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Okay, Jazzigals,

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let's gather in for a warm up!

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Okay!

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Oh, before we start,

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I just wanna warn everybody,

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there is a murderer on the loose.

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- In this town.
- Uh-oh.

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So heads up, eyes peeled, guys.

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Twyla, are you all right?

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I will be...

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if I can get a few friends
together this weekend

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to catch this murderer.

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Until then, it shall remain a mystery!

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Oh, I think I know where this is going!

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It's my murder mystery
party this weekend.

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Oh, I see!

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Sorry if I scared anyone.

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I was scared you weren't gonna

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to have it this year!

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John and I used to attend
"Eyes Wide Shut" parties

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at the Castros'.

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Though... I'm guessing
your evening's activities

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might be somewhat different.

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I don't know,

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it can get pretty wild.

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Oh yeah, you never know
how the evening's gonna end!

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Or when!

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Well, John and I would love to help you

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ensnare this maniac,

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but we have plans this Saturday night.

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Oh well, the party's actually Friday.

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I had a 50/50 chance there.

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So you can come?

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Oh, I would be pleased to RSVP as...

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pending.

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Just uh, as soon as I double check,

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and circle back.

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Mhmm.

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Oh, this is gonna be so great!

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-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
-- Synced by the_foe (for DzejPi) --

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1:00 P.M., terrific.

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Yeah, looking forward.

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Bye.

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Did somebody book a room?

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Even better, someone might book a room.

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How is that better?

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A lot of people might book
a room if this goes through.

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Okay, but you're still
using the word "might."

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That was the Elm Glen Golf Club.

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They wanna put together
a package with us.

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A weekend of golf,

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and a stay at a luxurious motel.

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What motel is that?

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I'm gonna let them
work out the verbiage,

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but the upshot is this,

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on a $250 dollar package,

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a cool $40 goes into our pockets.

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That sounds like a better deal for them.

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Well, it's all about
building bridges, Stevie.

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But here's the thing,

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even if this deal falls through,

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we still get an afternoon
on a golf course!

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"We?"

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This is a big day for us, Stevie!

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You know it's been three years

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since I've played a round of golf?

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Yeah, um... golf's not really my thing.

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Except there was this
one point in high school

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where I got this haircut
that everyone said

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made me look like I was in the LPGA.

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Well listen, I'm sure you could use

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an afternoon outdoors, okay?

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Think of it as a
team-building exercise.

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Okay.

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I might even let you drive the cart.

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- Can you drink on the cart?
- Yeah.

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Well, I will get the
"back in 15 minutes" sign.

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Well, it's gonna take
longer than 15 minutes.

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You have to give people hope.

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So, Mrs. Rose,

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I don't mean to pressure you,

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but I am anxious to know...

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Understandably, yes,
BLT please, no bread.

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Oh, I meant if you were coming

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to the murder mystery party.

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Oh that, yes.

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Yes, you are?

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It's just that it's the
end of the week Twyla,

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so that's always chockablock.

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And then there are the kids...

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Well, both of them,

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David, Alexis.

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Well, I know you're busy,
I was just-I don't know,

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I was just hoping you'd
bring a little something

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to the party.

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A touch of celebrity, perhaps.

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- I was actually thinking bagel bites.
- Ah!

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Did I mention it was a potluck?

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Oh, you most certainly did not.

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Well, I would ask someone else,

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it's just that uh, so
far no one is coming.

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No one's coming to your party?

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Well, in fairness, the party
is still a few hours away.

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And some people did say
that if another thing

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that's supposed to
happen doesn't happen,

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then they might be able to come,

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so, that's good.

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So as of now you have no
one on your guest list?

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Well, I shouldn't have said no one,

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My mom will come.

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And she'll probably bring
whoever she's dating.

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And he'll most likely
bring some younger friend.

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Twyla, this is unacceptable!

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There are myriad tactics to
boost numbers at your party!

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Well, you start by comping
a few influential guests.

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You'd be shocked at how many
celebrities show up to a thing

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with the promise of a free Wagyu slider.

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I-I'm not charging anyone,
this is just for fun.

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Oh, this is worse than I assumed!

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How about a signature cocktail?

