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Previously, On Pushing Daisies...
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Young ned had a special gift.
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He could touch dead things
and bring them back to life.
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But he could only bring the dead back
to life for one minute.
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Any longer, and someone else had to die.
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And there was one more thing
he had to learn-- first touch, life.
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Second tou, dead again forever.
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But as young ned grew into the pie maker,
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this gift proved to be most useful in the untimely
death of his childhood sweetheart.?????
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Are you in love with her?
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You only got a minute.
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- I know.
- 60 seconds.
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I know.
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What if you didn't have to be dead?
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You can't touch me.
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So a kiss is out of the question?
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Chuck: you touch murder victims,
you ask who killed them.
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You touch them again, they go back to being dead,
and then you collect the reward?
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Ned: that's it in a nutshell.
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Today is my daddy's birthday.
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Do you know he would have been 60 today
if he were still alive?
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It's my fault chuck's father's dd.
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I should just tell her.
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Don't tell her.
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I can't keep lying to her.
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Chuck.
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I killed your dad.
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Pushing Daisies E01 P09
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It was like any day in play-doh village,
except today death came.
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Young ned enjoyed bringing play-doh death
to play-doh people.
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He did not yet realize he could bring
real death to real people.
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Young chuck was 8 years, 42 weeks, 3 hours,
and 2 minutes old and about to become an orphan.
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Her father washed off the grit
from a hard day conquering villages.
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He wasn't just a star in her life.
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He was a pocket universe full of stars.
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Ned and his mother waited with chuck
for her aunts lily and vivian to arrive.
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Chuck would later remember ned being very quiet,
staring at his mother as if staring at a ghost.
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Only ned knew his mother had
already been dead once that day.
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There but for the grace of god.
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Only ned knew that he had touched her back to life
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and, one minute later, chuck's father died.
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It had seemed to ned a strange coincidence,
a strange, troubling coincidence.
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Chuck would remember ned didn't look at her.
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She would remember vivian,
who didn't like to touch anyone,
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was the first to embrace her,
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and she would remember lily,
who had no problem with touch at all,
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couldn't bring herself within reach,
not right away.
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Later that night, chuck would remember
ned ringing the doorbell just after bedtime
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and lily telling her...
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Something happened.
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Another something happened?
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His mother died.
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It wasn't until lily hugged young ned
after learning of his mother's passing
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that she took chuck in her arms.
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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
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It was no less difficult for chuck to let go of ned
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when his father whisked him away to be
abandoned at the longborough school for boys.
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Ned!
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Ned!
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Narrator: chuck would never see him again,
not for as long as she lived.
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Ned...
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Ned: chuck!
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Narrator: it's 20 years,
2 months, 3 weeks, 2 days, 5 hours,
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and 54 minutes later, but this winter...
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Ned: chuck!
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There's an unpleasant chill in the air.
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After learning her father died
because the pie maker brought his mother back to life,
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Chuck disappeared into the night.
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Chuck!
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Chuck!
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Chuck!
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Chuck!
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Chuck!
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Chuck!
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Stop squawking, you twit!
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Narrator: the pie maker considered
the places to find chuck...
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Chuck!
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The places she'd run, the places she called home.
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Vivian: who is it?
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It's, uh, ned, the, uh, pie maker.
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All this fuss about global warming.
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Can't happen soon enough, if you ask me.
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Why is it so cold in here?
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Charlotte used to light the furnace.
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The thought of outliving her seemed so unlikely,
we never bothered to learn how to do it.
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So it hasn't mysteriously lit itself,
because, clearly, it's very cold.
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Clearly.
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Wouldn't it be lovely if chaotot's ghost
returned to light the furnace?
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Would you like me to light the furnace?
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On the subject of charlotte's ghost,
if you sense her presence in any way --
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when you say "presence...
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" if you think you see her out of the corner of
your eye or hear strange noises in your room
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or find suspicious footprints in the snow.
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Should we be expecting this presence?
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Because you're being kind of urgent over there.
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Oh, god, no.
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I'm just, uh, thawing, but if you were
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I saw charlotte once after she died.
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Then i blinked, and she s gone.
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It was...
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Unpleasant, that trick my mind played on me.
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And it's unpleasant of you to come here
picking scabs in the middle of the night.
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I didn't mean to pick.
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Thank you very much for lighting our furnace
so charlotte's ghost wouldn't have to.
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Am i leaving?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Hiya.
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Did you come by to get digby?
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No.
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Have you seen chuck?
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Not since the chorus of slamming doors
last night that woke me from a dead sleep.
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Oh, did we get loud?
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Oh, you were very loud.
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After all the commotion,
i peeped my peeper out the peephole,
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saw her getting on the elevator
and you taking the stairs.
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I take it you didn't catch her?
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The elevator's fast, and those stairs were slippery.
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I also heard you walking the streets,
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moaning her name like something out of a tennessee williams.
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It may be romantic, but it's not dignified.
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I don't know where she is, olive.
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Maybe she doesn't want you to know.
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Now go clean yourself up.
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You look like crap.
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Narrator: it was hard for olive snook to
close the door on the pie maker's breaking heart.
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Are you gonna tell me what he did?
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- Did he beat you?
- No.
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- Did he look like he wanted to beat you?
- Olive.
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Is it over, you and him?
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No, i don't know.
I'm just digesting.
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Well, i guess you can stay here till
you've passed whatever it is you're digesting.
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Thank you, and please don't tell him where i am.
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Hey, digby.
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Did you shave his bum?
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No, he must have got it caught in the vacuum.
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Did the vacuum take a bite out of you?
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Look, i know this is none of my business,
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but i have so many questions tugging at
my tongue as to why you faked your death,
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and i've just felt like i needed to
respect your privacy on this issue.
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I appreciate that.
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But i am not gonna respect your privacy right now.
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Why did you fake your death?
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Is this an insurance scam?
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Are you and the pie maker in some kind of cahoots together?
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I died.
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And he brought me back to life.
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Cahoots enough for you?
