1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:03,049 RICK: Learning to fly this thing, Morty, 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:04,095 is gonna be really liberating. 3 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:05,593 You know, you're gonna be free 4 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,015 to go on all kinds of errands for me. - Cool. 5 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,262 See that planet right there? 6 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,889 Don't fly too close to that planet. 7 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:11,345 Someone will come out and try to wash your windshield. 8 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,554 [ Ringtone plays ] 9 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:14,436 Hold on. [cellphone beeps] 10 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,892 Yeah? Yeah, I have it. 11 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,226 Where do you want to meet? 12 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:18,401 All right, cool. [cellphone beeps] 13 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:19,854 All right, Morty, lesson's over. 14 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:21,189 We got some business to attend to 15 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,488 a few light minutes south of here. 16 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:23,986 Oh, you still use south in space? 17 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:25,067 Whoa! Jesus, Jerry! 18 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,652 What the hell are you doing here?! 19 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:27,827 What are you talking about? 20 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:29,496 We agreed a boy's father should be present 21 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:30,572 when he's learning to drive. 22 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:32,078 I guess I remember that. 23 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:33,909 Wow. And you've just been back there this whole time? 24 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:34,993 Amazing. 25 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,083 Well, we don't have time to take him to Earth, Morty. 26 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:39,256 Head for 3924917. 27 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,628 Cool! [ laughs ] 28 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,051 Looks like I'm coming along for an adventure! 29 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,423 Yep, [ sighs ] 30 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,472 MORTY: This is where we're going? 31 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:48,549 RICK: Nope. 32 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,266 This is. 33 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:51,935 You can park in a handicap spot, Morty. 34 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,353 Anything with less than eight limbs 35 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,726 is considered disabled here. 36 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:03,363 WOMAN: Well, look at this fella. Aren't you handsome? 37 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:04,530 Thank you. [ chuckles ] 38 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:07,075 - I'm Jerry. - Oh, I know you are. 39 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,528 Did you come here in a spaceship? 40 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:12,080 I'm traveling with my son and father-in-law. 41 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,407 W-wait. Are they coming? 42 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:14,616 Oh, they'll be back soon. 43 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:15,792 What?! 44 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:20,581 I don't know how this works! 45 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:21,540 Help me! 46 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,296 What the hell?! 47 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,627 I know, right? 48 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,132 Oh, what the hell?! 49 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,463 I know, right? 50 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:28,672 MORTY: Jerryboree!? 51 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,473 You created a day care for my Dad? 52 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:32,472 Are you kidding? I wish I had this idea. 53 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,144 Well, I did have this idea, 54 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,438 but I wish I was the version of me that owned it. 55 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,140 That guy's rich. 56 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:39,725 Don't forget to check the reason for your drop-off. 57 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,357 Trust me, Morty, I've heard stories from other Ricks. 58 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:45,030 Jerrys don't tend to last five minutes off of earth. 59 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,733 This is a totally unregistered cross-temporal asteroid. 60 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,410 Here, they can romp and play with other Jerrys. 61 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:51,532 He couldn't be safer. 62 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,159 Hey, Morty, hang on to this. 63 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,660 That number's your dad. 64 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,708 If you lose it, we're not gonna be able to get him back. 65 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:00,375 ♪♪ 66 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:08,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 67 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,530 [ electricity crackles ] 68 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,402 ♪♪ 69 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,451 - Okay, wait here. - I want to come with. 70 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,161 Don't come with. It's boring. 71 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,541 It's [belches] -- it's business stuff. 72 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:44,248 What kind of business do you do in a garage? 73 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,548 You know, this seems a little shady. 74 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,501 Right, yeah, like nothing shady ever happened 75 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:48,676 in a fully furnished office? 76 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,379 You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty? 77 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:51,588 Y-you know what those guys do 78 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,345 in -- in -- in their fancy boardrooms? 79 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,346 They take their balls and they dip them in cocaine 80 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,677 and wipe them all over each other. 81 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:57,932 You know, Grandpa goes around, 82 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,809 and he does his business in public, 83 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,561 because Grandpa isn't shady. 84 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,983 Aw, crap. 85 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:03,980 Hey, what's up? 86 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:05,606 Hey, Rick! [laughs] 87 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,438 Here you go -- 3,000 flerbos. 88 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,693 Do you have the weapon? 89 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:09,819 C-can we please? 90 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,571 This is my grandson, Morty. 91 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,323 Oh, hi, Morty. I'm Krombopulos Michael. 92 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:15,496 I'm an assassin. I buy guns from your grandpa. 93 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,742 [groans] Here. Go away. 94 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,415 Ooh! Yeah, this looks deadly. 95 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:19,833 So, this shoots antimatter? 96 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,286 My target can't be killed with regular matter. 97 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:23,586 Nice to meet you, Morty. 98 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:24,709 Listen, if you ever need anybody murdered, 99 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,506 please give me a call. 100 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:27,548 - I'm very discreet. - You're g-giving him a card'?! 101 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:28,796 I have no code of ethics. 102 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,593 I will kill anyone, anywhere -- 103 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,343 Children, animals, old people -- doesn't matter. 104 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:34,639 I just love killing. 105 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,888 You sell weapons to killers for money? 106 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:39,311 [ Groans ] You've got what the intergalactic call 107 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,808 a very planetary mind-set, Morty. 108 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,685 It's more complicated out here. 109 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:43,981 These are flerbos. 110 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,934 Do you understand what two humans can accomplish 111 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,985 with 3,000 of these? - Uh, what? 112 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:52,487 An entire afternoon at Blips and Chitz! 113 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,863 Oh, this place is the best. 114 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,615 It's got beer, games, prizes, 115 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,742 and you can never tell what time it is. 116 00:03:57,821 --> 00:04:00,665 You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?! 117 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:03,620 Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, 118 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,579 you can make anything sound bad, Morty. 119 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,460 - Here, check this out. - [coin drops] 120 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:08,586 [Whoosh! ] 121 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,133 Aah! [ breathing heavily] 122 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,425 Roy, what's wrong? 123 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:12,798 I had a nightmare. 124 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,880 I was with an old man. 125 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,761 He put a helmet on me. 126 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:19,013 It's just a fever. Get some sleep. 127 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,094 I don't want you missing school on Monday. 128 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,355 [ Bell rings] 129 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,023 MAN: I want you kids to look around you today 130 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,941 and think about your future. 131 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:29,770 Now is the time in your life when anything is possible. 132 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:30,900 ANNOUNCER: Spiraling perfectly! 133 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,526 It's gonna be caught by Roy Parsons! 134 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,653 Roy Parsons is at the 20! 135 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:34,779 Now he's at the 10! 136 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,610 Nothing can stop Roy "The Rocket"! 137 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,616 - Touchdown! [cheers and applause] 138 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,743 I just think it's time to get realistic. 139 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:43,496 Have you talked to my father about the Carpet Store? 140 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:44,576 Roy? 141 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:45,952 [signs] 142 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,837 [cellphone rings] 143 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,917 Had we caught it sooner -- Well, hindsight is 20/20, Roy. 144 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,422 What's important is that we move quickly. 145 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:54,628 [ Monitor beeps ] 146 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,805 [weakly ] I'm not ready to die. 147 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,052 You're not going to. 148 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,853 Yeah! Whoo! Yeah! 149 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,608 Hey, thanks for the carpet, Roy. 150 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,818 MAN: Hey, Roy, you pulled those Persian off-white shags 151 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,194 for the clearance sale? 152 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,952 Whoa. Sh-- shit! 153 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,075 [ Bones crack] Oh! 154 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,076 [ Beeping ] 155 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,122 Whoa! What the hell?! 156 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:24,666 W-w-where am I?! 157 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,163 - What in the hell?! - 55 years. Not bad, Morty. 158 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:27,836 You kind of wasted your 30s, though, 159 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,163 with that whole bird-watching phase. 160 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,213 W-where's my wife?! 161 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,585 Morty, you were just playing a game. 162 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:32,541 It's called "Roy." 163 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:33,420 Snap out of it. Come on. 164 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,343 I'm Morty. You're Rick. 165 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,216 Hey! You sold a gun to a guy that kills people! 166 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,797 Look at this -- you beat cancer, 167 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,757 and then you went back to work at the carpet store? 168 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:41,763 Boo! 169 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,185 D-don't dodge the issue, Rick! 170 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,854 Selling a gun to a hit man is the same as pulling the trigger! 171 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,431 It's also the same as doing nothing. 172 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,312 If Krombopulos Michael wants someone dead, 173 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,268 there's not a lot anyone can do to stop him. 174 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,773 That's why he does it for a living. 175 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:55,572 Now excuse me. It's time to thrash your "Roy" score. 176 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:57,445 You know, you could stop this killing from happening, Rick! 177 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,276 You know, you did a bad thing selling that gun, 178 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,111 but you could undo it if you wanted. 179 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,286 Uh-huh, yeah, that's the difference 180 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,705 between you and me, Morty. 181 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,123 I never go back to the carpet store. 182 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,324 Holy shit! 183 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:07,625 This guy's taking Roy off the grid! 184 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:08,953 [all gasp] 185 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,003 This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy! 186 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,173 [all murmuring] 187 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,132 Hi. I'm sorry. 188 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,554 I think there was a misunderstanding. 189 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,552 I'm an adult and would like to go home, please. 190 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:24,885 Well, of course. Right through that tube. 191 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:26,470 Unbelievable. 192 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,518 You're doing great. 193 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,271 I know how to crawl in a tube. 194 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:33,693 [sighs] Come on. 195 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:34,735 Oh. 196 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:35,937 This is harder than it looks. 197 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,022 Whoa! 198 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,070 - Marco? - Polo! 199 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,402 [ laughs] Marco? 200 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,906 Come find me. 201 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,078 Marco? 202 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,371 You guys are enjoying this? 203 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,415 Don't you feel a little patronized? 204 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,366 How so? 205 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,952 - Jerry! - Beth. 206 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,753 Oh, come on. This is ridiculous. 207 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,081 I love you, Jerry. 208 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:55,757 Aw, Beth. 209 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,426 Who wants to come watch "Midnight Run" 210 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,970 with Director's commentary on? 211 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,468 - Yeah! - Definitely. 212 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,391 First one there gets to adjust the picture setting! 213 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,720 [ Gasps ] The factory tint setting is always too high! 214 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:08,803 Out of my way. 215 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,013 The tint setting is always too high. 216 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:13,566 [ Mid-tempo music plays ] 217 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,025 ♪♪ 218 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,111 [ smooches ] 219 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,035 Oh, boy. Here I go killing again. 220 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:32,957 Aah! 221 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,085 Aah! 222 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,378 - Arh! [ neck snaps ] 223 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,298 Aah! 224 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:48,101 [scanner chirping] 225 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,928 - Aah! [neck snaps] 226 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:55,942 [warbling ] 227 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:04,572 You have arrived at Krombopulos Michael. 228 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,278 Your destination is below. 229 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,705 We're all out of off-white Persian. 230 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,616 Oh, man! W-w-what have I done?! 231 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,327 - Drop the gun. - You don't understand! 232 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,662 This guy was gonna kill someone! 233 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,462 I guess that makes two of us. 234 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:17,505 [ Rifle charging ] 235 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:18,581 Aah! 236 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,629 What are you doing, Morty? 237 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,086 This is a Galactic Federation outpost! 238 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,387 Look, I don't have time to tell you my entire backstory, 239 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,055 but Grandpa and government don't get along. 240 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,724 ALIEN: He saved my life. 241 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,301 - What? - Huh?! Whoa! 242 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,762 Are you Krombopulos Michael's target? 243 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:32,971 W-what's your name? 244 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,977 My kind has no use for names. 245 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:38,606 I communicate through what you call "Jessica's Feet" -- 246 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,358 No, "Telepathy." 247 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:41,484 Oh, good job, Morty. 248 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,031 Y-you killed my best customer, 249 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,949 but you saved a mind-reading Fart. 250 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,868 I like this name -- Fart. 251 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,911 Morty, would you kindly release me 252 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:51,581 by pulling that lever to the left of my cell? 253 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,499 lam in great pain. 254 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,543 RICK: Morty, don't do it. 255 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,619 Morty... 256 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:58,751 - Morty, you idiot. [alarm blaring ] 257 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,423 Oh, crap. Let's get you out of here! 258 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:02,045 We can't get him out of here. He's gaseous. 259 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,968 He's not gonna make it through a portal, Morty. 260 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,887 Well, then, I guess we're all getting in the car. 261 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,305 Right, uh -- - Fart. 262 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,098 No! Just -- j-just get in the car! 263 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,175 Morty, come on. 264 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,601 I want to go back to Blips and Chitz. 265 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:12,723 I don't want to deal with this. 266 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:13,974 Rick, you've been clear on the fact 267 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,647 that you don't want to help, so just go away. 268 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,349 More are coming. 269 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,309 Screw this. I'm out. 270 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,611 [engine sputtering] 271 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:25,190 Whoa! Come on, come on! 272 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:28,152 Get out of the vehicle made of garbage or we will open fire! 273 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,201 [engine sputtering] 274 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:30,529 Urn, um, um, um! 275 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:31,909 Open fire! 276 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,240 Aah! 277 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:46,796 Stupid-ass, Fart-saving, carpet-store motherfucker. Move! 278 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,551 Wait, did you fuck with my seat settings? 279 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,632 [ Motor whirring ] 280 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,934 More are coming. 281 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,269 Rick! 282 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:56,471 Yeah, yeah. 283 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,648 Your geldon converter is pretty dinged up. 284 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,610 That's because my grandson drives like a male Obravadian. 285 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,195 Yeah, I said it -- some stereotypes are based in fact. 286 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,622 Actually, it's because of years of neglect. 287 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,041 You really need to respect your gears, Rick. 288 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,585 To you, they're just wheels with teeth, 289 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,788 but in my culture, wars have been fought -- 290 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,588 So I've heard. Just fix it. 291 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,587 I don't think the Gromflamites can track us now, 292 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,634 but it looks like we're gonna be here for a while. 293 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,383 Or, you know, if you still have that gun K. Michael dropped, 294 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,260 we could finish the job and go home. 295 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,057 You do understand I'm telepathic, right 296 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,350 I'm being polite. 297 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,223 Rick, we're taking him back where he belongs. 298 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,679 Oh, yeah? Where's that? [ belches ] 299 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,264 Are you going on a quest to find he who smelt it? 300 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,725 I came here accidentally through a wormhole 301 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,903 located in what you call "Get out of my head, Fart. 302 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,197 I know you're in here. La-Ia-la-la --" 303 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,991 No, in what you call the Promethean Nebula. 304 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,161 Oh, great. Just a hop, skip, and an 800-light-year jump. 305 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,659 You know, you can leave anytime you want, Rick. 306 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,536 Whatever you want to do, you little punk-ass little bitch. 307 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,912 Thank you, Morty. 308 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,745 You are not like other carbon-based life-forms. 309 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,206 You put the value of all life above your own. 310 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,757 It's how things should be. 311 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:06,879 It's how they could be. 312 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,086 I could not agree more. 313 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,888 ♪ The worlds can be one together ♪ 314 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,682 ♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪ 315 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:18,432 ♪ Stars like diamonds in your eyes ♪ 316 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,649 ♪ The ground can be space ♪ 317 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:27,025 ♪ Space, space, space, space ♪ 318 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:32,451 ♪ With feet marching towards a peaceful sky ♪ 319 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:38,703 ♪ All the moon men want things their way ♪ 320 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:44,417 ♪ But we make sure they see the sun ♪ 321 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:51,420 ♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪ 322 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:58,352 ♪ You say goodbye, moon men ♪ 323 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,770 ♪ Goodbye -- ♪ 324 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,142 Shut the fuck up about moon men! 325 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,439 This isn't a musical number. 326 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,107 This is a fucking operation. 327 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,436 We got to be cool and fucking lay low. 328 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,271 [ Clicks, computer chimes] 329 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,073 [ laughing ] Duck, duck, birdie? 330 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,195 [ laughs ] 331 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,526 That's very funny! 332 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,070 Here comes another funny. 333 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,075 [ Clicks, computer chimes] 334 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,155 [ laughs ] 335 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,787 Oh, this place is great. 336 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,085 I almost wish I could stay longer than one day. 337 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,412 You just might. 338 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,542 W-what do you mean? 339 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,876 These are the Jerrys whose Ricks and Mortys never came back. 340 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,090 They live here now. 341 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,174 Uh. 342 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,929 [ Rock music plays ] 343 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,101 [ Engine revs] 344 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,352 [ tires screech] 345 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,236 [ dramatic music plays ] 346 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,405 No gear-turnings as of yet in the curious case 347 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,448 of these unidentified humanoid fugitives, 348 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,993 reportedly at large somewhere within the gear system. 349 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,240 Son of a... 350 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,196 Why were the Gromflamites holding you prisoner? 351 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,953 What the fuck is so valuable about you? 352 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,409 I am no more valuable than life itself. 353 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:07,541 However, I am able to alter the composition of atoms, 354 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,837 like this. 355 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:09,835 [ Electricity crackling ] 356 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,541 That was oxygen. 357 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,547 I added 71 protons to it. 358 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,550 Terrific. The Fart that pooped gold. 359 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,802 No wonder every cop in the system is looking for us. 360 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,599 Any species that gets ahold of this thing 361 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,427 is gonna use it to take over the galaxy. 362 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,558 You know how inconvenient that's gonna be to my work? 363 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,105 [sirens wailing] 364 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,730 Somebody dropped the dime on us. 365 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,776 Gearhead! 366 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,024 I'm sorry, Rick. 367 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,356 The reward on your head is too high. 368 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,736 And like you always say, 369 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,863 you got to look out for number one. 370 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,569 Number one is me, asshole! 371 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,995 You're supposed to be my friend! 372 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:44,244 Friend?! Do you even know my real name? 373 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,043 It's Revolio Clockberg Junior. 374 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,667 I belong to an entire species of gear people. 375 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:50,998 Calling me "Gearhead" 376 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,175 is like calling a Chinese person "Asia face." 377 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,467 No! Not twigs! [groans] 378 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,545 [muffled screaming ] 379 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:02,266 Two things I want to make clear to everybody in this room -- 380 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,390 Never betray me, and it's time to go. 381 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,686 [muffled screaming ] 382 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,391 Nobody move! 383 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,193 [muffled screaming ] 384 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,986 Oh, my god. Are those... 385 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,779 ♪♪ 386 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:26,828 [grunts] 387 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:34,916 [ Screams ] 388 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,213 Hey, Morty, remember when you said 389 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,260 selling a gun was as bad as pulling the trigger? 390 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,588 How do you feel about all these people 391 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,638 that are getting killed today because of your choices? 392 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,136 I did the right thing, Rick! 393 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,514 - Tell that to Gearhead's gearsticles. - You did that! 394 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,937 Wrong! I'd be playing "Roy" right now. 395 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,310 At a certain point, my hands are tied, Morty. 396 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:53,317 [signs] 397 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,066 I can't believe Rick did this. 398 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,238 This is the eighth to the last straw. - Ante up. 399 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,735 You know what? Screw it! 400 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,658 I have a better gamble for you guys. 401 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,657 I say we escape. 402 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,034 If you want to leave, you can just go out the front door. 403 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,116 You think we're kept here against our will? 404 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,826 That would be illegal. 405 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,913 But if you can leave, then why are you still here? 406 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,373 Same reason as you. 407 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,878 We're Jerrys. 408 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,173 I'm leaving. 409 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,927 Okay, then. That was always allowed. 410 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,348 ♪♪ 411 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,056 Morty, take the wheel! 412 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:32,981 - Whoa! - Whoa! 413 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,149 Geez! Damn it, Morty! 414 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,397 Who taught you to fly this thing? 415 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,274 [laughs] I'm kidding. I know that's on me. 416 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,151 Um, Rick! 417 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,197 RICK: Shit. 418 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,320 Well, I guess this is it. 419 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,322 Morty, crack the window. 420 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,415 I wonder why Greg is always so critical of my girlfriend. 421 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,121 Well, he'd probably like to have me to himself. 422 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,501 That's how friends are. 423 00:15:56,581 --> 00:16:00,051 Or does he want her to himself? 424 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,879 ♪ The worlds can be one together ♪ 425 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,966 ♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪ 426 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:09,848 ♪ Stars like diamonds in your eyes ♪ 427 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,021 My life is a fucking joke! 428 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:17,102 ♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪ 429 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:24,402 ♪ You say goodbye, moon men ♪ 430 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:30,992 ♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪ 431 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,078 All right. Let's proceed. 432 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,209 Damn. 433 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,165 Can't blame that on the dog. 434 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,591 Talk about silent but deadly. 435 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,339 I-I've seen some nerve gas, 436 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,637 but that -- this gas got nerve! 437 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,089 [ laughs ] You know what I'm saying? 438 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,640 - Are you done? - I'll let you know, Morty. 439 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,342 Gone with the wind! Am I right?! 440 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,098 If you don't like that one, Morty, 441 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,475 an alt on that could be, like, if I said "Gasablanca"! 442 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,646 All right, I'm done. 443 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,396 Let's get to the Promethean Nebula, 444 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,227 so my grandson can finish saving a life! 445 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,783 [ trills ] 446 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,411 Glagga blag blag. 447 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,489 Um, Earth, please? 448 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,200 [ Growls ] 449 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,119 Is this -- do I pay? 450 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,249 Agga blag blag blag! 451 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,080 [ Indistinct shouting ] 452 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,336 Oh, I'm sorry, sorry! 453 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,128 Ohh. 454 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:26,675 Hmm. 455 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:27,676 Mm, hey. 456 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,098 [ hisses] Aah! 457 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,517 Agga blag blag? 458 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,684 Oh, uh, hey. What? 459 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,387 - Agga blag! - Uh, what do you want? 460 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,313 - Agga blag blag -- - Ohh! 461 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,436 Uh... 462 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,563 [ speaking native language] 463 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,485 [whimpering] 464 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,355 [moaning ] 465 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,692 [alarm blaring] 466 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,078 [wailing in distance] 467 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,154 [whimpers] 468 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,874 [shouting in alien language] 469 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,667 Hey. Are you the one that left? 470 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,551 I get it. 471 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,504 It's a -- it's a hassle out there. 472 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,182 Right? And who needs that? 473 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,474 - Right? " Right? 474 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,302 - Not me. - Who needs that? 475 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,307 Ho, ho! Not us. 476 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,729 Uh, who are you? 477 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,307 Oh, excuse me. Paul Fleischman. 478 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,767 Infinite timelines. 479 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,318 In some of them, Beth remarries. 480 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,394 - Geez. - Don't worry. 481 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:24,774 I treat Beth very well, 482 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,856 and I do not overstep my bounds with Morty. 483 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,738 Every kid needs a dad, but there's no replacing you. 484 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,444 Hey, you want to give us a hand with this? 485 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,279 We're trying to figure out how to get the sound 486 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,830 coming through the stereo instead of the TV. 487 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,498 I-I-lt's very difficult. 488 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,827 Oh! Uh, well, is there an aux input? 489 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,162 We tried that, but there's two different colors. 490 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,622 But there's two different colors. 491 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,424 [ Growls ] 492 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,842 FART: The wormhole is 70 of what you call "meters" 493 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,344 what you call "North" of what you call "Here." 494 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:56,348 Fine. Morty, take your Fart to his hole and say your goodbyes. 495 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:59,306 I'm gonna find some fuel and take a big, fat Morty. 496 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,811 That's my new word for shit because of today's events. 497 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,939 ♪♪ 498 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,694 Here it is. 499 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,368 This should take me back to my kind. 500 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,912 I'm gonna miss you, um, Fart. 501 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,660 I'm really sorry your name became Fart. 502 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,333 - I will be back soon, Morty. - Really? 503 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,957 After I return to the others with this location, 504 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,913 we will be back for your cleansing. 505 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,714 Um, cleansing? 506 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,714 Carbon-based life is a threat to all higher life. 507 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,262 To us, you are what you would call a disease. 508 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,305 Wherever we discover you, we cure it. 509 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,725 You said yourself that life must be protected, 510 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,518 even though sacrifice. 511 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,812 You haven't changed your mind about that. 512 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,015 I can sense your thoughts. 513 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,099 Morty? 514 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:48,400 Um, before you go, could you sing a -- 515 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,696 C-could you sing for me again? 516 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,615 Yes, Morty. 517 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,615 ♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪ 518 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,914 ♪ Diamond stars of cosmic light ♪ 519 00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:02,744 ♪ Quasars shine through endless night ♪ 520 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:08,960 ♪ And everything is one in the beauty ♪ 521 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,760 ♪ And now we say goodbye ♪ 522 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:12,837 Aah! 523 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:18,059 [ Weakly ] Morty, why? Why? 524 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,478 [groaning ] 525 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,641 Goodbye. 526 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,687 So, did you guys make out a little bit? 527 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,646 Is he gonna send you a postcard? 528 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,609 Man, that guy hit the lottery when he crossed paths with you. 529 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,493 Morty, I know I picked on your core beliefs 530 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,912 and decision making a lot today, 531 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,034 but I am glad that you insisted 532 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,740 on getting that Fart home. 533 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:41,949 You know, at least all the death and destruction 534 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,830 wasn't for nothing, you know? 535 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,503 You miss your Fart friend, huh? 536 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,081 Well, I got a little surprise for you, buddy. 537 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,837 While you were gone, I found a new wormhole 538 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,792 with millions of beings just like him on the other side, 539 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,002 and they're all coming to visit. 540 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,632 What?! Rick, no! You can't! 541 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:55,884 Too late, Morty. The hole's opening. 542 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,340 No, Rick! You don't understand. 543 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,424 [farts] 544 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,177 There's -- there's a lot more where that came from, too. 545 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,606 [ Indistinct conversations ] 546 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,149 Hey, hey, bro, how many people 547 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,067 was your Morty responsible for killing today? 548 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,111 None. We chilled at Blips and Chitz all day. 549 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,530 Ain't that right, homey? 550 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,778 Darn right, bro! "Roy" rules! 551 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:15,858 [ laughter ] 552 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,200 Must be nice. 553 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,620 Hey, Morty, there's our Jerry. 554 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,073 Mm! I missed you. Hey, Rick. 555 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,282 Glad you're safe, Jerry. 556 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,993 What do you say we go home? - I'd like that. 557 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,078 Hey, wait. Uh, do you have 5126? 558 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,665 Uh, I'm not sure. Morty. 559 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,625 Uh, that's a Blips and Chitz ticket. 560 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,506 - What?! - [ Scoffs ] Way to go, Morty. 561 00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:35,757 Eh, whatever. 562 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,759 - Uh, w-wait. What? - Uh, w-wait. What? 563 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,385 Come on, Jerry. All right. Come on, Jerry. 564 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,559 ♪♪ 565 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,128 Are you tired of the same daily droll? 566 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,426 Well, get on over to Blips and Chitz! 567 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,378 We got, uh, one game. 568 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,804 We got a whole bunch of games here. 569 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,348 You can -- we got Chabos and Flobos, 570 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,675 and you can shoot things! 571 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,886 Get over here! Play the games! 572 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,846 Uh, use your flerbos to get tickets! 573 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:29,102 "Roy 2" just got here. 574 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,400 Get over here at Jitz and Chitz! 575 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,102 It's the coolest place in the world. 576 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,107 [ Iaughs ] 577 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,483 Uh, I get to be in the commercial! 578 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:38,444 [ Shouting ] 579 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,071 MAN: Did you get any of that? 580 00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:42,244 MAN: [ Italian accent] It's a good show. 580 00:22:43,305 --> 00:23:43,380 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP