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It was over,
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the evils of Stonewall Prep
had been vanquished,
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and life in Riverdale
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more or less picked up
where it had left off.
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But at its heart, Riverdale was and is,
"A wicked little town."
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So no one was surprised
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when a third round
of sinister video tapes
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was delivered
to our doorsteps.
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♪ You know the sun
is in your eyes ♪
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♪ And hurricanes and rains ♪
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♪ And black and cloudy skies ♪
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♪ You're running up
and down that hill ♪
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♪ You turn it on
and off at will ♪
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♪ There's nothing here
to thrill or bring you down ♪
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♪ And if you've got
no other choice ♪
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♪ You know you can
follow my voice ♪
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♪ Through the dark turns and
noise of this Wicked little town ♪
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♪ The fates are vicious
and they're cruel ♪
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♪ You learn too late
You've used two wishes Like a fool ♪
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♪ The pious, hateful
and devout ♪
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♪ You're turning tricks
'til you're turned out ♪
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♪ The wind so cold, it burns,
you're burning out, Blowing round ♪
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♪ And then you're someone
you are not ♪
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♪ And Riverdale,
it ain't the spot ♪
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♪ Remember Mrs. Lot
and when she turned around ♪
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♪ And if you've got
no other choice ♪
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♪ You know you can
follow my voice ♪
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♪ Through the dark turns and
noise of this Wicked little town ♪
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No one slept that night,
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as they waited
for a new day to dawn.
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Daddy.
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You've a doctor's appointment,
don't you?
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Which I'll go to,
as soon as I finish my coffee.
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Little help.
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Little help.
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- Holy crap, Mr. Lodge.
- Thanks, Archie.
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Maybe you should ease up.
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You know,
considering your condition.
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The hell you talking about?
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Veronica told me,
that you're... sick.
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Well, clearly my daughter's
confused 'cause I'm perfectly healthy.
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But if she's concerned
for some unfounded reason,
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then you'll agree that
she doesn't need to know about this.
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Mr. Lodge, look if you need
help... - What I need is privacy.
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This is not your business,
nor hers, frankly.
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Do we understand
each other, Archie?
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Yes, sir, we do.
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Take the plate off.
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So, I talked to all your teachers
and we figured out a way
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for you to catch up
on all of your classes.
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Phew! That's not
daunting at all.
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- There's an index.
- Mmm-hmm, and it's color coded.
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Red is for American history.
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You missed the mid-term,
so you can catch up by writing an essay
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on either the Trail of Tears
or the Salem witch trials.
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- Salem witch trails, definitely.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Blue, English.
You can choose amongst,
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The Pearl,
The Old Man and the Sea,
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and London's The Call of the Wild,
for your book report.
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- What,
you've already read all three of them.
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No, I know, it's just,
writing a book report,
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now I know,
how Sisyphus must have felt.
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Given how far behind I am
on literally every topic,
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is it even worth trying
to catch up at this point?
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Look. I know this is a lot.
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It's a lot of work,
but it's only for a couple of months.
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Just to make sure
that you graduate. With me.
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What is more important
than that?
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Jughead. What a surprise.
What do you need?
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Something to stimulate my brain
as I plow through
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this pile of work
that Betty's lined up for me.
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I was thinking in between
writing these mind-numbing essays
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I could help you
review the latest round
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of videotapes from
our mysterious voyeur.
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Absolutely, I could use some
help scrubbing through the footage.
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The voyeur's stepping up
his or her game.
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Coming to more and more houses.
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I don't ever want
to see what would
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happen if he found
his way inside a house.
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Thank you. Oh. Uh...
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One more thing, if you could
keep my moon-lighting on the DL.
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You mean from Betty?
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How about this? I
won't bring it up to her,
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unless she asks me directly.
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Thank you.
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Here you go, Principal Honey, another
list of sign-ups for the variety show.
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Mmm. Well, I've reviewed
the acts submitted so far.
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They mostly seem fine.
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With one exception.
Yours.
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I'm sorry, but you won't be
allowed to do a number
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Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
That show is...
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It's not appropriate
for students and families.
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It was on Broadway.
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- There's a movie version of it.
- An R-rated movie version.
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Look, why don't you do a number
from a classical musical
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like Cocoon... or a
Carousel.
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Instead of some niche-downtown
cabaret show
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that would be more appropriate
for pre-Nazi Berlin.
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Is not a niche show.
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It celebrates
identities, genders,
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expressions of all kinds and it
speaks to my entire generation.
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We are relentlessly slammed
with crisis after crisis.
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And we talk it,
and we're numb. Yes.
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But also screaming
on the inside.
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Please just...
Just listen to us.
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We're people, not numbers.
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We're Generation Z.
