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The popularity and
cultural impact of comic books in our time
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cannot be overstated.
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Superheroes were out,
horror and crime comics were in.
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And me and my friends were obsessed.
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What the hell?
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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Guys, you're not gonna believe this.
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Do you remember when I submitted
my story to Pep Comics
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and I received that asinine
form rejection letter?
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Well, they stole my story.
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- And published it.
- Stole it? You mean, word for word?
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Well, not word for word,
but it's definitely my story.
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I should sue them, right?
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- Can you prove it was your story?
- Maybe start by giving them a call.
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Oh, shucks to that.
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Pep Comics is right here in town.
I'm gonna go pay them a visit.
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Who's with me?
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Good morning, Riverdalians.
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Let's begin
with the most exciting news ever,
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which is that the Entertainment Committee,
chaired by yours truly,
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is hosting its first dance of the year.
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Our annual sock hop
taking place this Friday night.
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As is customary,
no shoes allowed on the gym floor,
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so, boys, before you ask
your best girls out,
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make sure that your socks match
and that they don't have any holes.
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In short, the whole event is sure to be
the bee's knees in the cat's pajamas.
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Tickets will be on sale all week,
and you'll wanna snap them up early,
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as I can now confirm that
Kevin and the Crooners will be headlining.
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See you all there.
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Hey, Veronica.
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I was wondering if
you wanted to go to the sock hop with me.
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That depends. Can you cut a rug?
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Are you a good dancer?
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- Oh, yeah. Of course I am.
- I'm sure I believe you.
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But I'm still gonna need
a demonstration, daddy-o.
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Toni Topaz. Here to buy your ticket
to the sock hop, I hope?
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That depends. Are you asking me out?
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What? Why, I... Of course not. No.
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I'm hosting the dance.
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I couldn't possibly
be saddled with a date.
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Not to mention, you're a...
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And I'm also... Um, and girls don't...
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Don't what? Dance with other girls?
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Calm down, Peggy Sue.
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No, I'm not buying a ticket.
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My pal Fangs here is a singer
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and we were hoping that you could give him
a shot at playing at the sock hop.
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Add him to the lineup.
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And the Serpents
will be there in full force.
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Hmm. And start a rumble
as greasers are won't to do?
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No, thank you.
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Kevin and the Crooners will be performing
as previously announced.
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Well, we offered.
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Good luck selling tickets
with that B-grade barbershop quartet.
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Later, Midge.
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Okay, Bernie.
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Who's the kid?
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He's a writer, Al.
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- Says we stole one of his stories.
- All right, come on in.
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Tell me your tale of woe.
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So you're accusing me of what, exactly?
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Well, I submitted a story,
then you rejected it,
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and then, surprise, surprise,
you ran a story that was exactly like it.
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Now, you might call that a coincidence,
but I...
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call it theft.
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Well, I hate to burst your bubble, kid.
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But I got news for you,
there are no original ideas.
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I get hundreds of submissions every week.
It's all the same slop.
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But the timing, the details?
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Oh, you want proof?
These filing cabinets here,
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they're filled with
every single story germ I ever had.
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I got a backlog just waiting
to be farmed out to any hack
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who can string together
a semi-coherent sentence.
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Waiting? Like you're looking for writers?
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- Always.
- Well, I'm a writer.
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If I wanted to be considered,
what would I have to do?
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Well, first off,
drop the persecution complex.
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Take this logline, turn it into
a seven-page story by tomorrow morning,
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and if it doesn't make me
wanna puke, we'll talk.
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Thanks for helping me
out of this jam, Betty.
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I panicked,
told Veronica that I could dance,
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when the truth is I got two left feet.
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You remember when I broke Midge's big toe
doing the bunny hop?
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I do.
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But don't worry, we will start
with something simple and classic.
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The Twist.
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Okay. So start just by moving your hips
from side to side like this.
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Try it.
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- Like this?
- No. Less of shoulders, more hips.
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Okay.
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- Like this? I can't...
- Um...
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No. Maybe you just need
to focus on slow dancing.
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Everyone knows how to slow dance.
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Okay.
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One hand goes like this.
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The other hand, here.
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And then you just sway.
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♪ For the rest of my life ♪
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That's it?
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Yup. It's pretty simple, right?
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♪ I'm begging you, please ♪
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♪ Be mine ♪
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♪ Whoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh ♪
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♪ Be mine ♪
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♪ For the rest of my life... ♪
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And what exactly is going on here?
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- Betty was just showing me moves.
- I'm giving Archie a dance lesson.
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- He's asking out the new girl.
- A celebrity from Hollywood.
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Goodbye, Archie.
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Bye, Betty.
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Goodbye, Mrs. Cooper.
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Oh, thank your sweet mother
for agreeing to chaperon with me.
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Give me your expert opinion, Ethel.
I can take it.
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I'm so jealous of you, Jughead.
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It's my life's goal
to draw a story for Pep Comics.
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They work with some
of the best artists in the biz.
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Come on, you're as good
as any of those clowns, Ethel.
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Tell you what, if I can finish these pages
and really make them sing,
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I'll put your name forward
to Mr. Fieldstone.
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- He's our editor-in-chief.
- Really?
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Jughead, that would be a dream.
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- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- Well...
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let's see what he says first.
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♪ Listen, sugar, honey ♪
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♪ Listen to me ♪
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♪ I need your loving
Now, can't you see... ♪
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Yoo-hoo! Sorry to interrupt.
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Just wanted to make sure that everyone
had their tickets to the sock hop.
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Midge Klump?
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One of my precious Vixens
with a common greaser!
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Sacrilege! You get out of that car!
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Calm down. I'm coming.