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I hadn't thought of that.

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- Okay, shouldn't you be...
- Oh, yeah.

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Okay, we're going to
start with follow-up.

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You secure your VIP list,

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and you work your way down from there.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Where's Stevie?

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Um, I don't know, but she
will be back in 15 minutes.

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What are you doing?

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I'm just checking the mail.

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Did you know you can still get mail?

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Yes, I know about mail.

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No, but I'm talking
about like, mail, mail.

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Like a little man in a uniform,

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with his satchel full of letters,

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traveling door to door.

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Um, that's a mailman.

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And he comes to your house, you pay him,

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and he gives you your stuff.

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I think it's free delivery, David.

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- I don't think so...
- Mmm!

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How far into the 15
minutes do you think we are?

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Okay, don't take this the wrong way,

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but you've just been kind of
hanging around a lot lately,

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- which isn't a bad thing,
- Mhmm...

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but it's also not a good thing.

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Yeah, um...

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it's just that the town only
has so many ex-boyfriends

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to hand out secretary work.

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Um, first of all, David,

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- I'm an assistant, not a secretary,
- Oh.

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And second of all, Ted
is not my ex-boyfriend,

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he is ex-fiance.

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And I'll have you know,

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that I might not be an
assistant for much longer.

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What is this?

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- It's Elmdale College.
- Ooh.

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Ted and I have been
talking about me doing like,

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an accounting course,

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or an office management course,

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but I think I can maybe
broaden my horizons a bit.

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You've circled "Stars and Cosmology?"

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Oh yeah, I thought
it said "Cosmetology."

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Ugh!

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Can I just... for a sec?

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Here is Jocelyn's visor,

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and her glove.

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Oh, uh, I don't think
I'm gonna be playing,

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but thanks.

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Okay, you know what, just
in case you change your mind,

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why don't I show you a few pointers?

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I can do it right here on Johnny.

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Oh, I don't think so.

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I mean, a few pointers couldn't hurt.

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- Oh, I-I don't think that necessary.
- Here, come on, Jonathan.

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- Okay, whoa.
- Come on down.

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Right there, let me see your stance,

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what do you got goin' here?

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Well, the set up is
very important, Stevie.

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Uh, legs so far apart,

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- knees slightly bent.
- Ooh!

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Make sure you're nice and
balanced over the ball.

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Yeah, woo!

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Johnny, I gotta tell you,
you have a sensational stance.

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Well, I've been golfing
for 30 years, Roland.

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Wow, I like that.

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There's one thing I don't like about it,

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and let me show it to you.

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I don't think I was asking.

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Well, I think it's better
that we show Stevie,

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than just talk about it, don't you?

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Right, okay, so just first off,

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spread your legs just a little
wider, if you would, for me.

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- All right.
- There, see, Stevie?

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They've gotta be like, sort
of even with the shoulders,

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and if you would just
pop the old tush...

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Just go, Bam!

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That's it, and now
loosen up a little bit.

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- Okay.
- Yeah!

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All right, you know what,
Roland, I think...

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I should be showing you,

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because I don't really think you know

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what you're... doing.

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- Yes, right.
- Okay now, grip, very important.

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- Yeah?
- Are you using the Vargon grip?

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I'm using La Va Grande.

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Are you watching this, Stevie?

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Yeah, this is just a
little hard to understand,

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so I want a record of it.

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- Okay, delete that, please!
- Can I get a copy of that?

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Yeah.

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- Oh hi, Moira.
- Hi.

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I thought that Roland
might still be here.

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No, it seems our mayor
is keeping summer hours.

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Gotcha.

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Jocelyn...

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it's really good to
see you out and about.

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Yes, I was starting to worry.

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- Why?
- Well, I happened to be chatting

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with our dear little Twyla
about her party tonight,

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and she mentioned that
you have yet to RSVP?

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And I thought, that's
not the Jocelyn I know.

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What must've felled her?

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I'm fine, here's the thing.

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These parties are not great.

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Last year it went until 3 am,

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And Twyla just wandered around
kind of winking at everybody,

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until she realized she
hadn't picked a murderer.

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And then the year before
there were three murderers,

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and one of them
actually robbed the cafe!

