1 00:00:01,307 --> 00:00:03,619 So, Jessica, I heard you broke up with Brad. 2 00:00:03,667 --> 00:00:05,766 Who are you gonna date now that you can date anyone? 3 00:00:05,814 --> 00:00:06,782 I don't know. 4 00:00:06,830 --> 00:00:10,181 I mean, obviously if someone special comes along... 5 00:00:10,392 --> 00:00:12,376 Bu-But I mean really special, like, 6 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:14,742 nothing I've even remotely considered in the past. 7 00:00:14,790 --> 00:00:16,581 - Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. - I want that kind of love like 8 00:00:16,628 --> 00:00:18,009 - that docking kind of love. - Oh, yeah. 9 00:00:18,056 --> 00:00:20,766 Like, penis in the foreskin kind of love... 10 00:00:20,814 --> 00:00:23,306 - Mm-hmm... - just, like, warm, just like... 11 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:26,225 He-e-aw... 12 00:00:29,110 --> 00:00:30,273 Everybody off. 13 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:31,357 Morty, I need your help. 14 00:00:31,405 --> 00:00:33,390 W-W-W-We... We need to go on a quick adventure. 15 00:00:33,438 --> 00:00:34,912 You said I could go to school today. 16 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,061 No. That was before I needed something, Morty. 17 00:00:37,109 --> 00:00:39,295 There's a plasma shard in the Abadango Cluster. 18 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,787 A princess has it. If I get it, I'll be awesome. 19 00:00:41,835 --> 00:00:44,318 We've been going non-stop, Rick. It's not healthy. 20 00:00:44,366 --> 00:00:45,825 You know, these are my teenage years. 21 00:00:45,873 --> 00:00:47,897 I-I just found out Jessica's single. 22 00:00:47,945 --> 00:00:50,945 Oh, that's... Wow, Morty. Wow. What an exciting life you lead. 23 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:53,366 Let's go. In and out, 20 minutes adventure. 24 00:00:54,499 --> 00:00:57,503 - They're on our tail! - Steady, Morty. Five cetons. 25 00:00:57,553 --> 00:01:00,937 ♪♪ 26 00:01:03,195 --> 00:01:05,304 Steady, God damn it! Two cetons. 27 00:01:06,123 --> 00:01:07,310 Wha! 28 00:01:11,558 --> 00:01:12,815 Fire! 29 00:01:15,286 --> 00:01:16,717 Pull up, Morty, pull up! Pull up! 30 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:24,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 31 00:01:25,171 --> 00:01:29,943 ♪♪ Triumphant music plays... 32 00:01:48,771 --> 00:01:50,960 Oh, 33 00:01:51,015 --> 00:01:52,217 Oh! 34 00:01:52,265 --> 00:01:54,335 Ahh! Ahh! 35 00:01:54,452 --> 00:01:56,499 I can't do this anymore! 36 00:01:56,569 --> 00:01:59,388 That was seriously up. We almost died. 37 00:01:59,436 --> 00:02:02,442 - So you agree? yes! - That w... T-This was insane! 38 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:03,593 That was pure luck. 39 00:02:03,641 --> 00:02:06,202 I was not in control of that situation at all. 40 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,381 - Look at this, Morty. - Look at my hand. 41 00:02:12,429 --> 00:02:15,343 Look at this shit. Why do you keep doing this to us?! 42 00:02:15,398 --> 00:02:17,170 - I don't know, Morty. - Maybe I hate myself, 43 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:18,498 maybe I think I deserve to die. 44 00:02:18,546 --> 00:02:20,069 I-I-I-I don't... I don't know! 45 00:02:23,741 --> 00:02:25,202 We need a vacation. 46 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:29,233 ♪♪ 47 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:33,061 ♪♪ 48 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:37,140 ♪♪ 49 00:02:37,187 --> 00:02:41,007 ♪♪ 50 00:02:41,283 --> 00:02:44,983 ♪♪ 51 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:48,858 ♪♪ 52 00:02:49,066 --> 00:02:52,788 ♪♪ 53 00:02:52,927 --> 00:02:57,029 ♪♪ *RICK AND MORTY* Season 03 Episode 06 Title: "Rest and Ricklaxation" 54 00:02:57,245 --> 00:03:01,077 ♪♪ Relaxing music plays... 55 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,429 - Isn't that something? - You were right... 56 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,038 Best day spa in the galaxy. 57 00:03:07,101 --> 00:03:08,194 It's not even cruel, either. 58 00:03:08,242 --> 00:03:10,194 These things are just doing what they do in the wild... 59 00:03:10,241 --> 00:03:11,904 It loves swallowing stressed-out creatures 60 00:03:11,952 --> 00:03:13,499 for 20 minutes and then puking them up. 61 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,828 My whole body's like a baby's ass. 62 00:03:16,132 --> 00:03:17,866 Complimentary psychological detox? 63 00:03:17,914 --> 00:03:19,609 Removes all your cognitive toxins, 64 00:03:19,906 --> 00:03:21,052 purifies your system. 65 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,802 Oof, this guy on commission or something? 66 00:03:22,850 --> 00:03:24,591 I don't think... Are you on commission? 67 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,555 We're not on commission. We get paid by the hour. 68 00:03:26,602 --> 00:03:27,980 There's no incentive really... 69 00:03:28,028 --> 00:03:29,155 Oh, my God. Okay, listen... 70 00:03:29,203 --> 00:03:30,502 W-W-W-We'll try the machine, 71 00:03:30,550 --> 00:03:32,304 but... but I'd like you to try something. 72 00:03:32,372 --> 00:03:35,170 Try swallowing the giant ball of snot 73 00:03:35,233 --> 00:03:37,334 that's dangling around in the back of your throat. 74 00:03:37,382 --> 00:03:38,385 It's disgusting. 75 00:03:38,432 --> 00:03:39,537 Nobody wants to hear that. 76 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,467 - That's what you do. - Okay, Rick, come on. Enough. 