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♪ All our feelings
And thoughts ♪
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♪ Expressed in ones
And in oughts ♪
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♪ In endless spiraling chains ♪
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♪ You can't decode or explain ♪
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♪ 'Cause you are so analog ♪
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♪ God dog I eye I God dog ♪
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♪ We're the random number ♪
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♪ Generation we are ♪
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♪ Random number
Generated we are ♪
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♪ Random numbers ♪
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♪ In the regime
Of the solid state ♪
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♪ Wheels spin as you iterate ♪
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K is X squared minus one ♪
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♪ But .54321 ♪
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When X is taken times two ♪
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♪ That's when
We're coming for you ♪
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♪ We're the random number ♪
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♪ Generation we are ♪
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♪ Random number
Generated we are ♪
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♪ Hey here we are ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ We're the random number ♪
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♪ Generation we are ♪
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♪ Random number
Generated we are ♪
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♪ Random number ♪
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- Hedwig is the perfect fit for...
- Mr. Keller,
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you can either pick
a different song,
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or recuse yourself
from the variety show
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and all your attendant duties.
Effective immediately.
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*RIVERDALE *
Season 04 Episode 17
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Title: "Chapter Seventy-Four:
Wicked Little Town"
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Aired on: April 15, 2020
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Damn it.
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Late breaking news,
I am now singing
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Oh, What a Beautiful Morning,
Oklahoma! for the variety show.
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What happened to
Hedwig?
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Honey nixed it.
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Said it was too controversial.
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Kevin. If you want to do
Hedwig,
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you should do.
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Hedwig.
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He'd yank me off stage
before the first note.
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Hell, I don't even think you
should wait for the variety show.
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I think you should go rogue.
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Go rogue, in what way?
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Okay.
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So, you know
I support you.
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And, I think you're
an amazing writer, Jug,
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but this feels
a little...
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phoned in.
I mean there's typos
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and incomplete sentences and
I'm not even sure what the thesis is.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Maybe, I'll go offline.
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Hole myself up in the bunker
after school and really focus on it.
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Play Thomas Pynchon
for a while.
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Oh, he comes bearing gifts.
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And some news.
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I know this seems a little last minute,
but, uh...
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I signed us up
for the variety show.
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- To perform as a band.
- Well, obviously, I'm completely in.
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You know I support you kids
in your rock-and-roll,
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but I really have to finish
these essays,
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or else my girlfriend over there
is gonna lock me in the stocks.
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It's true, Jug has a lot
of work to do.
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But I think, you can take
a little time out, for this.
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I mean, look,
it's senior year,
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we promised we were gonna start
taking advantage of that.
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Agreed.
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- Does this band have a name?
- Mmm.
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Uh, it's The Archies.
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What, was
the Me-Me-Me's taken?
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- We can change the name.
- No. The Archies.
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I like it.
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What's up,
Riverdale?
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Are you trying
to tear me down?
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That's, wait. That's not...
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Well, sorry, I'm the new
Berlin Wall, baby.
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Now, get your asses
to the music room.
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♪ I was born
On the other side ♪
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♪ Of a town ripped in two ♪
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♪ I made it over
The great divide ♪
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♪ Now I'm coming for you ♪
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♪ Enemies and adversaries ♪
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♪ They try and tear me down ♪
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♪ You want me baby
I dare you ♪
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♪ Try and tear me down ♪
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♪ There ain't much
Of a difference ♪
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♪ Between a bridge and a wall ♪
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♪ Without me right
In the middle, babe ♪
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♪ Whoa, you would be
Nothing at all ♪
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♪ Enemies and adversaries ♪
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♪ They try to tear me down ♪
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♪ You want me, baby
I dare you ♪
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♪ Try and tear me down ♪
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♪ From East Berlin
To Junction City ♪
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Hello, Mr. Honey.
Hello, Riverdale.
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You wanna try
and tear me down?
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You're done, Mr. Keller,
you're off the variety show.
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♪ Come on and tear ♪
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♪ Come on and tear me ♪
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♪ Down ♪
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I said, "you're done."
You hear me?
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You're done!
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Okay, I'm gonna try it.
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- Whoa.
- Okay.
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Can we please order
pizza from
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- Little Cicero's?
- Ugh!
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Guys, it is not a sleepover
without greasy pizza, right, Kev?
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Kev?
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Sorry, it's just...
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Working on the variety show
made me feel like,
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I was reconnecting
with the old, pre-farm Kevin.
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Mr. Honey didn't just take that away,
he made me feel like I was nothing.
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Like I didn't matter.
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You know something
that makes me feel better?
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♪ On nights ♪
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♪ Like this ♪
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♪ When the world's
A bit amiss ♪
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♪ And the lights go down ♪
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♪ Across the trailer park ♪
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♪ I put on some make-up ♪
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♪ Turn on the tape deck ♪
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♪ And put the wig
Back on my head ♪
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Oh.
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♪ Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest
Midnight checkout queen ♪
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♪ Until I head home ♪
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♪ And I put myself to bed ♪
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I hear
what you're saying, Betty,
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but I'm not sure even
a makeover montage will help.