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Well, I hear this year is
going to be very different.

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Twyla apparently sought counsel.

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Expect thoughtful party favors,

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themed cocktails,

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first class catering.

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I thought it was a potluck?

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You, Jocelyn, are the mayor's wife,

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you are the self-appointed
leader of the Jazzigals,

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and most importantly,

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Twyla worships you.

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- She does?
- Yes.

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This party has real momentum now.

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And with you attached,

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it's no less than a
snowball gathering speed,

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picking up bodies as it rolls downhill.

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- And that's good?
- Very good.

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Well, I guess I could talk
to the other Jazzigals.

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I just wish I hadn't thrown
out that flapper dress

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from Halloween last year.

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- Oh!
- Spread the word!

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Be the snowball.

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Be the snowball!

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Okay, it's just that I misplaced

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my high school diploma
when we lost our house.

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No, I wish it was a flood.

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Okay well, chasing down the paperwork

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seems like a lot of work.

258
00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:06,896
No, I know that...

259
00:10:06,921 --> 00:10:08,598
I know that your courses
require a lot of work,

260
00:10:08,623 --> 00:10:11,498
I'm just... what if it was a flood?

261
00:10:12,943 --> 00:10:15,378
Okay fine, I will call you
back with the paperwork, thanks.

262
00:10:16,914 --> 00:10:18,648
Um, what's going on?

263
00:10:18,682 --> 00:10:20,683
Are you looking at courses now?

264
00:10:20,718 --> 00:10:22,685
Um, I'm just putting some feelers out.

265
00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,487
A lot of people have encouraged me

266
00:10:24,522 --> 00:10:27,023
to build on the skills I
acquired as creative director

267
00:10:27,057 --> 00:10:28,992
of the Blouse Barn, so.

268
00:10:29,026 --> 00:10:30,360
Like who?

269
00:10:30,394 --> 00:10:32,115
I thought it could be good for me.

270
00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:35,298
Okay, well, this is
sort of my thing, though.

271
00:10:35,332 --> 00:10:37,267
I really don't think
you can claim education

272
00:10:37,301 --> 00:10:38,835
as your thing,

273
00:10:38,869 --> 00:10:41,204
and I don't even think I'll
be able to take those courses,

274
00:10:41,238 --> 00:10:42,906
because the stupid people at the college

275
00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:44,974
wouldn't just take my word
for it when I told them

276
00:10:45,009 --> 00:10:46,998
that I had a high school diploma.

277
00:10:47,378 --> 00:10:48,945
But why do you need it, though?

278
00:10:48,979 --> 00:10:50,880
To prove that I graduated high school.

279
00:10:50,915 --> 00:10:52,425
Well, it's not like
they're gonna be like,

280
00:10:52,449 --> 00:10:54,512
"oh, you don't have
your high school diploma,

281
00:10:54,537 --> 00:10:56,419
you can't come to our college."

282
00:10:56,453 --> 00:10:58,421
That's almost word for word

283
00:10:58,455 --> 00:11:00,271
what they just said to me on the phone.

284
00:11:03,326 --> 00:11:04,460
Well...

285
00:11:04,495 --> 00:11:06,154
I just don't think I
have that kind of time.

286
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,668
- Okay, what are you doing?
- Reorganizing my knits!

287
00:11:24,615 --> 00:11:25,949
- Oh, there they are.
- Oh.

288
00:11:25,983 --> 00:11:27,517
Mr. Rose, Ms. Budd.

289
00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:29,752
Yes, please call me Johnny.

290
00:11:29,787 --> 00:11:32,396
Always nice to put a face to the name.

291
00:11:32,927 --> 00:11:35,391
Oh, I see you two came
dressed for the occasion.

292
00:11:35,426 --> 00:11:36,993
Always ready.

293
00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:39,562
- I like your visor.
- Thanks, it's new.

294
00:11:39,597 --> 00:11:42,332
So I hear there's quite a few
new developments at your motel.

295
00:11:42,366 --> 00:11:43,733
Uh, we'd love to hear about them,

296
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:45,662
why don't we have a seat?

297
00:11:47,099 --> 00:11:49,639
Oh, you wanna have the meeting inside?

