1 00:00:02,995 --> 00:00:05,323 - Good Morning! - Hi, Twyla. 2 00:00:05,362 --> 00:00:08,330 I hear congratulations are in order, Mrs. Rose. 3 00:00:08,932 --> 00:00:10,805 Thank you, dear, for what? 4 00:00:11,073 --> 00:00:12,588 Oh, should I not say anything yet? 5 00:00:12,785 --> 00:00:15,085 Well, you could say something, think of it as a clue. 6 00:00:15,917 --> 00:00:17,260 Not say something about what? 7 00:00:17,357 --> 00:00:19,557 Your wife's big announcement. 8 00:00:19,717 --> 00:00:21,338 Again dear, clue! 9 00:00:21,363 --> 00:00:24,377 - You running for town council! - What, excuse me? 10 00:00:24,402 --> 00:00:26,213 You're running for town council? 11 00:00:26,238 --> 00:00:28,495 No, I'm not running for town council. 12 00:00:28,535 --> 00:00:30,635 Oh, I must've misheard. 13 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:33,104 Everyone was talking about you standing up to council 14 00:00:33,129 --> 00:00:35,245 last week, so I just assumed... 15 00:00:35,270 --> 00:00:38,370 Never assume, dear, It makes an ass out of both of us. 16 00:00:38,395 --> 00:00:40,479 It's not that absurd an idea, Moira. 17 00:00:40,504 --> 00:00:43,798 You know, being on town council might give you an outlet 18 00:00:43,823 --> 00:00:44,979 to channel all that... 19 00:00:45,342 --> 00:00:47,675 "passion" you have for this town. 20 00:00:47,698 --> 00:00:50,438 I'd sooner poke my eyes out with hat pins. 21 00:00:50,463 --> 00:00:51,752 Well, that's subtle. 22 00:00:51,777 --> 00:00:55,012 Well, I think you would make a great councilor. 23 00:00:55,037 --> 00:00:57,298 Well, the right person might be able to get 24 00:00:57,323 --> 00:00:58,479 a lot done around here. 25 00:00:58,504 --> 00:01:01,940 The right person, John, wouldn't be caught dead in this, 26 00:01:02,269 --> 00:01:04,862 they'd be running somewhere a little more... 27 00:01:05,768 --> 00:01:07,463 - What? - Moira... 28 00:01:07,762 --> 00:01:10,143 Okay, maybe I should say somewhere less... 29 00:01:10,168 --> 00:01:10,985 Less what? 30 00:01:11,095 --> 00:01:12,620 What's the word I'm trying to think of? 31 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:14,947 Well, let's hope we don't find it, okay? 32 00:01:14,972 --> 00:01:17,471 Are we ready to order, councilor? 33 00:01:18,838 --> 00:01:20,275 You go ahead. 34 00:01:21,089 --> 00:01:25,784 -- Synced by the_foe -- -- (for My Sunshine) -- 35 00:01:27,850 --> 00:01:30,376 Have you seen my black shoe? 36 00:01:30,401 --> 00:01:32,072 It's a lace up, probably lost in the sea 37 00:01:32,107 --> 00:01:34,347 of your dirty clothes? 38 00:01:34,372 --> 00:01:36,541 - No. - Ugh! 39 00:01:37,415 --> 00:01:39,260 What is going on here?! 40 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:42,617 Why are your clothes crammed under my bed? 41 00:01:42,642 --> 00:01:45,276 It's just temporary storage, David. 42 00:01:47,627 --> 00:01:49,256 Look at your things. 43 00:01:49,588 --> 00:01:51,158 Look at your life! 44 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,430 I have been distracted! 45 00:01:53,455 --> 00:01:55,870 Why is this wet? Ewww! 46 00:01:55,895 --> 00:01:58,321 Because I kicked over a glass of water 47 00:01:58,346 --> 00:01:59,557 that you left on the floor. 48 00:01:59,582 --> 00:02:01,314 I wasn't drinking water. 49 00:02:01,559 --> 00:02:03,926 Okay, so maybe it was mine, what difference does it make? 50 00:02:04,306 --> 00:02:06,595 - Ugh! - Oh my God! 51 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:07,973 Ugh! Anyway, I need the room tonight, 52 00:02:08,009 --> 00:02:09,995 because I'm having a friend over. 53 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,012 What friend? 54 00:02:13,047 --> 00:02:16,112 Um Twyla, we're gonna have a fun little sleepover. 55 00:02:16,450 --> 00:02:18,684 Mhmm... You and Twyla? 56 00:02:18,719 --> 00:02:21,287 Yeah, we're gonna do face masks, 57 00:02:21,322 --> 00:02:22,888 and we're gonna talk about boys that we both know, 58 00:02:22,924 --> 00:02:24,756 and have dated. 59 00:02:24,792 --> 00:02:27,743 Um, have you spent more than five minutes 60 00:02:27,768 --> 00:02:29,141 with the girl, one on one? 61 00:02:29,166 --> 00:02:30,682 She could be a serial killer. 62 00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:34,403 Twy and I have tea together like, every day, David. 63 00:02:34,428 --> 00:02:38,190 That she serves you... at the cafe. 64 00:02:39,205 --> 00:02:41,416 Because we're friends. 