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♪ I look back on
Where I'm from ♪
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♪ Look at the woman
I've become ♪
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♪ And the strangest thing's ♪
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♪ Suddenly routine ♪
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♪ I look up from my Vermouth
On the rocks ♪
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♪ The gift wrapped wig
Still in the box ♪
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♪ Of towering velveteen ♪
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♪ I put on some make-up ♪
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♪ Some LaVern Baker ♪
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♪ And pull the wig down
From the shelf ♪
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♪ Suddenly I'm Miss Beehive 1963 ♪
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♪ Until I wake up ♪
250
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:25,699
♪ And I turn back to myself ♪
251
00:16:31,911 --> 00:16:35,621
♪ Some girls
They have natural ease ♪
252
00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:39,441
♪ They wear it any way
They please ♪
253
00:16:39,526 --> 00:16:44,777
♪ With their French flip curls
And perfumed magazines ♪
254
00:16:45,574 --> 00:16:49,202
♪ Wear it up, let it down ♪
255
00:16:49,287 --> 00:16:53,040
♪ This is the best way
That I've found ♪
256
00:16:53,201 --> 00:16:56,328
♪ To be the best
You've ever seen ♪
257
00:16:56,413 --> 00:16:58,707
♪ I put on some make-up ♪
258
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,772
♪ Turn on the eight-track ♪
259
00:17:02,927 --> 00:17:07,254
♪ I'm pulling the wig down
From the shelf ♪
260
00:17:09,972 --> 00:17:15,269
♪ Suddenly I'm
Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV ♪
261
00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:17,374
♪ Until I wake up ♪
262
00:17:17,459 --> 00:17:20,504
♪ And I turn back to myself ♪
263
00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:25,296
♪ Shag, bi-level Bob
Dorothy Hamill do ♪
264
00:17:25,381 --> 00:17:28,049
♪ Sausage curl, chicken wings
It's all because of you ♪
265
00:17:28,156 --> 00:17:32,261
♪ It's all because of you
It's all because of you ♪
266
00:17:36,944 --> 00:17:38,280
Oh, my...
267
00:17:40,495 --> 00:17:42,248
- Hey, Kev?
- Yeah.
268
00:17:44,061 --> 00:17:46,645
What if for the variety show,
269
00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:49,650
we all performed songs
Hedwig.
270
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,778
Yeah. As a sign of solidarity.
271
00:17:52,915 --> 00:17:54,833
And as President
of the Student Body
272
00:17:54,918 --> 00:17:57,129
and Riverdale High's
LGBTQIA Alliance,
273
00:17:57,214 --> 00:18:00,886
I promise you, I will sit down with
Principal Humbug and make this right.
274
00:18:16,536 --> 00:18:19,824
On behalf of Kevin Keller
and the entire Student Body
275
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:21,627
we urge you to hear our plea.
276
00:18:22,504 --> 00:18:25,004
Hedwig is not some fringe,
down-beat musical.
277
00:18:25,089 --> 00:18:28,549
It's fun. It's an old-fashioned,
red-blooded,
278
00:18:28,634 --> 00:18:31,220
American musical comedy
with something for everyone.
279
00:18:31,304 --> 00:18:34,265
Including those of us,
who are more... straight-laced.
280
00:18:34,923 --> 00:18:36,465
Allow us to demonstrate.
281
00:18:44,941 --> 00:18:47,067
♪ I've got a sweet tooth ♪
282
00:18:47,152 --> 00:18:49,886
♪ For licorice drops
And jelly roll ♪
283
00:18:52,975 --> 00:18:54,386
♪ Hey, sugar daddy ♪
284
00:18:54,471 --> 00:18:58,316
♪ Cheryl needs some sugar
In her bowl ♪
285
00:19:00,928 --> 00:19:03,624
♪ I'll lay out fine china
On the linen
286
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,086
♪ Polish up the chrome ♪
287
00:19:05,171 --> 00:19:07,673
♪ If you've got
Some sugar for me ♪
288
00:19:07,757 --> 00:19:10,488
♪ Sugar daddy bring it home ♪
289
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,306
♪ Black strap molasses ♪
290
00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:17,974
♪ You're my cherry blossom
Honey bear ♪
291
00:19:18,058 --> 00:19:21,604
♪ Sugar daddy, sugar daddy ♪
292
00:19:21,688 --> 00:19:24,064
♪ Bring me
Versace blue jeans ♪
293
00:19:24,148 --> 00:19:26,149
♪ Black designer underwear ♪
294
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:29,278
♪ Sugar daddy, sugar daddy ♪
295
00:19:29,362 --> 00:19:33,866
♪ We'll dress up like The
disco-dancing jet set In Milan and Rome ♪
296
00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:36,284
♪ If you got some
Sugar for me ♪
297
00:19:36,368 --> 00:19:38,787
♪ Sugar daddy, bring it home ♪
298
00:19:38,871 --> 00:19:40,879
That's enough, Ms. Blossom.
