 00:37:00,532 --> 00:37:04,006 - Thank you. It's not necessary. - No, no, no, it is necessary. 742 00:37:04,007 --> 00:37:05,717 You did it. You cracked it. 743 00:37:05,718 --> 00:37:08,858 I mean, you deserve all the credit... You're amazing. She's an amazing person. 744 00:37:09,289 --> 00:37:12,104 Look, Shawn, don't feel too bad. 745 00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:16,670 - There'll be other cases. - Yeah, yeah, I know. I know. 746 00:37:18,609 --> 00:37:19,783 But not for you. 747 00:37:20,344 --> 00:37:21,687 You see... 748 00:37:21,688 --> 00:37:24,773 It all started when you identified the scar on the jaw line 749 00:37:24,774 --> 00:37:27,349 of our counterfeiter, along with his little diamond-stud earring. 750 00:37:27,350 --> 00:37:30,164 I mean, I couldn't even draw a hair color. 751 00:37:30,388 --> 00:37:32,928 So there's no way that you could do that unless... 752 00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:34,994 Unless you'd already seen him before. 753 00:37:38,641 --> 00:37:40,608 - This is ridiculous. - Is it? 754 00:37:41,613 --> 00:37:43,947 It's not like I'm wearing a giant moose costume. 755 00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:47,261 I had a vision you were drinking coffee. 756 00:37:47,303 --> 00:37:50,175 - Oh, congratulations. - But not at the hotel. 757 00:37:52,762 --> 00:37:56,732 You were driving past one Starbucks, two Starbucks, 17 Starbucks, 758 00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:58,685 and ended up all the way in Goleta. 759 00:37:59,351 --> 00:38:01,388 On the very same day that Grabinski's Lamborghini 760 00:38:01,389 --> 00:38:04,586 was spotted just outside of town in... Anybody? 761 00:38:05,938 --> 00:38:08,386 - Special? - Goleta. 762 00:38:08,516 --> 00:38:10,954 That's right. Goleta. 763 00:38:12,259 --> 00:38:16,094 The two of you were partners and you were in touch the whole time. 764 00:38:16,281 --> 00:38:19,196 What's more, they were lovers in the night. 765 00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:20,597 I'm seeing somebody. 766 00:38:20,655 --> 00:38:23,089 I didn't think it was possible to fall in love with somebody 767 00:38:23,090 --> 00:38:24,457 in the span of five minutes. 768 00:38:24,527 --> 00:38:27,829 She got us so close to the counterfeiter a month ago in Wilmette, Illinois. 769 00:38:27,886 --> 00:38:29,748 Probably just missed him by five minutes. 770 00:38:29,805 --> 00:38:31,015 That's when you met him. 771 00:38:31,461 --> 00:38:33,371 You didn't miss him. She had him. 772 00:38:33,443 --> 00:38:35,382 She had your bad boy red-handed. 773 00:38:35,433 --> 00:38:37,046 Suddenly you were much more interested 774 00:38:37,047 --> 00:38:39,706 in combining forces and making a whole lot of money. 775 00:38:40,210 --> 00:38:41,341 And it was going well. 776 00:38:41,822 --> 00:38:43,110 It was going very well... 777 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,364 Until you blew it. 778 00:38:45,506 --> 00:38:47,151 You know which moment I'm talking about, right? 779 00:38:47,152 --> 00:38:49,090 The one in the hotel room. When you realized 780 00:38:49,091 --> 00:38:51,799 he had printed way more than the 50,000 that you'd planned. 781 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:52,818 And the passport? 782 00:38:53,228 --> 00:38:56,114 So you called him that morning, you met him at the warehouse. 783 00:38:56,115 --> 00:38:58,225 It was you who struggled with him. 784 00:38:58,903 --> 00:39:01,790 And it was you who shot him dead. 785 00:39:03,027 --> 00:39:04,937 Only then, having your vision 786 00:39:04,938 --> 00:39:07,951 that miraculously led everyone here to the crime scene. 