1 00:00:01,213 --> 00:00:03,681 Previously on Pushing Daisies: 2 00:00:03,853 --> 00:00:05,650 - You only got a minute. - I know. 3 00:00:09,373 --> 00:00:11,728 What if you didn't have to be dead? 4 00:00:11,893 --> 00:00:14,043 You touch murder victims, ask who killed them. 5 00:00:14,213 --> 00:00:16,329 Touch them again, they go back to being dead. 6 00:00:16,493 --> 00:00:18,245 - Collect the reward? Nobody can know. 7 00:00:18,413 --> 00:00:20,165 I can't hug you? - You can't touch me. 8 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:22,244 So a kiss is out of the question? 9 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:24,165 Who's the funny girl stuck to Ned? 10 00:00:24,333 --> 00:00:27,211 Childhood sweetheart. He digs her in a way he doesn't dig you. 11 00:00:27,573 --> 00:00:29,006 Thank you for bringing me back. 12 00:00:29,173 --> 00:00:32,563 People aren't used to this. Issues of morality. How come she's not dead? 13 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,928 You can't see your aunts. It'd be a disaster. 14 00:00:36,093 --> 00:00:38,288 The pie smells delicious. 15 00:00:38,653 --> 00:00:42,646 - We recently lost our niece. - Your niece? Charlotte Charles is dead? 16 00:00:42,813 --> 00:00:44,212 Presently? 17 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:56,209 At this very moment in the town of North Thrush... 18 00:00:56,373 --> 00:00:58,603 ...young Ned was... 19 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:01,365 ...lonely. 20 00:01:01,613 --> 00:01:04,366 Unable to make friends at the Longborough School for Boys... 21 00:01:04,533 --> 00:01:07,206 ...he often found himself playing alone... 22 00:01:07,373 --> 00:01:12,128 ...with nothing but memories of happier times to keep his company. 23 00:01:13,413 --> 00:01:14,971 What young Ned did not realize... 24 00:01:15,133 --> 00:01:19,365 ...was that beyond the meadow and under the same orange sky... 25 00:01:19,573 --> 00:01:21,962 ...someone he loved was remembering him. 26 00:01:23,733 --> 00:01:26,167 His dog, Digby. 27 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:30,485 In fact, three days prior, Digby had made a decision. 28 00:01:30,653 --> 00:01:33,611 Wearied by his own loneliness back in Couer d'Couers... 29 00:01:33,773 --> 00:01:38,449 ...and sensing his master's sorrow, Digby set out on a mission. 30 00:01:41,813 --> 00:01:44,281 Uncertain as to his exact destination... 31 00:01:44,453 --> 00:01:46,648 ...he ventured into the great unknown... 32 00:01:46,813 --> 00:01:49,043 ...guided only by the compass of his heart. 33 00:01:57,253 --> 00:01:59,084 Despite numerous distractions... 34 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:01,926 ...Digby was determined to find young Ned... 35 00:02:02,093 --> 00:02:05,324 ...the boy who had given him a second chance at life... 36 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:09,125 ...and who was his best friend. 37 00:02:14,693 --> 00:02:19,721 Upon doing so, Digby proved that love can overcome any obstacle. 38 00:02:21,733 --> 00:02:24,293 The reunion was bittersweet, however... 39 00:02:24,453 --> 00:02:28,207 ...as they instantly remembered the restrictions of their friendship. 40 00:02:28,813 --> 00:02:30,769 They could not touch... 41 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:33,493 ...or Digby would die. 42 00:02:36,413 --> 00:02:39,132 Still, it was enough. 43 00:02:47,453 --> 00:02:50,809 That day, Digby vowed he would never again allow himself... 44 00:02:50,973 --> 00:02:52,770 ...to be separated from his master. 45 00:02:57,173 --> 00:03:01,007 The Pie-Maker did not wish to be separated from Chuck... 46 00:03:01,173 --> 00:03:03,733 ...who in turn did not wish to be separated... 47 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:06,043 ...from her aunts Lily and Vivian... 48 00:03:06,213 --> 00:03:09,683 ...who continued to be challenged by social phobias. 49 00:03:09,853 --> 00:03:11,650 Unbeknownst to the Pie-Maker... 50 00:03:11,813 --> 00:03:16,807 ...Chuck secretly baked homeopathic mood enhancers into pies for her aunts... 51 00:03:16,973 --> 00:03:20,886 ...hoping that a slice a day would herbally lift their spirits. 52 00:03:21,053 --> 00:03:22,372 Oh, you're up early. 53 00:03:22,533 --> 00:03:24,285 Um... Oh, I couldn't sleep. 54 00:03:24,453 --> 00:03:26,364 - Lumpy mattress? - Lumpy dreams. 55 00:03:26,533 --> 00:03:28,364 Which are more vivid than before I died. 56 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:31,172 Isn't that interesting? Just one of those little things. 57 00:03:31,693 --> 00:03:33,411 What are those? 58 00:03:33,573 --> 00:03:35,848 Oh, I, uh... 59 00:03:36,013 --> 00:03:37,048 ...got bit. 60 00:03:37,413 --> 00:03:40,166 Those are bee stings. How'd you get stung by so many bees? 61 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:43,247 What happened to the bees that stung you? That's suicide. 62 00:03:43,413 --> 00:03:45,404 Not in this case, they sort of stung me... 63 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,211 ...died, then they flew away again. 64 00:03:47,373 --> 00:03:48,647 And some other bees died. 65 00:03:51,373 --> 00:03:55,366 Do you think their honey tastes different because they died? 66 00:03:55,533 --> 00:03:59,242 Wouldn't that be interesting? Just one of those little things? 67 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:00,892 I wanna show you something. 68 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:08,074 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 69 00:04:11,413 --> 00:04:13,131 - Bees. - Your bees. 70 00:04:13,293 --> 00:04:14,806 My bees, you mean...? 71 00:04:14,973 --> 00:04:17,931 No, not those bees. New bees. Technically, still your bees... 72 00:04:18,093 --> 00:04:21,369 ...just not the bees that you knew. 73 00:04:21,533 --> 00:04:24,047 - But I'm sure they're equally nice. - Mm. 74 00:04:24,213 --> 00:04:27,171 You realize beekeeping within city limits is completely illegal. 75 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:30,211 Yes. And I'm almost sure I don't care. 76 00:04:30,373 --> 00:04:33,604 Well, I could not care enough for the both of us. 77 00:04:35,053 --> 00:04:37,089 We can plant wildflowers on rooftops... 78 00:04:37,253 --> 00:04:40,962 ...and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers. 79 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,211 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 80 00:04:43,373 --> 00:04:46,171 If I could hug you right now, I know that I can't, but... 81 00:04:46,893 --> 00:04:48,451 Just know that I want to. 82 00:04:49,613 --> 00:04:51,046 I do. 83 00:04:54,693 --> 00:05:00,325 As Chuck considered her future as an unorthodox urban honey pioneer... 84 00:05:01,453 --> 00:05:04,411 ...Olive Snook considered how the man she loved... 85 00:05:04,573 --> 00:05:06,564 ...seemed to be in love with someone else. 86 00:05:11,653 --> 00:05:14,645 Her affection for the Pie-Maker had not wavered... 87 00:05:14,813 --> 00:05:17,168 ...despite the romantic threat of a dead girl... 88 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:19,005 ...who wasn't dead. 89 00:05:19,173 --> 00:05:21,846 I didn't know you could do that. 90 00:05:22,013 --> 00:05:23,162 On the contrary... 