299
00:19:41,271 --> 00:19:45,082
♪ Oh, the thrill of control ♪
300
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:49,522
♪ Like the Blitzkrieg
On the roll ♪
301
00:19:49,716 --> 00:19:54,122
♪ It's the sweetest taste
I've known, oh yeah ♪
302
00:19:54,207 --> 00:19:58,285
♪ So if you've got some sugar
Bring it home, oh yeah ♪
303
00:19:58,487 --> 00:20:04,480
♪ Come on, sugar daddy
Bring it home ♪
304
00:20:15,184 --> 00:20:16,871
What? No applause?
305
00:20:16,956 --> 00:20:18,373
You just proved my point.
306
00:20:19,578 --> 00:20:21,535
Did you listen
to the lyrics you just sang?
307
00:20:21,706 --> 00:20:25,214
Hedwig and The Angry Inch
is highly sexualized.
308
00:20:25,436 --> 00:20:27,669
How queer-phobic of you.
309
00:20:27,754 --> 00:20:31,005
And if every student of Riverdale
High changed their variety show act
310
00:20:31,089 --> 00:20:33,582
Hedwig,
what would you do then?
311
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,988
Hmm. Well, Ms. Topaz,
312
00:20:36,595 --> 00:20:39,097
I would make the following
announcement,
313
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:44,729
"Any student who performs
will be barred from Senior Prom."
314
00:20:48,068 --> 00:20:49,222
Now...
315
00:20:51,177 --> 00:20:53,136
As you like to say,
Ms. Blossom...
316
00:20:54,074 --> 00:20:55,347
Toodles.
317
00:21:27,123 --> 00:21:28,916
So what
happened exactly?
318
00:21:30,214 --> 00:21:32,403
Daddy is downplaying it.
319
00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:36,254
He says he missed a step
and stumbled.
320
00:21:36,339 --> 00:21:39,175
But, it's still scary
and confusing.
321
00:21:39,301 --> 00:21:41,972
He's been going to the doctor,
he just told us.
322
00:21:42,057 --> 00:21:43,402
He was getting better.
323
00:21:46,365 --> 00:21:48,316
Ronnie, I don't
want you to worry.
324
00:21:49,902 --> 00:21:53,113
But your dad's been
working out at the gym.
325
00:21:55,129 --> 00:21:56,261
Okay.
326
00:21:56,394 --> 00:21:59,194
He was bench pressing
and the bar slipped.
327
00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:01,707
Luckily, I was there
to catch it, but...
328
00:22:03,039 --> 00:22:06,284
I don't think, he's been going to
the doctor as regularly as he says.
329
00:22:07,888 --> 00:22:09,389
And,
330
00:22:09,684 --> 00:22:12,855
you haven't told me
this before, why?
331
00:22:13,121 --> 00:22:14,563
Well, he said it was nothing,
and when
332
00:22:14,647 --> 00:22:16,003
Iron Lodge asks you
to shut your mouth
333
00:22:16,087 --> 00:22:18,278
and mind your own business,
you mind your own business.
334
00:22:18,363 --> 00:22:21,832
No, no, you drag him
to the car,
335
00:22:21,986 --> 00:22:24,714
and you drive him
to the doctor yourself.
336
00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:28,380
- That wasn't an option, Ronnie.
- So, you do nothing instead?
337
00:22:28,534 --> 00:22:31,369
This is my life, Archie,
my father's life.
338
00:22:31,454 --> 00:22:33,636
How could you be
so short-sighted?
339
00:22:42,001 --> 00:22:43,752
Jughead!
340
00:22:44,164 --> 00:22:47,249
I came to surprise you,
with a study break.
341
00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:49,980
Tell me, this is not
what it looks like.
342
00:22:50,065 --> 00:22:51,309
It's not.
343
00:22:51,394 --> 00:22:54,089
Oh, so you're not lying to me,
about doing your homework.
344
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:57,675
While you try to crack
some new unsolvable mystery.
345
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,423
- I'm doing both.
- I went to the mat for you.
346
00:23:01,604 --> 00:23:03,606
With Mr. Honey and
with all of your teachers.
347
00:23:03,691 --> 00:23:04,802
I didn't ask you to do that.
348
00:23:04,886 --> 00:23:07,430
I'm trying to make sure
that you graduate, Jug.
349
00:23:07,514 --> 00:23:10,641
I'm trying to make sure that we
stay together, that we have a future.
350
00:23:10,725 --> 00:23:13,268
I'm sorry,
in what future are we not together?
351
00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:16,730
I'm going to New Haven in a few months,
Jug, that is happening.
352
00:23:16,814 --> 00:23:19,484
- Where are you going to be?
- I thought I'd be your dorm husband,
353
00:23:19,568 --> 00:23:22,068
just eating pizza while
you studied Criminal Psych.
354
00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:24,488
Yeah, well, I would rather that
than this dead-end Jughead.
355
00:23:24,572 --> 00:23:26,824
Oh, the Jughead
that was brained with a rock?
356
00:23:26,908 --> 00:23:30,577
I'm sorry I'm different now,
I guess death just changes a person.
