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Hi.

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Hi.

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Um, your agent called; do
you have any safety pins?

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My agent?

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Which one?

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I think the assistant
said her name was Jennifer?

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Ginnifer? Or Jennifer with a "G?"

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There's more than one!

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They sent you an email.

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Is it a job?

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I don't know, do I look like Ginnifer?!

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David, your inability
to retain information

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that doesn't directly pertain to you

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might actually require
medical attention!

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Are they sending a script?

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David there's nothing here but...

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"hot singles in my area."

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No, wait, wait.

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David, it's an audition
for a feature film!

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Well, that sounds promising.

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"Attractive and spunky
forty-something female."

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In my sleep!

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"Respected ornithologist
Dr. Clara Mandrake,"

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in the psychological thriller,
"The Crows Have Eyes... Two."

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It's a sequel, that's good.

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It must mean the first
one was a big success.

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I've never heard of it.

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Well, they want me
to put myself on tape.

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David, do you still have that camera?

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Go get it, please!

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And a drop cloth.

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And a ring light.

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I could probably prop my
phone against some books.

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And so it begins again.

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-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
-- Sunced by the_foe for KochAsia --

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Good morning.

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I'd like to book some rooms, please.

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Oh, well, that's wonderful.

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Good... good.

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Um, is there a problem?

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Uh no, no problem.

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I can certainly handle this.

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My associate usually works the computer,

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But uh...

45
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let's get you booked.

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I'd like to book three rooms.

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Three rooms?

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Okay...

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Now will that be uh, three...

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separate uh, bookings?

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You see, there's a
conference over in Elmdale,

52
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and I was hoping to use
the motel as a kind of a...

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breakout space to conduct
my own business out of,

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for the next two days.

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During the afternoons.

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Okay, we seem to be...

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having a bit of a problem
with the system here,

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but not to worry.

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Are you new at this?

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Ish.

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Well, not to complicate
things for you even more,

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um, Johnny, but...

63
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I would love if we
could work out some kind

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of a discounted deal,

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seeing as we're not
gonna be needing the rooms

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during the evenings.

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Okay, um... tell you what.

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Why don't I go to a fresh...

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page here,

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and we'll get this done.

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Lickety-split, okay.

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- So...
- I would love to pay cash.

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Whew!

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Even better.

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From what I understand it's between me,

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and one other actress.

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Congratulations, Mrs. Rose!

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Who's the other actress?

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- Well, they haven't found her yet.
- Oh.

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But if all goes according to plan,

81
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they'll be flying me
out for a screen test!

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Moira, I was just thinking about you!

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Well, thank you.

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What if we switched parts?

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- Switch parts?
- For the duet next week.

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Oh Jocelyn, the duet.

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I must apologize,

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there seems to have
been a change of plans.

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Moira's gonna be in a movie!

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- A movie?
- Well...

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I'm sure you've seen
"The Crows Have Eyes."

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This would be the
second in the franchise.

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- Wow.
- Mhmm.

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I have never heard of
it, but congratulations.

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Thank you.

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Shame about the duet, though.

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Yeah, we were gonna have a
pretty incredible audience

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for the performance next week.

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Big tour group coming through, so...

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Then you'll cut the number.

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No, I don't think that's
a possibility, actually.

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Twyla, what if you took Moira's part

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for the duet next week?

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I would be honored!

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God, it'd be such big shoes to fill.

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No, Twyla, no.

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No deprecatory mocking.

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One must champion oneself and say,

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I am ready for this!

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Otherwise, the pressure
could be crippling.

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Look at this filth!

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"Community center adds ramp."

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No, this.

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He says the comma's a typo,

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but it has run that way
three years in a row!

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Who is this person?

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He looks like if Ricky Martin
and Mark Consuelos had a baby.

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It's the competition,
and he's selling his body

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to get clients, it's disgusting!

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You could probably take
just as sexy a photo

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if you wanted to.

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I could definitely take just a...

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I don't want to.

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Let me ask you this question.

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Why should the person who is
performing surgery on your pet

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have to have a six pack?!

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- You have a six pack.
- That's not the point!

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And... it's not a full six yet,

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That's why I'm shredding right now.

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I don't know, it looks like
a pretty smart campaign to me.

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If he wants to sell sex,

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then he should just get a
job down at the Dude Cave!

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He'd make more money than being a vet!

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Um, what's the Dude Cave?