91 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:27,611 ...Olive's resolve had only increased since the realization that Chuck indeed... 92 00:05:27,773 --> 00:05:29,764 ...was supposed to be dead. - Good morning. 93 00:05:29,933 --> 00:05:32,652 Olive assumed Chuck had faked her own death. 94 00:05:32,813 --> 00:05:35,168 She would keep the secret for now... 95 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:37,563 ...as Chuck kept her secret from the Pie-Maker. 96 00:05:37,733 --> 00:05:38,927 There's a pie in my oven. 97 00:05:39,253 --> 00:05:41,323 Oh, uh, that's mine. I was practicing. 98 00:05:41,813 --> 00:05:44,008 It smells like cheese. Is that quiche? 99 00:05:44,173 --> 00:05:46,892 I baked monastery gouda into the crust. Tart apple filling. 100 00:05:47,053 --> 00:05:48,850 I thought I'd try it. 101 00:05:49,253 --> 00:05:51,289 You know what would be delicious? 102 00:05:51,453 --> 00:05:54,251 Pear with Gruyère crust. Bet that'd be real good. 103 00:05:55,213 --> 00:05:56,532 Yeah, it would. 104 00:05:56,693 --> 00:05:59,287 Unbeknownst to Chuck, Olive understood... 105 00:05:59,453 --> 00:06:01,683 ...the deliciousness of pear and Gruyère. 106 00:06:01,853 --> 00:06:04,367 - Thank you. - Because she secretly delivered... 107 00:06:04,533 --> 00:06:08,287 ...that first mood-enhancing pie to Aunts Lily and Vivian... 108 00:06:08,453 --> 00:06:09,966 ...as she would deliver this one. 109 00:06:11,813 --> 00:06:14,327 But not before a collision occurred. 110 00:06:15,133 --> 00:06:17,522 Oh. I think she's dead. 111 00:06:18,133 --> 00:06:22,046 - Can you feel a heartbeat? - I don't do heartbeats. 112 00:06:22,213 --> 00:06:23,328 They feel like this. 113 00:06:24,493 --> 00:06:25,846 Come here. 114 00:06:26,573 --> 00:06:29,167 Thump-thump. Thump-thump. 115 00:06:33,173 --> 00:06:35,812 Is that a dead bird? Throw that away. 116 00:06:35,973 --> 00:06:38,043 It's swimming with disease and you serve food. 117 00:06:38,213 --> 00:06:40,807 Don't be such a drama queen. It doesn't look diseased. 118 00:06:41,453 --> 00:06:44,525 It's dead and it's a bird. It's diseased. 119 00:06:46,453 --> 00:06:48,808 Oh! It's a miracle bird. 120 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:50,725 It's swimming in miracles, not disease. 121 00:06:50,893 --> 00:06:53,361 - Maybe I should hold it. - Really? Do you have to? 122 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:56,445 She's obviously been through a lot. She seems happy to be here. 123 00:06:58,053 --> 00:07:00,123 Having brought a dead thing back to life... 124 00:07:00,293 --> 00:07:04,081 ...the Pie-Maker fretted over who or what would pay for that life... 125 00:07:04,253 --> 00:07:06,084 ...with its own. 126 00:07:07,573 --> 00:07:10,007 She lost her wing. - Doesn't seem to be in any pain. 127 00:07:10,173 --> 00:07:12,812 She's not. Probably not. What do I know? I'm not a bird. 128 00:07:12,973 --> 00:07:15,009 - Pigeon. - Pigeon. Uh, pigeon-toed as a child... 129 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:18,085 ...but orthopedic shoes solved that. - Yeah. 130 00:07:19,133 --> 00:07:20,964 What is the rate of exchange on a bird? 131 00:07:21,133 --> 00:07:24,682 Because if it's equal to or greater than mine, I need to get back to my car. 132 00:07:24,853 --> 00:07:27,128 I'm more concerned for that squirrel. 133 00:07:27,853 --> 00:07:28,888 Oh. 134 00:07:29,093 --> 00:07:31,527 Don't you worry, I know just what to do with you. 135 00:07:32,173 --> 00:07:35,529 I recently made the acquaintance of bird lovers, I'll consult them. 136 00:07:35,693 --> 00:07:38,287 Olive was referring to Aunts Lily and Vivian. 137 00:07:38,453 --> 00:07:40,683 Really? I used to know a pair of bird lovers. 138 00:07:40,853 --> 00:07:43,970 Chuck also referred to Aunts Lily and Vivian. 139 00:07:44,413 --> 00:07:46,722 Used to? Did they die? 140 00:07:46,893 --> 00:07:48,451 Death was involved. 141 00:07:48,613 --> 00:07:49,728 How unfortunate. 142 00:07:49,893 --> 00:07:52,771 They were both so busy referring and inferring... 143 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:55,686 ...they failed to notice that 60 seconds had passed. 144 00:07:56,173 --> 00:07:59,722 The Pie-Maker could not afford such a luxury. 145 00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:04,361 It's raining dead birds. 146 00:08:07,493 --> 00:08:09,882 What's going on up there? 147 00:08:11,693 --> 00:08:14,207 What was going on up there was this: 148 00:08:14,533 --> 00:08:17,445 An out-of-control crop-duster crashed headfirst... 149 00:08:17,613 --> 00:08:20,173 ...into the Broadview luxury apartment complex... 150 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,449 ...killing the pilot instantly. 151 00:08:22,613 --> 00:08:25,446 His body was catapulted out of the cockpit... 152 00:08:25,613 --> 00:08:29,208 ...and into the living room of one Conrad Fitch. 153 00:08:29,373 --> 00:08:30,886 Does this...? 154 00:08:31,493 --> 00:08:33,324 Does this qualify as ambulance chasing? 155 00:08:33,493 --> 00:08:34,892 I'm asking without judgment. 156 00:08:35,053 --> 00:08:37,726 If you're asking without judgment, then yes, it does. 157 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:40,282 - Look for body bags. - That's not our thing. 158 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,011 Your thing is waking dead people. 159 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:44,289 My thing is finding dead people for you to wake up. 160 00:08:44,453 --> 00:08:46,330 Ooh. Found one. 161 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,768 Why can't we just be here as concerned citizens? 162 00:08:48,933 --> 00:08:51,003 Because big daddy needs some new yarn: 163 00:08:51,173 --> 00:08:53,687 Just because there's a body doesn't mean you get paid. 164 00:08:53,853 --> 00:08:56,572 Just because there's vodka doesn't mean I have to drink it. 165 00:08:56,733 --> 00:08:58,928 - Wait. Yes, it does. - He's not wrong. 166 00:08:59,093 --> 00:09:02,608 Plane crashes, could mean a civil suit, negligence, pain and suffering... 167 00:09:02,773 --> 00:09:05,890 ...negligent pain and... - Chuck fostered her love of the law... 168 00:09:06,053 --> 00:09:09,932 ...by volunteering as a stay-at-home juror for a paraplegic judge. 169 00:09:10,093 --> 00:09:13,449 "We, the jury, find the defendant guilty. " 170 00:09:14,733 --> 00:09:16,132 Oh, I'm sorry. Oops! 171 00:09:16,573 --> 00:09:19,485 Unable to catch Chuck when she fell... 172 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,888 ...the Pie-Maker was forced to step aside... 173 00:09:22,933 --> 00:09:25,970 ...allowing another man to catch her. 174 00:09:28,373 --> 00:09:29,442 Thank you. 175 00:09:29,893 --> 00:09:31,042 Forgive the mess. 176 00:09:31,533 --> 00:09:34,445 The maid comes tomorrow. I guess I should cancel that. 177 00:09:34,613 --> 00:09:36,365 - Do you live here? - Till very recently. 178 00:09:36,533 --> 00:09:38,171 Can you put her down, please? 179 00:09:40,933 --> 00:09:43,891 At least your collection of nautical plates survived. 