1 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,257 Steve, I just got a weird e-mail. 2 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,933 Did you buy us airline tickets? 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,885 Aw, shoot. It was supposed to be a surprise. 4 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:11,345 I wanted to thank you 5 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,771 for letting me live here all this time, 6 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,598 so I'm treating the family to a vacation! 7 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:15,898 Steve, you're so sweet. 8 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,851 - Thanks, Uncle Steve! - Best Uncle ever. 9 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,312 Look out, world. 10 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:20,816 The Smith family is going to Paris! 11 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,489 SUMMER: Yeah! Awesome! 12 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:24,532 Rick, I don't like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash! 13 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:26,235 Well, I don't like 14 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:28,741 your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, 15 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,914 but life is made of little concessions. 16 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,366 I -- you know what? 17 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:33,871 You're gonna land on your feet, Jer. 18 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,794 Some company out there's gonna thank their lucky stars 19 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,667 they hired my little brother. 20 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:38,668 Who the fuck are you? 21 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:40,249 My goofy brother, Steve. 22 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,460 [chuckles] He's been living here almost a year now. 23 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:43,715 Are you losing your mind? 24 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,387 Hey, someone's been spending 25 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,260 too much time around glowing rocks. 26 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,340 - Am I right? - [ laughter] 27 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:49,424 [screaming ] 28 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:50,680 - Oh, my god! - Call an ambulance! 29 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:51,681 JERRY: Oh, god! Steve! 30 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,807 What the hell, Rick?! What the hell?! 31 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,103 Will everybody just relax for a second? 32 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,648 There's no such thing as an "Uncle Steve." 33 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,896 - That is an alien parasite. [ screeches ] 34 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,193 [ Both gasp ] 35 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,862 But I've known him my whole life. 36 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:03,280 No, you haven't, Jerry. 37 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:04,732 These telepathic little bastards, 38 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:06,442 they embed themselves in memories, 39 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:07,993 and th-then they use those to multiply 40 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,820 and spread out, take over planets. 41 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,120 It's -- it's disgusting. 42 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:12,288 Steve wasn't real? 43 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:13,581 He's a real piece of shit. 44 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:15,159 This is a big one. Somebody probably 45 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,789 tracked it in last week on the bottom of their shoe 46 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:18,336 on a piece of alien fruit. 47 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,914 - Someone? - Get off the high road, Summer. 48 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,214 We all got pink eye 49 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,042 because you won't stop texting on the toilet. 50 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,048 But Uncle Steve taught me how to ride a bike! 51 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,129 No, "Steve" put that memory in your brain 52 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:29,340 so he could live in your house, eat your food, and multiply. 53 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,050 We could be infested with these things. 54 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,726 [ Belches] So we got to keep an eye out 55 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,644 for any zany, wacky characters that pop up. 56 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,188 Ooh, whee! 57 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,685 Whatever you want, Rick! We're here to help! 58 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,311 Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole. 59 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:42,065 I always could count on you. 60 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:45,694 ♪♪ 61 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:53,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 62 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:14,968 ♪♪ 63 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,764 All right. There's six of us, and that's it. 64 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,646 Me, Morty, Jerry, Beth, Mr. Poopybutthole, and Summer. 65 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:24,228 Maybe you got the first one in time, Rick! 66 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,279 - Can't afford to chance it. - [ beep ] 67 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,159 Dad, why does our house have blast shields? 68 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:35,534 Trust me, Beth, you don't want to know 69 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:36,831 how many answers that question has. 70 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,784 Ooh, gosh, it feels claustrophobic! 71 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,289 Reminds me of that time 72 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,463 we all got stuck in the elevator together. 73 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:46,417 Y-- remember that? After "The Hulk" musical? 74 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:50,221 [ Grunting ] [ Muzak playing] 75 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,514 Jerry, buttons don't work better if you hit them harder, 76 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,307 And foam fists don't make you strong. 77 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,351 I know. Friends make you strong. 78 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,520 I watched the same musical you did. 79 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,472 Why couldn't I bring my portal gun? 80 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:01,898 [ Winces ] 81 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,520 Why did all the drinks have to be extra large? 82 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,227 Oh, the Hulk. I just got that. 83 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,813 Just pee your pants. I did it the minute we got stuck. 