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If you don't want to tell me, just say so.
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I was just curious if you were fighting over
the cahoots or something more...
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Personal.
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More personal than cahoots-related.
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Can we go back to the "respecting my privacy" thing?
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Yeah, sure.
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I'm going to your aunts' later.
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Now that you're avoiding ned,
i guess you won't be making them a pie.
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You want me to grab one off the rack?
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Would you mind terribly making it from scratch?
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They like it a certain way.
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Well, whatever way you've been
making them is doing the trick.
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The mermaids are swimming.
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They're back in the water?
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Vivian told me.
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Lily doesn't want me to know.
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Thinks i'll gloat.
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So i'm pretending not to.
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I'm pretending not to know a lot these days.
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Pear with gruyèRe baked into the crust?
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Mm-hmm, and i add extra vanilla.
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It's my secret ingredient.
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Lily loves vanilla.
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You got it.
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Narrator: but chuck's secret ingredient wasn't vanilla.
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It was an herbal mood enhancer.
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Olive snook had been delivering enhanced pies for weeks,
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not realizing she was a homeopathic-drug mule.
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Not very strong vanilla.
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I told her i killed her father.
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She asked you if you killed her dad?
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Did she ask you that?
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Did them words come out of her mouth?
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No.
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We were talking about phantom limbs,
and i blurted it out.
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It was like word vomit.
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Then you slipped in that word vomit and fell on youass,
and now you're covered in word vomit.
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Dead girl could be out there
all grudgy grudge with a beef to pick.
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"hello, evening news.
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"i'm lonely tourist charlotte charles.
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I just crawled out of my grave, and here's how.
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I'm having difficulty breathing.
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What kind of state is she in?
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A bad state.
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She just up and left,
and now she's all alone in the cold, cold world.
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Sound like she want to be out alone in the cold, cold world,
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so don't go tracking her down,
reminding her why she's mad at you.
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Then she really will go to the evening news.
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That's what i said, except for the evening-news part,
which i don't understand.
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We're talking about chuck, aren't we?
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We're talking about chuck -- me and him.
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I don't know what the hell you talking about
'cause this don't concern you.
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Dead girl's got to work out
whatever she needs to work out,
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but you can't go dropping the "i killed your dad"
bomb and expect happy golightly.
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I've got a "here's what you should do.
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" leave her be, and while you leaving her be,
there's somebody i need you to talk to.
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Narrator: the facts were these --
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an adjuster for uber-life life insurance,
one victor narramore,
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was 46 years, 11 weeks, 5 days,
17 hours, and 3 minutes old
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when his body was scooped up by a snowplow
on the 200 block of oak street.
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Unsettled by this particular new year's tiding,
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oak street homeowners association offered
a reward to find victor narramore's killer
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Anybody ever ask you why you wear that sweater?
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My niece gave me this sweater last christmas.
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That thing's uglier than a chipmunk's ass.
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He means the sweater, not your niece.
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Why would somebody give somebody
a christmas sweater for christmas?
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You can only wear it that day.
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He means should only wear it that day.
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Yeah.
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Either you got to take off
what you got on to put it on
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or you got to wait another year
for the next holiday season.
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Why are you going toe-to-toe with me on fashion?
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Only thing i want to hear from your peeper is,
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"happy holidays," and, "here's your rent.
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" happy holidays!
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Here's your rent.
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Feels light.
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You just stronger than you think.
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I can't move.
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Ned: you're frozen solid.
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Hmm, so there is such a thing
as a snowball's chance in hell.
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You're not in hell, mr.Narramore.
Shoule you be?
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Oh, no. No, no, no, of course not.
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Well, it really depends on
who you're talking to.
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Who am i talking to?
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Angels of justice.
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Oh, then i am in hell, aren't i?
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Who killed you, mr.Narramore?
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I don't know who killed me,
but i do know how they killed me.
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Narrator: after a long day at the office,
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victor narramore was walking to his car
when he heard someone approaching rapidly from behind.
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Victor narramore didn't see who killed him,
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but he did see how he was killed,
and he was, in fact, killed with kindness.
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You were killed with kindness?
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Not the sentiment, which would have been lovely,
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but the word, which was scratched
into the business end of a baseball bat.
247
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Somewhere between kindness and the morgue,
248
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somebody turned you into a corpsicle,
and you got scooped up by a snowplow.
249
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No idea why somebody wowould nt to kill you?
250
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Well, i am an insurance adjuster.
251
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We're more hated than parking enforcement.
252
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How come?
253
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It's my job to quantify people's lives and decide
if they deserve a new organ.
254
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No one wants to be told
if they should live or die.
255
00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,940
Hey, do i get to live now?
256
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No.
257
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:43,190
Now i got to make a list of people
who wanted to get an organ
258
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but were turned down by victor narramore.
259
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Narrator: but the pie maker didn't care about
victor narramore and his unattainable organs.
260
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He only cared about chuck, out there,
alone in the cold, cold world.
261
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But what he didn't know was
that she wasn't alone at all.
262
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Ned?
263
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Not ned.
264
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,260
In winter, everything is dampened and hushed --
265
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sounds and smells -- but not you,
girl who smells like honey and death.
266
00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:27,990
Hello, oscar.
267
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I hope your bees are surviving the chill.
268
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Seem to be.
269
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That explains the honey but not the death.
270
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I'm cold.
271
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I'm going in.
272
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Thank you.
273
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This will keep you warm.
274
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My sweater.
275
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It's clean, if that's
what you're worrying about.
276
00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:44,750
In fact, it's very clean.
277
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:49,840
I collected every last bit of anything
that wasn't cashmere, even a little sample of your hair.
278
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,440
All right, this is making me very uncomfortab.
279
00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:57,540
E you mean up on a rooftop with a near stranger
who's waxing on about collecting your hair?
280
00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:58,680
Yes.
281
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,100
Wait, did you shave digby's bum?
282
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,390
What is with you and that dog?
283
00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:05,340
You both have the same scent.
284
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,090
You did shave digby's bum.
285
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,840
Which reminds me,
286
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,000
could i please have a larger sample of your hair?
287
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,520
Why? What are you gonna do with it?
288
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,110
Stuff it in my pillow.
289
00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:19,010
Human hair is much softer than down.
290
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,440
I'm teasing you.
291
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:29,580
I'm just curious -- huh --
why you and that dog aren't like anyone else.
292
00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:37,070
Hair can be so telling about so many things.
293
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,600
Unless you already know
what the hair knows and want to tell me.
294
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,530
My hair doesn't know anything.
295
00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:43,970
Maybe it's you.
296
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,730
People smell strange smells all the time.
297
00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:46,950
They don't even exist.
298
00:14:46,950 --> 00:14:51,410
Are you suggesting i have a neurologic disorder
that's affecting my olfactory glands?
299
00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:53,360
You do spend a lot of time in the sewer.
300
00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:57,020
???????
301
00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:59,160
Some of us belong underground.
302
00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:01,820
You can't have any of my hair.
303
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:06,220
Then i guess the dog's ass shavings will have to do.
304
00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:15,590
Bees -- the ancient egyptians believed
they were inexorably entwined with death.
305
00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:20,670
They used honey to mummify their dead and
left jars of it in the tombs for food in the afterlife.
306
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,520
You know a lot about bees.
307
00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:25,800
And i suspect you know a lot about death.
308
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:46,000
Boy, it's cold.
309
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,070
You know...
310
00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:52,680
You could use a witch's bosom as
a hot-water bottle on a day like today.
311
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,090
Any sign of chuck?
312
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,860
And how are you today, olive?
313
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I'm fine.
314
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:01,100
Thanks for asking, ned.
315
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:03,180
That was a funny joke about the witch's bosom, olive.
316
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,170
Well, thanks, ned.
317
00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:07,860
And i appreciate you using the word "bosom.
318
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:09,280
" why, ned?
319
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,600
'Cause it's less offensive than other words?
320
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,480
No, i just simply like the word "bosom.
321
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,250
" i say it to myself all the time.
322
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,690
Bosom, bosom, bosom.
323
00:16:15,690 --> 00:16:17,140
I just can't help myself.
324
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:18,370
I'm a bosom-oholic.
325
00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:19,150
Are you done?
326
00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:20,290
Think so.
327
00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:21,910
You promise you don't know where she is?
328
00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:22,910
Why would i know where she is?
329
00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:25,410
Because i keep going over it in my mind,
and chuck doesn't know many people,
330
00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:27,310
and you're not one of the many people chuck doesn't know.
331
00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:28,330
Haveou slept at all?
332
00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:29,620
Did you know you have a tell when you lie?
333
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:30,160
Do i?
334
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,190
You answer questions with questions.
335
00:16:32,330 --> 00:16:34,850
Maybe i know i have a tell,
and i know you know i have a tell,
336
00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:37,960
and i'm doing it now to confuse you
cause you don't know what tell i'm telling.
337
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,480
But why would you go through the trouble of
answering questions with questions
338
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,380
and pretending to lie
if you really don't know where she is?
339
00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:45,440
Can you tell me?
340
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,660
Victor narramore turned down
15 people for organ transplants.
341
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:57,620
Of those 15 people, 3 are viable persons of interest.
342
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,710
Why only 3 viable?
343
00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:00,840
Because 12 are not viab.
344
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,910
Yeah, one of those viable persons of interest
lives in the 200 block on oak street,
345
00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:08,600
named abner newsome.
346
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:12,090
Got turned down for a new heart a year ago by victor narramore.
347
00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:13,510
Is abner newsome still alive?
348
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,980
Hence "viable.
349
00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:17,540
" i should stay here and wait for chuck, just in case.
350
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:19,450
Oh, you don't want to talk to a sick kid.
351
00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:20,440
No, i understand.
352
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,660
It's a hard, sad life.
353
00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,980
Are you really trying to make me feel guilty
when i'm this depressed?
354
00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:26,190
I'm trying to get you out of your depression.
355
00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:28,390
You don't need me to talk to the living.
356
00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:30,130
Suit yourself.
357
00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:33,040
But dead girl don't need you, either.
358
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:37,490
You're the last person in the world she wants to talk to,
which is why she ain't here.
359
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:56,780
Before i head out,
i want you to take a mental picture of me,
360
00:17:56,780 --> 00:18:01,090
your friend olive, who's here with digby,
a snapshot of loyal friends.
361
00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:02,390
Thank you.
362
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,410
Did you take your picture?
363
00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:06,660
Yes.
364
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:10,760
Oh, look, it's ned.
365
00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:11,970
Did you shave digby's
366
00:18:11,970 --> 00:18:13,140
we don't know how that happened.
367
00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:14,470
Okay, see ya.
368
00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:23,900
Been lookin'.
369
00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:25,890
Been hiding.
370
00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:28,530
How much does olive know?
371
00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:29,770
Don't worry about what olive knows.
372
00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:31,200
Even if i told her the truth,
373
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:34,400
that i died and you brought me back to life,
she wouldn't believe me.
374
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,280
You don't know that.
375
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,990
Yeye i do, 'cause i told her,
and she wouldn't believe me.
376
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,060
Why would you do that?
377
00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:40,580
Because i needed to tell somebody the truth,
even if they didn't believe me.
378
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:43,960
I wanted to tell someone the truth about
who i am and what had happened to me...
379
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,280
And what you did to my dad.
380
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,480
Can't we keep the truth between you and me?
381
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,580
It's hard to keep the truth between you
and me when i can't look at you.
382
00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:59,190
I remember that night when you came over
after dad had died, and...
383
00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:02,170
You wouldn't look at me.
384
00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:03,420
Chuck, please.
385
00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:05,530
Do you know that no one could tell me how he died?
386
00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:10,410
I thought was the fickle finger of fate,
but it wasn't the fickle finger of fate.
387
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,060
It was your fickle finger.
