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RICK:
Look, I'm not paying 70 [burps] smidgens

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for a [burps] broken
defraculator.

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That is multiphase quantum
resonator.

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- Well, does it defraculate?
- Fuck no.

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Then -- then -- then
it's a broken defraculator.

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Like you would even know dick
about fraculation!

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Your planet
just got cellphones,

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and the coverage
still sucks!

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RICK:
Yeah, yeah, and your species eat sulfur.

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So, let's say 60 smidgens.

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I tell you what --
I'll do you a favor.

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I'll throw in a fart.

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Hey, uh, Rick, um,
you think

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maybe I could get
something from this place,

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like a souvenir, like,
just to have --

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like, something cool,
you know?

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Not here, Morty.
We'll stop somewhere else.

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Because, you know, there's
always another pawn shop.

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MORTY:
Oh, okay. I just, um --

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you know, I thought that
robot over there

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looked pretty cool,
you know?

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Oh, it looks cool, huh?
That's why you want it?

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Yeah!
You know, I mean...

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it's different
from the stuff on Earth,

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and, you know, you take me
to all these crazy places

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across the galaxy,

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and, you know, I don't
really have anything to --

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to remember all those
trips by.

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It'd be kind of cool,
like a souvenir.

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You know, like, what if
you passed away

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or died
or something?

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I wouldn't even have anything
to remember

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all the cool stuff
we did, you know?

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Okay. 60 [burps]
for the resonator,

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and my grandson
wants the sex robot.

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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

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[ rhythmic creaking ]

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So, we're just going
to pretend this isn't happening?

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I'm not saying that's
a bad idea -- just asking.

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Rick, why would you
let Morty

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bring that
thing into our house?!

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I don't know.
What do you want from me?

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He thi-- he thou--
he thought it looked cool.

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You know what I mean?

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Whew!

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[ gulping ]

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Ahh. All right.

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Back to -- back to --
b-back upstairs.

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[ footsteps depart,
door closes in distance ]

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[ rhythmic creaking ]

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Well, I'm intervening.

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Intervening with
puberty?

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You'll turn him into
Ralph Fiennes in "Red Dragon."

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He's at that age.
Let's just be proud of him.

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Jesus. Did I really set
the bar that low?

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[ footsteps approach ]

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Um, Rick, could you
come with me, please --

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q-quickly?

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Okay, now if we hear squeaking,
we intervene.

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[ warbling ]

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Where's the sex robot,
Morty?

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That is Gwendolyn --
l-I mean, the robot!

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She started beeping, transformed
and tried to fly away!

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Strange -- that's
usually the man's job.

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You know what I'm talking
about, Morty?

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Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!
[ laughs ]

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Morty!
[laughs]

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That's my
catchphrase, remember?

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Remember -- remember how I --
how I cemented that catchphrase?

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All right.
All right, seriously, though,

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let me
grab this thing.

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[ grunts ]

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Come on, you... rascal.

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- Okay, unacceptable! Oh.
- What is going on?

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- [ giggles ]
- All right. Uh-oh.

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"Uh-oh"? What is that?!

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Hmm. I think Morty's robot
was designed

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for more than long
weekends.

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Genetic compiler,
incubation chamber.

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Yep. This here's some kind
of baby maker,

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and that there's half Morty,
half --

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[burps]
who -- who knows wh-what?

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It's my bad, guys.
I'll -- I'll take care of it.

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- Grandpa Rick, no, no!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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What do you think
you're doing?!

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Hey, listen -- you guys
quarantined the house

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when Summer brought olives
back from Mexico.

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I mean, this thing could grow
to the size of Delaware.

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I mean, it might eat brains
and exhale space AIDS.

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We gotta be careful.

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I lost the chance
to be careful, Rick.

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I'm a father now!

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You know, it's time for me
to be responsible.

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Isn't that right...
- Don't name it.

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- ...Morty Jr.?
- Oh, crap. He named it.

