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- No, no, no! No, no, no!

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- No! Noooo!
- What?

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- My bag! It's gone!
- What bag?

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- My brown bag!
- What brown bag?

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You had a room full of
brown bags back home,

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which brown bag?!

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My crocodile bag, the
one my mother gave me!

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Oh, it's in the closet,
next to my briefcase.

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That's an ostrich bag.

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Okay, just calm down, breathe, breathe.

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Breathe... breathe!

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Okay... David!

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David must've taken it, along
with my last molecule of hope!

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Oh Moira, David only took his own bags.

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Are you kidding?! I bet
he's pawned it by now,

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to pay for manicures.

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What possible sense would it make for David

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to take one of your bags?

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It doesn't... oh towels, great.

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Mrs. Rose, you got out of bed.

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Humph!

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Sorry, am I interrupting something?

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No, no, we're just, we're looking for

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something valuable, and um...

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- Your son?
- Well, no,

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a brown bag, as a matter of fact.

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Well... our son, yes.

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Has anyone heard from David?

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Oh, to be so naive!

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He's long gone, darling,

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escaped, and left us all behind.

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Okay, well uh...

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I've put in some calls to some people,

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just to get the word out.

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Well, that's very nice.

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That's, very nice Stevie,
thank you very much.

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That's, very considerate,

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because I know you and David had a...

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Intimate uh, relationship.

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Okay, I just came to drop off the towels,

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and check in, so.

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Is that Stevie?

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Can you ask her if she
has any extra bedspreads?

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I'm still here!

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Oh! Okay, then come
here then, please, for a sec?

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Yeah, um, come in.

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Hey, does this place have
any king sized sheets?

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Alexis, what the hell are you doing?!

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Just giving myself some more space.

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There's a lot going on
in my life right now.

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Like, Ted keeps harassing me for an answer

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to the whole, am I gonna marry him thing,

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and then there's the whole Mutt issue,

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which is very complicated, and sexy,

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so I'm just, I don't know what to do.

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I take it you haven't heard from David.

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Okay, yeah, fine.

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And David's missing. So...

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 -- Synced by the_foe --
-- (dla Boby) --

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yeah, well, he's missing.

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Well, I can't find him, so
what would you say he is?

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Okay, you know what? You know what?!

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I don't think your mother
would appreciate you

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speaking to me in that way!

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Well, I'm-I'm sorry for your loss.

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Oh! What'd they say!

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Nothing, and I'm getting nervous, Moira.

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Don't worry, he's fine.

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It's not the first time David's run away,

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remember all those troubled
years in high school,

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when he'd charter the
jet without permission?

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Yes, but he has no money.

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Oh, he does now.

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If there's one thing David knows,

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it's the street value of a woman's bag.

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Okay, you know what, can we
stop talking about that bag

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for five minutes, the
bag, the bag, and the bag!

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John, it's an heirloom, my
great grandmother took it

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from her husband when she left him,

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and it has been passed
down through all the women

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in my family, as emergency currency,

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in case we need to leave our husbands

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in the middle of the night.

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Oh, well, that's reassuring.

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You don't have to worry darling,

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I'll never need it.

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But you know Alexis will!

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Yeah, more than once, probably.

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I love that bag.

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And I've kept it safe all these years.

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And now John, it's out there,

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- frightened, and alone...
- Okay, okay.

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We'll find it, we'll find your bag.

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- We'll find your bag, Moira.
- Oh, we better, please!

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- Yes, we will.
- Please!

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Hey, uh, I really shouldn't come in.

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Actually, you're standing
in my living room,

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- you let yourself in.
- Yeah, no, I know.

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Um, so, about the other night...

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- Uh huh.
- Oh! Mm!

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That night. Um... that was super fun.

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I'd say it was the most fun I had all year.

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Yeah, it was super fun.

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Actually, I wouldn't mind
having a little more fun,

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- right now.
- Okay...

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And I love hearing you say that.

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It's just that, when we got together,

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um, I thought my family was leaving.

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- Uh huh.
- And now we're not. So...

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I would love to feel
worse about your parents

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not selling the town, but...

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Hmm, it's just, it's so tragic,

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'cause my mom is in this like, waking coma,

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and my dad has developed more of a stutter,

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and uh, because we're not leaving,

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things are a little bit
complicated with Ted.

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I thought things were done with Ted.

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Me too.

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But apparently, he was misinformed.

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- By who?
- By me.

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Okay.

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Until that whole thing
kinda works itself out,

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I have a moral obligation to Ted.

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You hands are so...

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Soft for someone who does
nothing but manual labor.

