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Previously on Pushing Daisies...
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Young Ned had a special gift.
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He could touch dead things
and bring them back to life.
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But he could only bring the dead
back to life for one minute.
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Any longer and someone else
had to die.
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And there was one more thing
he had to learn...
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First touch, life.
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Second touch,
dead again forever.
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But as young Ned grew
into the pie maker,
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this gift proved to be most useful
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in the untimely death of his childhood
sweetheart, Charlotte Charles.
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Are you in love with her?
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- You only got a minute. 60 seconds.
- I know.
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What if you didn't have
to be dead?
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- You can't touch me.
- So a kiss is out of the question?
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You touch murder victims,
you ask who killed them.
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You touch them again,
they go back to being dead,
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and then you collect the reward?
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That's it in a nutshell.
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You saved me!
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It was a friendly expression
of innocent gratitude.
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What's gotten into you?
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What's gotten into you?
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Season 1 Episode 7
"Smell of Success"
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www.All-about-Subs.fr
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At this very moment,
at the longborough school for boys,
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young Ned was 9 years, 41 weeks,
14 hours, and 3 minutes old,
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and...
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exhausted...
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For, despite the endless waking
hours spent assuring himself
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that his heart was on the mend,
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Ned discovered the truth
in his sleep.
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Sadly, not a single night
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had passed
since the death of his mother
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that he didn't dream
of her coming back to him.
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Realizing he couldn't
rush his heart into healing,
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he concocted a plan...
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... to reconnect with his mother
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in a way that only he could.
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For young ned wasn't like
the other children
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or the other adults,
for that matter,
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which, in this case,
delighted him...
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Briefly.
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Although young ned knew
he couldn't taste the pie,
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lest the fruit rot again,
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he didn't care.
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The mere smell of it made him feel,
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if only for an hour,
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exactly like he wanted to feel...
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Safe... and warm
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and loved...
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Which is why he became...
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The pie maker...
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Who, at this very moment,
was planting flowers
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to make chuck feel
as safe and warm and loved
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as he once did.
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- Sue bee.
- Who bee?
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I'm referring to the honey
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the store-bought kind,
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the kind i will purchase
by the gallon for you.
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Honey you don't work
for is never as sweet.
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Oh, look.
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There's a fantastic rooftop
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for the honey-harvesting expansion.
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Let's not plant flowers
way over there.
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You don't even know which building.
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I know it's not this one.
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And in the interest
of operation urban honey pioneer,
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I think we should keep
the operation contained.
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Comfortably contained.
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Comfortable in a good way,
like it's usually used.
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I'm concerned for the bees.
We should keep the flowers close
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so they will feel safe.
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Actually, bees have
an incredible sense of smell.
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So if we keep doing our job
and planting the flowers,
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the bees will do theirs
and find them.
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Why do we need
so much honey, anyway?
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It's a surprise.
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"Surprise" has never been
a very good word for me.
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Well, you'll like this one.
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And just so you know,
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The honeybee has to visit
hundreds of blossoms
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before it has enough nectar
to take back to the hive,
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So the more flowers,
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the merrier the bees.
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A brokenhearted Olive Snook
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found herself navigating
a minefield of her own making.
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This is what it is, isn't it?
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Unless that's not a rolling pin
under your apron.
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Sorry.
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Oh! Isn't it great we can joke?
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Now that we know there's nothing
going on between us and never was,
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It can be funny.
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I bet this sort of thing happens
all the time between adults.
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Mixed romantic messages.
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In no time, we'll be looking back
and laughing till we wet the rug...
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Which we'll then want to shampoo.
A couple times,
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possibly three, depeing on
what we've been drinking.
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Yeah.
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Maybe I should wear a bell.
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- Actually...
- I'm not wearing a bell.
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Chuck continued to keep
the secret ingredient
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of her pies secret.
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Not even Olive Snook knew
the baked goods she delivered
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contained homeopathic mood enhancers
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meant to pry Chuck's aunts
out of their funk.
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So, have they been
in a good mood? My aunts?
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No, that's plural,
and not all of them good.
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Okay. Maybe it's time
to go to phase two.
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Have we been in phase one
this whole time?
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- How many phases are there?
- Four that I know of, but maybe five.
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Right now, we're at phase two,
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which means we need to
get them back in the water.
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It's like oxygen for them.
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Because they're former mermaids.
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Only professionaly,
not mythologly speaking.
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I know all about their mermaidness.
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What are these? Cupcake pans?
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Surprise.
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It's the Pie hole,
not the Cupcake hole.
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But it's not a cupcake. It's a cup-pie.
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A single-serve pie with honey.
My honey... baked into the crust.
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And since it's still a pie, it could be
served in the Pie hole, by definition.
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I'm a purist. I'd like that we only
serve traditional pies in the Pie hole
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not these hybrids.
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You could do with loosening up a bit.
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I don't do loose.
I prefer tightly wound.
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Not shapeless
with extra room for surprises.
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I was a surprise.
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You made room for me. Some.
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Yeah, I made room. A whole rooftop
full of room for you and your bees.
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I know, and I love it.
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I'm not Quasimodo in the bell tower.
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He would have been
a lot better off if he stayed
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in his bell tower
where it was safe and comfortable,
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and he had his bell.
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I'm not sure Quasimodo
would agree with that.
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Quasi wanted adventure.
He wanted to see the world.
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He wanted cup-pies.
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Private investigator Emerson Cod
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was enjoying the latest issue
of knit-wit magazine,
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his literary outlet for knitting humor,
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when he received a phone call
from the mother of one Anita Gray.
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The facts were these:
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Anita Gray,
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22 years, 11 weeks, 2 days,
9 hours, and 33 minutes old,
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was taking a private tutorial
in ol factory science
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when she experienced an epiphany.
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And the epiphany
was that her instructor,
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Napoleon Lenez, was a genius.
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It was an epiphany
Napoleon Lenez had himself experienced
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many, many years earlier.
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He showed her how ol factory queues
could trigger memories,
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release flux of endorphines
and pheromone
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and cause biological
and psychological reactions
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that deeply impacted
the way people behave and feel.
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Using the ell of unfiltered cigarettes
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to evoke fond memories
of her grandmother,
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he opened her eyes and heart
through her nose.
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So she devoted her life...
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to his work.
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With his new apprentice, Anita,
by his side,
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Lenez created a self-help guide
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for those who wished
to not only harness their past
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but to inspire and mold their future
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via the power of smell.
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Anita didn't live
to see the book published.
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While working alone,
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she was killed by a mysterious
explosion in Lenez's lab.
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Exactly what caused that explosion
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seemed to be a question
only Anita Gray could answer.
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That is pungent.
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Yeah, pungent like fried chicken
grilled on a bed of hair.
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Well, what you waiting on?
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- Who's smoking?
- You.
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How rude of me! I dreadfully sorry.
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This can't be good for your lungs.
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Anita, you have less than a minute
to impart any last words.
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On the subject of what caused
that explosion.
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An explosion?
That's what that flash was.
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Do you rember anything before the flash?
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The smell of my grandma's
unfiltered cigarettes.
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Unfortunatly,
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Anita's desire to experience
another olfactory-induced memory
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of her beloved grandmother,
long dead from cancer,
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led her to sneak a look at the one
and only advanced copy of Lenez's book.