77 00:03:43,576 --> 00:03:45,951 Man, did you hear me bite that guy's head off? 78 00:03:46,038 --> 00:03:47,546 Geez, I really need to chill. 79 00:03:47,607 --> 00:03:48,985 Maybe you should go through twice. 80 00:03:49,032 --> 00:03:51,710 All right, mister comedy man, you don't have to bust my balls. 81 00:03:51,758 --> 00:03:52,898 You're not helping things. 82 00:03:53,297 --> 00:03:56,801 Rick, is this thing supposed to be making this... 83 00:04:04,590 --> 00:04:06,468 Morty! 84 00:04:06,666 --> 00:04:08,062 - Ri-Rick... - Morty! 85 00:04:08,733 --> 00:04:09,976 What happened? 86 00:04:10,024 --> 00:04:12,062 We blew up, idiot! Are you really that stupid? 87 00:04:12,110 --> 00:04:14,241 Obviously the guy I yelled at overloaded the machine. 88 00:04:14,289 --> 00:04:16,835 It takes more than that to kill Rick and Morty, mother! 89 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,124 But this might do it. 90 00:04:21,172 --> 00:04:23,498 - Run, Morty! - E-Everything hurts! 91 00:04:23,546 --> 00:04:24,843 That's because you're worthless! 92 00:04:25,359 --> 00:04:27,273 Jesus, how big was this explosion? 93 00:04:27,321 --> 00:04:29,693 I'm a genius. I don't have time for this. 94 00:04:29,741 --> 00:04:31,109 W-W-We're in Hell, aren't we, Rick? 95 00:04:31,157 --> 00:04:33,585 - You're so stupid, Morty. - You're an Idiot. 96 00:04:33,653 --> 00:04:35,280 There's no such thing as Hell. 97 00:04:35,328 --> 00:04:37,077 I believe you, but I just want to die. 98 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:40,070 You can die when I say so. I control you. 99 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:42,687 I control the universe! Why am I bragging about that? 100 00:04:42,735 --> 00:04:43,796 I have nothing to prove. 101 00:04:43,844 --> 00:04:46,601 I'm surrounded by inferior pieces of and... 102 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:49,522 Toxins. 103 00:04:49,735 --> 00:04:52,187 We're not in Hell, Morty. We're in the detoxifier. 104 00:04:52,235 --> 00:04:54,109 The machine didn't blow up. It worked normally. 105 00:04:54,157 --> 00:04:55,490 It removed our toxins. 106 00:04:55,541 --> 00:04:57,041 We're the toxins. 107 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,145 Are you listening, 108 00:04:58,193 --> 00:04:59,614 you stupid little garbage person?! 109 00:04:59,662 --> 00:05:01,862 We're what got removed!! 110 00:05:04,207 --> 00:05:06,888 I hope you both found that detox sufficiently relaxing. 111 00:05:06,948 --> 00:05:09,266 Hey, man, listen... Those comments I made about your throat? 112 00:05:09,664 --> 00:05:10,685 It's all good. 113 00:05:10,733 --> 00:05:12,388 It's nice of you to let me off the hook. 114 00:05:12,458 --> 00:05:14,981 It's still unacceptable behavior, and I do regret it. 115 00:05:15,029 --> 00:05:17,231 Believe me, man, I've been working here a long time. 116 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:18,403 I get it. 117 00:05:22,190 --> 00:05:23,857 Hey, uh, you mind if I put on some music? 118 00:05:23,936 --> 00:05:25,919 Not at all. 119 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:28,772 ♪♪ Slow-tempo song plays... ♪ Grab my terrifolds ♪ 120 00:05:28,903 --> 00:05:30,552 - What is that? - I just hit shuffle. 121 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:31,966 Are you kidding? 122 00:05:32,014 --> 00:05:34,388 - This universe. - Oh, excuse me. 123 00:05:34,436 --> 00:05:36,467 We should listen to one random song a day, you know? 124 00:05:36,514 --> 00:05:37,998 We'd end up hearing more songs we didn't like, 125 00:05:38,045 --> 00:05:39,744 but we'd discover a lot more that we did. 126 00:05:39,792 --> 00:05:41,543 That is an interesting concept. 127 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:42,770 You know, it makes me wonder 128 00:05:42,818 --> 00:05:44,403 if there's an algorithmic expression 129 00:05:44,451 --> 00:05:46,014 that could achieve the ideal ratio. 130 00:05:46,427 --> 00:05:47,481 Listen to me... 131 00:05:47,592 --> 00:05:49,739 trying to calculate happiness over here. 132 00:05:49,794 --> 00:05:51,427 Hoo, if anyone could, Rick. 133 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:53,458 Hey, here's something no science could measure... 134 00:05:53,567 --> 00:05:55,585 I'm real proud to be your grandpa, Morty. 135 00:05:55,633 --> 00:05:57,341 Thanks, Rick. I love you. 136 00:05:57,477 --> 00:06:00,067 Yeah, mother! Yeah! Get it! Get some! 137 00:06:00,153 --> 00:06:02,271 Right up your bitch ass, you! 138 00:06:02,357 --> 00:06:04,160 Guess who just discovered a new element?! 139 00:06:04,326 --> 00:06:05,712 You think you could do that, Morty? 140 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,696 You think anyone but me could do that ever in a billion years? 141 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:10,861 Do you think if God existed he could do it? 142 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:11,981 The answer is no. 143 00:06:12,064 --> 00:06:14,118 If God exists, it's me. 144 00:06:14,204 --> 00:06:16,064 Yes, Rick. I-I agree, Rick. 145 00:06:16,150 --> 00:06:18,876 While you were flapping your parasitic turd holster, 146 00:06:18,923 --> 00:06:21,618 I discovered the toxic equivalent of electricity, Morty. 147 00:06:21,704 --> 00:06:22,733 What do you think about that? 148 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:24,743 Uh... I th... I think my voice is annoying. 149 00:06:24,829 --> 00:06:26,629 It is, and it's your best quality. 150 00:06:26,688 --> 00:06:28,040 So true. 151 00:06:28,157 --> 00:06:30,095 Now, who can tell me the common denominator 152 00:06:30,143 --> 00:06:31,736 of these two factions? 153 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,303 You don't know or y'all just bored? 154 00:06:34,407 --> 00:06:36,861 Hey, listen, you know, wha... If we're all bored over here, 155 00:06:36,915 --> 00:06:39,087 wouldn't the common denominator be you? 156 00:06:39,578 --> 00:06:41,310 Damn, Morty. That's hilarious. 157 00:06:41,358 --> 00:06:43,665 Normally I would come down on any kind of disruption, 158 00:06:43,748 --> 00:06:45,521 but it seems to represent a positive change 159 00:06:45,569 --> 00:06:46,614 for your character. 160 00:06:46,662 --> 00:06:48,184 Class dismissed! 161 00:06:48,248 --> 00:06:50,301 - Awesome, Morty! - You done good, Morty. 162 00:06:50,349 --> 00:06:51,357 Oh, yeah! 163 00:06:51,404 --> 00:06:52,889 - Thanks for the advice, Morty. - You got it. 164 00:06:52,936 --> 00:06:54,505 - I did it, Morty! - I knew you could. 165 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,670 Hey, Morty, remember yesterday 166 00:06:55,717 --> 00:06:57,333 when I couldn't play the trombone? 167 00:06:57,381 --> 00:06:58,638 Well, check this out! 168 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,519 ♪♪ Plays "When the Saints Come Marching In... 169 00:07:00,567 --> 00:07:01,670 Just like I told you, Mitch... 170 00:07:01,717 --> 00:07:03,528 The music was in your heart the whole time. 171 00:07:03,576 --> 00:07:07,802 Stupid hat... Wish I had the courage to just be myself. 172 00:07:07,950 --> 00:07:09,083 There you are. 173 00:07:11,366 --> 00:07:13,240 You might have all these idiots fooled, 174 00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:15,560 but I know you're still the same pathetic loser 175 00:07:15,608 --> 00:07:17,794 hiding behind a confident facade. 176 00:07:18,052 --> 00:07:19,415 I know that because... 177 00:07:19,576 --> 00:07:21,691 I'm doing the same thing, brother. 178 00:07:21,739 --> 00:07:24,206 I'm not alone anymore! 179 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:27,527 Hey, Morty. Word around school is you've become super healthy. 180 00:07:27,575 --> 00:07:28,831 I don't know about all that. 181 00:07:28,879 --> 00:07:31,299 I do, however, know that I have a pretty bad case of 182 00:07:31,347 --> 00:07:33,378 haven't taken you to dinner-itis. 183 00:07:33,467 --> 00:07:34,756 Might be fatal. 184 00:07:35,257 --> 00:07:36,886 Hey, kids. Uh, hope I'm not interrupting. 185 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,343 Morty, a moment of your time? 186 00:07:38,413 --> 00:07:39,612 Happy to help, Rick. 187 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:40,843 I hate to bug you with this, 188 00:07:40,891 --> 00:07:43,475 but after our morning hike I started receiving very faint, 189 00:07:43,523 --> 00:07:45,941 highly unusual transmissions on my sub ether phone. 190 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,413 Listen. 191 00:07:51,485 --> 00:07:52,930 It's a bad phone. Chuck it. 192 00:07:52,977 --> 00:07:55,232 I downgraded to a clamshell for emergencies only. 193 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,841 You know, if... if... if something's worth saying, 194 00:07:56,888 --> 00:07:58,062 I-it's worth eye contact. 195 00:07:58,110 --> 00:08:00,335 Uh, I-I-I traced the source of the call 196 00:08:00,421 --> 00:08:01,845 back to the spa we went to, Morty. 197 00:08:01,893 --> 00:08:03,198 I thought I could hear a voice in there, 198 00:08:03,245 --> 00:08:05,440 so I enhanced it, a-and listen. 199 00:08:06,464 --> 00:08:08,452 - Hey, asshole! - Oh, man! 200 00:08:08,499 --> 00:08:10,406 - Remember us? - Oh, I don't like confrontation! 201 00:08:10,453 --> 00:08:12,234 You us, you pieces of garbage! 202 00:08:12,329 --> 00:08:14,476 That's right, you're garbage, not us. 203 00:08:14,524 --> 00:08:15,856 I'm a genius and a god. 204 00:08:15,904 --> 00:08:17,960 You really think this thing can hold me? 205 00:08:18,008 --> 00:08:19,601 I'm gonna rip your throat 206 00:08:19,648 --> 00:08:22,015 Morty, what if the toxic parts of us have their own identities, 207 00:08:22,062 --> 00:08:23,211 their own will to live? 208 00:08:23,273 --> 00:08:25,062 W-What if mine shares my intelligence 209 00:08:25,117 --> 00:08:26,859 and... devised a way to reach out to us? 210 00:08:26,915 --> 00:08:28,151 Sounds like he's in a lot of pain. 211 00:08:28,198 --> 00:08:30,258 Lot. O. Pain. 212 00:08:30,321 --> 00:08:32,243 But, you know, you shouldn't have to deal with that, man. 213 00:08:32,290 --> 00:08:33,789 You know, l-let's work off your trauma 214 00:08:33,852 --> 00:08:35,166 with some urban spin yoga. 215 00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:36,860 It's amazing. You do yoga on a bike, 216 00:08:36,908 --> 00:08:38,252 but you have an at-risk preteen... 217 00:08:38,314 --> 00:08:40,297 I don't think I can just blow this off, Morty. 218 00:08:40,407 --> 00:08:42,727 If I had known it worked this way, I wouldn't have detoxed. 219 00:08:42,812 --> 00:08:44,758 Well, I would have because I was toxic. 220 00:08:44,877 --> 00:08:48,024 Now I'm detoxed and I'm accountable to my toxins, right? 221 00:08:48,138 --> 00:08:50,774 I-It's a dilemma. I think I know what to do. 222 00:08:51,149 --> 00:08:52,484 - Morty! - Rick! 223 00:08:52,938 --> 00:08:55,118 You know, the only problem here is a big fat brain 224 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:57,407 that misses eating all them big fat problems. 225 00:08:57,484 --> 00:09:00,251 Focus on the good thing. Trust me, things are good. 226 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,260 Taking that away from me... 227 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:03,805 that wouldn't be healthy. 228 00:09:03,931 --> 00:09:05,422 ♪♪ Ominous music plays... 229 00:09:07,293 --> 00:09:09,719 Oh, man. World's Greatest Grandpa, for reals. 230 00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:11,500 It's not just a coffee cup for you, bud. 231 00:09:11,548 --> 00:09:12,981 You're legit. 232 00:09:16,021 --> 00:09:17,508 ♪♪ Piano music plays... 233 00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:19,251 I love drums. I never took drum lessons. 234 00:09:19,299 --> 00:09:22,118 Why? Limitations. We are addicted to our own limitations. 235 00:09:22,166 --> 00:09:23,250 How amazing is that? 236 00:09:23,298 --> 00:09:24,698 Is the kale prepared in the kitchen? 237 00:09:24,746 --> 00:09:26,251 I'll have a water. Uh... 238 00:09:26,373 --> 00:09:28,797 How is the... "cru-dite?" 239 00:09:28,845 --> 00:09:31,178 Crudité. It's a cup of carrot sticks. 240 00:09:31,226 --> 00:09:33,118 Ha! It's okay! Pronounce it however you want. 241 00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:34,766 Words are just things. Please. Thank you. 242 00:09:34,814 --> 00:09:36,126 We're having a conversation. 243 00:09:36,174 --> 00:09:39,029 God, I am so excited to finally have dinner with you. 244 00:09:39,077 --> 00:09:40,564 You know how long I've been waiting for this? 245 00:09:40,611 --> 00:09:41,993 It's like, whew! 246 00:09:42,055 --> 00:09:43,601 I-I-I wish you'd shut up, though. 247 00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:45,547 Just kidding. You know, you're so quiet. What's wrong? 248 00:09:45,594 --> 00:09:46,837 W-Why don't you tell me about yourself? 249 00:09:46,884 --> 00:09:48,656 What's the atmosphere like on planet Jessica? 250 00:09:48,704 --> 00:09:50,750 Where's the equator, what are the vacations, 251 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:51,805 a-and the holidays? 252 00:09:51,853 --> 00:09:54,461 I mean, you know, are they the same time? 253 00:09:54,509 --> 00:09:57,315 Talk to me. Well... I... like this restaurant. 254 00:09:57,363 --> 00:10:00,508 Holy ! Holy! We have a moron over here! 255 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:02,875 I'm an idiot. I can't believe I haven't thought of this. 256 00:10:02,923 --> 00:10:04,875 You have to do this detox thing I did. 257 00:10:04,956 --> 00:10:06,756 It's an alien spa, you go through it, 258 00:10:06,977 --> 00:10:08,043 fwoos-s-s-ssh, 259 00:10:08,162 --> 00:10:10,229 lasers, bwaa-bwaa-bwaa... 260 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:12,445 sucks everything out. 261 00:10:12,493 --> 00:10:14,294 Everything that was holding me back, everything bad, 262 00:10:14,341 --> 00:10:15,602 I mean, it just... 263 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:17,445 Right? 264 00:10:17,828 --> 00:10:19,233 Cooooool. 265 00:10:19,405 --> 00:10:21,555 Wow! Oh, my God! I can't believe this. 266 00:10:21,603 --> 00:10:23,536 Yeah, phones are awful, I downgraded to... 267 00:10:23,635 --> 00:10:25,234 I totally forgot my... 268 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,422 I have a... thing, and... 269 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,281 - Things are good. - You know what? Why am I doing that? 270 00:10:31,329 --> 00:10:32,728 That's more rude than the truth. 271 00:10:32,791 --> 00:10:34,836 Look, I'm sorry, Morty. I just don't think... 272 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:38,508 Do not. Even. You have no need to explain. 273 00:10:38,591 --> 00:10:40,789 - It's all good. - I think you'd get bored with me. 274 00:10:40,837 --> 00:10:42,820 E-Exactly. Look, the sparks aren't flying. 275 00:10:42,868 --> 00:10:44,656 This is what dating is for, you know? 276 00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:46,482 First date, no sparks. 277 00:10:46,530 --> 00:10:48,851 No damage, no worries. Life is a highway. 278 00:10:48,938 --> 00:10:50,640 We're gonna ride it all night lonnngg! 279 00:10:50,726 --> 00:10:52,737 Gonna eat some "crudite." Mmm! 280 00:10:52,813 --> 00:10:55,211 Is this organic? Mmm. All right. 281 00:10:55,259 --> 00:10:57,025 You know, the evening continues. 282 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,265 Okay, here we go. 283 00:10:59,370 --> 00:11:01,703 Ma'am, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. 284 00:11:01,751 --> 00:11:03,141 Your money's no good here. 285 00:11:03,549 --> 00:11:04,948 I'll... I'll get the next round, sir. 286 00:11:04,995 --> 00:11:07,547 - Aren't you a child - Only in the ways that matter. 287 00:11:07,624 --> 00:11:09,399 - Morty. - Stacy. 288 00:11:09,447 --> 00:11:10,903 I've been watching you drink, Stacy. 289 00:11:10,951 --> 00:11:12,586 I get the feeling you've got a hard job. 290 00:11:12,634 --> 00:11:14,273 I wonder what it takes to please you. 291 00:11:14,321 --> 00:11:16,703 That's the job I want... Part time, full time, 292 00:11:16,775 --> 00:11:18,227 I want to be good at it, bad at it, 293 00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:21,016 I want to get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, 294 00:11:21,064 --> 00:11:23,673 workplace accident... I'm on my knees, Stacy... 295 00:11:23,733 --> 00:11:26,557 Praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. 296 00:11:27,236 --> 00:11:29,228 What do you think about that? 297 00:11:30,055 --> 00:11:31,649 Okay. it. 298 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:32,939 Tink. 299 00:11:34,759 --> 00:11:35,985 Mm! 300 00:11:36,149 --> 00:11:37,907 Let's ask my grandpa. He's a scientist. 301 00:11:37,955 --> 00:11:40,946 Hey, Rick, are you familiar with "benoi" technology? 302 00:11:40,994 --> 00:11:41,993 Morty, great news. 303 00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:43,575 I went back to the spa and they let me purchase 304 00:11:43,622 --> 00:11:45,439 the containment unit from their detoxifier. 305 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,342 - Why? - Because we're coming home, bitch! 306 00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:49,155 - What is this? - This is the parts of 307 00:11:49,203 --> 00:11:50,757 your pussy grandpa that keep it real. 308 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,734 Oh... oh, and I think you dropped something, too! 309 00:11:52,781 --> 00:11:53,836 I don't want to be on camera. 310 00:11:53,883 --> 00:11:55,140 I'm ugly and gross, please. 311 00:11:55,188 --> 00:11:56,984 - Should I go? - You're your own person, Stacy. 312 00:11:57,031 --> 00:11:58,041 Then I'd like to stay. 313 00:11:58,089 --> 00:11:59,107 Rick, please tell me 314 00:11:59,155 --> 00:12:01,491 you're not trying to put that stuff back inside of us. 315 00:12:01,539 --> 00:12:04,093 Morty, I'm sorry. That stuff is alive and it belongs with us. 316 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,468 We yanked them from their homes and locked them in a can. 317 00:12:06,516 --> 00:12:07,929 Mother! 318 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,280 See? They're living in pain. 319 00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:11,108 That's what they do, Rick, they live in pain. 320 00:12:11,156 --> 00:12:12,358 They are pain, you know? 321 00:12:12,406 --> 00:12:14,544 They... they're all the bad parts of us, which, by the way, 322 00:12:14,591 --> 00:12:15,686 includes our dishonesty, 323 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,060 so how do you know this isn't all some sort of crazy trick? 324 00:12:18,108 --> 00:12:21,054 Oh, so now because I'm made entirely of toxins I'm also a liar? 325 00:12:21,127 --> 00:12:22,530 you, you little sociopath. 326 00:12:22,578 --> 00:12:24,835 - You hear this, Morty? - Oh, everybody hates me. I can tell. 327 00:12:24,882 --> 00:12:26,258 - Y-You all hate me... - All right, shut up, Morty. 328 00:12:26,305 --> 00:12:27,734 Healthy Rick, are we doing this or what? 329 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,920 Yep. Sorry, Morty. I need you to step into the booth. 330 00:12:29,968 --> 00:12:31,975 Don't negotiate with that little turd, dummy. 331 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,896 You're the Rick. You need to show dominance. 332 00:12:33,944 --> 00:12:36,624 Morty, booth, now. Booth! 333 00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:38,099 - Come on, Morty. - Don't touch me! 334 00:12:38,147 --> 00:12:40,929 Morty, do the healthy thing and voluntarily retoxify yourself. 335 00:12:41,009 --> 00:12:42,194 Nooooo! 336 00:12:42,242 --> 00:12:43,873 Is it wrong if I think this is kind of hot? 337 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,045 Let me out of here! Stacy, help! Open the door! 338 00:12:46,093 --> 00:12:47,968 I need to hear our safe word, Morty. 339 00:12:48,054 --> 00:12:49,640 Sea Cucumber! Sea Cucumber! 340 00:12:49,688 --> 00:12:51,855 What are you doing? I'll do anything for you, Morty. 341 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,116 No! 342 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:58,148 It worked! Yes! That idiot believed every word. 343 00:12:58,202 --> 00:13:00,812 Now let's see how he enjoys living in that shit tank. 344 00:13:00,953 --> 00:13:02,307 He's right behind me, isn't he? 345 00:13:02,403 --> 00:13:05,070 - He's in front of you. - Oh. My eyes are still adjusting. 346 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,984 Uh, is this like a sex dungeon? 347 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:09,164 I guess I should've been paying attention. 348 00:13:09,564 --> 00:13:11,228 After 70 years of being bottled up 349 00:13:11,276 --> 00:13:13,030 inside a sentimental jackass, 350 00:13:13,078 --> 00:13:14,510 I finally get to live my own life. 351 00:13:14,562 --> 00:13:16,750 - You said we were merging. - I lied, dumbass! 352 00:13:16,798 --> 00:13:17,850 I lie about everything! 353 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:20,006 Why would I ever re-merge with a pussy like you? 354 00:13:20,054 --> 00:13:22,123 So... you were just gonna trap us in that tank? 355 00:13:22,171 --> 00:13:25,216 T-That was your plan? Not was, mother... still is. 356 00:13:25,685 --> 00:13:26,763 Kill him, Rick! 357 00:13:26,811 --> 00:13:28,132 I don't like this! This is scary! 358 00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:29,459 All right, you asked for it. 359 00:13:29,507 --> 00:13:30,811 Did I ask for this? 360 00:13:30,999 --> 00:13:33,285 Did I ask for this? Huh? Did I? 361 00:13:34,059 --> 00:13:35,531 Assessing threat to groin. 362 00:13:35,601 --> 00:13:37,640 Groin System 6000. Kill him! 363 00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:40,866 That... is my groin's user. 364 00:13:40,914 --> 00:13:43,008 Believe me, I got a lot more use out of that thing 365 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,898 - than he ever did. - You know what? Not my table. 366 00:13:48,975 --> 00:13:54,015 You do know me. 367 00:13:54,121 --> 00:13:55,420 What the hell, Grandpa Rick? 368 00:13:55,523 --> 00:13:56,956 you, Summer! Sorry, Summer! 369 00:13:58,284 --> 00:14:00,242 Okay, okay, take it easy. Don't do it. 370 00:14:01,438 --> 00:14:02,515 I love you. Good boy. 371 00:14:02,563 --> 00:14:03,600 Daddy's little boy. 372 00:14:03,648 --> 00:14:04,696 Summer, get out of here! Go! 373 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:05,992 Oh, who's that? 374 00:14:06,044 --> 00:14:07,577 Who's that over there? 375 00:14:07,632 --> 00:14:10,233 - Oh, no. - You see the bad man in front of you? 376 00:14:10,281 --> 00:14:11,830 You're a good little boy, you're gonna get him. 377 00:14:11,878 --> 00:14:13,096 You're gonna get him. 378 00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:16,282 Ahh! 379 00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:17,814 Son of a... 380 00:14:23,425 --> 00:14:25,226 Ahh! 381 00:14:28,571 --> 00:14:29,869 Nice try, asshole. 382 00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:31,526 We can resolve our issues. 383 00:14:31,574 --> 00:14:33,307 We don't need to resort to over-the-top... 384 00:14:35,026 --> 00:14:36,118 Aah! 385 00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:37,822 I-I did it, Rick. I got the tank! 386 00:14:37,925 --> 00:14:39,737 I-I'm a piece of , but I got the tank! 387 00:14:39,794 --> 00:14:41,175 You're going in that tank, mother. 388 00:14:41,222 --> 00:14:43,433 You're gonna live in that toxic wasteland 389 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,494 like I had to do! 390 00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:45,604 - Ahh! - Ow! 391 00:14:49,190 --> 00:14:51,225 - That's right, mother... - You're going in that... 392 00:14:52,698 --> 00:14:54,369 Dads? 393 00:14:54,442 --> 00:14:56,135 Okay, just... Just leave her out of it. 394 00:14:56,183 --> 00:14:57,213 What's going on? 395 00:14:57,278 --> 00:14:58,733 All right, this. Time for plan B... 396 00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:00,673 If I can't trap you in a toxic world, 397 00:15:00,721 --> 00:15:02,885 I'll just make the whole world toxic. 398 00:15:04,307 --> 00:15:05,470 It's okay, girls. 399 00:15:05,518 --> 00:15:08,274 I-I'm so sorry I put us in danger with some of my behavior. 400 00:15:08,322 --> 00:15:10,682 I-If you'd like I can go out in the g-garden, 401 00:15:10,758 --> 00:15:13,237 pick some fresh basil, and make us a nice Scallopini. 402 00:15:13,285 --> 00:15:15,244 What did the booger version of you mean 403 00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:17,786 when he said he was going to make the whole world toxic? 404 00:15:17,865 --> 00:15:20,807 Believe me, sweetie, that man's motivations are a mystery. 405 00:15:20,855 --> 00:15:22,705 Screw that, Rick. We got to stop him. 406 00:15:22,753 --> 00:15:25,221 What's the last thing you'd think about doing with that tank thing? 407 00:15:25,268 --> 00:15:27,057 Morty, I appreciate what you're trying to do, 408 00:15:27,105 --> 00:15:28,665 but it's not our place, you know, 409 00:15:28,713 --> 00:15:31,408 to pick and choose which world gets saved from what apocalypse. 410 00:15:31,502 --> 00:15:34,424 Our... our toxins have as much a right to their worldview as... 411 00:15:34,472 --> 00:15:36,347 Morty, how is it healthy to slap me? 412 00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:37,783 Obviously my version of health 413 00:15:37,831 --> 00:15:39,451 is a hell of a lot different from yours, 414 00:15:39,534 --> 00:15:41,362 - you useless old turd. - Wait. That's it. 415 00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:43,152 How could that detox machine know the difference 416 00:15:43,199 --> 00:15:46,159 between healthy and sick for everything that goes through it? 417 00:15:46,207 --> 00:15:47,214 It can't. 418 00:15:47,262 --> 00:15:50,096 It must be by the individual's own definition of toxicity. 419 00:15:50,144 --> 00:15:51,549 That means... 420 00:15:52,065 --> 00:15:53,939 - Dad! What the... - What the hell, Rick? 421 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,150 I'll explain on the way. 422 00:15:55,198 --> 00:15:56,390 This "Moon Tower," Morty, 423 00:15:56,437 --> 00:15:58,689 Is the perfect height and metallic composition 424 00:15:58,743 --> 00:16:01,257 for the amplification and beaming of toxic energies. 425 00:16:01,305 --> 00:16:02,344 What do you think about that, Morty? 426 00:16:02,391 --> 00:16:03,743 Are you excited about that, Morty? 427 00:16:03,806 --> 00:16:06,422 Oh, man. I'm just freaked out. I-It's too high up here. 428 00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:07,516 Once I flip this switch, 429 00:16:07,564 --> 00:16:10,250 the entire world is gonna be just as toxic as us, baby. 430 00:16:12,987 --> 00:16:16,586 ♪♪ 431 00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:19,414 ♪♪ Organ music plays... As we praise our loving Father... 432 00:16:19,547 --> 00:16:22,164 God is a lie! We made him up for money! 433 00:16:27,664 --> 00:16:29,469 Santa Claus isn't real. 434 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:32,414 You were all mistakes! 435 00:16:33,986 --> 00:16:35,118 We did it, Morty. 436 00:16:35,198 --> 00:16:36,470 Put your hands in the air. 437 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,391 Yeah, you little piece of. 438 00:16:38,899 --> 00:16:40,210 Remember me? 439 00:16:40,258 --> 00:16:42,743 Didn't you learn last time that you can't beat me? 440 00:16:42,817 --> 00:16:44,704 Yeah, I did. And then I learned something else. 441 00:16:44,805 --> 00:16:46,321 This. Ahh!! 442 00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:48,946 That bullet is laced with an encrypted nanobotic virus 443 00:16:49,047 --> 00:16:51,579 that will disintegrate your Morty in about, ah, 20 minutes. 