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Well, what do you think
of the new wheels?

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Do you want my honest opinion?

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- Or...
- You got your wallet?

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Um, I have my debit card.

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And what about your license?

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- What about it?
- Do you have it?

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It's fine.

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It was a yes or no question.

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Okay, yes, it's fine.

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We're going up the street,
I don't need my license.

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David, we just insured the car,

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and you can't drive it unless
you have your license on you,

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so could you go get it, please?

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It's expired.

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- When did your license expire?!
- I don't know!

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Like, last month.

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Then you're not driving!

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Well, I drove the car yesterday!

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- Well, that's illegal, David!
- Argh!

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You need to go renew your license!

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Are you guys done with the car?

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No, we're just leaving.

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Okay, 'cause it looks
like you're getting out.

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We're changing seats because
David's license is expired.

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Oh no!

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And it took him like, 16
tries to get it last time.

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It didn't take me 16 tries!

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I failed the written test twice,

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and then took the
driving test, and passed!

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And then your learner's permit expired,

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and you had to do the
written test again,

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which you... failed.

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Oh, I remember this!

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You had to start from scratch,

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and you failed the
practical two more times.

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God! Moira: Oh, the poor thing
has crippling test anxiety.

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We all know that.

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Who has the keys? I need the car.

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Well, we're using the
car right now, sweetheart.

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David, would you drive your
mummy to Town Hall, please?

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He can't drive, his license is expired.

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Okay, I will drive.

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You got your wallet?

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It's fine.

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-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
-- The Foe is a sync guy (for Boba) --

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- Ugh!
- Oooh!

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So many boxes.

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And most of them are
filled with paperwork

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I have to go through,

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so I'm just hoping I contract
some deadly lung infection

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from the dust before I
have to open another one.

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Um well, I wouldn't
really worry about it,

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I managed several galleries,

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and never once looked
at the paperwork, so.

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It either all comes
together, or it doesn't.

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Ultimately.

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Did it ever come together?

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Um, I think we're getting sidetracked.

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The upside is that you
are your own boss now!

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Or I'm the owner of a very sad business

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with one under-performing employee.

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Okay, what I find helpful
when I get overwhelmed

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is actually taking a step away

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for like, 15 minutes to an hour,

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to um, to maybe two hours,

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and ah, helping... people.

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I feel like there's a request coming on.

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Mm, not so much a request,

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as it is an opportunity.

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I am looking for a very lucky person

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to drive me to my driver's test.

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Oh yeah, that's not
gonna happen right now.

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Um, I guess you're right.

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I should probably be helping you.

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I would love to run some errands,

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or you know, maybe pick something up,

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I just-I just need a
valid driver's license.

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The test is this afternoon.

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And I'm very anxious about it.

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And need a lift.

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Um... you know what?

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I don't think this
is a good time to ask.

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Hmm, that's really perceptive.

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Um, I'm gonna find someone
with a little more time...

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- on their hands.
- Okay.

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Okay...

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I don't know why you
didn't ask me first, David.

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I have my license in
seven different countries,

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And I have my "F" Class.

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Isn't that for transport trucks?!

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Yes, well, I had a
lot of people to move!

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Anyway, it's not a big deal.

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You just get in, you
do what they tell you,

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and then you get out.

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And wear your best hair perfume.

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Okay, I don't have hair perfume,

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and not all of us can flirt our way

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into getting a driver's license!

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Okay, you try parallel
parking in a burka, David.

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No amount of flirting
can get you out of that,

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trust me!

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Okay, the big difference is that nothing

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seems to give you anxiety,

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which is actually sort of concerning.

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Oh, that reminds me,

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can you hold the wheel for a second,

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- I need to check my phone.
- Oh my God!

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I'll tell you what's
not helping me right now!

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- This!
- Hey, relax, David.

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I once had a 7-year-old
drive me around Mumbai,

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so I'm pretty sure you're
cool to steer for a sec.

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- Ugh!
- Okay.

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Okay!

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Breaths!

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Breaths!

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Oh Stevie, I don't mean to bother you,

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but um, there's a leaky faucet

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in David and Alexis' bathroom.

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And this is a pressing issue for you?

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Well, it's just that when
you're in our bathroom,

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you can hear it clear as day,

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I mean, it's almost
like it's happening...

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in our bathroom.

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But it's not.

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So I'm just gonna finish this first.