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A book that was meant for his nose only.
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This was clearly a case of...
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Death by scratch-and-sniff?
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So Lenez didn't want you looking
at that book?
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He didn't want anyone looking at it yet.
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Oh, no. Was I being punished
for peeking? Is God mad at me?
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No. No, God is not mad at you.
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Somebody's mad at somebody.
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Somebody's mad at Napoleon Lenez,
the damn book was boogy trapped.
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5 seconds.
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- Am I gonna see my grandma now?
- As far as you know.
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That's a yes.
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Death by scratch-and-sniff.
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What the hell happened
to people shooting each other with guns?
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Anxious to sniff out more information,
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our heroes sought out Napoleon Lenez,
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scratch-and-sniff author,
in his suite above the city.
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And immediately found themselves
in an alarming situation.
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Do not be alarmed by this situation.
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You better open up this door!
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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
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Please excuse
my decontamination procedure.
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My nasal glands are extremely delicate.
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Napoleon Lenez?
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Felicitations.
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Felici-what?
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- We're here about your assis...
- Don't speak.
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A smell tells so much more.
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Cigars...
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aftershave, antacids, cash...
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And yarn.
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You're a knitting detective.
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And you.
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Flour...
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fruit...
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and a subtle waft of musky
pheromones triggered by...
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You...
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The girl smelling of honey and...
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Death.
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Which doesn't surprise me...
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the animalic-charged
molecules used in your perfume
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are also found
in decomposing bodies and feces.
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I'm not wearing any perfume.
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I'm not wearing just any perfume.
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Precisely my point. Why settle for less?
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In all aspects of life,
we strive for perfection.
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Why not apply those principles
to what we smell?
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Yeah, yeah. Lenez, look, we're here
about that scratch-and-sniff.
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Your book was a bomb.
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Who are you to criticize my life's work?
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Your book...
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was a bomb.
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It exploded.
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The killer had used a unique explosive
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on Lenez advance copy of the book.
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A chemical mixed with an oxidizing agent
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to create a fiery chain reaction.
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Are they still gonna publish your book?
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Anita would have wanted it that way,
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Although I'm sure she would have...
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preferred a version where she lived.
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Still, she was thrilled
when my publisher bumped up
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the release date of Smell of success.
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When did they bump up your "smell"?
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Two weeks ago.
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Follow your nose, Mr. Cod,
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and it will lead you
to this deviant's doorstep.
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When we harness the power of smell,
255
00:11:58,024 --> 00:12:00,166
we become bloodhounds
of our own desires.
256
00:12:01,366 --> 00:12:02,466
Smell it...
257
00:12:02,702 --> 00:12:03,802
Crave it...
258
00:12:03,971 --> 00:12:04,971
Own it...
259
00:12:08,035 --> 00:12:09,963
I can wear them?
You mean it?
260
00:12:10,706 --> 00:12:11,752
On my feet?
261
00:12:11,874 --> 00:12:13,713
Unless you're cursed with a sixth toe.
262
00:12:14,923 --> 00:12:16,215
You're not, are you?
263
00:12:16,598 --> 00:12:18,698
No, no. Five fingers, five toes.
264
00:12:18,963 --> 00:12:20,963
Us Snooks are boring that way.
265
00:12:21,757 --> 00:12:24,738
I had a cousin with a third nipple.
He'd let you see it for a dollar.
266
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,100
How fascinating.
267
00:12:26,222 --> 00:12:27,722
And a bargain, too.
268
00:12:28,155 --> 00:12:29,824
This is a dream come true.
269
00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:35,620
I hope this doesn't freak you out,
but...
270
00:12:35,678 --> 00:12:38,686
I used to be a big darling
mermaid darlings enthusiast.
271
00:12:38,947 --> 00:12:41,111
I had the tail and the clamshell bra.
272
00:12:41,865 --> 00:12:43,117
Just like this one.
273
00:12:43,238 --> 00:12:45,122
Did you show that off for a dollar?
274
00:12:45,645 --> 00:12:47,445
I bet you Miss your fans.
275
00:12:47,548 --> 00:12:48,831
I know I would...
276
00:12:48,992 --> 00:12:51,092
All the adoration, all the love.
277
00:12:51,721 --> 00:12:54,503
Doesn't all this paraphernalia
make you want to get back in the pool?
278
00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:56,025
Have no reason to.
279
00:12:56,804 --> 00:12:58,904
We cancelled our comeback tour.
280
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,818
But look at all this stuff.
281
00:13:01,042 --> 00:13:04,007
Imagine the money you'll make
from merchandising alone.
282
00:13:05,471 --> 00:13:06,471
Oh. What's this?
283
00:13:07,529 --> 00:13:09,185
That belonged to Charlotte.
284
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:10,853
It was her mother's.
285
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,959
Whatever happened to Charlotte's mother?
286
00:13:15,274 --> 00:13:16,274
She died.
287
00:13:16,817 --> 00:13:18,064
And with that...
288
00:13:18,122 --> 00:13:20,299
Lily went to her dark place.
289
00:13:20,418 --> 00:13:22,018
You want it? Take it.
290
00:13:22,163 --> 00:13:24,617
I don't care
if I ever get in the water again.
291
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:29,000
Now for the love of Kukla,
Fran, and Ollie,
292
00:13:29,494 --> 00:13:32,374
rent the girl a hand truck
and get this crap out of here.
293
00:13:32,864 --> 00:13:34,464
I need a piece of pie.
294
00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:40,505
Do you really think
people can change their lives
295
00:13:40,552 --> 00:13:42,329
by smelling the right smell?
296
00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:45,187
If so, I'm gonna get me
some cash potpourri.
297
00:13:45,352 --> 00:13:46,953
I talked to that publisher.
298
00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:50,392
Lenez's book was bumped up the release
schedule prior to Anita Gray's murder.
299
00:13:50,514 --> 00:13:51,435
So...
300
00:13:51,557 --> 00:13:53,769
So if Lenez's book got
moved up the schedule,
301
00:13:53,828 --> 00:13:55,922
somebody else's book got moved off.
302
00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:57,945
Find the book that was
formerly on this schedule
303
00:13:57,981 --> 00:13:59,651
that is no longer on this schedule,
304
00:13:59,687 --> 00:14:02,000
and you'll find an angry author
with a motive to kill.
305
00:14:02,318 --> 00:14:04,542
A slice of pie is too much
for some customers.
306
00:14:04,612 --> 00:14:06,024
A cup-pie would be perfect.
307
00:14:06,142 --> 00:14:08,037
See that? See what
you just did just now?
308
00:14:08,155 --> 00:14:10,566
You interrupted our conversation
with your cup-pie chatter
309
00:14:10,589 --> 00:14:12,178
when I don't even know
what it is,
310
00:14:12,213 --> 00:14:14,260
which means I don't give
a damn what a cup-pie is.
311
00:14:14,295 --> 00:14:16,770
I'm sorry.
A cup-pie is a single-serve pie
312
00:14:16,829 --> 00:14:19,119
with a honey-baked crust.
Doesn't that sound good?
313
00:14:19,251 --> 00:14:21,298
Sounds delicious,
but we don't serve them here.
314
00:14:22,348 --> 00:14:25,689
Am I seriously the first person
to question your aversion to change?