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Go!
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♪ A little quarrel... ♪
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Is everything okay, Kev?
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Yeah, sure.
Just a little preoccupied, I guess.
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Thinking about what songs
you'll sing at the sock hop?
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Yeah. Yeah, and other things.
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You know, you haven't officially
asked me to the sock hop yet.
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Okay. Um...
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Well, I'm performing,
so I just kind of assumed you'd...
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come to, you know, cheer me on.
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Right, yeah. Of course. That makes sense.
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♪ I love you so ♪
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♪ But time will tell ♪
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Um...
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- What is it? Don't you like kissing me?
- Of course.
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It's like I said, I'm performing,
and I don't wanna risk catching a cold.
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It's always something with you.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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It means we've been dating for months
and we're still not going steady.
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You haven't even pinned me yet.
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How am I supposed to pin you?
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- I don't play a varsity sport.
- It doesn't need to be a varsity pin.
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It can be any old pin. Can be a ring even.
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Gosh, when did you become
such a sex maniac?
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For your information,
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the fact that I want my supposed boyfriend
to kiss me once every blue moon
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does not make me a sex maniac.
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And I do not have cold germs or cooties.
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{\an8}And I will definitely not
be cheering you on at the sock hop.
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Betty. Betty.
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♪ Our teenage love ♪
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Well, it's pretentious, clunky,
too much dialogue, but, uh, it'll do.
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{\an8}Bernie, get in here!
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What?
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{\an8}- Yes, Mr. Fieldstone?
- We got a live one here.
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{\an8}See who's available to draw a seven-page
zombie story for immediate publication.
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{\an8}So I'm hired?
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Dollar a page, take it or leave it.
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{\an8}Yeah, I'll take it. And I know an artist.
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{\an8}An incredible artist.
Young, hungry, cheap.
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{\an8}Loves monster movies,
a real fiend for gore.
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Okay.
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But I want those pages tomorrow.
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Yeah. You'll have them, and, um...
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{\an8}Thank you for everything, Mr. Fieldstone.
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{\an8}Sorry, um, I didn't know
the music room was reserved.
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It's not. I was just horsing around.
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{\an8}But you probably need it to rehearse,
I'm guessing.
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{\an8}Uh, my set for the sock hop, yeah.
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You're Clay Walker, right?
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I am. Just transferred this year.
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{\an8}And you're Kevin Keller,
son of the sheriff.
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Dating the prettiest girl
at Riverdale High.
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I've done my research.
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{\an8}Uh, where did you transfer from?
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{\an8}All over. My dad's in the...
Was in the military.
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{\an8}Cool, cool.
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{\an8}- Are you going to the sock hop?
- I wouldn't have a date.
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{\an8}I don't know many people.
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{\an8}Unless, uh...
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you could think of someone I should ask?
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A lot of people go stag, I hear.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Hey.
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{\an8}So I did a little brushing up, and...
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{\an8}I'm ready for that demonstration.
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{\an8}How do you feel about slow dancing?
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{\an8}Nothing better.
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{\an8}But upon further reflection,
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{\an8}I have no doubt
a Troy Donahue-type like you
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{\an8}can trip the light fantastic, Archie.
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So does that mean...?
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But, quite candidly,
I'm also entertaining other offers.
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{\an8}What?
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{\an8}Wow, okay.
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{\an8}However, being my escort
demands more than mere dancing.
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{\an8}It also requires
scintillating conversation.
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{\an8}I need to know
that you won't be a bore at the sock hop.
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So why don't you clean yourself up
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and come by The Pembrooke
at 6-ish tonight?
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I'll be wanting to discuss politics,
art, current events.
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Dazzle me with your wit, okay?
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Dazzle you. Okay.
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- Well, I should motor.
- See you tonight.
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Archiekins?
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I'm rooting for you, stud.
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So they just do whatever you say,
is that it?
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Hmm?
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Oh, you mean boys?
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Boys aren't too, too complicated.
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- I wish I had your confidence.
- Why don't you?
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- What do you mean?
- I mean,
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I'm only just getting my sea-legs
here in Riverdale,
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but I can already tell
you're a catch, Betty.
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A total Marilyn.
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You and Kevin the Crooner
are going steady, aren't you?
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Not officially.
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We may even be on the rocks.
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That's a shame, for him.
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Why don't you invite some other boy
to the sock hop?
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Get Kevin all hot and bothered?
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That's always fun,
keeping our beaus on their toes.
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Surely there's some he-man
at Riverdale High
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you'd like to make time with?
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Tickets. Get your tickets to the sock hop.
Buy one, get one free.
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You, Dilton Doiley, why haven't you
bought a ticket to my sock hop yet?
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For that matter, why are some people
trying to return their tickets?
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It might be because of the Serpents.
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What about the Serpents?
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What are they planning?
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00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:49,641
They said they were gonna be
waiting in the parking lot
244
00:14:49,725 --> 00:14:53,520
and they're gonna throw rotten eggs
at anyone who tries going to the dance.
245
00:14:53,603 --> 00:14:55,147
Barbarians.
246
00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:58,358
And who, pray tell,
is the one making these threats?
247
00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:01,778
Mostly that scary Toni girl.
248
00:15:02,738 --> 00:15:05,239
Of course. It would be her.
249
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:10,453
Well, this means war.
250
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:14,331
Dismissed.
251
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,213
Mom?
252
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,050
Can you help?
253
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,430
Hang on, I might have something
that'll do the trick.
254
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,061
Well, that's more like it.
255
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:41,274
I'll have to let it out a little bit,
but other than that, it fits perfectly.
256
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,818
It's a little old-fashioned, isn't it?
257
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,112
Well, it was your dad's.