65 00:02:42,409 --> 00:02:44,455 Oh... right. 66 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:48,963 Um, so then where is Twyla going to sleep tonight? 67 00:02:49,213 --> 00:02:51,216 Because I'd say she could stay under my bed, 68 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:53,417 but your disgusting clothes are all stuffed under there, 69 00:02:53,453 --> 00:02:56,287 So... just wondering, 70 00:02:56,323 --> 00:02:58,612 where she'd... sleep! 71 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:03,174 - Stop doing that with your face! - Hmm. 72 00:03:09,613 --> 00:03:13,743 Bob, now that Ray's stepped down from council, 73 00:03:13,768 --> 00:03:15,916 I gather his seat is up for grabs? 74 00:03:15,941 --> 00:03:18,409 "His seat is up for grabs?" 75 00:03:18,444 --> 00:03:20,510 I could say something pretty inappropriate right now. 76 00:03:20,545 --> 00:03:22,645 Well, I'm hoping you don't. 77 00:03:22,681 --> 00:03:25,048 No, but I could, that's a real set up. 78 00:03:25,084 --> 00:03:27,550 Yeah, yeah, but I was thinking, if his seat... 79 00:03:27,586 --> 00:03:29,586 There you go again! 80 00:03:29,621 --> 00:03:32,689 Could be filled by someone with real experience... 81 00:03:32,724 --> 00:03:35,399 - Uh-huh. - You see, I played a significant role 82 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,870 in Gerald Caine's campaign. 83 00:03:36,895 --> 00:03:37,549 Who's that? 84 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:38,895 Well, he won a seat in the legislature, 85 00:03:38,930 --> 00:03:41,080 and now he's a senator. 86 00:03:41,466 --> 00:03:43,400 Yeah well, town council might be small potatoes 87 00:03:43,435 --> 00:03:44,801 for a guy like that. 88 00:03:44,836 --> 00:03:47,136 Well, not him, Bob. Me! 89 00:03:47,171 --> 00:03:49,272 I'm talking about me. 90 00:03:49,307 --> 00:03:51,608 See, I've worked on a number of campaigns, 91 00:03:51,643 --> 00:03:55,157 and I was president of the Video Retailers Association. 92 00:03:55,182 --> 00:03:56,712 Sure, and uh... 93 00:03:56,747 --> 00:03:59,148 it might be a nice change of pace from banging your head 94 00:03:59,183 --> 00:04:00,616 against the wall here every day. 95 00:04:00,651 --> 00:04:02,689 Well, I'm not banging my head against the wall, 96 00:04:02,714 --> 00:04:04,547 but if I were to run, 97 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:06,330 I'd need support from people like you. 98 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:10,698 Boy uh, so if you got this, 99 00:04:11,054 --> 00:04:13,755 that would mean we'd work together here at the garage, 100 00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:15,182 and on council? 101 00:04:15,768 --> 00:04:17,612 If I didn't know any better, 102 00:04:17,637 --> 00:04:20,815 I might think you had a crush on me! 103 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,806 Well, that's... That's funny. 104 00:04:22,831 --> 00:04:25,268 - I'm only teasing. - Yeah, I know, I know. 105 00:04:25,293 --> 00:04:26,987 I don't mean to embarrass you. 106 00:04:27,012 --> 00:04:30,281 - I'm not embarrassed! - You have no reason to be embarrassed. 107 00:04:30,306 --> 00:04:32,239 - You're a happily married man. - Oh my. 108 00:04:32,264 --> 00:04:34,909 - And so am I! - Okay, gotta go, Bob. 109 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:44,995 Hey Twy, come sit! 110 00:04:45,166 --> 00:04:48,200 Oh, I'd love to, it's just I have a lot of tables right now. 111 00:04:48,225 --> 00:04:51,092 Okay, well um, maybe we can hang out after? 112 00:04:51,268 --> 00:04:53,495 I was thinking we could have a little ladies' night 113 00:04:53,531 --> 00:04:54,776 at my place. 114 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:57,278 - Just the two of us? - Yeah! 115 00:04:57,711 --> 00:04:59,291 Come by around eight. 116 00:04:59,444 --> 00:05:01,911 I'm working tonight, but maybe this weekend? 117 00:05:02,110 --> 00:05:04,444 Or are you with Mutt on weekends? 118 00:05:04,597 --> 00:05:08,199 Um no, because we broke up. 119 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:09,705 I'm sorry to hear that. 120 00:05:10,465 --> 00:05:12,865 Although, part of me is a little relieved. 121 00:05:12,890 --> 00:05:15,116 Since you did tell me to break up with him, 122 00:05:15,152 --> 00:05:16,557 and then you dated him... 123 00:05:16,582 --> 00:05:19,268 That's so sweet of you, but I'm gonna be fine. 124 00:05:19,415 --> 00:05:21,415 So how late do you have to work tonight? 