787 00:39:08,815 --> 00:39:13,544 Oh, come on. I mean, I've seen poor losers before, but this is just sad. 788 00:39:14,167 --> 00:39:15,694 Your DNA was all over him. 789 00:39:15,932 --> 00:39:19,286 But you covered your tracks by touching the body in front of everybody 790 00:39:19,287 --> 00:39:21,605 before forensics had a chance to come in and brush it. 791 00:39:21,815 --> 00:39:22,820 Or comb it. 792 00:39:23,372 --> 00:39:24,377 Braid it. 793 00:39:25,141 --> 00:39:26,754 - Maybe put it in pigtails. - Shawn! 794 00:39:27,044 --> 00:39:29,067 That only leaves one outstanding issue. 795 00:39:29,068 --> 00:39:32,025 And that is... Where's the rest of the money? 796 00:39:33,015 --> 00:39:34,019 Wait a minute. 797 00:39:34,571 --> 00:39:35,576 What's happening? 798 00:39:37,118 --> 00:39:38,284 What's happening to me? 799 00:39:38,567 --> 00:39:39,961 I've heard about this. 800 00:39:41,431 --> 00:39:43,695 It's called spontaneous psychic krav maga. 801 00:39:47,978 --> 00:39:49,875 Oh, my, it's the bag. 802 00:39:50,256 --> 00:39:51,377 Something's in the bag! 803 00:39:51,837 --> 00:39:55,106 It's bad. It's very bad. And it could be embarrassing. 804 00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:08,010 Well, you were wrong about one thing, Shawn. 805 00:40:09,863 --> 00:40:12,043 I didn't sleep with you because you were my enemy. 806 00:40:12,044 --> 00:40:15,488 I did it because I really thought we had something. 807 00:40:15,754 --> 00:40:16,759 Okay. 808 00:40:16,978 --> 00:40:19,624 First of all, a little discretion would be nice. All right? 809 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,100 I mean, these are... These are my co-workers. 810 00:40:23,044 --> 00:40:25,647 Secondly, anything we had, you ruined. 811 00:40:26,453 --> 00:40:28,477 Because you betrayed your gift, Leikin. 812 00:40:29,723 --> 00:40:31,930 You give a bad name to psychics like me 813 00:40:31,931 --> 00:40:34,336 who pride themselves on the purity of that gift. 814 00:40:34,337 --> 00:40:37,445 There are so many people out there who already doubt what we do. 815 00:40:37,446 --> 00:40:40,219 Now you've given 'em all a reason to think that we're fakes. 816 00:40:40,829 --> 00:40:43,403 You sicken me... I'm sickened. 817 00:40:45,961 --> 00:40:49,674 I mean, sure, I'm still wildly attracted to you on the physical level, but... 818 00:40:49,675 --> 00:40:53,694 spiritually and psychically, you're dead to me. 819 00:40:55,589 --> 00:40:58,489 Gun! I'm taking him and I'm taking the plane. 820 00:41:08,368 --> 00:41:09,854 This is not what it looks like. 821 00:41:14,598 --> 00:41:17,311 Okay, they're just processing Ms. Leikin's arrest before 822 00:41:17,312 --> 00:41:19,057 we put her back on a plane to Washington. 823 00:41:19,184 --> 00:41:21,496 It'd be great if you guys could give me this paperwork as soon as possible. 824 00:41:21,539 --> 00:41:22,543 Got it. 825 00:41:49,669 --> 00:41:51,177 Lassiter spilled a cup of coffee on me 826 00:41:51,178 --> 00:41:52,960 and right before I was supposed to get on the plane. 827 00:41:53,257 --> 00:41:55,309 Thankfully I keep an extra crisp, white shirt on me. 828 00:41:55,310 --> 00:41:57,410 Government issue, folds up to the size of my wallet. 829 00:41:57,660 --> 00:41:59,203 Fits in my back pocket. 830 00:42:00,170 --> 00:42:02,491 Gotta love those boys in the Gadget Tech Department. 831 00:42:02,492 --> 00:42:04,692 Sync: Indru for Freshon.TV