298
00:11:49,673 --> 00:11:51,505
On a day like this?

299
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,712
Sorry, did you think
we'd be playing a round?

300
00:11:53,737 --> 00:11:56,288
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

301
00:11:56,313 --> 00:11:59,182
We-we had a meeting
earlier at another club,

302
00:11:59,216 --> 00:12:01,884
and they wanted us to
test drive the course,

303
00:12:01,919 --> 00:12:04,354
so... we're in the attire.

304
00:12:04,388 --> 00:12:06,789
Oh, where were you playing?

305
00:12:08,216 --> 00:12:11,584
Uh, we were playing at um...

306
00:12:12,138 --> 00:12:13,830
it was what course, Stevie?

307
00:12:13,864 --> 00:12:15,265
It was down the road.

308
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,933
Uh, Maple...

309
00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:19,702
- Grove?
- Grove, Maple Grove.

310
00:12:19,737 --> 00:12:21,070
Maple Grove?

311
00:12:22,255 --> 00:12:23,873
No, I don't know that one.

312
00:12:23,907 --> 00:12:26,242
Oh, really? It's a beautiful course.

313
00:12:26,277 --> 00:12:29,380
Very exclusive, uh, but it is set...

314
00:12:29,713 --> 00:12:31,447
way back off the road, it's...

315
00:12:31,482 --> 00:12:33,093
Which might explain
why you've never seen

316
00:12:33,117 --> 00:12:35,318
- or heard of it.
- Yeah.

317
00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:46,937
So every room will have wi-fi,

318
00:12:46,962 --> 00:12:48,363
and upgraded beds,

319
00:12:48,397 --> 00:12:51,617
Uh, working toilets,
which probably sounds like

320
00:12:51,642 --> 00:12:53,709
something I don't need
to mention but you know,

321
00:12:53,744 --> 00:12:54,845
just covering all the bases.

322
00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:56,204
Well, that sounds great.

323
00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:58,461
Well, it's just that um...

324
00:12:59,131 --> 00:13:01,733
We've been talking to
the Elmington Moto-Lodge,

325
00:13:01,767 --> 00:13:04,357
and they've got coin
laundry, and a Jacuzzi.

326
00:13:05,604 --> 00:13:08,773
Well, we can certainly put in a Jacuzzi.

327
00:13:08,808 --> 00:13:12,302
Yeah, Jacuzzis are very
popular with our golfers.

328
00:13:13,037 --> 00:13:14,913
Well, as an avid golfer myself,

329
00:13:14,947 --> 00:13:17,215
I can tell you that when
you buy a golf package,

330
00:13:17,545 --> 00:13:20,351
you don't necessarily want
to spend the entire weekend

331
00:13:20,386 --> 00:13:21,986
sitting in your room.

332
00:13:23,038 --> 00:13:24,552
Well, thanks for coming by.

333
00:13:24,577 --> 00:13:27,630
And definitely let us know
when you've got that Jacuzzi.

334
00:13:28,228 --> 00:13:30,596
Yes, we uh, we will.

335
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:36,724
I guess that's all,
that's it now, thanks.

336
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:40,047
Yeah, well, listen, it's uh still early,

337
00:13:40,072 --> 00:13:42,904
do you guys have any
other plans this afternoon?

338
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,524
We have another meeting.

339
00:13:45,778 --> 00:13:48,546
Oh well, you know what they say,

340
00:13:48,581 --> 00:13:49,818
too much work...

341
00:13:51,235 --> 00:13:52,795
- Well, thanks for coming in.
- Okay.

342
00:13:53,927 --> 00:13:56,529
You go on ahead, I'm just
gonna go use the restroom.

343
00:13:56,554 --> 00:14:00,505
Oh sure, might as well
use some of the amenities.

344
00:14:09,158 --> 00:14:10,491
Hey.

345
00:14:11,748 --> 00:14:13,915
Um, you know those courses
we were talking about?

346
00:14:13,939 --> 00:14:15,707
Oh yeah, I thought
that data management one

347
00:14:15,741 --> 00:14:17,152
looked like it might be good for you.

