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- Morning!
- Hey! How are you?

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- Oh!
- Good morning!

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Hi. Oh, just continue on inside.

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Well, I hope we didn't
catch the two of you

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with your pants down.

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- Oh...
- I'm just joking, I can see they're on.

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No, we actually listened
outside to make sure.

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We just brought some leftovers by.

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We had a little thing
at the house last night

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and we didn't want all the
food to go to waste, so.

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Yeah, and you know what?

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We would have invited the two of you

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but it was kind of a...
Political schmooze-fest.

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A lot of pressing of the
flesh, and greasing palms,

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that kind of thing, you know.

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It wasn't as much fun as it sounds.

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Oh well, who wants an
invitation to big soiree

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when you can be met
the very next morning

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with some table scraps.

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You know, people were
talking about you too, Moira.

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Oh, they were talking
about the other candidate?

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Yes!

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You know, I can't wait for
this whole thing to just be over

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so we can all just hang out again.

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- Yeah, yeah...
- Mm-hmm.

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Well, we are off to the bank.

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We've got lots of donations
that we need to deposit.

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- Well, thank you. Bye!
- Bye!

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Those two are not as
simple minded as we thought.

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He is.

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-- Synced by the_foe --
-- (dla Kochasi) --

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David, Ted said that
I had to wear scrubs,

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but what does that mean really?

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Um, I think it means
you have to wear scrubs.

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Ugh. I know but look at me.

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You look... amazing.

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Who designs these things?!

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Whatever happened to
empowering women's sexuality?

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I don't think sex appeal

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is the guiding principle
behind nursing uniforms.

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Obviously you've never been
out for Halloween, David.

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So are you nervous?

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This is like the first
job you've ever had.

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No it isn't.

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Putting your name on a
line of edible nail polish

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isn't what I would call having a job.

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I was very hands on, David.

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I came up with all
the flavours by myself.

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Even the one that
poisoned all those people?

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David, the factory in
Guangzhou assured us

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that it was lead-free. Ugh!

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Anyway, I'm actually really
looking forward to this.

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You look like a stick of gum.

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Like... what? David!

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Well how much did she take?

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Um, I'm gonna go get a
latte. Do you need anything?

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She's an IT manager, Gerald.

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She makes more money
than both of us combined.

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I shouldn't be worrying
about these things.

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I would love a hot tea.

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Okay. Um...

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Is everything okay?

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Yup. Just chatting.

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Listen, let me give
you some cash for that.

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I don't think that expense
card is long for this world.

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Mm, okay. It's just I have, um,

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four more taxidermy peacocks
coming this afternoon.

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Oh, I can pay cash
for those. That's fine.

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Don't answer that.

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It's either Gerald or the school

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and I can't deal with either right now.

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Okay. Um, this is really intense,

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so I'm gonna go get that tea.

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You're a doll. You're a doll!

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Hey! Sorry I'm a bit late.

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Um, I wasn't sure what the etiquette was

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for this kind of thing,

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so I walked around
the block a little bit.

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Oh, you can show up early, or on time.

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Early is probably even better.

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Okay, great.

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Alexis, you wanted to be
treated professionally,

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so I have to ask,

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where are the rest of your scrubs?

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Oh. I thought this was
kind of an either/or thing.

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No, they come as a set.
That's why I gave you both.

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Those bare legs are dangerous.

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Ted!

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No, I'm serious.

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The animals carry bugs or ticks

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that can burrow into your bare skin.

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Ew!

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Don't worry, we'll just have
you focus on filing for today.

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Um, okay. Awesome!

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Thank you. So many files!

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I'll just dive right into this.

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You won't even miss your last secretary

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once I get finished with these puppies.

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Good news!

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I found you a loaner pair.
Helen must have left them.

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Phew.

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Thank you, Ted. Those are just perfect.

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Hello!

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Ronnie! Hello you!
You're looking well today!

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New khakis I see.

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Are you enjoying your coffee?

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I was.

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I'm going to presume you were
at Jocelyn's thing last night.

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How was that?

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- Good. Lots of dairy.
- Oh, yes.

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If anyone knows how to put a
lactose intolerant in the hospital,

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it's our Jocelyn.

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Moira, is there something
I can do for you?

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Yes, thank you!

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Ronnie, I was wondering whether or not

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you have decided on a
candidate to endorse?

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- Not yet.
- Oh! Good.

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Why is that good?

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I'm hoping I might persuade you

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to put your weight behind me.

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Political weight.

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I now realize 'clout' was
the word I was looking for.

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What makes you think I'd vote for you?

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You are a sensible woman, Ronnie,

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and you speak your mind.

