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[welcome to Couer d'Couers]
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At this very moment
in the town of Couer d'Couers
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Young Ned was 9 years,27 weeks,
6 days and 3 minutes old.
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His dog Digby was 3 years,2 weeks,
6 days,5 hours,and 9 minutes old.
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And not a minute older.
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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
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This was the moment young Ned realized
he wasn't like the other children.
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Nor was he like anyone
else for that matter.
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Young Ned could touch dead things
and bring them back to life.
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This touch was a gift given to him,
but not by anyone in particular.
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There was no box,no instructions,
no manufacturers warantee.
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It just was.
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The terms of use weren't
immediately clear,
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Nor were they of immediate concern.
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Yound Ned was in love...
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Her name was Chuck.
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At this very moment she was 8 years
42 weeks 3 hours and 2 minutes old.
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Young Ned did not think of her as being
born or hatched or conceived in anyway.
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Chuck came ready-made
from the Play-Doh fun factory of life.
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In their imaginations,yound Ned and the
girl named Chuck conquered the world.
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Long after their play date was over,
young Ned remained under Chuck's spell.
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Until a blood vessel in his mother's
brain burst,killing her instantly.
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Must have slipped.
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Clumsy. Did the timer go off ?
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Young Ned's random gift that was,
came with a caveat or too.
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It was a gift that not only gave...
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...but took.
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Young Ned discovered he could
only bring the dead back to life
for one minute without consequences.
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Any longer and someone else had to die.
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In the grand universal scheme of things,
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young Ned traded his mother's life
for Chuck's father's.
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Come on big daddy,into bed.
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But there was one more thing about touching
dead things that young Ned didn't know.
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And he learned it
in the most unfortunate way.
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First touch : life.
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Second touch : dead again,forever.
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He maketh me to lie down
in green pastures.
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After a brief mourning period,
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Young Ned's father would
hustle him off to boarding school.
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Never to be seen again.
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Chuck would be fostered
by aunts Lily and Vivian,
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A renowned synchronized swimming duo.
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They shared matching personality
disorders and a love for fine cheese.
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At their respective parent's funerals
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Dizzy with grief,curiosity
and hormones ;
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young Ned and the girl named Chuck,
had their first and only kiss.
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After his mother's death,
Ned avoided social attachments,
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fearing what he'd do if someone
else he loved died.
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And he became obsessed with pies.
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It's 19 years 34 weeks
1 day and 59 minutes later,
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Heretofore known as now.
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Young Ned has become the pie-maker.
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And this is where he makes his pies.
[xxxxx]
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The peaches never brown,
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the dead fruit in his hand becomes ripe
with everlasting flavor
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as long as he only touches it once.
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Every day I come in,I pick a pie,
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I concentrate all my love on that pie,
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if I love it,someone else is gonna
love it,and you know what ?
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By the end of the day,
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I've sold more of those pies
than any other pie in the bakery.
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- Yeah ? What pie do you love today ?
- Rhubarb.
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I'll stick with three plum,a la mode.
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Emerson Cod was the sole keeper
of the pie-maker's secret.
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And this is how he came to be the sole
keeper of the pie-maker's secret.
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A private investigator,
Mr. Cod met the pie-maker
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when his Pie Hole was
on the verge of financial ruin.
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Mr. Cod proposed a partnership.
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Murders are much easier to solve when
you can ask the victim who killed them.
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The pie-maker reluctantly agreed.
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I ask you not to use the word zombie,
it's disrespectful.
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Stumbling around,squawking for brain,
that's not how they do.
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An undead,nobody
wants to be un-anything,
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Why begin to state more
of the negative ?
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It's like saying : I don't disagree.
Just say you agree.
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Are you confortable with living dead ?
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You're either living or you're dead.
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When you're living your life when
you're dead,
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that's what you are but when you're dead
and then you're not,you're alive again.
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Can't we say alive again ?
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Didn't that sound nice ?
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It sounds like you are a narcoleptic.
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I suffer from sudden
uncontrolable attacks of deep sleep ?
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- What's the other one ?
- Necrophiliac ?
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All these sound alike,
get mixed up in my head.
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Me too. I used to think
masturbation meant chewing your food.
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I don't think that anymore.
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Can you lock the door behind you ?
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So you want in on
this opportunity or not ?
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A dog is involved.
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- What kind of dog ?
- It's gonna be a dead dog.
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A dead dog named Cantaloupe.
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They're putting her down.
Allegedly killed her owner.
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- When you say allegedly...
- Cantaloupe was framed.
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Someone put a part of the victim
in her mouth.
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Docile as a kitten,says the family.
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Despite it being a Chow,the breed
most likely to turn on its owner.
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That's racial profiling.
Look here.
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If the dog is innocent,
then it's murder.
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And if it's murder,
then there's a reward.
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The facts were these :
one Leonard Gaswint
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39 years,42 weeks,5 days,
3 hours and 26 minutes old,
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was found mauled to death
in his home office.
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His dog Cantaloupe was the sole witness
and only suspect in the murder.
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Convinced of her innocence,
the Gaswint family
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offered a significant reward
to find the real killer.
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You're the dog expert ?
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Already had a dog expert.
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I'm the other one.
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How does he look ?
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Fine,but my threshold's pretty high,
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so you have to take what I say
with a grain of salt.
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That ain't a grain of salt.
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that's one of them blocks
they give cows to lick.
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He can't help how he is.
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That don't make it any less dramatic.
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- For who ?
- Me.
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And I'm sure him,but mainly me.
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I'm gonna wait outside.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Sorry to disturb you Mr. Gaswint
or Leonard,
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- do you prefer-
- Leo !
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Your current condition...
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Do I have something right here ?
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There's nothing right there.
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- Damn dog.
- Cantaloupe ?
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No,Cantaloupe is docile as a kitten.
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It's that Rottweiler,
my secretary sicked her dog on me.
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She's been upset
since last year's Christmas party.
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You know,it's a funny story...
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Was it the Chow ?
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The secretary... with her Rottweiler.
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Her good name cleared
and her execution stayed,
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Cantaloupe was freed.
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And the secretary and her Rottweiler
were hauled to justice.
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An anonymous tip led
to solving the murder
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of a Michigan entrepreneur thought
to be mauled to death by a family pet.
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The truth however is much more sinister.
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Olive Snook enjoyed
her time with Digby.
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He was a surrogate
for the human connection
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she wanted with the pie-maker.
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Her desperate attempts to connect
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to someone
so disconnected terrified him.
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But that didn't stop her from trying.
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How was your convention ?
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Conventional.
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How is Digby ?
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Neurotic. He's a very needy dog.
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Do you pet him ?
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Maybe if you pet him once in a while,
he wouldn't be so neurotic.
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I pet him,I'm allergic so I can't
actually touch him but I pet him.
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With a stick ? How do you pet him ?
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A stick is involved but it's more like
a handle to a... petting device.
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A dog needs to be touched.
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We all need to be touched.
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You touch him.
Other people touch him.
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He's your dog.
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Do you...
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... touch anything ?
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Of course,I...
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I touch lots of things.
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With affection.
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When was the last time
someone touched you with affection ?
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I get touched...
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Can you get Digby's leash now ?
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You don't mind
that I don't touch you,do you ?
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And then came the event
that changed everything.
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In other news... the body of
a young woman allegedly murdered
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aboard a cruise ship
has been recovered from the sea.
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The victim's identity
is being withheld...
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The pie-maker listened
intently to the news,
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unaware that he stopped breathing.
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He was haunted by the name of this woman
who met her end on the high seas.
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Oh,my... here's your leash.
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But he didn't know why...
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Her name is still withheld,
very little is known of the victim
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who was reportedly travelling alone
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when murdered aboard
a passenger ship that was returning
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from a tropical cruise sailing between
the United States and Tahiti.
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The ship's captain initially
dismissed the death as an accident,
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suggesting the victim likely
returned from a late night out...
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hurt herself retrieving ice.
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Been watching the news lately ?
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Doesn't seem like much going on in
the world besides a dead girl on a boat.
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I'd going on with that dead girl.
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Is that so ?
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50000 $ worth of "that's so".
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- You're interested in a conversation ?
- Yeah,I could be persuaded.
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Well,you better be persuaded quick
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as the dead girl's about
to go into ground.
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They just put her out of the water.
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Jewish.
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Christians leave them laying around,
Jews got to get them buried.
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- Where’re we going ?
- Couer d' Couers.
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- You ever been there ?
- I grew up there. Sort of...
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This dead girl from Couer d' Couers,
does she have a name ?
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Charlotte Charles...
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Chuck...
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The pie-maker
never returned to Couer d'Couers
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after being sent away to school.
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But he thought of Chuck everyday.
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- You know this girl ?
- I know of her.
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Know of her in the biblical sense ?
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I haven't thought of her since I was 10.
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Think of her a lot when you were 10 ?
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Don't remember anything when I was 10.
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The pie-maker remembers everything.
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The facts were these...
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Charlotte Charles,28 years,24 weeks,
3 days,11 hours and 51 minutes old
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was found floating in the ocean moments
after her body was discarded there.
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Discarded by whom
seemed to be a question
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only Charlotte Charles could answer.
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The funeral director,
always eager to supplement his income,
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Gentlemen.
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was more than happy to grant
the deceased an audience.
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I just wanna... I wanna...
Can I do this one alone ?
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On account of... you know...
the whole historical context of...
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You have something
personal you need to say ?
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No...
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OK,maybe. But I've nothing
to gain but a small amount of closure.
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What you got so open
it needs closure ?
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Just wanna say I'm sorry for something,
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one of those stupid things kids do,
they don't know they're doing.
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Yeah,well,
you ask who killed her first.
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- OK.
- You only got a minute.
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- I know.
- 60 seconds.
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- I know.
- All right.
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Only Prince Charming could know
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how the pie-maker
felt upon looking at her.
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Great thought was taken
as to where to touch her.
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The lip's too forward.
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The cheek...
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The cheek.
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- Chuck,wait !
- Who are you ?
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You remember the little boy who lived
next door to you when your dad died ?
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Ned ? Oh,my God ! Hey,how are you ?
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Good,you look great.
You know what's happening right now ?
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I had the strangest dream,I was being
strangled to death with a plastic sack.
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You were strangled to death
with a plastic sack.
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That's probably an odd thing to hear
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but I wasn't quite sure
how to sugar-coat it.
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You only have a minute... less.
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What can I do in less than a minute ?
244
00:15:47,398 --> 00:15:50,708
You could tell me who killed you,
so... you know,justice can be served.
245
00:15:50,728 --> 00:15:52,878
Well,that's really sweet
but I don't know who killed me.
246
00:15:52,888 --> 00:15:53,928
I went to go to get ice
247
00:15:53,938 --> 00:15:56,318
and I dropped my room key
in the icemaker,as I was thinking,
248
00:15:56,338 --> 00:15:58,658
... "That was dumb".
- She was thinking,"That was dumb",
249
00:15:58,818 --> 00:16:01,608
Chuck was strangled
to death with a plastic sack.
250
00:16:01,858 --> 00:16:03,748
And then you touched my cheek.
251
00:16:03,998 --> 00:16:05,888
- What's going on ?
- Just a second !
252
00:16:07,068 --> 00:16:08,448
- Is my time up ?
- I'm sorry.
253
00:16:09,558 --> 00:16:11,628
Well... thanks for calling me Chuck.
254
00:16:12,288 --> 00:16:14,858
Do you know,nobody's
called me Chuck since...
255
00:16:15,598 --> 00:16:16,678
... since you.
256
00:16:17,398 --> 00:16:19,618
And I used to,
when I lived next door to you...