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Well, Dad, it's a living thing,
and it's half human.

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And it was born on American
soil, which entitles it to --

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Jerry, majoring in
Civics was your mistake.

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Don't punish us for it.

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[ groans ]
Fine.

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I'm gonna take this thing
to my workshop and investigate.

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Do not let that thing out
of your sight.

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Lt looks harmless now,
but it could grow dangerous.

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Like The Insane Clown Posse.

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Yeah. Good one, Jerry.

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2003 just called.
Lt wants its easy target back.

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Ohh.
He's like a little me!

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Y-You don't think he'll turn
into a monster... do you?

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They always do.

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Hey, uh, 1995 called!

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They want their
"certain year called

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wanting its 'blank' back"
formula back!

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Why, Jerry?
Why expend the effort?

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Life is effort,
and I'll stop when I die!

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- Out.
- Whatcha doin'?

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Well, I can't solve
the problem my way,

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thanks to your family's
primitive biological hang-ups.

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Gross. I might have just
touched one of Morty's loads.

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But maybe I can find suitable
parents for Morty Jr.

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on this robot's home world,
which is...

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Gazorpazorp
in the Andromeda system.

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Scoot, Summer.
- Don't you need a new companion

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now that Morty's
in the family way?

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I don't do adventures
with chicks, Summer.

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Oh, right -- because there's
something about having a wiener

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that would make me better
at walking through a hole?

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- Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
- Oh, crap.

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Grandpa Rick! Ugh!

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Help! Help! Aah! Aah!

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[ roars ]

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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- Grandpa Rick!
- Still think it's a good idea

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to go through holes
without a wiener?

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- I want to go home.
- Yeah, no duh.

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Ugh!

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[ gasps ]

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[ all snarling ]

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Great. Now I have to take
over a whole planet

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because of your stupid
boobs.

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- You're doing great, Morty.
- Really? You think?

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I mean, I'm not doing
much of anything.

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What do I do if it cries?

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Then you put it down
and let it cry itself out.

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Yeah, right. We tried
that technique on Summer,

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and she's gonna end up
stripping, isn't she?

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Yes, she is.

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She's gonna strip
for attention

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because she was denied it.

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Stop filling it
with your own insecurity.

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You're gonna turn it
into Morty --

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uh, mm -- more --
more -- more -- more of you.

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Well, we can't all be
raised like reptiles

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by a mentally ill scientist.

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- [ vomits ]
- What the -- aah! Aah!

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[ crying ]

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Listen to me. I am not
rewarding this behavior.

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Knock it off,
both of you!

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G-Give me him!
Give me my baby!

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You're both nuts!

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I'm gonna raise Morty Jr.
myself!

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♪ Where's your hands?
There's your hands ♪

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♪ And that's how we play
handy hands ♪

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[ giggles ]

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Oh, you are going
to ruin that kid, Morty.

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At least we can agree
on that.

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[ all snarling ]

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[ growling ]

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Thanks, Dum-Dum.
- [ roars ]

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I said, "Thanks, Dum-Dum."
Go get more.

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Summer, put your burqa on!

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That burqa is
a human-rights violation,

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and I spent a lot
on this top.

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Look, I'm trying to
repair a p-portal gun

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with a bunch of sex-doll
parts,

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and I have to do it
one-handed

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to keep these Belushis
from carting you off.

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The least you could do is be
ashamed of your gender.

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Ugh. What's the deal
with this place?

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Why is it such
a sausage planet,

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and how did such backward
idiots invent robots?

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Obviously, at some point,

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the Gazorpians became
so evolved

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that they replaced females
with birthing machines.

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The resultant lack of
distraction and hen-pecking

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allowed them to focus entirely
on war,

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so they bombed themselves back
to the stone age,

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and now they just fight with
each other over fake pussy

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with sticks and rocks
all day long.

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You think it's efficient
to get rid of women?