348
00:14:17,176 --> 00:14:18,877
Mhmm, yeah, I had the same thought,

349
00:14:18,911 --> 00:14:21,346
but when I looked into it,
all the courses were full.

350
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:22,757
And then the courses that weren't full

351
00:14:22,781 --> 00:14:24,149
conflicted with each other,

352
00:14:24,183 --> 00:14:25,568
and then everything just canceled out.

353
00:14:26,123 --> 00:14:27,596
Alexis, if you don't
wanna take the course,

354
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:29,099
you don't have to take the course.

355
00:14:29,179 --> 00:14:32,648
No, there were courses that
did look very interesting.

356
00:14:32,852 --> 00:14:34,887
Um, it's just kind of complicated.

357
00:14:34,986 --> 00:14:37,154
Yeah, but it's so worth it.

358
00:14:37,258 --> 00:14:39,660
Sometimes I wish I
could go back to college.

359
00:14:39,765 --> 00:14:41,990
Pub nights, frisbee in the quad...

360
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,654
- Hmm!
- Late night hacky sack.

361
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:44,510
Mhmm.

362
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,185
We got some serious
sack circles going.

363
00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:47,944
Oh, so many sex circles.

364
00:14:47,969 --> 00:14:50,337
Sack. Hacky sack.

365
00:14:50,505 --> 00:14:52,177
We always hoped they'd lead to sex,

366
00:14:52,211 --> 00:14:54,546
but... still.

367
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:56,481
College, so crazy.

368
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,396
So crazy.

369
00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:00,558
Um...

370
00:15:04,349 --> 00:15:05,966
Okay, the thing is...

371
00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:07,926
I can't go to college,

372
00:15:07,951 --> 00:15:09,123
yet.

373
00:15:10,097 --> 00:15:12,298
Because I didn't finish high school.

374
00:15:12,513 --> 00:15:14,132
- Oh.
- I know.

375
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,710
It's so embarrassing, and
I never should've taken

376
00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:17,115
that semester off.

377
00:15:17,403 --> 00:15:19,237
But I did meet Beyonce in Mykonos,

378
00:15:19,271 --> 00:15:21,039
so it was almost worth it.

379
00:15:21,073 --> 00:15:22,407
Didn't you say on your resume

380
00:15:22,441 --> 00:15:24,373
that you did four years at UCLA?

381
00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,578
Yes... technically,

382
00:15:26,612 --> 00:15:29,247
if you consider Bel Air
an extension of the campus,

383
00:15:29,281 --> 00:15:30,818
which everybody does.

384
00:15:35,694 --> 00:15:37,685
This might sound crazy,

385
00:15:38,591 --> 00:15:41,360
but I almost think I
should finish high school.

386
00:15:41,385 --> 00:15:43,920
That... doesn't sound crazy at all.

387
00:15:43,956 --> 00:15:45,790
And truth be told,

388
00:15:45,815 --> 00:15:48,201
it took me a minute to
finish high school myself.

389
00:15:49,201 --> 00:15:51,046
You're only saying that
to make me feel better.

390
00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:53,081
No, no, me and some friends,
we just got in a car,

391
00:15:53,105 --> 00:15:55,099
- and took off.
- Really?

392
00:15:55,124 --> 00:15:57,225
Yeah, we were following
the American Idol tour.

393
00:15:57,476 --> 00:15:58,843
We missed a couple shows,

394
00:15:58,877 --> 00:16:00,678
but it's always the exact same set,

395
00:16:00,713 --> 00:16:02,904
so... no regrets.

396
00:16:03,472 --> 00:16:06,841
Um, I really wish you hadn't
told me that last little bit,

397
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,267
but... thank you.

398
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,668
That makes two of us.

399
00:16:12,192 --> 00:16:14,226
- Good round?
- Not bad.

400
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,543
Greens are a little
fast, but I like that.

401
00:16:16,568 --> 00:16:17,969
Me too.

402
00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:21,458
I've given a heads-up to the starter.

403
00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:23,193
The tee is yours.

404
00:16:25,136 --> 00:16:28,305
- Have a great round, you two.
- Thanks so much.

405
00:16:28,707 --> 00:16:30,529
How did you make that happen?

406
00:16:30,608 --> 00:16:32,109
I asked.

407
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,568
Well, that's very nice, Stevie!

408
00:16:35,374 --> 00:16:36,875
Thank you.

409
00:16:37,066 --> 00:16:40,091
Okay, let's get our golf sticks.

410
00:16:49,529 --> 00:16:50,896
David,

411
00:16:50,921 --> 00:16:53,156
and why am I not surprised
to see you in here?

412
00:16:53,181 --> 00:16:55,049
Well, this is my room.

413
00:16:55,074 --> 00:16:57,769
Well, it's disheartening
to see you like this.

414
00:16:57,803 --> 00:16:59,737
Did you know that according to IMDB,

415
00:16:59,772 --> 00:17:02,440
Rosa Parks was in an episode
of "Touched By an Angel?"

416
00:17:02,474 --> 00:17:03,908
Exactly, David.

417
00:17:03,942 --> 00:17:05,543
You are bored, lethargic,

418
00:17:05,577 --> 00:17:08,079
and practically dripping with ennui!

419
00:17:08,341 --> 00:17:09,947
Okay, that's a bit much.

420
00:17:09,982 --> 00:17:11,630
I blame myself.

421
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,218
I've set a standard of
activity and engagement

422
00:17:14,253 --> 00:17:17,076
so high you don't even try.

423
00:17:17,505 --> 00:17:20,124
Okay, I am on a much needed respite

424
00:17:20,159 --> 00:17:21,993
whilst in between jobs.

425
00:17:22,027 --> 00:17:24,028
You are squandering your social capital.

426
00:17:24,063 --> 00:17:25,963
A taste-maker like you
should be out there,

427
00:17:25,998 --> 00:17:27,332
tasting things!

428
00:17:27,366 --> 00:17:28,966
Uh, I'm at the buffet,

429
00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:31,502
and there is nothing to taste!

430
00:17:31,537 --> 00:17:34,318
Well, there's a party
tonight, as a matter of fact.

431
00:17:34,473 --> 00:17:36,641
- The murder mystery thing?
- Why not?

432
00:17:36,675 --> 00:17:38,776
Does this town not deserve
to have a marquee guest

433
00:17:38,811 --> 00:17:41,579
like yourself grace their humble soiree?

434
00:17:41,613 --> 00:17:43,247
Speaking of marquee guests,

435
00:17:43,282 --> 00:17:44,649
I'm surprised you're going.

436
00:17:44,683 --> 00:17:46,094
I can understand why you'd say that,

437
00:17:46,118 --> 00:17:48,920
but... don't you just know
Twyla would be thrilled

438
00:17:48,954 --> 00:17:51,756
to have as many Roses
there tonight as possible!

439
00:17:53,826 --> 00:17:56,461
Fine, I will make a surprise appearance.

440
00:17:56,495 --> 00:17:58,395
- Good.
- But it's twice around the room,

441
00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:00,665
- and then I'm out.
- Is there any other way?

442
00:18:00,699 --> 00:18:02,633
Oh, and it's Roaring Twenties themed,

443
00:18:02,668 --> 00:18:05,103
and I know you have a
soft spot for seersucker.

444
00:18:05,137 --> 00:18:08,639
- I won't be dressing up.
- Aw, say, don't be a dew-dropper!

445
00:18:08,674 --> 00:18:10,341
Throw some concealer
under those peepers,

446
00:18:10,376 --> 00:18:13,311
make like a swell,
and go put on the Ritz!

447
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:42,880
- Woo.
- Good golf shot!

448
00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:44,805
Thank you, Stevie.

449
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:51,248
Ah...

450
00:19:03,654 --> 00:19:05,630
Oh!

451
00:19:05,664 --> 00:19:07,698
John, are you going to be done soon?

452
00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:10,318
Just working on my short game, Moira.

453
00:19:10,602 --> 00:19:13,204
Stevie and I are pitching
Oak Valley next week,

454
00:19:13,238 --> 00:19:15,084
I just wanna make sure I'm ready.

455
00:19:15,274 --> 00:19:17,608
Well, the endless
tinking of putter to ball

456
00:19:17,643 --> 00:19:19,010
tells me you will be.

457
00:19:19,044 --> 00:19:20,998
Well, it's for the motel.

458
00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:24,334
It's not like... I'm enjoying this.

459
00:19:24,551 --> 00:19:27,084
Ohhhh!

460
00:19:27,109 --> 00:19:28,771
Beautiful, see that?

461
00:19:29,188 --> 00:19:31,216
Ahem!

462
00:19:31,668 --> 00:19:33,002
Rose residence.

463
00:19:33,027 --> 00:19:34,761
Uh, where are you?!

464
00:19:35,227 --> 00:19:36,561
May I ask who's calling?

465
00:19:36,595 --> 00:19:39,230
You know who this is,
and you know where I am.

466
00:19:39,264 --> 00:19:40,951
Did everyone show up?

467
00:19:41,059 --> 00:19:42,826
Yes, everybody showed up.

468
00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:44,502
Good, then my work is done.

469
00:19:44,536 --> 00:19:45,937
Uh no, your job is not done,

470
00:19:45,971 --> 00:19:48,406
You guilted me into coming here tonight!

471
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:49,818
And you're better off for it, David.

472
00:19:49,842 --> 00:19:51,224
You should thank me.

473
00:19:51,249 --> 00:19:54,888
Twyla was set to throw a fiasco
until I exerted my influence.

474
00:19:54,913 --> 00:19:56,458
Uh yeah, and the way Twyla keeps asking

475
00:19:56,482 --> 00:19:57,849
about where you are,

476
00:19:57,883 --> 00:19:59,576
I'm pretty sure you're the murderer.

477
00:19:59,978 --> 00:20:01,745
Then they'll never catch me.

478
00:20:03,648 --> 00:20:05,516
Ugh!

479
00:20:05,541 --> 00:20:06,908
Who was that?

480
00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:08,266
I don't know.

481
00:20:13,363 --> 00:20:15,925
Alexis, we sent you to
high school in Switzerland

482
00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:17,566
because we trusted you!

483
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,626
That school cost $250,000 dollars!

484
00:20:20,651 --> 00:20:22,887
I know, and I felt so bad about it.

485
00:20:22,912 --> 00:20:26,043
And that is why I
missed my final semester.

486
00:20:26,621 --> 00:20:29,129
Wait a minute, we
were at the graduation!

487
00:20:29,163 --> 00:20:31,145
- Yeah!
- I know, but I wasn't.

488
00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:33,576
We saw you there!

489
00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:35,184
- Did we, though?
- Yeah.

490
00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:36,223
We were there,

491
00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:38,207
we might not have
stayed through the "R's,"

492
00:20:38,232 --> 00:20:40,033
I think we left halfway
through the "L's."

493
00:20:40,058 --> 00:20:42,363
Oh, yeah, it got very repetitive.

494
00:20:42,388 --> 00:20:45,211
No, I distinctly remember
a celebratory lunch

495
00:20:45,254 --> 00:20:47,074
at the Hotel de Ville, in Crissier,

496
00:20:47,099 --> 00:20:48,692
and you'd had that unfortunate run-in

497
00:20:48,716 --> 00:20:50,598
with the spray tan machine.

498
00:20:50,623 --> 00:20:51,895
- Uh-uh.
- No, that was-that was me.

499
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,434
Ah! Yeah!

500
00:20:53,613 --> 00:20:56,270
Then how do you explain
this graduation photo?

501
00:20:56,295 --> 00:20:57,662
Huh?

502
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,816
That's Jess Chang!

503
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,830
- What? Jess Chang?
- Ugh!

504
00:21:05,207 --> 00:21:06,843
Well, who can tell with all this hair

505
00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:08,234
in front of your face?

506
00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:09,379
That's not my face!

507
00:21:09,404 --> 00:21:11,772
Okay, why didn't anyone
come to my graduation?

508
00:21:11,797 --> 00:21:13,664
Well, you didn't
graduate in Switzerland.

509
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,423
And whose fault is that?!

510
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,924
How long have you been carrying
that around in your wallet?!

511
00:21:18,546 --> 00:21:25,452
-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
-- Schitt's Creek - S03E06 - Murder Mystery --