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Thanks, I make sure to moisturize.

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Mm, that's so important. So important.

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Listen... I can wait.

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Thank you.

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- Uh huh.
- So um...

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So, you look really good today.

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Oh, hello, Roses.

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What, are you here to tell
me Alexis has skipped town

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with my lawn mower?!

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Roland, these people have
literally hit rock bottom,

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they're not in the mood
for your jokes right now.

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She is.

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Look, I've been on the phone all morning

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with missing persons, and just wondering

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if you've heard anything?

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No. Come in, come on in.

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I can't imagine the
stress of losing a child.

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Oh, I haven't lost him, i
know exactly where he is.

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He's enjoying happy hour
at the viceroy without me.

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It's been three days without any contact.

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Johnny, you wouldn't know this,

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but statistics tell us
you have a 48 hour window

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before you can assume somebody is dead.

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Yeah, I just said it's been three days.

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Then do we call off the search?

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Oh my God!

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I'll get it.

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Roland Schitt.

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Yes.

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Yes!

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Yes!

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Oh-oh. Okay.

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Uh-huh, yeah.

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I'm good, how about you?

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Terrific. Great, where?

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Uh-huh.
Uhhhh-huh!

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I got it, great, we'll see
you there this afternoon.

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Bye. Well, good news, folks!

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They found the truck.

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And David.

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- Well, that didn't come up.
- Well, didn't you ask?

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Johnny, they were all
excited about telling me

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they found the truck, so...

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- Call him back!
- Call him back. Now!

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Call him back!

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Well, I

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I don't have the number,
I've got the address.

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I'm sure David is with
the truck, right, Roland?

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Well, I think they would've told me if
there's a dead body with the truck, honey.

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- Oh!
- Just give us the address!

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Give me the address!

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- Did they mention bags?
- Well, no talk of bags.

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Were there bags in the truck?

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My best friend in kindergarten ran away,

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and her parents didn't notice,

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and she ended up getting
adopted by this really rich

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Asian family in Vancouver,

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but then they had their own kid,

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so she kind of got neglected a bit,

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and I can't remember whether she's back

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on the streets now, or...

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You know, and he took
his hair straightener,

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which he knows that i
use more than he does.

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This whole thing is just very selfish.

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Alexis!

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Ted! Oh my God, hi.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Um... I've been calling.

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I know, I know. But
everything's just been so hectic,

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what with David missing,

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and like, I haven't been sleeping,

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and I haven't been eating, and...

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You just ordered the parfait.

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And I just keep picturing
him at the bottom of a lake.

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Oh, no, that guy was
like, a known alcoholic,

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and they pulled him out a week ago.

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Thank God you're here!

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Of course, I've been trying
to be here more for you,

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but I guess my texts
haven't been getting through,

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or maybe I'm sending them wrong?

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That's so sweet.

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Uh, here.

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Listen.

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I don't want to apply any pressure

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to the whole marriage thing, but...

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Thank you, Ted, 'cause
it's so hard to focus

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on something like that right now.

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And I totally understand that.

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It's just... you had said that you wanted

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to get married if you weren't leaving town,

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and you didn't leave town, so...

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Mm-hmm,
mm-hmm.

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And I totally get that.

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Technically though, someone did leave,

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and so the dust just hasn't really settled

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on the whole... us leaving thing.

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- Yet.
- Right.

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But obviously I want to be with you!

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I'm just so scared.

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What, about David, or about being with...

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Yeah, that.

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All we know is the truck ran
out of gas on an amish farm.

228
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So David has been living on
an amish farm for three days?

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We think so.

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I really hope you're right.

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Stevie dear,

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now don't take this the wrong way,

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but, is this car your home?

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Excuse me?

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I take it you're finished
with this sandwich.

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Yeah. Yeah, thanks.

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Oh yeah! Um, but there's
donuts under the seat,

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those are still good.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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Alexis, we think we found your brother!

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Come on!

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I'm just super tired from walking, though.

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Babe, you're tired because
you were stressed about David,

245
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but they found him, you should go.

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Alexis!

247
00:11:01,297 --> 00:11:03,365
I know!

248
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:16,011
This is exactly what David wants.

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All of us worried, and driving around

250
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in some tin can looking for him.

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It's a tactic. It's subterfuge.

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00:11:21,584 --> 00:11:23,919
Oh, you could be jumping
to conclusions, Moira.

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I taught him everything he knows.

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He shouldn't have left me behind,

255
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that was never part of the plan.

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Oh my God, ever since David left,

257
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you two have been so dramatic.

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Do I have to remind you of the time

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that I was taken hostage
on David geffen's yacht

260
00:11:36,766 --> 00:11:38,734
by Somali pirates for a week,

261
00:11:38,768 --> 00:11:40,964
and nobody answered my texts?!

262
00:11:40,989 --> 00:11:43,205
I had just had my eyelashes dyed,

263
00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:44,449
everything was cloudy!

264
00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:47,363
Okay, can we all focus here? For a moment?!

265
00:11:47,628 --> 00:11:51,297
David has spent the last
three days on a farm.

266
00:11:51,674 --> 00:11:53,442
With the amish!

267
00:12:13,903 --> 00:12:15,103
Ugh!

268
00:12:24,387 --> 00:12:25,420
Oh!

269
00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:29,384
Thank God.

270
00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:31,086
David!

271
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,660
David!

272
00:12:33,662 --> 00:12:35,363
David, I'm here!

273
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,555
David, it's us!

274
00:12:38,428 --> 00:12:39,738
I know!

275
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:42,462
David, come here, please!

276
00:12:42,487 --> 00:12:45,122
Stop yelling, "David!" You come here!

277
00:12:45,147 --> 00:12:47,048
We've come to take you home!

278
00:12:47,109 --> 00:12:48,710
Three days later!

279
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,502
Nobody knew where you were!

280
00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,507
And your phone was off!

281
00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:54,722
I texted Alexis!

282
00:12:56,496 --> 00:12:58,747
Wha? I'm sorry for not responding to like,

283
00:12:58,781 --> 00:13:01,105
one text, David!

284
00:13:01,295 --> 00:13:06,472
I was worried sick, dear!
"Where's David, or his bags?"

285
00:13:06,683 --> 00:13:08,718
- David?
- What?!

286
00:13:08,893 --> 00:13:11,862
- Okay, you remember Mutt?
- Yeah!

287
00:13:11,887 --> 00:13:13,955
Okay, it's gotten more complicated!

288
00:13:14,163 --> 00:13:15,637
What happened?

289
00:13:16,065 --> 00:13:18,410
- We slept together!
- Ooh...

290
00:13:18,713 --> 00:13:22,682
Okay Alexis, we can talk
about this on the ride home.

291
00:13:23,062 --> 00:13:25,997
David, let us help you with your bags!

292
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,339
What if I'm not ready to come home?!

293
00:13:29,046 --> 00:13:31,214
- There's a bug on your dress.
- Ew!

294
00:13:31,647 --> 00:13:32,781
Ugh! Oh!

295
00:13:38,262 --> 00:13:41,397
Miriam makes the most delicious butter.

296
00:13:41,432 --> 00:13:44,901
Yeah, I mean, she starts
pounding that cream

297
00:13:44,926 --> 00:13:46,927
about a half hour too early in the morning,

298
00:13:46,961 --> 00:13:48,996
but it tastes exactly
like the butter we had

299
00:13:49,030 --> 00:13:50,597
at the Ritz in Paris,
you know, that sort of...

300
00:13:50,632 --> 00:13:52,746
Salt-less butter.

301
00:13:52,771 --> 00:13:56,112
Well, once again, thank
you for nurturing our David

302
00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:58,316
during such a difficult time.

303
00:13:58,341 --> 00:14:01,610
Well, we should be thanking you for coming.

304
00:14:02,028 --> 00:14:03,562
We've spent two sleepless nights,

305
00:14:03,587 --> 00:14:05,121
wondering what would happen if nobody came.

306
00:14:05,146 --> 00:14:07,081
Would we be stuck with him?!

307
00:14:08,299 --> 00:14:11,735
Oh, my baby! Thank you, thank you!

308
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,695
I would give you a gratuity, but...

309
00:14:13,801 --> 00:14:15,769
I'm short about a million this week.

310
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,229
David's stay here has taught
us some valuable lessons

311
00:14:19,449 --> 00:14:24,035
- in patience, forgiveness...
- Restraint.

312
00:14:25,651 --> 00:14:29,321
Well it seems you've taken very
good care of our possessions,

313
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:32,191
I hope it wasn't too much of an imposition.

314
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:35,702
You know, I'm not sure I'm
even ready to come home yet.

315
00:14:36,024 --> 00:14:39,502
And yet your time with
us has come to an end.

316
00:14:39,527 --> 00:14:40,816
Okay.

317
00:14:40,841 --> 00:14:42,901
These three days you spent with us David,

318
00:14:42,926 --> 00:14:44,994
will remain in our memories for many days,

319
00:14:45,019 --> 00:14:46,730
and many, many, many nights.

320
00:14:47,424 --> 00:14:49,792
Thank you for your kindness,

321
00:14:49,817 --> 00:14:52,816
when no one else showed me kindness.

322
00:14:52,928 --> 00:14:55,129
And compassion, when no one else showed...

323
00:14:55,154 --> 00:14:57,105
Excuse me son, uh...

324
00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:00,877
I imagine it's customary
for strangers to partake

325
00:15:00,902 --> 00:15:03,270
in a good, old fashioned amish lunch?

326
00:15:03,295 --> 00:15:04,432
Not always.

327
00:15:05,102 --> 00:15:06,167
Have a safe trip.

328
00:15:07,342 --> 00:15:09,710
Oh! Okay.

329
00:15:09,744 --> 00:15:12,738
Thank you. Thanks.

330
00:15:13,405 --> 00:15:15,506
Yeah, thank-thank you.

331
00:15:15,532 --> 00:15:17,533
Where are we?

332
00:15:23,972 --> 00:15:26,974
Do you know how many times
I've had to apologize to Roland?

333
00:15:26,999 --> 00:15:29,966
You can't just leave with
other people's trucks, David!

334
00:15:29,991 --> 00:15:31,397
What were you thinking?

335
00:15:31,568 --> 00:15:36,678
What you did was impulsive,
capricious and melodramatic.

336
00:15:37,053 --> 00:15:38,261
But it was also wrong.

337
00:15:38,286 --> 00:15:41,308
Okay, nobody freaked out
when Alexis went missing!

338
00:15:41,387 --> 00:15:43,585
I didn't go missing, David.

339
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,912
The FBI knew where I was the entire time.

340
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,246
All right listen, the important thing is,

341
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,738
we have David back,

342
00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:52,299
we have your bag back, and
here we are, all together.

343
00:15:52,902 --> 00:15:54,089
What bag?

344
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,190
You stole my bag, David.

345
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,605
That bag?

346
00:15:58,630 --> 00:16:01,572
That bag looks like it hasn't
been used in a hundred years,

347
00:16:01,597 --> 00:16:02,574
so I put my toiletries in it.

348
00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:04,848
Why would you think that
i would steal that bag?

349
00:16:04,873 --> 00:16:07,660
I don't know David, why
did you steal my eyeliner?

350
00:16:07,685 --> 00:16:10,285
That was a phase in high school!

351
00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:14,043
Now, did you come for me,
or did you come for that bag?

352
00:16:14,288 --> 00:16:16,621
- This was my grandmother's bag!
- We came for you!

353
00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:19,816
I hitchhiked, in the middle of the night,

354
00:16:20,114 --> 00:16:21,855
wearing all black!

355
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,317
I was basically asking to get hit by a car!

356
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,714
Why?

357
00:16:25,746 --> 00:16:28,533
You told me that Diane
Sawyer gave you that bag,

358
00:16:28,558 --> 00:16:29,628
and that it was fake.

359
00:16:29,653 --> 00:16:31,308
I didn't want you taking it.

360
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,769
Okay, because I have told a lot of people

361
00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:35,941
that Diane Sawyer sells
fake bags on the down-low.

362
00:16:35,966 --> 00:16:40,949
I slept in the cab of a truck! Overnight!

363
00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:43,316
Oh my God, who hasn't, David!

364
00:17:10,693 --> 00:17:11,960
Hmm.

365
00:17:15,982 --> 00:17:17,849
- Hi.
- What can I...

366
00:17:17,874 --> 00:17:19,107
- How are-yeah.
- What?

367
00:17:19,132 --> 00:17:22,183
Um... I come bearing gifts.

368
00:17:23,169 --> 00:17:24,803
Oh, how generous of you.

369
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,660
I think your car might
need a bit of a clean.

370
00:17:29,164 --> 00:17:32,191
Is that a dead squirrel on your hood?

371
00:17:34,079 --> 00:17:36,414
They said that you have
been calling around,

372
00:17:36,439 --> 00:17:39,535
asking for me, which i
thought was very nice of you.

373
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,457
Oh, well, I didn't.

374
00:17:42,203 --> 00:17:44,370
Hmm, well, they said that you were.

375
00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:46,364
Well, they were mistaken.

376
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,777
Oh, okay.

377
00:17:47,802 --> 00:17:50,675
In fact, I was hoping
you wouldn't come back.

378
00:17:50,999 --> 00:17:54,783
Wow, believe it or not,
that is one of the warmest

379
00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:57,199
welcomes I have received so far!

380
00:17:57,486 --> 00:17:58,726
Usually when you tell someone

381
00:17:58,751 --> 00:18:00,824
that you have feelings for them,

382
00:18:00,849 --> 00:18:03,408
and the next thing they
do is drive out of town

383
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:04,972
with no plan to return,

384
00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:07,698
you hope you never have to see them again.

385
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:11,621
Well, in my defense, um...

386
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:14,685
I was intending on staying
away for much longer,

387
00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:17,261
but I ran out of money,
and forgot my phone charger.

388
00:18:18,038 --> 00:18:20,832
Oh, well, at least you
were well intentioned.

389
00:18:22,521 --> 00:18:25,022
It's not like I didn't
think about what you said.

390
00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:27,840
Um, after we spoke,

391
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:30,902
I thought, well, there goes my one friend.

392
00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:34,191
Try saying that one out
loud, it is very dark.

393
00:18:39,764 --> 00:18:41,152
Well...

394
00:18:42,402 --> 00:18:45,271
We will just have to work
through this, won't we?

395
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,561
Uh-huh. Yes.

396
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,596
Yeah, um, if that's what you-

397
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:52,165
if that's what you want, then yes,

398
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,766
I would like that very much.

399
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,902
So um, I guess just tell me

400
00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:58,037
what you would like me to do,

401
00:18:58,071 --> 00:18:59,652
and I will do it.

402
00:19:00,337 --> 00:19:02,550
Okay, well, let's start
by you leaving my office,

403
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,027
and we'll see where that takes us.

404
00:19:06,097 --> 00:19:07,731
Mm-hmm. Well, I'll just...

405
00:19:07,756 --> 00:19:09,293
I'm gonna leave your office.

406
00:19:09,513 --> 00:19:11,691
I'm gonna leave your
- I'm gonna leave your office.

407
00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:12,983
So um...

408
00:19:15,699 --> 00:19:17,299
Best wishes to you.

409
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,577
Warmest regards.

410
00:19:29,492 --> 00:19:32,006
Okay, you're saying
this was circulated around town?

411
00:19:32,031 --> 00:19:33,398
This was before my nose job,

412
00:19:33,432 --> 00:19:35,400
how was anyone supposed to recognize me?

413
00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:38,136
Oh David, it's a rare gift
to strip vanity of its charm,

414
00:19:38,171 --> 00:19:39,471
- yet here you are.
- Yeah!

415
00:19:39,505 --> 00:19:41,139
Oh, fuhhh...

416
00:19:41,174 --> 00:19:43,155
Hello, Roses!

417
00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:45,582
Oh, can this not wait 'til
after breakfast, please?

418
00:19:45,607 --> 00:19:47,308
Well, this will only take a second.

419
00:19:47,731 --> 00:19:48,936
David!

420
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,255
I'm so glad to see you back
home, all safe and sound.

421
00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:54,272
Thanks.

422
00:19:54,297 --> 00:19:55,921
Hmm. And I don't want you to worry,

423
00:19:55,955 --> 00:19:58,046
I'm not gonna press charges, okay?

424
00:19:59,874 --> 00:20:01,041
Next time, someone will think twice

425
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,210
before they steal my truck, yes?

426
00:20:03,362 --> 00:20:05,664
Ooh, burn, David!

427
00:20:05,698 --> 00:20:07,199
Shhh!

428
00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:08,897
David, don't you um,

429
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,052
have anything you wanna say to Roland?

430
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,124
Uh... !

431
00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:21,159
Uh, I'm sorry for taking
your truck without permission.

432
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:33,932
Um...

433
00:20:34,325 --> 00:20:37,394
It was a bad mistake,

434
00:20:37,419 --> 00:20:39,909
and it won't happen again.

435
00:20:47,825 --> 00:20:49,831
Oh my God, um...

436
00:20:50,399 --> 00:20:52,495
And I feel really bad about it.

437
00:20:52,578 --> 00:20:54,026
But do you, David?

438
00:20:54,885 --> 00:20:56,532
All right, all right, all right,

439
00:20:56,557 --> 00:20:58,284
I accept your apology.

440
00:20:58,651 --> 00:21:00,819
Thank you.

441
00:21:00,853 --> 00:21:02,754
- Yeah!
- Okay, now let's talk about gas.

442
00:21:02,788 --> 00:21:04,034
I'm thinking thirty cents on the mile.

443
00:21:04,059 --> 00:21:06,160
I think we're done here, Roland!

444
00:21:11,807 --> 00:21:15,657
- Okay... I'm taking your juice.
- David!

445
00:21:15,681 --> 00:21:18,531
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