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- Hi.
- And...

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Stevie, I'll need
your telephone, please.

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- Sure.
- Along with the number for a plumber.

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The faucet is dripping
in David and Alexis' room.

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It's exasperating,

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the incessant tap, tap, tap...

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Oh, it's so irritating, Stevie, it...

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But maybe this is uh...

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not a good time.

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Oh, boy troubles, no doubt.

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We don't want to intrude, dear,

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just when you can, plumber, please.

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Or get someone else to do it, Stevie,

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because... you are the owner now.

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Yeah!

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And I don't know what I'm doing!

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Oh! None of us do, dear!

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We're all just muddling
through, aren't we?

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I mean, look at John.

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Why look at me?!

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I'm saying, even someone with a history

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of wild success can experience
a downtick now and then.

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Well, I didn't realize
I had a downtick, Moira.

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Just, I don't know what to do,

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do I sell the motel?

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Sell the motel? No, no!

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No, no, that's not something
you should be thinking about.

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- Mmm!
- I mean, I can't keep it!

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Okay Stevie, allow me to get you a pill.

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It's going to make you
forget every last one

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of those irrational thoughts
for at least two days!

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Yes, and Stevie, if you
need any help at all,

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please, feel free to come by our room.

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Well, I'll be at work.

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But John will be there,

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implementing and strategizing.

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And honestly, the drip
is just uh, you know,

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a wish list project,
lowest of priorities.

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I'm-I just need a
minute, and I'll do it.

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- Sure, yes, of course.
- Oh, Stevie.

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Courage!

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Whoa!

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John, you don't really think
she'd sell the place, do you?

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It would not bode
well for us if she did.

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Okay, I'm gonna need you
to step out of the car

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for 20 minutes, so that I can
do my transcendental meditation

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before I fail this test.

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Okay, you are acting all
sorts of crazy right now.

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This honestly does not matter.

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Nobody cares.

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Uh, people care.

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I care, the driving
examiner person cares.

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No, he doesn't.

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Trust me, people aren't
thinking about you

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the way that you're thinking about you.

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What does that mean?

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You always over think everything,

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and that's why you fail all the time.

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Thank you, Alexis.

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Well, it's true!

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Okay, just because
everything falls in your lap,

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doesn't mean it falls
in everyone else's.

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What does?!

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- What?
- What falls in my lap?

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Stuff! Things. Opportunities.

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Things don't fall in my lap!

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Okay, I'm just saying,

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that you've always just gotten stuff,

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without realizing that other
people don't skate through life

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the same way you do.

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I don't skate through life David,

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I walk through life.

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In really nice shoes.

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And I'm sorry if that
rubs you the wrong way,

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but maybe if you could
just relax for a second,

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and stop worrying about everything,

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everything would be easier for you!

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And what I'm saying
is that things haven't

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been as easy for me as
they've been for you!

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Um, yes, they have!

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No, they haven't!

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And now I'm even more stressed out

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than when I got in the stupid car!

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Thank you very much
for your help, Alexis.

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Hey!

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I'm the one that's
supposed to be getting out

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of the stupid car, David!

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The driving man's coming!

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Oh my God!

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David?

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Nobody cares.

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- I got it!
- Okay!

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Hey, Stevie.

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Good news,

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I fixed the drip in David
and Alexis' bathroom,

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so you can check that off your list.

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Thank you.

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You know, to be honest
it's more a temporary fix,

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I put a sandwich bag over the faucet,

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and secured it with...

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an elastic.

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Oh okay, won't the drips...

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fill up the sandwich bag?

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Well, like I said, it's temporary,

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uh, but it might buy you a little time.

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A little.

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Ooh! A ledger?

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I haven't seen one of these in a while.

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Aha, well, at first glance,

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what you think of say,

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charging for late check outs?

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Yeah, again, that would assume

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that we had guests to check out.

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Well, there's a solution
to everything, Stevie,

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and when that idea comes,

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it's going to appear...

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so obvious.

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Well, I mean, I did
think that I could start

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charging full price to
the long term guests here.

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And sometimes it's the
second or third idea

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that's really the keeper.

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- Hey.
- Afternoon.

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Oh, Moira's in early.

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Oh, just catching up on my reading.

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Well, we'll leave you to it.

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Oh dear, that's a shame.

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That's a real shame!

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The old pulp mill in Elmdale, torn down.

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That reminds me, I gotta
check out the new pulp mill.

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I hear it's breathtaking.

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But surely the old
pulp mill had its charm,

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and it was an historic landmark.

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Where'd you find that article?!

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The old pulp mill closed
down what, two years ago?

260
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Well, it just makes one think,

261
00:11:15,726 --> 00:11:18,461
might there be a building
struggling in our town

262
00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:21,230
that could, with the
aid of municipal funds,

263
00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:23,390
avoid befalling a similar fate?

264
00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,307
Like the library.

265
00:11:25,569 --> 00:11:27,536
Gwen does all her internet stuff there,

266
00:11:27,571 --> 00:11:30,940
you know, she worries about
people tracing her IP address.

267
00:11:30,974 --> 00:11:34,110
I was thinking of
another worthy landmark,

268
00:11:34,144 --> 00:11:35,515
the motel.

269
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:39,315
Oh, that sounds like
more of a personal issue.

270
00:11:39,349 --> 00:11:41,672
Oh, it's very personal, for Stevie.

271
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,519
The poor thing is a wreck.

272
00:11:43,553 --> 00:11:46,336
Inheriting the motel,
feeling lost and alone.

273
00:11:46,556 --> 00:11:48,890
She even threatened to sell the place!

274
00:11:49,393 --> 00:11:51,460
A pitiable creature, that's what she is.

275
00:11:51,495 --> 00:11:54,330
John and I, we both
threw our arms around her,

276
00:11:54,364 --> 00:11:55,698
figuratively speaking,

277
00:11:55,732 --> 00:11:57,700
and we said, the people of this town,

278
00:11:57,734 --> 00:11:59,969
and Council in particular,

279
00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:02,905
will not let this
business go under, Stevie.

280
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,726
For your sake, Stevie!

281
00:12:04,969 --> 00:12:08,077
I thought you were
against giving town funds

282
00:12:08,111 --> 00:12:10,079
to heritage projects.

283
00:12:10,113 --> 00:12:12,782
Yeah, when we wanted to
restore the war memorial,

284
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,664
you said we should avoid taking sides.

285
00:12:16,225 --> 00:12:19,160
But this cause affects everyone.

286
00:12:19,523 --> 00:12:21,023
We all know, or are,

287
00:12:21,213 --> 00:12:23,347
people who live in the motel.

288
00:12:24,836 --> 00:12:28,464
In closing, I move that
we free up heritage funds

289
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:29,999
for the motel, effective immediately,

290
00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:31,562
all in favor, say Aye.

291
00:12:35,136 --> 00:12:36,536
Ronnie, you're with me?

292
00:12:36,561 --> 00:12:38,289
I see that you're scratching.

293
00:12:38,314 --> 00:12:39,815
Bob! You're making a note!

294
00:12:39,943 --> 00:12:42,645
Oh, just writing uh,
"visit new pulp mill."

295
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,280
Yeah, Roland got me thinking.

296
00:12:44,314 --> 00:12:45,715
I hear the floors are so clean,

297
00:12:45,749 --> 00:12:47,281
you can eat your lunch off them.

298
00:12:47,451 --> 00:12:49,285
I laid those floors.

299
00:13:03,213 --> 00:13:05,081
Okay, Derek.

300
00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:07,450
You are gonna make a turn up ahead.

301
00:13:07,484 --> 00:13:09,165
Uh, it's David.

302
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,421
Oh yep, sorry about that.

303
00:13:12,603 --> 00:13:14,234
Um, I just didn't want
you thinking you had gotten

304
00:13:14,258 --> 00:13:15,845
in the wrong car.

305
00:13:15,984 --> 00:13:17,752
- Rose, David?
- Yes.

306
00:13:18,908 --> 00:13:21,164
Sorry, it's been a long day.

307
00:13:22,228 --> 00:13:24,062
Um, so a left or a right?

308
00:13:25,498 --> 00:13:26,865
What?

309
00:13:26,899 --> 00:13:28,820
You said there's a turn coming up,

310
00:13:28,845 --> 00:13:31,136
do you want a left
turn, or a right turn?

311
00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:33,084
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a left.

312
00:13:33,118 --> 00:13:35,244
- Okay.
- But when I tell you to make a left.

313
00:13:36,078 --> 00:13:39,413
Okay. Um, can I ask you a question?

314
00:13:39,558 --> 00:13:42,860
Uh yep, failure to
signal will be counted.

315
00:13:43,104 --> 00:13:45,853
Um, how old are you?

316
00:13:46,565 --> 00:13:48,469
- Twenty-eight.
- Mhmm, and is this like,

317
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,634
what you would like to do for a career?

318
00:13:50,908 --> 00:13:53,704
Well, I uh, I DJ on the weekends.

319
00:13:53,739 --> 00:13:55,106
- Ah.
- Why?

320
00:13:56,908 --> 00:13:59,443
So you don't really care about this.

321
00:13:59,478 --> 00:14:00,778
Like, about me, in the car.

322
00:14:00,812 --> 00:14:02,515
I mean, you care in the
sense that it's your job,

323
00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:05,900
but you don't-you don't
care about this, do you?

324
00:14:06,251 --> 00:14:09,019
I've done like, eight of these today.

325
00:14:09,054 --> 00:14:10,595
Is that a problem?

326
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,627
No.

327
00:14:24,336 --> 00:14:26,971
Oh, there she is, back from council.

328
00:14:27,005 --> 00:14:28,372
Any chance of a bailout?

329
00:14:28,406 --> 00:14:30,541
I was very persuasive.

330
00:14:30,575 --> 00:14:32,409
And there were lots of questions,

331
00:14:32,444 --> 00:14:34,044
that shows engagement.

332
00:14:34,079 --> 00:14:36,914
Good, 'cause even with
just a little cash flow,

333
00:14:36,939 --> 00:14:39,583
I think Stevie can get
this motel back on its feet.

334
00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:41,652
- Excellent.
- Yes.

335
00:14:41,686 --> 00:14:43,453
And if she can get let's say,

336
00:14:43,478 --> 00:14:45,445
a volume discount on paper products,

337
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:47,625
or offer deals on last
minute bookings, then...

338
00:14:47,659 --> 00:14:49,927
Well, it sounds to me
like we may not even need

339
00:14:49,961 --> 00:14:52,029
those funds from Council.

340
00:14:52,212 --> 00:14:53,798
Oh, no, no, we need the funds,

341
00:14:53,832 --> 00:14:55,499
that's for sure, but I'm just saying,

342
00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:57,468
if she took some of my suggestions...

343
00:14:57,502 --> 00:14:58,775
Stop!

344
00:14:59,271 --> 00:15:01,472
I want to remember this moment.

345
00:15:01,506 --> 00:15:02,783
What moment?

346
00:15:02,808 --> 00:15:05,485
I haven't seen you this
excited in a very long time.

347
00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:07,344
No, I'm just thinking of Stevie,

348
00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:08,906
and... listen,

349
00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:10,820
how much money do you think
we can get from council?

350
00:15:10,849 --> 00:15:13,992
Well, now I'm wondering if that money

351
00:15:14,017 --> 00:15:15,920
might not just complicate things.

352
00:15:15,954 --> 00:15:18,989
Look how much you've achieved
with your back to the wall.

353
00:15:19,024 --> 00:15:21,047
Necessity drives invention,

354
00:15:21,072 --> 00:15:24,148
and far be it from me to
rob you of your necessity!

355
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,597
Well, I'm not thinking of
getting that involved, Moira,

356
00:15:26,631 --> 00:15:28,999
I'm just offering a bit of advice.

357
00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:30,868
You've been looking for a project, John.

358
00:15:30,902 --> 00:15:33,571
Well, not running a motel,
Moira, that's a commitment

359
00:15:33,605 --> 00:15:35,547
Or not! Go!

360
00:15:35,572 --> 00:15:37,107
Go tell Stevie of your decision.

361
00:15:37,142 --> 00:15:37,951
What decision?

362
00:15:37,976 --> 00:15:40,597
And I'll instruct Council
to save their largesse

363
00:15:40,622 --> 00:15:42,723
for a more worthy charity.

364
00:15:43,829 --> 00:15:45,349
You didn't get the money, did you?

365
00:15:45,383 --> 00:15:46,951
Go, John!

366
00:15:47,078 --> 00:15:49,379
Before the passion dies again!

367
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,808
So I assume you got your license,

368
00:16:00,832 --> 00:16:03,000
and you're not just
driving us home illegally.

369
00:16:03,034 --> 00:16:05,469
- I did.
- Good.

370
00:16:05,503 --> 00:16:07,137
I know.

371
00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:09,697
And how was your tester
guy, was he a monster?

372
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,637
He was fine.

373
00:16:12,978 --> 00:16:14,954
Slightly distracted.

374
00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:17,804
Transitioning to a career as a DJ,

375
00:16:17,829 --> 00:16:19,884
but apparently none of
the venues around here

376
00:16:19,918 --> 00:16:22,720
could handle his sound...

377
00:16:22,754 --> 00:16:24,622
See? I told you.

378
00:16:24,656 --> 00:16:26,390
He didn't care.

379
00:16:26,424 --> 00:16:28,225
You never trust me!

380
00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:30,327
- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't!

381
00:16:30,362 --> 00:16:31,829
Yes, I do.

382
00:16:31,863 --> 00:16:33,364
No, and you never take my advice.

383
00:16:33,398 --> 00:16:36,001
And I'm always the
last person you turn to.

384
00:16:36,201 --> 00:16:37,665
What do you want me to say?

385
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:40,414
Well like, what makes me
different than Stevie or Mom?

386
00:16:40,439 --> 00:16:42,072
You trust them with stuff.

387
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,502
Okay, you wanna talk trust?!

388
00:16:45,577 --> 00:16:47,221
Stevie and Mom weren't
running around the world

389
00:16:47,245 --> 00:16:49,570
for a decade and a half with random men,

390
00:16:49,595 --> 00:16:51,782
leaving me at home to wonder
whether they were okay!

391
00:16:51,816 --> 00:16:54,451
Well, I'm sorry for having fun, David.

392
00:16:54,486 --> 00:16:57,351
With a selection of very
confident international men.

393
00:16:57,376 --> 00:16:59,990
- But I was always okay.
- Were you?!

394
00:17:00,025 --> 00:17:01,967
Because I was the one at the consulate

395
00:17:01,992 --> 00:17:03,359
sending you temporary passports,

396
00:17:03,384 --> 00:17:05,634
and colored contacts lenses
whenever you needed them.

397
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:08,234
I was the one at home,

398
00:17:08,259 --> 00:17:10,901
not having fun because I was...

399
00:17:10,936 --> 00:17:15,000
constantly worried
which East Asian palace

400
00:17:15,025 --> 00:17:17,533
Alexis was being held
hostage in this week.

401
00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:19,553
Not Mom and Dad.

402
00:17:20,341 --> 00:17:21,708
Me!

403
00:17:22,638 --> 00:17:24,643
Well, you didn't have to worry about me.

404
00:17:25,030 --> 00:17:26,664
Well, I did.

405
00:17:39,845 --> 00:17:41,375
As your realtor I would take pictures,

406
00:17:41,399 --> 00:17:42,766
arrange viewings,

407
00:17:42,808 --> 00:17:44,642
dress each room with
complimentary baskets

408
00:17:44,669 --> 00:17:46,303
of plastic foods.

409
00:17:46,338 --> 00:17:47,871
Okay, and if we're going to do this,

410
00:17:47,906 --> 00:17:49,840
what would the timeline be like?

411
00:17:49,874 --> 00:17:52,393
The sooner the better, I
have my camera in the car.

412
00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:54,040
What's going on?

413
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,180
Ray and I are just discussing...

414
00:17:56,214 --> 00:17:57,674
Selling the motel.

415
00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:00,484
I have to weigh all
the options, Mr. Rose.

416
00:18:00,651 --> 00:18:03,057
Yeah, I thought we talked about this?

417
00:18:03,621 --> 00:18:04,729
Ray came to me.

418
00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:07,557
There's never been a
better time to sell a motel.

419
00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:10,383
It's a terrible time to sell this motel.

420
00:18:10,408 --> 00:18:12,541
Either way, in reality,

421
00:18:12,566 --> 00:18:14,719
it's always best to tell the
client what they want to hear.

422
00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:17,914
Yeah, but I think
selling is not necessarily

423
00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:20,504
the best way to solve a problem.

424
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,084
Maybe we should discuss
this at a later date,

425
00:18:23,108 --> 00:18:25,815
or um, when Mr. Rose has left the room.

426
00:18:25,977 --> 00:18:27,852
Well, I'm not leaving,

427
00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:29,513
and Stevie's not selling.

428
00:18:29,752 --> 00:18:31,115
I might be selling.

429
00:18:31,149 --> 00:18:33,650
I-I can't do this on my own, so.

