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What are these sad print-outs?

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They're for a proposal I
plan on making to the family.

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And what kind of proposal
is this, Mr. Rose?

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Are the police auctioning
off crime scene vehicles?

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No, these are only examples,

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uh, for the proposal.

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I think it's time we invest in a car.

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I really don't see myself
driving any of these.

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Now, these are just examples.

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Yeah, I would rather drive a scooter.

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And we all know how
I feel about scooters,

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those... stupid helmets.

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All right, let's forget the print-outs.

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All right? I just think...

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we could use a car.

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Everyone has a car!

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Roland has a car, Bob has three cars.

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Stevie... has a car.

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I want a car!

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Does this site have boats?

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Okay, here's what I put together.

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- Is that a spreadsheet?
- Yes, yes, it is.

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And if you'd just let
me finish the pitch

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the way I planned it,

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things will be a lot more clear.

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Okay, well, I'm gonna need
the car on Friday nights.

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Absolutely not.

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Meaning that I would get it Saturday.

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We don't even have the car yet!

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Okay, we're just trying to
work within your schedule.

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Ohh! This is not your
best pitch, darling.

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I haven't even started the pitch, Moira!

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Okay, you know what?!

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I'm buying a car!

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End of story.

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Where are you going?

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Here.

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-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
-- Synced for Beloved  by the_foe --

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You know, really don't
have to go with me, Moira.

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Oh, I insist.

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This is a big decision,
and there's no reason

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it should rest solely
on your shoulders, dear.

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You know, I actually like buying cars.

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And you're very good at it.

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But, sometimes your choices...

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are less suited to a family's needs,

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and more suited to a
pony-tailed Lothario,

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cruising the Monte Carlo coast.

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Or like um, Vin Diesel.

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It's called style, people.

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And you're brimming with it, darling.

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But each of us is going to drive this,

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and a car says a lot about a person.

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Not that we can afford a
car that says a lot about us,

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We did decide to only budget $4,000...

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of... my money.

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You know, he's got a point there, honey.

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We can't be eating
into the family funds.

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Well, fault my over-zealousness,

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but I think I can... We can find

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a zippy little vintage
something on budget.

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Not dressed like that, you can't.

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You bought me this dress, David.

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I know!

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And it cost twice as much
as the car you wanna buy.

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No used car salesman
is gonna cut you a deal

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dressed in archival designer silk.

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You know, he's got a point there, honey.

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Yeah, says the moving
target in the Bespoke suit.

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Well, I'm not just gonna be
wearing a suit today, David.

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I've got a ball cap I can put on.

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- Oh!
- David's right.

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But you know what?
I could build an appropriate look...

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to mimic the trappings
of a workaday woman.

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And if you'll notice, David,

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- no cufflinks.
- Wow!

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I am blinded by the disenfranchisement.

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I wouldn't be surprised if
they just gave you the car.

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_

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Hey, sorry I'm late,

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there was very heavy foot
traffic on the way over.

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Do you mind putting these
in Mrs. Hertzman's file?

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Oh, hello!

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Who is this cool cat, and
what did he do with Ted?

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Very funny.

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Unfortunately, the
alternative isn't quite so...

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cool.

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Oh my God, what happened?

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Did you get in a bar fight?

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Uh, you know, I'd actually
prefer not to talk about it.

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Okay...

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Just for the sake of maintaining

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some professional boundaries.

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Yeah, okay, totally.

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You owe someone money.

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Alexis, I pay off my credit card bills

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two weeks in advance, what do you think?

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Okay, then why are you
being so weird about it?

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I'm not being weird... about it.

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You're entitled to keep
things private from me.

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Okay, fine.

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I know that they are for the animals,

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but I find that when I get tired,

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just one or two kind of help me focus.

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What are you talking about?!

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Anyway, um,

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secret or no weird secret,

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we've gotta cover that thing up.

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I hope you're not into contouring,

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'cause it's not really my thing.

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So the low energy bulbs you
installed in the bathroom,

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I'm finding the light to
be very harsh, and um...