315
00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:28,514
What about your ex-girlfriends?
316
00:14:28,636 --> 00:14:31,070
Emerson doesn't want to hear
about any of this.
317
00:14:31,647 --> 00:14:33,477
I must admit, I am curious.
318
00:14:35,347 --> 00:14:36,886
Hell, before dead girl came along,
319
00:14:36,922 --> 00:14:38,769
I didn't know what you liked,
or if you liked,
320
00:14:38,784 --> 00:14:40,595
or if you had anything to like with.
321
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,236
For all I know, you could have been
322
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:44,925
one of those people who was born
with both but didn't use either.
323
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,044
I've had girlfriends,
324
00:14:46,079 --> 00:14:48,126
but there were always
extraneous factors.
325
00:14:48,161 --> 00:14:49,920
What kind of extraneous factors?
326
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,190
You know...
327
00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:52,450
we...
328
00:14:53,156 --> 00:14:54,556
grew apart and...
329
00:14:55,442 --> 00:14:56,642
lost interest,
330
00:14:57,185 --> 00:14:59,129
had intimate relations
on a bearskin rug.
331
00:14:59,823 --> 00:15:01,223
Oh, no, did it...
332
00:15:01,669 --> 00:15:03,643
It did enough to be upsetting.
333
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:05,217
Come on.
334
00:15:05,348 --> 00:15:06,510
What's all this?
335
00:15:06,632 --> 00:15:08,137
Girl business. Bonding.
336
00:15:12,555 --> 00:15:14,673
Phase two has experienced a hiccup.
337
00:15:14,712 --> 00:15:17,656
The kind that goes away by having
a glass of water or holding your breath?
338
00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:20,584
No, the kind that keeps you up for days
on end till you go crazy
339
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,137
and you give away all
your cherished mermaid mementos
340
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:25,279
and refuse to get back in the pool
again.
341
00:15:26,373 --> 00:15:27,790
Have they been eating their pie?
342
00:15:27,868 --> 00:15:30,455
Chuck, a slice of pie can't
solve all their problems.
343
00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:31,973
We just need to give them stronger pie
344
00:15:31,996 --> 00:15:33,912
and give them a little
push... into the water.
345
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:37,064
- But I have been pushing.
- You need to push harder.
346
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,649
The pie maker feared
Chuck and Olive bonding
347
00:15:40,747 --> 00:15:44,617
was like a chemical accelerant
bonding with an oxidizing agent.
348
00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:47,511
An explosion was bound to pop up.
349
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,178
Ooh, pop-ups!
350
00:15:49,806 --> 00:15:50,576
What?
351
00:15:50,591 --> 00:15:51,791
Pop-up books!
352
00:15:52,296 --> 00:15:53,796
I love pop-up books.
353
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,277
And if the sacred cash cow
that I worship
354
00:15:56,324 --> 00:15:58,024
is mooing down on us...
355
00:15:58,701 --> 00:16:00,717
Our killer likes pop-ups, too.
356
00:16:07,651 --> 00:16:11,239
Emerson and Ned
pursued pinning down the pop-up author.
357
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:12,803
Do that on.
358
00:16:16,004 --> 00:16:17,698
Are you... Chas Spielman,
359
00:16:17,752 --> 00:16:19,498
author of "pop-up pin-up"?
360
00:16:19,559 --> 00:16:20,559
That's me.
361
00:16:20,698 --> 00:16:24,392
Are you here for a sneak peek,
or should I say peep, of my latest book?
362
00:16:25,842 --> 00:16:27,607
I heard this book was canceled.
363
00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:29,995
Only temporarily.
I'm still working on that.
364
00:16:32,478 --> 00:16:35,299
This don't look like no
pop-up book I had as a child.
365
00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:36,895
Pop-ups aren't just for children.
366
00:16:37,526 --> 00:16:40,062
My pop-ups are designed
for their original audience.
367
00:16:40,184 --> 00:16:41,184
Perverts?
368
00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:43,987
Mature connoisseurs of art.
369
00:16:44,355 --> 00:16:47,505
Or homicidal maniacs
with rudimentary reading skills.
370
00:16:47,577 --> 00:16:49,218
The new patriot's pop-up book...
371
00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:50,331
"a three-dimensional
372
00:16:50,359 --> 00:16:52,978
"instructional telling you
everything you wanted to know
373
00:16:53,072 --> 00:16:56,013
"about building bombs
of all shapes and sizes."
374
00:16:57,618 --> 00:17:00,249
Pop-up palace appeals
to an unusual demographic.
375
00:17:00,707 --> 00:17:03,752
Any instructions in here on how to build
a scratch-and-sniff bomb?
376
00:17:04,508 --> 00:17:06,588
Is this about the attemp
on Napoleon Lenez?
377
00:17:07,711 --> 00:17:09,667
Word travels fast in literary circles.
378
00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:12,514
Well, his book did bump
Pop-up pin-up off the schedule.
379
00:17:12,538 --> 00:17:14,754
Seems like a good-enough
motive to blow somebody up
380
00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:16,775
and clearly, you have the means.
381
00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:19,714
Who would publish a book
on how to kill somebody,
382
00:17:19,784 --> 00:17:22,314
then kill somebody they knew
383
00:17:22,361 --> 00:17:24,731
using a method
they published in the book?
384
00:17:27,202 --> 00:17:30,102
Yeah, well, I'm keeping
this book as evidence.
385
00:17:32,867 --> 00:17:34,167
And these, too.
386
00:17:42,659 --> 00:17:44,322
So, you didn't want Lenez dead?
387
00:17:44,369 --> 00:17:46,439
I may be petty, but I'm not that petty.
388
00:17:46,569 --> 00:17:48,710
Besides, the publisher
moved Lenez's book
389
00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:51,266
from a prime holiday spot
to no-man's-land.
390
00:17:52,043 --> 00:17:54,208
If you ask me, his book wasn't bumped...
391
00:17:54,771 --> 00:17:55,971
it was dumped.
392
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:03,702
It smells like family hour
at the public pool.
393
00:18:04,222 --> 00:18:05,964
Oh, no. That's not the pie.
394
00:18:05,999 --> 00:18:07,138
It's chlorine tablets.
395
00:18:07,162 --> 00:18:09,857
Aunt Lily used to say it
smells like bottled sunshine.
396
00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:12,456
Well, if it came in a bottle,
aunt Lily would like it.
397
00:18:12,638 --> 00:18:15,073
You see. I've been reading
this really good self-help book.
398
00:18:15,097 --> 00:18:16,756
It's about the power of smell.
399
00:18:17,132 --> 00:18:20,517
I felt we try it, see what happens
when you combine pie happiness
400
00:18:20,552 --> 00:18:22,282
with the happiness of chlorine.
401
00:18:24,893 --> 00:18:27,975
You know, I read
a self-help book once...
402
00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:29,188
"Samsonized...
403
00:18:29,435 --> 00:18:32,049
How to grow your hair to become
a more powerful you."
404
00:18:32,906 --> 00:18:35,764
Two weeks later, and I was
bald as a baby's behind.
405
00:18:37,036 --> 00:18:39,139
Looks like I'm not
the only one who read it.
406
00:18:39,261 --> 00:18:42,059
What's the haps, paps?
Any luck on the case?
407
00:18:42,181 --> 00:18:44,016
First of all, I ain't your paps.
408
00:18:44,204 --> 00:18:46,396
"Paps" has a lady connotation.
409
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,006
And second of all,
this ain't none of your business.
410
00:18:52,649 --> 00:18:54,119
There's something...
411
00:18:54,288 --> 00:18:55,726
Something stuck in there.
412
00:19:09,975 --> 00:19:11,684
Oh, no, they didn't.
413
00:19:12,146 --> 00:19:14,711
The intent of the warning was obvious...
414
00:19:14,758 --> 00:19:16,358
"U can't save Lenez"?
415
00:19:16,394 --> 00:19:18,733
... someone wanted to make a stink.
416
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:27,965
Decay...
417
00:19:29,618 --> 00:19:31,418
A tinge of rusted iron...
418
00:19:31,786 --> 00:19:32,817
Harsh but spiky,
419
00:19:32,898 --> 00:19:34,253
with a sulfuric edge.
420
00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:37,906
This... loathsome omen came up
from the sewer,
421
00:19:38,898 --> 00:19:41,582
which means it could have
only come from one man...
422
00:19:41,956 --> 00:19:43,695
Oscar Vibenius.
423
00:19:43,896 --> 00:19:46,484
Oscar Vibenius and Napoleon Lenez
424
00:19:46,555 --> 00:19:49,101
were lab partners
and the best of friends,
425
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,760
until their divergent olfaction
theories tore them apart.
426
00:19:53,198 --> 00:19:55,737
Oscar favored the wild,
unfettered smells
427
00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:57,325
of the natural world,
428
00:19:57,443 --> 00:20:00,713
believing that people couldn't
appreciate the good smells in life
429
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,631
without smelling the bad.
430
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,099
Lenez believed that because smell
431
00:20:05,222 --> 00:20:07,093
has a powerful effect on human behavior,
432
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,990
humans should surround themselves
433
00:20:09,037 --> 00:20:11,936
with only good,
carefully controlled odors.
434
00:20:12,372 --> 00:20:14,583
Over time, their rivalry grew
435
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,066
until neither man could stand the other.
436
00:20:17,734 --> 00:20:20,901
Each retreated to the worlds
they found most comfortable...
437
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,519
One above ground...
438
00:20:24,605 --> 00:20:26,005
And one below.
439
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:30,620
There was really nothing I could do.
440
00:20:30,877 --> 00:20:32,555
It's sad, but Oscar would do anything
441
00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:34,797
to prevent my theories
from being published.
442
00:20:34,855 --> 00:20:37,299
Do you have any idea
where he could be?
443
00:20:37,432 --> 00:20:38,832
There were rumors.
444
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,935
Some claim that he committed suicide.
445
00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:45,078
Others were convinced that
he ended up in a mental institution,
446
00:20:45,149 --> 00:20:48,263
only to be put back on the street
by the reagan administration.
447
00:20:48,898 --> 00:20:51,598
I heard tales of Oscar
roaming the sewers,
448
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,189
haunting them...
449
00:20:54,104 --> 00:20:55,386
A soured husk...
450
00:20:56,023 --> 00:20:57,523
of who he once was.
451
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,157
But then someone recently
told me he worked for the dwp,
452
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:05,660
so that might explain where
some of those rumors came from.
453
00:21:08,748 --> 00:21:10,165
Look carefully, ladies.
454
00:21:10,321 --> 00:21:12,215
This... is your future.
455
00:21:12,810 --> 00:21:13,910
Is it vodka?
456
00:21:15,029 --> 00:21:15,879
Water.
457
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,454
As in Russian for vodka?
458
00:21:20,173 --> 00:21:21,473
As in English...
459
00:21:21,717 --> 00:21:22,715
for H2O.
460
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,478
Lily doesn't believe in water anymore.
461
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:28,552
She thinks it's a waste
of a perfectly good tumbler.
462
00:21:33,749 --> 00:21:34,949
How about now?
463
00:21:35,649 --> 00:21:36,649
Chlorine.
464
00:21:37,328 --> 00:21:40,528
Lily used to say it reminded
her of bottled sunshine.
465
00:21:42,389 --> 00:21:45,367
Now it reminds me of children
without bladder control.
466
00:21:53,184 --> 00:21:54,284
Why, Lily...
467
00:21:54,895 --> 00:21:56,195
Is that a smile?
468
00:22:09,532 --> 00:22:10,532
Just gas.
469
00:22:10,709 --> 00:22:12,469
So, she swallowed her happiness
470
00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:15,849
and retreated to the safety
of her usual despondency.
471
00:22:16,219 --> 00:22:17,841
As Lily's gas passed,
472
00:22:17,876 --> 00:22:20,547
our determined heroes
followed the tube sock
473
00:22:20,594 --> 00:22:22,464
to its own foul origin.
474
00:22:22,559 --> 00:22:23,959
Oscar Vibenius!
475
00:22:24,070 --> 00:22:26,070
We're really walking around down here.
476
00:22:26,147 --> 00:22:27,683
This is where he roams...
477
00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:29,251
And haunts.
478
00:22:29,302 --> 00:22:31,620
See, y'all gonna make me
get my shoes wet.
479
00:22:31,963 --> 00:22:33,289
There's his toolbox.
480
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,469
Looks like he's working
on this thick yellow hose.
481
00:22:39,489 --> 00:22:41,453
Well, let's follow
the yellow, thick hose.
482
00:22:41,468 --> 00:22:43,283
Follow the yellow, thick hose.
483
00:22:43,949 --> 00:22:46,349
I sure hope there's methane down here,
484
00:22:46,913 --> 00:22:49,413
'cause the skinny ones are first to go.
485
00:22:51,450 --> 00:22:52,350
Hello?
486
00:22:54,962 --> 00:22:56,462
He ain't down here.
487
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,340
Ain't nobody down here.
488
00:22:58,828 --> 00:23:01,194
We been looking around here
for hours following dead girl,
489
00:23:01,209 --> 00:23:02,277
and now we're lost.
490
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:04,863
We're not lost. We're following
the yellow thick hose.
491
00:23:05,571 --> 00:23:06,933
What about all those rumors...
492
00:23:06,948 --> 00:23:09,116
The ones about Oscar ending up
in a mental institution
493
00:23:09,131 --> 00:23:11,492
or, worse yet, becoming
a modern-day monster?
494
00:23:11,685 --> 00:23:13,579
There are no such thing as monsters.
495
00:23:13,743 --> 00:23:14,743
What about CHUD?
496
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,240
"Chud"?
497
00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:18,916
Cannibalistic Humanoid
Underground Dwellers.
498
00:23:19,322 --> 00:23:22,016
They feed on the homeless
and the hapless passers-by.
499
00:23:23,030 --> 00:23:24,724
I hear they're pack hunters.
500
00:23:25,027 --> 00:23:28,062
Yeah, well, in that case,
I sure hope they like white meat.
501
00:23:28,098 --> 00:23:29,032
Oh, thanks.
502
00:23:30,153 --> 00:23:31,566
Where are we, exactly?
503
00:23:32,834 --> 00:23:35,816
We should be...
in Lenez's neighbourhood.
504
00:23:39,946 --> 00:23:40,946
In fact...