180 00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:49,242 - Those were Franklin Mint. Oh. 181 00:09:49,413 --> 00:09:51,165 - Sorry. - No, it's okay. I'll be okay. 182 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:54,372 I was feeling like I needed to simplify my life anyway. 183 00:09:54,893 --> 00:09:58,124 Chuck's heart went out to the man with the plane in his living room... 184 00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:01,365 ...despite the Pie-Maker wanting her heart for himself. 185 00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:05,321 Suddenly, ambulance-chasing didn't seem like a bad idea. 186 00:10:05,493 --> 00:10:08,849 - Ahem. Ambulance is leaving. - Go ahead. I'm gonna stay. 187 00:10:09,013 --> 00:10:11,129 - See if there's anything I can do. - He's fine. 188 00:10:11,293 --> 00:10:15,286 His day can only improve. Dead pilot probably has lots of last wishes. 189 00:10:15,453 --> 00:10:17,603 Like maybe he wished he'd have turned left. 190 00:10:17,773 --> 00:10:19,729 - You don't need me. - She's got a point. 191 00:10:19,893 --> 00:10:21,611 - But... - Don't argue with the woman. 192 00:10:21,773 --> 00:10:24,003 We got a dead guy to talk to. 193 00:10:25,373 --> 00:10:27,011 The facts were these: 194 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,330 One Bradan Caden, an agricultural aviator... 195 00:10:30,493 --> 00:10:34,964 ...was 53 years, 21 weeks, five days, six hours and 19 minutes old... 196 00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:40,002 ...when his crop-duster collided with the Broadview luxury apartment complex. 197 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,892 It was 17 minutes after the collision... 198 00:10:43,053 --> 00:10:46,443 ...when Mr. Caden's insurance agent had already rejected the claim... 199 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:50,845 ...on his life policy before the claim was even made. 200 00:10:51,293 --> 00:10:53,045 You see the way he just swept in there? 201 00:10:53,213 --> 00:10:55,124 - So? - I don't sweep. I'm not a sweeper. 202 00:10:55,293 --> 00:10:57,488 - It's a little showy. - It's a lot showy. 203 00:10:57,653 --> 00:11:01,692 What's a rooftop full of bees compared to someone who can catch her? I can't. 204 00:11:01,853 --> 00:11:04,242 Can't suck on her toes neither. 205 00:11:05,093 --> 00:11:06,765 Some women like that. 206 00:11:08,213 --> 00:11:11,125 Bradan Caden's wife, Becky, believed her husband... 207 00:11:11,293 --> 00:11:14,683 ...was not suicidal and was, in fact, a happy man. 208 00:11:14,853 --> 00:11:18,846 He was a happy man. These insurance people making assumptions... 209 00:11:19,013 --> 00:11:21,891 ...about a person's disposition. - One should never assume. 210 00:11:22,053 --> 00:11:25,045 An insurance agent can't speak to the deceased's state of mind. 211 00:11:25,653 --> 00:11:28,213 They didn't know the deceased. You did. 212 00:11:28,373 --> 00:11:31,809 Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear. I believe I could be helpful. 213 00:11:31,973 --> 00:11:33,486 May I have a word with you? 214 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:39,211 Why are you bothering this woman? 215 00:11:39,373 --> 00:11:42,410 You and that white boy got some kind of shifty going on? 216 00:11:42,573 --> 00:11:45,167 I don't know what, but you're shifty. 217 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,051 I'm here as a concerned citizen. 218 00:11:47,213 --> 00:11:49,124 You making a dime, concerned citizen? 219 00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:51,728 - Maybe one or two to rub together. - Well, then... 220 00:11:52,173 --> 00:11:55,324 Flies land on me, they pay rent. 221 00:12:01,373 --> 00:12:04,649 Ahem. Excuse me, I'm just gonna... 222 00:12:14,053 --> 00:12:16,248 You're the fellow that jumped on my plane? 223 00:12:16,413 --> 00:12:18,449 No. A fellow jumped on your plane? 224 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,843 - I was hijacked. - Is that why your plane crashed? 225 00:12:21,213 --> 00:12:23,169 Oh, yes, sirree. 226 00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:25,046 Mr. Caden. 227 00:12:25,213 --> 00:12:27,363 I was dusting soy beans, or getting ready to... 228 00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:29,888 ...when dippy in a prison jumpsuit climbed aboard. 229 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,645 Dippy was onboard when you crashed? 230 00:12:31,813 --> 00:12:33,963 You're the only dead dippy... Body they found. 231 00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,693 Then dippy's not dead. Lucky him. 232 00:12:39,293 --> 00:12:41,488 - What in the hell...? - The plane was hijacked. 233 00:12:41,653 --> 00:12:42,927 How'd you come by that? 234 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:46,487 DNA-ish. 235 00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:53,848 Olive Snook came to Couer d'Couers on a wing and a prayer. 236 00:12:54,013 --> 00:12:57,562 With a gilded cage housing the mono-winged bird in one hand... 237 00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:01,726 ...and a pie box in the other, she set out to expose Charlotte Charles... 238 00:13:01,893 --> 00:13:05,442 ...also known as Chuck, as a faker of deaths. 239 00:13:08,093 --> 00:13:09,572 Mm-hm. 240 00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:11,086 It's a carrier pigeon. 241 00:13:11,253 --> 00:13:13,608 Diseases or messages? 242 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:18,049 - Both. - A bird with gossip, how exciting. 243 00:13:18,213 --> 00:13:20,249 Do you open other people's mail? 244 00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:22,483 Who's the people, and how hard is it to open? 245 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,369 I don't know where that came from. 246 00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:29,127 - What's gotten into you? - What's gotten into you? 247 00:13:29,293 --> 00:13:33,571 What had gotten into both of them was their niece's homeopathic pie. 248 00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:37,965 As with any mood stabilizer, moods were a bit inconsistent at the start. 249 00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:39,646 Do you think you can fix her? 250 00:13:39,813 --> 00:13:41,929 She'll only go out there and get hurt again. 251 00:13:42,093 --> 00:13:43,845 Coyotes will have their way with her. 252 00:13:44,013 --> 00:13:45,765 But she was meant to fly. 253 00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:49,369 She needs to fulfill her destiny and deliver that message. 254 00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:51,763 A bird that stalks down his narrow cage... 255 00:13:51,933 --> 00:13:55,050 ...can seldom see through his bars of rage. 256 00:13:58,373 --> 00:13:59,852 It wouldn't hurt to try. 257 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:01,967 That's the spirit. 258 00:14:02,613 --> 00:14:05,081 And once we fix Pidge, we can celebrate... 259 00:14:05,253 --> 00:14:07,528 ...by taking a trip to the Pie Hole. 260 00:14:07,693 --> 00:14:10,253 It's a nifty spot with lots of interesting folks. 