357
00:23:31,871 --> 00:23:37,709
♪ Inside I'm hollowed out Outside's a
paper shroud And all the rest's illusion ♪
358
00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:43,216
♪ That there's a will and soul That we can
wrest control From chaos and confusion ♪
359
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:47,394
♪ A collage
I'm all sewn up ♪
360
00:23:49,038 --> 00:23:53,058
♪ A montage
I'm all sewn up ♪
361
00:23:53,296 --> 00:23:55,769
How do you think I feel?
362
00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:58,944
♪ A random pattern
With a needle and thread ♪
363
00:23:59,029 --> 00:24:01,472
♪ The overlapping way
Diseases are spread ♪
364
00:24:01,568 --> 00:24:04,708
♪ To a tornado body
With a hand grenade head ♪
365
00:24:04,793 --> 00:24:09,366
♪ And the legs
Are two lovers entwined ♪
366
00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:11,952
- I was trying to do the right thing.
- You weren't thinking, Archie.
367
00:24:12,036 --> 00:24:14,442
Give me a break, Veronica.
It's been a crappy year.
368
00:24:14,527 --> 00:24:20,294
♪ Oh, God, I'm all sewn up A hardened
razor-cut Scar-map across my body ♪
369
00:24:20,378 --> 00:24:25,716
♪ And you can trace the lines Through
misery's design That map across my body ♪
370
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:30,054
♪ A collage
I'm all sewn up ♪
371
00:24:31,547 --> 00:24:35,980
♪ A montage
I'm all sewn up ♪
372
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:41,399
♪ The automatist's undoin' ♪
373
00:24:41,519 --> 00:24:44,235
♪ The whole world
Starts unscrewin' ♪
374
00:24:44,319 --> 00:24:49,574
♪ As time collapses
And space warps, oh ♪
375
00:24:50,194 --> 00:24:53,071
♪ You see decay and ruin ♪
376
00:24:53,218 --> 00:24:56,178
♪ I tell you, no, no, no, no ♪
377
00:24:56,263 --> 00:24:59,933
♪ You make such
An exquisite corpse ♪
378
00:25:00,018 --> 00:25:03,316
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
379
00:25:03,494 --> 00:25:08,050
♪ A collage
I'm all sewn up ♪
380
00:25:09,331 --> 00:25:13,839
♪ A montage
I'm all sewn up ♪
381
00:25:14,663 --> 00:25:17,083
♪ I'm all sewn up ♪
382
00:25:17,932 --> 00:25:22,449
♪ I'm all sewn up ♪
383
00:25:32,837 --> 00:25:35,200
Principal Honey,
I need to alert you
384
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:38,415
to a situation that's
taking place in the hallway.
385
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:41,782
And the games begin.
386
00:25:48,241 --> 00:25:52,244
Consider this
a peaceful protest, Mr. Honey.
387
00:25:52,329 --> 00:25:55,500
Though I will weaponize
these babies if I have to.
388
00:25:55,585 --> 00:25:57,839
Clearly, you are all...
389
00:25:58,403 --> 00:26:01,196
very passionate about
what you're feeling.
390
00:26:01,281 --> 00:26:05,118
But hotheads lead
to unpredictability and anger.
391
00:26:06,157 --> 00:26:07,504
Violence.
392
00:26:12,268 --> 00:26:14,238
So, I'm afraid...
393
00:26:15,623 --> 00:26:19,402
the most prudent action to take
at this moment is to...
394
00:26:19,559 --> 00:26:21,331
cancel the variety show.
395
00:26:31,850 --> 00:26:33,519
Hi, sorry, I'm late.
396
00:26:34,964 --> 00:26:38,855
Betty, I forgot to text you
guys that rehearsal's cancelled.
397
00:26:39,673 --> 00:26:40,842
Oh...
398
00:26:41,827 --> 00:26:44,339
I kinda screwed up
with Veronica.
399
00:26:47,108 --> 00:26:50,441
Well, Jughead and I just got in a fight,
too, actually. so...
400
00:26:51,806 --> 00:26:53,889
Damn it, I'm sorry.
401
00:26:54,129 --> 00:26:56,674
This is not what I wanted
this week to be.
402
00:26:56,759 --> 00:26:58,496
I wanted us to have fun.
403
00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:00,894
When was the last time
that happened?
404
00:27:04,626 --> 00:27:06,464
That time
we ordered sea monkeys,
405
00:27:06,549 --> 00:27:09,048
from the back of the coven book
was fun.
406
00:27:09,895 --> 00:27:12,261
- Yeah, we peaked in the first grade.
- Yeah.
407
00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:17,828
When I saw that sign-up sheet,
408
00:27:18,821 --> 00:27:21,073
I flashback to sophomore year.
409
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:25,030
I was on the stage,
freezing up from stage fright,
410
00:27:25,966 --> 00:27:28,009
until I saw my dad.
411
00:27:28,094 --> 00:27:31,430
And suddenly,
I could just... play.