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You ever see a line for
the men's room?

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Are you hear-- do you Li--
do you hear me, Summer?

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[ rumbling ]
Droppin' loads.

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ALL:
Droppin' loads! Droppin' loads.

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[between burps]
The plot thickens.

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[ all shouting indistinctly ]

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Uh, you might want to cover
your eyes, Summer.

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Yeah, like it was
my dream to watch.

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[ all murmuring ]

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Yeah, baby!

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Summer, grab --
grab hold.

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Yeah, baby!

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Aaaah!

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Grandpa Rick, where
are we going?

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Well, obviously, Summer,

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it appears the lower
tier of this society

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is being manipulated through sex
and advanced technology

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by a hidden ruling class.
Sound familiar?

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[ gasps ]
Ticketmaster.

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Oh, there -- there we
go, Summer.

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Hey -- hey, brother.
Hey, bro.

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Nice racket you got
going on here.

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Listen, I'm Rick Sanchez from
Earth dimension C-137.

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Don't mean you any harm.
Coming in peace.

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It's all cool in the, uh --
"good in the neighborhood"

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is what I was trying to come --
is what I meant.

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Oh, I get it --

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the old behind-every-great-man
Amazon twist.

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- Silence!
- [ choking ]

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[ coughs ]

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- Your slave is ill-mannered.
- My slave?

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We assume you are
from a more primitive world,

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where men are still
permitted to be servants.

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If he is a rogue male, tell us
now and we will kill him.

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He's my slave.
He's my slave.

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He's definitely my slave.

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[ chokes ]

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Ugh! Ohh! Oh-ho-ho!

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[ coughs ]
Oh, boy.

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What's the opposite
of "wubba-lubba-dub-dubs"?

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Am I right,
ladies and gentlemen?

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[ burps ]
Are you guys kidding me?

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MORTY:
Oh, Morty Jr.!

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You're gonna be a special
little guy, aren't you?

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You -- oh, yeah.
You're my special little guy.

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Ohh.
[ laughs ]

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Ohh! Ha ha!

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DA.

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What was that,
Morty Jr.?

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Were you gonna say, "Dada"?
Say, "Dada."

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Death!

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"Dada."

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Domination!

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Um... "Dada"?

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Destruction. Domination.

245
00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:09,131
[ clears throat ]
Nice.

246
00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:17,556
WOMAN ON PA:
The spider in sector "C" is still alive.

247
00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,558
Plan your route accordingly
and expect delays.

248
00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:21,560
We're not telling you
what to do.

249
00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:23,562
We're just sharing
how we feel.

250
00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:25,564
And now weather --
is anyone else cold,

251
00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,650
or is it just me?

252
00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,737
I am Mar-sha,
ruler of Gazorpazorp.

253
00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,614
I am here
if you need to talk.

254
00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,991
- What is this place?
- Paradise.

255
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,744
We built it during the great
passive-aggression,

256
00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,871
when the females separated
from the males

257
00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:43,624
due to their increasingly
destructive behavior.

258
00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,125
I am here
if you need to talk.

259
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,086
I am here if you need
to talk.

260
00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,672
From here, we dispense
mechanical surrogates

261
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,173
to maintain our population.

262
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:54,635
Fertilized surrogates are
returned here to our nursery.

263
00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,638
The females are placed
into educational programs

264
00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,140
where they can discover
a service to our paradise

265
00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,059
that fulfills them most.

266
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,395
Males...
- [ baby giggling ]

267
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:08,065
...they get to play outside.

268
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,067
That was just a baby.

269
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,069
And within a day, he'll be
an adult male Gazorpian --

270
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,988
one of the most aggressively
violent creatures

271
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,322
in the universe.

272
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,324
Wait a minute -- we're here
because a male Gazorpian

273
00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,785
was born on our planet.

274
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,374
You speak when you're
spoken to, ding-a-ling!