261 00:14:10,653 --> 00:14:12,564 You never know who you might run into. 262 00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:16,123 With that, Olive Snook set her plan in motion. 263 00:14:16,293 --> 00:14:19,524 Why would we go out for pie when you just brought us one? 264 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,001 I'll think of a reason. 265 00:14:23,173 --> 00:14:26,961 While Olive Snook considered how to get Lily and Vivian out of their rut... 266 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:30,170 ...the Pie-Maker was considering worst-case scenarios. 267 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,324 Not only for a rogue hijacker... 268 00:14:32,493 --> 00:14:35,212 ...who he had been hired to find by Becky Caden... 269 00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:39,082 ...but for Chuck and the man who caught her in a way the Pie-Maker never could. 270 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,164 They're not here. This is bad. 271 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:42,925 Well, maybe they went for a stroll. 272 00:14:43,093 --> 00:14:44,492 That would not make it better. 273 00:14:44,653 --> 00:14:47,372 What's worse? The two of them locked in a hijacker's car... 274 00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:49,251 ...or sipping mimosas in a hotel room? 275 00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:51,881 I'm not a fan of either scenario. What's that smell? 276 00:14:52,053 --> 00:14:54,647 - I thought it might be your cologne. - Who wears cologne? 277 00:14:54,813 --> 00:14:56,929 I wear cologne. 278 00:14:58,853 --> 00:15:00,127 Look. 279 00:15:00,973 --> 00:15:02,929 They had coffee. 280 00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:07,049 Oh... There's something bad in there. 281 00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:11,651 - Aah! - Mm-mm. 282 00:15:11,853 --> 00:15:14,242 - Is that the hijacker? - What kind of fool hijacker... 283 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,052 ...hides himself in the damn coffee table? 284 00:15:24,413 --> 00:15:25,562 Damn. 285 00:15:26,173 --> 00:15:28,403 So cramped, I feel like I'm stuffed in a trunk. 286 00:15:28,573 --> 00:15:31,610 - You are stuffed in a trunk. - Don't contradict an old man. 287 00:15:31,773 --> 00:15:33,206 Did you hijack that plane? 288 00:15:33,373 --> 00:15:34,488 What plane? 289 00:15:34,653 --> 00:15:37,042 Oh, hell's fire, that thing flew into my apartment. 290 00:15:37,213 --> 00:15:38,487 This is your apartment? 291 00:15:38,653 --> 00:15:40,371 What did I just say? 292 00:15:40,613 --> 00:15:43,252 There I was, enjoying my daily prunes... 293 00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:45,768 ...and the psyllium powder and hoping for the best. 294 00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:47,844 Suddenly I see that thing flying at me. 295 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:50,447 If this is your apartment, then who is Conrad? 296 00:15:50,613 --> 00:15:52,444 What is this, the idiot brigade? 297 00:15:52,613 --> 00:15:54,285 Hello. 298 00:15:55,213 --> 00:15:56,805 Oh. 299 00:15:59,733 --> 00:16:00,927 Do you like pie? 300 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,448 Lt'd be criminal not to like pie. 301 00:16:05,013 --> 00:16:07,049 Everything I am... 302 00:16:07,213 --> 00:16:09,169 ...everything I was... 303 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:12,848 ...everything that represented me as a human being was in there. 304 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,492 I have to start over. 305 00:16:14,653 --> 00:16:16,405 I lost everything once. And you know... 306 00:16:16,573 --> 00:16:18,450 Did a plane fly into your living room? 307 00:16:18,613 --> 00:16:19,648 - No. - Or was it arson? 308 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:23,044 No, it was something else, but I felt a queer thrill of opportunity. 309 00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:24,282 To get new stuff? 310 00:16:24,453 --> 00:16:26,330 To let go of everything I didn't like... 311 00:16:26,493 --> 00:16:28,927 ...and to hold on to everything about me that I did. 312 00:16:29,373 --> 00:16:31,170 Well, I've just met you, but I... 313 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:34,882 ...can't imagine anything about you that isn't something to like. 314 00:16:35,933 --> 00:16:39,323 Chuck's first thought was to quickly pull her hand away. 315 00:16:39,493 --> 00:16:43,964 Her second thought was how nice it felt to have someone hold her hand. 316 00:16:45,293 --> 00:16:47,170 Oh, I'm sorry. 317 00:16:47,653 --> 00:16:50,087 Was that your boyfriend back there? 318 00:16:50,253 --> 00:16:52,687 The one who took a step back to let you fall? 319 00:16:52,853 --> 00:16:56,892 He didn't let me fall. It was actually a very affectionate gesture. In context. 320 00:16:57,053 --> 00:16:59,886 If it was only the Pie-Maker's hand. 321 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,684 Can I ask you a small favor? 322 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,289 Would you hold my hand just for a moment? 323 00:17:06,453 --> 00:17:09,445 But don't say anything, and I'm gonna close my eyes. 324 00:17:11,373 --> 00:17:13,045 All right. 325 00:17:27,293 --> 00:17:32,083 In that moment, Chuck was holding the Pie-Maker's hand. 326 00:17:33,893 --> 00:17:36,202 - Lf only by proxy. Ahem. 327 00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:43,770 It was the proxy that concerned the Pie-Maker. 328 00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:45,412 I gotta pee. 329 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,885 - How did it go? - Where did he go? 330 00:17:49,053 --> 00:17:51,613 Conrad? He was going to the bathroom. 331 00:17:52,213 --> 00:17:54,124 He's not Conrad, he's the hijacker. 332 00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:57,404 He's going to the bathroom in my kitchen. 333 00:17:57,573 --> 00:17:59,245 Boy, miss one trip to the morgue. 334 00:18:20,773 --> 00:18:23,003 Is this the hand you were holding? 335 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,005 Well, he's a big fibber, isn't he? 336 00:18:32,173 --> 00:18:34,971 A big fibber whose hand you were holding. What's that about? 337 00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:37,693 I was... If you must know... 338 00:18:38,693 --> 00:18:40,684 ...I was pretending I was holding your hand. 339 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,650 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 340 00:18:42,813 --> 00:18:44,246 Well, yeah. 341 00:18:44,413 --> 00:18:48,292 On one hand it does. On the other hand, the hand you were holding, it doesn't. 342 00:18:48,453 --> 00:18:51,172 - Ned, he's an escaped convict. - You didn't know that. 343 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:53,801 Not only is he an escaped convict, he's a hijacker... 344 00:18:53,973 --> 00:18:57,283 ...who's prevented thousands of crops from being airily fertilized. 345 00:18:57,453 --> 00:18:59,808 And he stuffed a surly old dead guy in a trunk. 