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did someone die,

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or are we going through
like, a mid-life Goth phase?

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Someone died.

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Okay, I'm just finding
the bulbs to make my skin

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look very jaundice-y.

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My great aunt died.

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Okay, I can't tell if
we're still joking...

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- or not?
- I'm not.

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Okay, and now I can't
tell whether you're playing

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into the joke, or whether um...

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- you're telling the truth.
- She was 78.

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So you're not joking.

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Okay. Um, well first,
I'd like to apologize

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for everything I've said
since coming in here today.

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Why, you didn't kill her.

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I take it you weren't very close.

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I actually really liked her.

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I mean, she was a mess, but I liked her.

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That's probably why I liked her.

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Anyways, it turns out I'm
one of the few who did,

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because all of the
arrangements have fallen to me!

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Oh.

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Um, well if you...

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need hel...

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I'd like you to finish that sentence.

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Oh! Um, I am happy to help...

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you in this time of need.

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Thank you, as much as I appreciate

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your reluctant offer,

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I don't think you could handle it.

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This whole thing is super depressing.

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Okay, I think will be fine.

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So I am happy to help.

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That is what um, friends
say to each other, right?

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Yes, it is.

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Okay. Um...

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so I'm just gonna change
into my funeral blacks.

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And um, and meet you back here, then.

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Oh, sorry, we don't want any.

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I'm just joking. Come on in!

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No, I'm not!

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- Roland!
- Just let him in, Rollie!

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Come on in!

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Thank you.

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Entree vous, s'il vous plait.

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- Hi, Johnny.
- Jocelyn.

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Would you like to join
us for a game of cribbage?

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We play every day at lunch.

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That's right, and
Fridays, it's strip crib.

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Well, thank God it's not Friday.

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Well, we can pretend.

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Now, I'm not staying long,

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I just came by to borrow some clothes.

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Ah, okay.

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Honey, why don't you check your closet,

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and see if you got anything
that Johnny can fit into.

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Look, Moira and I are going
to a used car lot today,

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and I just need to appear more um...

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Official?

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Casual. Casual.

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You see, I've got a
closet full of suits,

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but uh, I don't wanna
be taken advantage of

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because I'm overdressed,
I need to look like

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I don't have money.

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But you don't have any money.

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Oh, I know I don't have any money,

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but I need to look
like I don't have money.

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Ohhhh, okay.

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Here's what I'm hearing you say,

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what you're saying is
you wanna dress like me,

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because I look like I
don't have any money!

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I think I misspoke.

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Well, that's what I
heard out of both ears,

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one of them works pretty well.

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I mean, anything that looks...

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um, hip! I need something hip.

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Hipper than these suits.
- Hip!

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Oh jeez, yeah!

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Now you're speaking my language!

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Hip we can do!

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What do you want, uh PVC,

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or a Hawaiian shirt?

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_

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Sorry about the mess.

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We're in the middle of a move.

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Now unfortunately,
we haven't quite found

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your Aunt Maureen's ashes,

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but, we know they're here somewhere.

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Okay, well, that's encouraging.

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The problem is they all
come in from the crematorium

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on the same day,

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and sometimes, they're not labeled.

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Oh?

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Is it possible someone
else picked them up?

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Unlikely.

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I see your great aunt has a sister.

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Yeah, they haven't spoken in 20 years.

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- And a step-son.
- He's in prison.

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- And a cousin.
- Who's also deceased.

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- What?
- I didn't know.

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That side of my family
has a bit of a reputation

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- for conflict.
- Okay.

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And philandering.

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- And fraud.
- Yeah...

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And gun-play.

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Well, I'm sure her remains will turn up.

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But we should talk
about urns for your aunt.

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We'll just get this one, I guess.

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Well, that's the shipping
tube we pack the urns in.

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Found them.

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They were on top of the microwave.

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Wonderful. Oh, that reminds me.

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Can you get us some
whitener for the coffees?

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Oh... what have I been using?

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Okay, I'm gonna put that down.

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And what about the service?

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Well, since it's just
gonna be us attending,

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I think we can do without.