275
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,918
It's true, though -- one of your
babies was born on Earth.

276
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:30,254
Are you the ruler of this
Earth?

277
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,339
- How did you know?
- The quality of your top.

278
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,258
- Do you love it?
- I love it.

279
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:35,676
I'm here if you need to talk.

280
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,094
I'm here if you
need to talk.

281
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,429
I'm here if you need
to talk.

282
00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:41,181
If the Gazorpian is male,
your Earth is in grave danger.

283
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,017
We will give you passage
back home

284
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,435
so it can be terminated.

285
00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,103
But first, mojitos.

286
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,938
We don't have time
for mojitos.

287
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:50,316
- You are insulting them.
- I don't care, Summer!

288
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,318
This place is the worst!
I want to go home!

289
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:54,320
Well, it really
doesn't matter what you want,

290
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,530
because this is a sane place
where women rule.

291
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,532
Yeah. You know what
I have to say about that?

292
00:10:58,616 --> 00:10:59,908
[ farting ]

293
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,410
[ all gasp ]

294
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,620
WOMAN:
I cannot believe my ears!

295
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,706
[ farting continues ]

296
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,961
Whoo, boy!
Who let the frogs out, huh?

297
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,047
Grandpa!

298
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,257
- Grandpa?
- That sounds patriarchal!

299
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,925
Lt means "father of father."

300
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,261
Then this one
is not your slave,

301
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,764
and your Earth is yet
another planet dominated by men.

302
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,974
It's not dominated
by us, okay?

303
00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:25,851
On Earth, men and women
are equals.

304
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:29,355
Equals?! We make 70% of your
salary for the same job!

305
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,190
- Seize them!
- Whoa!

306
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,608
[ choking ]

307
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,361
Was this really the time
to make that point, Summer?

308
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,822
This is for you, Daddy.

309
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,115
Oh, man!

310
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,284
Um, okay.
Listen to me, Morty Jr.

311
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,953
I've got to tell you something
very important, okay?

312
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,997
Killing is bad --
bad!

313
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,999
[ giggles ]
You're silly, Daddy.

314
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,251
No, Morty Jr.
I'm being serious, okay?

315
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,087
You need to put your energy
into something else.

316
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,838
I mean, what about dancing?

317
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,298
Would you like to learn
how to dance?

318
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,176
I'd like to dance --
on the graves of my enemies.

319
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,720
Ohh!
No, Morty Jr.!

320
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,224
Daddy, can I go outside?

321
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,767
No! Absolutely not!

322
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,894
But that's where all
the people and the animals are.

323
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,146
Yeah, but you can't
go out there because the --

324
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,148
the air is poisonous
for you!

325
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,525
You will die --
you'll die instantly

326
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,443
if you ever leave
this house!

327
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,778
You hear me?
- For real?

328
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,571
For real times
a million, buddy.

329
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,031
So, let's just stay inside,

330
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,033
and, you know, let's try
dancing, right?

331
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:25,035
Look at me. Yay! Look.
We're gonna dance.

332
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,912
Come on. Join --
dance with me here.

333
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,705
We love to dance.
- Why do we love to dance?

334
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,208
- 'Cause I said so!
- [ crying ]

335
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,044
[ both clearing throats ]
BOTH: Nice.

336
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:38,549
[ indistinct conversations ]

337
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,509
So, what are you in for?

338
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,636
Because I got --
I got a big,

339
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,513
you know, penis
between my legs.

340
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,348
What -- what --
what are you in for?

341
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,725
The worst crime
a female can commit.

342
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,352
WOMAN:
Veronica Ann Bennett,

343
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,564
I find you guilty of having
bad bangs.

344
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,524
You ever notice the ones
with bad bangs

345
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,234
always have three
names?

346
00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,571
You are hereby sentenced
to the silent treatment!

347
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:01,738
[ all gasp ]

348
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,949
Pfft!
This is gonna be cake.