84 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,694 Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, shame me. 85 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:12,401 At least when I'm disgusting, it's on purpose. 86 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,361 Oh, y'all, we're gonna be fine. 87 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,539 I've always been here for you guys, and I always will be. 88 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,868 [ Chuckles ] Somebody call for repairs? 89 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,373 ALL: Yay! Cousin Nicky! 90 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:23,669 It's me, cousin Nicky. 91 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,588 I'm walkin' here! I mean, I'm not. 92 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,541 I'm crouched in the elevator shaft, 93 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,252 but hey, I'm walkin' here! 94 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,587 [ laughter ] 95 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,263 It's true. 96 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,557 We really do get into some crazy situations as a family, 97 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,760 mostly when we're cooped up like this. 98 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,845 Hey, maybe Mr. Poopypants is right. 99 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,396 L-let's get some fresh air. 100 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,723 Come on, cousin Nicky. You heard Rick. 101 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,353 We have to stay quarantined 102 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,980 until we know that there's no more of these things. 103 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,481 I hear you, Morty. 104 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,279 Back in Brooklyn, we got a sayin' -- 105 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,277 "We're walkin' here!" [ laughter] 106 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:52,573 Nicky, get -- 107 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:53,775 Oh! [ gasps ] 108 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,577 [groaning] What the...? 109 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,575 Cousin Nicky was a parasite?! 110 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,497 Six, Morty! There's supposed to be six of us! 111 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,746 If there's seven, then that means somebody's not real. 112 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,372 But how did you know it was Nicky? 113 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:04,954 I guessed. That's why I aimed for his shoulder. 114 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:06,879 So we can't trust any of our memories now? 115 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,083 Nicky was the reason we found that old Nazi submarine. 116 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,509 Did that not even happen? 117 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,632 Well, of course it happened. 118 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:16,306 Now that I possess the mighty staff of Rah-gubaba, 119 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,600 the world will tremble before the Fourth Reich! 120 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:19,892 This is the last time 121 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,141 I ask you for help on my history final, Rick. 122 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:25,565 Hey, we got a word for Nazis back in Brooklyn, pal. 123 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,313 I'm comfortable being called a Nazi. 124 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:30,566 You think there's some other word that will hurt my feelings? 125 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:32,943 Yeah. Think before you talk shit. 126 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:36,027 Rah-gubaba, help me kill America! 127 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,111 ALL: Mr. Beauregard! 128 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:42,792 After due consideration, I have elected not to retire. 129 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,618 - ALL: Yeah! - Oh, thank god! 130 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,921 Now, I believe someone has a final exam to attend. 131 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:50,340 Set a course for Marty's high school. 132 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,793 Perhaps I'm biased, but if that story never happened, 133 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:55,629 then I wouldn't still be the family butler. 134 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:56,929 [ Chuckles ] Dare to dream. 135 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,006 Wait. 136 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,346 And if Mr. Beauregard wasn't our butler, 137 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:03,804 it's safe to say the family'd be in a hell of a lot of trouble. 138 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,764 [ Iaughter] No! Don't flashback! 139 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,224 You're just gonna make more swelling. 140 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,479 - Don't worry, Jerry. - Just relax. 141 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:09,650 We called the fire department. 142 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,649 You know they won't come here anymore. 143 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:12,729 [grunting ] 144 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,114 [all gasp] 145 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,817 Marmalade is sewed. 146 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,527 - Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah! 147 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:19,953 [Jerry laughs] Oh, whee! 148 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:22,827 I guess I take back what I said about British cuisine. 149 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:23,998 [ laughter ] 150 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,121 [ laughter] Take that, Summer! 151 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,793 We're trying to sleep. 152 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,666 I don't want to go to the dance alone. 153 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:32,591 MR. BEAUREGARD: Then perhaps you shouldn't. 154 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,589 Aww. Mr. Beauregard. 155 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,763 - Shall we, master Morty? - We shall. 156 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,806 Oh, wait, don't leave without letting 157 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,679 Photography Raptor take a picture. 158 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,760 [ Raptor screeches ] [ camera shutter clicks ] 159 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:44,970 [ laughter ] 160 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,101 Everybody stop remembering! 161 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,853 These parasites are like bed bugs, 162 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,980 and every flashback is another mattress. Look! 163 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,608 There's only supposed to be six people in this house. 164 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:54,859 But there's always been 10. 165 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:55,939 No! 166 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,695 Uh, the fact that I wrote this number down 167 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:58,866 means that there's four parasites. 