346 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,362 I'm not saying he isn't guilty, and not saying I am. 347 00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:04,410 I'm just saying that it's not about him. 348 00:19:04,573 --> 00:19:07,849 No, it's about our client, Becky Caden. The woman your man widowed... 349 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:11,005 ...when he decided to crop dust someone's living room. 350 00:19:11,293 --> 00:19:12,726 Did you catch him? 351 00:19:12,893 --> 00:19:14,451 That one-armed bitch was speedy. 352 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,569 But I checked with my people at the prison. 353 00:19:16,733 --> 00:19:18,564 You got people? That's so neat. 354 00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:20,530 - Did you find out anything good? - Yes. 355 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,411 And we're gonna need shovels. 356 00:19:24,733 --> 00:19:27,122 Emerson Cod had learned three things. 357 00:19:27,293 --> 00:19:30,205 First, the man they knew as Conrad Fitch... 358 00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:32,933 ...was actually one Lemuel Weinger... 359 00:19:33,093 --> 00:19:37,166 ...a low-level employee of a company called Ornin Energy. 360 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:40,405 Second, Ornin was an energy-based corporation... 361 00:19:40,573 --> 00:19:46,762 ...known for several types of trading: Plastics, steel and insider. 362 00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:49,647 The latter cost Lemuel his right hand. 363 00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:56,445 It also cost him his freedom. 364 00:19:56,693 --> 00:20:01,562 Third, during his incarceration, Lemuel became known as Lefty Lem. 365 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:05,043 A name given to him by his cellmate, Jackson Lucas... 366 00:20:05,213 --> 00:20:08,603 ...an infamous diamond thief whose final escapade resulted... 367 00:20:08,773 --> 00:20:11,731 ...in a buried treasure that was never recovered. 368 00:20:18,533 --> 00:20:21,172 Even after he died. 369 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:24,052 He ended up in a prison graveyard with his secret. 370 00:20:24,213 --> 00:20:28,684 Oh, so Lefty Lem was a white-collar criminal. That makes much more sense. 371 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,525 Oh, thank you. 372 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,405 Gonna get paid once by the widow... 373 00:20:33,573 --> 00:20:36,007 ...when we prove her husband's death wasn't suicide. 374 00:20:36,173 --> 00:20:38,084 Dead bodies always lead to paydays. 375 00:20:38,533 --> 00:20:41,809 - Yeah, yeah. Vodka in the freezer. - Gonna get paid twice by the feds... 376 00:20:41,973 --> 00:20:45,124 ...when they give us the reward for kicking Lefty back to the clink. 377 00:20:45,293 --> 00:20:46,646 Looking forward to that. 378 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:50,647 And we'll get paid thrice by finding Jackson's buried booty. Heh-heh. 379 00:20:51,613 --> 00:20:52,807 Hey. 380 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,567 Hey. 381 00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:59,089 Come to papa. 382 00:21:03,973 --> 00:21:05,452 You might wanna avert your eyes. 383 00:21:05,613 --> 00:21:07,569 There's a chance he'll be on the dewy side. 384 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,849 Damn. I hate dewy. 385 00:21:10,013 --> 00:21:11,731 Are you mad at me? 386 00:21:12,253 --> 00:21:13,572 Why would I be mad? 387 00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:15,963 For holding someone's hand that wasn't yours. 388 00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:18,408 Seriously, in a prison graveyard. 389 00:21:18,573 --> 00:21:20,882 That's where you're gonna have this conversation? 390 00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:24,643 You should, uh, breathe through your mouths. 391 00:21:31,653 --> 00:21:34,645 - I would have preferred more eyeball. - Just touch the damn thing. 392 00:21:34,813 --> 00:21:36,451 - No, wait. - For what? 393 00:21:37,293 --> 00:21:39,090 A little dignity. 394 00:21:43,893 --> 00:21:45,326 Thanks. 395 00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:52,763 I can't see anything. Am I blind? 396 00:21:52,933 --> 00:21:55,606 Good news is you're not blind. Bad news is you're dead. 397 00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:58,207 Makes blind seem like a walk in the park, doesn't it? 398 00:21:58,373 --> 00:22:01,524 - Where'd you bury your loot, Jack? - Ha! 399 00:22:01,693 --> 00:22:03,570 - Why should I tell you? - Good karma. 400 00:22:03,733 --> 00:22:05,485 It's like currency in the afterlife. 401 00:22:07,533 --> 00:22:11,572 The old windmill on the VonRoenn farm, at the bottom of the stairs. 402 00:22:11,813 --> 00:22:14,202 - How much that worth? - Plenty. Ask him about Lefty. 403 00:22:14,373 --> 00:22:16,443 Did you tell him where you buried it? 404 00:22:16,613 --> 00:22:18,092 Of course I did. 405 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:19,481 I owed him that much. 406 00:22:20,013 --> 00:22:21,241 What did you owe him for? 407 00:22:21,413 --> 00:22:23,165 Keeping the fire alive. 408 00:22:24,973 --> 00:22:27,123 All right, we got a windmill to find. 409 00:22:27,533 --> 00:22:29,364 Chuck's fire may not be alive... 410 00:22:29,533 --> 00:22:32,650 ...as far as her aunts Lillian and Vivian were concerned. 411 00:22:32,813 --> 00:22:35,486 But Olive was doing her best to reignite it. 412 00:22:35,653 --> 00:22:36,881 Brackets. 413 00:22:37,053 --> 00:22:38,611 Brackets. 414 00:22:38,773 --> 00:22:40,047 - Ribbon. - Ribbon. 415 00:22:40,773 --> 00:22:43,082 - Bejeweler. - Bejeweler. 416 00:22:45,373 --> 00:22:46,886 Can I do one? 417 00:22:47,053 --> 00:22:48,088 Maybe the last one. 418 00:22:48,613 --> 00:22:51,571 If you like, we could bejewel Pidge's birdhouse when we're done. 419 00:22:51,733 --> 00:22:53,564 Pidge's house is only temporary. 420 00:22:53,733 --> 00:22:56,247 No sense in bejeweling an empty home, is there, Pidge? 421 00:22:56,413 --> 00:22:58,688 There's something so sad about an empty birdhouse. 422 00:22:58,893 --> 00:23:00,372 When one of our birds dies... 423 00:23:00,533 --> 00:23:02,922 ...we taxiderm it, put it right back on its perch. 424 00:23:03,093 --> 00:23:05,482 Vivian does wonders with sand and thread. 425 00:23:05,653 --> 00:23:08,611 And little marble eyes. It's like our birds never left at all. 426 00:23:09,253 --> 00:23:11,892 You can't put everything back on its perch. 427 00:23:13,013 --> 00:23:16,528 Must've been all kinds of horrible for you when Charlotte left. 428 00:23:16,893 --> 00:23:19,646 She didn't leave. She died. 429 00:23:19,813 --> 00:23:24,648 And no amount of sand or thread or little marble eyes will ever bring her back. 430 00:23:25,053 --> 00:23:30,127 But Olive didn't need sand or thread or little marble eyes to bring Chuck back. 431 00:23:30,293 --> 00:23:32,807 She needed a confluence of events. 432 00:23:32,973 --> 00:23:34,326 Wing. 433 00:23:35,133 --> 00:23:37,772 And she was about to get one. 434 00:23:40,493 --> 00:23:41,846 Wing. 435 00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:44,652 Can I do the last bejewel? 