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It's the all male strip
club outside of town.

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My cousin Dwayne works
there; he drives a Corvette.

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Okay...

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Listen, you might wanna
think about spicing up

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your approach a little bit.

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The bottom line is that
I did not go to med school

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just to exploit innocent puppies

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as a cover for my extreme vanity!

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But people love extreme vanity!

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And they love puppies,

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so you have to give them
at least one of the two.

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I don't know.

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Oh! What about the bunnies
that we have up for adoption?

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We can set up like, a little bunny cam,

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and stream it live from our clinic.

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That is very popular with
people who hate their jobs,

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or are in loveless marriages.

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Are those the people
we wanna be targeting?

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Well, it's free marketing,

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and you can find little homes

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for those little bunnies
that don't have any houses.

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Fine!

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But if those bunnies feel
exploited even a little bit,

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- I am pulling the plug!
- Yes.

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Honeypea.

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Okay...

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this is really taking me back.

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Okay David, I'll need
you to count me in.

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Okay, um, from what?

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Start from five,

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you leave out the two, and the one.

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Okay, why?

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Because it's my process.

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Okay. Um...

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Five, four...

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One.

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Look what you've done!

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Look at it!

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Lying there, lifeless.

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Yet, in its eyes,

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I see darkness.

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It's just a crow, Mrs. Mandrake.

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Dr. Mandrake.

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And you must be kidding yourself

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if you don't think more are not coming.

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They always do.

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They're watching you, Gareth.

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The crows have eyes.

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And you better not look them in it.

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Uh, it-it's just a flock
of crows, Dr. Mandrake.

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What's the worst that can happen?

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Oh, you'll see!

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And it's not a flock, my dear boy...

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it's a murder.

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Yes, I said murder.

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Gareth, murder!

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Sorry, um, this is...

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just one big rip off of "The Birds!"

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This is about crows!

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It's much more specific!

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And the dialogue!

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"Look, they've taken Clara!"

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"Where are they carrying her to, Clara?"

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Are there two Claras?!

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It's a common name.

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Yeah, the next scene takes place

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in a large bird's nest.

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Rarely is the material of quality,

203
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the challenge is to
lift it off the page.

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And I think part of the problem, David,

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is that I'm getting nothing from you.

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It's like working off a corpse.

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I actually think you
do play off a corpse

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in the next scene, and...

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if I'm being perfectly honest,

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this is all playing a bit big.

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Hmph! Big.

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- Yeah.
- And would that be a note?

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A note, coming from my son?!

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Who I carried for almost
a full seven months,

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to an actress who has been short-listed

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for more than seven major

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made for television motion pictures?

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The script is nothing more
than a jumping off point.

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Oh, okay.

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Let's take it again,
I'll count myself in.

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Five, four, three, two...

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Great news!

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Your new partner just
booked three rooms,

224
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before you even got in this morning.

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Wow.

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Ha!

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Three rooms, two days,

228
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"afternoons only, Trish."

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What's afternoons only?

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Well, I gave her a discount,

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because she's only using
the rooms during the day.

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So you're renting our
rooms by the hour?!

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We haven't had a guest in four days!

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What are they using the rooms for?

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Well, she didn't say,

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Just conducting her
business out of them.

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Right, and you know what that means.

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- No.
- Yeah.

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No, I-I don't believe you.

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Let me guess, this has something to do

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with the accountants conference?

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Yes.

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No, no, you're mistaken.

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Stevie, she would've
disclosed that information

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if that were the case!

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- Really?
- No...

247
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But look, if it makes
you feel any better,

248
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we'll go and check it out.

249
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But when it turns out I'm right,

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and it's just a group
of business professionals

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decompressing for a few hours,

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during a... long day at a regional
accountants' conference,

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then I expect a full apology.

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You don't hear it, when
you say it like that?

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I hear it a bit.

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♪

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- Hi.
- Come look at this,

258
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look at the bunnies!

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Oh...

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Cute!

261
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This isn't one of those
animal rights viral videos

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where the bunnies go through

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a meat processor in the end, is it?

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Ew, no, David.

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I set this up to get people
to visit Ted's website.

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Poor thing is, like, out of it

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when it comes to selling himself.

268
00:11:02,924 --> 00:11:05,492
There are 200 people
watching this, David!

269
00:11:05,527 --> 00:11:07,628
That's like, double
your Instagram followers.