168 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:00,114 You sure about that, Rick'? 169 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,866 Begging your pardon, master Rick, 170 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,947 but I seem to recall a great deal of confusion 171 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,122 surrounding that number. 172 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,575 All right, there's six of us. 173 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:07,830 [ Belches ] And that's it. 174 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,537 Me, Morty, Jerry, Beth, Mr. Poopybutthole, 175 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,839 Frankenstein, Sleepy Gary, Photography Raptor, 176 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,211 Mr. Beauregard, and Summer. 177 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,089 Uh, dad, that's like 10 people. 178 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,044 6, 10, what's the difference? 179 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,631 I just love the number 6 for no reason! 180 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:21,886 Where's my pencil at? 181 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,262 Here, Rick! Use me! 182 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,059 Oh, thanks, Pencilvester! 183 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,183 Yeah, I-| g-- I guess that is what happened, 184 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,139 but I-l don't get why I would do that. 185 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,895 Everybody makes mistakes, Rick. 186 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,897 Why do you think I have one of these? 187 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,944 [ Iaughter, camera shutter clicks] 188 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,317 That's it. Photos. 189 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,943 Hard evidence. 190 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,742 You're not in any of my photos, Mr. Poopybutthole. 191 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,569 Well, what do you know about this? 192 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:45,030 You're not in any of mine. 193 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:49,163 All I have are pictures of me and my friends from school. 194 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,791 What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family? 195 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,713 It's not like we're Mormon or dying. 196 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:56,837 I will admit it's suspicious that Summer's only friend 197 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,716 is a magic ballerina lamb that we've never seen. 198 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:00,795 Summer! 199 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,255 Tinkles! 200 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,054 It's past my bedtime. [ giggles ] 201 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,135 Not in Never Past Bedtime Land! 202 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,061 Here we go! 203 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,639 ♪ Summer and Tinkles ♪ 204 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,144 ♪ Friends with each other ♪ 205 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:15,227 ♪ Living in Never Past Bedtime Land ♪ 206 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,153 ♪ No kitchen sinkles ♪ 207 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,946 ♪ No little brother ♪ 208 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,946 ♪ Going to raves and waving our hands ♪ 209 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:23,777 [ rapping ] ♪ Summer and Tinkle, friends to the end ♪ 210 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,453 ♪ Group text the whole crew, my motherfuckin' friends! ♪ 211 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,326 ♪ Ketchup to the salt, salt to the fry ♪ 212 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:28,827 ♪ "T" to the "inkle" with a capital "I" ♪ 213 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,705 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 214 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,837 - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! - Summer, we're trying to sleep. 215 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,415 It was Tinkles! 216 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:37,499 Tinkles? 217 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,213 That is su-- [belches] -- suspicious. 218 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,215 We're always hearing about this Tinkles character, 219 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,921 - But we never get to -- - Hi, everybody. 220 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,098 I'm Tinkles, and these are my friends. 221 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:46,265 [all sigh] 222 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:47,934 See, everyone? Tinkles is real. 223 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,261 That means so am I. 224 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,472 - Sorry, Summer. - Man, I'm sorry, Summer. 225 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:54,182 I was on the wrong side of the pitchfork on this one. 226 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,984 Okay, look, we shouldn't need evidence or logic 227 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,062 to know who's family and who isn't. 228 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,863 I know who the Smiths are. 229 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,941 I've known Beth since High School. 230 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,822 And her husband, sleepy Gary, 231 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,029 is hands down my absolute best friend. 232 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,238 Thanks, Jerry. 233 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,119 Beyond that, no offense to any of you, 234 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,541 but all bets are off. 235 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:14,085 Look, I'm not used to being this unsure for this long. 236 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,537 I'm just gonna aim for shoulders starting with the weird girl. 237 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:16,621 Aah! 238 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,003 - Grandpa Rick! - Hold still, "Summer." 239 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,255 Rick, that is my daughter. 240 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,883 Oh, yeah? Well, what if you just think that, sleepy Gary? 241 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:26,181 I've known you for 15 years. Don't make me hurt you. 242 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,509 Rick, these are our family and friends, 243 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,343 the people we barbecue with. 244 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,350 Have you forgotten the barbecue? 245 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,851 Wait, why would you want me to -- 246 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,147 You're one of them, aren't you? 247 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:38,147 Rick. You love those barbecues, Rick. 248 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,478 You love them. Hai! 249 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:40,938 Remember it, Rick? 250 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,274 Shut up, Hamurai! Shut up, Amish Cyborg! 