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- John!
- Oh, I was starting to think...

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I've been hijacked.

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- What?
- My campaign has been hijacked.

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Oh, I need some tea. Twyla?

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What's going on?

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- Tea?
- No thank you.

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Ugh! My campaign signs
have gone missing.

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- What?
- You had election signs?

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- Yes! All of them! Gone!
- Wow.

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Maybe people were mowing their lawns.

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Well, it's probably just kids.

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What if there's a more
sinister explanation?

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Oh, like the wind.

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I was wondering if there's
someone who's thinking,

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"Oh, this woman may not have many signs,

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but she has myriad
qualities worth voting for.

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I must stop her!"

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So you think the signs were stolen?

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Stolen? Ew!

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Is that what you think happened?

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Well, isn't that what you were implying?

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- Who would do that?
- Well, I don't know. It's dirty pool.

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You can't sabotage someone's campaign

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and take their signs.

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Please, please, everyone calm down!

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Well, I suppose if there's
a silver lining in all this,

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it's that...

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Someone is imitated enough into thinking

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that I might be affecting this town's

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long-established voting patterns.

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-- Synced by the_foe (dla Misi!) --
-- corrected by ChrisKe --

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Oh good. Good.

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Now the playing field is more fair.

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Yeah, I was worried Jocelyn
didn't have enough signs up.

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Ah. You and me both, pal,

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but, luckily, I'm a step ahead of ya.

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Okay, enough with the signs, Roland.

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It was overkill a week ago.

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Well, I don't know about you, Johnny,

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but I would like my little
lady to win this campaign.

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Oh! Well, funny you should mention,

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because my little lady had all
of her lawn signs disappear.

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Oh. Moira had lawn signs?

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She had a few.

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Now she has none.

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Wait. Are you saying
that I... had something...

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- I'm not pointing any fingers,
- Uh-huh.

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But if I find out you had
anything to do with this,

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even though you're
acting like you don't...

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Well, if I find out
that you're accusing me

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of doing something I didn't do,

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then I'm going to accuse you
of making false accusations.

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Fine. But if you're
denying doing something

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you might have done

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and making me feel guilty...

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For accusing you of something
you claim you didn't do...

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Ooh, is that a threat?

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I think so.

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Because I don't wanna tell
you how I respond to threats.

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And I don't wanna tell you how I respond

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to illegal political activity.

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Okay, fine, then don't.

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Fine, I won't.

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Maybe.

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Oh dear God. Yes.

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Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.

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Well then, take it out
of my savings account.

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Well, what about the air miles?

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Can you put some of them
towards the electricity bill?

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Okay, this signage,
is not really on brand.

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It's not ridiculous.

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Well, I'm not having
this conversation either.

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Is everything okay?

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David, to be honest,

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I'm having a little trouble financially

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and I'm gonna have to let you go.

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- What?
- It seems I have overshot my budget

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with the changes you've
been implementing.

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Which is not your fault.

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You were my mistake, which
I take full credit for.

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Okay, I thought you were liking

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the changes I was making.

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We just sold another poncho yesterday.

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I still can't believe we even sold one.

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But that's not gonna help me
when I am down to a Costco card

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and a zoo membership.

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Okay. Well, is there anything I can do?

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No, you've done enough already.

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Fortunately, I did
gotten some good news.

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Apparently there is a
Blouse Barn in Australia

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and they are gonna pay
me to use their name here.

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Can you believe it?

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That there's another store
called Blouse Barn? No.

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No, it's an entire chain.

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They're expanding into North America

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and they are gonna pay me $10,000

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just to cover the costs
of renaming the store.

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Okay, so they're buying
the name from you?

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Well, it's more of a gesture actually.

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Apparently, I have been using
the name without their permission.

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Okay, so this company is giving
you $10,000 as a gesture...

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And to think I almost called
this place "Blouse House."

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Something seems really
sketchy about this

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and I'm not just saying that

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because I have a hard
time with Australians.

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- Lotta drunks.
- Well, it's already happening.

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They're coming in this week,

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they're bringing the paperwork...

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As your brand manager,

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I feel like I need
to be at that meeting.

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I don't know...

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At least let me talk to a
few people before you decide.

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If there's one thing I've
learned from "The Good Wife",

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it's never accept a first offer.

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- I... I'm gonna just... do that.
- Oh.

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- I have a question.
- Yes, your cologne is too strong.