412
00:27:32,837 --> 00:27:36,384
He gave me
the biggest hug afterwards.
413
00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:39,458
He was so proud of you.
414
00:27:41,907 --> 00:27:44,183
He was always so happy
whenever you played.
415
00:27:46,746 --> 00:27:50,092
Look, just because Veronica
and Jughead aren't here,
416
00:27:50,177 --> 00:27:52,681
doesn't mean
we can't rehearse.
417
00:27:55,439 --> 00:27:56,746
All right.
418
00:28:08,689 --> 00:28:11,121
♪ When the Earth
Was still flat ♪
419
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,777
♪ And clouds made of fire ♪
420
00:28:13,861 --> 00:28:17,175
♪ And mountains
Stretched up to the sky ♪
421
00:28:17,277 --> 00:28:21,114
♪ Sometimes higher ♪
422
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:25,386
♪ Folks roamed the Earth
Like big rolling kegs ♪
423
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:30,247
♪ They had two sets of arms
They had two sets of legs ♪
424
00:28:30,332 --> 00:28:35,257
♪ They had two faces peering
Out of one giant head ♪
425
00:28:35,341 --> 00:28:38,134
♪ So they could watch
All around them ♪
426
00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:40,304
♪ As they talked
While they read ♪
427
00:28:40,388 --> 00:28:44,504
And they never
Knew nothing of love ♪
428
00:28:44,879 --> 00:28:47,441
♪ It was before ♪
429
00:28:47,575 --> 00:28:49,533
♪ Mmm ♪
430
00:28:49,773 --> 00:28:51,900
♪ The origin of love ♪
431
00:28:52,047 --> 00:28:54,633
♪ The origin of love ♪
432
00:28:54,718 --> 00:28:56,927
♪ The origin of love ♪
433
00:28:57,012 --> 00:28:59,516
♪ The origin of love ♪
434
00:29:00,757 --> 00:29:02,925
♪ Last time I saw you ♪
435
00:29:03,126 --> 00:29:05,035
♪ We just split in two ♪
436
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:09,574
♪ You were looking at me
I was looking at you ♪
437
00:29:09,677 --> 00:29:12,395
♪ You had a way so familiar ♪
438
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:16,574
♪ I could not recognize 'Cause
you had blood On your face ♪
439
00:29:16,674 --> 00:29:19,093
♪ And I had blood
In my eyes ♪
440
00:29:19,177 --> 00:29:23,786
♪ And the children of the moon
Look like a fork Stuck on a spoon ♪
441
00:29:23,871 --> 00:29:30,308
♪ They were part sun Part earth,
part daughter Part son ♪
442
00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:33,104
♪ Oh ♪
443
00:29:33,289 --> 00:29:36,019
♪ The origin of love ♪
444
00:29:39,318 --> 00:29:41,488
♪ Now the Gods grew
Quite scared ♪
445
00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:43,575
♪ Of our strength
and defiance ♪
446
00:29:43,659 --> 00:29:47,371
♪ And Thor said I'm gonna
kill them all with my hammer ♪
447
00:29:47,455 --> 00:29:50,066
♪ Like I killed the giants ♪
448
00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:54,044
♪ And then he grabbed up
Some bolts ♪
449
00:29:54,128 --> 00:29:58,465
♪ He let out a laugh Said I'll
split them Right down the middle ♪
450
00:29:58,549 --> 00:30:00,843
♪ Gonna cut them
Right up in half ♪
451
00:30:00,928 --> 00:30:05,175
♪ And the storm clouds
Gathered above ♪
452
00:30:05,260 --> 00:30:08,019
♪ Into great balls of fire ♪
453
00:30:10,717 --> 00:30:16,639
♪ And then fire shot down
From the sky in bolts ♪
454
00:30:16,809 --> 00:30:20,254
♪ Like shining blades
Of a knife ♪
455
00:30:20,361 --> 00:30:23,907
♪ And it ripped
Right through the flesh ♪
456
00:30:24,117 --> 00:30:28,662
♪ Of the children of the Sun
And the Moon and the Earth ♪
457
00:30:29,789 --> 00:30:33,499
♪ And Osiris
And the gods of the Nile ♪
458
00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:36,211
♪ Gathered up a big storm ♪
459
00:30:36,295 --> 00:30:38,463
♪ To blow a hurricane ♪
460
00:30:38,547 --> 00:30:40,673
♪ To scatter us away ♪
461
00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:43,259
♪ In a flood of wind and rain ♪
462
00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:45,595
♪ A sea of tidal waves ♪
463
00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:48,056
♪ To wash us all away ♪
464
00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:50,226
♪ And if we don't behave ♪
465
00:30:50,310 --> 00:30:52,602
♪ They'll cut us down again ♪
466
00:31:27,451 --> 00:31:28,537
Hi.
467
00:31:29,769 --> 00:31:32,441
One fully researched,
468
00:31:32,608 --> 00:31:36,028
thoroughly proofed, MLA formatted
essay on the Salem witch trials.