251 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,074 What is this? '90s Conan? 252 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,027 ALL: Remember the barbecue. 253 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:50,114 Remember the barbecue. 254 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,290 [ Chatter] You know what, Pencilvester? 255 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,367 It took me my whole life to realize it, 256 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,044 but I love barbecuing. 257 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:57,871 - You're good at it, Rick. - Watch me, baby. 258 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,922 I'm like Tom Cruise from, um, "Cuisine" 259 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,592 or w-whatever that movie's called where he makes drinks. 260 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,044 Yeah, check me out. 261 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,629 I'm like Tom Cruise from "Cuisine." 262 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,055 [ chuckles ] Yeah. 263 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,552 Is that what it's called? "Cuisine"? 264 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,099 Wow! Hey, everybody. 265 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,348 Let's give it up for the grillmaster Rick! 266 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:13,599 Rick! Rick! Rick! 267 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,682 [all chanting "Rick"] 268 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:18,600 Wait. 269 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:21,144 [ Breathing heavily] 270 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:22,771 Noooooo! 271 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,363 Shoot. Now look. 272 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:25,611 It's like a "Where's Waldo?" page. 273 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:26,987 Can you find me? 274 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,319 Check out all these zany characters. 275 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,278 We'll be right back after these messages. 276 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,165 I think you should put down the gun 277 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,708 and we should get you to a doctor. 278 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,582 What do you say we take down these blast shields? 279 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,128 - ALL: yeah. - I can't do that, sleepy Gary. 280 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,626 All right, everybody listen to me. 281 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,127 I don't know if any of you guys are real, 282 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,130 but this house has been infested with fake loved ones 283 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,756 that spread through fake memories, 284 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,587 and our planet will be destroyed if they get out. 285 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:48,796 [grunts] 286 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,723 But, Rick, even you have to admit 287 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,052 you do tend to overreact to stuff. 288 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,511 You guys, we got to hurry. 289 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,062 I just got back from Walmart. 290 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,765 They're selling Nintendo 3DS systems for $149.99 on sale, 291 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,146 plus every time you buy one, you get a $50 gift card. 292 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,524 Brings the total price down to $110 after tax. 293 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,697 Now, listen, we can flip those sons of bitches 294 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,069 for 230 bucks apiece easy! 295 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,071 They're all limited-edition "Zelda" ones. 296 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,743 Hurry! Hurry! Come with me! 297 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,821 We can be rich, and we also all get to keep one 298 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,622 and we can play Nintendo games! 299 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,791 Nintendo, give me free stuff. 300 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,085 Okay, yes, I definitely remember doing that, 301 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,958 but also, I would never do that. 302 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,584 Don't overreact, Rick. 303 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,666 Sleepy Gary, a word? Sure, Jerry. 304 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,251 Rick, keep a level head, okay? 305 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,008 'Cause I'll tell you a secret about Frankenstein -- 306 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:33,217 He's actually Frankenstein's monster. 307 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:37,850 Sleepy Gary, m-my head is filled 308 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,226 with memories of our friendship. 309 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,773 I'm convinced that you're Beth's husband 310 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,101 and I'm your friend, 311 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,277 but if those memories can't be trusted, then... 312 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,729 Jerry, just say it. 313 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,986 Sleepy Gary, how do we know I'm real? 314 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,988 Jesus, Jerry. 315 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,489 No, you're real. 316 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:53,866 Hey, look at me. 317 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,538 Now, I don't know which way is up out there, 318 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,162 but I know us, and you're real, Jerry. 319 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,868 Remember our vacation? 320 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,248 They're filming that new "Star Wars" movie down the coast. 321 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,423 Should we check it out? 322 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,501 Sure. Why not? 323 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:19,058 Maybe we'll see Chewbacca. 324 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,265 I'd like that. 325 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,401 [moaning ] 326 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,194 What are we doing? 327 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:37,747 I don't give a damn what else happens out there. 328 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,416 You and I are going to survive this. 329 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,492 Okay. 330 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,453 Hey, we agreed. 331 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,209 Never in the house. 