349
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,117
No! Jackie!

350
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,785
Rick and Summer of Earth,

351
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,954
for the crimes of treason
against womankind

352
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:12,374
and for creating the sound
of which we do not speak

353
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,960
because it does not exist,
you are hereby sentenced to --

354
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,045
What, what, what --
a night on the couch?

355
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,839
- ...death.
- Ooh, gerp.

356
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,716
I hate you so much
right now.

357
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,718
This will be
the first instance

358
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,720
of capital punishment
in our society

359
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,389
in 500 years due
to our awesomeness,

360
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,433
so we are forced
to improvise.

361
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,478
We placed a large boulder
on that ledge.

362
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,105
Holy shit! Y-Y-You're gonna
crush us with a boulder?!

363
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,107
No! Stop interrupting!

364
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,901
The boulder falls
onto a lever

365
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,903
that will launch...
knives.

366
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,070
What?

367
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,906
Just give me a gun.
I'll kill myself.

368
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,574
Stop interrupting!

369
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,493
The knives will --

370
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,870
Fine! You were right
the first time, okay?

371
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,497
The boulder crushes you.

372
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,499
I just didn't want to admit
you were right. Happy?

373
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,501
No, just ignore them.
Ignore them.

374
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,169
Such an asshole.

375
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,004
RICK:
Look, I'm sorry, Summer.

376
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,797
I feel bad that I let you
drag us into this.

377
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,674
I wish I could have been
a better Grandpa to you,

378
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,343
and, you know,
for what it's worth,

379
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,345
that is a really nice, cute top
that you're wearing there.

380
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,180
Top. My top!

381
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,183
My top -- the same top you
complimented earlier!

382
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,520
Look -- look at the tag.
Read it.

383
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:17,314
Lt says, "Marc Jacobs."

384
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,442
Marc? Jacob?
These are names of the penis.

385
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,570
Yes.
An Earth man made this top.

386
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,364
Maybe on your planet,

387
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,991
separation of the genders is
the right thing to do,

388
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,993
but on Earth, a certain
percentage of our males

389
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,578
are born gay,

390
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:35,123
which is why my clothes are
better than all of yours.

391
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,667
[ gasps ]
A man made something fashionable?

392
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,670
It's true, and sometimes
the truth hurts,

393
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,380
but it must be accepted.

394
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,382
Like if I told you that
you're using

395
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,217
the wrong
color foundation for your skin

396
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,052
and it ends at your neck,

397
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,804
making you look like
a party clown.

398
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,098
Okay, ouch. Noted.
But the fact remains...

399
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,976
if you impose
Gazorpazorp's laws on Earth,

400
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,602
you're no better
than the men

401
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,938
whose farts shall remain
unspoken.

402
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,940
And if you think my top
is cute,

403
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,942
you cannot execute.

404
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,485
[ all gasp ]

405
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,904
Very well. Give the Earth
people a spacecraft

406
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,906
so they may head back
to their weird planet,

407
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:11,034
where women are kind of equal
but not really.

408
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,036
Good job, Summer,
and thanks, girls.

409
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,746
You know, you girls are really
[burps] something,

410
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,331
I'll tell you that.

411
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,000
You know [burps] when we first
go there, I was like --

412
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,626
Give them a ship now.

413
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:23,005
[ inhales deeply ]
Morty Jr.! Smoking?!

414
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,506
That is not okay!

415
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:25,799
What are you gonna do --
ground me?

416
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,092
I can't go outside anyway!

417
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,845
So what?!
You could do things inside!

418
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,097
You could play guitar.
You could masturbate.

419
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,641
I don't want to masturbate.
I want to conquer the planet!

420
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,311
Oh, here we go again!
You know, who do you think...

421
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,396
is gonna love you if you conquer
the planet, Morty Jr.?!

422
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,064
Love -- that's all you
care about!

423
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,524
What about weapons?!

424
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,401
What about domination
of the enemy?!

425
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,361
All right, that's it --
no more History Channel!

426
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,697
This TV is for cartoons
and video games only!

427
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,742
I hate video games!
You take that back!

428
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,452
Give it to me!

429
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,454
Ugh!

430
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,456
I-I-I didn't mean --
I didn't mean that.

431
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,124
I didn't mean to do that.
I'm sorry.

432
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,627
I can't take this anymore!
I'd rather breathe poison...

433
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,629
than live another minute
with you!

434
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,964
No! No, no, no! Stop!

435
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:09,426
[ breathing deeply ]

436
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,471
My life has been a lie!

437
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,556
God is dead!
The government's lame!

438
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,558
Thanksgiving is about
killing Indians!

439
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,393
Jesus wasn't born
on Christmas!

440
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,020
They moved the date!
Lt was a pagan holiday!

441
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,022
- Oh, Dad!
- Yes, Morty?

442
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,024
My son is gonna take
over the planet,

443
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,567
and I am too young to drive!

444
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,818
Can you help me
get him back?!

445
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,028
[ clears throat ]

446
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,822
I suppose, Morty.
I suppose.

447
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:34,826
But first, a deep sip
from a very tall glass

448
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,996
of "I told you so."

449
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:41,166
[ gulping ]

450
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,585
Oh, my god!
Please, Dad! Come on!

451
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,587
[ dog barking in distance ]

452
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:52,761
♪ Runnin' wild, runnin' hot,

453
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,846
burnin' inside ♪

454
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:58,058
♪ With the youth in the blood
and the age and the heat

455
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:01,186
and the fire in your pants,
open wide ♪

456
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,814
♪ You're gonna run from
the damn cold,

457
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:07,442
but you can't run from
your youth ♪

458
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,570
[ roaring ]

459
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,244
[ tires screech ]

460
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:20,080
[ people screaming ]

461
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:23,375
[ tires screech ]

462
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,378
[ screaming continues ]

463
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,883
Dad, there he is!

464
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,176
[ roars ]

465
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,678
Oh, god.
Hey, stop that!

466
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,054
[ horn honks ]

467
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,681
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god! Dad!

468
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:38,682
[ roars ]

469
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,893
Morty Jr., no!
It's me! It's Dad.

470
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,062
It's okay!

471
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,022
Put the car down,
Morty Jr.

472
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,108
No! No!
♪ Wh-Where's your hands? ♪

473
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:51,695
♪ Where's your hands? ♪

474
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,113
My car!

475
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:57,117
♪ And that's how we play
handy hands ♪

476
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,785
Out of the -- out of
the way, Morty!

477
00:17:58,870 --> 00:17:59,870
- No!
- Morty!

478
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,663
That's one of the most
violently aggressive

479
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:02,706
creatures in the universe!

480
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,458
- Ow!
- He's my son!

481
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:08,336
And if you hurt him, you'll
have to kill me, Rick!

482
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,924
[ growls ]

483
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,594
Dad, I'm so confused!

484
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,305
I know, Morty Jr.
I'm sorry.

485
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,098
I ended up lying to you
and yelling at you

486
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,142
just like my parents
did to me.

487
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,561
You know, parents are just
kids having kids.

488
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,230
One minute, you like
how a shiny robot looks.

489
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,399
The next minute,
you're in a fist fight

490
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,318
with your alien son.

491
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:32,819
I'm an alien?

492
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,821
We all have bad
impulses, bad thoughts.

493
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,615
We just have to learn
to channel them

494
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,325
into something
constructive.

495
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,911
But I want to murder
everyone I see.

496
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,746
Well, you know, I mean,
maybe there's a job out there

497
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,414
for people that feel
that way.

498
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:45,916
MAN:
Actually, there is.

499
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,876
Hi. I'm Brad Anderson,
creator of

500
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,086
the nationally syndicated
comic strip "Marmaduke."