436 00:23:45,453 --> 00:23:47,284 I already did it. 437 00:23:50,533 --> 00:23:51,761 Oh... 438 00:23:53,773 --> 00:23:55,650 What do you think, Pidge? 439 00:23:55,813 --> 00:23:58,043 And while Olive, the aunts and Pidge... 440 00:23:58,213 --> 00:24:01,171 ...looked forward to the next step in their journey... 441 00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:05,609 ...another journey had reached a dead end. 442 00:24:05,773 --> 00:24:07,570 Is she dead? 443 00:24:08,293 --> 00:24:11,285 Lefty Lem has officially taken the lead. 444 00:24:14,933 --> 00:24:17,288 - You think fake Conrad killed her? - Occam's razor. 445 00:24:17,453 --> 00:24:20,251 All things equal, the simplest solution tends to be the best. 446 00:24:20,413 --> 00:24:22,369 I believed that until you brought me back. 447 00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:24,489 Kind of screws the theory. 448 00:24:34,813 --> 00:24:38,089 Maybe your finger needs a new battery. Let me try. 449 00:24:38,933 --> 00:24:40,002 Ow. 450 00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:41,892 - He did it. - He did it. 451 00:24:42,373 --> 00:24:45,570 I must have dozed off again. Uh, can I help you? 452 00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:48,812 We're looking for a windmill. A VanRoenn variety windmill. 453 00:24:48,973 --> 00:24:51,885 Oh, that's funny. A young man was just in here... 454 00:24:52,053 --> 00:24:53,805 ...asking about the VanRoenn mill. 455 00:24:53,973 --> 00:24:55,770 Didn't happen to have one arm, did he? 456 00:24:55,933 --> 00:24:57,844 - As a matter of fact, he did. - Occam's. 457 00:24:58,013 --> 00:24:59,844 - Bless you. - Thank you. 458 00:25:00,013 --> 00:25:03,528 The windmill. What happened to it? Raised, wrecked, rebuilt, removed? 459 00:25:03,693 --> 00:25:06,810 Retired. No farm, no use. 460 00:25:06,973 --> 00:25:09,965 Got shipped off to NARM some 20 years ago. 461 00:25:10,373 --> 00:25:12,933 Why send it to 'Nam? Did the Vietnamese need windmills? 462 00:25:13,093 --> 00:25:15,846 NARM. National Area of Retired Mills. 463 00:25:16,013 --> 00:25:20,882 VanRoenn Mill has been preserved for an historical landmark. 464 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:23,965 I have a map here. Ha-ha-ha. 465 00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:30,893 Now, that's narcoleptic. Necrophiliac's the other one. 466 00:25:31,053 --> 00:25:32,406 Yeah. 467 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,165 Armed with a new plan... 468 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:38,690 ...the Pie-Maker and associates left the narcoleptic curator to her dreams. 469 00:25:38,853 --> 00:25:40,889 Meanwhile, back in Couer d'Couers... 470 00:25:41,053 --> 00:25:43,965 ...a tiny friend was planning her own escape. 471 00:25:44,133 --> 00:25:47,569 Olive's disdain for Chuck was split in two. 472 00:25:47,733 --> 00:25:49,769 One for stealing the Pie-Maker's heart... 473 00:25:49,933 --> 00:25:51,651 ...the other for breaking the aunts '. 474 00:25:51,813 --> 00:25:53,769 You know you wanna read Pidge's message. 475 00:25:53,933 --> 00:25:56,288 Lily would be so displeased. 476 00:25:57,693 --> 00:25:59,729 There was an incident. 477 00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:05,570 I read something that I shouldn't have, and then life went horribly awry. 478 00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:08,122 Lily never forgave me. She said she did... 479 00:26:08,293 --> 00:26:09,692 ...but she didn't. 480 00:26:10,053 --> 00:26:11,122 Well... 481 00:26:11,293 --> 00:26:13,648 Now, I'm more interested in that story. 482 00:26:14,293 --> 00:26:17,603 - Let's put Pidge back into her house. - Pidge has left the building. 483 00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:19,772 I'm sorry. 484 00:26:19,933 --> 00:26:22,652 I'm sorry her empty birdhouse makes you sad. 485 00:26:23,173 --> 00:26:25,846 Maybe you could fill it with all your Charlotte sadness... 486 00:26:26,013 --> 00:26:28,322 ...and hang it in a special place in your soul. 487 00:26:29,133 --> 00:26:33,046 That's an awfully sad birdhouse to have hanging in one's soul. 488 00:26:33,213 --> 00:26:35,169 Hang it someplace you don't have to see it. 489 00:26:36,653 --> 00:26:38,086 Won't always be sad. 490 00:26:38,253 --> 00:26:40,926 It'll be the happiest little birdhouse when you're ready. 491 00:26:41,093 --> 00:26:43,766 Make a little birdhouse in your soul. 492 00:26:44,213 --> 00:26:45,646 Don't encourage her. 493 00:26:47,933 --> 00:26:49,969 I think she looks divine. 494 00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:01,969 - Son of a bitch. - Wait. You forgot your message. Pidge. 495 00:27:02,453 --> 00:27:05,763 Pidge, wait. You forgot your message. 496 00:27:06,093 --> 00:27:08,687 As the aunts watched Olive scream for help... 497 00:27:08,853 --> 00:27:10,127 Pidge. 498 00:27:10,293 --> 00:27:11,362 Help me. 499 00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:13,524 ...they considered their own birdcage... 500 00:27:13,693 --> 00:27:17,003 ...and wondered if they were ready to leave it behind. 501 00:27:17,533 --> 00:27:19,842 A few miles away... 502 00:27:20,613 --> 00:27:22,888 ...looking out across the fields and hills... 503 00:27:23,053 --> 00:27:26,887 ...a beautiful woman named Elsita waited for the man she loved... 504 00:27:27,053 --> 00:27:28,691 ...to make her heart complete. 505 00:27:30,253 --> 00:27:34,769 Little did she know Lefty Lem was already on his way. 506 00:27:34,933 --> 00:27:36,332 What the hell do you want? 507 00:27:37,173 --> 00:27:39,607 I'm from the Papen County Historical Society. 508 00:27:39,773 --> 00:27:41,764 We'd like to photograph these premises... 509 00:27:41,933 --> 00:27:45,482 ...for our 87th annual Mills of the Wind Papen County collector's calendar. 510 00:27:45,653 --> 00:27:46,688 Where's your camera? 511 00:27:47,773 --> 00:27:49,365 It's in the car. 512 00:27:49,533 --> 00:27:51,125 You're lying. 513 00:27:51,293 --> 00:27:52,521 But I'm bored. 514 00:28:04,853 --> 00:28:06,605 I'm your only friend 515 00:28:06,773 --> 00:28:08,411 I'm not your only friend 516 00:28:08,573 --> 00:28:10,689 But I'm a little glowing friend 517 00:28:10,853 --> 00:28:15,324 But really I'm not actually your friend But I am 518 00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:17,802 Blue canary in the outlet By the light switch 519 00:28:17,973 --> 00:28:20,362 Who watches over you 520 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:25,243 - Make a little birdhouse in your soul - Not to put too fine a point on it 521 00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:27,973 Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet 522 00:28:28,133 --> 00:28:33,765 - Make a little birdhouse in your soul - Make a little birdhouse in your soul 523 00:28:33,933 --> 00:28:37,209 Never mind the singing, keep your eye on that bird. 524 00:28:41,813 --> 00:28:42,848 You know our problem? 525 00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:46,403 If you're referring to the touching, I see it as more of an obstacle. 526 00:28:46,573 --> 00:28:48,723 - It's big. - Not compared to our other problems. 527 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:51,282 - We've got other problems? - I'm gonna kill myself. 528 00:28:51,853 --> 00:28:53,684 There's so much I'm learning about you. 529 00:28:53,853 --> 00:28:55,047 Such as? 530 00:28:55,213 --> 00:28:57,681 - You're a romantic. - When the mood strikes. 531 00:28:57,853 --> 00:29:00,287 - You're jealous. - Everyone's a little jealous. 532 00:29:00,453 --> 00:29:02,921 If you're not a little jealous, you're probably... 533 00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:07,445 - Can we not talk about this? - The answer to your query is yes. 534 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:09,444 No, actually, I wanna talk about this. 535 00:29:09,613 --> 00:29:12,810 I could let it go. It will come back. Which I wouldn't call annoying. 536 00:29:12,973 --> 00:29:15,885 But there's no great way of saying half-annoying, which it is. 537 00:29:16,053 --> 00:29:19,363 See? Isn't this neat? Here we were thinking we had one big problem... 538 00:29:19,533 --> 00:29:23,208 ...when we have hundreds of little problems that we gotta sort out... 539 00:29:23,373 --> 00:29:26,046 ...which means we're like everybody else in the world. 540 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,924 Except I still can't catch you. 541 00:29:31,293 --> 00:29:33,807 Yeah, we're taking two cars next time. 542 00:29:35,613 --> 00:29:36,682 That's a big ax. 543 00:29:36,853 --> 00:29:38,571 I'm not gonna hurt you, I promise. 544 00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:41,531 This is, uh, just a precautionary measure. 545 00:29:42,293 --> 00:29:45,365 Wouldn't it be easier if you put the ax down then tied the rope? 546 00:29:51,733 --> 00:29:53,803 It's funny, you really are a one-armed bandit. 547 00:29:53,973 --> 00:29:55,531 Your name's not McClappin, is it? 548 00:29:55,693 --> 00:29:57,285 - As in the sound of one hand... - No. 549 00:29:58,413 --> 00:29:59,687 Because names are destiny. 550 00:29:59,853 --> 00:30:02,367 If you think Dwayne Cloggin ain't gonna be a plumber... 551 00:30:02,533 --> 00:30:04,012 ...then you just think again. 552 00:30:04,173 --> 00:30:07,563 Oh, no, you didn't use bows to tie me up, did you? 553 00:30:07,733 --> 00:30:09,689 You take a hostage like you tie sneakers. 554 00:30:09,853 --> 00:30:12,287 - What is your problem? - Well. 555 00:30:12,453 --> 00:30:15,365 I was born into the life of windmillery... 556 00:30:15,973 --> 00:30:17,645 Are you gonna listen or knock? 557 00:30:17,813 --> 00:30:21,283 I'm listening. You were born into the life of windmillery. 558 00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:24,126 Always waiting on wind to show up so you can start work... 559 00:30:24,293 --> 00:30:25,692 ...and I'm no good at waiting. 560 00:30:25,853 --> 00:30:27,206 I'm tired of it. 561 00:30:27,533 --> 00:30:30,730 You sure it was the wind that you were a-waiting for? 562 00:30:32,733 --> 00:30:34,007 Did you just say "a-waiting"? 563 00:30:34,173 --> 00:30:36,403 If you're mimicking me, I'll be out of these... 564 00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:39,963 ...faster than a snake through weeds. - I wasn't thinking and I apologize. 565 00:30:40,373 --> 00:30:41,408 It's just... 566 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:44,167 I have a lot on my mind and I'm in a bit of a rush. 567 00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:46,449 Oh, where are you rushing to? 568 00:30:48,533 --> 00:30:50,285 I don't really know yet. 569 00:30:50,973 --> 00:30:53,407 Well, maybe you better figure that out. 570 00:30:58,853 --> 00:31:00,172 Go back to your knocking. Ahem. 571 00:31:10,293 --> 00:31:13,410 Come on, Pidge. You can do it. 572 00:31:13,573 --> 00:31:15,529 Not even a breeze to help poor Pidge. 573 00:31:15,693 --> 00:31:18,048 Which is kind of ironic, given the surroundings. 574 00:31:18,213 --> 00:31:20,010 Pidge! Come on! 575 00:31:20,173 --> 00:31:21,970 The pigeon, growing fatigued... 576 00:31:22,133 --> 00:31:24,124 ...with each flap of her taxidermy wing... 577 00:31:24,293 --> 00:31:26,249 ...knew something the others did not. 578 00:31:27,813 --> 00:31:30,122 Her journey was almost complete. 579 00:31:34,653 --> 00:31:36,006 What was that? 580 00:31:36,173 --> 00:31:38,129 It's my bird. 581 00:31:42,173 --> 00:31:43,242 Oh... 582 00:31:44,293 --> 00:31:46,488 - That's my bird. - What are you on about? 583 00:31:46,653 --> 00:31:49,451 - It's my bird. - I'll prove it. I wrote the note. 584 00:31:49,813 --> 00:31:51,212 Where's the note? 585 00:31:51,373 --> 00:31:53,933 Hello. Can I get my bird back, please? 586 00:31:54,093 --> 00:31:55,208 - Your bird? - Your bird? 587 00:31:55,373 --> 00:31:57,204 Yes, my bird. She's a carrier pigeon. 588 00:31:57,373 --> 00:32:00,445 She has a message and she has to carry it. It's what she does. 589 00:32:00,613 --> 00:32:02,365 That's my message. 590 00:32:04,133 --> 00:32:06,931 - Elsa? - I'm Elsita. Jackson? 591 00:32:07,893 --> 00:32:09,008 I'm Lem. 592 00:32:09,413 --> 00:32:10,482 Elsa was my mama. 593 00:32:10,653 --> 00:32:12,609 Jackson was my prison bunkmate. 594 00:32:12,773 --> 00:32:14,570 Is bunkmates a euphemism for...? 595 00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:16,325 Not in this case, ma'am. 596 00:32:16,773 --> 00:32:19,571 There was bitter chill in the air the night Jackson Lucas... 597 00:32:19,733 --> 00:32:22,008 ...found refuge in the VanRoenn windmill. 598 00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:26,325 Already five days on the lam, he knew the police were closing in. 599 00:32:26,493 --> 00:32:30,486 To preserve his dreams of one day owning an art gallery in Mexico... 600 00:32:30,653 --> 00:32:33,121 ...Jackson decided to bury his stolen treasure... 601 00:32:33,293 --> 00:32:35,887 ...in the staircase of the seemingly abandoned property. 602 00:32:38,213 --> 00:32:41,523 His heart stopped, however, when he saw an angelic creature... 603 00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:43,172 ...descending the stairs. 604 00:32:43,733 --> 00:32:46,884 Her name was Elsa and this was her windmill. 605 00:32:47,053 --> 00:32:48,327 My name is Elsa. 606 00:32:48,933 --> 00:32:50,685 This is my windmill. 607 00:32:50,853 --> 00:32:52,969 It was love at first sight. 608 00:32:53,133 --> 00:32:56,523 Knowing he had very little time left, he kissed her. 609 00:32:56,693 --> 00:32:58,968 It was a perfect moment. 610 00:33:00,373 --> 00:33:03,171 The next moment was not. 611 00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:08,925 I'll write you. 612 00:33:09,093 --> 00:33:11,323 Elsa kept true to her word. 613 00:33:11,493 --> 00:33:13,563 For the next 20 years, she and Jackson... 614 00:33:13,733 --> 00:33:16,293 ...continued their love affair by correspondence. 615 00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:18,648 Letters sent to and fro with the help... 616 00:33:18,813 --> 00:33:22,522 ...of her virtually untraceable carrier pigeon. 617 00:33:22,693 --> 00:33:27,721 Until the day Jackson knew he would no longer be able to keep his promise. 618 00:33:27,893 --> 00:33:31,488 Someone else would have to do it for him. 619 00:33:32,253 --> 00:33:35,165 After Jackson died, I started to plan my escape. 620 00:33:35,573 --> 00:33:37,052 It took me two years. 621 00:33:37,213 --> 00:33:39,966 And all that time, I kept writing to Elsa. 622 00:33:40,133 --> 00:33:42,089 At first, out of loyalty to the man... 623 00:33:42,253 --> 00:33:46,041 ...who taught me the ropes in prison. But after a while... 624 00:33:46,213 --> 00:33:48,329 ...I started to develop... 625 00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:49,687 A condition? 626 00:33:50,093 --> 00:33:51,287 For Elsa. 627 00:33:51,453 --> 00:33:53,045 Least I thought it was Elsa. 628 00:33:53,413 --> 00:33:56,928 Mama made me swear on her deathbed that I'd never stop writing to Jackson. 629 00:33:57,093 --> 00:33:59,288 Said it would break his heart to learn she died. 630 00:33:59,453 --> 00:34:01,683 But each letter was more beautiful than the last. 631 00:34:01,853 --> 00:34:03,969 And I found myself looking forward to them. 632 00:34:04,133 --> 00:34:06,169 Your letters were beautiful too. 633 00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:08,244 What's the big whoop? 634 00:34:08,773 --> 00:34:10,923 Pidge brought them together. 635 00:34:11,093 --> 00:34:12,367 How did she lose her wing? 636 00:34:12,693 --> 00:34:15,526 Took her with me on the plane when I busted out of prison. 637 00:34:15,693 --> 00:34:19,447 She flew out the window after takeoff and went right through the propeller. 638 00:34:19,613 --> 00:34:21,331 Oh... Pidge crashed the plane. 639 00:34:21,693 --> 00:34:23,012 Oh, Pidge. 640 00:34:23,173 --> 00:34:26,006 - What happened to the diamonds? Diamonds? 641 00:34:33,773 --> 00:34:35,525 Holy crap. 642 00:34:35,693 --> 00:34:36,921 Holy crap. 643 00:34:37,413 --> 00:34:38,846 Huh. 644 00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:46,171 Now, now. Let's not panic. I'm sure it's just the mailman. 645 00:34:46,573 --> 00:34:49,212 Or a windmill-to-windmill salesman. 646 00:34:49,373 --> 00:34:50,692 Let me handle it. 647 00:34:56,253 --> 00:34:59,609 As Olive peeped through the peephole, it occurred to her... 648 00:34:59,773 --> 00:35:02,970 ...that while the carrier pigeon was safe inside the windmill... 649 00:35:03,133 --> 00:35:06,125 ...the same could not be said for the sitting duck... 650 00:35:06,293 --> 00:35:08,170 ...currently waiting on the doorstep. 651 00:35:21,093 --> 00:35:23,926 This was the moment Olive Snook had been waiting for. 652 00:35:24,093 --> 00:35:27,722 She need only open the door to expose Chuck's deceit to the aunts... 653 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:29,884 ...and the Pie-Maker could be hers. 654 00:35:30,053 --> 00:35:32,886 It was everything Olive wanted. 655 00:35:33,053 --> 00:35:34,691 And yet... 656 00:35:36,093 --> 00:35:38,368 She knew that the aunts would be traumatized... 657 00:35:38,533 --> 00:35:42,606 ...by the discovery that the late Charlotte Charles was late no more. 658 00:35:42,973 --> 00:35:46,522 In that moment, Olive felt the angry fire in her heart... 659 00:35:46,693 --> 00:35:49,332 ...extinguished by a light breeze. 660 00:35:49,493 --> 00:35:52,246 She had grown fond of Lily and Vivian... 661 00:35:52,413 --> 00:35:55,007 ...and could not bring herself to hurt them. 662 00:36:02,733 --> 00:36:03,768 Afternoon, gang. 663 00:36:04,173 --> 00:36:05,925 - Olive? - What are you doing here? 664 00:36:06,093 --> 00:36:08,607 Pie delivery. Tart apple, I believe. 665 00:36:08,773 --> 00:36:12,083 With those two words, Chuck knew. 666 00:36:13,093 --> 00:36:16,130 Her aunts were inside. 667 00:36:16,293 --> 00:36:18,284 - Olive... - If you know what's good for you... 668 00:36:18,453 --> 00:36:20,409 ...and I think you do, give me two minutes. 669 00:36:20,573 --> 00:36:22,006 - What for? - Okay. 670 00:36:22,173 --> 00:36:23,572 Goody then. 671 00:36:27,733 --> 00:36:28,882 Who was it? 672 00:36:29,053 --> 00:36:31,567 Wrong mill. Must happen a lot around here, huh? 673 00:36:32,253 --> 00:36:35,165 Anyway, I feel awful that we've taken up so much of your day. 674 00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:36,482 We should be going. 675 00:36:36,893 --> 00:36:38,884 Uh, do you mind if we use the back door? 676 00:36:39,053 --> 00:36:41,442 I just wanted to peek at your garden on the way out. 677 00:36:41,613 --> 00:36:44,173 Thanks. Bye. 678 00:36:46,493 --> 00:36:47,528 - Ned? - Hmm? 679 00:36:47,693 --> 00:36:50,412 Remember I told you all the things I'd learned about you? 680 00:36:50,573 --> 00:36:53,133 Jealous, romantic, jealous. Felt I had to say it twice. 681 00:36:53,293 --> 00:36:57,002 Well, now might be a good time to write all the things you learned about me. 682 00:36:57,173 --> 00:37:00,210 - Why? - Well, that way, if stuff happens... 683 00:37:00,773 --> 00:37:03,731 ...just remember the list. - Time's up. 684 00:37:03,893 --> 00:37:06,851 Well, now, wasn't that a nice outing? 685 00:37:07,013 --> 00:37:08,162 I could use a drink. 686 00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:11,803 Young people depress Lily because she's afraid of dying. 687 00:37:11,973 --> 00:37:14,567 As Lily wondered whether she was afraid of dying... 688 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,724 ...or simply missed feeling alive... 689 00:37:16,893 --> 00:37:21,523 ...she allowed herself one deep breath of fresh country air. 690 00:37:21,733 --> 00:37:23,405 I don't think we've been out since... 691 00:37:24,373 --> 00:37:25,601 Charlotte? 692 00:37:27,813 --> 00:37:29,690 No need to yell her name. 693 00:37:29,853 --> 00:37:32,765 I think heaven's closer than we think. 694 00:37:32,933 --> 00:37:33,968 I agree. 695 00:37:35,693 --> 00:37:36,728 Hmm. 696 00:37:37,173 --> 00:37:38,765 Hand up. 697 00:37:53,093 --> 00:37:54,572 Lemuel, I'll write you. 698 00:37:57,853 --> 00:38:00,287 The Pie-Maker and the girl he called Chuck... 699 00:38:00,453 --> 00:38:04,241 ...marveled at love's power to conquer all obstacles. 700 00:38:04,413 --> 00:38:06,131 Distance and time. 701 00:38:07,773 --> 00:38:10,367 Hardship and pain. 702 00:38:12,693 --> 00:38:15,491 A lack of reciprocation. 703 00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:18,205 Even death. 704 00:38:18,373 --> 00:38:21,604 Your husband was a great pilot. He didn't kill himself, a pigeon did. 705 00:38:21,773 --> 00:38:23,286 By accident. 706 00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:27,806 With Pidge's help, the long-distance love affair... 707 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:31,522 ...of Lefty and Elsita continued to soar. 708 00:38:32,013 --> 00:38:38,009 And the Pie-Maker realized that while some obstacles may never disappear... 709 00:38:39,853 --> 00:38:41,002 Care to dance? 710 00:38:41,173 --> 00:38:43,733 Hmm. Yes, please. 711 00:38:48,973 --> 00:38:52,727 - You can always find a way to work around them. 712 00:39:09,533 --> 00:39:11,251 You caught me. 713 00:40:00,853 --> 00:40:02,844 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 714 00:40:03,305 --> 00:41:03,585 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP