1 00:00:00,047 --> 00:00:01,506 Previously on Riverdale... 2 00:00:01,773 --> 00:00:02,663 Jughead? 3 00:00:03,288 --> 00:00:04,202 Moose! 4 00:00:04,303 --> 00:00:05,772 What the hell? 5 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,077 Wait, are you my roommate? 6 00:00:07,163 --> 00:00:10,396 Hermione Lodge, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder. 7 00:00:10,421 --> 00:00:11,380 Your own husband's. 8 00:00:11,405 --> 00:00:13,892 Mija, I'm not paying for your crimes. 9 00:00:13,893 --> 00:00:16,295 I told the world what you are. 10 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,271 Deal with it. 11 00:00:17,296 --> 00:00:18,921 I think you'd make an excellent candidate 12 00:00:18,946 --> 00:00:20,707 for the Junior FBI Training Program. 13 00:00:20,732 --> 00:00:23,452 So are you warming up to our half-brother now? 14 00:00:23,477 --> 00:00:25,046 Yeah. Kind of. 15 00:00:25,071 --> 00:00:26,946 I'm just glad that Charles was there for you. 16 00:00:26,971 --> 00:00:29,313 Didn't we say we were gonna turn this place into a community center? 17 00:00:29,338 --> 00:00:30,297 Feels like it's time. 18 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:31,703 No one is safe here. 19 00:00:31,728 --> 00:00:33,982 Is that really the town that you want to invest in? 20 00:00:34,007 --> 00:00:36,943 You're not actually considering fighting crime in those tights, are you? 21 00:00:36,968 --> 00:00:38,313 Of course not. 22 00:00:39,481 --> 00:00:40,762 I'm going to need a mask. 23 00:00:42,654 --> 00:00:45,653 They say every town gets the hero it deserves. 24 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:47,274 Riverdale's was Archie Andrews. 25 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:50,113 High school athlete by day, 26 00:00:50,114 --> 00:00:52,217 would-be crime fighter by night. 27 00:00:52,210 --> 00:00:54,169 Patrolling the shadows of Sketch Alley, 28 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:55,356 down by the Southside Docks, 29 00:00:55,381 --> 00:00:57,460 where Archie's community center is. 30 00:00:58,209 --> 00:01:01,378 You wouldn't want to be caught there too long after dark. 31 00:01:01,379 --> 00:01:02,999 That's when the rats came out. 32 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:25,020 - Here. - Stay away from me. 33 00:01:30,232 --> 00:01:31,811 All in all, 34 00:01:31,828 --> 00:01:34,037 not an auspicious second outing 35 00:01:34,038 --> 00:01:36,418 for Riverdale's dark-suited vigilante. 36 00:01:40,730 --> 00:01:42,439 And speaking of crime-fighting... 37 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:46,269 Kev, what are your after-school plans? 38 00:01:46,270 --> 00:01:48,229 Cruising the bathrooms at Sheds and Royal. 39 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:49,609 Perfect. 40 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,609 Then you can join me for my first Junior FBI class. 41 00:01:52,610 --> 00:01:54,609 The one that your hot half-brother is teaching? 42 00:01:54,610 --> 00:01:55,819 Yes. 43 00:01:55,820 --> 00:01:57,189 I asked Charles if you could enroll, 44 00:01:57,190 --> 00:01:59,019 and he said everyone's welcome. 45 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:01,405 Remind me, is your brother gay or straight? 46 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,416 I actually have no idea, 47 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,206 but seniors from a bunch of different high schools 48 00:02:07,207 --> 00:02:08,586 have signed up, so who knows? 49 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:11,287 Maybe you'll meet a cute, gay FBI agent-in-training. 50 00:02:11,747 --> 00:02:12,836 I'm in. 51 00:02:12,837 --> 00:02:14,246 When and where? 52 00:02:14,247 --> 00:02:15,786 Seems that the District Attorney 53 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:17,286 is pinning her entire case 54 00:02:17,287 --> 00:02:19,336 on linking you to Hiram's would-be murderer, 55 00:02:19,337 --> 00:02:22,416 - Tall Boy Petite. - Which is absurd. 56 00:02:22,417 --> 00:02:24,336 I mean, I've never even had any interaction with the man. 57 00:02:24,337 --> 00:02:27,086 Well, there is still the issue of the large sum of money 58 00:02:27,087 --> 00:02:29,086 the police found in your monogrammed Tucci bag 59 00:02:29,087 --> 00:02:30,336 in Tall Boy's apartment. 60 00:02:30,337 --> 00:02:32,046 Obviously, Hiram planted it there to frame me. 61 00:02:32,047 --> 00:02:34,746 FP will testify that he searched Tall Boy's apartment 62 00:02:34,747 --> 00:02:36,546 right after he died. 63 00:02:36,547 --> 00:02:38,996 He'll swear that there was no bag of money in evidence at that time. 64 00:02:38,997 --> 00:02:41,087 This week is insane. 65 00:02:42,047 --> 00:02:43,746 I've got two papers due, 66 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:44,916 your trial's starting, 67 00:02:44,917 --> 00:02:46,586 Daddy's trial is around the corner. 68 00:02:46,587 --> 00:02:48,286 From what I've heard, the federal prosecutor's 69 00:02:48,287 --> 00:02:49,996 going after your father pretty hard. 70 00:02:49,997 --> 00:02:51,206 Oh, believe me, I know, 71 00:02:51,207 --> 00:02:52,746 I've been meeting with her on the DL. 72 00:02:52,747 --> 00:02:54,666 Goals for this week? 73 00:02:54,667 --> 00:02:56,376 Get Mom out of jail, 74 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:58,587 and make sure Daddy stays rotting in his. 75 00:02:59,627 --> 00:03:01,416 What you working on? 76 00:03:01,417 --> 00:03:04,086 Same thing as when you drugged me, Donna. 77 00:03:04,087 --> 00:03:05,876 Except this time I actually found something. 78 00:03:05,877 --> 00:03:08,546 I know the Stonewall Four is supposed to be an urban legend, 79 00:03:08,547 --> 00:03:10,586 but when I checked the town paper, 80 00:03:10,587 --> 00:03:12,996 four people had actually gone missing 81 00:03:12,997 --> 00:03:14,336 over the last 30 years. 82 00:03:14,337 --> 00:03:15,836 That's exactly what happened to Moose. 83 00:03:15,837 --> 00:03:17,046 Marmaduke is fine. 84 00:03:17,047 --> 00:03:19,547 He's just busy in basic training. 85 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:21,417 Look... 86 00:03:22,707 --> 00:03:23,877 We've been texting. 87 00:03:26,337 --> 00:03:29,996 You guys are in for a treat. 88 00:03:29,997 --> 00:03:33,206 Advanced copies of my latest novel. 89 00:03:33,207 --> 00:03:34,786 It doesn't hit stores till Christmas, 90 00:03:34,787 --> 00:03:36,167 so no spoilers. 91 00:03:37,997 --> 00:03:39,496 Wait. Mr. Chipping, 92 00:03:39,497 --> 00:03:41,706 you wrote a Baxter Brothers Mystery? 93 00:03:41,707 --> 00:03:43,246 Were you Franklin P. Paxton? 94 00:03:43,247 --> 00:03:44,747 I am. Well... 95 00:03:45,547 --> 00:03:47,416 It's my nom de plume. 96 00:03:47,417 --> 00:03:49,876 But The Secret of the Old Windmillcame out like, what, 97 00:03:49,877 --> 00:03:51,706 decades ago? How's that possible? 98 00:03:51,707 --> 00:03:54,917 I'm merely the latest in a long line of ghostwriters over the decades. 99 00:03:55,457 --> 00:03:57,046 My mind is blown. 100 00:03:57,047 --> 00:03:58,746 Mr. Chipping, I used to love these books when I was a kid. 101 00:03:58,747 --> 00:04:02,046 They were my gateway drug into serious crime fiction. 102 00:04:04,247 --> 00:04:06,456 Well, then you're in luck. 103 00:04:06,457 --> 00:04:08,836 To celebrate the publication of Ten Little Boy Scouts, 104 00:04:08,837 --> 00:04:11,546 Stonewall Prep is throwing me a little wine and cheese, 105 00:04:11,547 --> 00:04:12,877 to which you all are invited, 106 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,747 as are previous ghostwriters. 107 00:04:23,816 --> 00:04:24,986 What's wrong, Pop? 108 00:04:26,026 --> 00:04:28,315 It's a subpoena. 109 00:04:28,316 --> 00:04:30,235 From your father's defense team. 110 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:31,436 Oh, no. 111 00:04:33,526 --> 00:04:35,815 They're probably gonna ask if you doctored La Bonne Nuit's books 112 00:04:35,816 --> 00:04:37,195 to make my father look guilty. 113 00:04:37,196 --> 00:04:38,565 Which I did. 114 00:04:38,566 --> 00:04:40,485 And I have no regrets about that, Veronica, 115 00:04:40,486 --> 00:04:42,145 you needed the help. 116 00:04:42,146 --> 00:04:46,145 But I cannot place my hand on a Bible and say otherwise. 117 00:04:46,146 --> 00:04:48,435 Let me get into it with the federal prosecutor. 118 00:04:48,436 --> 00:04:49,695 But don't worry, Pop. 119 00:04:49,696 --> 00:04:51,536 I'm not going to let you get caught up in this. 120 00:04:53,396 --> 00:04:57,065 Just when I thought you couldn't possibly go any lower, 121 00:04:57,066 --> 00:04:58,605 you proved me wrong, Daddy. 122 00:04:58,606 --> 00:05:00,235 Pop Tate is a good man. 123 00:05:00,236 --> 00:05:02,695 There is no need to drag him into the mess of your trial. 124 00:05:02,696 --> 00:05:04,235 I'm fighting for my freedom. 125 00:05:04,236 --> 00:05:05,275 And to be clear, 126 00:05:05,276 --> 00:05:07,105 I didn't drag Pop into this, you did. 127 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:09,195 Because you were extorting me. 128 00:05:09,196 --> 00:05:12,565 You can spare Pop and end this right now, mija. 129 00:05:12,566 --> 00:05:14,895 Come clean to the Feds, admit you framed me. 130 00:05:14,896 --> 00:05:16,145 Hard pass. 131 00:05:16,146 --> 00:05:19,025 Well, then I'll be seeing Pop Tates in court. 132 00:05:19,026 --> 00:05:21,985 And tell your mom good luck on her case. 133 00:05:21,986 --> 00:05:23,066 I'll be rooting for her. 134 00:05:27,146 --> 00:05:28,435 We have a problem. 135 00:05:28,436 --> 00:05:31,275 If Pop takes the stand, he'll tell the truth. 136 00:05:31,276 --> 00:05:33,605 And before you ask, no, 137 00:05:33,606 --> 00:05:36,355 Ms. Federal Prosecutor, I won't tell Pop to lie. 138 00:05:36,356 --> 00:05:38,235 Your father's broken many laws, Veronica, 139 00:05:38,236 --> 00:05:40,485 but those books you provided the FBI, 140 00:05:40,486 --> 00:05:42,065 proving Hiram's guilt, 141 00:05:42,066 --> 00:05:43,435 are at the heart of our case. 142 00:05:43,436 --> 00:05:44,565 Call me as a witness. 143 00:05:44,566 --> 00:05:46,565 I'll testify that I was the one 144 00:05:46,566 --> 00:05:48,605 who tasked Pop with doctoring the books 145 00:05:48,606 --> 00:05:49,935 as a last resort 146 00:05:49,936 --> 00:05:51,605 because my father was extorting me. 147 00:05:51,606 --> 00:05:52,816 Which is the truth. 148 00:05:55,776 --> 00:05:58,145 Once I do that, 149 00:05:58,146 --> 00:05:59,855 I doubt they'll want to spend much time 150 00:05:59,856 --> 00:06:01,025 talking about any books. 151 00:06:01,026 --> 00:06:02,565 Okay. 152 00:06:02,566 --> 00:06:05,026 Meanwhile, good luck with your mother's case. 153 00:06:07,566 --> 00:06:09,565 For our first session, I thought we'd start 154 00:06:09,566 --> 00:06:11,645 right in the deep end of the swimming pool. 155 00:06:11,646 --> 00:06:13,275 With serial killers. 156 00:06:13,276 --> 00:06:16,235 Your half-brother is so hot. 157 00:06:16,236 --> 00:06:18,896 Now, I've put together a little exercise to kick us off. 158 00:06:20,356 --> 00:06:21,895 This is a crime scene 159 00:06:21,896 --> 00:06:24,235 where six victims were found buried along a riverbank 160 00:06:24,236 --> 00:06:26,235 in the Pacific Northwest. 161 00:06:26,236 --> 00:06:29,235 Now, before I start filling in all the details, 162 00:06:29,236 --> 00:06:31,566 any guesses on which one of these men is the murderer? 163 00:06:35,566 --> 00:06:36,896 It's the third man. 164 00:06:38,196 --> 00:06:39,956 That's correct, Betty. How did you know that? 165 00:06:41,486 --> 00:06:42,645 I don't know. 166 00:06:42,646 --> 00:06:43,936 Just intuition. 167 00:06:44,566 --> 00:06:45,696 Okay, then. 168 00:06:46,736 --> 00:06:47,896 Let's try another one. 169 00:06:49,436 --> 00:06:51,146 Which one's the serial killer? 170 00:06:53,276 --> 00:06:56,195 The term "serial killer" is relatively new. 171 00:06:56,196 --> 00:06:58,065 It wasn't until the 1970s 172 00:06:58,066 --> 00:07:00,356 that the phrase "serial murderer" or "serial homicide..." 173 00:07:01,236 --> 00:07:02,316 It's the one in the middle. 174 00:07:03,196 --> 00:07:04,355 Correct again. 175 00:07:04,356 --> 00:07:06,196 Your intuition is like a sixth sense. 176 00:07:07,696 --> 00:07:09,195 Let's go again. 177 00:07:11,896 --> 00:07:13,775 When defining a serial killer, 178 00:07:13,776 --> 00:07:16,855 it usually refers to someone who committed three or... 179 00:07:16,856 --> 00:07:18,195 None of them did it. 180 00:07:18,196 --> 00:07:20,645 Excellent work, Betty. 181 00:07:20,646 --> 00:07:23,315 Not many people have that kind of raw instinct. 182 00:07:23,316 --> 00:07:28,315 You're like Beautiful Mind, but... for serial killers. 183 00:07:28,316 --> 00:07:31,525 Now, can any of you guess what the murderers all have in common? 184 00:07:31,526 --> 00:07:33,025 Nothing. 185 00:07:33,026 --> 00:07:35,605 Isn't that kind of the point? 186 00:07:35,606 --> 00:07:37,356 Actually, they all have one thing in common. 187 00:07:38,486 --> 00:07:40,066 A specific set of genes. 188 00:07:42,146 --> 00:07:44,985 They discovered that you have the MAOA... 189 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:47,485 - and CDH13 genes. - CDH13. 190 00:07:47,486 --> 00:07:48,436 Also known as... 191 00:07:48,437 --> 00:07:50,436 The serial killer genes. 192 00:07:59,701 --> 00:08:01,830 Hey, Dad. 193 00:08:01,855 --> 00:08:03,434 Have you seen my Baxter Brothers books? 194 00:08:03,435 --> 00:08:05,684 I swear I took them out of the trailer before it burned. 195 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,525 I don't know. I might've have thrown them away. 196 00:08:08,685 --> 00:08:10,025 You threw away my books? 197 00:08:11,185 --> 00:08:12,314 All right, calm down, boy. 198 00:08:12,315 --> 00:08:13,764 Before you accuse me of book burning, 199 00:08:13,765 --> 00:08:15,845 why don't you check the storage room in the basement? 200 00:08:20,685 --> 00:08:22,894 I used to worship these guys. 201 00:08:22,895 --> 00:08:24,314 When all the kids wanted to be superheroes, 202 00:08:24,315 --> 00:08:25,814 I wanted to be a Baxter brother. 203 00:08:25,815 --> 00:08:27,264 Oh, my God. 204 00:08:27,265 --> 00:08:29,394 They used to do, uh, crossovers with Tracy True. 205 00:08:29,395 --> 00:08:31,144 Those were my favorites, remember? 206 00:08:31,145 --> 00:08:34,064 Yeah. My Dad used to get me one of these each year for my birthday. 207 00:08:34,065 --> 00:08:35,185 Hey Dad, why'd you stop? 208 00:08:38,265 --> 00:08:39,435 You outgrew 'em, boy. 209 00:08:40,265 --> 00:08:41,605 I got to run. 210 00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:44,474 I'm never gonna outgrow these books. 211 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,025 This was my favorite. 212 00:08:55,225 --> 00:08:56,724 Jones, lights out. 213 00:08:56,725 --> 00:08:58,225 Some of us are trying to sleep. 214 00:09:23,815 --> 00:09:24,815 Late night, Red? 215 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:28,064 Algebra Three is kicking my ass this year. 216 00:09:28,065 --> 00:09:29,265 One of you named Archie? 217 00:09:31,015 --> 00:09:32,104 Yeah, that's me. 218 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,724 This kid say's you'll vouch for him. 219 00:09:33,725 --> 00:09:35,814 Yeah, that's Toby. He hangs out here. Is there a problem? 220 00:09:35,815 --> 00:09:38,225 Yeah, he was shoplifting in my convenience store. 221 00:09:38,999 --> 00:09:39,925 I was reading comic books. 222 00:09:39,950 --> 00:09:41,882 You were loitering and then you started to put 223 00:09:41,883 --> 00:09:43,592 this comic book in your jacket. 224 00:09:43,593 --> 00:09:44,882 Look, why don't I go ahead and pay 225 00:09:44,883 --> 00:09:45,962 for whatever that comic book costs? 226 00:09:45,963 --> 00:09:47,212 $4.99. 227 00:09:47,213 --> 00:09:49,212 And I don't want any of you delinquents 228 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:50,802 stepping foot in my shop. 229 00:09:50,803 --> 00:09:53,343 It's bad enough we have to walk by this halfway house. 230 00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:58,633 Keep the change. 231 00:10:01,093 --> 00:10:02,173 Grab a brush. 232 00:10:10,303 --> 00:10:13,132 Here is the hero of the hour. 233 00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:15,502 Class, this is Francis J. DuPont, 234 00:10:15,503 --> 00:10:18,422 the originator of the Baxter Brothers franchise, 235 00:10:18,423 --> 00:10:21,802 and the very first Franklin P. Paxton. 236 00:10:21,803 --> 00:10:25,172 Francis, this is Bret, Joan, Jonathan, Donna, and Jughead. 237 00:10:25,173 --> 00:10:26,173 "Jughead." 238 00:10:27,053 --> 00:10:28,172 Is that a nickname? 239 00:10:28,173 --> 00:10:29,673 Uh, yes, sir. It is. 240 00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:32,172 And it's an honor to meet you. 241 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,592 I didn't have the greatest home life growing up, 242 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:38,423 but your books really helped me through it. 243 00:10:39,843 --> 00:10:42,762 Jughead is the newest addition 244 00:10:42,763 --> 00:10:45,203 to the most promising group of students that I've ever taught. 245 00:10:45,593 --> 00:10:46,712 Really? 246 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:49,382 Well, is the successor amongst us, then? 247 00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:51,092 Successor for what? 248 00:10:51,093 --> 00:10:54,922 Chipping has written the last four Baxter Brothers books. 249 00:10:54,923 --> 00:10:56,552 It's time he pass on the torch. 250 00:10:56,553 --> 00:10:59,002 Therefore, we're on the hunt for the next ghostwriter 251 00:10:59,003 --> 00:11:01,092 to continue the franchise. 252 00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:02,802 And you're going to pick one of us? 253 00:11:02,803 --> 00:11:04,302 Keep it in your pants, Jones. 254 00:11:04,303 --> 00:11:06,092 Every Baxter Brothers author, 255 00:11:06,093 --> 00:11:07,712 beginning with Mr. DuPont himself, 256 00:11:07,713 --> 00:11:10,132 has gone to Stonewall Prep. 257 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,382 We're always looking for young and clever minds 258 00:11:12,383 --> 00:11:14,212 to keep our adventures fresh and relevant. 259 00:11:14,213 --> 00:11:16,212 Now, if you're interested in the job, 260 00:11:16,213 --> 00:11:18,302 you'll have to write the first three chapters 261 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,342 of the next Baxter Brothers novel. 262 00:11:20,343 --> 00:11:22,302 And an outline for the rest of it. 263 00:11:22,303 --> 00:11:23,712 Well, obviously, I'm winning this. 264 00:11:23,713 --> 00:11:26,553 Is there any particular style or subject area? 265 00:11:27,923 --> 00:11:29,842 We have not yet decided on a theme, 266 00:11:29,843 --> 00:11:30,963 but we'll let you know. 267 00:11:38,303 --> 00:11:39,762 I pulled your files, Ms. Cooper. 268 00:11:39,763 --> 00:11:44,803 I can confirm that you do have the MAOA and CDH13 genes. 269 00:11:48,383 --> 00:11:50,212 All good, nothing to worry about. 270 00:11:50,213 --> 00:11:51,922 I don't have the genes. 271 00:11:51,923 --> 00:11:53,342 See, I told you. 272 00:11:53,343 --> 00:11:54,463 What a relief. 273 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,633 You got to be kidding me. 274 00:12:19,343 --> 00:12:20,343 Hey! 275 00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:22,302 Get the hell away from that car! 276 00:12:39,463 --> 00:12:40,503 Who are you? 277 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,463 You run with Dodger? 278 00:12:50,843 --> 00:12:51,962 Get the hell out of here. 279 00:12:51,963 --> 00:12:53,262 Go! 280 00:12:53,263 --> 00:12:54,983 Tell him it's over. Tell him, he's done for. 281 00:13:11,342 --> 00:13:12,552 All right, listen up. 282 00:13:15,092 --> 00:13:16,631 Sheriff Jones gave us a call. 283 00:13:16,632 --> 00:13:18,011 Apparently some of Dodger's crew 284 00:13:18,012 --> 00:13:19,761 was stealing hubcaps last night. 285 00:13:19,762 --> 00:13:21,921 He suspects it was someone from this center, 286 00:13:21,922 --> 00:13:24,011 and I gave him my word that it wasn't any of you guys. 287 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,012 And I hope that's true. 288 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,881 Anyone running with Dodger's crew 289 00:13:26,882 --> 00:13:28,591 is going to end up in juvie 290 00:13:28,592 --> 00:13:30,221 or in an early grave. 291 00:13:30,222 --> 00:13:32,261 And trust us, you don't wanna go to juvie. 292 00:13:32,262 --> 00:13:33,921 Look, if even one of you guys gets arrested, 293 00:13:33,922 --> 00:13:35,261 this whole place gets shut down. 294 00:13:35,262 --> 00:13:36,841 So, new rule. 295 00:13:36,842 --> 00:13:39,011 If you run with Dodger's crew, then you're not welcome here. 296 00:13:39,012 --> 00:13:41,221 That's it. No exceptions. 297 00:13:41,222 --> 00:13:42,671 Any questions? 298 00:13:42,672 --> 00:13:43,962 Yeah, I got a question. 299 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,551 Aren't you guys seniors? 300 00:13:46,552 --> 00:13:48,472 What happens when you graduate and go to college? 301 00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:51,591 That's months away, Toby. 302 00:13:51,592 --> 00:13:53,091 Yeah, but what happens? 303 00:13:53,092 --> 00:13:54,671 You said it yourself, they're trying to shut you down. 304 00:13:54,672 --> 00:13:56,171 Why? Because of us. 305 00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:57,421 Because no one wants us. 306 00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:58,841 At least Dodger cares. 307 00:13:58,842 --> 00:14:01,011 Dodger only cares about the money you can bring in. 308 00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:03,091 We want you here, but you can't have it both ways. 309 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,092 You have to choose. 310 00:14:12,449 --> 00:14:14,698 One thing we see in a lot of serial killers 311 00:14:14,699 --> 00:14:17,068 are instances of animal cruelty in their youth. 312 00:14:17,069 --> 00:14:20,108 Jeffrey Dahmer, the cannibal of Milwaukee, 313 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,028 started killing dogs when he was in grade school. 314 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,448 Ian Brady, the infamous Moors murderer, 315 00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:26,528 killed his first cat when he was ten. 316 00:14:26,529 --> 00:14:29,488 I'm all the dark deeds you did in our youths, 317 00:14:29,489 --> 00:14:32,108 like what we did to our old cat, Caramel. 318 00:14:32,109 --> 00:14:33,908 Caramel ran away. 319 00:14:33,909 --> 00:14:36,238 I didn't do anything to her. 320 00:14:36,239 --> 00:14:39,778 Oh, Betty, we both know that we drowned Caramel. 321 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,488 Robert Thompson used to tie rabbits 322 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:42,729 - to railway tracks... 323 00:14:43,859 --> 00:14:45,488 Betty? Are you okay? 324 00:14:45,489 --> 00:14:46,778 I need a... 325 00:14:46,779 --> 00:14:48,199 I need some air. Sorry. 326 00:14:54,359 --> 00:14:56,108 I arrived at the cabin alone. 327 00:14:56,109 --> 00:14:57,908 The suspect, Tall Boy, 328 00:14:57,909 --> 00:14:59,319 he got violent. 329 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,488 Resisted arrest, 330 00:15:01,489 --> 00:15:03,568 and unfortunately, I had to discharge my weapon. 331 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,818 He expired on his way to the hospital. 332 00:15:06,819 --> 00:15:09,858 And later, when you searched Tall Boy's motel room, 333 00:15:09,859 --> 00:15:13,279 did you find Hermione Lodge's Tucci bag full of cash? 334 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,278 No. 335 00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:18,198 And yet, the prosecution claims they found the bag there. 336 00:15:18,199 --> 00:15:20,028 If it was, it was planted later. 337 00:15:20,029 --> 00:15:21,069 Thank you, Sheriff. 338 00:15:22,239 --> 00:15:23,279 Your witness, Counselor. 339 00:15:26,409 --> 00:15:28,778 The cabin where you claim to have shot Tall Boy, 340 00:15:28,779 --> 00:15:30,408 do you know who owns that cabin, Sheriff? 341 00:15:30,409 --> 00:15:32,318 I assumed it was Hiram's. 342 00:15:32,319 --> 00:15:34,448 This is a copy of the lease. 343 00:15:34,449 --> 00:15:35,779 Kindly read the owner's name. 344 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,948 "Hermione Lodge." 345 00:15:44,949 --> 00:15:47,068 - Order! 346 00:15:47,069 --> 00:15:49,149 - Order! 347 00:16:08,819 --> 00:16:10,109 Excuse me, Mr. DuPont. 348 00:16:11,909 --> 00:16:13,409 Did you happen to know my grandfather? 349 00:16:14,569 --> 00:16:17,279 Forsythe Jones the First? 350 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,818 That is why you look familiar. 351 00:16:22,819 --> 00:16:25,149 Your grandfather was an excellent writer. 352 00:16:26,449 --> 00:16:27,738 Tell me, how's he doing? 353 00:16:27,739 --> 00:16:29,238 Does he still write? 354 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,358 I... I actually I don't know, 355 00:16:31,359 --> 00:16:33,028 I've never met him. 356 00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:35,085 Up until this exact moment, I didn't even know he was a writer. 357 00:16:35,109 --> 00:16:36,408 Bit of a brawler, too. 358 00:16:36,409 --> 00:16:39,108 Forsythe got into all kinds of rabble-rousing 359 00:16:39,109 --> 00:16:40,488 before he left Stonewall. 360 00:16:40,489 --> 00:16:42,108 Is that why he left? 361 00:16:42,109 --> 00:16:43,198 He was kicked out for fighting? 362 00:16:43,199 --> 00:16:44,568 Oh, it was so long ago, 363 00:16:44,569 --> 00:16:46,648 I don't remember the exact circumstances. 364 00:16:46,649 --> 00:16:49,238 But I will never forget his talent. 365 00:16:49,239 --> 00:16:51,108 We would read his works in class 366 00:16:51,109 --> 00:16:53,778 and I couldn't believe that a teenager wrote them. 367 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,488 Does your father write? 368 00:16:55,489 --> 00:16:57,318 No, he's a sheriff. 369 00:16:57,319 --> 00:17:01,068 Would you invite your father to the reception tomorrow? 370 00:17:01,069 --> 00:17:04,108 I would love to meet Forsythe's son. 371 00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:06,109 Yeah, I'll see if he can come. 372 00:17:09,449 --> 00:17:10,449 Thank you. 373 00:17:12,909 --> 00:17:16,198 Mrs. Andrews is back-channeling with the DA's office. 374 00:17:16,199 --> 00:17:17,359 They're talking plea deals. 375 00:17:17,779 --> 00:17:18,779 Mom... 376 00:17:20,279 --> 00:17:21,448 why didn't you tell us 377 00:17:21,449 --> 00:17:22,809 that the cabin was under your name? 378 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,358 Because it wasn't. 379 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:28,148 Veronica, your father must have forged the lease or... 380 00:17:28,149 --> 00:17:29,948 contract or something. 381 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,358 So then why didn't you say 382 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:33,109 that you'd never even been to this cabin? 383 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:36,489 Because I have. 384 00:17:42,319 --> 00:17:43,488 Mom... 385 00:17:43,489 --> 00:17:44,859 it's now or never. 386 00:17:47,449 --> 00:17:49,278 I need you to tell me the truth 387 00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:50,648 about everything, 388 00:17:50,649 --> 00:17:52,029 so I can help you. 389 00:17:53,529 --> 00:17:55,198 If everything you've told me is true, 390 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,818 then I have no moves left. 391 00:17:56,819 --> 00:17:58,448 The more the prosecutor digs, 392 00:17:58,449 --> 00:17:59,908 the guiltier you'll be, Hermione. 393 00:17:59,909 --> 00:18:01,318 And that's for crimes 394 00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:03,568 that aren't even on their radar yet. 395 00:18:03,569 --> 00:18:06,778 There's no magic wand that can make this just go away. 396 00:18:06,779 --> 00:18:08,608 What if there were one? 397 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,778 And my mother changed her plea to guilty? 398 00:18:10,779 --> 00:18:11,948 Veronica... 399 00:18:11,949 --> 00:18:14,238 Look, Mom, we've got to be realistic here. 400 00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:18,318 Why not admit to what everyone already knows 401 00:18:18,319 --> 00:18:21,448 before something else, something worse comes out? 402 00:18:21,449 --> 00:18:23,948 Veronica, your mother would go to prison, 403 00:18:23,949 --> 00:18:25,408 probably for the rest of her life. 404 00:18:25,409 --> 00:18:26,738 Not if we get someone 405 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,778 with a magic wand to pardon her. 406 00:18:28,779 --> 00:18:30,778 But that can only happen at the state level. 407 00:18:30,779 --> 00:18:33,568 So unless you're friends with Governor Dooley... 408 00:18:33,569 --> 00:18:35,908 I wouldn't say friends exactly, 409 00:18:35,909 --> 00:18:38,109 but we do have a history. 410 00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:40,449 All of us. 411 00:19:04,859 --> 00:19:05,949 Hey, are you okay? 412 00:19:07,909 --> 00:19:09,109 What are you doing? 413 00:19:12,489 --> 00:19:13,489 No! 414 00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:17,949 Caramel. 415 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,431 Hey. 416 00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:27,770 You free for lunch? 417 00:19:27,771 --> 00:19:29,890 Do you want to go to Pop's and get a burger? 418 00:19:29,891 --> 00:19:31,810 I got a lot on my mind, Jug. What's up? 419 00:19:31,811 --> 00:19:34,270 I wanted to ask you about Grandpa. 420 00:19:34,271 --> 00:19:35,471 Did you know he was a writer? 421 00:19:37,471 --> 00:19:38,471 Yeah. 422 00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:40,890 Where did you hear that? 423 00:19:40,891 --> 00:19:42,970 One of his old classmates is visiting Stonewall Prep. 424 00:19:42,971 --> 00:19:44,310 Actually I have a reception later, 425 00:19:44,311 --> 00:19:46,470 if you want to come hang out. 426 00:19:46,471 --> 00:19:48,510 And waste a day with a bunch of blue bloods 427 00:19:48,511 --> 00:19:49,970 who think they're better than me? No. 428 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:52,180 You're the one that pushed me to go to Stonewall Prep. 429 00:19:52,181 --> 00:19:53,510 Hell, you'd probably make me 430 00:19:53,511 --> 00:19:55,390 put on a tie and a blazer. 431 00:19:55,391 --> 00:19:58,600 And just so you know, my old man wasn't a writer, 432 00:19:58,601 --> 00:20:00,560 he was a dropout, all right? 433 00:20:00,561 --> 00:20:02,140 He couldn't hold down a job. 434 00:20:02,141 --> 00:20:04,180 He was a mean, mean drunk 435 00:20:04,181 --> 00:20:08,220 who took all of his anger out on me and on your grandma. 436 00:20:08,221 --> 00:20:10,310 It was the best day of my life when he skipped out on us. 437 00:20:10,311 --> 00:20:11,720 So do I want to hear about 438 00:20:11,721 --> 00:20:14,181 what a great writer he was back in high school? No. 439 00:20:15,311 --> 00:20:17,220 No, I'm... 440 00:20:17,221 --> 00:20:19,311 I'm good with my memories. But you have fun. 441 00:20:33,811 --> 00:20:35,600 Governor Dooley! You made it. 442 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:36,970 Oh, no, not again. 443 00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:39,390 Yes, again. 444 00:20:39,391 --> 00:20:42,100 I have a small favor to ask you. 445 00:20:42,101 --> 00:20:44,930 I was told this meeting was requested by the FBI. 446 00:20:44,931 --> 00:20:48,011 No, I'd rather keep the FBI out of this, if at all possible. 447 00:20:48,811 --> 00:20:50,640 So, in this folder, 448 00:20:50,641 --> 00:20:52,100 you'll find evidence 449 00:20:52,101 --> 00:20:54,970 that paints a rather corrupt portrait of you, Governor. 450 00:20:54,971 --> 00:20:57,140 Ordering a bogus quarantine, 451 00:20:57,141 --> 00:20:59,140 accepting drug money as a bribe, 452 00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:01,270 receiving kickbacks from my father's jail. 453 00:21:01,271 --> 00:21:03,180 Young lady... 454 00:21:03,181 --> 00:21:05,510 how many times do you think you can blackmail me? 455 00:21:05,511 --> 00:21:07,720 Help me now and this will be the last. 456 00:21:07,721 --> 00:21:09,310 And I'll put that in writing. 457 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,220 As you know, my mother's on trial. 458 00:21:11,221 --> 00:21:12,560 If she pleads guilty, 459 00:21:12,561 --> 00:21:14,270 I need you to grant her a pardon, 460 00:21:14,271 --> 00:21:15,271 immediately. 461 00:21:15,811 --> 00:21:17,180 In exchange, 462 00:21:17,181 --> 00:21:19,221 I won't release this file of incriminating evidence. 463 00:21:20,351 --> 00:21:22,310 What do you say, Donald? 464 00:21:22,311 --> 00:21:23,851 Once more for old time's sake? 465 00:21:28,061 --> 00:21:30,141 - May I have your attention? 466 00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:33,545 In literary society tradition, 467 00:21:33,546 --> 00:21:35,755 it wouldn't be a proper reunion 468 00:21:35,756 --> 00:21:39,215 without a little game of Murder. 469 00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:41,295 For neophytes, the rules are as follows. 470 00:21:41,296 --> 00:21:42,336 Everyone draws a card. 471 00:21:44,506 --> 00:21:46,386 Whoever picks "Murderer" 472 00:21:47,086 --> 00:21:48,925 must walk amongst us, 473 00:21:48,926 --> 00:21:50,586 winking at their prey. 474 00:21:51,256 --> 00:21:52,925 If you are winked at, 475 00:21:52,926 --> 00:21:55,126 you die five seconds later. 476 00:22:01,817 --> 00:22:03,236 The object of the game, of course, 477 00:22:03,237 --> 00:22:06,197 is to identify the murderer before being killed. 478 00:22:07,317 --> 00:22:08,617 Happy hunting, everybody. 479 00:22:11,113 --> 00:22:12,953 Enjoying yourself, Jones? 480 00:22:12,954 --> 00:22:15,153 So this is what one-percenters do for fun. 481 00:22:15,154 --> 00:22:16,614 They play murder, huh? 482 00:22:17,534 --> 00:22:18,534 Oh, by the way... 483 00:22:19,954 --> 00:22:20,954 Wicked, Jones. 484 00:22:21,744 --> 00:22:22,993 Yeah, go on then. 485 00:22:22,994 --> 00:22:24,244 Yeah, let me die in peace. 486 00:22:37,513 --> 00:22:38,993 Down to the wire, boys. 487 00:22:46,071 --> 00:22:47,120 It's Jughead! He's the murderer. 488 00:22:47,121 --> 00:22:48,700 Yeah. Because I just killed you. 489 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,530 No, I knew it was him beforehand, I win. 490 00:22:50,531 --> 00:22:52,990 I'm sorry, Bret, I can't hear you. Because you're dead. 491 00:22:52,991 --> 00:22:54,320 No, I'm not. I saw... 492 00:22:54,321 --> 00:22:56,990 Boy, boys. Let's be men about this. 493 00:22:56,991 --> 00:22:59,570 It's clear that Jughead Jones won the game fair and square. 494 00:22:59,571 --> 00:23:02,531 And what a formidable murderer he was. 495 00:23:11,813 --> 00:23:14,182 I'm disappointed I didn't get to meet your father. 496 00:23:14,183 --> 00:23:16,482 Oh, yeah, he's been busy with work. 497 00:23:16,483 --> 00:23:18,102 Oh, I understand. 498 00:23:18,103 --> 00:23:19,852 Well, I hope you'll enter the contest 499 00:23:19,853 --> 00:23:21,142 to be our new ghostwriter. 500 00:23:21,143 --> 00:23:23,312 I mean, the grandson of Forsythe Jones 501 00:23:23,313 --> 00:23:26,442 would be a worthy inheritor of the mantle. 502 00:23:26,443 --> 00:23:27,942 Serial killers are compulsive. 503 00:23:27,943 --> 00:23:29,812 They leave clues, 504 00:23:29,813 --> 00:23:31,482 take trophies, keep records. 505 00:23:31,483 --> 00:23:32,443 Journals, 506 00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:33,683 diaries, 507 00:23:34,443 --> 00:23:35,982 letters. 508 00:23:35,983 --> 00:23:38,392 They see themselves as the hero in their own stories. 509 00:23:38,393 --> 00:23:42,142 Sometimes, it's difficult for them to distinguish between reality and fantasy, 510 00:23:42,143 --> 00:23:43,646 fact and fabrication. 511 00:23:45,983 --> 00:23:48,142 By studying childhood diaries of serial killers, 512 00:23:48,143 --> 00:23:51,387 we can gain invaluable insight into how their minds work. 513 00:24:08,632 --> 00:24:09,841 Your Honor, 514 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:11,945 in lieu of a closing statement, 515 00:24:11,946 --> 00:24:13,735 my client would like to say something. 516 00:24:13,736 --> 00:24:14,736 Proceed. 517 00:24:18,866 --> 00:24:19,866 Your Honor, 518 00:24:20,946 --> 00:24:22,615 after careful consideration, 519 00:24:22,616 --> 00:24:24,235 I've decided to change my plea. 520 00:24:24,236 --> 00:24:27,366 I, Hermione Apollonia Lodge... 521 00:24:29,366 --> 00:24:31,655 plead guilty to the charges against me. 522 00:24:42,236 --> 00:24:44,115 I lied to you, Kevin. 523 00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,235 At the hospital, Dr. Patel told me 524 00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:48,029 that I do have the genes. 525 00:24:49,099 --> 00:24:50,099 And there's more. 526 00:24:52,309 --> 00:24:55,923 Something that I think I may have repressed. 527 00:24:58,158 --> 00:24:59,948 Do you remember my cat, Caramel? 528 00:25:05,368 --> 00:25:07,447 A car hit her. 529 00:25:07,448 --> 00:25:10,367 And I found her on our front lawn. 530 00:25:10,368 --> 00:25:11,818 She was in pain. 531 00:25:12,448 --> 00:25:13,448 Dying. 532 00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:16,778 And it sounded like... 533 00:25:17,738 --> 00:25:19,737 someone screaming. 534 00:25:19,738 --> 00:25:24,197 - So, I went to get my dad for help. 535 00:25:24,198 --> 00:25:25,738 And he took me back outside. 536 00:25:27,488 --> 00:25:29,278 Caramel is your cat, Betty. 537 00:25:30,118 --> 00:25:31,948 You need to take care of this. 538 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,318 And he handed me a rock. 539 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:43,038 And he made me... 540 00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:50,604 Good girl, Betty. 541 00:25:51,184 --> 00:25:52,554 Very good girl. 542 00:25:53,264 --> 00:25:55,343 I killed Caramel. 543 00:25:55,344 --> 00:25:56,893 No, Betty. 544 00:25:56,894 --> 00:25:58,844 That wasn't you. That was your... 545 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:01,553 deeply screwed-up dad. 546 00:26:01,554 --> 00:26:04,143 Oh, and I'm not screwed up? 547 00:26:04,144 --> 00:26:07,263 I'm repressing memories of killing animals, Kevin. 548 00:26:07,264 --> 00:26:08,304 549 00:26:09,144 --> 00:26:11,433 Betty, I... 550 00:26:11,434 --> 00:26:12,803 I think this FBI Training thing 551 00:26:12,804 --> 00:26:14,763 might be getting a little too intense right now. 552 00:26:14,764 --> 00:26:15,844 I think we should... 553 00:26:17,054 --> 00:26:19,304 maybe consider withdrawing. 554 00:26:22,607 --> 00:26:24,197 That's it. Keep your hands up. 555 00:26:25,437 --> 00:26:26,437 Protect your face. 556 00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:30,486 Good job. 557 00:26:30,487 --> 00:26:31,647 Keep those hands up. 558 00:26:33,437 --> 00:26:34,437 That's it. 559 00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:38,256 Red, you got a minute? 560 00:26:38,257 --> 00:26:39,763 Sure. What's up, Mr. Jones? 561 00:26:41,007 --> 00:26:42,836 Some of the local business owners 562 00:26:42,837 --> 00:26:44,796 have lodged a few complaints against your center. 563 00:26:44,797 --> 00:26:47,796 Littering, vandalism, public urination. 564 00:26:49,547 --> 00:26:51,586 Due respect, Mr. Jones, that's BS. 565 00:26:51,587 --> 00:26:53,926 I'm here every morning and I lock up every night. 566 00:26:53,927 --> 00:26:55,216 These kids are not doing any of that. 567 00:26:55,217 --> 00:26:56,836 Listen, when I rolled with the Serpents, 568 00:26:56,837 --> 00:26:58,376 we dealt with the same crap. 569 00:26:58,377 --> 00:27:00,676 Wherever we set up, complaints followed. 570 00:27:00,677 --> 00:27:02,176 Look, no one wants a gang around. 571 00:27:02,177 --> 00:27:03,836 The problem isn't the kids, 572 00:27:03,837 --> 00:27:06,006 it's the thugs that show up after we lock up. They're gnarly. 573 00:27:06,007 --> 00:27:08,966 But this place, it's supposed to make the neighborhood better. 574 00:27:08,967 --> 00:27:10,756 Well, show 'em that. 575 00:27:10,757 --> 00:27:12,336 Do what the Serpents used to do. 576 00:27:12,337 --> 00:27:13,756 Invite some of the yokels over 577 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:15,636 for a get-to-know-you clam bake. 578 00:27:15,637 --> 00:27:17,676 People are less likely to call the cops 579 00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:19,337 if they've had a conversation with you. 580 00:27:20,007 --> 00:27:21,007 All right? 581 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,929 You think you really pulled something off 582 00:27:27,930 --> 00:27:29,050 at the reception, don't you? 583 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,559 Bret, Bret, Bret. 584 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,600 Are you really still mad about that Murder game? 585 00:27:37,770 --> 00:27:39,229 All right. 586 00:27:39,230 --> 00:27:40,850 Look, if it means that much to you... 587 00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:43,429 Poof! 588 00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:45,309 Consider yourself raised from the dead, preppy. 589 00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:46,929 "Preppy." 590 00:27:46,930 --> 00:27:48,469 You turn your nose up at us, 591 00:27:48,470 --> 00:27:50,246 you scorn us for our privilege... 592 00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:52,839 But the only reason you're here 593 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,629 is because some school benefactors 594 00:27:54,630 --> 00:27:57,209 thought it would look good to take on a charity case. 595 00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:58,799 Some dirt-poor scholarship kid. 596 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,090 I'm here because of my writing. 597 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,799 Just get over it. 598 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,959 No, Jughead, 599 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,879 you're not here because of your talent. 600 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,459 The Admissions Committee? 601 00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:08,709 None of them have read a single word you've ever written. 602 00:28:08,710 --> 00:28:10,379 You're a statistic, 603 00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:11,629 a project. 604 00:28:11,630 --> 00:28:13,089 Every year there's one of you. 605 00:28:13,090 --> 00:28:17,049 Some welfare freeloader who never amounts to anything. 606 00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:18,209 Just like your grandfather. 607 00:28:18,210 --> 00:28:19,799 He couldn't even make it a semester. 608 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,669 That is your past, present, and future, Jughead... 609 00:28:25,415 --> 00:28:26,794 Shut your mouth! 610 00:28:26,795 --> 00:28:28,911 Looks like you've inherited his temper, too. Huh? 611 00:28:31,415 --> 00:28:33,124 They all know I'm right. 612 00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:35,455 And deep down, you know it, too. 613 00:28:52,001 --> 00:28:53,300 Most of you know me by now, 614 00:28:53,301 --> 00:28:54,960 but my name is Archie Andrews. 615 00:28:54,961 --> 00:28:56,631 I run this place with Munroe Moore. 616 00:28:57,591 --> 00:28:59,260 And we invited you here today 617 00:28:59,261 --> 00:29:01,061 to set the record straight about a few things. 618 00:29:01,461 --> 00:29:02,880 Starting with... 619 00:29:02,881 --> 00:29:05,711 Despite a few bogus complaints that have been made, 620 00:29:07,341 --> 00:29:08,920 this community center is not going anywhere. 621 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:11,460 In fact, starting today, 622 00:29:11,461 --> 00:29:13,880 we will be expanding our hours to 11:00 p.m., 623 00:29:13,881 --> 00:29:15,340 and we'll be open on Sundays. 624 00:29:15,341 --> 00:29:18,300 So, to my neighbors, I say, 625 00:29:18,301 --> 00:29:20,000 instead of working against us, 626 00:29:20,001 --> 00:29:21,380 why don't you come in and help out? 627 00:29:21,381 --> 00:29:22,920 Sponsor our baseball team. 628 00:29:22,921 --> 00:29:24,300 Donate your time. 629 00:29:24,301 --> 00:29:28,130 These kids need people to show them that they care. 630 00:29:28,131 --> 00:29:29,260 Which is why we're starting 631 00:29:29,261 --> 00:29:30,710 a Big Brothers and Big Sisters program. 632 00:29:30,711 --> 00:29:33,670 The Riverdale High Bulldogs and Vixens 633 00:29:33,671 --> 00:29:35,590 have already volunteered, so why don't you? 634 00:29:35,591 --> 00:29:37,260 And if you still want to shut us down, 635 00:29:37,261 --> 00:29:39,000 then go ahead and try. 636 00:29:39,001 --> 00:29:40,800 My mom is a very good lawyer. 637 00:29:40,801 --> 00:29:42,300 Or you can try the cops, 638 00:29:42,301 --> 00:29:43,760 and I'll call my best friend's dad, 639 00:29:43,761 --> 00:29:44,761 the Sheriff of Riverdale. 640 00:29:44,762 --> 00:29:46,800 Otherwise, 641 00:29:46,801 --> 00:29:48,630 my friendly advice to you 642 00:29:48,631 --> 00:29:50,301 is get out of my way. 643 00:29:55,131 --> 00:29:56,260 Can I help you? 644 00:29:56,261 --> 00:29:59,340 Look, I own a hardware store on Drury, 645 00:29:59,341 --> 00:30:01,380 and I admire what you're trying to accomplish here. 646 00:30:01,381 --> 00:30:03,000 And I'm not the only one. 647 00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:04,420 So why didn't you say that, then? 648 00:30:04,421 --> 00:30:08,500 The thing is, many of us business owners are getting... 649 00:30:08,501 --> 00:30:10,710 pressure to speak out against your center. 650 00:30:10,711 --> 00:30:11,761 Not by Hiram Lodge? 651 00:30:13,131 --> 00:30:14,211 No. Uh... 652 00:30:15,001 --> 00:30:16,170 His name is Dodger. 653 00:30:16,171 --> 00:30:18,300 And we've been paying him a protection fee. 654 00:30:18,301 --> 00:30:20,460 Lately, he's added a request. 655 00:30:20,461 --> 00:30:22,550 Protest your center, 656 00:30:22,551 --> 00:30:25,000 or risk losing his protection. 657 00:30:25,001 --> 00:30:27,000 And then maybe our stores get robbed. 658 00:30:27,001 --> 00:30:29,170 Or burned to the ground. 659 00:30:29,171 --> 00:30:30,971 So, Dodger's the one who wants us out of here? 660 00:30:32,591 --> 00:30:34,380 Every kid who sets foot in your place 661 00:30:34,381 --> 00:30:37,131 is one less running scams for him on the streets. 662 00:30:43,849 --> 00:30:45,059 Well... 663 00:30:46,059 --> 00:30:47,978 Look what the cat dragged in. 664 00:30:47,979 --> 00:30:49,688 I'm done with Stonewall Prep. 665 00:30:49,689 --> 00:30:51,228 Place is toxic. 666 00:30:51,229 --> 00:30:53,518 I'm going back to Riverdale High to be with my friends. 667 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:54,558 No. 668 00:30:54,559 --> 00:30:56,308 Mmm-mmm. 669 00:30:56,309 --> 00:30:58,228 You're not throwing away this opportunity. 670 00:30:58,229 --> 00:31:00,018 You're giving me whiplash, Dad. 671 00:31:00,019 --> 00:31:01,728 What opportunity? 672 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:03,308 So I can be buried alive in a coffin, 673 00:31:03,309 --> 00:31:04,428 or be told that I'm only there 674 00:31:04,429 --> 00:31:06,189 because I grew up in a trailer park? 675 00:31:06,528 --> 00:31:07,567 Someone said that to you? 676 00:31:07,592 --> 00:31:09,051 Yeah. Bret did. 677 00:31:09,052 --> 00:31:10,851 Well... 678 00:31:10,852 --> 00:31:13,051 Who cares how you got in? You're in. 679 00:31:13,052 --> 00:31:15,851 And those silver spoons, they feel threatened. 680 00:31:15,852 --> 00:31:18,721 This Bret kid, he knows you're better than him. 681 00:31:18,722 --> 00:31:20,221 That you're gonna leave him in the dust. 682 00:31:20,222 --> 00:31:21,801 And you'll do it without the... 683 00:31:21,802 --> 00:31:24,431 Without the privilege or the fancy name. 684 00:31:24,432 --> 00:31:25,762 But if you drop out now... 685 00:31:27,222 --> 00:31:28,551 you're no better than my old man. 686 00:31:28,552 --> 00:31:30,221 If you hated him so much, 687 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,391 then why would you name me after him? 688 00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:33,721 It's my name, too, don't forget. 689 00:31:33,722 --> 00:31:35,221 And yeah, I hate him, 690 00:31:35,222 --> 00:31:36,551 but he's still my old man. 691 00:31:36,552 --> 00:31:38,262 So it's got to count for something, huh? 692 00:31:41,392 --> 00:31:42,552 Also, uh... 693 00:31:46,052 --> 00:31:48,181 Those books weren't from me. 694 00:31:48,182 --> 00:31:51,302 Your grandad sent them from wherever the hell he was. 695 00:31:52,552 --> 00:31:53,722 I didn't tell you 'cause... 696 00:31:54,892 --> 00:31:55,892 'Cause I'm still angry 697 00:31:56,722 --> 00:31:58,051 at how he treated us. 698 00:31:58,052 --> 00:31:59,431 He was a hard man, 699 00:31:59,432 --> 00:32:01,221 and there was no love lost between us, 700 00:32:01,222 --> 00:32:02,591 but I got to give the devil his due. 701 00:32:02,592 --> 00:32:03,682 Those books you love... 702 00:32:05,052 --> 00:32:06,142 were from him. 703 00:32:09,069 --> 00:32:10,509 And you have no idea where he is now? 704 00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:12,228 No. 705 00:32:12,229 --> 00:32:13,398 Do you want me to look for him? 706 00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:15,768 No, I don't. 707 00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:17,858 But I'll tell you what I do want. 708 00:32:17,859 --> 00:32:20,188 I want you to go back. 709 00:32:20,189 --> 00:32:22,148 I want you to do what my father never did, 710 00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:23,318 what I never did. 711 00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:24,689 Graduate high school. 712 00:32:25,939 --> 00:32:28,188 Show those preppies 713 00:32:28,189 --> 00:32:30,358 what it means to be a Jones man. 714 00:32:30,359 --> 00:32:32,569 Bring honor to our name. 715 00:32:45,148 --> 00:32:46,897 I'm quitting the program, Charles. 716 00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:48,187 But, Betty, you're a natural. 717 00:32:48,188 --> 00:32:49,727 Yeah, that's the problem. 718 00:32:49,728 --> 00:32:50,896 It's too easy for me. 719 00:32:50,921 --> 00:32:53,732 I could identify every single killer in your slideshow... 720 00:32:54,728 --> 00:32:56,775 because I'm like them. 721 00:32:58,528 --> 00:33:00,169 I have the same genes as them. 722 00:33:03,188 --> 00:33:05,188 All the more reason for you to stay in the program. 723 00:33:06,596 --> 00:33:08,095 To make sense of that part of yourself. 724 00:33:08,096 --> 00:33:10,425 You couldn't understand, Charles, okay? 725 00:33:10,426 --> 00:33:12,266 - You just don't get it. - I can. 726 00:33:13,096 --> 00:33:14,176 And I do, Betty. 727 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:18,885 I have the genes, too. 728 00:33:18,886 --> 00:33:20,885 In fact, it's why I joined the FBI. 729 00:33:20,886 --> 00:33:23,095 To control those impulses. 730 00:33:23,096 --> 00:33:26,016 You have the serial killer genes? 731 00:33:27,716 --> 00:33:28,805 Yeah. 732 00:33:28,806 --> 00:33:30,135 You can use this. 733 00:33:30,136 --> 00:33:31,345 Harness this... 734 00:33:31,346 --> 00:33:33,016 to keep the darkness in check. 735 00:33:33,976 --> 00:33:34,976 I did. 736 00:33:41,464 --> 00:33:43,463 Oh, that's amazing news. 737 00:33:43,464 --> 00:33:46,054 Thank you so much, Governor, I really appreciate it. 738 00:33:47,964 --> 00:33:49,843 No, that's fine, I'll pick her up myself. 739 00:33:49,844 --> 00:33:50,964 Bye, now. 740 00:33:53,594 --> 00:33:55,713 Sounds like you just got some good news. 741 00:33:55,714 --> 00:33:57,424 Yes, I did. 742 00:33:58,424 --> 00:34:00,383 My mother's been away for a while 743 00:34:00,384 --> 00:34:02,264 and she's finally coming home. 744 00:34:02,964 --> 00:34:04,202 Same as your father. 745 00:34:06,714 --> 00:34:07,883 I'm sorry, do I know you? 746 00:34:07,884 --> 00:34:08,884 No. 747 00:34:09,906 --> 00:34:10,906 You do not. 748 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,029 But I'll tell you the same thing 749 00:34:14,030 --> 00:34:16,659 I told the federal prosecutor. 750 00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:19,239 That I'm a licensed private investigator. 