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I-i can feel your
frustration with Roland.

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Now imagine his wife on council,

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strengthening his agenda...

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- And?
- And, were I on council,

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I could support your agenda.

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We could support each other's agendas.

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Well, I don't hate what you're saying,

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so here's what I'm gonna do.

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I'm gonna invite some
of my girl friends over

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and if you can get on the
good side of these women,

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let's just say you'd be
locking down a key demographic.

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It's a date.

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No. No, it's not. I
wouldn't call it that.

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No, i-i didn't... I didn't mean...

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- Uh! Just...
- No, I...

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- Thank you.
- Okay.

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Thank you, Ronnie.

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Um, Doris, that is so exciting!

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Love him for you!

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I don't know. I mean, poor
Albert's allergic to cats.

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But I can't leave Mittens alone.

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So how do I spend time with Albert?

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Veterinary clinic, how can I help you?

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Can I put you on hold?

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Okay, so if there's one thing I learned,

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is that when it comes to love

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you cannot let little
things get in your way.

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Like I once dated this sultan's nephew

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who was forbidden to talk
to me or even to look at me

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and we made it work for like
half a regime change, so...

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- You what?
- I know.

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- Uh, Alexis,
- Yes.

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- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah.

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We're gonna put this on
pause. The doctor needs me.

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- Yes?
- So how's the filing coming?

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I have been swamped.

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Doris's cat is like
totally high maintenance.

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Yeah, well, Doris has
been worried about her cat

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for two years. She comes in every week.

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Okay, well, what am I supposed to do?

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Poor thing is like desperate for a man.

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And, uh, why are there
three calls on hold?

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Um... I don't know, someone hung up?

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Okay, Alexis, there is more to the job

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than just keeping the
customers happy, all right?

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This is a place of
business and right now,

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there are clients waiting to talk to me.

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Are you sure that
you're cut out for this?

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- Mm.
- Okay.

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'Kay.

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Well, look, I-I can't
talk about this now,

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I have to go.

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I just wanted to let you know

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that we just sold one
of the leather ponchos.

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Oh, we're selling leather ponchos now?

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Well, that doesn't sound cheap.

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No, it's not, which
is why it's so exciting

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that we just sold one.

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- That's fabulous, David.
- It is.

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Um, so I was gonna go,

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unless needed me for something else.

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That was Gerald and...

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now I have a meeting
at the school tomorrow

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and I've got no one to take
care of my stepdaughter.

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His ex-wife certainly won't do it.

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Wow... well, if there's
anything I can do, just...

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I need someone to take
care of my stepdaughter.

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Okay. Well, if there's
anything I can do, just...

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I need you to take
care of my stepdaughter.

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'Kay, I don't think
that's a very good idea.

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I'm gonna drop her off at four.

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I'm looking forward to it.

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You're a doll.

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I brought you some trail mix,
but I spilled it in my purse.

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So sweet of you, Doris. Thank you.

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Hey, I was thinking about
what you said yesterday

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and, um, I think...
Now is not a good time.

203
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Okay. Um... how are things with Mittens?

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Uh... he-he's dead.

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Ew!

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I'm just trying to figure
out what happened, all right?

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Okay. Um, well, what am
I supposed to tell Doris?

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Don't say anything to her.

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Just keep her company while
I figure this out, okay?

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Okay, so I'm just supposed
to act like nothing happened?

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- Yeah, for now.
- Okay.

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Um, how am I supposed to do that?

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- Alexis.
- Okay.

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Yeah. 'Kay.

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Hi!

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Um... do you have any like DVDs

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or like a dusty old
board game I could borrow?

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Oh, usually we reserve those
for our platinum members.

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Mhmm.

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Oh, but I do have a Rummoli box

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filled with puzzle
pieces on the shelf there.

222
00:10:02,113 --> 00:10:04,203
Sounds like something you'd
find at a serial killer's house.

223
00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:06,005
Hmm. Big night planned?

224
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:11,598
Um, I am babysitting tonight, so...

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You're joking.

226
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,791
Mm-mm. I wish I was joking.

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But you hate kids.

228
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Mm-hmm. That's correct.

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- Oh my God. Can I watch?
- No.

230
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- Or video tape?
- No, you... no.

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- Can I bring friends?
- No.

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My boss's life is a
bit of a mess right now,

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so I said I'd help out by
babysitting her stepdaughter.

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And you're sure you
can do this on your own?

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Mm-hmm.

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Um, 'cause I'm a fully
capable human being.

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Um, if you happen to find any Xanax...

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Lying around anywhere,

239
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can you just... Let me know about that?

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I-I think I might just pick
up these treats while I wait.

241
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:08,768
Oh... um, yeah, no, um...

242
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,937
But these treats are actually
gonna go on sale next week,

243
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,040
so maybe you just wanna
hold off until then?

244
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,246
Well, I think he'd really like them.

245
00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:18,339
Yeah...

246
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,547
I'm sure he would really like them...

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If he wasn't... dead.

248
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:29,355
- What?
- Yeah, he's dead.

249
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But! But the good news is, you're not.

250
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Mittens is dead?

251
00:11:35,966 --> 00:11:38,434
Yeah. But um...

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00:11:39,546 --> 00:11:44,285
But you're free, Doris,
and, in a way, so is Mittens.

253
00:11:44,551 --> 00:11:48,549
- Oh. What happened?
- We're not sure yet,

254
00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:50,176
but I think that the important thing

255
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,578
is that Mittens is no longer suffering.

256
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,814
Oh, what do I do now?

257
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:59,218
Do I put him in a box? Bury him?

258
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:02,604
Ew! No, we don't have to talk
about that right now, okay?

259
00:12:02,629 --> 00:12:04,123
I know this is hard.

260
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,959
But, um, the upside, um...

261
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:10,830
The upside... Oh! Is that
Albert from the down the hall

262
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,231
can now come over for dinner

263
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:15,254
without worrying about his
allergies threatening his life.

264
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,903
Hey. I think it's time that we find you

265
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,172
a new love of your life.

266
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,008
It's okay.

267
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:26,785
♪

268
00:12:28,462 --> 00:12:31,151
John, wait. I didn't tell you earlier

269
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:33,987
because I didn't want
you to back out on me,

270
00:12:34,095 --> 00:12:37,524
but you're going to be the
only man here this evening.

271
00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,559
Well, I think I can handle that.

272
00:12:39,594 --> 00:12:42,062
Mm-hmm? Ronnie told me that her friends

273
00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:44,197
represent a key demographic

274
00:12:44,407 --> 00:12:47,313
and I don't believe
it's women with husbands.

275
00:12:48,196 --> 00:12:49,970
- Oh...
- Mm-hmm.

276
00:12:51,018 --> 00:12:52,352
I feel really good about this,

277
00:12:52,377 --> 00:12:53,744
and I think you just
approach these women

278
00:12:53,769 --> 00:12:55,169
like you did Paula, our landscaper.

279
00:12:55,194 --> 00:12:57,774
Very strong, very forceful.

280
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,816
- Oh!
- Hello, Ronnie.

281
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,718
- Hi.
- Hello.

282
00:13:05,048 --> 00:13:07,992
Come in... both of you.

283
00:13:15,029 --> 00:13:19,499
We're counting down the
top 100 hottest stars in Hollywood.

284
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,501
From this Canadian...

285
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,670
Has that actress had work done too?

286
00:13:23,704 --> 00:13:25,071
Um, yeah, you can always tell

287
00:13:25,106 --> 00:13:26,806
because their upper lip sort of...

288
00:13:26,841 --> 00:13:28,642
I mean, like, puffs a bit.

289
00:13:28,676 --> 00:13:30,043
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

290
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,112
- Do you want more coffee?
- Yes, please.

291
00:13:35,783 --> 00:13:38,585
Okay, so we've run out of sugar.

292
00:13:38,619 --> 00:13:41,888
Um, do you want it still
because I don't really.

293
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,760
This star has everyone wondering...

294
00:13:46,794 --> 00:13:49,229
How will that face turn out?

295
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,631
Well, folks, take a look at her now!

296
00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:53,196
You okay?

297
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,602
I'm fine...

298
00:13:55,636 --> 00:13:58,821
- Are you sure?
- Something happened.

299
00:14:00,829 --> 00:14:02,242
What?!

300
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:05,337
Nothing. Just d-don't look on the bed.

301
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:10,150
The self-described tom-boy...

302
00:14:11,819 --> 00:14:13,787
... Has become a
serious star on the rise,

303
00:14:13,821 --> 00:14:16,089
which is why we've named her number...

304
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,930
- It's okay!
- On our hot list!

305
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,027
Needless to say, that was the last time

306
00:14:21,062 --> 00:14:22,762
I played charades with Fran Leibovitz.

307
00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:28,234
Oh, this is wonderful. Wonderful!

308
00:14:28,269 --> 00:14:29,969
And I would love to regale you all night

309
00:14:30,004 --> 00:14:33,306
with entertaining anecdotes,
but I would be remiss

310
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,742
if I didn't outline some of my policies

311
00:14:35,776 --> 00:14:38,511
for this community of remarkable women.

312
00:14:38,546 --> 00:14:40,962
Moira, could I have a word?

313
00:14:42,145 --> 00:14:44,784
Excuse us, ladies. Family matter.

314
00:14:44,949 --> 00:14:46,786
I knew I should've left
him home with the sitter.

315
00:14:49,707 --> 00:14:53,894
Moira, I have a feeling not
every woman here is a lesbian.

316
00:14:54,035 --> 00:14:56,429
Oh, John, you love to think
women are flirting with you.

317
00:14:56,464 --> 00:14:59,232
No, I was just talking
someone over there

318
00:14:59,267 --> 00:15:02,543
who has a husband. A male husband.

319
00:15:03,471 --> 00:15:04,838
Everything all right?

320
00:15:04,872 --> 00:15:06,406
Yes. Ronnie,

321
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,875
when mentioned earlier
that I might lock down

322
00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:11,824
a key demographic this
evening, you meant what?

323
00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:13,513
Entrepreneurs.

324
00:15:13,548 --> 00:15:16,816
Everyone here is a member of
the women's business association.

325
00:15:16,851 --> 00:15:19,719
Oh. Business association.

326
00:15:19,754 --> 00:15:21,160
Yes, that's what I...

327
00:15:21,889 --> 00:15:24,191
I think we're all ready when you are.

328
00:15:24,859 --> 00:15:26,746
All I'm missing is my teleprompter!

329
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:33,366
- Business association.
- Yes, I heard her.

330
00:15:33,401 --> 00:15:35,426
Oh God.

331
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:45,245
You know, I have to
say that I'm impressed.

332
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:47,380
It's not everyone who
can tell an old woman

333
00:15:47,415 --> 00:15:49,783
that her cat is dead, and
set up a love connection,

334
00:15:49,817 --> 00:15:52,705
and sell our most expensive marble urn

335
00:15:52,730 --> 00:15:54,424
in the same three-minute conversation.

336
00:15:54,449 --> 00:15:56,156
Well, I'm not totally sure
about the love connection.

337
00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:58,491
I'm still waiting for
Doris to text me back.

338
00:15:58,526 --> 00:15:59,918
- Right.
- So.

339
00:15:59,943 --> 00:16:02,228
Uh, was there something
that you wanted to say to me?

340
00:16:02,263 --> 00:16:04,002
- What?
- Uh, just earlier,

341
00:16:04,027 --> 00:16:06,166
it seemed like you were
trying to tell me something.

342
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,803
Oh! No, I think it was
about, um, vacation days.

343
00:16:10,004 --> 00:16:12,172
- Ah.
- Yeah, you had mentioned two weeks.

344
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:14,207
So I guess I was just wondering,

345
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:17,535
um, how many two-week vacations
are available per year?

346
00:16:19,332 --> 00:16:21,681
Well, tell you what, why
don't we start with one

347
00:16:21,716 --> 00:16:23,465
and then we'll just go from there.

348
00:16:24,085 --> 00:16:26,753
Okay. Yeah. That could work.

349
00:16:26,966 --> 00:16:28,700
- Great.
- Great.

350
00:16:31,746 --> 00:16:35,682
Honestly? Nothing is more natural...

351
00:16:35,707 --> 00:16:39,534
Um, aside from maybe the...
thread count in these sheets,

352
00:16:39,559 --> 00:16:42,702
but that's okay! 'Cause
you're a woman now!

353
00:16:42,737 --> 00:16:47,817
Um, and nothing about
that is embarrassing.

354
00:16:47,842 --> 00:16:49,909
I'm not embarrassed, I'm scared!

355
00:16:49,944 --> 00:16:51,678
I mean, you were talking so much

356
00:16:51,712 --> 00:16:53,446
about your high thread count linens...

357
00:16:53,481 --> 00:16:55,682
Yeah. Well, I think it's gonna come out.

358
00:16:55,716 --> 00:16:58,251
And how they were made
by Egyptians or something?

359
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:01,254
No, I'm well aware of that. Um, so...

360
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:06,659
So, uh, I think my sister
has some wonderful products

361
00:17:06,684 --> 00:17:08,161
in there for you.

362
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,530
Uh, health accessories,

363
00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:14,478
so feel free to help yourself to those.

364
00:17:15,087 --> 00:17:19,775
Um... okay.

365
00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:23,410
Uh...

366
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:27,080
So you can just tie that
around your waist, okay?

367
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:30,183
Yeah, thank you.

368
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,386
Mmm... okay.

369
00:17:40,212 --> 00:17:45,374
Equality. Freedom. Marriage.

370
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:48,702
These are the rights of every community,

371
00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:53,900
and even more specifically...
The business community.

372
00:17:54,455 --> 00:17:58,111
No faction of society deserves
to be discriminated against,

373
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:03,908
especially women who...
Are in business faction.

374
00:18:06,714 --> 00:18:09,775
One of my top priorities will be to...

375
00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:13,226
To change people's misguided

376
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:16,751
and ignorant perceptions
of women like you.

377
00:18:17,142 --> 00:18:19,599
You did not choose this life!

378
00:18:19,859 --> 00:18:25,470
No, each one of you was
born to be an entrepreneur.

379
00:18:27,486 --> 00:18:30,416
Why don't I open up the floor
to some of your concerns?

380
00:18:32,046 --> 00:18:34,714
I want to elect someone who
understands the pressures

381
00:18:34,749 --> 00:18:37,087
of working and raising a family.

382
00:18:37,345 --> 00:18:40,720
Very nice, yes. I love that.

383
00:18:40,755 --> 00:18:43,089
- Working and... ?
- Raising a family.

384
00:18:43,124 --> 00:18:44,744
And raising a family.

385
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:47,494
Well, John, my husband
will back me up on this,

386
00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:49,496
I had a six-and-a-half
season career

387
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:53,978
as an actress in television,
which I put on hold

388
00:18:54,369 --> 00:18:57,003
to devote all my time and energy

389
00:18:57,185 --> 00:19:00,704
to raise two million
dollars for charity.

390
00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:03,376
And two children.

391
00:19:03,593 --> 00:19:05,694
Oh, yes, and two children.

392
00:19:05,955 --> 00:19:09,883
Hmm? And on top of that, I
managed a staff of twelve.

393
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,564
You ran your own business?

394
00:19:11,955 --> 00:19:14,031
Household staff, yes.

395
00:19:14,121 --> 00:19:16,353
Ronnie says you've
only lived here a year?

396
00:19:17,024 --> 00:19:18,658
That's true, Ronnie, thank you,

397
00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:20,330
but I am a quick study.

398
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:24,423
Karen, I learned tonight that
you run a gravel business, yes,

399
00:19:24,489 --> 00:19:27,648
and you, Audrey, you manage
a team of accountants,

400
00:19:27,673 --> 00:19:28,902
and you, Tara,

401
00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:30,904
you're very concerned
about your inverted nipples.

402
00:19:33,474 --> 00:19:35,108
Which I assumed was public domain;

403
00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:37,455
there were a lot of you
around when she told.

404
00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:43,016
Well, ladies, I'm-I'm not
that different from any of you.

405
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:45,652
I had my first job at the age of ten,

406
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,736
sweeping up hair in a beauty salon.

407
00:19:48,025 --> 00:19:51,090
I will never forget the
value of a hard day's work.

408
00:19:51,353 --> 00:19:53,660
Believe me when I tell you, if elected,

409
00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:56,896
I will put just as much
work into my time on council

410
00:19:56,931 --> 00:20:01,197
as you women put into
your businesses every day.

411
00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:12,294
Oh, being in business myself,

412
00:20:12,328 --> 00:20:14,363
I've attended quite a
few of these functions,

413
00:20:14,397 --> 00:20:16,598
and this one was quite the success.

414
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,767
Yeah, I think your wife's gonna do okay.

415
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,402
Well, she pulled it off, didn't she?

416
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,604
Considering she came
in - well, we both did -

417
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:26,403
- thinking everyone was...
- Black?

418
00:20:26,909 --> 00:20:30,075
No. I mean that everyone was leaning...

419
00:20:30,613 --> 00:20:32,381
- Younger?
- John, we should go.

420
00:20:32,415 --> 00:20:34,082
No, what I mean is that, uh,

421
00:20:34,117 --> 00:20:38,487
that I am very comfortable
seeing women with other women.

422
00:20:38,521 --> 00:20:41,189
- Uh-huh. - Yeah, that
didn't come out right. I...

423
00:20:41,224 --> 00:20:43,425
M-Moira and I have been
very, very supportive

424
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:46,428
of the LGBTQ community.

425
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,130
- Oh, John... John.
- For...

426
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,278
Did I leave out a letter?

427
00:20:50,348 --> 00:20:52,434
Thank you so much, Ronnie.

428
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,970
I love your friends and
I really loved that dip.

429
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:58,887
Oh, the dip was incredible,
really, for men and women.

430
00:20:58,912 --> 00:21:00,720
That's... good night.

431
00:21:13,747 --> 00:21:17,437
-- Corrected by ChrisKe --