505
00:23:41,704 --> 00:23:44,196
We're right underneath
his apartment building.
506
00:24:02,806 --> 00:24:04,047
You better run!
507
00:24:28,370 --> 00:24:31,316
Department of water and power
employee Oscar Vibenius,
508
00:24:31,351 --> 00:24:32,714
is wanted for questioning
509
00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:35,088
in the attempted murder
of Napoleon Lenez,
510
00:24:35,149 --> 00:24:38,805
author of upcoming self-help
opus Smell of success.
511
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:42,877
Presales of the book have skyrocketed
since the first explosion,
512
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:46,999
which caused the death of Anita Gray,
a former associate of Mr. Lenez.
513
00:24:47,387 --> 00:24:49,978
I may be clean,
but my mind is in the gutter.
514
00:24:50,472 --> 00:24:52,437
What? Dirty thoughts?
Lascivious pinings?
515
00:24:52,468 --> 00:24:54,680
In the sewer gutter
with Oscar Vibenius.
516
00:24:55,637 --> 00:24:56,500
That gutter.
517
00:24:56,515 --> 00:24:58,754
He's not a very good killer.
He keeps blowing things up,
518
00:24:58,770 --> 00:25:01,876
- but never who he wants to blow up.
- Yeah, he's certainly no sharpshooter.
519
00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:06,941
I bet he's real pissy that Napoleon
Lenez is getting all the attention.
520
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:09,378
Oscar's about to get
all the attention he wants.
521
00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:13,114
Sorry. I didn't know
that you were here.
522
00:25:13,156 --> 00:25:14,657
How'd you get cleaned up so quick?
523
00:25:14,699 --> 00:25:17,792
I got cleaned up in exactly the amount
of time it takes to get cleaned up.
524
00:25:17,832 --> 00:25:18,870
You're just slow.
525
00:25:18,999 --> 00:25:21,831
So, why's oscar getting
all the attention?
526
00:25:21,874 --> 00:25:23,374
Lenez's about
to make a statement,
527
00:25:23,416 --> 00:25:26,083
and as witnesses
to the most recent attempt on his life,
528
00:25:26,184 --> 00:25:27,732
we also have to make a statement,
529
00:25:27,773 --> 00:25:29,686
and that "we" don't include you.
530
00:25:29,786 --> 00:25:32,117
Why not?
I witnessed the latest attempt.
531
00:25:32,232 --> 00:25:33,634
That don't change the fact,
532
00:25:33,676 --> 00:25:35,996
that there's a grave out there
that you supposed to be in.
533
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,813
What you gonna tell people
when they ask?
534
00:25:37,887 --> 00:25:39,800
I'll say that i'm somebody I'm not.
535
00:25:39,941 --> 00:25:42,141
"Hey, somebody,
can I see some I.D.?"
536
00:25:42,780 --> 00:25:44,433
Well, I'll smile,
and I'll be polite,
537
00:25:44,823 --> 00:25:48,099
and I'll say, "oh, I'm sorry. I forgot
my purse, and I've got no pockets."
538
00:25:48,249 --> 00:25:49,453
"Well, hey, somebody",
539
00:25:49,493 --> 00:25:51,277
see, now I'm gonna need
to see some I.D.
540
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,103
"On account of you look
like that dead girl
541
00:25:53,145 --> 00:25:55,281
that got herself killed
on that tropical cruise".
542
00:25:55,325 --> 00:25:57,792
Okay, if that happens,
I'll saying something like,
543
00:25:57,833 --> 00:25:59,614
"What is this, a police state?"
544
00:26:01,255 --> 00:26:03,664
If I ever say that, it means
I'm having a panic attack.
545
00:26:03,889 --> 00:26:05,956
No need to panic
'cause she ain't going.
546
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,208
You ain't going.
547
00:26:21,398 --> 00:26:24,267
Just wanted to...
try it on before I gave it back.
548
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:26,768
While I have you here,
would you take my photo?
549
00:26:26,849 --> 00:26:27,975
Yeah, sure.
550
00:26:29,334 --> 00:26:32,962
You should know that operation
fin follies is up and flapping.
551
00:26:33,037 --> 00:26:34,254
The mermaids are singing.
552
00:26:34,294 --> 00:26:35,863
But are they swimming?
553
00:26:35,905 --> 00:26:39,094
They're thinking about swimming,
but their hearts are singing.
554
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:41,665
At least one of their hearts.
The other one's stalling.
555
00:26:41,705 --> 00:26:43,871
Psychologically, not cardiologilly.
556
00:26:44,387 --> 00:26:45,831
- Lily.
- That's the one.
557
00:26:45,873 --> 00:26:47,528
Man, her nut don't crack.
558
00:26:47,995 --> 00:26:49,740
Let's do one for 4th of july.
559
00:26:53,339 --> 00:26:54,557
Her nut does crack.
560
00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:55,749
I know it does.
561
00:26:57,463 --> 00:26:58,572
I cracked it before.
562
00:26:58,767 --> 00:27:00,170
I've seen that crack.
563
00:27:04,734 --> 00:27:06,477
Thought maybe you'd want this.
564
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,190
My aunts gave it to you?
565
00:27:11,232 --> 00:27:12,942
Practically forced it on me.
566
00:27:12,984 --> 00:27:15,528
I think it's a big first step for them,
emotiolly.
567
00:27:15,570 --> 00:27:16,900
What are the stages of death?
568
00:27:16,942 --> 00:27:19,740
Something, something, something,
something, acceptance.
569
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:20,765
Yeah...
570
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,341
Those are the stages.
571
00:27:22,892 --> 00:27:23,693
No, no.
572
00:27:23,733 --> 00:27:25,622
We're not at that stage
of our friendship yet.
573
00:27:25,662 --> 00:27:27,131
Please don't cry in front of me.
574
00:27:27,181 --> 00:27:28,544
Don't do it. Don't you do it!
575
00:27:28,585 --> 00:27:30,001
I'm not going to.
576
00:27:30,053 --> 00:27:31,127
You better not.
577
00:27:31,169 --> 00:27:32,187
I won't.
578
00:27:34,758 --> 00:27:35,903
You did it.
579
00:27:40,475 --> 00:27:42,292
Would you like a piece of pie?
580
00:27:44,094 --> 00:27:46,212
What can smell do for you?
581
00:27:46,269 --> 00:27:49,729
If you're Napoleon LeNez,
author of "smell of success,"
582
00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:51,840
The controversial new guide
583
00:27:51,886 --> 00:27:54,494
to satisfaction through olfaction,
584
00:27:54,690 --> 00:27:57,191
Smell can get you killed.
585
00:27:57,649 --> 00:28:01,130
Napoleon, how many attempts
have there been on your life?
586
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,700
Right now,
there's only been two, Carol.
587
00:28:03,951 --> 00:28:06,662
- And you're anticipating more?
- I don't know.
588
00:28:06,779 --> 00:28:08,125
Seems like somebody out there
589
00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:10,175
doesn't want my book
touching the world.
590
00:28:10,276 --> 00:28:12,251
Simply purging your life
of the bad smells
591
00:28:12,294 --> 00:28:13,511
and focusing on the good.
592
00:28:13,553 --> 00:28:15,441
It's all there in my book,
"smell of success."