430
00:18:33,685 --> 00:18:37,026
Well, maybe not on your own, but um...

431
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,502
what if you had a partner?

432
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,826
Stevie, as your agent,

433
00:18:42,861 --> 00:18:45,391
I would advise against
partnering with somebody

434
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,031
who has no capital,

435
00:18:47,065 --> 00:18:49,833
no contacts, no industry experience.

436
00:18:49,868 --> 00:18:51,946
Well, thank you, Ray, but
I did run a big corporation,

437
00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:55,174
and I'm perfectly
capable of handling this.

438
00:18:55,407 --> 00:18:57,508
And I think it's...

439
00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,209
something I wanna do.

440
00:18:59,244 --> 00:19:02,346
Oh well, this is all very exciting.

441
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:05,315
However, if any of this
falls through for any reason,

442
00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:06,750
perhaps one of the ones I mentioned,

443
00:19:06,785 --> 00:19:09,182
then... do give me a call.

444
00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:10,955
Well, Stevie's not selling.

445
00:19:11,595 --> 00:19:13,529
- Here's my card.
- Yeah. Okay.

446
00:19:17,151 --> 00:19:19,396
You don't have to do this, Mr. Rose.

447
00:19:19,431 --> 00:19:21,219
Well, it's not charity, Stevie.

448
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,466
I mean...

449
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,134
I'll take a percentage of the profits,

450
00:19:24,169 --> 00:19:26,737
if and when this place ever sees any.

451
00:19:27,002 --> 00:19:28,526
You're actually serious?

452
00:19:29,136 --> 00:19:31,955
I'm getting more serious by the second.

453
00:19:32,710 --> 00:19:35,550
Any help you need,
accounting, sales, marketing...

454
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,942
Plumbing?

455
00:19:37,705 --> 00:19:40,150
Plumbing, yes, it might keep
me away from the books, but...

456
00:19:40,185 --> 00:19:42,653
Oh, thank you so much!

457
00:19:44,089 --> 00:19:45,456
Oh! I'm sorry.

458
00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:47,072
Oh my gosh.

459
00:19:55,526 --> 00:19:57,893
Yeah I just feel like the
whole session was rushed

460
00:19:57,918 --> 00:19:59,352
Like, there was no back lighting,

461
00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:00,543
or emotional direction.

462
00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:02,793
Nobody likes their driver's
license photo, David.

463
00:20:02,818 --> 00:20:05,053
Okay yeah, I was just hoping
I would get some options.

464
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,246
- Well...
- Ohhh!

465
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,030
It's done.

466
00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:09,306
Have you been in
there the whole time?!

467
00:20:09,331 --> 00:20:10,999
The sink doesn't fix itself.

468
00:20:11,024 --> 00:20:12,958
Moira? Kids?

469
00:20:12,983 --> 00:20:14,350
Check it out.

470
00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:18,652
Ugh.

471
00:20:24,646 --> 00:20:27,181
Okay kids, give it a spin.

472
00:20:28,817 --> 00:20:30,217
Ahem.

473
00:20:36,793 --> 00:20:38,724
You changed it so that the hot water

474
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:39,980
comes out of the cold water tap?

475
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:41,605
No, I fixed the drip.

476
00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:44,629
- Now, turn it off.
- What are we all looking at?

477
00:20:44,654 --> 00:20:46,410
Um, Dad messed up our tap.

478
00:20:46,435 --> 00:20:48,558
No, I fixed the drip.
Turn it off, honey.

479
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,137
It's getting hotter.

480
00:20:50,162 --> 00:20:51,460
Okay well, turn it
the other way, then.

481
00:20:51,485 --> 00:20:52,012
Turn it off!

482
00:20:52,037 --> 00:20:54,172
Ow! Ow! It's burning my hand now!

483
00:20:54,197 --> 00:20:56,472
- I see steam, John.
- Okay, well, how do you turn it off?

484
00:20:56,497 --> 00:20:58,574
- It's a tap, just turn it off!
- I turned it off!

485
00:20:58,599 --> 00:21:00,367
Good! Good!

486
00:21:01,075 --> 00:21:03,509
See? No drip.

487
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,651
I'm gonna go.

488
00:21:10,676 --> 00:21:12,077
Ow!

489
00:21:17,602 --> 00:21:21,070
-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
Schitt's Creek - S03E04 - Driving Test