270
00:11:07,662 --> 00:11:11,031
Okay, my account is private, thanks.

271
00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:12,269
Mhmm...

272
00:11:14,035 --> 00:11:15,369
There's Ted.

273
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,198
Yeah, sometimes he comes in and out.

274
00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:21,839
Um...

275
00:11:22,544 --> 00:11:24,417
Ted is taking his clothes off.

276
00:11:24,713 --> 00:11:26,113
You wish, David.

277
00:11:26,147 --> 00:11:30,441
No, Ted is getting naked on your webcam!

278
00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:33,509
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

279
00:11:33,534 --> 00:11:36,156
I emailed our entire client
list about this, David!

280
00:11:36,276 --> 00:11:38,315
I emailed his parents!

281
00:11:38,593 --> 00:11:42,292
I'm obsessed with this.

282
00:11:44,343 --> 00:11:46,573
This is incredible!

283
00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,434
No, no, no, no, no, no!

284
00:11:55,877 --> 00:11:57,737
- Ted looks good.
- Yeah, he does.

285
00:11:57,946 --> 00:12:00,861
- David, he looks really good.
- Okay, that's gross.

286
00:12:01,716 --> 00:12:03,784
Okay, so...

287
00:12:05,186 --> 00:12:07,414
David!

288
00:12:15,432 --> 00:12:17,033
<i>Oh, hi.</i>

289
00:12:17,525 --> 00:12:21,180
Hi. Uh, I and my associate,

290
00:12:21,205 --> 00:12:23,673
just wanted to... come
by and check on you,

291
00:12:23,698 --> 00:12:28,392
and see how you're enjoying
your... multiple room stay?

292
00:12:28,828 --> 00:12:31,563
Oh, we're doing just fine, thank you.

293
00:12:31,721 --> 00:12:33,389
Good, good, good.

294
00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:36,525
Because we've heard through
the rumor mill that um...

295
00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:39,762
there have been some
unannounced visitors

296
00:12:39,796 --> 00:12:42,698
staying in the rooms we rented you.

297
00:12:42,732 --> 00:12:45,732
Visitors who may be engaging in mature,

298
00:12:45,757 --> 00:12:48,980
if not... adult activities.

299
00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:49,986
And?

300
00:12:50,011 --> 00:12:53,588
And that's something we didn't discuss.

301
00:12:54,744 --> 00:12:56,178
Miss, if I were to tell you...

302
00:12:56,213 --> 00:12:57,613
Oh no, no, I got it immediately,

303
00:12:57,647 --> 00:12:59,014
and I wasn't even there, so.

304
00:12:59,049 --> 00:13:00,349
Okay, well unfortunately,

305
00:13:00,383 --> 00:13:02,918
we're gonna have to
ask you to shut it down.

306
00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:06,286
Oh, you have nothing to
worry about, Mr. Rose.

307
00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:08,090
We're a very high-end operation,

308
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:10,497
and very discreet.

309
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:14,697
Besides, people are
making love in these rooms,

310
00:13:14,731 --> 00:13:16,265
whether they rent by the day,

311
00:13:16,299 --> 00:13:18,134
the week, or the hour.

312
00:13:19,819 --> 00:13:21,453
Yeah...

313
00:13:21,872 --> 00:13:23,591
Yeah, well...

314
00:13:24,815 --> 00:13:26,149
Point taken.

315
00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:28,601
Wow.

316
00:13:41,158 --> 00:13:42,491
Hey, you know, I've tried to add

317
00:13:42,526 --> 00:13:43,903
an extra half hour to my morning run,

318
00:13:43,928 --> 00:13:45,896
but my body just isn't having it.

319
00:13:45,929 --> 00:13:48,430
- Well, you look great.
- Thanks.

320
00:13:48,465 --> 00:13:50,566
Um, about the bunny cam...

321
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,301
I know, it's a huge hit!

322
00:13:52,335 --> 00:13:53,946
We've gotten like nine
new customers overnight!

323
00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:55,348
And some of them don't even have pets,

324
00:13:55,372 --> 00:13:56,816
they just want to discuss whether or not

325
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:57,935
they should get a pet.

326
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,927
Ted, the camera can see you.

327
00:14:01,528 --> 00:14:03,212
Okay, so should I like,

328
00:14:03,246 --> 00:14:04,647
wave or something, next time?

329
00:14:04,681 --> 00:14:07,552
Nope, the camera can see you...

330
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,907
like, after your run.

331
00:14:12,064 --> 00:14:13,431
Oh.

332
00:14:18,645 --> 00:14:20,906
Oh no, why didn't you tell
me the camera could see me

333
00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:22,298
when I get back from my runs?!

334
00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:23,395
I just noticed!

335
00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:25,077
Actually, David noticed
first last night,

336
00:14:25,101 --> 00:14:27,803
but that's exactly when
there is a huge spike

337
00:14:27,837 --> 00:14:29,171
in the website.

338
00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:32,044
- I'm worse than Dr. Miguel!
- No, you didn't know!

339
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:34,143
Although there was a moment last night,

340
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,345
where it looked like
you might have known,

341
00:14:36,379 --> 00:14:37,980
and you were doing this like,

342
00:14:38,014 --> 00:14:39,615
- thing with your hips.
- Alexis!

343
00:14:39,649 --> 00:14:41,684
No, I know, of course you didn't know.

344
00:14:41,718 --> 00:14:43,052
Of course!

345
00:14:43,086 --> 00:14:45,763
Um, don't worry, I'm gonna
take it down right now.

346
00:14:47,475 --> 00:14:48,809
W-Wait.

347
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:52,161
You said you saw a spike
in the website views?

348
00:14:52,729 --> 00:14:55,197
People were very concerned
as to whether or not

349
00:14:55,232 --> 00:14:57,566
you would get your
pants on successfully.

350
00:14:59,081 --> 00:15:00,515
Well...

351
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:04,006
who's to say that
people weren't watching

352
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,395
for the bunnies?

353
00:15:05,976 --> 00:15:08,427
I am, that's what I'm saying.

354
00:15:09,045 --> 00:15:12,927
I feel that until
these guys are adopted,

355
00:15:13,383 --> 00:15:15,261
we can't take it down,
that'd be bad for business,

356
00:15:15,285 --> 00:15:16,895
for the bunnies' sake.

357
00:15:17,187 --> 00:15:20,044
I'll just have to be
more careful next time.

358
00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:22,358
Um hello, who are you,

359
00:15:22,392 --> 00:15:24,560
and what did you do
with Theodore Mullins?

360
00:15:24,594 --> 00:15:25,995
Well, what can I say,

361
00:15:26,029 --> 00:15:27,880
sometimes I like to live dangerously.

362
00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:31,130
While still respecting
my personal boundaries.

363
00:15:31,768 --> 00:15:33,335
Yes.

364
00:15:35,053 --> 00:15:36,513
David!

365
00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:40,958
So what is it?

366
00:15:41,544 --> 00:15:42,911
- It's an email.
- Mhmm!

367
00:15:42,946 --> 00:15:44,323
Subject line, "The Crows Have Eyes II."

368
00:15:44,347 --> 00:15:46,148
- Mhmm.
- And?

369
00:15:46,182 --> 00:15:48,884
I don't know, I'd like
you to read it, please.

370
00:15:55,148 --> 00:15:56,989
- You booked it.
- Ohhhh!

371
00:15:57,014 --> 00:15:59,794
David! I did?

372
00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:01,664
What'd they say about me?

373
00:16:01,698 --> 00:16:02,903
They need you to sign the contract!

374
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,476
Well, that's standard!

375
00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:05,868
What are the terms?

376
00:16:05,902 --> 00:16:08,037
Ooh, it's filming in Bosnia!

377
00:16:08,071 --> 00:16:09,905
Um, in a city that I don't,

378
00:16:09,939 --> 00:16:11,307
I don't know the name of the city,

379
00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:12,852
I can't pronounce it,
a lot of consonants.

380
00:16:12,876 --> 00:16:14,442
I did not know that.

381
00:16:14,577 --> 00:16:16,386
But I've always loved
shooting on location,

382
00:16:16,411 --> 00:16:18,489
it allows one to focus on the work.

383
00:16:18,682 --> 00:16:21,450
Hmm, it's being released in Bosnia,

384
00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:23,044
Croatia,

385
00:16:23,253 --> 00:16:24,653
Herzegovina.

386
00:16:24,688 --> 00:16:26,739
Before opening internationally!

387
00:16:27,524 --> 00:16:29,278
You have to fly yourself there?

388
00:16:30,283 --> 00:16:32,351
Mmm, that doesn't sound right.

389
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,275
Ooh, accommodation is covered.

390
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,767
Thank God!

391
00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:40,075
You'll be put up with a local family.

392
00:16:42,872 --> 00:16:44,673
Close to the set?

393
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,278
They're paying you scale.

394
00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:49,011
But it'll be in Baltic currency,

395
00:16:49,045 --> 00:16:50,479
do you want me to keep going?

396
00:16:50,513 --> 00:16:52,448
No, read to yourself.

397
00:16:53,850 --> 00:16:55,919
- There's a death waiver?!
- Ohh!

398
00:16:56,953 --> 00:16:57,870
You can close the computer.

399
00:16:57,895 --> 00:16:59,191
Yeah, but we haven't
even gotten to the section

400
00:16:59,216 --> 00:17:00,322
on bird safety yet!

401
00:17:00,357 --> 00:17:01,778
Shut it! Now.

402
00:17:07,256 --> 00:17:08,623
What if...

403
00:17:11,346 --> 00:17:12,435
Hmm.

404
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:13,958
No, thank you.

405
00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:23,412
Have a nice rest of the day.

406
00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:29,651
Hey Johnny, wow!

407
00:17:29,686 --> 00:17:31,253
This place is hopping!

408
00:17:31,287 --> 00:17:33,455
Yeah, well, it's uh,
it's been a busy week.

409
00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:35,424
Uh huh, you know, I gotta tell you,

410
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,559
when I first heard that
Stevie was hitching her wagon

411
00:17:37,594 --> 00:17:38,994
to your cart,

412
00:17:39,028 --> 00:17:40,373
the first thing that
came into my mind was,

413
00:17:40,397 --> 00:17:41,661
whoooa, Nelly!

414
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,027
That horse is in big trouble.

415
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,968
A convoluted metaphor, but um...

416
00:17:46,002 --> 00:17:47,513
But I've gotta say,
you've proven me wrong,

417
00:17:47,537 --> 00:17:50,060
I mean, obviously, you're
doing something right here.

418
00:17:52,308 --> 00:17:53,709
Yeah, well, once again,

419
00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:55,110
thanks for coming by, Roland.

420
00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:56,879
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Johnny, look.

421
00:17:56,913 --> 00:17:58,280
I know it makes you uncomfortable

422
00:17:58,314 --> 00:18:01,435
when somebody gets real... with you,

423
00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:04,530
but could we just have one
minute when I compliment you,

424
00:18:04,554 --> 00:18:05,888
and you don't go all,

425
00:18:05,922 --> 00:18:07,389
"Ooh Roland, my generation,

426
00:18:07,424 --> 00:18:09,358
we don't talk about our feelings,

427
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:12,027
we keep 'em all rawrrr inside!"

428
00:18:12,061 --> 00:18:13,829
Yeah well, that's not
it, but once again,

429
00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:15,330
thanks for coming by.

430
00:18:15,365 --> 00:18:16,732
Hey, one of you guys Ken?

431
00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:18,495
Ken? No.

432
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:19,768
Hi.

433
00:18:19,803 --> 00:18:22,567
I'm Roland, Roland Schitt, mayor.

434
00:18:22,739 --> 00:18:24,740
- Roland Schitt.
- Kitty.

435
00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:26,675
Kitty, how are you?

436
00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:29,244
Are you enjoying your stay in our town?

437
00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:31,747
- It's been really good, Mhmm.
- Oh...

438
00:18:31,772 --> 00:18:32,802
Hmm.

439
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:35,099
So Roland look, why don't
we head down to the office,

440
00:18:35,124 --> 00:18:37,473
if we uh, wanna chat.

441
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,669
Who's Ken?

442
00:18:38,694 --> 00:18:41,099
Well, Ken is probably her husband.

443
00:18:41,124 --> 00:18:43,591
Uh huh, and she doesn't
know what he looks like?

444
00:18:44,227 --> 00:18:47,075
- Gentlemen.
- Uhhh...

445
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,078
Ah.

446
00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:52,334
- Excuse me.
- You betcha.

447
00:18:53,747 --> 00:18:56,672
Oh, Johnny.

448
00:18:56,706 --> 00:18:59,435
Well, I see why you've
had such a great week.

449
00:19:00,009 --> 00:19:02,010
Okay, I don't know what you're implying,

450
00:19:02,045 --> 00:19:04,146
But I don't like your tone.

451
00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:05,547
Johnny, please.

452
00:19:05,582 --> 00:19:07,526
This little operation has
been on the council's radar

453
00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:08,951
for quite a while now,

454
00:19:08,985 --> 00:19:11,186
And I'm sorry, but that
was no Sunday school teacher

455
00:19:11,221 --> 00:19:12,821
coming outta here!

456
00:19:12,856 --> 00:19:14,790
Okay look, this whole
thing was a mistake.

457
00:19:14,824 --> 00:19:16,225
This whole thing!

458
00:19:16,259 --> 00:19:17,593
But I'm working on it,

459
00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:19,595
I'm working to shut it down, quickly.

460
00:19:19,629 --> 00:19:21,427
Well, I'm really happy to hear that,

461
00:19:21,481 --> 00:19:23,175
because I would hate to have
to assert my mayoral authority

462
00:19:23,199 --> 00:19:24,666
in a situation like this, yes?

463
00:19:24,701 --> 00:19:27,703
Yeah, and nobody wants to
avoid that more than me.

464
00:19:27,737 --> 00:19:29,278
Good, okay.

465
00:19:29,303 --> 00:19:30,873
Well, you know what, I'm
glad I helped you fix your uh,

466
00:19:30,907 --> 00:19:32,575
broken moral compass.

467
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,731
Well, there's nothing wrong
with my moral compass, but...

468
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,155
All right, well, why
don't we tell Kitty that?

469
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:43,778
Ah, I'd love to see that!

470
00:19:46,135 --> 00:19:48,135
So, I was thinking for the chorus...

471
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,456
- Yeah?
- We could sway,

472
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:51,415
like we're actually
islands in the stream.

473
00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:52,970
Oh yeah, that's good.

474
00:19:52,995 --> 00:19:54,667
Hi, I'm here!

475
00:19:54,754 --> 00:19:57,556
Moira, what about your big movie?

476
00:19:57,590 --> 00:19:59,325
Oh that, they're still hounding me,

477
00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:02,628
but... I took a moment to stop and think

478
00:20:02,662 --> 00:20:05,097
about what is really important in life,

479
00:20:05,131 --> 00:20:08,769
and while the Bosnian
Riviera is a majestic locale,

480
00:20:09,536 --> 00:20:12,814
it can't hold a candle
to singing... with you

481
00:20:12,839 --> 00:20:14,974
wonderful working women here,

482
00:20:15,008 --> 00:20:17,097
in our makeshift rehearsal studio.

483
00:20:17,122 --> 00:20:18,589
Well, I'm flattered,

484
00:20:18,778 --> 00:20:22,181
but Twyla's been working
on your part for the duet,

485
00:20:22,215 --> 00:20:23,949
and I really don't
think that that would be

486
00:20:23,984 --> 00:20:26,218
in the spirit of things
to take that from her.

487
00:20:26,252 --> 00:20:28,550
But the song was my idea, Jocelyn.

488
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,674
John and I made David to that song,

489
00:20:31,699 --> 00:20:33,268
in Positano.

490
00:20:33,293 --> 00:20:35,995
Hey, why don't we just
show you how we're doing,

491
00:20:36,029 --> 00:20:38,998
and you can offer up
some professional advice,

492
00:20:39,032 --> 00:20:40,144
for now.

493
00:20:40,829 --> 00:20:42,262
Okay.

494
00:20:49,436 --> 00:20:52,371
♪ From one lover to another ♪

495
00:20:52,396 --> 00:20:54,330
♪ Uh huh

496
00:20:54,547 --> 00:20:56,048
♪ Islands in the stream

497
00:20:57,484 --> 00:20:58,995
♪ That is what we are ♪

498
00:20:59,019 --> 00:21:00,352
♪ K-H-E-O-K! ♪

499
00:21:00,387 --> 00:21:03,055
♪ No one in between ♪

500
00:21:03,089 --> 00:21:04,656
♪ How can we be wrong ♪

501
00:21:08,195 --> 00:21:09,572
♪ Sail away with me
to another world ♪

502
00:21:11,273 --> 00:21:14,109
♪ We'll be lying with
each other, uh huh ♪

503
00:21:14,134 --> 00:21:15,501
♪ Uh huh ♪

504
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:20,359
-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
-- Schitt's Creek - S03E05 - Rooms by the Hour --