388
00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:15,160
That one right there.
389
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,390
I didn't mean my finger to be fickle.
390
00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:17,540
I didn't know what it would do.
391
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:19,040
I know. I've rationalized the whole thing.
392
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,340
It was like you were playing with a gun,
393
00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:22,570
and it accidentally went off
and it killed my dad.
394
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:25,940
Like that, except there's no gun
and i wasn't playing.
395
00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:27,740
My mom died...
396
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:33,450
And, yeah, i'm the kid who killed your dad,
and i hate that.
397
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:36,320
I hate that, too.
398
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,660
But do you hate me?
399
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,520
I have to hate you a little just for a little while.
400
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:43,400
And i can't do that if you're still here.
401
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,530
I don't want you to hate me.
402
00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:45,320
I should stay.
403
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,080
If you stay, i'll just end up hating you more.
404
00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:50,590
Just go.
405
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:57,440
Narrator: chuck considered how much
easier circumstances would be ...
406
00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:02,010
if she had someone to talk to who wasn't the pie maker
407
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:07,720
Someone who might believe her secrets if she told them...
408
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:13,220
Someone else who belonged underground.
409
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,380
Hot on the trail of an ice-cold killer,
410
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:28,990
Mr.Cod paid a visit to the third of his three persons of interest
in the murder of uber-life life insurance adjuster victor narramore.
411
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:33,420
The facts were these -- abner newsome was a happy child...
412
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:36,540
For the first 34 seconds of his life,
413
00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:41,520
whereupon it was discovered that he suffered
from a debilitating heart condition.
414
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,590
As the single mother of a sickly, surly child,
415
00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:49,880
emma newsome was a raw nerve,
her son would often peel like a potato.
416
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,070
When i saw you coming up the block,
417
00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:53,040
i thought you might be from the wish-a-wish foundation
418
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:57,180
or some other charity or a celebrity
or a celebrity representing a charity.
419
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:58,360
That's nice.
420
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:01,050
It's nice for your son to know
there are people that care.
421
00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:02,110
Yeah, caring is great.
422
00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:02,850
Love the caring.
423
00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:04,200
Know what would be even better?
424
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,250
Not dying.
425
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,370
Abner, this is emerson cox.
426
00:21:07,370 --> 00:21:09,330
- He's investigating a crime.
- It's "cod.
427
00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:11,860
" i heard on the news that
that narramore guy got whacked.
428
00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:15,680
He turned me down for a good heart once,
so he can pretty much suck it, i think.
429
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,310
You don't seem too bereft at his passing.
430
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:19,430
I'm not, not at all.
431
00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:20,120
Abner.
432
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:23,110
Oh, please, tell me i'm a suspect. Awesome.
433
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:25,200
'Cause -- 'cause you know what i did first?
434
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,370
I took a magic potion that made
the tissue-paper sack i call my heart work,
435
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:32,250
then i stepped on his neck with the soggy,
atrophied breadsticks that used to be my legs.
436
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,350
My son is very sick, mr.Cox.
437
00:21:34,350 --> 00:21:37,840
It's "cod," and, uh, i can see that.
438
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,200
If you're not here to grant us a wish
or give us some free merchandise,
439
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,140
then i think you should leave.
440
00:21:45,890 --> 00:21:49,470
Don't let the door hit you on your big,
oxygenated, blood-filled ass on the way out.
441
00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:50,670
You pushing it.
442
00:21:50,670 --> 00:21:52,620
If i piss you off, you gonna sneeze and kill me?
443
00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:53,770
Have a nice day!
444
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,950
If you have any more questions,
i'll be right here...
445
00:21:56,410 --> 00:21:59,650
Or slumped in a pile on the floor.
446
00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:05,980
Good boy. Good boy!
447
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:10,200
Hey, why don't you leave a present up
there on the porch for them, too.
448
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,990
Everybody around here got an attitude.
449
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:33,000
Narrator: having followed the frozen stiff
from abner newsome's house to the morgue,
450
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,090
emerson cod grewoncerned.
451
00:22:35,090 --> 00:22:36,520
I'm concerned.
452
00:22:36,670 --> 00:22:37,730
About chuck?
453
00:22:37,730 --> 00:22:40,200
About you and your mooning over dead girl.
454
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,380
You got to pull yourself together.
455
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:43,000
We got a corpsicle to question.
456
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,000
Yeah.
457
00:22:52,650 --> 00:22:53,500
Freezer burn.
458
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:54,260
Go ahead.
459
00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:58,780
Bill richter,uber-life life insurance.
460
00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:01,490
If you've got big problems,we've got bigger solutions.
461
00:23:01,490 --> 00:23:02,820
That's life,uber-life.
462
00:23:02,820 --> 00:23:04,690
Another uber-life insurance agent.
463
00:23:04,690 --> 00:23:06,750
Actually,i prefer insurance adjuster.
464
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,190
It's my job to assess damage.
465
00:23:08,190 --> 00:23:09,880
Maybe it's time for a self-assessment.
466
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,410
Oh,this.
467
00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:13,780
Guess at's what happens when you're smacked with a bat.
468
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,050
Any idea who smacked you?
469
00:23:15,050 --> 00:23:16,660
No,but you might want to ask kevin.
470
00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:17,270
Kevin?
Kevin?
471
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:18,320
Kevin vanden eykel.
472
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,290
We carpool.
473
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:23,300
Yeah,we'd just left the others and headed for my car,where i was fumbling for my keys,when,
474
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,540
all of a sudden,i hear him scream,"watch out!
475
00:23:25,710 --> 00:23:27,370
" next thing you know,here i am.
476
00:23:27,650 --> 00:23:28,270
Where am i?
477
00:23:28,270 --> 00:23:30,450
You're,um,in the morgue.
478
00:23:30,740 --> 00:23:33,380
If i'm dead,why are you the one with the long face?
479
00:23:34,110 --> 00:23:35,410
Let me guess.Girl problem?
480
00:23:35,410 --> 00:23:36,270
Hell no.
