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Previously on Pushing Daisies...
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- I missed you.
- I missed you, too.
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Can we get on with this, please?
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You think I faked my death?
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- You have a better explanation?
- Does Ned know...
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- what you think you know?
- Who knows?
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Do you pet him?
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Maybe if you did,
he wouldn't be so neurotic.
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I can't actually
touch him but I pet him.
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With a stick?
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It's more like a handle
to a petting device.
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You saved me!
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Season 1 Episode 6
"Bitches"
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Bedtime at the Longborough school
for boys was a time for dreams.
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Dreams filled with the blis
that came from a happy childhood.
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But on this night,
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one boy chose to dream
with his eyes wide open.
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11 weeks, 1 day, 7 hours
and 41 minutes ago,
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young Ned was living
that happy childhood,
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complete with a lovely home,
caring mother, and boyhood sweetheart.
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A girl he called Chuck.
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But when his mother died...
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... twice,
young Ned awoke to a new reality.
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Though he could reanimate the dead,
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young Ned could only animate
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the inanimate with his imagination.
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On this lonely night, he tried
to re-create his past life.
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But he'd lost his ability to dream,
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and found even
his imagination failed him.
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Still, he wore hope on his head.
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And what young Ned didn't know
was at that very moment,
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the girl he called Chuck
was wearing hope on hers.
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They were together,
even if they were far apart.
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For unfortunately,
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the pie maker
could never, ever touch her.
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Are you watching me asleep?
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No. Sort of.
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But mainly was just waiting
for you to wake up,
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but in the process of waiting
for you to wake up, I was.
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Yes, I was watching you asleep.
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You do that a lot, don't you?
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It's like watching you
come back to life.
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Again.
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Good morning.
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You're not...
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How come I'm not...
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Maybe it wears off.
Maybe there's an eclipse. Maybe...
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Oh, my god. Your skin is amazing.
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Stop talking.
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We're wearing too many clothes.
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- I'm still wearing too many clothes.
- You're not wearing any.
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Much better.
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Don't tell Chuck.
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Are you watching me asleep?
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Yes, I was.
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You do that a lot, don't you?
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Yes, I do.
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The pie maker wanted to tell Chuck,
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that he liked
watching the moment she waked,
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that it was like watching her
come back to life... again.
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So, instead, he said nothing.
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So the pie maker sought to use
Emerson Cod as a sounding board
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for that reality.
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Which recently included a moonlit kiss
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with one Olive Snook.
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I had a sexy dream
about Olive last night,
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and I'm sure it was influenced
by a reality-based kiss.
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By the road, you know.
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There's no way for this conversation
to be anything but awkward for me.
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She was wearing
a Chuck suit in the dream.
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What do you think it means,
beyond the obvious?
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Dreams are just your brain
processing random rigmarole
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it couldn't find a place for.
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It don't mean nothing except you
feel guilty about kissing Olive
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when you want to be kissing
some dead girl you can't.
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I said, "beyond the obvious."
And Olive kissed me.
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It was a friendly expression
of innocent gratitude.
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Was it a wet kiss or a dry kiss?
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There was a little moisture, I guess.
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That girl dropped a bomb
in your sub-concious with her saliva.
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You make it sound so devious,
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and it's not.
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It didn't mean anything,
which is why Chuck doesn't have to know.
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Emerson Cod had a very particular view
on romantic relations.
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Some women love like gangsters.
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They be like,
"Baby, you bleeding! How that happen?"
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While they hiding the razor in
their weave.
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Olive's not a gangster.
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Why do you think she's always
rubbing up on you?
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To be nice.
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It's an employer-employee kind of
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niceness that occasionally includes
platonic rubbing.
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Ain't nothing platonic about it.
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You coming undone, ain't you?
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- I don't want to touch Olive.
- Not in that way.
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In fact the pie maker was coming undone.
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As he wrestled with the meaning
of Olive's affections,
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Olive wrestled with her own
emotions about the kiss.
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So she confessed.
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It didn't mean a thing.
That's why I'm telling you. It was a,
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friendly expression
of innocent gratitude. A peck.
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It didn't even last a second.
In fact, one thousand one.
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See? Couldn't have been half that.
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- Half?
- A third.
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Maybe even a quarter. Very brief.
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He didn't mention it?
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No. Should he have?
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No.
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Olive Snook was saddened
her kiss wasn't worth a mention.
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Well.
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Ned deserves a friendly
expression of innocent gratitude,
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but I don't think I'd like it
if you did it again.
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I don't think I'd like it either.
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I mean I would, but not in this context.
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So, that being said,
were his lips soft?
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You don't know?
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We don't touch.
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Well, not directly.
Prophylactically, yes, but
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nothing more.
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You don't touch. You don't!
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I have been watching you,
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not obsessively but I've been
paying attention. You don't touch.
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We can't.
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Which is why you kiss
through the plastic food wrap.
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I couldn't get my head around it.
Do you have some kind of...
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deadly food allergy to Ned?
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I'm gonna say yes.
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I get swelling, eczema, hives.
You know, all things to avoid.
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That's the most tragic story
I've ever heard.
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Not with standing the big-ticket
items like genocide and famine,
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but tragic nonetheless.
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I don't know.
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- It's really not that bad.
- And it wasn't... yet.
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At that very moment, 14 miles
due west as a crow flies,
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Harold Hundin was experiencing
something much more tragic.
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His murder.
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The facts were these.
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Harold Hundin, a renowned dog breeder
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and president of the papen county
kennel club,
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was 37 years, 11 weeks, 5 days,
1 hour, and 2 minutes old
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when he was stabbed
multiple times in his office
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at the papen county kennel club.
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The kennel club offered a reward
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for information leading
to the arrest of his killer.
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And where there was a reward,
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there was Emerson Cod.
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Hello, Mr. Hundin.
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We're gonna move through things
quickly and efficiently,
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so pay close attention
cause this concerns you.
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You have one minute to answer
a brief series of questions.
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Short, concise answers are best.
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But feel free to elaborate
if you need to.
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- When does my minute start?
- 15 seconds ago.
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Any last wishes or woulda,
shoulda, couldas?
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Wish I could have said
good bye to Bubblegum.
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- I have stick gum.
- Bubblegum's my dog.
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Hey, if you people are angels,
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I would love it if you would
surround her with white light
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or positive energy
or whatever it is you do.
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She was a sweet girl.
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Yeah, yeah, white light.
Check. Next question.
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Who stabbed you, Mr. Hundin?
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There was stabbing,
but nobody stabbed me.
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Harold Hundin detailed
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the strange series of events
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that resulted in his stabbings.
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Before Harold Hundin could stab himself,
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he was poisoned.
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A puddle of spilled coffee,
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an unfortunately positioned
designer dog brush.
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With an unfortunately sharp end...
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And is a tenacity expedited his death.
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I tasted almonds in my coffee.
Real bitter.
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Exceptionally bitter.
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With an intense charismatic flavor
that could only be cyanide.
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You taste the cyanide?
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A dog could taste it, 1/6 the number
of taste buds I have.
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Well, then, fool, why you drink it?
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I was using an almond-flavored
coffee cream creamer
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in my coffee, and I thought
maybe it went bad,
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but there were no curdles.
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And by the time I figured out it
was poisoned, it was too late.
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- Who gave you the coffee?
- My wife.
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Honey, how could you?
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Now, that's gangster love.
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Don't you worry. Honey is gonna
get what's coming to her.
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Great, I'll come with.
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See that?
Simple.
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Ask a question, you get an answer.
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There's no room for butt scuttle
or misinterpretation.
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Thank you, Lord, for simple things like,
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"my wife did it."
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Ah, yes!
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Hey. You find Harold's wife?
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All four of them.
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That son of a bitch
was a damn polygamist.
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Harold Hundin was indeed
a damn polygamist with multiple misses,
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of which there were four.
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Hilary was his first...
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Heather his second...
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Simone his third...
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And Hallie was his fourth
and final wife.
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But only one of the Hundin wives
killed their husband.
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Wondering why her kiss
with the pie maker went unmentioned,
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Olive Snook attempted to mention
the unmentionable.
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We should clear the air.
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Does our air need clearing?
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Our relations on the road.
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That.
I haven't thought another...
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Thought about that.
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- Four wives? That's just greedy.
- And intriguing.
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Some people like vanilla.
Some like chocolate.
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- Others like their Neapolitan.
- I like Neapolitan.
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Then you'd do well as a polygamist.
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One woman to have,
one woman to hold.
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Why would you do that? For the record,
I would make a horrible polygamist.
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I'm easily distracted.
I wouldn't know where to focus.
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Well, Harold Hundin knew where to focus.
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Found himself the perfect wife,
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except she had four heads.
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They were all breeders, too.
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They make children
for their polygamy cult?
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Dog breeders.
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They make dogs for their polygamy cult?
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Ain't nobody making nothing
for no polygamy cult.
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So, which wife do you think
wanted to kill him most?
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- How do you know a wife did it?
- He left a note.
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A note. How mysterious.
Can I play?
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No. Sorry.
Emerson doesn't like.
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Although...
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- I love a good "although."
- Me too.
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The same faces show up
at four different places asking
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suspicious questions, they'll be onto us
faster than you can say "monogamy".
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Well, we got four suspects.
We got four faces.
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Does that mean I get to play?
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If you're playing,
it's, like, for play-play.
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Know you ain't getting paid, right?
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And the suspects were these.
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Hilary Hundin,
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owner of Prêt-à-poochie designer
dog wear and accessories.
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She was the first
to join Harold in matrimony.
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Hilary Hundin was generally
pleasant, happy, and perky,
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but might snap if teased or surprised.
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Pluralizing the marriage
was Heather Hundin,
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a renowned pet psychologist
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and host of the weekly radio show
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"doggonit."
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Simone Hundin was Harold's third wife.
251
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She pioneered k-18 obedience,
252
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where demanding dog owners
got double from their canines.
253
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Bang, bang, bang.
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Like the jack-russels-terriers
she trains and breeds,
255
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Simone possesses strong
hunting instincts
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that, if left unchecked,
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could result in deadly aggression.
258
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Harold Hundin's fourth
and final wife was young Hallie,
259
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who bred labradors
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and donated them as seeing
eye dogs to the blind.
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Like her labs,
Hallie was loyal, friendly,
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and competitively obedient.
263
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She craved human attention,
but if denied,
264
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her competitive obedience
could god girl horribly awry.
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Wait,
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We going undercover,
267
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and by "undercover," I mean
that under no circumstances
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are you to reveal any factual
information about your person.
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- You mean you want us to lie.
- I want you to lie consistently,
270
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and we all got to take turns
with the dog.
271
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He has a name you know.
272
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Yeah, and you better
lie about that, too.
273
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You have a gorgeous selection
of couture.
274
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Pickle loves him some D&G.
275
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He'd like to know
if that comes in green.
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I'm just kidding.
He really didn't say that.
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- Hello, I'm Pimento. And you are?
- Ned.
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Ned. Have you had Ned
since he was a puppy?
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Ned and I have been together
for a very long time.
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We're intimate, but
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it's the appropriate human-canine
sort of intimacy.
282
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- He doesn't respect you.
- He respects me.
283
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Tell him to sit.
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Sit.
285
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Damn it, dog,
you better sit your ass down.
286
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He don't want to sit.
287
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Sit.
288
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You have a very lovely home.
It feels lovely.
289
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:59,652
And it smells lovely.
Do you use an air purifier?
290
00:13:59,829 --> 00:14:01,144
It helps with the dander.
291
00:14:02,514 --> 00:14:03,925
How did you lose your sight?
292
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,925
I was cleaning out the kitty litter,
and I got cat sand in my eye.
293
00:14:07,006 --> 00:14:08,410
Horrible infection. Very sad.
294
00:14:08,532 --> 00:14:09,662
I know you're not blind.
295
00:14:10,888 --> 00:14:12,533
Thank you. I felt awful doing that.
296
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It was humiliating for both of us.
297
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I looks like a pickle.
298
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,045
Doesn't he look like a pickle?
299
00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:20,297
Do you always name
your animals after food?
300
00:14:20,925 --> 00:14:23,472
I used to have
a horse named The Pie in another life.
301
00:14:23,491 --> 00:14:26,335
That's cause I wanted to be like
Elizabeth Taylor. She was so pretty.
302
00:14:26,687 --> 00:14:27,911
Then The Pie died.
303
00:14:29,629 --> 00:14:31,297
I just lost my dog.
304
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Bubblegum.
305
00:14:34,677 --> 00:14:36,849
I was in shock after I lost my pie.
306
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The horse, not the food.
307
00:14:38,674 --> 00:14:40,166
Then one day I was walking along,
308
00:14:40,181 --> 00:14:42,502
and I saw a bakery in the shape
of a giant pie.
309
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The food, not the horse.
310
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It was a sign.
311
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I don't know what it said,
but it was there.
312
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Are you suggesting
that I'll find the answers
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00:14:50,611 --> 00:14:52,770
to life and death
in a bubblegum machine?
314
00:14:52,952 --> 00:14:53,931
Bubblegum's dead?
315
00:14:53,946 --> 00:14:55,508
I was looking forward to surrounding her
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in white light and positive energy.
I wasn't quite sure how to do that
317
00:14:58,327 --> 00:15:00,290
but I thought at least,
I could dog-sit or
318
00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:01,841
take her for a walk in the park.
319
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:03,444
You knew about Bubblegum?
320
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Harold left a note.
321
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,873
Well, she was everything to Harold.
322
00:15:07,112 --> 00:15:08,205
Well, we all were.
323
00:15:08,343 --> 00:15:09,603
We were family,
324
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,180
my sister-wives and me.
325
00:15:11,813 --> 00:15:12,830
You didn't mind...
326
00:15:14,336 --> 00:15:15,336
Sharing?
327
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:18,177
It's not as if
he treated me like one of so many
328
00:15:18,192 --> 00:15:20,816
buried bones he could dig up
from the yard whenever he saw fit?
329
00:15:20,938 --> 00:15:22,401
I didn't mean to say it like that.
330
00:15:22,523 --> 00:15:24,624
I wouldn't be alive
if it weren't for him.
331
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:25,740
Litterally?
332
00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:28,444
I was exaggerating for dramatic effect,
333
00:15:28,459 --> 00:15:30,938
but that's the way I felt
when we were together.
334
00:15:31,135 --> 00:15:33,980
And if you feel something,
it's real.
335
00:15:35,473 --> 00:15:37,076
How did Bubblegum die?
336
00:15:37,329 --> 00:15:40,150
- I backed up over her.
- Didn't look where you were going?
337
00:15:40,245 --> 00:15:42,599
I just found out my husband
was murdered, my panic to get
338
00:15:42,614 --> 00:15:45,256
to the scene of the crime,
I forgot to check my rearview mirror.
339
00:15:45,354 --> 00:15:47,699
Clearly it's not an affectionate
relationship.
340
00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:50,938
We're... very affectionate.
341
00:15:51,395 --> 00:15:52,395
It's just...
342
00:15:54,459 --> 00:15:56,556
Ned's been having strange dreams lately.
343
00:15:56,571 --> 00:15:59,697
His paws twitch, and he whimpers.
it'd be cute if it weren't so sad.
344
00:16:00,014 --> 00:16:03,416
he may be experiencing
stress-related anxiety due to,
345
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,664
mating issues.
346
00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:08,437
You're deflecting.
347
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,152
You're avoiding a deeper discussion
348
00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:13,117
of Ned's mating issues.
349
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,118
Can't you see this is making Ned
uncomfortable?
350
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:18,422
Mr. Digby,
Ned's merely wrestling
351
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:21,293
with the natural anxieties
of an inexperienced stud.
352
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,395
He's had experience.
Some.
353
00:16:25,343 --> 00:16:28,119
Mating isn't just for
the betterment of the breed.
354
00:16:28,398 --> 00:16:30,057
It's for the betterment of the dog.
355
00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:34,073
Passions, they never knew even
existed suddenly burst forth,
356
00:16:34,207 --> 00:16:37,483
allowing discovery of their
true primal selves as they.
357
00:16:37,577 --> 00:16:40,823
She was referring
to her late husband, not Digby.
358
00:16:40,947 --> 00:16:41,947
Excuse me.
359
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:52,232
Heather Hundin took a moment
to mourn her husband, Harold,
360
00:16:52,363 --> 00:16:54,933
and Digby and the pie maker
took a moment
361
00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:57,596
to politely pretend not to notice.
362
00:17:01,272 --> 00:17:02,290
Where were we?
363
00:17:02,626 --> 00:17:05,432
Harold specialized in designer breeds,
like the jack-a-poo.
364
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:07,695
- Jack-a-what?
- The jack russell-poodle mix.
365
00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,270
The coll-a-dor, the lab-russell.
366
00:17:09,347 --> 00:17:11,171
It was a niche,
but it was Harold's niche.
367
00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:13,722
And the apex of that niche,
368
00:17:13,737 --> 00:17:16,575
was the creation of the perfect
new breed of dog
369
00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:18,374
Harold Hundin named
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00:17:18,389 --> 00:17:20,313
Bubblegum.
371
00:17:21,725 --> 00:17:23,910
So, Bubblegum
was a coll-a-dor-russell-a-poo.
372
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,801
The perfect hybrid of border
collie, labrador retriever,
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00:17:26,816 --> 00:17:28,569
Jack russell terrier, and poodle.
374
00:17:28,691 --> 00:17:30,571
Smart, loyal, athletic, and...
375
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,777
hypoallergenic.
376
00:17:34,389 --> 00:17:35,682
She's with Harold now.
377
00:17:36,235 --> 00:17:38,662
Sounds like you gave
Harold a long leash.
378
00:17:38,794 --> 00:17:41,244
I never held Harold's leash
or his anything else.
379
00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:43,340
He wasn't my hound.
I wasn't his bitch.
380
00:17:43,721 --> 00:17:46,163
He liked dogs.
I like dogs.
381
00:17:46,178 --> 00:17:47,751
So, nothing going on between you two?
382
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,763
What we had was a trained response.
383
00:17:50,072 --> 00:17:52,124
Humans and dogs are the same.
384
00:17:52,885 --> 00:17:54,136
Supply the right cue...
385
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,721
And they respond accordingly.
386
00:17:57,652 --> 00:17:59,962
The only cue we ever gave
each other was commercial.
387
00:18:00,943 --> 00:18:02,811
So, you two just used each other.
388
00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:05,040
Haven't you ever used someone
for commercial gain?
389
00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:09,446
When was the last time
you saw Harold alive?
390
00:18:09,562 --> 00:18:11,028
Right before he died.
391
00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:14,110
I handed him his coffee,
and I kissed him goodbye.
392
00:18:14,235 --> 00:18:15,477
The morning he died.
393
00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:17,139
I gave him his coffee.
394
00:18:17,281 --> 00:18:19,438
I gave him his morning coffee,
395
00:18:19,862 --> 00:18:22,287
and it was the last I saw of him.
396
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:24,602
I said, "why don't you come
by for some coffee?"
397
00:18:24,617 --> 00:18:26,083
we had some things to discuss.
398
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,892
So he came by.
We discussed those things.
399
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:31,101
He took his coffee to go,
and then he died.
400
00:18:31,897 --> 00:18:33,966
My wife did it.
She had murder in her eyes.
401
00:18:34,328 --> 00:18:35,926
And that murder was couture.
402
00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:37,872
My wife gave him his morning coffee.
403
00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:38,938
So did mine!
404
00:18:38,955 --> 00:18:41,508
No wonder the guy can handle four wives.
The dude's caffeinated.
405
00:18:41,525 --> 00:18:44,004
I don't it's think Healey,
she didn't give me that impression.
406
00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:45,149
Did she gave him coffee?
407
00:18:45,164 --> 00:18:46,968
She gave him his coffee,
kissed him good bye,
408
00:18:46,983 --> 00:18:49,534
which is practically a confession,
but I don't think she did it.
409
00:18:49,549 --> 00:18:51,202
There she is now, you can ask her.
410
00:18:53,014 --> 00:18:54,680
That's her.
The little one.
411
00:18:54,695 --> 00:18:55,864
Mr. Digby.
412
00:18:55,986 --> 00:18:57,529
- Hi, Hallie!
- Hi, Chuck.
413
00:18:57,544 --> 00:18:58,347
Sit.
414
00:18:59,175 --> 00:19:00,692
How did you guys find us?
415
00:19:00,824 --> 00:19:02,867
Just looked for the bakery
shaped like a giant pie.
416
00:19:02,882 --> 00:19:04,137
The food, not the horse.
417
00:19:04,318 --> 00:19:05,835
We understand Harold left a note.
418
00:19:05,869 --> 00:19:07,465
Who said anything about a note?
419
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,267
I said about the note.
420
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,596
"Under," meaning "below."
421
00:19:13,296 --> 00:19:15,547
"Cover," meaning "the radar," people.
422
00:19:15,562 --> 00:19:17,389
What is so hard about that
to understand?
423
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:19,137
- Sorry.
- Who are you people?
424
00:19:19,152 --> 00:19:21,777
We'll get to the particulars of that
once you get the one of this.
425
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,303
What do you put into Harold's coffee?
426
00:19:23,318 --> 00:19:24,068
Soy.
427
00:19:24,403 --> 00:19:27,041
- Heavy cream.
- I don't put cream in my coffee.
428
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,682
I use almond-flavored
coffee cream creamer.
429
00:19:35,768 --> 00:19:38,629
The police wrestled little
Hallie Hundin to the ground.
430
00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:40,618
To the ground, and she's small.
431
00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:42,994
It was like a lion taking down
a baby zebra.
432
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:45,931
We were awful tourists sitting
safely in our camouflaged S.U.V.
433
00:19:45,946 --> 00:19:47,240
watching the injustice.
434
00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:50,052
"Injustice"?
They found cyanide in her coffee.
435
00:19:50,104 --> 00:19:52,238
My wife, the baby zebra,
is obviously being set up.
436
00:19:52,253 --> 00:19:54,547
She breeds helper puppies
for blind children.
437
00:19:54,803 --> 00:19:56,125
I mean, she's no killer.
438
00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:57,600
She's an angel.
439
00:19:57,615 --> 00:19:58,871
Yeah, angel of death.
440
00:19:59,293 --> 00:20:01,405
Kennel club didn't think
baby zebra was set up,
441
00:20:01,443 --> 00:20:02,680
and neither did the police.
442
00:20:02,803 --> 00:20:04,021
Hallie did look innocent.
443
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,216
I know that sounds silly
coming from a P.I...
444
00:20:06,345 --> 00:20:07,310
Yes, it does.
445
00:20:07,555 --> 00:20:10,337
But, as a baker of pies,
it's not silly at all.
446
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,094
I look at a pie baking,
I know if it's done or if it's not done.
447
00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:16,140
I can't tell you how I know
or why, but I know.
448
00:20:16,707 --> 00:20:19,972
It's truth from that dark,
deep-rooted place deep down inside.
449
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:23,622
Pie hole.
450
00:20:24,938 --> 00:20:26,121
It's... for you.
451
00:20:28,044 --> 00:20:30,165
As the pie maker
considered all of the truths
452
00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:33,218
he was keeping buried
within his deep-rooted place
453
00:20:33,243 --> 00:20:35,033
and far away from Chuck...
454
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,201
Yes, we do.
455
00:20:36,309 --> 00:20:37,609
I certainly can.
456
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,775
Bye, now.
457
00:20:40,104 --> 00:20:43,227
Emerson Cod considered
25,000 new reasons
458
00:20:43,353 --> 00:20:44,668
to reopen the case.
459
00:20:44,807 --> 00:20:46,892
We need to prove
Hallie Hundin was innocent.
460
00:20:46,907 --> 00:20:48,638
Your conscience calls you
on the telephone?
461
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,094
Those blind kids
that Hallie gave her puppies to,
462
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,872
have put together a "free Hallie" fund.
463
00:20:52,888 --> 00:20:55,317
We exonerate Hallie,
we collect a reward.
464
00:20:56,069 --> 00:20:58,111
You're taking money from blind children?
465
00:20:58,233 --> 00:21:01,070
I suppose I could pay my bills
with blind kids' smiles,
466
00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:03,133
but their money is a lot easier.
467
00:21:04,566 --> 00:21:06,258
Everybody's been really nice.
468
00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:09,164
It's not at all like those
prison-exploitation films.
469
00:21:09,286 --> 00:21:10,931
So, you don't need cigarettes or alcohol
470
00:21:10,948 --> 00:21:12,709
or the right mosturizer
to use as currency?
471
00:21:12,831 --> 00:21:14,958
Oh, no. That's my friend Theresa.
472
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,422
She says she runs the cellblock, so...
473
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:18,544
I'm protected.
474
00:21:18,561 --> 00:21:20,563
She sleeps a lot for someone
who runs a cellblock.
475
00:21:20,578 --> 00:21:22,385
I don't think it's been
an easy road for her.
476
00:21:22,507 --> 00:21:24,088
Well, it'll be a lot easier road for you
477
00:21:24,103 --> 00:21:25,945
once you help us find out
who killed Harold.
478
00:21:25,969 --> 00:21:28,367
Hallie, was it Hilary,
Heather, or Simone?
479
00:21:28,383 --> 00:21:30,513
It couldn't have been
any of my sister-wives.
480
00:21:30,528 --> 00:21:32,812
We all loved Harold
too much to kill him.
481
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,577
Oh, no, it was one of your
sister-wives. Harold said so.
482
00:21:37,050 --> 00:21:38,150
In his note.
483
00:21:38,290 --> 00:21:39,590
If you ask me...
484
00:21:39,946 --> 00:21:41,660
- Are you asking me?
- Yes.
485
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,095
It was Ramsfeld Snuppy.
486
00:21:43,151 --> 00:21:45,645
He's another niche dog breeder,
but not as niche as Harold.
487
00:21:45,677 --> 00:21:47,199
Snuppy wanted our Bubblegum.
488
00:21:47,324 --> 00:21:49,088
Snuppy wanted
to collaborate with Harold
489
00:21:49,103 --> 00:21:50,969
to make
coll-a-dor-russell-a-poo superpuppies,
490
00:21:50,984 --> 00:21:53,721
but I think Snuppy wanted
all the doggy treats to himself.
491
00:21:53,759 --> 00:21:55,636
He could have easily
planted the cyanide
492
00:21:55,651 --> 00:21:57,368
in my almond-flavored
coffee cream creamer.
493
00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:58,471
But murder?
494
00:21:58,518 --> 00:21:59,729
For a few puppies?
495
00:21:59,795 --> 00:22:01,677
Snuppy had big plans for her.
496
00:22:01,722 --> 00:22:03,110
The facts were these:
497
00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:06,959
One Ramsfeld Snuppy
was the son of a furniture liquidator
498
00:22:06,991 --> 00:22:09,061
and shopping network hand model.
499
00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:12,488
How much is that puppy in the window?
500
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:16,646
Well, she can be yours
for 12 easy payments of $129.95.
501
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,300
When he went from
a single storefront puppy shop
502
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,735
in Frognot, Texas,
503
00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:25,074
to a nationwide
empire of Snuppy's puppies chain stores.
504
00:22:25,201 --> 00:22:28,584
For Ramsfeld Snuppy,
money didn't grow on trees.
505
00:22:28,885 --> 00:22:30,750
It was made in cages.
506
00:22:31,082 --> 00:22:33,249
I was listening
to Heather Hundin's weekly radio show,
507
00:22:33,369 --> 00:22:36,423
"doggonit," and she did the dog breeding
is a lot harder than you think.
508
00:22:36,665 --> 00:22:39,003
- It looks easy enough.
- No, it's not.
509
00:22:39,338 --> 00:22:41,152
There's all these hoops
the prospective mates
510
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:43,587
they have to jump through
to seef they're compatible. Like...
511
00:22:43,602 --> 00:22:44,801
their smell and their tastes.
512
00:22:44,816 --> 00:22:47,079
they even have their own
kind of doggy kissing.
513
00:22:47,094 --> 00:22:48,264
A bit like people kissing.
514
00:22:48,355 --> 00:22:51,137
- I thought you weren't gonna tell her.
- I didn't.
515
00:22:51,175 --> 00:22:52,812
You didn't have to. Olive already did.
516
00:22:53,488 --> 00:22:55,854
But for the record,
I'd have preferred to hear it from you.
517
00:22:55,976 --> 00:22:58,032
I didn't tell
you because it didn't mean anything.
518
00:22:58,047 --> 00:23:00,862
Lots of stuff happens in a day
that I don't bother sharing.
519
00:23:00,877 --> 00:23:03,380
For instance, yesterday's
4 berry pie was actually 3 and a half
520
00:23:03,406 --> 00:23:04,922
because I ran out of cranberries.
521
00:23:06,377 --> 00:23:08,356
- I didn't tell you that.
- Actually, you did.
522
00:23:08,497 --> 00:23:10,308
You asked if orange counted as a berry,
523
00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:12,135
and I said no,
but no one had to know but us.
524
00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,192
I like that you said "us."
525
00:23:13,207 --> 00:23:14,836
Well, we are an "us," aren't we?
526
00:23:15,305 --> 00:23:18,241
We're just an "us"
with special circumstances.
527
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,993
Why do I always have to be
around for this stuff?
528
00:23:21,209 --> 00:23:23,793
Maybe we just have to embrace
the idea that sometimes...
529
00:23:24,182 --> 00:23:26,234
Sometimes I might have to
hold someone else's hands
530
00:23:26,249 --> 00:23:28,057
and you might have
to kiss somebody else's...
531
00:23:28,084 --> 00:23:30,240
I don't want to kiss
anyone else's anything.
532
00:23:30,529 --> 00:23:33,715
Maybe there's something to
this polygamy thing, you know? Maybe...
533
00:23:33,766 --> 00:23:35,751
- one person isn't enough.
- What?
534
00:23:36,858 --> 00:23:37,724
Hi folks!
535
00:23:38,393 --> 00:23:39,143
Hi!
536
00:23:40,676 --> 00:23:41,858
What can I do for you?
537
00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:45,037
We hear you're the man to see
to get a coll-a-dor-russell-a-poo.
538
00:23:45,052 --> 00:23:46,264
There's a waiting list, though.
539
00:23:46,279 --> 00:23:47,947
We're a little behind on manufacturing.
540
00:23:48,069 --> 00:23:49,393
Manufacturing?
541
00:23:49,518 --> 00:23:51,985
Yeah, we had a little
reproductive setback
542
00:23:52,010 --> 00:23:53,997
when the alpha dog got run over.
543
00:23:54,134 --> 00:23:56,695
But that doesn't mean
there won't be a superhybrid pup
544
00:23:56,746 --> 00:23:58,478
under every christmas tree this year.
545
00:23:58,516 --> 00:24:01,241
How do you plan to breed a
bubble that's burst or run over,
546
00:24:01,256 --> 00:24:02,517
as the case may be?
547
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,361
Son, why go through
all the hassle of breeding
548
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:07,678
when we can create the perfect
copy of man's best best friend
549
00:24:07,716 --> 00:24:10,794
every time available exclusively
at a Snuppy's puppies near you?
550
00:24:11,991 --> 00:24:14,040
I'm gonna clone Bubblegum...
551
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,658
from her remains.
552
00:24:15,962 --> 00:24:18,256
All I got to do is find
some viable DNAs,
553
00:24:18,344 --> 00:24:20,347
fuse them
into some denucleated egg cells,
554
00:24:20,385 --> 00:24:21,864
and plant the eggs in surrogate dogs
555
00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:24,785
in all my nationwide stores,
and woof woof woof.
556
00:24:24,835 --> 00:24:27,137
More litters of identical
coll-a-dor-russell-a-poos
557
00:24:27,152 --> 00:24:28,145
than you can count.
558
00:24:28,332 --> 00:24:30,332
But Bubblegum wasn't your dog!
559
00:24:32,698 --> 00:24:34,060
Well, she wasn't.
560
00:24:37,412 --> 00:24:38,539
Are you the Hundin lawyers?
561
00:24:38,629 --> 00:24:40,790
We are friends of the Hundin lawyers.
562
00:24:40,815 --> 00:24:43,815
They saw the contract.
They know the whole deal.
563
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,838
I own Bubblegum dead or alive.
564
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,256
Harold sold you Bubblegum?
565
00:24:47,327 --> 00:24:49,880
I guess his wive's wish,
it's probably why they wanted him dead.
566
00:24:50,170 --> 00:24:52,762
But the ink was dry
before Hallie got to him.
567
00:24:53,789 --> 00:24:55,388
I got what was coming to me.
568
00:24:55,615 --> 00:24:56,829
Someone I need to see.
569
00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:01,686
You knew Harold
was gonna sell Bubblegum to Snuppy,
570
00:25:01,737 --> 00:25:04,800
yet you neglected to mention
it in our previous conversation.
571
00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:07,402
And you think that gave me
enough motive to kill my husband?
572
00:25:07,524 --> 00:25:09,946
- That's exactly what I think.
- You think wrong.
573
00:25:10,068 --> 00:25:12,323
- I didn't kill Harold.
- Hallie thinks Snuppy did it.
574
00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:14,464
Hallie would fetch a ball
in traffic if asked,
575
00:25:14,502 --> 00:25:16,358
but in this case,
she isn't necessarely wrong.
576
00:25:16,383 --> 00:25:17,230
Keep talking.
577
00:25:17,377 --> 00:25:19,012
When Harold came to us with his plan,
578
00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:21,563
we threatened to get an injunction
as partners in the business.
579
00:25:21,578 --> 00:25:23,545
That would have held up
Snuppy's plans for years,
580
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,241
so we killed Harold
and framed Hallie.
581
00:25:25,297 --> 00:25:26,697
That's one theory.
582
00:25:26,773 --> 00:25:29,465
Another one is, when you heard
about Harold and his plan,
583
00:25:29,587 --> 00:25:32,051
you put an injunction
in the blood flow to his heart.
584
00:25:32,076 --> 00:25:34,224
Do I seem capable
of that kind of aggression?
585
00:25:35,038 --> 00:25:37,916
Well, you never know
what the body's capable of until you...
586
00:25:38,029 --> 00:25:40,727
- mess with their kibble.
- So don't mess.
587
00:25:47,431 --> 00:25:49,336
If he has paid attention while awake,
588
00:25:49,490 --> 00:25:51,692
Emerson Cod would have
found the evidence
589
00:25:51,743 --> 00:25:54,439
pointing toward Simone
Hundin's guilt.
590
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:04,667
Feeling sonmething was amiss
at the K-18 dog studio,
591
00:26:04,682 --> 00:26:07,372
Emerson Cod's subconscious
mind put it together
592
00:26:07,421 --> 00:26:09,635
before his conscious mind could.
593
00:26:09,711 --> 00:26:11,007
Someone or some dog
594
00:26:11,129 --> 00:26:13,843
was using Bubblegum's collar.
595
00:26:14,659 --> 00:26:18,322
Emerson Cod's dreams had gifted
him the collar as a clue.
596
00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:24,901
He knew Bubblegum was alive
597
00:26:25,015 --> 00:26:29,074
and that Harold Hundin's killer
was indeed still on the loose.
598
00:26:29,285 --> 00:26:30,713
But worse...
599
00:26:30,941 --> 00:26:33,445
he feared he was falling for her.
600
00:26:49,125 --> 00:26:50,254
That dog is alive.
601
00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:51,833
Alive or alive again?
602
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:53,805
There never have been
dead kind of alive.
603
00:26:53,855 --> 00:26:54,958
All this from a dream?
604
00:26:55,009 --> 00:26:56,696
I thought they were
just your brain trying
605
00:26:56,711 --> 00:26:58,987
to process random rigmarole
it couldn't find a place for.
606
00:26:59,003 --> 00:27:01,409
Sometimes in that random
rigmarole, there's a clue.
607
00:27:01,722 --> 00:27:04,009
I'm gonna shake down Simone.
I'm gonna find that dog.
608
00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:06,229
If you shake Simone
and the dog falls out...
609
00:27:06,351 --> 00:27:07,951
Then she's the killer.
610
00:27:09,024 --> 00:27:12,624
Fearing being alone
with the girl he kissed but did not love
611
00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:15,196
and the girl he loved
but could not kiss,
612
00:27:15,318 --> 00:27:18,032
- the pie maker decided...
- I'll come with you.
613
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,420
This is a solo shaking.
614
00:27:25,531 --> 00:27:27,238
- Hi.
- Hello. Olive.
615
00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:29,691
I know things have gotten
a smidge awkward since the wh...
616
00:27:29,717 --> 00:27:30,871
Awkward? This isn't awkward.
617
00:27:30,887 --> 00:27:33,633
It was just a kiss, and I don't
even think our saliva was compatible,
618
00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:36,511
so there's no reason to discuss
and make something that isn't awkward...
619
00:27:36,526 --> 00:27:37,426
awkward.
620
00:27:43,207 --> 00:27:46,687
Olive pondered the black mark
on her relationship with the pie maker
621
00:27:46,734 --> 00:27:49,271
she feared was inked
with a permanent marker.
622
00:27:49,547 --> 00:27:51,735
I really screwed the pooch, didn't I?
623
00:27:55,571 --> 00:27:57,392
Your order for Pickle came in.
624
00:27:57,432 --> 00:27:59,825
That order was placed
under false pretenses.
625
00:27:59,890 --> 00:28:01,867
Fortunately your credit card was real.
626
00:28:01,987 --> 00:28:03,757
Well, happy birthday to Digby
627
00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:06,526
and congratulations
to you, too, I suppose.
628
00:28:06,610 --> 00:28:08,110
- For what?
- I heard about the plans
629
00:28:08,135 --> 00:28:09,273
for cloning Bubblegum.
630
00:28:09,311 --> 00:28:11,892
Guess you'll be getting your
baby back after all, in a way.
631
00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:13,754
Snuppy can clone Bubblegum?
632
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:16,692
It has to do with DNA and nucleuses.
633
00:28:17,275 --> 00:28:19,801
Well, I was never very good
at science, but yay.
634
00:28:20,262 --> 00:28:21,012
Yay!
635
00:28:22,050 --> 00:28:23,764
At the K-18 Obedience center,
636
00:28:23,886 --> 00:28:27,153
Emerson Cod believed
he had found the real killer.
637
00:28:27,447 --> 00:28:30,763
Why is it Bubblegum's collar moves
every time I come over here?
638
00:28:30,816 --> 00:28:34,003
I'm thinking it's because
you can't walk a dog without a collar.
639
00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:36,747
And guess what else.
640
00:28:37,448 --> 00:28:39,092
You can't walk a dead dog.
641
00:28:39,311 --> 00:28:41,611
So I'm only gonna ask you this once.
642
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,720
Where's Bubblegum?
643
00:28:44,108 --> 00:28:46,008
You've got me. I've got her.
644
00:28:46,227 --> 00:28:47,675
And I knew if you knew I had her,
645
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,349
you'd assume
I killed Harold to keep her.
646
00:28:49,390 --> 00:28:52,014
Quick at the end, not to be a little
more than just an assumption.
647
00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:54,292
I can only say I didn't kill
my husband so many times,
648
00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:56,200
but for good measure,
I didn't kill my husband.
649
00:28:56,215 --> 00:28:58,149
You can say it all you want.
I stopped listening.
650
00:28:58,212 --> 00:29:01,425
The only thing I want to hear is
the clickety-clack of Bubblegum's paws
651
00:29:01,463 --> 00:29:03,867
on the floor as you bring
exhibit "a" on out here.
652
00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:06,817
You seem more concerned
about Bubblegum than...
653
00:29:07,217 --> 00:29:08,517
who killed Harold.
654
00:29:12,245 --> 00:29:14,774
Stop playing
and go show me that superdog.
655
00:29:17,035 --> 00:29:19,931
It's time for her walk anyway.
I'll go and fetch my coat.
656
00:29:19,968 --> 00:29:21,676
Grab her collar from
the pedestal there.
657
00:29:21,701 --> 00:29:22,451
Okay.
658
00:29:22,478 --> 00:29:25,993
Simone Hundin had been
subconsciously training Emerson Cod,
659
00:29:26,712 --> 00:29:29,836
who had a strong desire
to do as she commanded.
660
00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:01,320
Bubblegum, heel.
661
00:30:05,488 --> 00:30:07,910
This will go a lot easier
if you cooperate.
662
00:30:09,854 --> 00:30:11,288
Who the hell you think you playing?
663
00:30:11,413 --> 00:30:12,721
I'm asking the questions.
664
00:30:13,029 --> 00:30:14,766
How long have you been
working for Snuppy?
665
00:30:14,830 --> 00:30:17,675
I don't work for Snuppy. A bunch
of blind kids with too much money
666
00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:19,760
paid me to exonerate
your sister-wife Hallie.
667
00:30:19,775 --> 00:30:20,756
I don't believe you.
668
00:30:20,911 --> 00:30:23,161
I think he hired you to see
if I faked Bubblegum's death.
669
00:30:23,290 --> 00:30:24,352
Well, why would he do that?
670
00:30:24,428 --> 00:30:26,818
- 'Cause he can't clone a dead dog.
- Yeah, he can.
671
00:30:26,875 --> 00:30:30,428
You gave him everything he need
when you handed him Bubblegum's ashes.
672
00:30:30,959 --> 00:30:33,227
Only they weren't
Bubblegum's ashes, were they?
673
00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:35,532
Bubblegum, go hide.
674
00:30:35,936 --> 00:30:38,371
If you'll excuse me, I have
some leftover business to handle.
675
00:30:38,386 --> 00:30:40,943
- and a funeral to attend.
- As long as it's not mine, I'm cool.
676
00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:43,325
That remains to be seen.
677
00:30:51,132 --> 00:30:55,094
Emerson Cod's hatred of the dark
began after a childhood prank
678
00:30:55,259 --> 00:30:58,653
in which he was locked
in a washing machine for two nights.
679
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:03,109
Finding himself similarly trapped,
his adrenaline level skyrocketed
680
00:31:03,176 --> 00:31:06,485
to a height in which near
superhuman strength was achieved.
681
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,369
Yeah!
682
00:31:12,968 --> 00:31:14,685
Yeah, that's gonna bruise.
683
00:31:16,004 --> 00:31:16,854
Hey!
684
00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:19,376
My wife is gonna kill Ramsfeld Snuppy.
685
00:31:19,423 --> 00:31:20,588
She's not my wife.
686
00:31:20,604 --> 00:31:23,235
Simone, the wife at... you know
what the hell I'm saying. Come on!
687
00:31:30,359 --> 00:31:33,287
- Don't think it's almond latte.
- You think it might be cyanide?
688
00:31:33,464 --> 00:31:35,664
Why can't it just be simple, easy?
689
00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:37,764
He says, "my wife".
690
00:31:37,821 --> 00:31:39,326
How hard could that possibly be?
691
00:31:39,541 --> 00:31:41,766
Hallie didn't do it. She's behind bars.
692
00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:43,220
It must have been Simone.
693
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,423
It might not be Simone.
694
00:31:44,664 --> 00:31:46,248
Simone was hiding Bubblegum.
695
00:31:46,311 --> 00:31:48,941
She chloroformed you and tied you up.
696
00:31:49,535 --> 00:31:51,634
I'm not even gonna mention the ball gag.
697
00:31:51,966 --> 00:31:53,265
That's gangster love.
698
00:31:53,962 --> 00:31:55,515
See? That's what's rubbing me.
699
00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:58,201
If she was gangster, she'd have
busted a cyanide cap in my ass
700
00:31:58,226 --> 00:32:00,195
the minute I sniffed out
her dog, but she didn't.
701
00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:01,365
Why don't we just ask him?
702
00:32:07,087 --> 00:32:08,280
Wait, wait, wait! Stop.
703
00:32:08,402 --> 00:32:11,045
We're about to take another trip
down pointless creek.
704
00:32:11,134 --> 00:32:13,827
Okay, maybe Simone did it.
Maybe she didn't.
705
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,830
But Harold never saw who slipped
that poison into his coffee.
706
00:32:16,952 --> 00:32:19,152
And Snuppy probably didn't either.
707
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,247
People are like dogs.
708
00:32:23,013 --> 00:32:24,421
They run when they're guilty.
709
00:32:30,342 --> 00:32:32,113
And Emerson Cod had a plan
710
00:32:32,188 --> 00:32:34,806
for how to get
their "guilty dog" to run.
711
00:32:35,206 --> 00:32:37,191
All right, let's get him ready.
712
00:32:38,952 --> 00:32:39,702
Here.
713
00:32:40,429 --> 00:32:41,573
One last touch...
714
00:32:41,664 --> 00:32:43,021
without touching him.
715
00:32:43,821 --> 00:32:46,879
Would you prop him up?
He look like a wino on new year's.
716
00:32:53,526 --> 00:32:54,576
Digby, stay.
717
00:33:19,683 --> 00:33:21,683
- Get out of the way.
- Excuse me.
718
00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:27,964
Sit.
719
00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:31,659
And now, Harold's sweet wives
720
00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:34,177
would each like to say a few words.
721
00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:35,646
Harold was...
722
00:33:36,839 --> 00:33:39,139
- one of a kind.
- Kind-hearted...
723
00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:41,520
- sweet.
- Sweet smile.
724
00:33:42,418 --> 00:33:44,318
Full of the endless love...
725
00:33:44,454 --> 00:33:46,419
- of championing...
- Champions.
726
00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:51,483
He was at the forefront of the breeding
world and forefront of our lives.
727
00:33:52,545 --> 00:33:54,454
He will be dearly missed by all.
728
00:34:00,130 --> 00:34:01,601
All right, on my mark.
729
00:34:03,976 --> 00:34:04,974
Mark.
730
00:34:06,448 --> 00:34:07,748
That means now.
731
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,067
This wouldn't be my funeral, would it?
732
00:34:14,481 --> 00:34:16,283
You're supposed to be dead.
733
00:34:21,702 --> 00:34:24,519
You got a mint? I got
the nastiest taste in my mo...
734
00:34:25,573 --> 00:34:27,205
- Can you take care of that?
- Yeah.
735
00:34:35,429 --> 00:34:36,429
Thanks.
736
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:40,919
Sic her, boys!
737
00:34:51,248 --> 00:34:52,690
The facts were these...
738
00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:55,257
When Hilary became
Harold Hundin's one and only,
739
00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:57,660
she thought she had the dream life.
But...
740
00:34:57,698 --> 00:35:02,187
adding three more "one and onlys"
was Harold's idea of a dream life.
741
00:35:02,377 --> 00:35:05,609
She found new satisfaction
as her pentagonal union
742
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produced the world's
most perfect dog, Bubblegum,
743
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who was truly one of a kind
and the child she had always wanted.
744
00:35:13,998 --> 00:35:16,974
But Harold Hundin had other
plans for Bubblegum.
745
00:35:17,065 --> 00:35:19,383
She would be brought
to living rooms everywhere
746
00:35:19,444 --> 00:35:22,046
via the nationwide chain
of Snuppy's puppies.
747
00:35:22,193 --> 00:35:26,637
Everyone, he believed,
deserved to have man's best best friend.
748
00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:29,457
However, when he told
his first wife, Hilary,
749
00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:31,583
of his plans to clone their prized pup,
750
00:35:32,032 --> 00:35:34,502
her reaction was anything but perfect.
751
00:35:34,690 --> 00:35:37,390
He had made his decision,
Harold told her.
752
00:35:37,722 --> 00:35:40,817
Bubblegum would be
the canine of the future.
753
00:35:40,948 --> 00:35:43,308
So Hilary made her own decision.
754
00:35:43,437 --> 00:35:45,338
Refusing to subject her baby
755
00:35:45,465 --> 00:35:49,309
to the same torturous shared existence
she had been cursed to live,
756
00:35:49,389 --> 00:35:51,503
Hilary poisoned Harold
757
00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:53,852
and framed Hallie to take any fall.
758
00:35:54,975 --> 00:35:59,022
Knowing good Hallie served
but did not drink caffeine herself.
759
00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:01,187
Careful, sweetie. It's hot.
760
00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:17,905
But what the Hundin wives learned
upon their husband's death
761
00:36:18,276 --> 00:36:20,908
was that Harold had already
signed the contract.
762
00:36:23,407 --> 00:36:25,207
Snuppy owned Bubblegum...
763
00:36:25,398 --> 00:36:26,598
dead or alive.
764
00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:29,375
Snuppy can clone Bubblegum?
765
00:36:29,496 --> 00:36:32,959
For Hilary, hearing from Olive
that Snuppy could clone the child
766
00:36:32,997 --> 00:36:35,707
she thought deceased
was too much to bear.
767
00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:40,138
Over his dead body, Bubblegum
would remain unique at all costs.
768
00:36:40,274 --> 00:36:41,692
What Hilary did not know
769
00:36:41,734 --> 00:36:43,875
was her multiple murders
were for naught,
770
00:36:43,903 --> 00:36:48,449
as sister-wife Simone had secretly faked
Bubblegum's death the same morning
771
00:36:48,602 --> 00:36:51,758
Hilary took it upon herself
to poison their husband.
772
00:36:51,901 --> 00:36:54,734
If you knew you weren't guilty,
why did you act like someone who was?
773
00:36:54,797 --> 00:36:55,867
To protect Bubblegum.
774
00:36:55,882 --> 00:36:58,205
The only way to kill his deal
with Snuppy was to kill her.
775
00:36:58,220 --> 00:36:59,405
So you faked her death.
776
00:36:59,431 --> 00:37:02,085
But Snuppy threw you a curve ball
when he showed you that contract
777
00:37:02,111 --> 00:37:04,412
that said that Bubblegum
was his, dead or alive.
778
00:37:04,450 --> 00:37:05,950
That was a surprise.
779
00:37:06,188 --> 00:37:08,221
I didn't know he could clone a dead dog.
780
00:37:08,301 --> 00:37:09,809
But I'm sure he was surprised
781
00:37:09,824 --> 00:37:12,072
when he discovered
the ashes I turned over were nothing
782
00:37:12,087 --> 00:37:13,543
but a rat Bubblegum had caught.
783
00:37:13,792 --> 00:37:14,542
Slick.
784
00:37:15,846 --> 00:37:17,131
You don't know slick.
785
00:37:30,273 --> 00:37:33,397
I wish I felt more heroic
tackling a woman half my size.
786
00:37:33,447 --> 00:37:35,373
You brought her down.
She was your baby zebra.
787
00:37:35,388 --> 00:37:37,929
Or maybe she was the lion who
had the baby zebra in her maw,
788
00:37:37,992 --> 00:37:40,071
and you were the crocodile
that came from nowhere.
789
00:37:40,192 --> 00:37:42,028
I don't like the idea
of being a crocodile,
790
00:37:42,053 --> 00:37:44,657
but I guess so long
as the baby zebra got away.
791
00:37:46,052 --> 00:37:48,473
I'm gonna hug Digby
and pretend that he's you.
792
00:37:54,475 --> 00:37:57,504
The pie maker was saddened
that Chuck could hold Digby
793
00:37:57,698 --> 00:37:59,198
while he had no one,
794
00:37:59,932 --> 00:38:01,904
- save the waitress.
- See you tomorrow.
795
00:38:01,970 --> 00:38:05,118
Who he now realized
he did not want to hold.
796
00:38:05,979 --> 00:38:07,279
Not in that way.
797
00:38:08,668 --> 00:38:09,768
Still here.
798
00:38:09,783 --> 00:38:11,291
I'm sorry I've been avoiding you,
799
00:38:11,342 --> 00:38:13,985
and I'm sorry I said
our saliva wasn't compatible.
800
00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:17,564
I'm a big girl. I'll be okay.
801
00:38:17,686 --> 00:38:18,986
I know you will.
802
00:38:19,694 --> 00:38:20,694
Will you?
803
00:38:23,441 --> 00:38:24,941
How will you ever...
804
00:38:25,312 --> 00:38:28,661
know if your saliva's compatible
unless you kiss her kiss her?
805
00:38:28,835 --> 00:38:30,939
I already know. I think I know.
806
00:38:30,997 --> 00:38:33,083
No, I know or I will know.
807
00:38:35,002 --> 00:38:36,393
Just takes time.
808
00:38:37,528 --> 00:38:38,878
Time can take forever.
809
00:38:40,847 --> 00:38:43,047
I hope you and Chuck make it work.
810
00:38:43,171 --> 00:38:44,271
I really do.
811
00:38:44,545 --> 00:38:45,945
And if you can't,
812
00:38:46,207 --> 00:38:48,429
I hope it doesn't take forever
to figure that out.
813
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,482
I just want you to be happy.
814
00:38:58,602 --> 00:39:00,062
And Olive did.
815
00:39:00,077 --> 00:39:02,945
Though she was not yet ready
to let go of the hope
816
00:39:03,021 --> 00:39:06,951
that her perfect pie maker's
perfect happiness might lie with her.
817
00:39:06,991 --> 00:39:07,741
Night.
818
00:39:08,351 --> 00:39:09,201
Yeah.
819
00:39:10,155 --> 00:39:13,437
As the pie maker pondered
the hand that he just held,
820
00:39:13,636 --> 00:39:17,807
he began to understand the many
different forms love could take,
821
00:39:18,154 --> 00:39:20,575
each one precious in its own way.
822
00:39:24,707 --> 00:39:25,707
Thanks.
823
00:39:26,326 --> 00:39:27,344
Though some...
824
00:39:27,464 --> 00:39:29,399
were more unique than others.
825
00:39:33,515 --> 00:39:35,018
You're the only one for me.
826
00:39:35,626 --> 00:39:37,726
I know you feel that now, but...
827
00:39:39,341 --> 00:39:41,123
there are things you want.
828
00:39:43,759 --> 00:39:46,195
- There are things we both want.
- So? Everyone wants stuff.
829
00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:48,680
We wake up every day with
a list of wishes a mile long,
830
00:39:48,695 --> 00:39:51,518
and maybe we spend our lives
trying those wishes come true. But...
831
00:39:53,253 --> 00:39:56,430
just because we want them
doesn't mean we need them to be happy.
832
00:39:58,049 --> 00:39:59,866
What do you need to be happy?
833
00:39:59,955 --> 00:40:00,890
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