469
00:31:38,477 --> 00:31:40,062
I don't know what to say.
470
00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:44,778
You don't have to
say anything.
471
00:31:45,472 --> 00:31:46,641
I do.
472
00:31:48,285 --> 00:31:49,577
I'm sorry.
473
00:31:50,817 --> 00:31:52,109
Jug.
474
00:31:53,512 --> 00:31:54,746
It's okay.
475
00:31:55,007 --> 00:31:56,230
No, it's not.
476
00:31:56,410 --> 00:31:59,513
I shouldn't have been as ticked
off as I was that you had faith in me.
477
00:32:07,181 --> 00:32:09,324
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
478
00:32:10,251 --> 00:32:11,355
Okay.
479
00:32:11,824 --> 00:32:14,605
I really need to finish
Call of the Wild.
480
00:32:14,690 --> 00:32:16,863
But you can distract me
any time you want.
481
00:32:20,389 --> 00:32:21,918
- Bye.
- Bye.
482
00:32:38,092 --> 00:32:39,988
Penny for your thoughts,
handsome.
483
00:32:40,332 --> 00:32:41,418
Hi.
484
00:32:43,724 --> 00:32:46,910
I wanted to
give you this, Archie.
485
00:32:47,018 --> 00:32:49,437
It was too short-notice
to get cupcakes from Magnolia,
486
00:32:49,521 --> 00:32:50,597
so these are from Pop's,
487
00:32:50,705 --> 00:32:56,183
but... you deserve an official
"Veronica Lodge I'm Sorry."
488
00:32:57,423 --> 00:32:59,718
- You're sorry.
- I am.
489
00:33:02,974 --> 00:33:06,386
I was... scared.
490
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,497
And lashing out,
but at the wrong person.
491
00:33:10,659 --> 00:33:14,285
The truth is, you didn't need to
come clean to me but you did.
492
00:33:15,114 --> 00:33:17,339
And thanks to that
I got a doctor who said
493
00:33:17,424 --> 00:33:19,433
it was lucky he saw Daddy
when he did.
494
00:33:19,518 --> 00:33:21,770
Because it could have been
much worse than a fall.
495
00:33:22,243 --> 00:33:24,203
So, thank you.
496
00:33:24,288 --> 00:33:25,347
- Archiekins.
- Veronica, I...
497
00:33:25,431 --> 00:33:29,893
So, more good news, though Honey
cancelled the variety show at school,
498
00:33:29,977 --> 00:33:32,504
Kevin called me
with an amazing idea.
499
00:33:32,699 --> 00:33:34,409
To host it at La Bonne Nuit.
500
00:33:34,494 --> 00:33:36,727
So, me, you,
Betty and Jughead
501
00:33:36,812 --> 00:33:38,855
we'll all get to perform
together after all.
502
00:33:39,487 --> 00:33:42,032
- Isn't that amazing?
- That's awesome.
503
00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:53,308
"The show must go on,"
as they say.
504
00:33:53,666 --> 00:33:56,027
Even in our wicked,
little town.
505
00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:27,486
♪ Forgive me
for I did not know ♪
506
00:34:32,581 --> 00:34:36,377
♪ 'Cause I was just a boy ♪
507
00:34:36,461 --> 00:34:39,883
♪ And you were so much more ♪
508
00:34:41,925 --> 00:34:46,928
♪ And when everything
Starts breaking down ♪
509
00:34:47,012 --> 00:34:51,768
♪ You take the pieces
Off the ground ♪
510
00:34:51,852 --> 00:34:54,884
♪ And show this wicked town ♪
511
00:34:54,969 --> 00:34:58,858
♪ Something beautiful and new ♪
512
00:35:01,426 --> 00:35:06,179
♪ And there's
No mystical design ♪
513
00:35:06,264 --> 00:35:10,477
♪ No cosmic lover preassigned ♪
514
00:35:10,562 --> 00:35:14,732
♪ There's nothing
You can find ♪
515
00:35:14,916 --> 00:35:18,628
♪ That cannot be found ♪
516
00:35:20,171 --> 00:35:25,093
♪ 'Cause, with all the changes
We've been through ♪
517
00:35:25,177 --> 00:35:29,930
♪ It seems the stranger's
Always you ♪
518
00:35:30,014 --> 00:35:37,359
♪ Alone again in some new
Wicked little town ♪
519
00:35:39,883 --> 00:35:44,555
♪ When you've got
No other choice ♪
520
00:35:44,734 --> 00:35:49,450
♪ You know you can
follow my voice ♪
521
00:35:49,534 --> 00:35:52,536
♪ Through the dark turns
and noise ♪
522
00:35:52,620 --> 00:35:56,707
♪ Of this wicked little town ♪
523
00:35:56,791 --> 00:36:00,516
♪ Oh, it's a wicked ♪
524
00:36:01,866 --> 00:36:04,969
♪ Little town ♪
525
00:36:06,550 --> 00:36:11,047
♪ Goodbye wicked ♪
526
00:36:11,389 --> 00:36:15,031
♪ Little town ♪
527
00:36:42,516 --> 00:36:45,559
Ladies and gentlemen,
for our final performance of the evening.
528
00:36:45,643 --> 00:36:47,937
I am beyond honored
to introduce,
529
00:36:48,021 --> 00:36:50,606
for the first time ever,
The Archies.
530
00:37:09,086 --> 00:37:15,092
♪ Rain falls hard ♪
531
00:37:15,757 --> 00:37:19,656
♪ Burns dry ♪
532
00:37:19,788 --> 00:37:24,234
♪ A dream or a song ♪
533
00:37:25,473 --> 00:37:28,867
♪ That hits you so hard ♪
534
00:37:29,711 --> 00:37:33,469
♪ It's filling you up ♪
535
00:37:34,359 --> 00:37:37,805
♪ And suddenly you're gone ♪
536
00:37:40,219 --> 00:37:45,922
♪ Breathe, feel, love ♪
537
00:37:46,944 --> 00:37:52,407
♪ Give free ♪
538
00:37:52,585 --> 00:37:55,273
♪ Know in your soul ♪
539
00:37:56,576 --> 00:38:00,062
♪ Like your blood
Knows the way ♪
540
00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:04,008
♪ From your heart
To your brain ♪
541
00:38:05,891 --> 00:38:10,734
♪ Know that you're whole ♪
542
00:38:10,896 --> 00:38:12,939
♪ And you're shining ♪
543
00:38:13,023 --> 00:38:15,524
♪ Like the brightest star ♪
544
00:38:15,608 --> 00:38:17,861
♪ A transmission ♪
545
00:38:17,945 --> 00:38:24,055
♪ On the midnight radio ♪
546
00:38:24,175 --> 00:38:26,886
♪ Here's to Ronnie ♪
547
00:38:27,063 --> 00:38:28,930
♪ And Archie ♪
548
00:38:29,315 --> 00:38:30,859
♪ And Betty ♪
549
00:38:31,173 --> 00:38:33,216
♪ And Jughead ♪
550
00:38:33,301 --> 00:38:35,391
♪ And Choni ♪
551
00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:37,939
♪ And Reggie ♪
552
00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:41,023
♪ And me ♪
553
00:38:41,134 --> 00:38:44,656
♪ And all the strange
Rock and rollers ♪
554
00:38:45,529 --> 00:38:49,133
♪ You know
You're doing all right ♪
555
00:38:50,085 --> 00:38:54,381
♪ So hold on to each other ♪
556
00:38:54,731 --> 00:38:59,820
♪ You gotta hold on tonight ♪
557
00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:04,449
♪ And you're shining
like the brightest star ♪
558
00:39:04,657 --> 00:39:10,873
♪ A transmission
On the midnight radio ♪
559
00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:17,921
♪ And you're spinning
Your new 45s ♪
560
00:39:18,005 --> 00:39:22,300
♪ With all the misfits
And the losers ♪
561
00:39:22,384 --> 00:39:27,097
Well, you know
You're rock and rollers ♪
562
00:39:27,181 --> 00:39:30,850
♪ Spinning to ♪
563
00:39:30,934 --> 00:39:37,106
♪ Your rock and roll ♪
564
00:39:47,284 --> 00:39:50,788
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
565
00:39:51,579 --> 00:39:55,749
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
566
00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:58,503
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
567
00:39:59,963 --> 00:40:04,258
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
568
00:40:04,342 --> 00:40:08,555
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
569
00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:12,892
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
570
00:40:12,976 --> 00:40:16,979
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
571
00:40:17,063 --> 00:40:21,483
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
572
00:40:21,567 --> 00:40:25,655
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
573
00:40:25,739 --> 00:40:30,242
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
574
00:40:30,326 --> 00:40:34,247
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
575
00:40:34,331 --> 00:40:38,667
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
576
00:40:38,751 --> 00:40:42,796
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
577
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:47,010
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
578
00:40:47,094 --> 00:40:48,906
♪ Lift up your hands... ♪
579
00:40:49,172 --> 00:40:52,648
There's a problem that comes once
you get caught up on your homework.
580
00:40:52,733 --> 00:40:56,477
Your mind wanders,
and evil creeps back in.
581
00:40:57,438 --> 00:41:00,211
Was the voyeur somewhere
amongst us in the crowd,
582
00:41:00,312 --> 00:41:02,147
playing his long game?
583
00:41:04,156 --> 00:41:05,658
Turning the temperature up?
584
00:41:06,326 --> 00:41:09,494
Ever so slowly?
585
00:41:09,579 --> 00:41:11,742
So, that by the time
we frogs realized
586
00:41:11,826 --> 00:41:14,453
we were being boiled alive,
it was too late.
587
00:41:29,352 --> 00:41:34,078
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
588
00:41:34,479 --> 00:41:37,805
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
589
00:41:39,357 --> 00:41:44,141
♪ Lift up your hands ♪