481
00:23:36,270 --> 00:23:36,880
Hell yes.
482
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,060
I could see it in his eyes.What's her name?
483
00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:41,560
I call her chuck,but that's not her real name.
484
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,230
It's actually kind of a funny story.
485
00:23:43,230 --> 00:23:45,970
Would you ask this fool how he ended up in a snowman?
486
00:23:45,970 --> 00:23:48,380
Sorry,i can't talk about this right now.
487
00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:50,340
That's okay.It'll come when you're ready.
488
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:52,860
Till then,chin up,big guy.
489
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,460
I'm sorry.
490
00:23:55,460 --> 00:24:00,200
I thought i'd pulled it together,and then i came apart.
491
00:24:00,350 --> 00:24:02,660
Well,your coming apart pulled apart this case.
492
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,140
We still don't know a damn thing about this killer.
493
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:08,280
We don't,but kevin vanden eykel might.
494
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,730
Are you kevin vanden eykel?
495
00:24:14,860 --> 00:24:15,600
Nope.
496
00:24:15,910 --> 00:24:16,880
Steve kaiser.
497
00:24:17,070 --> 00:24:18,910
I've been covering kevin's cases since he went missing.
498
00:24:18,910 --> 00:24:19,930
When did he go missing?
499
00:24:19,930 --> 00:24:21,970
Same night as bill richter and victor narramore.
500
00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:25,830
In all probability,he's dead like them.
501
00:24:25,830 --> 00:24:29,290
Of course,the company's not gonna pay off on his policy until the police find a body,
502
00:24:29,290 --> 00:24:31,600
so his wife's been struggling to keep her head above water.
503
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:35,320
I'm surprised they didn't just cancel her insurance and put the final nail in her coffin.
504
00:24:35,630 --> 00:24:37,840
Sounds like you don't approve of how things are done around here.
505
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,050
Who'd you say you work for,again?
506
00:24:39,050 --> 00:24:40,780
We didn't.
I'm a private investigator.
507
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:41,750
This is my associate.
508
00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:43,160
Then i think i've said enough.
509
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:44,300
If you gentlemen willuse me...
510
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:44,960
Hold on.
511
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,710
Bill richter's body was found in the front yard of a b yamed abner newsome.
512
00:24:47,710 --> 00:24:49,450
All we're trying to do is find out why.
513
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,940
From whawe can gather,abner applied to uber-life several times.
514
00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:53,550
Was bill working on abner's case?
515
00:24:58,820 --> 00:25:02,650
Bill,victor,and kevin all rejected abner for a heart transplant.
516
00:25:02,650 --> 00:25:05,430
That's something we in the private-eye business like to call "a pattern.
517
00:25:05,780 --> 00:25:06,580
" let's go.
518
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:08,300
Asses.
519
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:09,730
Excuse me?
520
00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:12,290
I'm talking about the suits who run this place.
521
00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:13,250
Good god.
522
00:25:13,460 --> 00:25:16,550
How many people have to pay the price before that boy finally gets a heart?
523
00:25:16,550 --> 00:25:18,170
Why don't you just approve his application?
524
00:25:18,170 --> 00:25:19,570
Because i'll lose my job.
525
00:25:20,110 --> 00:25:21,130
Besides,it's not up to me.
526
00:25:21,130 --> 00:25:23,730
It's up to the numbers,and his number's almost up.
527
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,710
Low survival odds plus exorbitant transplant costs equals bad business,
528
00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:28,930
and that's the bottom line around here.
529
00:25:28,930 --> 00:25:33,930
Hell,if this place has taught me anything,it's people are expendable.
530
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:54,830
I got your invitation.
531
00:25:54,830 --> 00:25:55,950
I'm glad you came.
532
00:25:57,450 --> 00:25:58,860
I was scared a little bit.
533
00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:04,030
chuck felt alive holding the dark secret of her death so close to the light of day.
534
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,300
I have a hypothesis.
535
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:06,600
Hypothesize.
536
00:26:08,410 --> 00:26:12,090
A cell starved for oxygen,as in death,is marked.
537
00:26:12,350 --> 00:26:17,420
Even after the life returns,the signature of the shock to the system remains.
538
00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:18,160
How?
539
00:26:18,830 --> 00:26:24,250
There's always the slightest whiff of ozone,like the fading memory of a dream.
540
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,390
Do i smell of ozone?
541
00:26:25,390 --> 00:26:26,530
Your dog does.
542
00:26:26,530 --> 00:26:27,890
Did he die and come back?
543
00:26:29,430 --> 00:26:30,590
That would be impossible.
544
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,470
People come back every day.
545
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:37,960
They fall into frozen lakes,have heart attacks,their lungs collapse.
546
00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:41,150
Then someone pulls them back from the edge.
547
00:26:41,150 --> 00:26:42,900
I think i'd know if digby died.
548
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:46,710
Maybe you didn't notice because you were dying,too.
549
00:26:49,770 --> 00:26:53,600
That's pure conjecture,based solely on the hair of a d's behind.
550
00:26:54,250 --> 00:27:00,130
chuck could feel her truth stepping out of the shadows,warming its toes in the sunshine,
551
00:27:00,130 --> 00:27:02,650
and the man from the sewer could sense it.
552
00:27:02,650 --> 00:27:05,630
It can be so exhausting carrying a secret.
553
00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:08,720
I need a pair of scissors.
554
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,350
Tell me my secret.
555
00:27:40,030 --> 00:27:44,850
anticipating the arrival of a third body,emerson cod and the pie maker returned to
556
00:27:44,850 --> 00:27:46,650
the house of the heartless boy.
557
00:27:46,650 --> 00:27:49,730
Ma'am,the two insurance adjusters that died were both linked to your boy.
558
00:27:49,730 --> 00:27:52,730
We have reason to believe a third body's gonna show up on your lawn sometime soon.
559
00:27:52,730 --> 00:27:53,640
That's not good.
560
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:54,950
Oh,no,that's real good.