444 00:16:51,626 --> 00:16:52,825 You think I give a? 445 00:16:52,873 --> 00:16:54,274 I know you give a , dummy. 446 00:16:54,326 --> 00:16:55,425 Because I know I don't. 447 00:16:55,529 --> 00:16:56,750 Here's another thing I know... 448 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,573 The decryption key that neutralizes the virus. 449 00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,118 You want it? Come and get it. 450 00:17:00,196 --> 00:17:01,689 Merge with me and you'll know how to save him. 451 00:17:01,736 --> 00:17:03,219 Pfft. Come on, man. I've been trapped 452 00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:05,382 in your pussy brain for 70 years of delusions, 453 00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:08,352 but this is the all-time weakest bluff that I've ever... 454 00:17:08,524 --> 00:17:10,329 Ow-Ohh!! Jesus Christ! What are you doing?! 455 00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:12,609 He's cutting your time in half. 10 minutes. 456 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:13,664 - What is your problem? - Ohh! It hurts! 457 00:17:13,711 --> 00:17:15,751 Oh, I had all my problems removed... my entitlement, 458 00:17:15,798 --> 00:17:17,649 my narcissism, my crippling loneliness, 459 00:17:17,697 --> 00:17:19,532 my irrational attachments. 460 00:17:19,781 --> 00:17:21,750 They must be somewhere. They ain't over here, bro. 461 00:17:21,798 --> 00:17:23,197 I'm not going back in there! 462 00:17:23,245 --> 00:17:24,845 Honestly, I don't care either way. 463 00:17:24,893 --> 00:17:26,133 I hate having you in me. 464 00:17:26,181 --> 00:17:27,648 And when I say "honestly" you can believe it, 465 00:17:27,695 --> 00:17:29,462 because we both know I'm too healthy to lie. 466 00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:30,862 Watch. 467 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,196 All right! Knock it off! You're not impressing anyone. 468 00:17:33,305 --> 00:17:35,305 Morty, not that I give a , but are you okay? 469 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,137 - Jesus Christ, it hurts. - Relax, quit your bitching. 470 00:17:37,184 --> 00:17:39,412 Y-You're gonna be fine. Grandpa's here. 471 00:17:39,771 --> 00:17:40,906 You think that's funny? 472 00:17:40,954 --> 00:17:42,884 Y-You got to have a sense of humor about these things. 473 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,024 Oh, wait, you can't. 474 00:17:44,072 --> 00:17:46,148 You're literally incapable of seeing the bigger picture. 475 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,875 I guess it's just funny because you've never done 476 00:17:47,922 --> 00:17:49,781 anything but complain about me being in charge, 477 00:17:49,829 --> 00:17:52,789 but if I ever gave you the wheel we'd be dead in five minutes. 478 00:17:52,883 --> 00:17:55,174 - Rick? - You poor, dumb, sick animal. 479 00:17:55,222 --> 00:17:56,242 Rick? 480 00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:58,375 Ahh! Just do it! 481 00:17:58,492 --> 00:18:00,336 Just do it, you piece of... 482 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:05,006 I'm back, baby! Regular Rick! Master of both worlds! 483 00:18:05,054 --> 00:18:06,354 Check it it out! 484 00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:07,935 "Excuse me." 485 00:18:08,022 --> 00:18:10,622 Now we'll just reverse this hacky toxicity beam. 486 00:18:10,671 --> 00:18:12,458 Man, I really over think shit when I'm angry. 487 00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:16,393 Oh, give it to me. 488 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,704 Mm, ma-mah. 489 00:18:20,214 --> 00:18:22,712 God is not a lie. 490 00:18:32,072 --> 00:18:33,292 Mommy! Mommy! 491 00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:34,602 Ha! All right, Morty, 492 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:36,362 now it's time we re-merge your little ass. 493 00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:37,510 You're a better man than me, Rick. 494 00:18:37,557 --> 00:18:39,165 I'm healthy enough to admit that! 495 00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:41,611 That kid is a real piece of. 496 00:18:41,669 --> 00:18:43,017 Y-Y-You're gonna save me, right? 497 00:18:43,173 --> 00:18:44,937 Part of me wanted to, Toxic Morty. 498 00:18:45,072 --> 00:18:47,822 Part of me really wanted to. 499 00:18:49,557 --> 00:18:51,552 I'm telling you, these shares are hot. Yeah. 500 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,740 That sounds like a good idea. It's definitely a good idea. 501 00:18:53,787 --> 00:18:56,045 Duane, Duane, Duane, I get it, now can you get me? 502 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,592 Have I ever lied to you? 503 00:18:57,748 --> 00:19:01,074 That's right, and ask around, I never do, Duane. 504 00:19:01,122 --> 00:19:02,365 Let me put this real simple. 505 00:19:02,413 --> 00:19:04,844 This stock is a beautiful redhead, recently single, 506 00:19:04,892 --> 00:19:07,192 not looking to date but ready to fall in love, 507 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,105 and fate has put her locker two down from yours, Duane... 508 00:19:10,153 --> 00:19:11,886 Two lockers down. 509 00:19:11,999 --> 00:19:13,987 So step up or step off, Duane. 