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Okay, I just put it on

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and it needs to breathe a bit, so...

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I... came in here to ask

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whether you knew anything
about trademarking store names?

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Yeah. We had to deal with that

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from time to time at Rose Video.

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Uh-huh. And did anyone ever
ask you to stop using the name?

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No, but we went after
other people for using it.

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I remember a-a "Rosie's Video"
in Sao Paolo.

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That was a fun shakedown.

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Mm-hmm. Okay, well, say
you owned Blouse Barn.

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Well, first of all, I'd never
get into the clothing business

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'cause the margins are terrible...

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Okay, let's pretend for a sec.

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And someone was offering you
$10,000 to stop using the name

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because there's another
Blouse Barn in Australia

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and they need the name.

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$10,000 to stop using
the name "Blouse Barn?"

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- That's correct.
- I would take that in a second.

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It's a terrible name.

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- Okay, but that's not...
- Now at least with "Rose Video,"

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it said what it was,

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and the logo looked
great on a golf shirt.

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Yeah, I'm just thinking
if it's a big chain

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and they want the name,

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surely you should be
able to get more for it.

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Yeah, but is worth going
to court to fight it?

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Oh, I don't think Wendy can afford that.

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She can't even afford me anymore, so...

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Wait a minute. You were fired?

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Technically, I would say

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I'm in a transition phase at the moment.

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This is terrible news.

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I thought you were
turning that store around.

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All those big purchases,
all that spending...

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Okay, let's just focus
on the big picture,

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which is helping the store.

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Well, if you wanna help the store,

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I would tell your boss to take the deal.

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And then you and I are gonna
sit down, update your resume,

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and get you back into the workforce.

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Okay. Well, thank you so much for this.

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Um, it was entirely unhelpful,
but thank you nevertheless.

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Well... anytime, son.

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Oh, it's just so violating.

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How can one sleep knowing our
streets are laden with thieves?

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Well, I don't know about laden.

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I had a newspaper stolen once.

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Two days ago, we had
someone break our window.

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They didn't take anything,

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but they left a dead bird inside.

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That's kind of like my aunt.

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She has a ghost in her house that
keeps leaving dimes everywhere.

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Look what's happened to us.

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These sign bandits have clearly
created a culture of fear.

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If it helps at all, I'd be happy

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to put one of your signs on my lawn.

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Th-that is if Jocelyn doesn't mind.

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Oh no, I'd put one on my lawn

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if I wasn't worried about winning.

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I hope you know that I don't
stand for dirty politics, Moira.

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Oh no, you mustn't beat yourself up.

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You have your own signs to worry about.

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All two hundred of them.

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Well... we're here to sing,
aren't we? So... let's sing!

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Well said! Let us
focus on tomorrow's show

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and not fan the flames of
this provocative scandal

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any more than is necessary.

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Sing ladies... if you can.

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Let's do this.

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Hey.

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What're you shopping for?

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I'm not shopping.

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Okay, well, I'm seeing
a lot of women's tops,

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so if there's a minimum
amount for free shipping

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can let me know before you order?

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Okay, yeah, no, I'm... I'm
actually doing work, so.

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Mm... Dad said that you got fired.

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I wasn't fired.

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I'm... actually working so
that I can stay employed.

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I have a big meeting with some lawyers

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and I'm trying to make sure

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they're not taking advantage of Wendy.

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Poor thing is a hot mess.

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Okay, I just really think you
should stay out of it, David.

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You're not good under pressure.

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- And you are?
- Um, I'm sorry. Were you picked up

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by the South Korean Secret
Police on New Year's?

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I had to sweet talk
the consulate's lawyer

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to get me a passport before midnight.

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Okay, well this is a very
different situation from that

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and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be fine.

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Did you or did you not have
a subscription to Cosmo Girl

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when you were 16 years old, David?

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No.

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Okay, David, if you have
to lie about something

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you should breathe out while you answer

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'cause it really just calms you down.

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Oh my God! I'm not being interrogated.

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This is a negotiation.

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I'm just trying to prepare you, okay?

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'Cause they're gonna
eat you alive in there.

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Okay. If you know so much about this,

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why don't you come with me then?

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Okay, well, I guess that just depends

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on what's in Mom's closet.

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Why does that matter?

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Well, I'm not gonna wear my own clothes

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into the room, David.

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They're not scary enough.

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I know that we just met but if
Prince Harry trusted me with his life,

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then I think you can too.

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Well, I do feel better
having a lawyer in the room.

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Oh my God, you're so cute.

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Um, I'm not a lawyer,

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but I'm glad that my
fashion pony is working.

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Oh, hi. I'm Wendy Kurtz.
Welcome to the Blouse Barn.

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Lisa Chung.

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I didn't realize there
were gonna be more of us.

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We're her representation.

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David Rose.

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Angelica Bloomfield of Rose,
Bloomfield and Glickman.

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Well, let's go to my office shall we?

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- Oh, Mr. Rose!
- Oh, hi Stevie.

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I found these. I thought
Mrs. Rose might want 'em back.

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You found them?

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Okay, look, I know we haven't
always been ideal motel guests,

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but taking my wife's signs?

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Ah, no, I took out your garbage,

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and these poked a hole in
the bottom and fell out.

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So... they're still
in pretty good shape,

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I thought she might want them back.

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Oh...

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Since she's been so
worried about her signs

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having been mysteriously stolen.

252
00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:57,967
Right, right.

253
00:10:57,992 --> 00:11:01,126
Well, I mean, I can see
what must have happened here.

254
00:11:01,176 --> 00:11:04,689
She accidentally, uh, threw them out.

255
00:11:05,647 --> 00:11:07,260
That's one theory.

256
00:11:07,991 --> 00:11:13,964
Or... someone stole them
and hid them in our garbage

257
00:11:13,989 --> 00:11:16,844
to try and sabotage Moira...

258
00:11:16,869 --> 00:11:21,338
to make it look like she's
done something... really crazy.

259
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:24,360
That is definitely
some food for thought.

260
00:11:24,410 --> 00:11:25,877
- Yeah.
- Mm.

261
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:29,838
Well, thank you,
Stevie. Have a nice day.

262
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:32,064
Thanks. I will.

263
00:11:33,929 --> 00:11:36,997
This shouldn't take long. The check.

264
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:41,017
This should cover the cost of
the signs, business cards...

265
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,654
About the check.

266
00:11:42,704 --> 00:11:46,340
We had some questions about the amount.

267
00:11:46,374 --> 00:11:47,467
Well, you shouldn't.

268
00:11:47,492 --> 00:11:50,461
$10,000 is the amount we agreed upon.

269
00:11:51,053 --> 00:11:52,512
Well, that may be,

270
00:11:52,547 --> 00:11:55,015
but some things have
changed on our side,

271
00:11:55,049 --> 00:11:57,284
and we want to discuss the...

272
00:11:57,318 --> 00:11:59,052
I think it's fine, David.

273
00:11:59,087 --> 00:12:00,454
From a legal standpoint,

274
00:12:00,488 --> 00:12:02,639
there are lots of costs to consider.

275
00:12:02,664 --> 00:12:06,624
- Mm-hmm. - There are the
signs and the business cards...

276
00:12:06,649 --> 00:12:07,965
I just mentioned those.

277
00:12:08,926 --> 00:12:10,727
Objection sustained.

278
00:12:10,752 --> 00:12:13,567
There is the travel,
there are the meals,

279
00:12:13,601 --> 00:12:16,536
there is the shipping
and the catering...

280
00:12:16,571 --> 00:12:17,971
Which is very similar to the meals

281
00:12:18,006 --> 00:12:20,155
and not necessarily relevant, so...

282
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:23,630
'Kay. Well, the $10,000 doesn't
even cover our legal fees, so...

283
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:26,089
- What?
- Don't worry about that.

284
00:12:26,114 --> 00:12:27,708
And if we're gonna announce a new name,

285
00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:29,850
there has to be a whole relaunch event,

286
00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:32,653
and that involves... Event planners

287
00:12:32,687 --> 00:12:34,455
and, um, florists.

288
00:12:34,489 --> 00:12:37,291
Okay, I think what my
colleague is trying to say,

289
00:12:37,325 --> 00:12:40,817
is that our brand is very
well established here,

290
00:12:40,911 --> 00:12:45,614
um, so we're going to
require a higher compensation.

291
00:12:47,746 --> 00:12:51,673
No, it's... ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh. Ooh...

292
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:54,191
No! No, no, Gwen, you
took the lower third.

293
00:12:54,248 --> 00:12:56,983
Well, could you please then?
I've already locked mine in.

294
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,248
Thanks, doll.

295
00:13:01,358 --> 00:13:03,752
Moira, do you have any idea

296
00:13:03,787 --> 00:13:07,207
how Stevie found your
campaign signs in our garbage?

297
00:13:07,257 --> 00:13:09,572
I don't think anyone can hear us, John.

298
00:13:09,759 --> 00:13:11,564
You don't have to keep up the act.

299
00:13:12,129 --> 00:13:14,908
- What act?
- That you didn't know I took the signs.

300
00:13:15,132 --> 00:13:16,483
You took your signs?

301
00:13:16,533 --> 00:13:17,851
I didn't know you took the signs.

302
00:13:17,901 --> 00:13:19,602
Why would you take your own signs?

303
00:13:19,636 --> 00:13:21,037
Well, I couldn't very
well take Jocelyn's.

304
00:13:21,071 --> 00:13:22,538
That would be stealing

305
00:13:22,572 --> 00:13:24,373
and I'm running a clean campaign.

306
00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:26,509
You call this a clean campaign?

307
00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:28,311
Politics 101, John.

308
00:13:28,345 --> 00:13:30,146
When you have limited resources,

309
00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:32,778
your best course of
action is to create a stir.

310
00:13:33,016 --> 00:13:34,884
It's exciting, it's fun.

311
00:13:34,918 --> 00:13:36,419
It's like that episode of Sunrise Bay

312
00:13:36,453 --> 00:13:38,120
when I stole my own baby.

313
00:13:38,155 --> 00:13:40,808
Moira, Sunrise Bay was a soap opera.

314
00:13:40,858 --> 00:13:42,680
Yes, and this is reality.

315
00:13:43,093 --> 00:13:45,531
Frankly, John, I'm
surprised at your naivety.

316
00:13:45,645 --> 00:13:47,906
Moira, you're misleading people!

317
00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:50,066
No, I'm building a mystery.

318
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,368
Voters will draw their own conclusions.

319
00:13:52,402 --> 00:13:54,874
I basically accused Roland

320
00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:57,540
of stealing your campaign signs.

321
00:13:57,574 --> 00:13:59,539
Well, then hopefully
you've learned something -

322
00:13:59,564 --> 00:14:02,233
you shouldn't make accusations
you can't substantiate.

323
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,555
- Moira...
- I'm not listening until you calm down.

324
00:14:11,699 --> 00:14:15,124
Okay, well, Blouse Barn Australia

325
00:14:15,159 --> 00:14:18,294
is willing to offer you
an additional $5,000.

326
00:14:18,329 --> 00:14:19,996
- Oh my God.
- Thank you.

327
00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:22,831
So if you'll just sign
here, I think we're good.

328
00:14:23,701 --> 00:14:24,889
I don't think we are.

329
00:14:25,446 --> 00:14:28,547
I have done some research
and I happen to know

330
00:14:28,572 --> 00:14:32,100
that your company pulled
in $100 million last year.

331
00:14:32,811 --> 00:14:33,736
Point being?

332
00:14:33,786 --> 00:14:36,864
Well, the point is, judging
by your bag and those shoes,

333
00:14:36,914 --> 00:14:38,248
Blouse Barn Australia is paying you

334
00:14:38,282 --> 00:14:39,749
quite a bit of money to come here

335
00:14:39,784 --> 00:14:42,885
and help us "switch over our signs."

336
00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:46,113
Bottom line, we're standing in your way

337
00:14:46,257 --> 00:14:49,226
and I don't think your
client will be very happy

338
00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:51,361
if you come home without
securing the rights to the name,

339
00:14:51,395 --> 00:14:52,963
especially considering you're expanding

340
00:14:52,997 --> 00:14:55,131
into 78 stores across North America.

341
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,351
And let's be honest,

342
00:14:56,401 --> 00:14:59,755
"Blouse House" doesn't have
quite the same ring to it.

343
00:15:00,304 --> 00:15:02,825
- Exactly!
- Angelica, please.

344
00:15:03,574 --> 00:15:06,255
This is the number that we are after.

345
00:15:11,449 --> 00:15:13,517
Now, if you'll excuse us,

346
00:15:13,551 --> 00:15:15,118
we have another meeting to get to.

347
00:15:15,153 --> 00:15:16,414
We're in our store.

348
00:15:16,595 --> 00:15:18,262
We await your reply.

349
00:15:25,889 --> 00:15:29,140
Moira, I felt bad about
what happened to your signs

350
00:15:29,165 --> 00:15:32,936
and so I had some of my
students make these for you.

351
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,355
Jocelyn!

352
00:15:34,405 --> 00:15:36,740
They're not as nice as the
black and white ones you had,

353
00:15:36,774 --> 00:15:38,513
but I thought that they might help.

354
00:15:38,943 --> 00:15:40,216
Very considerate.

355
00:15:41,046 --> 00:15:43,886
Though there's something you
and I still need to discuss.

356
00:15:44,049 --> 00:15:45,063
The signs.

357
00:15:46,552 --> 00:15:49,387
We both know that, in a heated campaign,

358
00:15:49,421 --> 00:15:51,723
one might use whatever resources one has

359
00:15:51,757 --> 00:15:54,126
- to gain advantage.
- Yes.

360
00:15:54,176 --> 00:15:57,677
Jocelyn, you have so many signs!

361
00:15:57,797 --> 00:15:59,465
I know. Roland got carried away

362
00:15:59,499 --> 00:16:00,899
and used his mayoral power

363
00:16:00,934 --> 00:16:02,853
to get people to put
more signs on their lawns.

364
00:16:02,903 --> 00:16:05,941
And I just... pretended
it wasn't happening.

365
00:16:06,422 --> 00:16:08,957
Roland forced constituents

366
00:16:08,982 --> 00:16:10,875
to put up signs through coercion?

367
00:16:10,925 --> 00:16:12,492
That's what we're talking about, right?

368
00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:13,884
Mm-hmm,
mm-hmm, yeah.

369
00:16:13,909 --> 00:16:16,777
I just was helping
you explain, so you...

370
00:16:16,918 --> 00:16:18,552
Because you seem so upset by it all.

371
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,211
I am upset.

372
00:16:20,254 --> 00:16:21,841
I don't like what this
campaign is doing to me.

373
00:16:21,891 --> 00:16:25,793
The other day, I called
another driver an effing moron.

374
00:16:25,828 --> 00:16:28,147
I didn't say the 'f' word,
but I said, 'effing, '

375
00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:29,797
and that is not me!

376
00:16:30,095 --> 00:16:32,830
Jocelyn, I don't think
it's exactly unethical

377
00:16:32,855 --> 00:16:35,811
to do questionable things
in the spirit of competition.

378
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:37,642
I'm dropping out of the campaign.

379
00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:39,958
- What?
- I'm barely sleeping,

380
00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:41,610
I can't get through an episode

381
00:16:41,645 --> 00:16:43,701
of "Masterchef Junior" without crying.

382
00:16:43,751 --> 00:16:46,019
We've both worked so hard for this.

383
00:16:46,044 --> 00:16:50,466
I know, and now I am giving it to you.

384
00:16:52,589 --> 00:16:54,614
Congratulations, Moira.

385
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,908
You are the new councilor for
the town of Schitt's Creek.

386
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:02,711
David, come on in!

387
00:17:02,736 --> 00:17:04,537
Here, have a seat.

388
00:17:06,738 --> 00:17:10,852
Lisa got back to me.
She dropped off a check.

389
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:13,595
It's a big check, David.

390
00:17:13,645 --> 00:17:14,694
Oh, thank God!

391
00:17:14,719 --> 00:17:17,348
It's a bit check!

392
00:17:17,382 --> 00:17:18,741
Oh...

393
00:17:18,766 --> 00:17:21,037
Um, you don't mean one of those
big lottery checks, right?

394
00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:22,454
- No.
- Okay.

395
00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:24,721
But you pulled it off!

396
00:17:25,387 --> 00:17:27,622
Um, thank you for trusting me.

397
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,525
Well, I wouldn't go that far.

398
00:17:29,986 --> 00:17:33,255
Okay. Um... I guess we
should get back to work.

399
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,089
I love your enthusiasm,

400
00:17:35,139 --> 00:17:38,070
but I think I'm going to take some time

401
00:17:38,104 --> 00:17:40,692
for my family, for me,

402
00:17:40,941 --> 00:17:42,505
and close the store.

403
00:17:42,632 --> 00:17:44,177
Oh, okay.

404
00:17:44,611 --> 00:17:48,086
But I appreciate all you've done,

405
00:17:48,622 --> 00:17:53,649
and I want you to have
this, you and Alexis.

406
00:17:53,674 --> 00:17:55,375
Well, Alexis didn't do that much.

407
00:17:55,529 --> 00:17:56,946
Oh, oh my God.

408
00:17:56,971 --> 00:18:00,547
And I hope this helps
get you on your feet.

409
00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:04,664
And do something
interesting. You always do.

410
00:18:04,736 --> 00:18:09,039
I... can't accept this.

411
00:18:14,409 --> 00:18:17,241
- Moira!
- John.

412
00:18:20,915 --> 00:18:23,655
I'm so excited to see the show.

413
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,256
I'm going to be on council.

414
00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:28,241
We'll, that's the
spirit. Positive thinking.

415
00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:31,161
I won! Jocelyn quit the election.

416
00:18:31,756 --> 00:18:33,190
What?

417
00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:35,050
She couldn't take it anymore.

418
00:18:35,075 --> 00:18:37,543
Well, think what you
can do in four years.

419
00:18:37,568 --> 00:18:40,404
Four years? No, no one said
anything about four years.

420
00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:43,213
And-and the thought of
working with Roland every day.

421
00:18:43,245 --> 00:18:44,310
I mean, that's...

422
00:18:44,335 --> 00:18:45,606
I wouldn't even think about that.

423
00:18:48,384 --> 00:18:52,036
Oh, John. What have I done?

424
00:18:52,147 --> 00:18:59,087
- ♪ 'Cuz tonight for the first time ♪
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

425
00:18:59,112 --> 00:19:00,488
- ♪ Just about half past ten ♪
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

426
00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:03,057
- ♪ For the first time in history
- ♪ Ahhhh ♪

427
00:19:03,092 --> 00:19:07,261
- ♪ it's gonna be raining men ♪
- ♪ dada-da-da-da-da-da-da bop! ♪

428
00:19:09,099 --> 00:19:10,200
So...

429
00:19:12,029 --> 00:19:14,797
$40,000?!

430
00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:16,419
Oh, that's a lot of money.

431
00:19:16,679 --> 00:19:19,414
Wow! Even divided
amongst the four of us.

432
00:19:19,439 --> 00:19:23,622
Divided? I'm the one who
negotiated all of this.

433
00:19:23,647 --> 00:19:25,223
Um, with my help, David.

434
00:19:25,273 --> 00:19:28,367
I believe I offered advice.

435
00:19:28,392 --> 00:19:32,061
You said Wendy should cave
and take the first offer.

436
00:19:32,086 --> 00:19:35,188
What you gave was the
opposite of advice.

437
00:19:35,213 --> 00:19:37,181
Okay, stop. This is good.

438
00:19:37,206 --> 00:19:40,375
This is the first real
money we've seen in a year.

439
00:19:41,024 --> 00:19:43,696
'Kay, I think we definitely
need to celebrate.

440
00:19:43,721 --> 00:19:45,889
Nothing big, just a little treat...

441
00:19:45,914 --> 00:19:48,485
Like a trip.

442
00:19:48,795 --> 00:19:52,878
Okay. I can't believe that
I'm the one to say this,

443
00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:56,946
but um... shouldn't we be s...

444
00:19:57,857 --> 00:20:01,202
Shouldn't we
be s-s-s...

445
00:20:01,252 --> 00:20:07,268
Should we be... Trying
to sa... save this?

446
00:20:07,318 --> 00:20:08,652
Isn't... Shouldn't we be saving...

447
00:20:08,686 --> 00:20:10,987
Putting this in a bank?

448
00:20:11,022 --> 00:20:13,189
Isn't that what people do?

449
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,585
Well, that's no fun.

450
00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:22,506
No... but probably best?

451
00:20:25,626 --> 00:20:27,394
Maybe we could do manicures.

452
00:20:27,419 --> 00:20:29,187
I could a manicure. The
three of us should go.

453
00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:31,079
- Yes!
- Long overdue.

454
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:33,038
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- Yay!

455
00:20:33,063 --> 00:20:34,706
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Just 'cause I do my own nails

456
00:20:34,756 --> 00:20:36,123
doesn't mean, you know, I wouldn't go...

457
00:20:36,148 --> 00:20:37,515
'Kay, they're just expensive

458
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,907
and you wouldn't really appreciate them.

459
00:20:38,932 --> 00:20:41,075
Oh yay, David! Yay!

460
00:20:47,434 --> 00:20:52,329
-- Corrected by ChrisKe --