258
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,741
But he'd want you to wear it,
especially to your first dance.
259
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,869
Well, actually, I need it tonight, Mom.
260
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:57,372
Yeah, Veronica asked me over.
261
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,374
You're taking her to the dance?
262
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,459
If I'm lucky.
263
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,963
She wants to give me a test-run,
you could say.
264
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,340
I don't like the sound of that.
265
00:16:07,423 --> 00:16:08,966
A bit haughty, isn't it?
266
00:16:09,926 --> 00:16:12,887
It's not like that.
Veronica's from Los Angeles.
267
00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:16,849
She's practically a movie star.
Their standards are different out there.
268
00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:20,478
Oh, geez, Mom.
269
00:16:21,771 --> 00:16:22,855
I'm fine.
270
00:16:24,273 --> 00:16:28,568
Just seeing you here in his suit,
it just brings back so many memories.
271
00:16:30,362 --> 00:16:32,781
Your father and I
went to the sock hop together.
272
00:16:32,864 --> 00:16:35,242
He was such a romantic.
273
00:16:35,325 --> 00:16:38,078
He wrote me the sweetest poems.
I still have them somewhere.
274
00:16:39,079 --> 00:16:39,955
Poems?
275
00:16:40,038 --> 00:16:42,290
He knew how to make a girl swoon.
276
00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:46,378
- This one, I think.
- Yeah?
277
00:16:46,461 --> 00:16:47,545
Mm-hm.
278
00:16:51,048 --> 00:16:53,634
So Veronica invited me
over to her place tonight.
279
00:16:53,717 --> 00:16:56,887
And I need to impress her.
280
00:16:56,971 --> 00:16:58,347
So don't laugh...
281
00:16:59,515 --> 00:17:00,891
but I wrote her a poem.
282
00:17:02,935 --> 00:17:06,021
I need someone to read it
and tell me if it's crazy to give to her.
283
00:17:08,648 --> 00:17:10,859
Okay. Hand it over, Walt Whitman.
284
00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:25,748
Well, is it terrible?
285
00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:30,252
No.
286
00:17:32,588 --> 00:17:34,506
It's actually really sweet.
287
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,345
You have a poet's soul, Arch. Who knew?
288
00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:05,119
So this is where
the Serpents dwell.
289
00:18:06,245 --> 00:18:10,540
I always imagined it'd be something
more like a biker bar, but this is...
290
00:18:10,624 --> 00:18:15,253
The Dark Room's a coffee house
for bikers, beatniks, and bad-asses.
291
00:18:15,337 --> 00:18:18,340
Which begs the question,
what are you doing here, preppy?
292
00:18:18,423 --> 00:18:21,092
A better question,
why are you ruining my sock hop
293
00:18:21,176 --> 00:18:24,930
the same way your slimy Serpent pal
tried to ruin my virtuous Vixen?
294
00:18:25,013 --> 00:18:28,808
Okay, Cheryl, you want people
at your dance, I dig it.
295
00:18:28,892 --> 00:18:30,309
So I'll pitch it again,
296
00:18:30,392 --> 00:18:34,563
let my boy Fangs blow the roof off the gym
and we'll pack the place.
297
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,148
For the bazillionth time,
298
00:18:36,231 --> 00:18:38,400
I have already booked
Kevin and the Crooners.
299
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,736
Yeah, the Crooners are doneskis.
300
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:42,905
Look, Fangs is about to play,
301
00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:45,115
so why don't you
order yourself a cappuccino,
302
00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:47,284
take a load off, and hear him play.
303
00:18:47,368 --> 00:18:51,788
Maybe you'll change your mind,
and you and I can get better acquainted.
304
00:19:08,721 --> 00:19:10,807
Archie, you made it.
305
00:19:10,890 --> 00:19:13,517
- Am I late?
- Oh, not at all, loverboy.
306
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:17,312
We were discussing President Eisenhower's
decision to run for a second term.
307
00:19:17,396 --> 00:19:20,482
And let me warn you,
the others are very divided.
308
00:19:21,108 --> 00:19:22,192
I'm sorry, "others"?
309
00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:25,654
Come. Come on in.
We're having aperitifs in the parlor.
310
00:19:42,378 --> 00:19:44,922
Mom, can I ask your advice
about something?
311
00:19:45,006 --> 00:19:46,841
Of course, honey. What is it?
312
00:19:48,217 --> 00:19:51,846
I think I'm having
weird feelings about Archie.
313
00:19:54,055 --> 00:19:55,306
Oh.
314
00:19:55,390 --> 00:19:56,766
What sort of feelings?
315
00:19:56,850 --> 00:20:00,270
Like... stirrings?
316
00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:03,773
When we were dancing, I felt...
317
00:20:04,983 --> 00:20:07,652
a flutter in my stomach.
318
00:20:10,113 --> 00:20:12,741
Is it possible that this fluttering
319
00:20:12,824 --> 00:20:17,327
is a reaction
to feeling underappreciated by Kevin?
320
00:20:18,829 --> 00:20:21,123
I hadn't thought of it that way.
321
00:20:21,206 --> 00:20:23,584
Which is why it's a good thing
that you came to me.
322
00:20:31,467 --> 00:20:32,926
Holy hell, Ethel.
323
00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:36,804
There is no way that Mr. Fieldstone
doesn't hire you after he sees these.
324
00:20:36,888 --> 00:20:38,806
- You really think so?
- Yeah.
325
00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:41,976
- Even though I'm a girl?
- If he doesn't, I'll eat my own crown.
326
00:20:43,811 --> 00:20:48,316
So, uh, Jughead,
the sock hop's tomorrow night.