510 00:19:14,035 --> 00:19:16,835 Blue pill or red pill, what'll be, bro? 511 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,460 Totally understand, Duane. 512 00:19:20,508 --> 00:19:22,174 You're the boss. 513 00:19:22,254 --> 00:19:23,609 Heinholz Biotech... 514 00:19:23,668 --> 00:19:25,577 Million and a half at thirty-three. 515 00:19:25,676 --> 00:19:26,879 Heh. 516 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,432 You little monster. 517 00:19:33,254 --> 00:19:35,097 Mmm! Is this organic? 518 00:19:35,156 --> 00:19:36,688 Mmm! 519 00:19:37,925 --> 00:19:39,105 Go for Morty. 520 00:19:39,192 --> 00:19:41,058 Hi, Morty. It's Jessica. 521 00:19:41,162 --> 00:19:43,429 Look, can we just talk for a minute? 522 00:19:43,477 --> 00:19:45,718 Is that how long it takes for Rick to trace my location? 523 00:19:45,766 --> 00:19:47,860 Come back, Morty. I miss you. 524 00:19:47,908 --> 00:19:48,974 You miss the old me. 525 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,355 You miss someone that loved you so much 526 00:19:50,402 --> 00:19:51,517 you never had to love 'em back. 527 00:19:51,564 --> 00:19:53,095 How do you know I don't want to love you? 528 00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:55,442 - Because I'm not sick. - Ex-girlfriend? 529 00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:58,501 - Should I be jealous? - There's nothing to be jealous of. 530 00:19:58,618 --> 00:20:01,445 I just realized that I'm scheduled to speak at that fundraiser 531 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:02,499 on our date night. 532 00:20:02,547 --> 00:20:05,165 - I can cancel. - We'll be together. That's a date. 533 00:20:05,213 --> 00:20:07,313 You are the perfect man. 534 00:20:07,485 --> 00:20:09,709 Oh, sweetie, I think you hit the wrong button. 535 00:20:09,757 --> 00:20:10,883 You didn't hang up. 536 00:20:10,931 --> 00:20:13,131 Huh. How 'bout that? 537 00:20:17,407 --> 00:20:19,649 Sorry, tiny American Psycho, 538 00:20:19,697 --> 00:20:21,897 time to take the opposite of your medicine. 539 00:20:21,969 --> 00:20:24,602 Do what you got to do. 540 00:20:24,972 --> 00:20:27,626 Oh! Ow! Ahh! 541 00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,454 So, how do you feel, Morty? 542 00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:32,251 - Ah, geez. I'm miserable. - Am I good or what? 543 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,609 I guess it's worth it, though, to know how much you care. 544 00:20:34,681 --> 00:20:37,416 Care? Me? Morty, I'm fine with you. 545 00:20:37,485 --> 00:20:39,719 - I only did this for him. - You lying bitch. 546 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,981 She kept coming to our house, Morty, and kept asking me 547 00:20:42,087 --> 00:20:43,572 "Did... did... d-did you get a new Morty yet?" 548 00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:46,296 Because you kept drunk dialing me and crying about it. 549 00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:47,359 I wasn't crying! 550 00:20:47,407 --> 00:20:48,696 Jacquelyn, I... 551 00:20:48,743 --> 00:20:50,407 I-I-I wasn't who I said I was. 552 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:53,024 You weren't a 14-year-old boy from the Midwest 553 00:20:53,094 --> 00:20:55,008 who ran away from his family and capitalized 554 00:20:55,069 --> 00:20:57,493 on his lack of conscience by becoming a stock broker? 555 00:20:57,544 --> 00:20:59,876 Oh. I guess I was pretty up front about that, wasn't I? 556 00:20:59,924 --> 00:21:01,547 You were up front about everything. 557 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,071 You were my soul mate. 558 00:21:03,321 --> 00:21:06,649 Well... N... Not anymore. I'll, um... 559 00:21:06,747 --> 00:21:08,147 Y-You can keep the apartment, 560 00:21:08,195 --> 00:21:10,141 and... and... and, uh... the drones. 561 00:21:10,251 --> 00:21:11,267 She can't keep the drones. 562 00:21:11,314 --> 00:21:12,706 They turn into a little Voltron robot. 563 00:21:12,753 --> 00:21:13,852 They're awesome. 564 00:21:15,212 --> 00:21:17,040 You can't keep the drones. 565 00:21:18,782 --> 00:21:20,282 So, how was your date with Brad? 566 00:21:20,376 --> 00:21:22,149 It wasn't a date. We were just having lunch. 567 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,998 You guys are getting back together, aren't you? 568 00:21:24,045 --> 00:21:25,602 Morty, I need your help on an adventure. 569 00:21:25,649 --> 00:21:26,844 Eh, "need" is a strong word. 570 00:21:26,905 --> 00:21:28,788 We need door stops, but a brick would work, too. 571 00:21:28,836 --> 00:21:30,686 Okay. 572 00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:32,936 Morty. 573 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,014 Good to have you back. 574 00:21:36,781 --> 00:21:38,287 Have you ever been peed on before? 575 00:21:38,335 --> 00:21:39,851 Oh, my God. Yum. 576 00:21:39,906 --> 00:21:41,076 ♪♪ 577 00:21:41,124 --> 00:21:44,546 ♪ Hey, did you ever want to hold a terrifold? ♪ Synchronized by srjanapala 578 00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:46,366 ♪ I got one right here ♪ 579 00:21:46,491 --> 00:21:47,849 ♪ Grab my terri-flap ♪ 580 00:21:47,897 --> 00:21:49,045 ♪ Squeeze it ♪ 581 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,390 ♪ Grab it, squeeze it ♪ ♪ Tug on my terri-flap ♪ 582 00:21:51,515 --> 00:21:53,759 ♪ Hey, I want to take you to ♪ 583 00:21:53,866 --> 00:21:55,394 ♪ The terrifold dance ♪ 584 00:21:55,507 --> 00:21:58,601 ♪ Wanna come with me? 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