125 00:05:21,746 --> 00:05:24,247 Um, until people leave, I guess. 126 00:05:24,272 --> 00:05:25,972 And when do people leave? 127 00:05:25,997 --> 00:05:28,331 I don't know, after people clear out. 128 00:05:28,356 --> 00:05:30,299 Okay, well when everybody clears out, 129 00:05:30,324 --> 00:05:32,127 you can just pop by. 130 00:05:33,293 --> 00:05:35,893 You know, when I broke up with Mutt, 131 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:39,237 I just took a lot of alone time to rebuild, 132 00:05:39,262 --> 00:05:42,159 and regroup, and I just, I think it's so important. 133 00:05:42,184 --> 00:05:44,488 Yeah, and I'm doing the same kind of thing right now. 134 00:05:44,513 --> 00:05:46,252 'Cause it's so important. 135 00:05:47,493 --> 00:05:49,057 All right, good. 136 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:52,549 Because you know what they say, if you can't be by yourself, 137 00:05:52,574 --> 00:05:54,830 then you probably shouldn't be in a relationship. 138 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,104 Mmhmm, I totally get that. 139 00:05:58,435 --> 00:06:01,846 But call me if you happen to get off work early. 140 00:06:02,155 --> 00:06:05,056 Twy? Call me if you get off work early! 141 00:06:10,238 --> 00:06:12,572 All right. 142 00:06:12,607 --> 00:06:14,252 I know. I know! 143 00:06:14,277 --> 00:06:15,752 - Hey, Roland. - Uh-huh. 144 00:06:15,777 --> 00:06:18,659 All right, so one o'clock, then? All right, terrific. 145 00:06:18,684 --> 00:06:21,117 Yeah, no, I look forward to catching up. 146 00:06:21,142 --> 00:06:24,034 Great, yep, you too. Okay, all right. 147 00:06:24,059 --> 00:06:26,549 Buh-bye! Sorry, Johnny. 148 00:06:26,574 --> 00:06:28,870 I just had to reschedule my colonoscopy. 149 00:06:29,135 --> 00:06:32,502 Oh. Well, I just stopped by to pick up 150 00:06:32,527 --> 00:06:35,010 a nomination form for town council. 151 00:06:36,161 --> 00:06:38,994 You know, I gotta hand it to you. Um... 152 00:06:39,147 --> 00:06:42,323 It takes a brave man to face defeat yet again, 153 00:06:42,348 --> 00:06:44,276 when his ego is so battered and bruised. 154 00:06:44,301 --> 00:06:46,530 Well, I don't plan on losing, 155 00:06:46,555 --> 00:06:48,612 but thank you for the vote of confidence. 156 00:06:48,788 --> 00:06:50,955 Johnny, nobody plans on losing. 157 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:52,880 But with all due respect, 158 00:06:52,905 --> 00:06:55,659 this is a kind of a different playing field for you. 159 00:06:56,159 --> 00:07:00,394 Roland, I ran the second largest retail video chain 160 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:01,807 in North America, so... 161 00:07:01,832 --> 00:07:03,166 Well, that's good to hear, 162 00:07:03,191 --> 00:07:04,768 so you're used to coming in second, huh? 163 00:07:04,793 --> 00:07:07,432 Could I get a nomination form, please?! 164 00:07:07,457 --> 00:07:09,424 Look I'm just trying to help you out here, okay? 165 00:07:09,449 --> 00:07:12,088 I've been in politics for 18 years, 166 00:07:12,113 --> 00:07:13,479 and let me tell you something, pal, 167 00:07:13,504 --> 00:07:15,526 it ain't a cakewalk, okay?! Say goodbye to your privacy. 168 00:07:15,551 --> 00:07:16,979 You walk into a restaurant, 169 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:18,635 everybody's gonna know who you are! 170 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:20,534 Well, everyone knows everyone here, 171 00:07:20,559 --> 00:07:22,193 because there's only one restaurant. 172 00:07:22,218 --> 00:07:23,717 I mean, just taking your boy for ice cream cone 173 00:07:23,742 --> 00:07:25,354 can turn into a media circus. 174 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:27,713 Well, your son is 30, and you never see him. 175 00:07:27,849 --> 00:07:29,776 Could I get a form, Roland? Please? 176 00:07:30,577 --> 00:07:32,190 You know what? 177 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,495 I'll do you one better, I'll give you the form, 178 00:07:35,832 --> 00:07:38,416 und your first signature. 179 00:07:39,318 --> 00:07:41,807 - Oh, wow. - There you go, how 'bout that? 180 00:07:42,006 --> 00:07:43,612 - Thank you. - You're very welcome. 181 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,127 You signed under "Date." 182 00:07:45,152 --> 00:07:46,484 Yeah, like that's going to make a difference. 183 00:07:47,065 --> 00:07:48,065 Okay. 184 00:07:49,237 --> 00:07:52,535 Rrrrrr! Come're, you! I'm thirsty! 185 00:07:56,154 --> 00:07:57,713 Exciting afternoon? 186 00:07:57,947 --> 00:08:01,018 - Thrilling, can't you tell? - What are you doing tonight? 187 00:08:01,595 --> 00:08:03,596 - Uh, I'm busy. - With what? 188 00:08:03,621 --> 00:08:05,821 - I'm going out. - With who? 189 00:08:05,846 --> 00:08:08,347 - Does it matter? - Where are you going? 190 00:08:08,636 --> 00:08:10,302 None of your business! 191 00:08:10,327 --> 00:08:12,495 Are you seeing someone? 192 00:08:14,458 --> 00:08:16,192 Not exactly. 193 00:08:16,227 --> 00:08:18,229 Okay, you're sounding very sketchy right now. 194 00:08:18,369 --> 00:08:19,823 I'm going to a bar to meet someone. 195 00:08:19,848 --> 00:08:22,213 - Who?! - I don't know yet. 196 00:08:24,346 --> 00:08:26,760 Ohh... So she's going to a bar to get laid, then. 197 00:08:26,785 --> 00:08:28,651 - I see... - Uh no, 198 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:31,651 she is going to a bar to have her needs met 199 00:08:31,676 --> 00:08:34,320 by some lovely gentleman she's yet to meet, 200 00:08:34,345 --> 00:08:35,844 who is cute enough to sleep with, 201 00:08:35,879 --> 00:08:38,393 but not nearly mature or stable enough to marry. 202 00:08:39,330 --> 00:08:41,063 I want that. 203 00:08:41,107 --> 00:08:42,659 Well, you can't come. 204 00:08:42,684 --> 00:08:44,151 'Cause everyone will think we're together. 205 00:08:44,176 --> 00:08:46,743 Okay, I think you're giving yourself a lot of credit. 206 00:08:47,462 --> 00:08:49,174 I was being generous. 207 00:08:49,199 --> 00:08:50,854 No, We're gonna be each other's wing people tonight. 208 00:08:50,879 --> 00:08:55,306 Um now, how diverse is the clientele 209 00:08:55,331 --> 00:08:56,963 at this local drinkery? 210 00:08:57,175 --> 00:08:59,057 I would say very diverse. 211 00:08:59,082 --> 00:09:01,190 I can't remember what life was like before dating apps. 212 00:09:01,656 --> 00:09:03,623 I'm both excited and terrified for tonight. 213 00:09:03,675 --> 00:09:05,541 I don't think I ever said you could come. 214 00:09:05,576 --> 00:09:08,043 Okay, so what time, though? And is there a dress code? 215 00:09:08,078 --> 00:09:09,411 'Cause I just want to come prepared. 216 00:09:11,382 --> 00:09:13,115 So that I can meet somebody. 217 00:09:15,253 --> 00:09:18,621 I'm in Room 7 in case you need me. 218 00:09:18,987 --> 00:09:20,322 See you later. 219 00:09:20,358 --> 00:09:22,182 This is gonna be so fun for us. 220 00:09:27,003 --> 00:09:28,780 You know, it's uh... 221 00:09:29,143 --> 00:09:30,815 It's a funny thing, 222 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:34,075 there seems to be a rumor going around about me. 223 00:09:34,110 --> 00:09:35,877 I heard that one, 224 00:09:35,912 --> 00:09:36,811 it's only because you converse with women easily, 225 00:09:36,846 --> 00:09:38,746 and you dress so well. 226 00:09:38,782 --> 00:09:40,401 I wouldn't give it another thought. 227 00:09:40,690 --> 00:09:41,524 What? 228 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,236 I'm sorry, which rumor are you talking about? 229 00:09:44,553 --> 00:09:46,690 The one about me running for council. 230 00:09:47,705 --> 00:09:49,523 No, that was about me, John. 231 00:09:49,558 --> 00:09:51,759 You were with me when Twyla said that. 232 00:09:51,794 --> 00:09:53,494 If this continues, I'll have to call a neurologist. 233 00:09:53,529 --> 00:09:56,263 No, this is another rumor, Moira. 234 00:09:56,299 --> 00:09:59,002 A rumor about me running for council. 235 00:09:59,563 --> 00:10:01,299 From whom did you hear this one? 236 00:10:01,536 --> 00:10:03,203 Well, I-I don't know where it started, 237 00:10:03,238 --> 00:10:06,106 but the gist of it is I'd be a shoo-in, 238 00:10:06,141 --> 00:10:08,175 and could really get things done. 239 00:10:08,210 --> 00:10:09,727 Well, there's no question about it. 240 00:10:09,752 --> 00:10:11,211 You'd be a godsend to council. 241 00:10:11,246 --> 00:10:13,346 Well, thank you sweetheart, I agree. 242 00:10:13,381 --> 00:10:14,547 But they'll never know about it, 243 00:10:14,582 --> 00:10:16,382 because you have much bigger plans. 244 00:10:16,418 --> 00:10:18,785 Yes, I know, well... 245 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:21,287 I see you go into the office every day, pistons firing, 246 00:10:21,323 --> 00:10:23,189 you are full of ideas, 247 00:10:23,224 --> 00:10:24,864 and you haven't told me what they are yet, 248 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:27,593 but I have every confidence that they are brilliant. 249 00:10:27,629 --> 00:10:30,565 Yeah, yeah... Well, who says I can't do both? 250 00:10:31,478 --> 00:10:33,946 Moira, being on council could leverage our position 251 00:10:33,971 --> 00:10:36,839 - considerably in this town. - It's not worth it. 252 00:10:36,864 --> 00:10:39,995 You saw me struggle to get those modest planters for the motel. 253 00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:42,418 Trying to council to focus on the simplest thing 254 00:10:42,448 --> 00:10:44,977 is like... wrangling monkeys! 255 00:10:45,283 --> 00:10:46,782 Well, I can wrangle monkeys. 256 00:10:46,807 --> 00:10:48,377 It's called running a business. 257 00:10:48,402 --> 00:10:51,383 Yes, you could, but you'd be wasting your talents on these people. 258 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,251 Yeah well, that goes without saying. 259 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,253 Listen, I know it's a giant step down 260 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,955 from anything I've done in the past, but... 261 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,825 Exactly, it's beneath you. 262 00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:01,846 Well, I just... 263 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,595 worry that the people who were spreading this rumor 264 00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:06,998 might be a little disappointed, that's all. 265 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,721 Well, you can't worry about them. 266 00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:22,233 - Hey! - Hey. 267 00:11:31,685 --> 00:11:33,551 Are you waiting for someone? 268 00:11:33,576 --> 00:11:36,073 No, I'm just taking some "me time." 269 00:11:37,317 --> 00:11:38,816 Oh, okay... 270 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,862 I hope I'm not getting in the way of that. 271 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:44,429 No, no, you're good. 272 00:11:49,862 --> 00:11:51,487 So, Stevie... 273 00:11:51,722 --> 00:11:54,323 you're a strong woman who's alone a lot. 274 00:11:54,358 --> 00:11:56,852 Like, I know you dated David, 275 00:11:56,877 --> 00:11:59,361 but everyone's allowed a mistake, am I right? 276 00:11:59,713 --> 00:12:01,354 You sound like my conscience. 277 00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:03,135 Is it hard for you? 278 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,333 Uh, is what hard for me? 279 00:12:06,368 --> 00:12:08,596 Like, being by yourself here? 280 00:12:08,647 --> 00:12:11,748 Like, you're just totally okay to sit here all day by yourself? 281 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,480 That's why I took the job. 282 00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:16,075 Mmhm. Okay. 283 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,077 And while you're here, by yourself, 284 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:21,247 you never get this almost uncontrollable urge 285 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,487 to talk to people, or be complimented, or... 286 00:12:24,753 --> 00:12:26,752 I know everyone in this town, 287 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:30,456 so for the most part, I would rather be here by myself 288 00:12:30,491 --> 00:12:32,324 than engage in meaningless conversation 289 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,151 with people I don't care about. 290 00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:37,486 Totally. 291 00:12:38,377 --> 00:12:41,182 Mmhm... And why is that? 292 00:12:41,402 --> 00:12:43,835 Because I enjoy my own company more. 293 00:12:43,871 --> 00:12:46,304 Of course. Of course. 294 00:12:46,978 --> 00:12:47,978 Okay. 295 00:12:50,096 --> 00:12:52,778 Can I have everyone's attention, please? 296 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:55,814 If I could just-okay. Thanks, Jazzagals. 297 00:12:55,849 --> 00:12:57,949 I just wanted to grab your ear for just a second, 298 00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,418 to make a quick announcement. 299 00:13:00,453 --> 00:13:04,355 I will not be at rehearsals for the next two weeks, because... 300 00:13:04,391 --> 00:13:05,884 I have decided to throw my hat in the ring, 301 00:13:05,909 --> 00:13:07,370 and run for council! 302 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,971 Oh, Jocelyn! That's great! Oh my gosh! 303 00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:12,497 That's amazing! 304 00:13:12,532 --> 00:13:14,231 I'm currently running unopposed. 305 00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:17,434 So that kinda takes away the excitement of winning, 306 00:13:17,469 --> 00:13:20,448 you know, but still, I think it's gonna be a real hoot. 307 00:13:20,473 --> 00:13:21,601 That's so fun! Congratulations! 308 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:22,665 Good going! Good for you! 309 00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:24,275 Thank you. 310 00:13:24,309 --> 00:13:26,009 That's awesome! That's great! 311 00:13:26,045 --> 00:13:29,613 So Jocelyn, good for you. Taking on a new little project. 312 00:13:29,648 --> 00:13:31,648 Thanks I'm really looking forward to it. 313 00:13:31,684 --> 00:13:33,583 You know what's funny, just this morning, 314 00:13:33,619 --> 00:13:36,085 Twyla asked me if I was running for council. 315 00:13:36,268 --> 00:13:38,244 That is funny. 316 00:13:38,490 --> 00:13:40,130 I mean, unless you're thinking of running. 317 00:13:40,158 --> 00:13:42,326 Mm, no. No, no. 318 00:13:42,361 --> 00:13:45,895 - Can you imagine? - No! 319 00:13:45,931 --> 00:13:47,897 I mean, just because you've spent all your time 320 00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:50,315 trying to sell the town and get outta here, so. 321 00:13:50,432 --> 00:13:53,569 Twyla dear, what was it this morning that made you say 322 00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:55,948 I would make such a great councilwoman? 323 00:13:56,241 --> 00:13:59,338 Oh, I just heard you were running. 324 00:13:59,987 --> 00:14:02,338 - Are you? - No! I... 325 00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:05,581 She's not interested in politics! 326 00:14:05,616 --> 00:14:08,354 Although I can see why someone might think that. 327 00:14:08,385 --> 00:14:10,185 I certainly know how to command a crowd, 328 00:14:10,221 --> 00:14:13,268 and I've never been one to shy away from a good fight. 329 00:14:13,393 --> 00:14:16,992 I don't think it's such a bad idea for someone else to run. 330 00:14:17,027 --> 00:14:20,329 A little healthy competition never hurt anyone. 331 00:14:20,365 --> 00:14:23,252 Yeah, a real election race could be fun! 332 00:14:23,277 --> 00:14:25,667 Absolutely, I mean, I wouldn't want anyone 333 00:14:25,702 --> 00:14:27,269 to think that I was just stepping into this, 334 00:14:27,304 --> 00:14:29,620 you know, because of Roland. 335 00:14:29,645 --> 00:14:31,940 Yeah, I mean, if any of you townies 336 00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:33,441 wanna put your name on the ballot, 337 00:14:33,477 --> 00:14:35,637 I think that's just a great idea. 338 00:14:35,662 --> 00:14:37,556 That's the spirit. 339 00:14:37,714 --> 00:14:40,104 If Jocelyn can do it, anyone can. 340 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,636 - Yeah. - Yeah. Places! 341 00:14:42,661 --> 00:14:44,635 Don't you think? 342 00:14:44,988 --> 00:14:48,222 Hmm... On a scale of one 343 00:14:48,258 --> 00:14:50,095 to I'm-gonna-get-beat-up by-an-angry-local, 344 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,926 where do we see this look fall? 345 00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:54,896 Um, like, easy six. 346 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:57,331 - Okay. - Where are you going? 347 00:14:57,367 --> 00:15:00,634 I am going to a sketchy bar on the outskirts of town. 348 00:15:00,963 --> 00:15:02,436 And nobody invited me?! 349 00:15:02,471 --> 00:15:04,040 You know how at home I am at sketchy bars! 350 00:15:04,065 --> 00:15:05,273 Who are you going with? 351 00:15:05,308 --> 00:15:07,508 With Stevie, we're gonna meet some randoms. 352 00:15:07,543 --> 00:15:10,644 So um, when I go missing, 353 00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:12,946 just feel free to tell people that the last place I was seen 354 00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:15,649 was at a sketchy bar on the outskirts of town meeting randoms. 355 00:15:15,684 --> 00:15:17,250 Okay well, this isn't fair, David. 356 00:15:17,286 --> 00:15:19,653 I'm the one who should be at a sketchy bar meeting randoms. 357 00:15:19,688 --> 00:15:21,388 I'm the one who should go missing! 358 00:15:21,424 --> 00:15:23,657 - Well then, come! - I can't. 359 00:15:23,692 --> 00:15:25,459 - Why? - Well, for one thing, 360 00:15:25,494 --> 00:15:27,494 this mask doesn't come off for another twenty minutes. 361 00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:30,263 - You look beautiful. - Thank you. 362 00:15:30,299 --> 00:15:32,999 And... second, I told myself that I would enjoy 363 00:15:33,035 --> 00:15:35,190 my own company tonight. 364 00:15:36,346 --> 00:15:38,471 Okay um, well, we're going to a bar, 365 00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:40,340 and you're on the rebound, so text me when you're dressed. 366 00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,470 I'm serious, David, I'm not coming. 367 00:15:42,495 --> 00:15:43,776 Have fun, though. 368 00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,711 Oh, and in case you wake up in a chair 369 00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:47,814 with your hands duct taped together, 370 00:15:48,175 --> 00:15:49,707 you can snap the duct tape 371 00:15:49,743 --> 00:15:51,342 by just raising your hands over your head, 372 00:15:51,378 --> 00:15:53,471 and then bringing them down really hard. 373 00:15:54,648 --> 00:15:57,487 Thanks. Um... see you there? 374 00:15:58,085 --> 00:16:00,252 I'm not coming. 375 00:16:03,609 --> 00:16:05,112 I'm not coming. 376 00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:15,599 Hi, Moira. How was rehearsal? 377 00:16:15,634 --> 00:16:17,686 It was quite an afternoon. Oh John, thank you. 378 00:16:17,736 --> 00:16:19,936 Listen, I just wanted to thank you 379 00:16:19,986 --> 00:16:22,454 - for what you said this morning. - And what's that? 380 00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:25,938 When we had our little talk about me running for council. 381 00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:28,344 I have to admit I'd given it a little more thought 382 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:30,013 than I'd let on. 383 00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:31,648 - Oh? - Yes. 384 00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:33,993 I actually picked up a nomination form. 385 00:16:34,305 --> 00:16:37,053 Really John, I didn't realize. 386 00:16:37,088 --> 00:16:39,455 No, no, no, I'm glad you talked me out of it. 387 00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:41,224 - Okay. - Yeah, because I thought about the job, 388 00:16:41,259 --> 00:16:43,092 what it would entail, and you know, listen, 389 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:45,161 Roland drives me crazy when he's not even around, 390 00:16:45,196 --> 00:16:46,695 - but can you imagine? - No! 391 00:16:46,731 --> 00:16:48,764 Working with him every day? 392 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,367 Huh! I'm laughing about it right now. 393 00:16:53,369 --> 00:16:55,837 Did you know Jocelyn is running? 394 00:16:56,384 --> 00:16:59,708 No, oh my God! This gets better and better. 395 00:16:59,744 --> 00:17:02,978 So the two of them on council together? 396 00:17:03,013 --> 00:17:04,743 Is there a more frightening thought? 397 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,727 They would have a virtual monopoly on this town. 398 00:17:07,752 --> 00:17:09,351 Well, don't they already? 399 00:17:09,386 --> 00:17:12,898 Exactly, I think someone needs to challenge them! 400 00:17:12,923 --> 00:17:14,251 Right! 401 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,859 So... what are you saying? 402 00:17:17,884 --> 00:17:20,862 - That I should run? - No. Nope. 403 00:17:20,897 --> 00:17:22,859 Because I did get five signatures 404 00:17:22,884 --> 00:17:24,566 on my nomination form, and I... 405 00:17:24,601 --> 00:17:26,434 No! No, no, no, John, you've got enough on your plate. 406 00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:28,573 - Oh. - Whereas I... 407 00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:31,133 have nothing but free time. 408 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,722 I'm not exactly sure... where this is going. 409 00:17:37,747 --> 00:17:39,647 John, you have the family to think about. 410 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:42,149 You're going to accomplish wonderfully big things. 411 00:17:42,185 --> 00:17:44,891 Town council would just, hold you back. 412 00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:48,122 But something tells me it will not be... 413 00:17:48,157 --> 00:17:49,890 holding you back? 414 00:17:49,925 --> 00:17:51,959 It would be a few weeks of my time. 415 00:17:51,995 --> 00:17:54,649 And you know, someone said it might be a nice project for me. 416 00:17:54,930 --> 00:17:57,331 And would that someone be you? 417 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,500 Jocelyn practically begged me to take the bait! 418 00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:02,063 So you're running for council?! 419 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:06,673 - Looks like it. - Oh well, isn't that wonderful! 420 00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:08,408 Isn't that wonderful! 421 00:18:08,443 --> 00:18:10,711 Hey, that's really good news. 422 00:18:10,746 --> 00:18:12,245 I'm sorry, John, I just got swept up in it. 423 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,814 No, no, listen as long as one of us is running, okay? 424 00:18:14,849 --> 00:18:16,316 That's the important thing. 425 00:18:16,351 --> 00:18:17,783 It doesn't matter which one of us is running. 426 00:18:17,819 --> 00:18:19,319 I thought it would be me, 427 00:18:19,354 --> 00:18:22,355 but then you talked me out of it! But that's okay! 428 00:18:22,391 --> 00:18:24,590 Please John, I'm going to need you every step of the way. 429 00:18:24,626 --> 00:18:25,958 And I'll be right behind you Moira, 430 00:18:25,994 --> 00:18:27,627 supporting you, because... 431 00:18:27,662 --> 00:18:29,429 you're the one running, and I'm not! 432 00:18:29,464 --> 00:18:30,563 How long are we going to be doing this? 433 00:18:30,598 --> 00:18:33,165 Oh, just a few more minutes, at least. 434 00:18:40,341 --> 00:18:42,345 It's not usually this dead. 435 00:18:43,878 --> 00:18:46,188 It's like everybody saw you coming, and left. 436 00:18:47,581 --> 00:18:48,680 Is this really what our lives have become? 437 00:18:48,715 --> 00:18:51,266 Sitting in some sad... 438 00:18:51,704 --> 00:18:54,453 bar waiting to get laid? 439 00:18:54,488 --> 00:18:56,188 Well it's this, or the Internet. 440 00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:58,063 Oh, I did have a match earlier. 441 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:02,061 Um who is... 79 miles away. 442 00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:03,262 Well, if you start walking now, 443 00:19:03,297 --> 00:19:05,229 you'll get there before breakfast. 444 00:19:05,265 --> 00:19:07,204 Alexis is supposed to be meeting us here. 445 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,078 She said she wasn't coming, but this is a bar, 446 00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:12,657 and she is single, so. 447 00:19:13,022 --> 00:19:14,606 Well, you should warn her that we are the only people 448 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,508 here under sixty. 449 00:19:20,196 --> 00:19:23,727 Yeah, it's not... not brimming with options. 450 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,227 No. 451 00:19:49,274 --> 00:19:51,609 - Nope. - No! 452 00:19:51,644 --> 00:19:53,510 - No, it didn't feel right. - No, it didn't. 453 00:19:53,545 --> 00:19:55,571 Well, at least we tried. 454 00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:58,038 I agree. 455 00:20:03,641 --> 00:20:06,656 Oh, uh, I notice that man is no longer sleeping 456 00:20:06,691 --> 00:20:08,657 under the pool table. 457 00:20:11,062 --> 00:20:12,862 Well, I'm surprisingly good at pool. 458 00:20:12,897 --> 00:20:14,998 - So... - Hmm! 459 00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:16,933 Wait a second, is this like a reverse hustle, 460 00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,435 where you say you're good, but you're actually terrible? 461 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:22,457 Um, I don't know. 462 00:20:22,507 --> 00:20:24,173 Do you wanna break? 463 00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:26,175 Um, from what? 464 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,649 Oh, this is gonna be fun. 465 00:21:09,074 --> 00:21:10,774 Don't, David. 466 00:21:10,982 --> 00:21:13,098 I have nowhere else to put stuff. 467 00:21:14,168 --> 00:21:18,268 -- Corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com --