561
00:27:54,950 --> 00:27:59,160
'Cause this time,we're gonna be waiting outside to catch the iceman when he cometh.
562
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,200
thank goodness.
563
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,940
A boy with a heart like abner's doesn't need any more stress.
564
00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:06,110
Mr.Cod,this is madeleine mclean.
565
00:28:06,110 --> 00:28:08,460
She's a wish-a-wisher from the wish-a-wish foundation.
566
00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:09,640
And this is bobo.
567
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,280
A bonobo.
568
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,750
I love a man who knows his monkeys.
569
00:28:12,970 --> 00:28:15,370
The bonobo is the gentlest of primates.
570
00:28:15,370 --> 00:28:16,780
They're great with sick children.
571
00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:18,650
That's why i'm giving him to abner.
572
00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:20,520
Were you wishing for a cuddle?
573
00:28:21,850 --> 00:28:25,860
Actually,i was wishing for a butter knife so i could pop out its heart and use it as my own.
574
00:28:25,860 --> 00:28:26,510
Oh,okay.
575
00:28:26,510 --> 00:28:27,230
N-no monkey.
576
00:28:27,230 --> 00:28:28,080
Bobo.
577
00:28:28,510 --> 00:28:31,040
How about tickets to medieval times?
578
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:36,800
See,on the list of things i'd like,cuddling a monkey and going to medieval times are right next to constipation and diphtheria.
579
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,590
There must be some wish-a-wish wish you wish for.
580
00:28:39,590 --> 00:28:41,830
Yeah,i wish you'd all just go away.
581
00:28:41,990 --> 00:28:42,900
All righty,then.
582
00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:45,810
I apologize for abner,but he's been feeling very sick lately.
583
00:28:45,810 --> 00:28:47,370
I think he just wants to be alone.
584
00:28:47,370 --> 00:28:50,580
Yeah,we'll be,uh,outside watching over you both tonight.
585
00:28:58,100 --> 00:29:01,880
the only person with any real motive is abner's mom,but,hell,that's just cold stupid.
586
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:02,660
Right.
587
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,860
What kind of killer leaves her victims in her own lawn?
588
00:29:05,970 --> 00:29:08,160
We sit here long enough,we'll find out.
589
00:29:11,770 --> 00:29:13,580
Would you quit wiggle-warting?
590
00:29:13,580 --> 00:29:15,810
You're steaming up the windows and giving the neighbors the wrong idea.
591
00:29:15,810 --> 00:29:16,570
I can't help it.
592
00:29:16,570 --> 00:29:17,720
My body's staked out here.
593
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,510
My mind's staked out where she is,wherever that is.
594
00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:22,920
Oh,i know you ain't gonna start talking about dead girl on our stakeout.
595
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,110
What do you think chahaes are of getting her back?
596
00:29:25,310 --> 00:29:27,790
Do i look like a damn ouija board to you?
597
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,870
What if steve kaiser was right,
598
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:35,260
and life just adds up to one big calculation where you take all the good you've ever done and subtract all the bad?
599
00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:37,380
After what i've done...
600
00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:41,090
What if chuck and i don't add up?
601
00:29:41,090 --> 00:29:42,250
Oh,you add up...
602
00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:43,810
To zero.
603
00:29:43,930 --> 00:29:44,960
Zero?
604
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,600
As in zero interest in discussing it.
605
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,900
You don't understand.
606
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:53,550
Oh,i understand better than you think.
607
00:29:54,570 --> 00:29:57,300
You feel like you -- like you messed up,
608
00:29:57,780 --> 00:30:00,780
like you just lost the only person who ever meant anything to you.
609
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,500
Part of you feels like it's for the best,
610
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,930
and like maybe you never even deserved her in the first place.
611
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:11,330
O-kay,maybe you understand,but there's something i can do to get chuck back.
612
00:30:11,330 --> 00:30:13,870
I can give her back her father,if only to say goodbye.
613
00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:19,440
The relationship between a father and his daughter is tenuous.
614
00:30:20,730 --> 00:30:21,870
It's very fragile.
615
00:30:22,230 --> 00:30:25,370
It could take a lifetime to sort out all the issues there.
616
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:28,670
And,what?You think you can just "happily ever after" it after one minute?
617
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,690
Man,you a dreamer.
618
00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:32,120
And you're a cynic.
619
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,630
I'm a father.
620
00:30:34,510 --> 00:30:35,730
As in a priest?
621
00:30:35,730 --> 00:30:38,900
As in a man with a daughter.
622
00:30:39,540 --> 00:30:40,650
You have a daughter?Where is she?
623
00:30:40,650 --> 00:30:42,200
Why don't you ever --
624
00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:44,210
Scratching an itch only makes it itchier.
625
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:48,220
This is my itch,and i sure as hell don't want you scratching it,understood?
626
00:30:48,220 --> 00:30:48,960
Understood.
627
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:49,960
No more scratching.
628
00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:51,640
My itches or yours.
629
00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:55,310
Good.
630
00:30:55,310 --> 00:30:57,790
emerson cod focused back on the case,
631
00:30:57,790 --> 00:31:02,070
little knowing someone else was focused on emerson and the pie maker.
632
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,810
Emerson!Wake up!
633
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:38,700
Emerson,come on.
634
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:39,870
Come on.
635
00:31:41,710 --> 00:31:43,940
It feels like my head is gonna split in two.
636
00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:45,230
It's carbon-monoxide poisoning.
637
00:31:45,230 --> 00:31:46,950
Someone put a potato in our tail pipe.
638
00:31:48,090 --> 00:31:48,840
Oh,lord.
639
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,030
Please tell me i ain't dead.
640
00:31:50,030 --> 00:31:50,640
You're not dead.
641
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,950
And i can be not dead for longer than a minute?
642
00:31:51,950 --> 00:31:52,930
There are no minutes involved.
643
00:31:52,930 --> 00:31:56,340
You will continue to be not dead until you're dead,but i've never undeaded you at any point.
644
00:31:56,340 --> 00:31:57,230
Good.
645
00:31:57,670 --> 00:32:00,650
You may be dying from breathing a poisonous gas,but dead -- no.
646
00:32:00,650 --> 00:32:01,460
No.
647
00:32:02,150 --> 00:32:03,160
Oh,hell.
648
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:08,710
realizing their lives were still lives,the pie maker and the private investigator could not
649
00:32:08,710 --> 00:32:13,130
say the same for the body surely frozen in the freshly made snowman.
650
00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:14,810
See?I used to love snowmen.
651
00:32:19,830 --> 00:32:24,250
the darling mermaid darlings overcame their incapacitating social phobias
652
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:27,260
with the help of chuck's mood-enhancing pies.
653
00:32:27,260 --> 00:32:31,270
But unbeknownst to all,this latest pie wasn't just dosed.
654
00:32:31,370 --> 00:32:32,370
It was overdosed.
655
00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:34,670
I have been craving this pie all day.
656
00:32:34,670 --> 00:32:36,160
that's not what i've been doing all day.
657
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,420
We're making costumes for our next tour.
658
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,210
If we have a next tour.
659
00:32:47,690 --> 00:32:48,630
None for me,thanks.
660
00:32:48,630 --> 00:32:49,430
I don't like vanilla.
661
00:32:49,430 --> 00:32:51,580
I didn't ask either of you if you wanted pie.
662
00:32:51,580 --> 00:32:52,990
I'm in training.
663
00:32:52,990 --> 00:32:57,760
the aunts had begun to hope again,which left olive with one simple wish.
664
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,050
I sure wish charlotte could see you like this.
665
00:33:00,050 --> 00:33:02,180
Maybe charlotte can see us like this.
666
00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:04,110
Evidently,her ghost is about.
667
00:33:04,390 --> 00:33:05,210
Really?
668
00:33:06,170 --> 00:33:07,380
Someone's seen her ghost?
669
00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:08,900
meanwhile...
670
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:14,620
Chuck considered the risk she'd taken by sharing her secret with the man from below the ground.
671
00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:19,560
She wondered what he would discover in the swath of brunette truth she had given up.
672
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,520
And then...
673
00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:22,970
Hello,chuck.
674
00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:24,240
You sneak up on people.
675
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,010
That could get you inadvertently bludgeoned with a rolling pin.
676
00:33:27,510 --> 00:33:30,660
I find a bludgeoning to be a unique sensory experience.
677
00:33:30,970 --> 00:33:34,310
I taste pennies and smell burnt toast.
678
00:33:36,630 --> 00:33:38,510
I came to return the hair.
My hair?
679
00:33:38,510 --> 00:33:40,060
It's a gesture of trust.
680
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:42,210
You know everything there is to tell about the hair.
681
00:33:42,590 --> 00:33:44,470
I'd rather hear about it from you.
682
00:33:44,470 --> 00:33:45,630
I think you want to tell me.
683
00:33:45,630 --> 00:33:50,620
in that moment,chuck realized her hate and sadness had begun to fall.
684
00:33:50,910 --> 00:33:56,670
There was only one person with whom she wished to share the burden of an impossible secret...
685
00:33:56,670 --> 00:33:58,010
Should have asked the hair while you had the chance.
686
00:33:58,010 --> 00:33:59,260
The pie maker.
687
00:34:01,450 --> 00:34:08,190
in bulgaria,we were en route to a competition when a band of gypsies stopped the train.
688
00:34:08,190 --> 00:34:13,600
They came through the cabin and stole one woman's watch and her soul.
689
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,090
They didn't take her soul.
690
00:34:15,190 --> 00:34:17,560
Well,she was ornery and vacant after they left.
691
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,300
Because they took her watch!
692
00:34:20,370 --> 00:34:22,780
I can't imagine the adventures you've been on.
693
00:34:23,050 --> 00:34:24,450
Oh,my,lily.
694
00:34:24,550 --> 00:34:26,680
Did you eat t-the whole pie?
695
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,430
Are you feeling all right?
696
00:34:46,570 --> 00:34:48,190
What did you put in that pie?
697
00:34:48,190 --> 00:34:49,210
Just vanilla.
698
00:34:49,410 --> 00:34:52,500
Oh,there's no vanilla in that pie.
699
00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:58,900
as olive wondered what exactly she did put in lily and vivian's pie,emerson cod,
700
00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:02,910
private investigator,drew an intriguing conclusion.
701
00:35:02,910 --> 00:35:07,670
We are giant,enmomo idiots,and don't you say "ginormous," 'cause that ain't a word.
702
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,470
Whoever plugged our tail pipe waited for us to pass out and then put the body in the lawn.
703
00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:14,030
Mrs.Newsome was peeling potatoes yesterday.
704
00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:15,510
Maybe we were wrong about her.
705
00:35:15,510 --> 00:35:19,820
Yeah,maybe she has gone all blood simple,hiding her victims all up in snowmen.
706
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,210
Kevin would know.
707
00:35:21,890 --> 00:35:23,160
Yeah,let's ask him.
708
00:35:26,210 --> 00:35:26,820
Or not.
709
00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:27,970
I'm not touching that.
710
00:35:28,350 --> 00:35:30,020
Fine with me.Let's talk to miss newsome.
711
00:35:36,430 --> 00:35:39,380
what happened?
the insurance company rejected abner again.
712
00:35:39,510 --> 00:35:40,850
Nice meeting everyone.
713
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,280
Now,if you'll pardon me,i'll be sucking pureed turkey through a straw while my organs putrefy,
714
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,710
but,hey,you enjoy yourselves.
715
00:35:46,710 --> 00:35:48,700
Do you know who it was who called from the insurance company?
716
00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:50,370
Why?
You want to send him a card,too?
717
00:35:50,370 --> 00:35:51,200
Send who a card?
718
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,240
Mr.Kaiser.
719
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:53,400
The wish-a-wish lady called.
720
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:58,020
After i told her about abner,she said she wanted to let mr.Kaiser know about her foundation.
721
00:35:58,020 --> 00:35:59,280
The wish-a-wish lady.
722
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:00,890
She's a kill-a-killer.
723
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:09,380
emerson cod and the pie maker arrived at uber-life life insurance in an attempt to find steve kaiser...
724
00:36:12,290 --> 00:36:13,280
What are the chances of that?
725
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,250
Before an act of kindness found him.
726
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:23,640
What are the odds of you having a daughter?
727
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,390
'Cause you've never actually mentioned her before.
728
00:36:25,390 --> 00:36:27,040
First off,you're like my grandfather.
729
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,300
You slow down when you talk,so stop talking.
730
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,280
Second off,when i said what i said,
731
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,610
it wasn't said in the "we need to talk more about this later" nd of way.
732
00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:36,100
It was said in the "i regret what i'm saying.
733
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:38,960
There must be a potato in the tail pipe" kind of way,so stop talking.
734
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,420
as emerson and the pie maker closed in on the killer wish maker,
735
00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:46,140
the wish maker had already found her next snowman.
736
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,450
Stupid frozen door.
737
00:36:54,630 --> 00:36:55,640
Oh,shoot.
738
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,420
A ding.
739
00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:08,270
I just didn't want you to think --
stop.
740
00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:09,430
I've been so focused on myself lately.
741
00:37:09,430 --> 00:37:10,940
Stop the car!
742
00:37:15,270 --> 00:37:17,950
I'm gonna need you to stop wildin' on the insurance adjuster,ma'am.
743
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:21,040
What if i have a gun,too?
744
00:37:21,550 --> 00:37:22,430
Oh,you don't have to do this.
745
00:37:22,430 --> 00:37:24,580
Madeleine,please put the gun and the bat down...
746
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:25,860
Or definitely the gun.
747
00:37:26,070 --> 00:37:26,970
Is that your wish?
748
00:37:26,970 --> 00:37:27,780
I'm sorry?
749
00:37:27,780 --> 00:37:29,570
Because granting wishes is my job.
750
00:37:29,570 --> 00:37:34,930
the facts were these -- madeleine mclean was a dream come true at the wish-a-wish foundation,
751
00:37:35,010 --> 00:37:39,540
where she provided succor with suckers,coaxed chuckles from colics.
752
00:37:41,350 --> 00:37:45,970
But she met her match in abner newsome,the little boy who lacked a heart.
753
00:37:45,970 --> 00:37:47,150
I'm maddy.
754
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:50,530
Why don't you tell me about your super-special self,sweetheart?
755
00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:52,520
That basket smells like old pus.
756
00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:57,780
and though she tried and tried...
757
00:37:59,420 --> 00:38:02,220
I said,"lap dance," not "tap dance.
758
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,270
" there must be something you wish for.
759
00:38:04,270 --> 00:38:07,600
Yeah,i wish those insurance-company jerks who keep rejecting me would drop dead.
760
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:12,130
Until she realized the boy without a heart wanted revenge.
761
00:38:12,130 --> 00:38:16,470
As madeleine mclean prepared to grant one last deadly desire,
762
00:38:16,470 --> 00:38:23,630
bobo the bonobo monkey had a wish of its own -- to play with a ball on a stick called the shifter.
763
00:38:29,620 --> 00:38:32,130
and so its wish was granted...
764
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:41,560
As was the wish of madeleine mclean,for,though her sanity was torn asunder by a boy named abner newsome
765
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:47,300
and her body was torn apart by a bonobo named bobo,her heart was still intact,
766
00:38:47,420 --> 00:38:55,870
which allowed her to grant one final wish,and that was for abner newsome to have a change of heart --
767
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,180
madeleine mclean's heart.
768
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:08,540
The pie maker came upon another heart in need of repair.
769
00:39:17,930 --> 00:39:18,770
Chuck?
770
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,940
There's no headstone for me yet.
771
00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:24,340
We wait a year.
772
00:39:25,350 --> 00:39:26,230
How did you know i was here?
773
00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:28,280
Because i've been everywhere else first.
774
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,000
Is "a little while" over yet?
775
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,980
Because i can't bear the thought of you hating me still.
776
00:39:34,870 --> 00:39:35,860
I feel better.
777
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,800
I have an idea.
778
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,150
No.
779
00:39:45,290 --> 00:39:46,440
I thought,for one minute --
780
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,500
i'm not gonna bring him back just so you can watch me kill him again.
781
00:39:49,630 --> 00:39:50,890
I can't do that to you.
782
00:39:51,870 --> 00:39:52,690
I won't.
783
00:39:52,690 --> 00:39:54,810
chuck wished things were different.
784
00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:56,660
She wished she knew her father.
785
00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:58,790
She wished she knew her mother.
786
00:39:58,790 --> 00:40:02,530
She wished the pie maker could comfort her by holding her close.
787
00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:07,800
Not all those wishes were meant to be,but one of them was.
788
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:11,230
I love the quiet on a snowy night.
789
00:40:12,490 --> 00:40:14,470
No,i feel fine.
790
00:40:14,470 --> 00:40:16,610
Much better now.
791
00:40:18,630 --> 00:40:19,240
Stop it.
792
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:21,070
You're the one who should be cold.
793
00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:25,470
Mm-mmm,that was good pie.
794
00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:31,520
When charlotte was young,after we moved in,she used to stand right --
795
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:35,720
right there where you're floating and watch the snow with me.
796
00:40:37,290 --> 00:40:43,070
At night,while she slept,i'd sneak into the backyard and make two snow angels.
797
00:40:44,090 --> 00:40:47,500
Shshnever said anything,and i'd always play dumb.
798
00:40:48,730 --> 00:40:50,770
She thought they were her parents.
799
00:40:51,730 --> 00:40:53,620
One was her father.
800
00:40:55,130 --> 00:40:57,020
The other one was me.
801
00:40:58,180 --> 00:40:59,060
You?
802
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,630
I'm charlotte's mother.
803
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000
804
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000
805
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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