751 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,529 That I was hired by Hiram Lodge 752 00:34:21,530 --> 00:34:24,409 to uncover any malfeasance against him. 753 00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:27,859 And that I can unequivocally prove 754 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:31,739 that the federal prosecutor colluded with you 755 00:34:31,740 --> 00:34:34,859 to frame and bring false charges against Hiram. 756 00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:36,029 That's not true. 757 00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:37,819 Yes, it is. 758 00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:43,859 I have many recordings of you two... plotting. 759 00:34:43,860 --> 00:34:47,659 Including a conversation you two had 760 00:34:47,660 --> 00:34:49,280 at that booth over there, 761 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,739 discussing Pop Tate's subpoena. 762 00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:54,529 You had my place bugged? 763 00:34:54,530 --> 00:34:56,819 Yes. I did. 764 00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:59,239 So, here's what happens next. 765 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:01,529 The federal prosecutor has already told the judge 766 00:35:01,530 --> 00:35:03,859 that she's dropping the charges against Hiram, 767 00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:05,160 thanks to... 768 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,159 information I provided. 769 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,240 Look. 770 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,990 Whatever Hiram's paying you, 771 00:35:12,895 --> 00:35:13,974 I'll double it. 772 00:35:13,975 --> 00:35:15,265 Nice try. 773 00:35:17,105 --> 00:35:18,475 But that won't work with me. 774 00:35:19,725 --> 00:35:22,395 You see, our father needed help, 775 00:35:22,993 --> 00:35:24,452 someone he could trust. 776 00:35:24,453 --> 00:35:26,032 So he had me come up from Miami. 777 00:35:26,033 --> 00:35:27,203 I fix things. 778 00:35:28,573 --> 00:35:29,902 That's what I do. 779 00:35:29,903 --> 00:35:31,783 "Our father"? 780 00:35:34,203 --> 00:35:35,402 I don't understand. 781 00:35:35,403 --> 00:35:36,903 I'm Hiram's other daughter. 782 00:35:38,703 --> 00:35:39,703 Hermosa. 783 00:35:41,363 --> 00:35:42,363 He needed me. 784 00:35:43,743 --> 00:35:44,783 So I came. 785 00:36:37,490 --> 00:36:39,029 "Li'l Forsythe III." 786 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,279 Happy Birthday. 787 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,370 Sorry, I'm not there to celebrate with you. 788 00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:46,530 Never let anyone tell you that you don't belong. 789 00:36:47,530 --> 00:36:48,870 Love, Grandpa. 790 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,119 P.S. Trust few, 791 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,870 "and never let them take anything from you." 792 00:37:10,053 --> 00:37:12,422 Hiram, Hiram, Alice Smith with RIVW. 793 00:37:12,423 --> 00:37:15,052 Please, tell our viewers, what are you feeling right now? 794 00:37:15,053 --> 00:37:17,342 Well, I couldn't be happier with the outcome. 795 00:37:17,343 --> 00:37:20,213 And now that you've been vindicated of all your crimes, 796 00:37:20,923 --> 00:37:22,293 will you and your... 797 00:37:23,553 --> 00:37:24,593 Daughter. 798 00:37:25,633 --> 00:37:26,752 Be leaving Riverdale? 799 00:37:26,753 --> 00:37:28,002 On the contrary, 800 00:37:28,003 --> 00:37:31,342 I'm excited to fulfill a lifelong dream of mine 801 00:37:31,343 --> 00:37:34,752 and announce my candidacy for mayor of Riverdale. 802 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,753 - Sir, sir! Over here, sir. 803 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,043 I'm confused. 804 00:37:45,068 --> 00:37:48,447 So we're not bailing on your hot brother's FBI class? 805 00:37:48,803 --> 00:37:50,132 I thought, based on what happened to Caramel... 806 00:37:50,133 --> 00:37:52,802 That was before I got privileged information 807 00:37:52,803 --> 00:37:55,342 that made me realize that we don't actually know 808 00:37:55,343 --> 00:37:57,052 anything about Charles. 809 00:37:57,053 --> 00:37:58,842 Forget, "Is Charles gay or straight?" 810 00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:01,843 I'm interested in, is he a serial killer or not? 811 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,274 I'm serious, Kevin. 812 00:38:04,275 --> 00:38:07,104 The only places I've ever seen him are Pop's, 813 00:38:07,105 --> 00:38:09,734 my house, and the FBI office. 814 00:38:09,735 --> 00:38:11,484 I mean, what does he do all day? 815 00:38:11,485 --> 00:38:13,524 Where does he go? Where does he live? 816 00:38:13,525 --> 00:38:16,444 And, again, why is he still in Riverdale? 817 00:38:18,315 --> 00:38:20,274 I thought he was helping out Jughead's dad on some cases. 818 00:38:20,275 --> 00:38:21,275 What cases? 819 00:38:22,605 --> 00:38:25,235 He's keeping secrets from me, Kev, I know it. 820 00:38:26,445 --> 00:38:28,484 That's why we have to stay close to him. 821 00:38:48,490 --> 00:38:49,910 We need to talk. 822 00:38:53,950 --> 00:38:55,239 For too long you've been preying 823 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,369 on the youth of Riverdale. That ends now. 824 00:38:57,370 --> 00:38:59,989 It's time for you to book a one-way bus ticket out of town. 825 00:38:59,990 --> 00:39:01,620 I've got manpower. 826 00:39:02,830 --> 00:39:04,240 The support of the people. 827 00:39:05,870 --> 00:39:06,870 You... 828 00:39:08,290 --> 00:39:09,740 whoever the hell you are, 829 00:39:10,370 --> 00:39:11,449 don't. 830 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,620 Consider this a declaration of war. 831 00:39:14,490 --> 00:39:16,199 Leave town, 832 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,989 or the next time we meet, 833 00:39:17,990 --> 00:39:19,449 you won't be driving away. 834 00:39:19,450 --> 00:39:20,660 You won't even be walking. 835 00:39:21,490 --> 00:39:22,530 That's a promise. 836 00:39:30,030 --> 00:39:31,330 I'm not going anywhere! 837 00:39:34,030 --> 00:39:35,990 You're a dead man, you hear me? 838 00:39:36,870 --> 00:39:38,200 You're a dead man! 839 00:39:40,342 --> 00:39:41,881 Mr. Chipping and I have conferred 840 00:39:41,882 --> 00:39:43,221 and decided on the theme 841 00:39:43,222 --> 00:39:45,471 for our Baxter Brothers writing competition. 842 00:39:45,472 --> 00:39:46,802 Who's interested? 843 00:39:56,342 --> 00:39:57,342 Jughead? 844 00:40:00,052 --> 00:40:01,261 Oh, no. 845 00:40:01,262 --> 00:40:02,262 I'm in... 846 00:40:03,182 --> 00:40:04,301 and I'm winning. 847 00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:05,971 And please, Mr. Chipping, from here on, 848 00:40:05,972 --> 00:40:08,142 you can call me Forsythe, the Third. 849 00:40:12,185 --> 00:40:13,355 It's after my grandfather. 850 00:40:14,015 --> 00:40:15,554 Wonderful. 851 00:40:15,555 --> 00:40:18,395 Then you, and your classmates, will be challenged to devise 852 00:40:20,225 --> 00:40:21,355 the perfect murder. 853 00:40:22,355 --> 00:40:23,475 That's your theme. 854 00:40:25,292 --> 00:40:26,672 Let the bloodbath begin. 855 00:40:35,857 --> 00:40:38,476 Archie Andrews, Betty Cooper, and Veronica Lodge, 856 00:40:38,477 --> 00:40:39,896 you're under arrest 857 00:40:39,897 --> 00:40:42,817 for the cold-blooded murder of my son, Jughead Jones.