593
00:28:15,482 --> 00:28:17,021
But it's not just somebody.
594
00:28:17,062 --> 00:28:19,938
You know the man who made
two attempts on your life.
595
00:28:20,137 --> 00:28:21,175
Yes, I do.
596
00:28:22,139 --> 00:28:24,122
His name is Oscar Vibenius.
597
00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:27,399
Here with us now
is an eyewitness
598
00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:31,191
To Oscar Vibenius' attempt
on your life earlier today.
599
00:28:31,232 --> 00:28:33,188
Sir, tell us what you saw.
600
00:28:33,231 --> 00:28:34,322
Good evening, Carol.
601
00:28:34,363 --> 00:28:35,893
Let me preface my statement
602
00:28:35,936 --> 00:28:38,028
by saying that my name
is Erson Cod.
603
00:28:38,078 --> 00:28:40,206
I'm a private investigator.
If you need to reach me,
604
00:28:40,247 --> 00:28:42,504
my telephone number
is Klondike 5-0155.
605
00:28:42,545 --> 00:28:45,107
That's Klondike 5-0155. I've...
606
00:28:45,148 --> 00:28:47,830
I've been investigating
the Anita Gray murder.
607
00:28:47,870 --> 00:28:49,022
She was taken much too soon.
608
00:28:49,063 --> 00:28:52,197
Get a load of Muggy McHambone.
Hawking his wares.
609
00:28:52,389 --> 00:28:55,252
He just gave out his phone number
on national television.
610
00:28:55,713 --> 00:28:57,244
Look. There's the killer.
611
00:28:57,286 --> 00:28:59,646
What makes somebody like
Oscar Vibenius do it?
612
00:29:01,717 --> 00:29:02,719
Look.
613
00:29:02,759 --> 00:29:04,118
There's the killer.
614
00:29:04,930 --> 00:29:05,953
Oh, Lord.
615
00:29:09,966 --> 00:29:11,720
Don't make me cut a bitch.
616
00:29:11,762 --> 00:29:14,563
Hey, I'm just here
for pie and conversation,
617
00:29:14,605 --> 00:29:16,757
neither of which are cause
to call a man a bitch.
618
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:19,443
You're trying
to kill Napoleon LeNez.
619
00:29:19,485 --> 00:29:21,000
If I am,
I'm not a very good killer.
620
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,803
I keep blowing things up,
621
00:29:22,845 --> 00:29:24,907
but never who I want to blow up?
622
00:29:25,628 --> 00:29:27,742
I said that.
Have you been spying on me?
623
00:29:27,783 --> 00:29:28,745
Yod be surprised
624
00:29:28,785 --> 00:29:31,330
what you can hear when you press
your ear to the right pipe.
625
00:29:31,492 --> 00:29:33,813
If it wasn't you,
then who was trying to kilL LeNez?
626
00:29:33,853 --> 00:29:34,990
I have theories.
627
00:29:35,404 --> 00:29:37,214
You've been conducting
your investigation.
628
00:29:37,256 --> 00:29:38,869
I've been conducting mine.
629
00:29:39,084 --> 00:29:40,799
We should talk, compare notes,
630
00:29:40,839 --> 00:29:42,341
come to conclusions.
631
00:29:42,733 --> 00:29:44,546
Now, how's about you put
that knife to use
632
00:29:44,588 --> 00:29:46,757
and cut me off
a piece of persimmon pie?
633
00:29:46,798 --> 00:29:48,076
Right, let's compare notes.
634
00:29:48,117 --> 00:29:51,070
Why were you in the sewer
with your hands on a booby trap?
635
00:29:51,576 --> 00:29:56,112
Why Oscar Vibenius had his hands
on a booby trap was this.
636
00:29:56,224 --> 00:29:58,899
After learning of the attempt
on LeNez's life,
637
00:29:58,940 --> 00:30:02,782
Mr Vibenius trailed his former colleague
to a sewer main,
638
00:30:02,855 --> 00:30:04,564
where he lost track of him.
639
00:30:05,035 --> 00:30:06,971
But what he found in his stead...
640
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:09,906
was a mysterious
yellow, thick hose,
641
00:30:10,237 --> 00:30:12,681
which he quickly realized
was part of a plot
642
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:15,364
to blow up Napoleon Lenez's car.
643
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,835
He worked quickly
to disable the thread,
644
00:30:18,396 --> 00:30:22,321
but couldn't dismantle the bomb
before he was startled in the dark.
645
00:30:24,368 --> 00:30:26,743
Fearing said bomb was about to blow,
646
00:30:26,809 --> 00:30:28,420
he chose to run for cover
647
00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:30,233
rather than explain his actions.
648
00:30:30,387 --> 00:30:33,560
How do we know you're telling the truth?
Lenez practically said you're a chud,
649
00:30:33,579 --> 00:30:35,612
- a cannibalistic...
- I know what a chud is,
650
00:30:35,659 --> 00:30:37,272
and I know Napoleon Lenez.
651
00:30:37,304 --> 00:30:39,558
Did he tell you what you smelled like
when you met him?
652
00:30:39,577 --> 00:30:40,941
He thinks people like that.
653
00:30:41,088 --> 00:30:42,891
He said I smelled like honey.
654
00:30:43,272 --> 00:30:45,168
Like you've been dipped in it...
655
00:30:48,850 --> 00:30:50,868
There's something else
you smell like.
656
00:30:51,386 --> 00:30:52,288
I know...
657
00:30:52,325 --> 00:30:53,227
Death...
658
00:30:53,315 --> 00:30:54,496
It's my perfume.
659
00:30:54,538 --> 00:30:56,252
You're not wearing perfume.
660
00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:58,320
No, this isn't death.
661
00:30:58,725 --> 00:31:00,878
This is something else altogether.
662
00:31:04,117 --> 00:31:05,924
I've never smelled anything like it.
663
00:31:05,966 --> 00:31:08,086
Do me, do me,
what do I smell like?
664
00:31:08,427 --> 00:31:09,428
Dog...
665
00:31:09,490 --> 00:31:10,851
Never mind dog, we need proof,
666
00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:13,002
we're not gonna believe you
just because you say so.
667
00:31:13,021 --> 00:31:14,675
Would you believe your noses?
668
00:31:16,536 --> 00:31:17,794
Smells like rotten eggs.
669
00:31:17,813 --> 00:31:20,620
Well, it was incinerated
in an exploding ball of methane gas.
670
00:31:20,658 --> 00:31:22,038
What else would it smell like?
671
00:31:22,075 --> 00:31:23,082
Nothing.
672
00:31:24,682 --> 00:31:26,051
Methane gas is odorless.
673
00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:27,897
I cook with gas, it smells
like rotten eggs.
674
00:31:27,915 --> 00:31:30,047
The utility companies
add a synthetic chemical smell
675
00:31:30,066 --> 00:31:31,512
before it's pumped in our houses.
676
00:31:31,530 --> 00:31:34,036
But a methane explosion in the sewer
wouldn't have a smell,
677
00:31:34,464 --> 00:31:37,247
unless someone thought
an ignorant public expected it to.
678
00:31:38,344 --> 00:31:39,902
Someone elitist,
679
00:31:40,307 --> 00:31:41,792
someone like Lenez.