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I see... now, I know
this may sound premature,

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but have the two of you
thought about the planning

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of your own funerals?

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Okay...

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I think we got what we came here for,

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so we-I think we can just...

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thank you so much.

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What?

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Well, if I squint,

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I feel like I'm seeing
your rough and rugged

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country cousin.

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Oh, and you feel confident

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you've hit the target with this?!

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I apprenticed costume
design under Stan LaCoulier.

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I'm sure he'd agree this toggery

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is the perfect tribute
to the common woman.

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Oh, John, look.

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It's our car!

249
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Well, Moira, let's not
pick the first car we see.

250
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No, before David was born!

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We bought a car just like this,

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don't you remember?

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Well, I don't remember
the "Everything Be Irie"

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bumper sticker.

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Oh no, it's perfect!

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- Hello!
- Moira!

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This car is $3,000 more than our budget.

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I'm a trained actor.

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A humble back story
will disabuse this man

260
00:10:42,704 --> 00:10:44,705
of any notion we're too patrician.

261
00:10:44,739 --> 00:10:46,073
Well, okay, but...

262
00:10:46,107 --> 00:10:48,363
let's start by losing
words like "patrician."

263
00:10:49,386 --> 00:10:50,878
Hey folks, how we doin' today?

264
00:10:50,927 --> 00:10:53,932
Oh, excited beyond compare!

265
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,817
Yes, especially with this
being our first ever purchase

266
00:10:56,851 --> 00:10:58,452
of an automobile.

267
00:10:58,486 --> 00:11:00,287
Yes, it's our first car,

268
00:11:00,322 --> 00:11:02,222
let's hope we can afford it.

269
00:11:02,257 --> 00:11:06,226
Yes, my poor 'usband,
lost his job recently

270
00:11:06,261 --> 00:11:08,062
as a tennis pro,

271
00:11:08,096 --> 00:11:10,497
yes, at a public resort, that is, yeah.

272
00:11:10,532 --> 00:11:12,666
Well, let's get you
folks settled inside,

273
00:11:12,701 --> 00:11:14,234
we'll see what we can do.

274
00:11:14,269 --> 00:11:15,636
Oh, thank you.

275
00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:17,237
It'll be nice to get off the streets,

276
00:11:17,272 --> 00:11:20,558
and be indoors for a change, yeah?

277
00:11:20,624 --> 00:11:22,125
- Moira...
- What?!

278
00:11:30,705 --> 00:11:33,446
The truth is...  that, um...

279
00:11:33,471 --> 00:11:35,383
We've-we've struggled with penury

280
00:11:35,408 --> 00:11:36,680
for quite some time now,

281
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,592
well, just two years ago, we were...

282
00:11:38,627 --> 00:11:40,327
practically 'omeless.

283
00:11:41,763 --> 00:11:43,449
Where are you two from?

284
00:11:43,758 --> 00:11:46,260
You know, I've been
wondering that myself.

285
00:11:46,334 --> 00:11:47,605
I'm from London,

286
00:11:47,630 --> 00:11:49,646
I was one of two identical twins.

287
00:11:49,671 --> 00:11:52,973
Tragically, I was snatched
from my crib at birth

288
00:11:53,008 --> 00:11:54,808
by Russian mobsters.

289
00:11:54,956 --> 00:11:57,277
Mhmm, they looked at my fair skin,

290
00:11:57,312 --> 00:11:58,779
and my dazzling eyes, and they said,

291
00:11:58,813 --> 00:12:00,681
we'll make a pretty penny on that one,

292
00:12:00,715 --> 00:12:02,949
on the human black market, we will.

293
00:12:03,785 --> 00:12:06,394
- And what about the twin?
- What's that, love?

294
00:12:06,777 --> 00:12:07,955
Well, if you're identical,

295
00:12:07,989 --> 00:12:09,390
I thought you'd both be valuable.

296
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:11,542
Yes, wouldn't you?

297
00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:13,548
She wasn't born yet.

298
00:12:13,895 --> 00:12:15,527
Yep, she wasn't born.

299
00:12:15,706 --> 00:12:17,197
'Til three minutes later,

300
00:12:17,232 --> 00:12:19,144
and the Bratva work very quickly.

301
00:12:22,128 --> 00:12:24,171
That is quite a story.

302
00:12:24,205 --> 00:12:26,659
Isn't it?

303
00:12:27,784 --> 00:12:31,587
Um, excuse me, I...
I'll be back in a moment.

304
00:12:35,924 --> 00:12:37,958
I think he's buying it!

305
00:12:38,179 --> 00:12:39,580
You think?

306
00:12:43,658 --> 00:12:45,025
Hey!

307
00:12:46,011 --> 00:12:47,828
These are for you.

308
00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,663
Oh, you didn't have to do that.

309
00:12:49,752 --> 00:12:51,729
Lisa dropped them off.

310
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,824
- Oh.
- Hey!

311
00:12:54,202 --> 00:12:57,171
- Don't be embarrassed.
- I'm not embarrassed.

312
00:12:57,205 --> 00:12:58,639
I know your little secret,

313
00:12:58,673 --> 00:13:00,251
and as your assistant
I will be discreet,

314
00:13:00,275 --> 00:13:02,276
- and professional.
- What?

315
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:03,721
No one's gonna know that you're having

316
00:13:03,745 --> 00:13:05,112
an adventurous little rendezvous

317
00:13:05,146 --> 00:13:06,814
with an apple-cheeked farm-woman!

318
00:13:06,848 --> 00:13:08,519
But that's not what happened!

319
00:13:09,517 --> 00:13:12,441
Wink.

320
00:13:12,854 --> 00:13:16,323
I was making a house
call to Lisa's farm,

321
00:13:16,357 --> 00:13:18,525
and got...

322
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,494
head-butted by her goat.

323
00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:24,331
Is that when one of you is on the floor,

324
00:13:24,365 --> 00:13:25,976
and then the other one
kind of just like hops...

325
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,355
No, uh...

326
00:13:27,736 --> 00:13:30,104
I was head-butted by an actual goat.

327
00:13:30,138 --> 00:13:31,605
And as a vet, that's not something

328
00:13:31,639 --> 00:13:33,040
that I want getting out,

329
00:13:33,074 --> 00:13:34,408
so please don't be thinking

330
00:13:34,442 --> 00:13:35,943
that this is something that it isn't.

331
00:13:35,977 --> 00:13:38,636
Okay. Sorry.

332
00:13:41,216 --> 00:13:42,964
Those are delicious, by the way.

333
00:13:43,933 --> 00:13:46,286
She practically begged me to try one.

334
00:13:46,321 --> 00:13:49,113
So... I did.

335
00:13:49,591 --> 00:13:51,722
And I also took a couple for David.

336
00:13:54,495 --> 00:13:56,730
Um, yeah, you're right,
this is a bit depressing.

337
00:13:56,765 --> 00:13:58,432
Are we sure this is the right place?

338
00:13:58,466 --> 00:13:59,733
She was very specific

339
00:13:59,768 --> 00:14:01,769
about where she wanted to be scattered.

340
00:14:01,803 --> 00:14:03,558
Um, so what are...

341
00:14:03,613 --> 00:14:05,472
where-how... Where should we do...

342
00:14:05,507 --> 00:14:07,207
Well, I don't want
people parking on her!

343
00:14:07,242 --> 00:14:09,464
- Okay.
- So...

344
00:14:09,925 --> 00:14:11,922
Maybe I could just put her
on the grass over there?

345
00:14:11,946 --> 00:14:13,316
Sure.

346
00:14:13,681 --> 00:14:16,016
Ooh, it smells like cigarettes.

347
00:14:16,050 --> 00:14:17,558
- Ohhh...
- Um...

348
00:14:17,786 --> 00:14:19,691
do we scatter it all, or do we...

349
00:14:20,021 --> 00:14:21,855
- save some for later?
- Later?!

350
00:14:21,890 --> 00:14:24,909
I don't know!

351
00:14:27,042 --> 00:14:28,762
This is gonna be me.

352
00:14:28,797 --> 00:14:30,697
Well, theoretically,
it's gonna be all of us.

353
00:14:30,732 --> 00:14:32,366
Um, although I'm
hoping that when I pass,

354
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,308
there'll be a little more fanfare.

355
00:14:34,629 --> 00:14:36,948
My great aunt worked at the motel.

356
00:14:37,305 --> 00:14:38,777
Front desk.

357
00:14:39,263 --> 00:14:41,488
- You never told me that.
- Yep.

358
00:14:42,477 --> 00:14:45,412
So I just need to take up palm reading,

359
00:14:45,446 --> 00:14:46,880
get a few cats,

360
00:14:46,915 --> 00:14:48,282
move to Saskatchewan.

361
00:14:48,316 --> 00:14:49,850
Well, a girl could dream.

362
00:14:52,821 --> 00:14:54,581
You are not your aunt!

363
00:14:55,056 --> 00:14:56,467
From what I've heard, I
wouldn't be friends with her,

364
00:14:56,491 --> 00:14:58,769
and I'm friends with you, so
that's one major difference.

365
00:14:59,794 --> 00:15:01,675
She made her decisions.

366
00:15:02,339 --> 00:15:03,530
And you're going to make yours,

367
00:15:03,565 --> 00:15:05,339
and they are going to be different.

368
00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:07,433
And they are going to be great.

369
00:15:08,933 --> 00:15:10,815
And if they're not,
I'll be sure to scatter

370
00:15:10,839 --> 00:15:11,990
your ashes in a much nicer parking lot.

371
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,518
I think I'm just gonna
start pouring, okay?

372
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:14,919
- Okay, so...
- Okay. Not here, though!

373
00:15:14,943 --> 00:15:17,189
Let's go just... over there.

374
00:15:17,214 --> 00:15:19,215
Thank you very much for waiting.

375
00:15:19,588 --> 00:15:21,215
- Oh.
- This is Sarah,

376
00:15:21,249 --> 00:15:23,117
this is my wife, and business partner.

377
00:15:23,151 --> 00:15:25,806
Oh hi, is everything okay?

378
00:15:25,987 --> 00:15:27,455
Well, I hope you can forgive me,

379
00:15:27,489 --> 00:15:30,442
but... I couldn't
help overhear your story.

380
00:15:30,892 --> 00:15:32,359
Oh yes, love,

381
00:15:32,394 --> 00:15:34,562
it's an inspiration to many, I'm sure.

382
00:15:34,596 --> 00:15:37,131
And it sounded so familiar.

383
00:15:37,251 --> 00:15:38,775
But then I remembered...

384
00:15:38,934 --> 00:15:40,801
"Sunrise Bay!"

385
00:15:40,836 --> 00:15:43,447
My wife was addicted to your show!

386
00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:45,639
Well, I find it's wonderful,

387
00:15:45,674 --> 00:15:47,541
but we don't have a television, so.

388
00:15:47,576 --> 00:15:50,588
- Moira...
- I remember when your twin showed up,

389
00:15:50,879 --> 00:15:53,647
and stabbed Armand with
her sharpened crutch.

390
00:15:53,682 --> 00:15:55,649
Okay, look folks, I'm really sorry,

391
00:15:55,684 --> 00:15:57,611
my wife was simply...

392
00:15:57,819 --> 00:15:59,587
trying to fictionalize

393
00:15:59,621 --> 00:16:01,722
our very real financial struggle.

394
00:16:01,756 --> 00:16:03,002
Okay, that was fun.

395
00:16:03,027 --> 00:16:04,535
There's no need to be embarrassed.

396
00:16:04,559 --> 00:16:07,161
We read all about...
what happened to you,

397
00:16:07,195 --> 00:16:09,396
- losing everything.
- It's heartbreaking.

398
00:16:09,431 --> 00:16:11,932
- We didn't lose everything.
- Well...

399
00:16:11,967 --> 00:16:13,634
Seeing you working so hard,

400
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,536
just to shave a few
bucks off that Lincoln,

401
00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:17,438
which... we could do.

402
00:16:17,472 --> 00:16:19,740
But now you're making
it sound like some...

403
00:16:19,774 --> 00:16:22,409
act of desperation, it
was simply just an act.

404
00:16:22,444 --> 00:16:24,912
Um Moira, they're just
trying to help us out

405
00:16:24,946 --> 00:16:26,881
by giving us a better price.

406
00:16:26,915 --> 00:16:28,282
Well, nonsense, dear,

407
00:16:28,316 --> 00:16:29,817
we can certainly pay full freight.

408
00:16:29,851 --> 00:16:32,586
You save that discount
for someone who needs it!

409
00:16:32,621 --> 00:16:34,154
Yes, okay. Dear, look.

410
00:16:34,189 --> 00:16:38,900
We really would appreciate
any financial assistance.

411
00:16:38,925 --> 00:16:41,095
Or perhaps we might
have to take our business

412
00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:44,231
to a dealership that
sells brand new cars.

413
00:16:44,266 --> 00:16:45,610
As you can see, we can't even afford

414
00:16:45,634 --> 00:16:47,291
her meds right now.

415
00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:50,486
I'll get the paperwork started.

416
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,345
Here we go, dear, here's the chair.

417
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,418
Hey, so I'm headed out,

418
00:17:04,452 --> 00:17:07,509
and I will drop off the flea
shampoo for Ms. Warner's cat.

419
00:17:07,956 --> 00:17:10,090
Sorry, what did Mrs. Warner say?

420
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:12,493
She called to ask if you
would drop off flea shampoo,

421
00:17:12,527 --> 00:17:14,138
and she also asked if
you would wash her cat,

422
00:17:14,162 --> 00:17:16,134
but I said that you were too busy.

423
00:17:17,098 --> 00:17:20,434
Oh. Y-yeah. Uh okay, you know what,

424
00:17:20,468 --> 00:17:22,803
- I got this.
- I'm happy to do it.

425
00:17:22,837 --> 00:17:25,873
Um... do we even have flea shampoo?

426
00:17:25,907 --> 00:17:27,808
Uh, it's fine, I-I'll do it.

427
00:17:27,842 --> 00:17:29,476
It's best if I do it.

428
00:17:29,511 --> 00:17:30,844
No, it's on my way home,

429
00:17:30,879 --> 00:17:33,275
and I rarely offer to
do things like this, so.

430
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,595
Heather Warner doesn't
actually have a cat.

431
00:17:39,561 --> 00:17:41,028
Ohhh.

432
00:17:41,289 --> 00:17:43,611
She like, thinks she has a cat?

433
00:17:44,059 --> 00:17:45,697
That's so sad.

434
00:17:46,127 --> 00:17:48,758
But I guess she is like
50, so that makes sense.

435
00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:50,838
Yep, she's 42.

436
00:17:50,865 --> 00:17:52,499
And she's not crazy.

437
00:17:54,399 --> 00:17:56,900
It's... code.

438
00:18:00,408 --> 00:18:03,711
I'm kind of seeing Heather,
and the flea shampoo is...

439
00:18:03,745 --> 00:18:05,112
A booty call?!

440
00:18:05,146 --> 00:18:06,914
Well, I'm not crazy
about the term, but...

441
00:18:06,948 --> 00:18:09,680
Ted, look at you, Little Sexy Susan!

442
00:18:09,705 --> 00:18:12,086
Okay, calling me "Susan"
kinda takes the sexy out of it.

443
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,497
But I'm glad we were
able to deal with this

444
00:18:13,521 --> 00:18:14,989
in a professional manner.

445
00:18:15,023 --> 00:18:17,191
Ted, say hi to her cat for me.

446
00:18:17,225 --> 00:18:19,760
That's too far, Alexis!

447
00:18:24,908 --> 00:18:26,767
To Maureen Budd,

448
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:31,166
and not following too
closely in her footsteps.

449
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:35,283
So we're drinking to me
not becoming an alcoholic?

450
00:18:35,493 --> 00:18:36,611
Mhmm.

451
00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:40,277
Off to a good start.

452
00:18:42,884 --> 00:18:45,119
Hi, I'm looking for Stevie Budd.

453
00:18:45,153 --> 00:18:47,354
- I'm her.
- Hi, we spoke on the phone,

454
00:18:47,389 --> 00:18:49,641
I'm Elaine, from West, Read and Healy.

455
00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:51,969
I have some personal effects
that were willed to you,

456
00:18:51,994 --> 00:18:54,658
- Oh...
- and some documents for you to sign.

457
00:18:54,887 --> 00:18:56,296
Thanks.

458
00:18:57,548 --> 00:18:59,082
Oh my God.

459
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:00,986
When did you have this photo taken?

460
00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:03,537
That's not me.

461
00:19:03,571 --> 00:19:04,775
That's Maureen.

462
00:19:06,318 --> 00:19:07,719
Mmm.

463
00:19:07,909 --> 00:19:09,945
Okay, well, just because you bear

464
00:19:09,970 --> 00:19:11,945
a vague physical resemblance,

465
00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:13,884
does not mean that you...

466
00:19:14,149 --> 00:19:17,618
will end up in an apartment
with newspaper for curtains.

467
00:19:17,652 --> 00:19:20,454
Okay, this is not going to be you.

468
00:19:21,456 --> 00:19:22,727
What is this?

469
00:19:23,091 --> 00:19:25,094
That is the deed to the motel.

470
00:19:26,046 --> 00:19:27,266
Sorry?

471
00:19:28,273 --> 00:19:30,922
Maureen Budd owned the motel.

472
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,008
You didn't tell me that.

473
00:19:33,535 --> 00:19:34,969
Nobody told me that.

474
00:19:35,003 --> 00:19:36,437
I mean, I knew it was in the family,

475
00:19:36,471 --> 00:19:38,617
but I didn't know she outright owned it.

476
00:19:40,423 --> 00:19:42,591
Was she of sound mind?

477
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,801
Uh well, according to her will,

478
00:19:44,826 --> 00:19:46,952
she wanted you to have it.

479
00:19:48,998 --> 00:19:51,066
Was she of sound mind?!

480
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,090
Okay, this still doesn't mean

481
00:19:56,124 --> 00:19:58,426
that you are going to
be anything like her!

482
00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:00,161
I mean sure, on the surface,

483
00:20:00,195 --> 00:20:02,997
it is a step in that
direction, but, you know,

484
00:20:03,031 --> 00:20:04,952
um, okay, you know what?

485
00:20:04,977 --> 00:20:06,934
- Let's clear some of this stuff.
- Yeah.

486
00:20:06,968 --> 00:20:09,070
Starting with the urn.

487
00:20:09,104 --> 00:20:11,352
And I'm-we're gonna just...

488
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:28,092
You look like a contestant
on "The Price Is Right."

489
00:20:28,431 --> 00:20:31,729
Well, it worked, because
the price was right.

490
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:33,798
How much did you pay for this?

491
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,199
David, it's not polite to ask

492
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,601
what you paid for something.

493
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,669
It says $7,250 right there.

494
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,171
Well, that's way over budget!

495
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:42,139
Well, that's not what we paid for it.

496
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,541
Well, what did you pay for it?!

497
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,243
$6,000 quid, love.

498
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:46,777
- Oh God!
- Thank you, Moira.

499
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,179
And it would've been a lot less,

500
00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:49,824
if your mother hadn't
talked them back up!

501
00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:51,883
You can't put a price on dignity.

502
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,017
Uh, tell that to your outfit.

503
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,252
This is your outfit.

504
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,055
- What?!
- Okay, look.

505
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,858
The important thing
is, we now have a car!

506
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,393
Is this a car for dead people?

507
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,395
No, it's not a hearse!

508
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,365
Look, this is a used
car, so it's not perfect.

509
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,901
Were all the other cars on fire, then?

510
00:21:13,365 --> 00:21:14,648
It's very big.

511
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:21,078
-- Corrected by ChrisKe --