327
00:20:48,399 --> 00:20:50,902
- It is?
- What if we went together?
328
00:20:51,486 --> 00:20:52,987
Like, for kicks?
329
00:20:54,572 --> 00:20:57,032
Yeah. Yeah, just for kicks.
330
00:20:57,783 --> 00:21:00,077
It might be fun.
Could have a decent spread.
331
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,620
Cookies and whatnot.
332
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,794
Since when are boys allowed in your room?
333
00:21:08,877 --> 00:21:10,170
We're just studying, Mom.
334
00:21:10,253 --> 00:21:13,673
You're lucky your father's
working nights at the factory this week.
335
00:21:14,591 --> 00:21:16,509
I was actually just leaving.
336
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,095
I'll see you at school tomorrow.
337
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,554
Excuse me. Sorry.
338
00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:38,571
So then I said, "Sorry, Mr. Sinatra,
but I think Elvis sang it better."
339
00:21:42,951 --> 00:21:46,287
Archie, are you all right?
You've been quiet all night.
340
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:47,247
Yeah.
341
00:21:47,872 --> 00:21:49,082
I'm good. I just...
342
00:21:49,624 --> 00:21:52,001
Just taking it all in. Soaking it up.
343
00:21:52,085 --> 00:21:53,753
Like the sponge that you are.
344
00:22:00,717 --> 00:22:02,344
I see you're admiring the painting.
345
00:22:03,595 --> 00:22:05,806
- It's a...
- It's a Monet, am I right?
346
00:22:07,015 --> 00:22:07,933
Indeed.
347
00:22:08,851 --> 00:22:11,103
You have a connoisseur's eyes, Julian.
348
00:22:11,186 --> 00:22:13,188
I appreciate beautiful things.
349
00:22:14,857 --> 00:22:17,609
Every summer, my family goes
on an art-buying tour in Europe.
350
00:22:17,693 --> 00:22:19,986
Archie, what do you think of the painting?
351
00:22:23,948 --> 00:22:24,949
Um...
352
00:22:26,158 --> 00:22:27,869
It's beautiful and all. Uh...
353
00:22:28,452 --> 00:22:32,915
I guess I just prefer an artist
like Norman Rockwell.
354
00:22:34,584 --> 00:22:37,461
Then again, I'm not an
art-tour-through-Europe kind of guy.
355
00:22:37,545 --> 00:22:41,548
That's obvious from what you're wearing.
Where'd you get that suit?
356
00:22:41,631 --> 00:22:43,842
Some thrift store?
357
00:22:44,843 --> 00:22:46,177
It's my father's suit.
358
00:22:46,803 --> 00:22:48,805
And you better shut your trap, Blossom.
359
00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:50,390
Wasn't he buried in his suit?
360
00:22:51,141 --> 00:22:52,517
Or did he have more than one?
361
00:22:52,601 --> 00:22:54,102
He was buried in his uniform.
362
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:59,565
Well, I, for one,
think you look very striking, Archie.
363
00:22:59,648 --> 00:23:03,152
And I like a bit of variety
in my men's attire.
364
00:23:03,235 --> 00:23:04,570
As well as in my men.
365
00:23:05,321 --> 00:23:07,698
So who's up for charades?
366
00:23:09,909 --> 00:23:12,912
You know, Veronica,
it's been a real swell night, but, uh...
367
00:23:13,913 --> 00:23:15,539
I'm just gonna blow out of here.
368
00:23:15,623 --> 00:23:18,250
If I stay, I might be liable
to spill someone's blue blood
369
00:23:18,334 --> 00:23:20,627
all over your nice, expensive things.
370
00:23:46,234 --> 00:23:47,861
Good morning, Mrs. Andrews.
371
00:23:47,945 --> 00:23:50,155
As you may know, I'm Veronica Lodge.
372
00:23:50,238 --> 00:23:51,823
Is Archie home, by any chance?
373
00:23:51,907 --> 00:23:53,492
He's at the grocery store.
374
00:23:54,076 --> 00:23:55,911
Shopping? This early?
375
00:23:55,994 --> 00:23:58,413
Archie told me everything
that happened last night.
376
00:23:59,915 --> 00:24:03,709
Well, that's actually why I'm here.
I feel terrible about it.
377
00:24:03,793 --> 00:24:06,462
I didn't mean for things to happen
the way they did.
378
00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:09,757
My Archie is not some Hollywood playboy.
379
00:24:10,633 --> 00:24:12,259
He's a simple boy.
380
00:24:12,343 --> 00:24:15,596
So simple that he's mad
at Julian Blossom and himself
381
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,348
for what happened at your soirée,
382
00:24:17,431 --> 00:24:20,226
when you and I both know
who the real villainess was.
383
00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:25,605
I mean, what kind of person
auditions boys to go to a sock hop?
384
00:24:26,189 --> 00:24:28,733
Well, when your parents are actors...
385
00:24:31,236 --> 00:24:33,697
Sorry, that's not an excuse.
386
00:24:33,780 --> 00:24:35,949
Listen, if you hurt my boy,
387
00:24:36,032 --> 00:24:38,284
you and I are going to have
some serious trouble,
388
00:24:38,368 --> 00:24:40,787
Little Miss Femme Fatale.
389
00:24:47,209 --> 00:24:49,336
Thanks for stopping by, Kevin.
390
00:24:51,130 --> 00:24:52,047
High Point?
391
00:24:53,424 --> 00:24:54,508
Okay.
392
00:24:54,591 --> 00:25:00,055
So Betty tells me that the two of you
have had some troubles as of late.
393
00:25:00,139 --> 00:25:01,181
Would you agree?
394
00:25:01,265 --> 00:25:05,101
I feel awful, Mrs. Cooper.
It's like, um...
395
00:25:05,977 --> 00:25:10,023
Betty wants these things from me,
but I'm not sure I can give them to her.
396
00:25:10,106 --> 00:25:14,277
It's perfectly normal
for girls Betty's age to have certain...
397
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:18,281
expectations of what their boyfriends
are willing to do.
398
00:25:20,033 --> 00:25:21,617
May I make a suggestion?
399
00:25:24,203 --> 00:25:25,871
I'm gonna give you this.
400
00:25:28,582 --> 00:25:31,752
You see, Betty just wants to be pinned.
401
00:25:32,502 --> 00:25:35,464
She wants to feel appreciated.
402
00:25:35,547 --> 00:25:39,468
And then all of those feelings
will settle.
403
00:25:39,551 --> 00:25:42,137
Won't a pin mean
she'll expect more from me?
404
00:25:42,220 --> 00:25:45,765
Oh, no. A pin takes off the pressure.
405
00:25:46,515 --> 00:25:50,352
You see, it's a symbol
for what every girl craves.
406
00:25:50,436 --> 00:25:54,565
They just want a fella that's gonna
carry their books home from school,
407
00:25:54,648 --> 00:25:57,151
or take them to the movies Saturday night,
408
00:25:57,234 --> 00:25:59,361
or call them on the telephone
before supper.
409
00:25:59,445 --> 00:26:00,571
Is that all?
410
00:26:01,947 --> 00:26:04,784
A pin is a promise, Kevin.
411
00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:06,493
Don't tell anyone,
412
00:26:06,576 --> 00:26:08,828
but this is the actual pin
413
00:26:08,912 --> 00:26:11,456
that Mr. Cooper gave me
back in high school.
414
00:26:11,539 --> 00:26:17,045
See, this pin somehow answered a desire...
415
00:26:17,962 --> 00:26:19,589
that we both were feeling.
416
00:26:19,672 --> 00:26:23,384
And then things were fine and pure
from that point forward.
417
00:26:24,094 --> 00:26:25,929
You're a good boy, Kevin.
418
00:26:26,012 --> 00:26:28,180
And Betty is a good girl.
419
00:26:29,014 --> 00:26:31,475
And I believe that this pin...
420
00:26:32,643 --> 00:26:35,062
will take care of everything.
421
00:26:41,485 --> 00:26:42,319
Tickets.
422
00:26:42,402 --> 00:26:44,863
Get your tickets for tonight's sock hop.
423
00:26:44,947 --> 00:26:46,490
- Hurry up.
- You, four eyes.
424
00:26:46,573 --> 00:26:48,825
- Get your tickets to the sock hop yet?
- Uh...
425
00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,243
No.
426
00:26:50,326 --> 00:26:51,953
Well, pony up, Poindexter.
427
00:26:52,036 --> 00:26:54,330
My pal Fangs Fogarty is performing,
428
00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:57,125
and trust me,
you'll be kicking yourself if you miss it.
429
00:26:57,208 --> 00:26:58,668
I'll take one.
430
00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:02,421
Five. Five. I'll take five.
431
00:27:07,968 --> 00:27:11,096
By the way,
did you break the bad news to Kevin yet?
432
00:27:11,179 --> 00:27:12,681
No. But I will.
433
00:27:13,348 --> 00:27:14,349
Can you dig it?
434
00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:19,729
Putting aside the fact
435
00:27:19,813 --> 00:27:23,275
that you were drawing
while Dr. Doiley was lecturing,
436
00:27:23,358 --> 00:27:27,529
in and of itself
a flagrant violation of school etiquette,
437
00:27:27,612 --> 00:27:32,324
Dr. Werthers and I
are also deeply concerned
438
00:27:32,408 --> 00:27:34,285
about what you were drawing.
439
00:27:34,368 --> 00:27:36,495
Where did the vision for this
come from, Ethel?
440
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,457
Your subconscious? A nightmare?
441
00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:41,375
The movies?
442
00:27:42,168 --> 00:27:43,210
They're for a story.
443
00:27:44,253 --> 00:27:45,671
What kind of story?
444
00:27:45,754 --> 00:27:48,924
A comic book
that I'm on deadline to finish.
445
00:27:49,008 --> 00:27:51,843
That's why I was drawing
in Dr. Doiley's class.
446
00:27:51,926 --> 00:27:54,929
I'm trying to get a job at Pep Comics.
447
00:27:56,014 --> 00:27:57,515
They're based here in town.
448
00:27:57,599 --> 00:27:58,933
I'm sorry, Ethel,
449
00:27:59,017 --> 00:28:03,229
but your budding career
as an illustrator of lurid comic books
450
00:28:03,313 --> 00:28:06,357
doesn't remotely justify this behavior.
451
00:28:06,441 --> 00:28:09,736
You have a week's detention,
starting today.
452
00:28:13,989 --> 00:28:14,948
Veronica.
453
00:28:15,991 --> 00:28:17,784
Archie, hi.
454
00:28:18,702 --> 00:28:19,995
Look, about last night...
455
00:28:20,078 --> 00:28:22,706
I'm sorry I rushed out of there like that.
456
00:28:23,332 --> 00:28:24,458
I, uh...
457
00:28:26,543 --> 00:28:31,422
I sincerely was going to
rip Julian Blossom's head off.
458
00:28:32,423 --> 00:28:34,300
Well, he would've deserved it.
459
00:28:34,884 --> 00:28:37,428
And I'm mortified
about what he said to you.
460
00:28:38,346 --> 00:28:42,141
I truly had a good time
getting to know you better.
461
00:28:44,101 --> 00:28:45,186
Well, um...
462
00:28:47,021 --> 00:28:48,064
in that case...
463
00:28:49,357 --> 00:28:51,108
if you haven't made your decision yet,
464
00:28:51,192 --> 00:28:53,276
I'm still keen
on taking you to the sock hop.
465
00:28:56,154 --> 00:28:58,949
I would love that, Archie.
466
00:29:00,742 --> 00:29:02,827
But I've already made my selection.
467
00:29:03,370 --> 00:29:06,164
And I'm not going with anyone.
468
00:29:08,166 --> 00:29:09,584
What? Why?
469
00:29:09,668 --> 00:29:11,294
With so many excellent options,
470
00:29:11,378 --> 00:29:14,296
it's simply impossible
for an "it girl" to choose.
471
00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:17,174
Options like Julian Blossom?
472
00:29:19,385 --> 00:29:21,178
I don't get you, Veronica.
473
00:29:22,388 --> 00:29:25,140
What was last night's dog-and-pony show
all about, then?
474
00:29:26,475 --> 00:29:28,644
Forget last night. This entire week?
475
00:29:28,727 --> 00:29:31,355
Making us...
Making me jump through hoops like that?
476
00:29:33,731 --> 00:29:36,192
It was a game, Archie.
477
00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:38,653
The queen of the hive
gets all her worker bees a-buzz
478
00:29:38,736 --> 00:29:40,697
and then flies away before...
479
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:44,909
Before anyone's stung too badly.
480
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:54,126
So have you made your pick yet?
481
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:57,879
Here's a late-breaking scoop
for Hedda Hopper:
482
00:29:57,963 --> 00:30:01,925
"Socialite Veronica Lodge
has decided to go stag to the sock hop."
483
00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,762
What happened? What about Archie?
484
00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:09,266
I'm in the midst
of a rude awakening, Betty.
485
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:13,145
Turns out
I've been careless and thoughtless
486
00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:16,856
with a lot of the boys at Riverdale High.
487
00:30:16,939 --> 00:30:18,524
Archie, most especially,
488
00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:21,193
and most undeservingly.
489
00:30:21,777 --> 00:30:23,696
Did you not like his poem?
490
00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:25,698
What poem?
491
00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:31,871
Archie wrote you a poem.
Did he not give it to you?
492
00:30:31,954 --> 00:30:33,998
Not that I know of.
493
00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:36,291
Not that I deserve, in any case.
494
00:30:36,374 --> 00:30:39,711
Wait a minute. So who's Archie
going to the sock hop with?
495
00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:41,588
No one, as far as I know.
496
00:30:42,297 --> 00:30:43,548
I'll tell you one thing, though.
497
00:30:43,632 --> 00:30:47,886
Whoever does end up going with Archie,
she is one lucky girl.
498
00:31:30,510 --> 00:31:32,637
Hey, Betty.
Can I talk to you for a second?
499
00:31:33,805 --> 00:31:35,139
It's important.
500
00:31:38,475 --> 00:31:40,102
Sure. Let's talk.
501
00:31:47,567 --> 00:31:50,195
Cheryl bumped me and the Crooners.
502
00:31:50,278 --> 00:31:53,615
Fangs Fogarty's performing.
Apparently he's God's gift or something.
503
00:31:53,699 --> 00:31:55,200
I heard. Kev, I'm sorry.
504
00:31:55,283 --> 00:31:56,493
No, um...
505
00:31:57,744 --> 00:32:01,789
I'm sorry, Betty.
I'm really, really sorry.
506
00:32:02,915 --> 00:32:05,334
I was a dope, and...
507
00:32:06,127 --> 00:32:10,089
You are the most wonderful,
most ginchiest girl in the world,
508
00:32:10,172 --> 00:32:11,507
and I took that for granted.
509
00:32:11,590 --> 00:32:13,426
That won't happen again. Um...
510
00:32:16,303 --> 00:32:18,763
Betty Cooper, will you go steady with me?
511
00:32:22,350 --> 00:32:23,184
Kevin...
512
00:32:23,977 --> 00:32:27,105
Things will be different this time,
I promise. I...
513
00:32:28,565 --> 00:32:30,984
I love you, Betty. I do.
514
00:32:31,067 --> 00:32:33,236
And you make my heart feel full.
515
00:32:34,279 --> 00:32:35,989
So will you be my girl?
516
00:32:37,449 --> 00:32:39,825
Will you go to the sock hop with me?
517
00:32:42,035 --> 00:32:44,079
Yeah. Of course.
518
00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:45,956
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
519
00:32:47,916 --> 00:32:48,876
All right.
520
00:32:53,338 --> 00:32:54,173
Uh...
521
00:32:57,384 --> 00:32:58,844
How do I...?
522
00:32:58,927 --> 00:33:00,052
I'll... I'll do it.
523
00:33:00,136 --> 00:33:00,970
Okay.
524
00:33:01,554 --> 00:33:02,555
All right.
525
00:33:11,898 --> 00:33:14,525
Guess who didn't show up
for her assigned detention.
526
00:33:15,193 --> 00:33:16,736
The Muggs girl?
527
00:33:16,819 --> 00:33:18,112
I'm concerned, Felix.
528
00:33:18,196 --> 00:33:20,864
I think we should
speak to Ethel's parents.
529
00:33:23,033 --> 00:33:25,243
God knows what's troubling that girl.
530
00:33:27,078 --> 00:33:30,373
You want me to believe that a girl,
this girl,
531
00:33:30,999 --> 00:33:32,417
generated these pages?
532
00:33:32,501 --> 00:33:33,376
Yes.
533
00:33:34,002 --> 00:33:36,463
And she's currently skipping detention
534
00:33:36,546 --> 00:33:39,216
because of how badly she wants
to draw comic books for you,
535
00:33:39,966 --> 00:33:41,009
Mr. Fieldstone.
536
00:33:42,676 --> 00:33:46,680
Well, young lady, let me congratulate you.
537
00:33:47,389 --> 00:33:50,684
These are the most putrid pages
I've seen in a long time.
538
00:33:50,768 --> 00:33:53,562
And that's the highest compliment
I can give any artist.
539
00:33:53,646 --> 00:33:55,815
Freckles, you have some real talent.
540
00:33:55,898 --> 00:33:58,108
- What's your name?
- Ethel.
541
00:33:58,192 --> 00:33:59,652
Thank you, Mr. Fieldstone.
542
00:33:59,735 --> 00:34:03,279
Well, Freckles, you and Boy Wonder here
make a terrific team.
543
00:34:03,363 --> 00:34:06,157
So, what are you, boyfriend-girlfriend?
544
00:34:06,241 --> 00:34:09,661
Uh, no, we are just creative partners.
545
00:34:09,744 --> 00:34:11,704
But we are going to the sock hop together.
546
00:34:11,788 --> 00:34:12,914
Ah.
547
00:34:17,001 --> 00:34:19,796
Smithers, I'm about to put my face on.
548
00:34:19,879 --> 00:34:23,131
My apologies, Miss Veronica,
but I was emptying the bins
549
00:34:23,215 --> 00:34:26,552
and came across something
that I believe belongs to you.
550
00:34:28,011 --> 00:34:29,346
What's this?
551
00:34:29,429 --> 00:34:32,307
It seems to be a poem, miss.
552
00:34:46,445 --> 00:34:49,532
- Mom, Dad, is everything all right?
- We got called down to your school.
553
00:34:49,615 --> 00:34:51,868
They said you're acting
like some delinquent,
554
00:34:51,951 --> 00:34:53,369
drawing dirty pictures.
555
00:34:53,452 --> 00:34:55,580
On top of staying up at all hours,
556
00:34:55,663 --> 00:34:59,917
inviting boys into your bedroom,
and now missing detention?
557
00:35:00,001 --> 00:35:02,044
We did not raise you this way, Ethel.
558
00:35:02,128 --> 00:35:04,379
Maybe if you didn't drink so much, Mom.
559
00:35:04,462 --> 00:35:06,840
And maybe if you weren't so miserable
all the time, Dad.
560
00:35:06,923 --> 00:35:09,593
- What the hell did you just say to me?
- Never mind.
561
00:35:09,676 --> 00:35:11,344
Where do you think you're going?
562
00:35:11,428 --> 00:35:13,597
I'm going to the sock hop with Jughead.
563
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,473
Over my dead body you are.
564
00:35:29,111 --> 00:35:32,031
♪ Well, I don't what it could be ♪
565
00:35:32,615 --> 00:35:35,117
♪ Something about you
That really threw me ♪
566
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:39,413
♪ Could it be the way that you walk
Or the way that you talk ♪
567
00:35:40,414 --> 00:35:45,668
♪ Well, it's something I can't explain
An up and down like falling rain ♪
568
00:35:45,752 --> 00:35:48,004
♪ Ooh, baby, you thrill me so ♪
569
00:35:48,087 --> 00:35:50,632
♪ I'll never let it go ♪
570
00:35:51,341 --> 00:35:55,762
♪ All through my life
I have looked for a girl like you... ♪
571
00:35:56,971 --> 00:35:59,182
If it isn't Kevin
of Kevin and the Crooners fame.
572
00:35:59,265 --> 00:36:02,185
Yeah, hardly.
Just plain old Kevin Keller tonight.
573
00:36:02,268 --> 00:36:05,229
I was sorry to hear that
tonight's lineup had been changed.
574
00:36:05,313 --> 00:36:07,981
Oh, easy come, easy go.
575
00:36:08,065 --> 00:36:10,984
Supposedly
Fangs is an out of-this-world singer.
576
00:36:11,068 --> 00:36:13,236
Yeah, and he sure is easy on the eyes.
577
00:36:14,821 --> 00:36:16,281
But I can say the same about you.
578
00:36:17,157 --> 00:36:21,244
Anyway, I was really looking forward
to seeing you perform tonight.
579
00:36:21,328 --> 00:36:24,289
Maybe you can give me a private concert
one of these days?
580
00:36:25,165 --> 00:36:26,124
Yeah.
581
00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:29,377
Um, look, Clay,
Betty's waiting for her punch.
582
00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:31,712
- So if you'll excuse me?
- Of course.
583
00:36:32,254 --> 00:36:33,422
Have fun tonight.
584
00:36:43,516 --> 00:36:44,976
Good evening, Riverdale High.
585
00:36:46,435 --> 00:36:48,019
Who's ready to rock and roll?
586
00:36:50,146 --> 00:36:53,942
In that case, find somebody to hold onto,
587
00:36:54,693 --> 00:36:56,611
'cause we're about to shake things up.
588
00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:04,327
♪ Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy ♪
589
00:37:04,411 --> 00:37:07,122
♪ Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy ♪
590
00:37:07,205 --> 00:37:09,665
♪ Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy ♪
591
00:37:09,748 --> 00:37:11,917
♪ Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy ♪
592
00:37:12,001 --> 00:37:14,378
♪ Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy ♪
593
00:37:17,548 --> 00:37:19,842
♪ Got a gal named Sue ♪
594
00:37:19,925 --> 00:37:22,011
♪ She knows just what to do ♪
595
00:37:22,094 --> 00:37:24,638
♪ I got a gal named Sue ♪
596
00:37:25,389 --> 00:37:27,099
♪ She knows just what to do ♪
597
00:37:28,017 --> 00:37:30,560
♪ She rock to the east
She rock to the west ♪
598
00:37:30,643 --> 00:37:32,895
♪ She's the girl that I love best ♪
599
00:37:32,979 --> 00:37:35,231
♪ Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy ♪
600
00:37:35,314 --> 00:37:38,192
♪ Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy ♪
601
00:37:38,276 --> 00:37:40,403
♪ Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy ♪
602
00:37:40,486 --> 00:37:41,487
♪ Tutti Frutti... ♪
603
00:37:41,571 --> 00:37:43,364
Told you Fangs was the next Chuck Berry.
604
00:37:44,490 --> 00:37:45,908
I wouldn't go that far.
605
00:37:45,992 --> 00:37:47,827
Come on, let's see your moves.
606
00:37:48,327 --> 00:37:51,079
I'm fine supervising from right here,
thank you very much.
607
00:37:51,163 --> 00:37:52,622
One boogie-woogie,
608
00:37:52,706 --> 00:37:55,709
and I'll stop hassling you,
if that's what you really want.
609
00:37:55,792 --> 00:37:58,628
Fine. Just one dance.
610
00:37:58,712 --> 00:38:01,757
♪ She knows how to love me, yes, indeed ♪
611
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,092
♪ Boy, don't know what she do to me? ♪
612
00:38:04,176 --> 00:38:06,094
♪ Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy ♪
613
00:38:06,678 --> 00:38:09,181
♪ Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy ♪
614
00:38:09,264 --> 00:38:11,807
♪ Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy ♪
615
00:38:11,891 --> 00:38:14,351
♪ Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy ♪
616
00:38:14,435 --> 00:38:16,395
♪ Tutti Frutti, oh Rudy ♪
617
00:38:26,197 --> 00:38:31,618
♪ Only you ♪
618
00:38:31,701 --> 00:38:38,041
♪ Can make all this world seem right ♪
619
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,962
♪ Only you... ♪
620
00:38:43,546 --> 00:38:46,007
I got the poem you wrote for me.
621
00:38:46,091 --> 00:38:47,550
Or, at least, I think you did.
622
00:38:48,301 --> 00:38:50,512
A stolen look across the hall
623
00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:53,055
I hope she hears my silent call
624
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,974
Dreams of walks through moonlit nights
625
00:38:56,058 --> 00:38:59,353
With the girl more beautiful
Than all the cosmic sights
626
00:39:00,187 --> 00:39:01,605
It's beautiful, Archie.
627
00:39:02,356 --> 00:39:04,775
Um, it barely rhymes.
628
00:39:05,359 --> 00:39:07,152
How do you feel about a do-over?
629
00:39:07,236 --> 00:39:09,029
Or, to put it in other words...
630
00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:12,949
Archie Andrews, may I have this dance?
631
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:19,372
I'm sorry, Veronica.
632
00:39:19,455 --> 00:39:21,415
Maybe next time. Will you excuse me?
633
00:39:22,208 --> 00:39:23,126
Of course.
634
00:39:30,842 --> 00:39:32,343
Veronica Lodge.
635
00:39:34,219 --> 00:39:35,637
Julian Blossom.
636
00:39:36,513 --> 00:39:38,223
Where have you been keeping yourself?
637
00:39:38,306 --> 00:39:41,226
Oh, I've been around.
Waiting for my moment.
638
00:39:44,688 --> 00:39:46,439
You could do a lot worse, you know.
639
00:39:50,485 --> 00:39:51,444
Why not?
640
00:39:56,031 --> 00:40:00,452
♪ And fill my heart with love ♪
641
00:40:00,536 --> 00:40:05,833
♪ For only you ♪
642
00:40:07,084 --> 00:40:10,921
♪ Only you ♪
643
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:18,511
♪ Can make all this change in me ♪
644
00:40:20,013 --> 00:40:25,560
♪ For it's true ♪
645
00:40:25,643 --> 00:40:31,858
♪ You are my destiny ♪
646
00:40:41,533 --> 00:40:44,244
Boys and girls dancing in chaste harmony,
647
00:40:45,204 --> 00:40:46,955
just as God intended.
648
00:40:48,457 --> 00:40:50,792
Wouldn't you agree, Ms. Blossom?
649
00:40:51,668 --> 00:40:52,502
Yes.
650
00:40:53,378 --> 00:40:55,422
Everything is as it's meant to be.
651
00:40:59,258 --> 00:41:04,764
♪ Only you ♪
652
00:41:04,847 --> 00:41:10,394
♪ Can make all this world seem right ♪
653
00:41:12,104 --> 00:41:16,567
♪ Only you ♪
654
00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:22,906
♪ Can make the darkness bright... ♪
655
00:41:22,989 --> 00:41:24,074
Ethel?
656
00:41:26,159 --> 00:41:26,993
Ethel?!
657
00:41:29,496 --> 00:41:30,330
Ethel.
658
00:41:31,581 --> 00:41:32,958
Oh, my God.
659
00:41:33,041 --> 00:41:34,417
Is this blood?
660
00:41:35,502 --> 00:41:36,711
Jughead.
661
00:41:38,379 --> 00:41:40,714
Something terrible has happened.
662
00:41:43,467 --> 00:41:48,430
♪ For only you ♪
663
00:41:50,182 --> 00:41:53,769
♪ Only you ♪
664
00:41:55,938 --> 00:42:01,901
♪ Can make all this change in me ♪
665
00:42:03,194 --> 00:42:07,991
♪ For it's true ♪
666
00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:15,415
♪ You are my destiny... ♪