680
00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:43,552
And with a book
about to be published,
681
00:31:43,599 --> 00:31:45,923
he has the most to gain
by an attempt on his life.
682
00:31:46,207 --> 00:31:49,421
Nothing sells books like
a little murder and mayhem.
683
00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:51,838
I already preordered my copy.
684
00:31:52,505 --> 00:31:55,726
As Napoleon Lenez's star
appeared to rise,
685
00:31:55,773 --> 00:31:58,674
Lily and Vivian's star continued to fall
686
00:31:58,721 --> 00:32:03,581
as they made their way through a box
of slides documenting happier times.
687
00:32:04,454 --> 00:32:07,666
Look, lily! It's when we went
to the hebrew feta sect.
688
00:32:11,965 --> 00:32:13,392
I miss my eye.
689
00:32:13,844 --> 00:32:14,917
Peculiar.
690
00:32:15,775 --> 00:32:16,577
What?
691
00:32:16,595 --> 00:32:18,924
You miss your eye
before you said you miss Charlotte.
692
00:32:18,943 --> 00:32:22,253
When I looked at that picture, the first
thing I thought was I miss charlotte.
693
00:32:22,271 --> 00:32:24,525
Good god, Vivian.
694
00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:27,305
It was the first thing
I thought of, too.
695
00:32:27,506 --> 00:32:28,726
It just so happens,
696
00:32:28,766 --> 00:32:31,315
I don't always say
everything I think.
697
00:32:31,409 --> 00:32:32,799
Fancy that.
698
00:32:36,385 --> 00:32:39,211
It wasn't your eye,
why we stopped swimming.
699
00:32:39,537 --> 00:32:41,819
We told people it was, but it wasn't.
700
00:32:42,353 --> 00:32:44,738
We've been stopped
swimming long enough
701
00:32:44,766 --> 00:32:47,752
for it not to matter
why we stopped swimming.
702
00:32:48,929 --> 00:32:52,347
It used to make you so happy,
the water.
703
00:32:52,853 --> 00:32:55,806
I think it's brave to try to be happy.
704
00:32:56,094 --> 00:32:59,371
You've gotten so comfortable
being unhappy.
705
00:33:00,130 --> 00:33:01,604
Wouldn't it be wonderful...
706
00:33:01,656 --> 00:33:05,405
to wake up in the morning
and choose to be happy,
707
00:33:05,981 --> 00:33:09,155
to let the water wash everything away?
708
00:33:23,431 --> 00:33:25,878
You forgot your chlorine tablets.
709
00:33:26,887 --> 00:33:29,082
Her olfactory glands stimulated
710
00:33:29,122 --> 00:33:31,544
with the smells
of synchronized swimming
711
00:33:31,579 --> 00:33:34,465
Lily experienced a flood of endorphins
712
00:33:34,505 --> 00:33:37,222
from the scent of bottled sunshine.
713
00:33:37,618 --> 00:33:40,779
As Napoleon Lenez experienced
a flood of endorphins
714
00:33:40,826 --> 00:33:42,225
from his media blitz,
715
00:33:42,262 --> 00:33:46,554
which left the pie maker to carry out
a blind-side blitz of his own.
716
00:33:46,601 --> 00:33:47,775
Emerson!
717
00:33:48,434 --> 00:33:49,439
Where did you go?
718
00:33:49,457 --> 00:33:51,057
I was bored and snooping.
719
00:33:51,259 --> 00:33:52,875
Okay, maybe ipso facto snooping,
720
00:33:52,917 --> 00:33:54,924
but it wasn't my goal to snoop,
entertain myself.
721
00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:56,780
How when you're a guest,
bored, go to bathroom
722
00:33:56,799 --> 00:33:58,809
read magazines
and look into the medicine cabinet,
723
00:33:58,824 --> 00:34:00,984
look in the closets, under the bed,
and find something
724
00:34:01,002 --> 00:34:02,702
you were never meant to see...
725
00:34:02,758 --> 00:34:04,091
Get to the point.
726
00:34:06,209 --> 00:34:07,103
Damn.
727
00:34:07,121 --> 00:34:08,027
Well...
728
00:34:08,785 --> 00:34:11,230
That couldn't have gone better
if I'd planned it.
729
00:34:11,288 --> 00:34:13,354
Smell it, crave it, own it...
730
00:34:13,395 --> 00:34:14,625
That's the spirit.
731
00:34:14,738 --> 00:34:17,020
So... Once you smell it, then crave it,
732
00:34:17,085 --> 00:34:19,639
how far are you willing to go
before you own it?
733
00:34:20,053 --> 00:34:22,539
You can't just cratch
and sniff and make a wish.
734
00:34:22,578 --> 00:34:24,534
You got to have a plan
and according to you,
735
00:34:24,553 --> 00:34:27,248
this thing couldn't have gone better
if you'd planned it yourself,
736
00:34:27,263 --> 00:34:28,565
which leads me to believe...
737
00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:30,200
You planned it yourself.
738
00:34:31,418 --> 00:34:32,422
You set oscar up
739
00:34:32,648 --> 00:34:35,078
after you figured out
the correct spacing.
740
00:34:35,732 --> 00:34:36,933
This is ridic...
741
00:34:37,854 --> 00:34:38,952
How dare...
742
00:34:39,638 --> 00:34:41,098
You planted that sock.
743
00:34:41,638 --> 00:34:44,935
I am not going to stand here
and be accused.
744
00:34:45,302 --> 00:34:46,917
I think it's best if you both leave.
745
00:34:46,955 --> 00:34:47,956
I concur.
746
00:34:55,070 --> 00:34:56,738
When I suggested you leave,
747
00:34:56,780 --> 00:34:58,403
I didn't mean the penthouse,
748
00:34:58,938 --> 00:35:00,554
I meant this mortal coil.
749
00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:02,864
Congratulations, gentlemen,
750
00:35:02,902 --> 00:35:05,831
You're about to fall victim
to attempt number three on my life.
751
00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:07,529
But don't worry.
752
00:35:07,617 --> 00:35:09,298
I'll mention you
in the acknowledgements
753
00:35:09,317 --> 00:35:10,961
of the second printing of my book.
754
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:15,888
Hell, no!
755
00:35:23,606 --> 00:35:26,516
You got exactly 3 seconds
to open this damn door!
756
00:35:26,544 --> 00:35:27,549
Wait!
757
00:35:27,890 --> 00:35:29,336
- What's that...
- That smell...
758
00:35:29,355 --> 00:35:32,399
is the chamber filling up
with an amalgamation of explosive gases,
759
00:35:32,441 --> 00:35:33,773
which will erupt on my mark.
760
00:35:33,801 --> 00:35:36,153
So please, if you're in a hurry to die,
761
00:35:36,195 --> 00:35:38,665
fire your gun
and set the chamber ablaze.
762
00:35:38,693 --> 00:35:40,775
But killing us
isn't gonna change anything!
763
00:35:40,794 --> 00:35:41,803
Says you.
764
00:35:42,034 --> 00:35:44,515
Imagine the public outcry
when the press releases photos
765
00:35:44,534 --> 00:35:46,699
of my charred decontamination chamber,
766
00:35:46,727 --> 00:35:49,329
the crispy corpses
of two private detectives
767
00:35:49,367 --> 00:35:51,042
unfortunate enough to triger
768
00:35:51,084 --> 00:35:53,753
my nemesis third attempt on my life...
769
00:35:53,795 --> 00:35:54,602
How tragic...
770
00:35:54,630 --> 00:35:56,328
but how perfectly titillating.
771
00:35:56,365 --> 00:35:58,849
Boy, Anita sure I made a big mistake
772
00:35:58,889 --> 00:36:00,594
hitching her horse to your wagon.
773
00:36:00,636 --> 00:36:01,742
Don't say that.
774
00:36:02,102 --> 00:36:03,576
I never meant to hurt her.
775
00:36:04,356 --> 00:36:05,432
You killed her!
776
00:36:05,474 --> 00:36:07,058
But I didn't mean to.
777
00:36:07,437 --> 00:36:09,484
Her death was an accident.
778
00:36:09,957 --> 00:36:11,117
When it became clear
779
00:36:11,136 --> 00:36:13,897
his publisher was going
to bury his life's work,
780
00:36:13,925 --> 00:36:17,311
Lenez concocted
an explosive marketing strategy
781
00:36:17,326 --> 00:36:18,699
of his very own.
782
00:36:18,752 --> 00:36:20,817
He would boost interest in his book
783
00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:24,852
by pretending to be the target
of a murderous rival's attack.
784
00:36:25,033 --> 00:36:27,237
His discovery of the booby-trapped tome
785
00:36:27,274 --> 00:36:29,368
would create a publicity whirlwind
786
00:36:29,406 --> 00:36:31,627
his publisher could not ignore.
787
00:36:31,770 --> 00:36:34,803
But there were variables
he couldn't control,
788
00:36:34,849 --> 00:36:38,513
including the utter devotion
of his most dedicated student,
789
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,814
Anita gray...
790
00:36:39,848 --> 00:36:42,787
who couldn't resist a quick sniff...
791
00:36:43,929 --> 00:36:46,753
Still, anita's death
only fueled the fire,
792
00:36:46,791 --> 00:36:49,695
increasing his book's presales
exponentially.
793
00:36:49,732 --> 00:36:51,135
So, without further ado,
794
00:36:51,175 --> 00:36:53,768
Lenez set the rest
of his plot in motion.
795
00:36:53,819 --> 00:36:56,172
He pinned the crime on oscar,
as planned,
796
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,023
and further capitalized
on the growing publicity
797
00:36:59,066 --> 00:37:00,583
by staging a second,
798
00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:03,484
more spectacular attempt
on his life,
799
00:37:04,438 --> 00:37:08,346
an attempt that oscar himself
mistakenly helped legitimize
800
00:37:08,389 --> 00:37:10,941
by appearing on the scene
to stop it.
801
00:37:11,426 --> 00:37:12,567
Goodbye, gentlemen.
802
00:37:12,608 --> 00:37:14,627
Please give Anita my felicitations.
803
00:37:14,664 --> 00:37:15,731
And, again,
804
00:37:16,085 --> 00:37:17,366
tell her I'm sorry.
805
00:37:22,843 --> 00:37:24,302
- Ned!
- Chuck!
806
00:37:24,344 --> 00:37:25,221
Oscar!
807
00:37:25,261 --> 00:37:26,263
Napoleon!
808
00:37:27,994 --> 00:37:29,182
Hi, Emerson.
809
00:37:29,260 --> 00:37:30,517
Hey, Olive.
810
00:37:31,518 --> 00:37:32,967
- Wait, no, no!
- It's okay!
811
00:37:33,010 --> 00:37:34,792
Oscar reversed the pumps!
812
00:37:35,397 --> 00:37:36,454
He what?
813
00:37:36,531 --> 00:37:37,783
Using his expert knowledge
814
00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:40,284
of the city's underground
electrical grid,
815
00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:44,876
Oscar had reprogrammed Lenez's
entire decontamination system,
816
00:37:44,917 --> 00:37:47,229
just prior
to entering the building.
817
00:37:47,472 --> 00:37:49,401
Repurposed and rejiggered,
818
00:37:49,441 --> 00:37:52,800
it no longer protected him
from the outside world.
819
00:37:53,248 --> 00:37:56,508
Instead, it did just the opposite.
820
00:37:57,754 --> 00:37:59,129
No. no, no, no, no.
821
00:37:59,930 --> 00:38:00,934
No.
822
00:38:01,076 --> 00:38:02,090
No!
823
00:38:03,290 --> 00:38:04,770
No!!
824
00:38:16,158 --> 00:38:18,285
As the system purged itself,
825
00:38:18,327 --> 00:38:20,347
the man who demanded purity
826
00:38:20,387 --> 00:38:22,443
was branded a filthy murderer.
827
00:38:22,822 --> 00:38:24,743
And the man who embraced filth
828
00:38:24,786 --> 00:38:28,698
rejoiced that his solid reputation
had been cleansed.
829
00:38:29,696 --> 00:38:31,995
I'm canceling my preorder.
830
00:38:32,296 --> 00:38:35,248
Satisfied that another case
had been closed,
831
00:38:35,290 --> 00:38:37,586
our heroes returned to² home.
832
00:38:37,966 --> 00:38:40,296
Elsewhere, a tentative breeze
833
00:38:40,336 --> 00:38:42,671
of hope signaled a new beginning.
834
00:39:08,350 --> 00:39:09,968
What are you doing?
835
00:40:55,403 --> 00:40:56,976
Another case closed,
836
00:40:57,017 --> 00:41:00,226
Emerson temporarily set aside
his knitting needles
837
00:41:00,268 --> 00:41:02,121
to pursue a new hobby...
838
00:41:06,149 --> 00:41:09,277
... one that magnified
his happiness tenfold.
839
00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:11,962
I love pop-up books.
840
00:41:18,822 --> 00:41:21,786
Hey. You haven't seen
my old sweater, have you?
841
00:41:22,090 --> 00:41:24,573
No. Have you seen my new menus?
842
00:41:25,353 --> 00:41:26,360
No.
843
00:41:27,847 --> 00:41:28,963
For me?
844
00:41:30,392 --> 00:41:31,257
For you.
845
00:41:37,326 --> 00:41:38,454
Cup-pies.
846
00:41:38,969 --> 00:41:42,144
The mere sight of each other
left the pie maker
847
00:41:42,184 --> 00:41:43,381
and the girl named chuck
848
00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:46,169
feeling exactly like
they wanted to feel...
849
00:41:46,355 --> 00:41:48,321
safe and warm
850
00:41:48,697 --> 00:41:49,855
and loved.
851
00:41:55,383 --> 00:42:00,568
Meanwhile, Oscar Vibenius
embraced an obsession of his own.
852
00:42:00,924 --> 00:42:02,424
Capture: swsub.com
853
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:04,620
Sync: ¤AkaZab¤ & Toupack
854
00:42:06,923 --> 00:42:09,523
Chuck and her secret were in dang.
855
00:42:09,781 --> 00:42:13,268
And this time,
it wasn't so much about the telling
856
00:42:13,416 --> 00:42:14,682
as it was
857
00:42:14,938 --> 00:42:16,190
the smelling.
858
00:42:16,475 --> 00:42:18,361
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859
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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860
00:42:19,305 --> 00:43:19,784
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