257
00:16:19,748 --> 00:16:21,258
I had a cr... I was in...
258
00:16:22,178 --> 00:16:24,288
You were my first kiss.
259
00:16:25,058 --> 00:16:26,048
Yeah ?
260
00:16:27,348 --> 00:16:29,058
You were my first kiss too.
261
00:16:29,998 --> 00:16:33,748
You wanna be my last kiss ?
First and last ? Is that weird ?
262
00:16:35,608 --> 00:16:36,608
That's not weird.
263
00:16:37,258 --> 00:16:38,268
It's magical.
264
00:16:39,638 --> 00:16:42,098
Chuck's minute of life was nearly over.
265
00:16:46,748 --> 00:16:49,448
The pie-maker's lips went
as far as they would go.
266
00:16:50,478 --> 00:16:52,868
He couldn't will them to go any further.
267
00:16:57,878 --> 00:16:59,428
And as a consequence...
268
00:17:00,968 --> 00:17:03,478
... the funeral director
would go no further.
269
00:17:13,148 --> 00:17:16,038
Hey,if you don't wanna kiss me,
it's OK. I just thought it might be...
270
00:17:16,088 --> 00:17:17,768
No,I want to,I do,I...
271
00:17:19,628 --> 00:17:22,178
What if you didn't have to... be dead.
272
00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:25,328
Well,that would be preferable.
273
00:17:27,398 --> 00:17:28,568
Nobody can know.
274
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:30,538
Hop in !
275
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,658
I got to think of a way
to get you out of here.
276
00:17:34,998 --> 00:17:37,508
Can you lie really still,
until I get back ?
277
00:17:41,938 --> 00:17:43,198
Doesn't know. Didn't know.
278
00:17:43,378 --> 00:17:45,488
So somebody just threw
her carcass overboard.
279
00:17:45,538 --> 00:17:47,848
- Why're you sweating ?
- I'm... It's warm in there. What ?
280
00:17:47,888 --> 00:17:49,248
- Your eye's twitching.
- My eye ?
281
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,218
You eye is twitching.
282
00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:53,938
When people aren't being honest,
their eye twitches.
283
00:17:54,058 --> 00:17:55,978
Right there. Like yours did just now.
284
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,908
It's nerves.
Aggravated by a stomach thing.
285
00:17:57,948 --> 00:17:59,978
It's like acid reflux but in my eye.
286
00:18:00,548 --> 00:18:02,418
I think I'm gonna stay for the service.
287
00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:03,758
Is that so ?
288
00:18:03,928 --> 00:18:07,038
Just feeling nostalgic. Do you remember
how to get back to the station ?
289
00:18:07,168 --> 00:18:10,758
It's down the... I'll catch you
later boss.
290
00:18:49,658 --> 00:18:53,978
Lying in the dark,Chuck considered
how she came to be lying in the dark.
291
00:18:55,548 --> 00:18:59,138
She considered the life
that was with aunts Lily and Vivian.
292
00:19:00,658 --> 00:19:05,388
Their personality disorders blossomed
into incapacitating social phobia.
293
00:19:06,358 --> 00:19:09,888
Which made it difficult
for them to leave the house.
294
00:19:10,938 --> 00:19:13,958
Which in turn made it difficult
for Chuck to leave them.
295
00:19:14,748 --> 00:19:18,468
She served her community
by harvesting honey for the homeless.
296
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,768
She never strayed far from home.
297
00:19:22,098 --> 00:19:24,118
She read about people
she could never be,
298
00:19:24,278 --> 00:19:26,538
and adventures she would never have.
299
00:19:27,428 --> 00:19:30,478
Life was good enough,
until one day,it wasn't.
300
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,138
Chuck wanted more.
301
00:19:32,358 --> 00:19:36,748
But at Boutique Travel Travel Boutique,
she got more than she bargained for.
302
00:19:38,558 --> 00:19:40,808
Hey,I think somebody's truck's on fire.
303
00:19:41,898 --> 00:19:43,058
Oh Gee !
304
00:19:48,528 --> 00:19:49,528
Sorry I'm late.
305
00:19:50,158 --> 00:19:53,598
Only Sleeping Beauty could know
how she felt at this moment.
306
00:19:58,258 --> 00:20:00,348
I can't even hug you,
what if you need a hug ?
307
00:20:00,358 --> 00:20:01,778
A hugged can turn your day around.
308
00:20:01,788 --> 00:20:02,908
I'm not a fan of hug.
309
00:20:02,938 --> 00:20:04,328
Then you haven't been hug properly,
310
00:20:04,358 --> 00:20:06,948
it's like an emotional Heimlich
someone puts their arms around you
311
00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:08,698
and they give you a squeeze and...
312
00:20:08,748 --> 00:20:11,058
All your fear and anxiety
come shooting out of your mouth
313
00:20:11,088 --> 00:20:12,778
in a big wet wad and
you can breathe again.
314
00:20:12,798 --> 00:20:14,168
That's fine for someone else to do
315
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:16,348
if I'm choking on something other
than emotion but
316
00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:17,488
you can't touch me.
317
00:20:17,848 --> 00:20:19,228
So a kiss is out of the question ?
318
00:20:22,728 --> 00:20:24,148
I've lost my train of thought.
319
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,908
How long have you been thinking
about this ?
320
00:20:29,948 --> 00:20:31,988
Like thinking thinking ?
That wasn't premeditated,
321
00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:35,268
I wasn't lying in wait,
more like I was musing on the idea
322
00:20:35,358 --> 00:20:36,388
not you know,
323
00:20:36,508 --> 00:20:38,348
dwelling,
there were times I did dwell on you
324
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:39,518
about you,a little.
325
00:20:39,608 --> 00:20:43,018
But I wasn't seriously considering
till the exact moment I did it
326
00:20:43,248 --> 00:20:44,798
or didn't do it...
327
00:20:45,908 --> 00:20:47,728
I was wondering if you'd come back.
328
00:20:47,818 --> 00:20:49,658
I guess you came back
when I needed you most.
329
00:20:49,698 --> 00:20:52,198
Well that would have been
before I was killed,
330
00:20:53,008 --> 00:20:53,998
but this worked out.
331
00:20:54,258 --> 00:20:55,938
You understand you can't go
back,right ?
332
00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:57,278
You can't see your aunts.
333
00:20:57,318 --> 00:20:59,338
They'll go off their rockers
without me. Besides,
334
00:20:59,348 --> 00:21:01,298
they're shut-in,
it's not like they talk to anybody.
335
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,808
People are used to this sort of thing.
336
00:21:02,838 --> 00:21:04,958
Issues of morality,
how come she's not dead anymore.
337
00:21:04,968 --> 00:21:06,048
It'd be a disaster.
338
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:09,808
I suppose dying is as good an excuse
as any to start living.
339
00:21:18,838 --> 00:21:19,988
This is Digby.
340
00:21:20,598 --> 00:21:21,978
Wasn't your old dog named Digby ?
341
00:21:22,338 --> 00:21:23,328
This is him.
342
00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:25,808
Did you... ?
343
00:21:26,348 --> 00:21:27,338
And now is here ?
344
00:21:27,738 --> 00:21:28,728
Yeah.
345
00:21:29,118 --> 00:21:30,278
You seem to do that a lot.
346
00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:31,448
Why do you do that a lot ?
347
00:21:31,528 --> 00:21:32,538
It's just the two of you.
348
00:21:34,308 --> 00:21:36,558
I hate to be a bad host
but I'm sort of exhausted
349
00:21:36,568 --> 00:21:39,328
- from chasing your coffin.
- Oh yeah,of course.
350
00:21:39,858 --> 00:21:42,378
I'm gonna sleep here,
you take the bed,I insist.
351
00:21:44,468 --> 00:21:47,338
My eyes are rolling back into my head.
352
00:21:48,788 --> 00:21:50,128
I'm lying down now.
353
00:21:59,738 --> 00:22:01,208
I'd kiss you but it would kill me.
354
00:22:03,018 --> 00:22:04,978
28 year-old lonely tourist
Charlotte Charles
355
00:22:04,988 --> 00:22:06,648
was laid to rest earlier today.
356
00:22:06,768 --> 00:22:09,828
She is survived by her aunts,
Vivian and Lili Charles,
357
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:11,118
In a strange bed,
358
00:22:11,128 --> 00:22:13,658
watching her own funeral
on the evening news,
359
00:22:13,668 --> 00:22:17,238
Chuck was strucked
by the undignified nature of celebrity.
360
00:22:18,508 --> 00:22:21,178
No one wants to be famous
for the way they died.
361
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:24,568
Boutique Travel Travel Boutique
has offered a $50,000 reward
362
00:22:24,578 --> 00:22:26,308
in the murder of Charlotte Charles.
363
00:22:29,768 --> 00:22:30,758
Ned ?
364
00:22:35,328 --> 00:22:37,708
Would I be alive right now
if I knew who killed me ?
365
00:22:38,368 --> 00:22:39,448
Of course,don't be silly,
366
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:41,348
that's something in the news
about the reward.
367
00:22:41,368 --> 00:22:44,088
You said you wanted to know who killed
me so that justice could be served.
368
00:22:44,108 --> 00:22:45,648
And I don't think
justice was on the menu,
369
00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:47,428
maybe as a side dish
but not as an entree.
370
00:22:47,448 --> 00:22:48,698
It's most definitely an entree.
371
00:22:48,718 --> 00:22:51,168
It was a special of the day.
Can we drop the metaphore ?
372
00:22:51,238 --> 00:22:53,958
I wouldn't have known you had died
if it weren't for the reward.
373
00:22:54,008 --> 00:22:55,198
When were you gonna tell me ?
374
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,838
In the morning,or when it came up
which ever didn't come first.
375
00:22:57,868 --> 00:22:59,658
$50,000,that makes a lot of pie.
376
00:22:59,668 --> 00:23:01,418
25,000,I have a business partner.
377
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:04,548
- What ? It's a business ?
- Not in the traditional sense.
378
00:23:04,958 --> 00:23:06,388
You touch murdered victims,
379
00:23:06,398 --> 00:23:08,278
you ask who killed them,
you touch them again,
380
00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:10,218
they go back to being dead,
and then you...
381
00:23:10,408 --> 00:23:11,398
collect the reward ?
382
00:23:11,678 --> 00:23:13,008
That's it in a nutshell.
383
00:23:13,098 --> 00:23:14,368
So you're after my reward ?
384
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,298
I'm not mad at you,
I just want to know...
385
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,088
I'll be mad at you
if you lie to me though.
386
00:23:18,108 --> 00:23:19,108
I don't want your reward.
387
00:23:19,118 --> 00:23:21,748
I'll be so mad if you're lying,
you'll have me scratching the drapes.
388
00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:22,918
I'm not lying.
389
00:23:23,148 --> 00:23:25,108
Please don't attack
the window treatments.
390
00:23:25,588 --> 00:23:27,108
Okay,go back to sleep.
391
00:24:10,068 --> 00:24:13,018
please do not leave this apt
392
00:24:24,488 --> 00:24:25,918
I'm a friend of Ned's.
393
00:24:29,058 --> 00:24:30,088
Does he touch you ?
394
00:24:31,648 --> 00:24:34,498
- So how was the service ?
- You know,I just paid my respects.
395
00:24:35,028 --> 00:24:36,558
You weren't looking to get paid ?
396
00:24:36,688 --> 00:24:38,798
Might see a dead woman
speaking to you in confidence
397
00:24:38,808 --> 00:24:41,388
as an opportunity to make
a whole lot of money by your lonesome.
398
00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:45,018
- Regardless of prior arrangements.
- There's no opportunity here.
399
00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:46,958
Are you the business partner ?
400
00:24:47,168 --> 00:24:49,018
- Yes,Ma'am.
- Found her upstairs.
401
00:24:49,248 --> 00:24:51,118
Doesn't she look a lot
like that dead girl ?
402
00:24:51,248 --> 00:24:53,038
She looks exactly like that dead girl.
403
00:24:53,078 --> 00:24:55,238
You should take that as a compliment,
she was pretty.
404
00:24:55,268 --> 00:24:56,468
Pie time.
405
00:24:57,368 --> 00:24:58,358
Pie time ?
406
00:25:00,338 --> 00:25:03,618
I've been ruminating and by ruminating ;
I mean pondering not chewing cud.
407
00:25:03,648 --> 00:25:05,778
How about we solve my murder
and collect the reward ?
408
00:25:05,818 --> 00:25:06,988
wouldn't that be poetic ?
409
00:25:07,448 --> 00:25:08,528
Certainly an anecdote.
410
00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:09,948
She's supposed to be in the ground.
411
00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:11,348
I thought you didn't want the reward.
412
00:25:11,368 --> 00:25:14,798
No,I wanted you not to want
the reward. $50,000 is a lot of money.
413
00:25:15,588 --> 00:25:16,578
Three way split.
414
00:25:16,638 --> 00:25:17,678
30- 30- 40 ?
415
00:25:18,328 --> 00:25:20,168
It's only fair I get more ;
I did die for it.
416
00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:21,828
I'm not a detective,I make pies.
417
00:25:21,848 --> 00:25:24,138
You can't just touch somebody's life
and be done with it.
418
00:25:24,168 --> 00:25:25,478
Yes I can,that's how I roll.
419
00:25:25,628 --> 00:25:26,928
I could do 30- 30- 40.
420
00:25:27,038 --> 00:25:28,638
She's supposed to be dead.
421
00:25:29,008 --> 00:25:30,228
You're supposed to be dead.
422
00:25:30,878 --> 00:25:32,598
- This is pushing your luck.
- Yeah,well,
423
00:25:33,238 --> 00:25:34,448
luck pushed me first.
424
00:25:37,988 --> 00:25:41,318
It's just so shockingly stupid,
I have a hard time believing you did it.
425
00:25:41,658 --> 00:25:43,148
You just agreed to be her partner.
426
00:25:43,158 --> 00:25:45,058
I did it to profit from your stupidity.
427
00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:46,338
Are you in love with her ?
428
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,878
Cause it's that level of stupid...
429
00:25:47,888 --> 00:25:50,068
I'll admit to being confused,
it's a very confusing time.
430
00:25:50,078 --> 00:25:53,088
Childhood issues,
digging in the dirt,it's all coming up.
431
00:25:53,098 --> 00:25:55,338
You know what ?
We all have childhood issues,okay ?
432
00:25:55,348 --> 00:25:57,578
Believe me,
I got the full subscription,okay ?
433
00:25:57,798 --> 00:26:00,598
- Horror stories.
- I kinda kill her dad when I was 10.
434
00:26:01,188 --> 00:26:02,458
Maybe not horror stories.
435
00:26:03,418 --> 00:26:04,408
She doesn't know.
436
00:26:04,768 --> 00:26:07,448
But I wanted to make it better
or different in what it was because
437
00:26:07,468 --> 00:26:10,028
what it was was her dead and
I didn't that to be my fault too.
438
00:26:10,158 --> 00:26:11,498
But who died instead ?
439
00:26:13,798 --> 00:26:15,648
It's a random proximity thing.
440
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:17,808
- Bitch ! I was in proximity.
- I wasn't thinking.
441
00:26:19,418 --> 00:26:20,818
I wondered what happened to him.
442
00:26:20,948 --> 00:26:22,998
He was a very very bad man.
443
00:26:23,008 --> 00:26:25,968
He stole stuff off dead people
and sold it on the internet.
444
00:26:26,248 --> 00:26:28,008
- It's all on the obituary.
- That's nice.
445
00:26:28,188 --> 00:26:30,238
The fact
that he was a very very bad man
446
00:26:30,268 --> 00:26:31,938
makes you feel better
about what you did ?
447
00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:33,368
Yes,immensely.
448
00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,338
I would've felt horrible if it was...
449
00:26:36,068 --> 00:26:37,098
you for example.
450
00:26:37,798 --> 00:26:38,788
I'm not proud.
451
00:26:39,048 --> 00:26:40,558
You know what ? I'm glad you did it.
452
00:26:40,608 --> 00:26:42,728
Makes the worst thing I ever did
seem insignificant.
453
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,588
Listen to you,all judgy judge.
454
00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:46,148
Judgy judge ?
Look.
455
00:26:46,978 --> 00:26:50,528
You don't know anything about this girl
except she got herself killed.
456
00:26:53,358 --> 00:26:54,838
I'm not who you think I am.
457
00:26:55,598 --> 00:26:56,808
Who does he think you are ?
458
00:26:56,928 --> 00:26:59,238
The small town girl
who never saw the world,
459
00:26:59,248 --> 00:27:01,048
only to have her first time out
be her last.
460
00:27:01,128 --> 00:27:02,698
Well,that is who I am but
461
00:27:03,758 --> 00:27:05,598
I was hoisted by my own petard.
462
00:27:05,638 --> 00:27:06,638
What's the petard ?
463
00:27:06,658 --> 00:27:08,628
In my case,
the petard is that Tahitian getaway
464
00:27:08,638 --> 00:27:09,688
was a devil's bargain.
465
00:27:09,698 --> 00:27:11,598
- Who's the devil ?
- Deedee Dafield.
466
00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:13,828
Manager Boutique Travel Travel Boutique.
467
00:27:13,838 --> 00:27:16,058
She offered me a high seas adventure
at no cost.
468
00:27:16,318 --> 00:27:17,898
All I had to do was pick up a package.
469
00:27:18,168 --> 00:27:19,788
- Are you a drug mule ?
- No.
470
00:27:20,948 --> 00:27:22,598
I'm a monkey mule.
471
00:27:23,578 --> 00:27:25,968
And these are the
monkeys in question.
472
00:27:26,408 --> 00:27:28,028
You died for a pair of plaster monkeys.
473
00:27:28,218 --> 00:27:31,138
Deedee said they weren't worth much,
their only value was sentimental.
474
00:27:31,168 --> 00:27:32,978
Those must have been
some emotional monkeys.
475
00:27:33,038 --> 00:27:34,628
You should ask Deedee about all of this,
476
00:27:34,638 --> 00:27:36,338
I'm very curious as what she has to say.
477
00:27:37,078 --> 00:27:40,338
Boutique Travel Travel Boutique
manager Deedee Dafield
478
00:27:40,348 --> 00:27:43,098
hoped the $50,000 reward
would catch her killer
479
00:27:43,158 --> 00:27:44,818
before her killer caught her.
480
00:27:47,408 --> 00:27:51,108
The reward failed short
of achieving its desired goal.
481
00:27:53,428 --> 00:27:54,998
I guess I can't be too mad at her.
482
00:27:55,188 --> 00:27:57,448
Is that how they found me ?
It's humiliating.
483
00:27:57,638 --> 00:27:59,008
How long she's been here ?
484
00:27:59,098 --> 00:28:00,748
Touch the poor bitch and ask her.
485
00:28:04,848 --> 00:28:07,348
I'm sort of embarrassed to do it
in front of you.
486
00:28:19,978 --> 00:28:21,608
Hey,Charlotte.
487
00:28:21,878 --> 00:28:23,088
Hey,Deedee.
488
00:28:23,228 --> 00:28:26,358
Now,had I known you'd be the first
person I'd see when I got to...
489
00:28:26,978 --> 00:28:27,968
Is this...
490
00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:29,348
Which one is this ?
491
00:28:29,388 --> 00:28:31,018
This is neither.
Well,maybe it's both,
492
00:28:31,028 --> 00:28:32,238
but listen,this is the deal.
493
00:28:32,688 --> 00:28:34,698
You get to talk for like a minute,
494
00:28:34,828 --> 00:28:37,138
we're gonna catch up
and then you're not talking anymore.
495
00:28:37,198 --> 00:28:38,358
Does everyone get to do this ?
496
00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:40,058
Cause,girl,we got to break it down.
497
00:28:40,068 --> 00:28:41,648
Did you know I was gonna get killed ?
498
00:28:41,768 --> 00:28:43,578
I thought there might
be the possibility,
499
00:28:43,618 --> 00:28:46,628
yes,I'm really sorry about that,
I probably should've said something.
500
00:28:46,728 --> 00:28:48,118
But to be honest,and...
501
00:28:48,128 --> 00:28:49,958
really why not at this point ?
502
00:28:50,138 --> 00:28:52,158
If it was safe,
I would've done it myself.
503
00:28:52,258 --> 00:28:53,688
God,this is fantastic.
504
00:28:53,838 --> 00:28:54,968
Being honest is fun.
505
00:28:55,308 --> 00:28:58,098
Ask her who killed her and you
and what's with the monkeys.
506
00:28:58,238 --> 00:28:59,238
Who are those people ?
507
00:28:59,288 --> 00:29:01,128
That's Emerson,
I don't really know him,
508
00:29:01,458 --> 00:29:02,448
and this is Ned.
509
00:29:02,888 --> 00:29:04,048
He was my first kiss.
510
00:29:05,498 --> 00:29:07,338
You're adorable.
511
00:29:07,738 --> 00:29:08,808
Look at...
512
00:29:12,048 --> 00:29:13,038
You couldn't have...
513
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:14,778
Scooted back a little.
514
00:29:14,788 --> 00:29:17,318
I didn't know she was gonna
touch my cheek,who does that ?
515
00:29:17,328 --> 00:29:19,068
Actually,she does that a lot.
516
00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:21,278
All right,but why would
whoever killed you kill her
517
00:29:21,298 --> 00:29:22,578
when he already got his monkeys ?
518
00:29:22,588 --> 00:29:25,448
I dropped my key in the icemaker,
he couldn't get into my room.
519
00:29:27,668 --> 00:29:29,158
For Pete's sake.
520
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:30,848
This is a nightmare.
521
00:29:31,778 --> 00:29:33,178
He doesn't have the monkeys.
522
00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:36,058
When you get murdered on a boat,
where do they send your things ?
523
00:29:36,148 --> 00:29:37,378
Your next of kin.
524
00:29:59,008 --> 00:29:59,998
You stay here.
525
00:30:00,178 --> 00:30:01,538
I just want to look in the window.
526
00:30:01,568 --> 00:30:03,618
You can't. You could have your pie
but you can't eat it,
527
00:30:03,648 --> 00:30:05,558
that's the way it works.
- You're making me hungry.
528
00:30:05,568 --> 00:30:07,368
I was supposed to keep them
sane and I left.
529
00:30:07,408 --> 00:30:09,138
I'd just die if anything
happened to them,
530
00:30:09,158 --> 00:30:11,498
I mean I'd die... again.
531
00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:14,278
We'll make sure your aunts are safe
and then we'll call the police.
532
00:30:14,628 --> 00:30:16,598
I wish I could give you
an emotional Heimlich
533
00:30:16,638 --> 00:30:19,598
'cause you could cough up that
wad of fear and anxiety but I can't.
534
00:30:21,598 --> 00:30:22,658
Give her a hug.
535
00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:33,728
That was from me.
536
00:30:41,888 --> 00:30:44,428
Aunt Vivian and Aunt Lily were
all Chuck had
537
00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:47,038
and before Chuck
all they had was each other.
538
00:30:49,308 --> 00:30:52,838
While still in their teens they made
a name for themselves as the
539
00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:55,128
"Darling Mermaid Darlings".
540
00:31:02,978 --> 00:31:06,598
Many,many,many years later
541
00:31:06,628 --> 00:31:11,128
still holding on to their fading
glory as underwater artists
542
00:31:11,188 --> 00:31:13,758
their lives were changed forever,
543
00:31:13,798 --> 00:31:17,858
when Lily,while cleaning the litterbox,
got dirty cat sand in her eye.
544
00:31:18,068 --> 00:31:20,668
Not only did she lose her eye
545
00:31:20,788 --> 00:31:24,258
but the "Darling Mermaid Darlings"
lost their careers.
546
00:31:24,608 --> 00:31:26,578
They retreated behind a fence
547
00:31:26,698 --> 00:31:30,058
and made sure the world
stayed on the other side.
548
00:31:31,228 --> 00:31:32,258
Hello ?
549
00:31:32,308 --> 00:31:34,028
Hi,my name is Ned.
550
00:31:34,118 --> 00:31:36,178
I lived next door 20 years ago.
551
00:31:36,438 --> 00:31:38,698
I am... was a friend of Chuck's.
552
00:31:39,558 --> 00:31:40,958
Charlotte's,rather.
553
00:31:42,808 --> 00:31:44,298
Please,come in.
554
00:31:45,098 --> 00:31:46,088
Please.
555
00:31:54,588 --> 00:31:58,168
Charlotte was a firecracker,always
trying to get us out of the house,
556
00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:00,718
threatening to bake antidepressants
into our food.
557
00:32:00,758 --> 00:32:03,198
It got to the point I was scared
to eat anything she cooked.
558
00:32:03,238 --> 00:32:05,758
She was a good cook and a nice girl.
559
00:32:06,388 --> 00:32:07,488
Do you like girls ?
560
00:32:08,178 --> 00:32:09,168
Yes,Ma'am.
561
00:32:09,758 --> 00:32:11,698
Charlotte was a nice girl.
562
00:32:11,738 --> 00:32:13,088
With the exception of puberty...
563
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:15,898
Which was unfortunately when Lily
was going through a change of life.
564
00:32:15,938 --> 00:32:19,378
Impolite to discuss a person's menopause
in mixed company.
565
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,778
It nearly killed me.
566
00:32:21,058 --> 00:32:22,608
Horrible,the way Charlotte died.
567
00:32:23,388 --> 00:32:24,418
On a cruise...
568
00:32:24,828 --> 00:32:27,648
Lasts days spent surrounded
by middle-aged overweight women
569
00:32:27,658 --> 00:32:30,988
who wear sweatshirts with things
sewn to them.
570
00:32:30,998 --> 00:32:32,798
Usually kittens made of felt,too.
571
00:32:32,808 --> 00:32:35,278
Food is perfectly atrocious.
572
00:32:35,288 --> 00:32:37,858
Unless she enjoyed
vomiting and diarrhea,
573
00:32:38,178 --> 00:32:40,288
I can't imagine
she had a good last meal.
574
00:32:40,298 --> 00:32:42,038
Good last meal can go a long way.
575
00:32:42,048 --> 00:32:43,658
Our penal system makes a point of it.
576
00:32:43,668 --> 00:32:46,408
It's nice she had a little glimpse
of the world before she died.
577
00:32:46,418 --> 00:32:48,378
Nah,the world isn't that great.
578
00:32:48,388 --> 00:32:50,458
Well,at least she had the good sense
not to fly.
579
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:53,138
Airplanes fall out of
the sky every day.
580
00:32:58,878 --> 00:33:02,778
Cheese. I would recommend
the pure goat with blue ash...
581
00:33:02,788 --> 00:33:04,508
it has a grassy flavor.
582
00:33:06,358 --> 00:33:07,878
It does,I have a grassy flavor.
583
00:33:07,888 --> 00:33:09,728
It's delicious with Charlotte's honey.
584
00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:12,598
You haven't lived
until you've tasted her honey.
585
00:33:12,918 --> 00:33:15,098
The homeless love it.
586
00:33:16,588 --> 00:33:18,998
Not to change the subjects but,
587
00:33:19,338 --> 00:33:21,598
has the cruiseline returned
her belongings ?
588
00:33:21,608 --> 00:33:24,468
Specifically a stainless
steel briefcase.
589
00:33:27,018 --> 00:33:31,188
Chuck couldn't remember why she was
so desperate to leave this life behind.
590
00:33:31,908 --> 00:33:34,478
She missed her aunts,
she missed her bees.
591
00:33:35,798 --> 00:33:38,168
She missed everything she was.
592
00:33:48,848 --> 00:33:50,548
Hello ?
593
00:34:00,878 --> 00:34:03,458
Smuggling monkeys put
an end to her life.
594
00:34:03,468 --> 00:34:07,048
Chuck didn't want to be remembered
as the lonely tourist.
595
00:34:07,648 --> 00:34:10,868
She wanted to be remembered
as something sweeter.
596
00:34:46,038 --> 00:34:48,168
Unaware of Lily's fate upstairs,
597
00:34:48,178 --> 00:34:51,188
the pie-maker did his best
to comfort Vivian.
598
00:34:51,198 --> 00:34:53,338
Charlotte always wanted to get away.
599
00:34:53,798 --> 00:34:56,338
She got away further
than any of us thought.
600
00:34:56,918 --> 00:35:01,128
In a rare moment of sensitivity,
he reached out and touched her.
601
00:35:09,778 --> 00:35:13,468
Not realizing she didn't like
being touched.
602
00:35:15,588 --> 00:35:18,298
I go see if she needs
any help bringing it down.
603
00:35:38,938 --> 00:35:40,868
Didn't I kill you ?
604
00:35:41,478 --> 00:35:44,408
I can hold my breath for a long time.
605
00:35:53,638 --> 00:35:55,218
The jig appeared to be up.
606
00:35:55,228 --> 00:35:57,728
Aunt Lily was looking
directly at her niece.
607
00:35:57,738 --> 00:36:00,628
Her niece who wasn't supposed
to be alive.
608
00:36:00,638 --> 00:36:02,848
And if she possessed
two good eyes...
609
00:36:03,798 --> 00:36:05,988
She would have seen her.
610
00:36:22,668 --> 00:36:25,448
A rush of warmth
washed over the pie-maker.
611
00:36:27,668 --> 00:36:31,088
He would later describe
this feeling as "delight".
612
00:36:31,098 --> 00:36:35,368
The girl he rescued from death
had returned the favor.
613
00:36:43,078 --> 00:36:45,818
Former "Darling Mermaid Darlings"
Vivian and Lily Charles
614
00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:49,318
defeated a deadly home invader
who may have some connection
615
00:36:49,328 --> 00:36:51,498
to the smuggling-related murder
of their niece
616
00:36:51,508 --> 00:36:53,468
lonely tourist
Charlotte Charles.
617
00:36:53,478 --> 00:36:55,758
When asked about a
"Darling Mermaid Darlings" reunion,
618
00:36:55,768 --> 00:36:58,268
the sisters mentioned
a benefit performance to support
619
00:36:58,278 --> 00:37:00,698
"Honey for the Homeless"
was in the works.
620
00:37:11,018 --> 00:37:12,598
Was this really an act of kindness ?
621
00:37:12,608 --> 00:37:14,198
Me,here...
622
00:37:15,468 --> 00:37:17,038
Were you really trying
to do something good
623
00:37:17,048 --> 00:37:18,808
for no other reason than to help me ?
624
00:37:19,578 --> 00:37:21,278
I was being selfish.
625
00:37:21,888 --> 00:37:23,838
I'd love to tell myself
I was being unselfish
626
00:37:23,848 --> 00:37:25,678
but I know deep down in
my primal sweet spot
627
00:37:25,688 --> 00:37:27,858
I was being unselfish
for selfish reasons.
628
00:37:30,328 --> 00:37:33,858
I just thought,my world would be
a better place if you were in it.
629
00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,788
Is there anything else I should know ?
630
00:37:41,048 --> 00:37:42,848
The pie-maker wanted to tell Chuck
631
00:37:42,858 --> 00:37:45,778
about that fateful afternoon
when he inadvertently
632
00:37:45,788 --> 00:37:49,618
killed her father,but instead he said :
633
00:37:50,948 --> 00:37:52,748
No.
634
00:37:56,998 --> 00:38:00,228
Well I figure since they cost me my
life,I should get to keep at least one.
635
00:38:00,238 --> 00:38:03,688
And seeing that I wouldn't be alive
if it wasn't for you...
636
00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,798
I want you to have the other one.
637
00:38:09,168 --> 00:38:12,488
It's like those
little half-heart pendants...except with monkeys.
638
00:38:17,048 --> 00:38:18,938
Thank you for bringing me back to life.
639
00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:20,588
You're welcome.
640
00:38:34,088 --> 00:38:36,438
Oh,these are heavy...
641
00:38:46,378 --> 00:38:50,188
The monkeys value was significantly
more than sentimental...
642
00:38:50,198 --> 00:38:52,248
They were golden.
643
00:38:52,728 --> 00:38:56,038
The man who killed Chuck
was killed by Aunt Lily.
644
00:38:56,848 --> 00:38:59,428
After collecting the $50,000 reward,
645
00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:02,268
Vivian and Lily had
a renewed interest in the world
646
00:39:02,278 --> 00:39:04,058
on the other side of their fence.
647
00:39:04,068 --> 00:39:06,348
They retreated
from their retreat...
648
00:39:07,288 --> 00:39:09,568
and took the plunge.
649
00:39:09,578 --> 00:39:13,208
Emerson Cod was plunged
into something else altogether...
650
00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:14,698
A three-way split.
651
00:39:14,708 --> 00:39:17,818
You know this whole thing is sorta like
reincarnation but more immediate.
652
00:39:17,838 --> 00:39:18,898
Sorta.
653
00:39:18,908 --> 00:39:20,118
Do you believe in reincarnation ?
654
00:39:20,128 --> 00:39:23,138
Hell no.
The planet's falling appart.
655
00:39:23,148 --> 00:39:24,918
Right now,it's the children's problem.
656
00:39:24,928 --> 00:39:27,338
We reincarnate,it's our problem.
657
00:39:27,658 --> 00:39:30,138
- Afternoon.
- You're the toxicologist ?
658
00:39:30,148 --> 00:39:31,808
Yes.
659
00:39:32,308 --> 00:39:35,058
Aren't you the dog expert ?
660
00:39:36,348 --> 00:39:38,018
No.
661
00:39:41,498 --> 00:39:42,668
The facts were these :
662
00:39:42,678 --> 00:39:47,678
One Matthew Miltonburger,37 years,
6 hours and 45 minutes old,
663
00:39:50,058 --> 00:39:55,058
was found stabbed to death
in a public restroom.
664
00:39:55,178 --> 00:39:59,238
Before Mr. Miltonburger could get
into the specifics of his demise...
665
00:40:00,968 --> 00:40:03,358
Chuck thought it would be nice to ask :
- Hi
666
00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:06,078
Do you have any last words
or thoughts or requests ?
667
00:40:09,178 --> 00:40:12,498
- What ?
- Just something I never thought to ask.
668
00:40:14,788 --> 00:40:19,598
As he stared at her,he reached
around his back and held his own hand,
669
00:40:20,198 --> 00:40:22,758
pretending he was holding hers.
670
00:40:22,768 --> 00:40:27,768
And at that very moment,
she was pretending to be holding his.
671
00:40:28,305 --> 00:41:28,247
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