501
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,088
You should consider being
a creative.

502
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,799
I'm haunted by uncontrollable
thoughts

503
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,550
of mutilation
and sexual assault

504
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,385
on a near daily basis.

505
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,971
But, you know, I channel it
all into my work.

506
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,681
- Oh. Wow.
- Huh.

507
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,767
I never got that impression
from reading "Marmaduke."

508
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,310
Well, did you get
the impression

509
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,521
I was trying to make
you laugh?

510
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,899
Tell me that wasn't
Brad Anderson.

511
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,109
Aw, see?
You hear that, Morty Jr.?

512
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,320
Maybe you could try being
a creative of some kind.

513
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,364
Maybe!
I always have sort of wanted

514
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,658
to see my face
on the back of a novel.

515
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,661
I mean, what I really want to do
is slit people's throats,

516
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:23,829
but beyond that...

517
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,122
I know you can do it,
son.

518
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,542
I think it's time I get
a place of my own.

519
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,378
I promise I'll call you
every day I need money

520
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,588
or a place
to do laundry.

521
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,756
[ growling affectionately ]

522
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,634
Aaaaaaah!

523
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,845
[ whoosh! thud! ]

524
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:43,348
So, I assume this novel
your son writes

525
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:46,810
is gonna pay for my rear axle?

526
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,520
Isn't it interesting,
Summer,

527
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,522
that after all that stuff
we just did,

528
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,607
nothing really mattered
and there was no point to it?

529
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,651
Kind of makes you wonder,
huh -- about nothing?

530
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,070
Are you sure it doesn't
make you re-evaluate

531
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,322
your policy about taking
girls on adventures?

532
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,449
No. I'd say, given
what we've been through,

533
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,951
that I was right
the whole time

534
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,953
and any epiphanies
about gender politics were

535
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,830
a projection of your feminine
insecurity.

536
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,374
But, hey, why don't you have
a pink spaceship?

537
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,459
Go ride around and have
a jolly old time.

538
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,670
Maybe that'll shut you up.
- Dad? Summer?

539
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,297
Where were you guys
this whole time?

540
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,882
On Gazorpazorp.
Where were you?

541
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,508
I was reading
a newspaper.

542
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,969
Oh, that's interesting, Beth.
You know, it's funny.

543
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,346
l-I-I heard about a little bit
of news myself.

544
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,473
Take a look.
T-Take a listen.

545
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,392
[ farting ]

546
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,603
[ both laugh ]

547
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:30,729
Wubba-lubba-dub-dubs!

548
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,480
This [burps]
this world [burps]

549
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,649
still got a --
it's still got a chance!

550
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,318
Yeah! Ha ha!

551
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,944
See you -- see you guys
next week!

552
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,487
See everybody next week.

553
00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:10,810
Mortimer Smith, Jr.,

554
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,437
New York Times
bestselling author,

555
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,439
your book is about innocence,
the definition of it,

556
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,441
and, inevitably,
its impossibility.

557
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,276
ls it autobiographical?

558
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,527
Certainly.

559
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,447
I mean, all writing is,
in my opinion.

560
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,408
But my, uh --
[ clears throat ]

561
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:28,161
My father kept me locked
in the house

562
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,664
until I was a teenager.

563
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,457
And there was violence

564
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:35,585
and, uh,
threats of poison gas --

565
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,337
but also dancing.

566
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,464
But you persevered
and created this masterpiece

567
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:40,840
from your suffering.

568
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:43,510
Smith Jr.'s mind-bending novel,
"My Horrible Father,"

569
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,470
in every store
and on everyone's mind.

570
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,263
Pick it up.
We'll be right back.

571
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:48,848
It's a thankless job, Morty.

572
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,016
You did the best you could.

573
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,519
I hope he's eating enough.

574
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,480
Did you get any of that?

575
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,565
It's a good-a show!

575
00:21:58,305 --> 00:22:58,450
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