332 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,504 That's a cool watch there, Rick. 333 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:49,630 Can I check it out? 334 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,256 Uh, no thank -- [grunts] 335 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,258 Okay. 336 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,304 Trying to figure out 337 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,426 how to lower the blast shields, huh? 338 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,382 Anybody here think it's suspicious 339 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,844 that a lot of people in here can't wait to get out of here? 340 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:02,352 Ah, you're paranoid, Rick. You've been paranoid since 'Nam. 341 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,932 So, what are you gonna do 342 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,358 when you rotate back to the world, Frankenstein? 343 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:08,107 Shi-i-i-i-t. I'mma bust a -- 344 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:11,156 [grunts] No! Get out of my head, parasite! 345 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,073 - No! - Drop it. 346 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,240 Give me the gun, Frankenstein! 347 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,569 [ Indistinct shouting ] 348 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,324 Give it back! 349 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,280 Yeah! [ applause ] 350 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,365 Frankenstein! 351 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,955 [ Breathing heavily] ls anyone here even real? 352 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,581 Am I the only real person on Earth?! 353 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,708 REVERSE GIRAFFE: Maybe. 354 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:28,540 Or maybe, just maybe, we're all real. 355 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:29,795 You know me. I'm Reverse Giraffe. 356 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,547 I have a short neck and legs. 357 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,094 I went to college with Hamurai. Hai! 358 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,263 I saved Ghost In A Jar's life in Vietnam. 359 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,261 Boo rah! And, Beth, how many times 360 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,342 have I been a shoulder for you to cry on? 361 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,223 [sighs] Too many. 362 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,145 Okay, so maybe we're just all fake. 363 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,723 That don't make no sense! 364 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,525 Or maybe there's only one deceiver here -- 365 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,726 The person that keeps telling us 366 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,438 the path to salvation is being held prisoner 367 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:52,773 and mistrusting each other. 368 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:53,981 Hey, don't blame me! 369 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,362 I tried to shoot Summer 10 minutes ago! 370 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,785 I know we all have beloved memories of Rick, 371 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,737 but are we really supposed to believe 372 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,495 that a mad scientist inventor with a flying car 373 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:06,043 just showed up on our doorstep after being gone for years? 374 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,541 Yeah, you know, he does have 375 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,043 a lot of really weird, made-up sounding catchphrases. 376 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,545 Wubba lubba dub dub! 377 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,843 Ricky ticky tavi, beyotch! 378 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,967 And that's the wa-a-a-a-y the news goes. 379 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,172 Hit the sack, Jack. 380 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,008 Uh-oh! Somersault jump. 381 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,092 AIDS! 382 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:25,139 And that's why I always say shum shum shlippedy dop! 383 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,225 Grassss tastes bad-ah. 384 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,355 No jumpin' in the sewer. 385 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,561 Burger time! 386 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,442 Rubber baby baby bunkers! 387 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,444 Lick, lick, lick my balls! 388 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,866 [ Iaughs ] Yeah! 389 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,158 Say that all the time. 390 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,451 [all muttering] 391 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,120 That's a fake-ass catchphrase right there. 392 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,368 Yeah, don't forget his incredibly vague back story. 393 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,995 Beth, I'm your father! 394 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,246 Oh, are you, dad? Are you? 395 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,078 Rick, if you want to prove you're real, 396 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,289 just do what any of the rest of us would do and -- 397 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,588 and -- and open the blast shields 398 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,382 and let us the hell out of here! 399 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,462 Why don't you make me, implausibly naive pubescent boy 400 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,047 with an old Jewish comedy writer's name? 401 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,382 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 402 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,593 WOMAN: In your face! 403 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,302 Give me the gun. 404 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,434 I'm not doing this in front of Pencilvester. 405 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,231 Bring him to the garage. 406 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,604 [all cheering] 407 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,527 You listen to me, you son of a bitch parasite scum. 408 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,152 We could either do this the easy way or the hard way. 409 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,402 You know, y-y-y-- do you want to live? 410 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,950 Then open the blast shield doors. 411 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,652 Shut up, Morty, you brainwashed, little turd 412 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:23,204 that might not even be real because I'm brainwashed, too. 413 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,997 You know, Rick, this isn't easy for us. 414 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,666 You know, w-we all remember you as a friend. 415 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,493 Oh, oh, oh, really? 416 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,374 Well, I remember you as a whiny, little piece of shit, Morty! 417 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,625 - Oh -- oh, yeah? - Yeah! 418 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,422 I've got about a thousand memories 419 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,671 of your dumb, little ass and about six of them are pleasant. 420 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,502 The rest is annoying garbage. 421 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,508 So why don't you do us both a favor and pull the trigger? 422 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:40,713 Do it! Do it, motherfucker! 423 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,721 Pull the fucking trigger! 424 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,386 - [ Screeches ] - Oh, wow. 425 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,312 Baby Wizard was a parasite? 426 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,186 He set me up with my wife. 427 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,107 [ Screeches ] - What the hell? 428 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,651 I figured it out, Rick! 429 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,194 The parasites can only create pleasant memories. 430 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,486 I know you're real 431 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,611 because I have a ton of bad memories with you! 432 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:04,787 ♪ These memories that we have ♪ 433 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:12,417 ♪ These memories that we cherish ♪ 434 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:22,132 ♪ I wish that we can go back to that time ♪ 435 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,341 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 436 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,597 Holy crap, Morty, you're right. 437 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,678 Is -- is -- isn't that what you were trying to make me understand by yelling at me? 438 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,355 Well, yeah, duh-doy. 439 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,184 T-took you long enough. 440 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,268 [whirring] 441 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,270 RICK: Now let's go, Morty. 442 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,447 We got a lot of friends and family to exterminate. 443 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,320 - [grunts] " [ screaming] 444 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,487 Everybody remain calm! This is gonna take some explaining. 445 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:48,244 We need to kill everyone that we can only remember fondly. 446 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,416 Who's got a bad memory about Mrs. Refrigerator? 447 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,244 I-l-l-l -- everyone has bad memories of me. 448 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,170 You remember that one lime? 449 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,247 [screaming ] 450 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,258 Ooh, man, we couldn't stop screaming. 451 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,681 Uh, roller coasters aren't bad, Mrs. Refrigerator. 452 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,383 They're thrilling. 453 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,812 And you've been a perfect companion to me my entire life. 454 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,264 The jig is up! 455 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,848 [whimpering ] Get me out of here. 456 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,558 Get me out of here! 457 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,268 Aah! [ screeching ] 458 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,819 - [ all gasping] - Oh shit! 459 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,693 Everybody back! If you're not a parasite, 460 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,739 you have nothing to fear. So what about Summer? 461 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,614 Why am I always your go-to? 462 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,321 [grunts] [Whimpers] 463 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,782 - Never go in my room again. - I didn't! 464 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:31,787 She's real. 465 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,539 She's my bitch of a sister. 466 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:35,544 Nice. 467 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:37,955 ♪♪ 468 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,625 Mom, are you driving me to -- 469 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,426 Hmm? Yeah, yeah, yes. What time? 470 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,799 Oh, my god. Are you drunk? 471 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,380 [ Belches ] What are you'? 472 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,760 My wife coach? - Your what? 473 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,341 - Oh! God! - Oh. Oh, my gosh. 474 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,346 - Oh! God! Mom! - Sweetheart, are you okay? 475 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,597 I didn't mean to -- 476 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,849 I'm gonna have a bruise! It's picture day! 477 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,853 It's not -- don't overreact. I can clean it up. 478 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,855 [ Sobs ] I want the police to take me! 479 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,777 Morty, give a gun to the lady 480 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,946 that got pregnant with me too early 481 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,319 and constantly makes it our problem. 482 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,071 Thank you, sweetie. 483 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,072 Beth, Beth, please! 484 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,198 I thought it was too good to be true 485 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,530 that we'd have compatible kidneys. 486 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,614 [ Screeches ] 487 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,083 [guns cock] 488 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,126 [screaming ] 489 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,872 [ Blasting ] 490 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,000 [ Screeching ] 491 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,470 Come on, man. 492 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,968 Haven't we ever had an uncomfortable silence 493 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,765 or an awkward fart on a road trip? 494 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,763 Come on, Pencilvester. Give me anything. 495 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,094 Rick, I'm Pencilvester. 496 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,100 Listen to that name. You can't kill me. 497 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,181 You're right. 498 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,559 Kill Pencilvester. 499 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,482 [ Screeches ] 500 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:44,438 [ Screeches ] 501 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:46,732 [ Screeching ] 502 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,110 [tinkle!] 503 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,912 Summer, I've always loved you! 504 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,036 Yep. [ screeches ] 505 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,492 [all gasp] 506 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,833 [ Screeching ] 507 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,298 [ Shouts ] 508 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:10,548 Oh, my god! 509 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,258 I-I-l thought you went to a concert! 510 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,470 We forgot the tickets! Why in the kitchen?! 511 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,351 I do it everywhere! Stop shaming me! 512 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,148 You're not the victim here! 513 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,100 I hate you, and I was thinking about your friend Grace! 514 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,184 Aaaaaah! 515 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:26,110 [ Screeching ] 516 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,775 Ah. Master Rick. 517 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,782 Remember when you weren't going to shoot me? 518 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:32,862 [ Screeches ] 519 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,581 I guess /did the Butler! Ha ha! 520 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,499 Does -- d-does that scan? 521 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,827 Oh, I-l get it. 522 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,911 It's a play on "The Butler Did lt." 523 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,372 Thanks, Ghost In A Jar. 524 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,550 You always were good at pointing out potentially obscure comedy. 525 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:47,585 [ Screeches ] 526 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:49,920 [ Screeches ] 527 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,389 You got to hide me, sleepy Gary. 528 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,808 Don't worry. I have a plan. 529 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,556 If we can get to my boat, there's a -- 530 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,636 [ screeches ] 531 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:58,929 No. No! 532 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:02,893 Just send me to Gary. I want to be with Gary. 533 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,103 Oh, god. [whimpering] 534 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,984 Whoa. What the hell? 535 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,440 Look out for that homeless guy! 536 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,741 Open the door! Open the door! Open the door! 537 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,069 There isn't time! Just run! 538 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,745 [grunts] Get out here and help me! 539 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,494 They say you shouldn't do that! Just run! 540 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:20,372 Ugh. Sorry, Jerry. You're real. 541 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,579 [ Crying ] I'm a parasite! 542 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,756 Yeah, but you're real. 543 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:28,801 Uh, uh, I need time to forget about sleepy Gary. 544 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,298 Me, too. 545 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:32,922 [whirring] 546 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,387 RICK: From now on, let's all be careful 547 00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,844 to wash our hands when we get back from outer space. 548 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,474 That goes for everyone. 549 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,770 This is depressing. 550 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,814 We killed every good person in the house. 551 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,813 We're what's left? What a family. 552 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,485 At least we're real, Jerry. 553 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,233 We're real. Ricky ticky tavi! 554 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,815 Ooh, whee! Amen to that. 555 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,526 Now, this little Poopypants is hungry. 556 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,532 Will somebody pass me a pork chop? 557 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,612 [ Chomping ] 558 00:19:58,656 --> 00:19:59,782 Huh. 559 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,742 I-is -- is something wrong, Beth? 560 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:02,952 Ow! 561 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,252 [screams] Oh, my god! 562 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,454 RICK: No, Beth! Oh fuck! 563 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,336 Wait, but I -- 564 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,587 - Oh, Beth! Why?! - I need an ambulance! 565 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,259 There's been a shooting. My wife shot... 566 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:13,087 Uh, my -- my wife shot a long-time family friend. 567 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,171 Why? 568 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,882 Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god, Mr. Poopybutthole. 569 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,558 - I-l thought -- - Keep breathing! 570 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,306 - Oh, god. What's happening? - Look at me! 571 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,853 Look at me! Don't -- don't fall asleep! 572 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,896 Is -- is this what bleeding to death is? 573 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,724 Oh, whee. ls this how I die? 574 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:25,899 Oh, geez! Oh, my god! 575 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,568 Why would you do this? Beth. 576 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,441 It's not supposed to hurt. 577 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,316 - L-l thought... [siren wails] 578 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,398 Ooh, whee. 579 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:36,661 JV' 580 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,067 Oh, he -- he's looking a lot better. 581 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:13,944 RICK: Listen, Beth, don't torture yourself. 582 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,900 I made a similar mistake years ago, 583 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,361 but, you know, on a planetary scale. 584 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,912 Is, um, is he mad at me? 585 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,785 He's not pressing charges. 586 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,367 I mean, that's got to be the "You shot me" equivalent 587 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,669 of not being mad. 588 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,462 Can he have visitors? 589 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,790 He'd like to be alone. 590 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,843 He told me to tell you he's sorry 591 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,886 you didn't have bad memories of him? 592 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,766 If you love him, you should leave. 593 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,593 [ Door closes] 594 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,564 And that's the wa-a-a-a-y the news goes. 595 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,641 [screaming ] 596 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,358 MAN: Did you get any of that? 597 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,562 MAN: It's-a good show-a. 597 00:21:53,305 --> 00:22:53,549 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP