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Schitt's Creek - S03E07
"General Store"

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Okay well, you could've
dropped me off back there!

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Oh, don't be silly honey,

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we're happy to drive you
right to the front door.

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Yeah, this is an iconic moment
in all of our lives,

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and I think we should
experience it to the fullest.

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We're very proud of you, Alexis.

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Thank you.

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Is that appropriate attire

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for high school, do you think?

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- Yeah well, what's wrong with it?!
- Well...

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Well, now you're making
me nervous!

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Anyway, just don't trust anyone

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that wants to be your friend
on the first day, okay?

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And you mustn't let anyone
push you around,

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I will not relive that
bullying nightmare.

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I wasn't bullied.

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She doesn't mean you, Alexis.

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Uh, it wasn't that bad.

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That's the heartbreaking part,

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He was so blissfully unaware.

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- Okay, I'm gonna go.
- Ugh!

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Okay, I think you're brave.

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Well, that's very nice of you
to say, David.

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Okay, he's being sarcastic!

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- What?!
- Oh.

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It's a defense mechanism.
From all the bullying.

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Oh my God!

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Sync by the_foe
...and his Beloved

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Correction by LittleDuck

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I can't tell what's more tragic,

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the fact that the only store
in town is closing,

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or that they've...

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decided to display fungal cream
beside the cereal boxes.

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That's actually really
convenient,

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because I forgot to have
breakfast,

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and I'm running low
on fungal cream, so...

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I don't wanna hear you say
fungal again.

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Fungal?

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Yeah, it's like they knew
what the consumer wanted,

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and then ran in the opposite
direction.

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- Finding everything okay?
- Yes. Yeah.

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It's sad about the store.

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Thank you, it's been very hard.

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Yeah, I can imagine.

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Yeah, they just missed
the mark, you know?

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I mean, this store
in the right hands

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could be very lucrative.

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Uh huh, and by the right hands,
you mean your hands?

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Well, I mean someone
with faultless taste

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who understands what people
want and need,

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and if those happen to be
my hands, then...

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So why don't you do
something about it?

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I'm pretty sure telling them

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that they've driven their store
into the ground

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might be rubbing salt
in the wound.

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No, I'm saying ever since
you walked in here

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you've been talking about how you
would've done things differently,

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so now's your chance.

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Okay, your eyebrows never move,

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so I can't tell whether
you're being serious or not.

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I think you should put
what little money you have

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where your mouth is.

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I do have a very good idea.

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What you lack in most things,

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you make up for
in unsubstantiated confidence.

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Okay, are we good to go?!

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Good morning, class.

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I'm sure you have all noticed

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there's a new student
in our midst.

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Let's give a warm welcome
to Alexis Rose.

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She is here until the end
of the semester

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to finish her diploma.

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Okay, so let's open our books.

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Oh um, I'd just like
to say a few words.

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Okay, we're actually just
running a little bit behind.

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- Hey.
- Oh.

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So as Jocelyn said,
my name is Alexis,

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and yes, I did not finish
high school.

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Um, it's this long, boring
story involving a yacht,

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and a famous soccer player,

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and like...

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a ton of mushrooms.

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Anyway, I think it would
be so great

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if we could just
go around the room,

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and everyone could tell me like,

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five things about yourself.

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Actually, we don't
have time for that today.

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Maybe you could talk
between classes,

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or after school,
or on the weekends.

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- Yeah, totally.
- Yeah. Okay.

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So just find me
after class, or...

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Good morning, Twyla.

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Sorry I'm late,
but I have morning muffins.

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Oh, thanks, Ivan.

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Yeah, they keep selling out.

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Ivan!

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- Bob's friend?
- Oh yeah!

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Johnny Rose, remember?

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Bagels, I know.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, bagels.

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Oh, I see you have
a new enterprise.

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Yeah, it was always my dream
to bake muffins.

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Well, funny you should
mention it,

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because I'm thinking of

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doing a continental breakfast
at the motel,

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and this could be uh...
very helpful.

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Yeah. I not make breakfast.

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No, no, no,
a continental breakfast,

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just pastries and coffee.

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No coffee.

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Oh, I wouldn't expect you
to make the coffee.

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No, I make coffee,
but only for myself.

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Yeah, no, no, it's just
your muffins

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that I'm interested in.

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I bake for Twyla.

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Oh, but it's always nice
to have new customers.

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Yes, yes, I think we should
talk about this, Ivan.

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Yeah, I'd love to see
your operation.

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Uh yeah, yeah, yeah,
just come by place

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and I show you kitchen.

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Yes. Yeah.

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- Well, yeah, okay.
- Good, yes.

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- Yes, see you.
- Bye!

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So long.

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Wow, this could be very exciting.

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You know, a continental
breakfast could add

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an extra star on our rating.

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Oh wow, so how many stars
would that give you?

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One.

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So, there are carols playing,

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and it snows inside
all day long.

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Gwen's gonna lose her mind!

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Shh! Shh! Shh!

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What now?!

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No need to terminate
your chitter-chatter

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on our accounts.

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You gonna tell them,
or should I?

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Ladies, um we have
some good news...

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Christmas world!
Moving into town!

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Bob, okay, there's a way
to do these things,

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and I'm the one who's supposed
to lead these meetings,

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- all right?
- They wanna take over

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- the general store.
- Bob!

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I'm sorry!

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It's just, you know,
it's big news.

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And what on earth
is a Christmas World?

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They sell Christmas stuff
all year round.

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But is this really
the kind of business

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we want in this town?

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You know, I have yet
to find an ornament in there

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that I'd put on my tree,

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And I heard those little elves
they have running around,

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they're actually underage kids.

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Ladies, if we don't
approve this,

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then Christmas World
will take its fake snow,

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and its all-you-can-drink
nog fountain to Elmdale!

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Well, that makes
our decision easy.

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Oh, Moira!

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Moira, Moira, Moira.

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A word to the wise, okay?

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You don't vote against
Christmas.

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It's huge business.

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Tourist dollars!

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Well, I'm not voting for it.

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I'm inclined to side
with Veronica on this.

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All right, look guys,
this is a big decision.

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Let's take a little time
to think about it.

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It's-it's Christmas World!

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We don't wanna get
on their naughty list.

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Oh.

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This is where I bake.

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I have three ovens.

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Is tradition in my family.

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We make vatritza, burek,
gibantsa...

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and now I making uh,
Danish, eclair,

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American-style toaster
popping tart.

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Wow, that sounds great, Ivan,

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but I was thinking...

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cinnamon buns.

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You know, the smell of cinnamon

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in the motel lobby, mmm!

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Mr. Rose, for you,
I can make anything.

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- Great.
- Blueberry bun,

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butter tart,

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blueberry butter tart
with raisin,

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blueberry butter tart
with chips of chocolate...

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Well, let's just stick
with cinnamon buns for now,

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and if this works,

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we'll take it from there.

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And I'm giving you
special price.

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Thank you.

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Because you know Twyla.

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Yes, I do.

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I watch you make her laugh.

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You watch me make her laugh?

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Oh, so you...

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you like Twyla!

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Oh, well, you should uh...

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talk to her, I guess.

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No, no, I can't.

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I try, but when I speak,

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is like many, many muffin
in my mouth.

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You talk for me?

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Oh, no, no, no,

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I wouldn't be too comfortable
doing that, no.

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You just say nice thing.

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I'll give you cinnamon bun
for free.

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You say, he's a good man,

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hard worker, never hurt no one.

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Well, I wouldn't lead
with that but uh...

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no, no, I think this is better
coming from you.

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So, I have some news.

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Oh David, I'm not sure
I'm in the mood

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to hear about another
sexual exploit.

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I'm sorry, who is it this time?

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I have actually been thinking
about going back to work.

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That's wonderful!

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You've received an offer?

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Um, it's more of a plan
for an idea

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of a-a thing that I will
be working at.

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Well, that sounds less concrete,

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but full of promise, I'm sure.

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I know you've been moping about
the motel for some time now.

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Mm,

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decompressing.

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Um, and from that decompression

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came the idea to start
my own business.

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And just what is this
exciting new venture?

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I plan to submit
a lease application

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for the general store.

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Can you imagine?

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Not seizing on this opportunity.

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Well, I'll be investing
some of the money

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I got from the Blouse Barn.

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A bold decision.

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Especially since the previous
business has since gone under.

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Dare I say,

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the space might be cursed?

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Okay, the general store
was a disaster.

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And your plan is to raise
it from the ashes?

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Well, that's a risky move
on the part of your investors.

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I don't have any investors.

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It's just me.

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Just you?

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I am doing this all on my own.

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All on your own?

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Yeah, I've actually given it
a lot of thought.

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You have?

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You're the that's been
telling me to get back to work!

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- I did?
- Oh my God!

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What, I'm simply
asking questions!

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No, you're not, you're just
repeating random things

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that I've been saying!

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Oh, far be it from me
to stand in your way

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while you roll the dice
with your hard-earned savings!

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Thank you!

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That's all you had to say.

259
00:10:10,112 --> 00:10:12,884
The only people who buy silver
trees are serial killers,

260
00:10:12,909 --> 00:10:14,338
and single men over 40,

261
00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:17,260
and my cousin, who is a single
man over 40.

262
00:10:18,183 --> 00:10:21,559
Oh, what a startling
little tannenbaum.

263
00:10:21,584 --> 00:10:23,251
To whom do we owe
our reciprocity

264
00:10:23,276 --> 00:10:25,035
for this yuletide gift?

265
00:10:25,060 --> 00:10:27,654
It says Christmas World
right on it.

266
00:10:28,191 --> 00:10:30,224
Oh, I see!

267
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,145
Sometimes the eyes
won't allow the brain

268
00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:33,583
to see things at first.

269
00:10:33,911 --> 00:10:36,780
Like the cultural
and economic benefits...

270
00:10:37,013 --> 00:10:39,800
of a seasonally specific store.

271
00:10:40,381 --> 00:10:42,638
Okay, what did they send you?

272
00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,872
Nothing, I assure you.

273
00:10:45,052 --> 00:10:47,786
But when one considers
the alternatives...

274
00:10:47,835 --> 00:10:50,370
Moira, are you caving on this?

275
00:10:50,413 --> 00:10:52,281
I'm just thinking out loud.

276
00:10:52,393 --> 00:10:55,833
What if a young, independent

277
00:10:55,858 --> 00:10:58,044
business person were to step in?

278
00:10:59,202 --> 00:11:01,200
I worry, one worries,

279
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,434
you worry, are they too naive,

280
00:11:04,459 --> 00:11:05,927
or overly coddled,

281
00:11:05,961 --> 00:11:08,162
or emotionally precious

282
00:11:08,196 --> 00:11:10,898
to handle the rigor
of establishing a business?

283
00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:12,433
Look, I uh...

284
00:11:13,936 --> 00:11:15,970
I don't wanna pressure anyone,

285
00:11:16,004 --> 00:11:17,136
but uh...

286
00:11:17,224 --> 00:11:19,804
Gwen did tell me if I uh,

287
00:11:19,838 --> 00:11:22,040
I don't get Christmas World
passed,

288
00:11:22,332 --> 00:11:23,902
I shouldn't come home.

289
00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,247
I shouldn't...
I shouldn't come home.

290
00:11:29,151 --> 00:11:32,732
Okay, let's put it to a vote.
Shall we?

291
00:11:34,531 --> 00:11:37,529
All those in favor
of Christmas World?

292
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,875
Hah! Done!

293
00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:44,400
Thank you, Moira!

294
00:11:47,467 --> 00:11:48,755
It's Gwen.

295
00:11:49,138 --> 00:11:50,902
The woman has a sixth sense.

296
00:11:50,937 --> 00:11:53,029
Hi honey, are you sitting down?

297
00:11:53,373 --> 00:11:55,173
Trust me, it's for the best.

298
00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:56,810
It's happening!

299
00:11:58,111 --> 00:12:00,178
It's really happening!

300
00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:02,691
So here's the thing
about Marie Antoinette.

301
00:12:02,716 --> 00:12:05,200
Even though I love to eat cake,

302
00:12:05,329 --> 00:12:07,764
I think I'd be pretty annoyed
with her myself.

303
00:12:07,789 --> 00:12:09,323
I do see your hand up Alexis,

304
00:12:09,348 --> 00:12:11,236
it's just that you probably
haven't had a chance

305
00:12:11,261 --> 00:12:12,262
to catch up.

306
00:12:12,271 --> 00:12:14,223
Okay, it's just that
she never actually said

307
00:12:14,248 --> 00:12:15,386
"let them eat cake."

308
00:12:15,479 --> 00:12:18,081
Um well, that depends
on who you ask.

309
00:12:18,319 --> 00:12:19,953
Hmm, well,
I asked Kirsten Dunst,

310
00:12:19,978 --> 00:12:21,512
who played her in the movie.

311
00:12:21,556 --> 00:12:24,146
Um, that line was actually
written years before

312
00:12:24,171 --> 00:12:26,216
Marie Antoinette allegedly
said it.

313
00:12:26,529 --> 00:12:28,902
And um, Kirsten also told me
at the premiere

314
00:12:28,927 --> 00:12:30,489
that she was jealous
of my bangs.

315
00:12:30,514 --> 00:12:32,117
Thank you for that contribution

316
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,388
to the discussion, now...

317
00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:35,180
My friends used
to call me Marie,

318
00:12:35,259 --> 00:12:37,060
And that was mainly
because I was casually

319
00:12:37,236 --> 00:12:39,337
seeing Prince Harry,
so there was the whole like,

320
00:12:39,371 --> 00:12:40,860
is she gonna be a princess
thing,

321
00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:43,138
um, but it's also because
we were going through

322
00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:45,388
this very dark phase
where we were just like,

323
00:12:45,454 --> 00:12:46,724
partying too hard.

324
00:12:47,451 --> 00:12:48,851
Thank you for your enthusiasm,

325
00:12:48,886 --> 00:12:51,371
it's just that we have a lot
to cover here.

326
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,544
Girls?

327
00:12:52,956 --> 00:12:55,310
What did I say about
passing notes in class?

328
00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:57,894
I'll see you both after school.

329
00:12:57,928 --> 00:12:59,443
You know who else passed notes?

330
00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:00,832
This lady

331
00:13:00,857 --> 00:13:03,045
passed a lot of secret notes,

332
00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:06,667
and eventually was killed.

333
00:13:08,076 --> 00:13:10,208
Oh hi, how are you?

334
00:13:10,669 --> 00:13:13,114
- Very busy.
- How am I?! Terrific!

335
00:13:13,318 --> 00:13:15,753
Aside from the fact
that I caught wind

336
00:13:15,787 --> 00:13:19,560
that Christmas World was moving
into the general store.

337
00:13:20,302 --> 00:13:22,832
Just when I thought that
the taste levels in this town

338
00:13:22,857 --> 00:13:25,185
were already scraping
the bottom of the barrel.

339
00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:26,810
Oh! Tell me about it.

340
00:13:28,054 --> 00:13:30,090
So you can imagine
my surprise when I found out

341
00:13:30,115 --> 00:13:32,457
that the deciding factor
in all of this

342
00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:34,083
was my own mother!

343
00:13:34,302 --> 00:13:35,957
It seems extremely off brand

344
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,177
to support a disgusting
big box store like that.

345
00:13:41,357 --> 00:13:43,380
David, sit, please.

346
00:13:48,764 --> 00:13:50,777
I know you think what
I did was cruel,

347
00:13:50,802 --> 00:13:52,786
but I was just protecting you.

348
00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:55,340
And I'd say you'll understand
one day,

349
00:13:55,365 --> 00:13:57,154
but you don't enjoy children,

350
00:13:57,179 --> 00:13:58,677
so perhaps you won't.

351
00:13:58,810 --> 00:14:00,478
Okay, protect me from what?

352
00:14:00,512 --> 00:14:01,802
From yourself.

353
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,926
Your father and I have not
prepared you

354
00:14:03,951 --> 00:14:05,785
for an undertaking
of this scope!

355
00:14:05,982 --> 00:14:07,761
Okay, what about
all the galleries?

356
00:14:07,786 --> 00:14:08,810
Those were all me.

357
00:14:08,835 --> 00:14:11,091
I've run businesses before.

358
00:14:11,692 --> 00:14:14,628
Never on your own,
and never without a safety net.

359
00:14:14,662 --> 00:14:16,934
I don't know how many times
I have to thank you

360
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:18,262
for the start-up money!

361
00:14:18,287 --> 00:14:20,997
But I opened those
galleries myself.

362
00:14:21,591 --> 00:14:24,027
And who do you think
bought all that art,

363
00:14:24,052 --> 00:14:26,060
and sold out all your shows?

364
00:14:26,362 --> 00:14:28,105
Uh, my patrons.

365
00:14:33,836 --> 00:14:37,472
And who do you think
bought all your patrons?

366
00:14:47,563 --> 00:14:50,825
So you're telling me that
my entire professional career

367
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,193
was a sham?!

368
00:14:52,218 --> 00:14:54,062
We helped you because we could!

369
00:14:54,323 --> 00:14:57,192
And now I realize that
might not have been

370
00:14:57,217 --> 00:14:59,285
the best thing for you
or your autonomy, but...

371
00:14:59,319 --> 00:15:01,053
Okay, well, now I guess
I'll never find out

372
00:15:01,078 --> 00:15:02,840
if I could've succeeded
on my own.

373
00:15:03,222 --> 00:15:04,563
David!

374
00:15:17,126 --> 00:15:18,383
Hello, Mr. Rose.

375
00:15:19,104 --> 00:15:20,772
Cinnamon buns for you.

376
00:15:20,797 --> 00:15:23,243
Oh Ivan, thank you.

377
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,806
Ohh! These smell amazing!

378
00:15:26,831 --> 00:15:28,710
And I have muffins for Twyla.

379
00:15:28,735 --> 00:15:30,952
- Oh.
- Yeah, I'm going to talk to her now.

380
00:15:30,977 --> 00:15:32,305
- Good luck.
- Yeah.

381
00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:38,917
- Hi, Ivan.
- Um...

382
00:15:39,015 --> 00:15:40,235
Here's the muffins.

383
00:15:41,046 --> 00:15:42,413
- Goodbye.
- Yeah.

384
00:15:43,945 --> 00:15:45,279
Wow!

385
00:15:46,387 --> 00:15:47,754
Mr. Rose,

386
00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:48,836
I blow it.

387
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:52,173
Oh, well, there's always
tomorrow, Ivan.

388
00:15:52,198 --> 00:15:53,932
No, no, don't...
All right, have a seat.

389
00:15:53,966 --> 00:15:56,454
I always watch romantic movies.

390
00:15:56,836 --> 00:15:57,899
"Got Mail,"

391
00:15:58,204 --> 00:16:00,219
"When Harry Met Sally,"

392
00:16:00,434 --> 00:16:01,816
"Smell of Woman."

393
00:16:01,841 --> 00:16:04,860
Yeah, Ivan, you don't want
to be over-preparing.

394
00:16:05,025 --> 00:16:07,079
- Oh.
- Hey, guys.

395
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:09,680
- What can I get you?
- I'm good man.

396
00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:12,717
Okay, and?

397
00:16:12,752 --> 00:16:14,103
I'll have the waffles.

398
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,649
And uh, eggs,

399
00:16:16,422 --> 00:16:18,383
uh, uh,

400
00:16:18,591 --> 00:16:21,711
what does dog say
before the breakfast?

401
00:16:23,362 --> 00:16:24,329
Bun appetite.

402
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:27,539
Bun appetite.

403
00:16:28,461 --> 00:16:29,563
Bun...

404
00:16:30,953 --> 00:16:34,664
Bone appetit, I think
it's a dog bone joke.

405
00:16:34,769 --> 00:16:36,110
Bun appetite.

406
00:16:37,438 --> 00:16:39,843
- Eggs and waffles.
- Hmm, yes.

407
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,202
Coming up.

408
00:16:43,055 --> 00:16:44,665
- Yeah.
- I know.

409
00:16:45,079 --> 00:16:46,719
Oh, well...

410
00:16:47,891 --> 00:16:51,523
I think uh a little quality
control on this

411
00:16:51,548 --> 00:16:53,344
- wouldn't hurt, huh?
- Yeah, yes.

412
00:17:00,023 --> 00:17:03,453
Hey, I think that we started
out on the wrong foot.

413
00:17:03,626 --> 00:17:06,108
And like, I totally get it,
there's a new girl in town,

414
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:08,103
and that can be
super intimidating,

415
00:17:08,131 --> 00:17:10,266
but I just wanted to let
you know that I'm actually

416
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:11,702
very approachable.

417
00:17:12,402 --> 00:17:14,157
- Okay.
- Okay.

418
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:17,016
So why don't you just show me
what that note says.

419
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,188
Girls,

420
00:17:23,414 --> 00:17:25,530
passing notes in class
is not only disruptive

421
00:17:25,555 --> 00:17:28,294
- to the whole student body...
- I started it.

422
00:17:28,855 --> 00:17:31,024
I passed the note to Steph M.
And Becky.

423
00:17:32,722 --> 00:17:34,843
Alexis, if you're gonna be
in this class,

424
00:17:34,868 --> 00:17:37,352
you are gonna have to learn
to be less disruptive.

425
00:17:38,329 --> 00:17:40,330
Now let's see what
was so important.

426
00:17:40,365 --> 00:17:42,719
That really isn't necessary,
Mrs. Schitt.

427
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:45,446
"Alexis is too pretty,

428
00:17:46,961 --> 00:17:49,375
and everyone's talking
about the dress.

429
00:17:49,824 --> 00:17:51,493
So gorge."

430
00:17:54,779 --> 00:17:57,366
Okay, I love that
you're so confident,

431
00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:00,623
It's just that we're going
to have to focus

432
00:18:00,648 --> 00:18:02,124
a little less on ourselves,

433
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,343
and a little more
on the material.

434
00:18:04,769 --> 00:18:05,976
Totally.

435
00:18:09,304 --> 00:18:11,593
I stole this dress
from Ashlee Simpson.

436
00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:14,272
Or like, she stole it from me,
and then I stole it back.

437
00:18:15,046 --> 00:18:17,094
Do you wanna have lunch
tomorrow?

438
00:18:18,688 --> 00:18:20,022
Sure.

439
00:18:24,851 --> 00:18:27,186
I just find it extremely
violating.

440
00:18:27,436 --> 00:18:29,468
Because your parents
threw money at you?

441
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:30,992
Yes!

442
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:32,411
They paid for everything,

443
00:18:32,436 --> 00:18:34,324
it's like a form of child abuse.

444
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,623
Don't quote me on this,

445
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:39,600
but it seems like their
intentions were good.

446
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,007
I mean, they didn't buy
all the good reviews

447
00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:44,163
your galleries got.

448
00:18:44,197 --> 00:18:45,358
Who's to say?!

449
00:18:45,843 --> 00:18:49,043
Yeah, I mean, they do give me
a small weekly stipend

450
00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:50,669
for hanging out with you, so...

451
00:18:53,285 --> 00:18:54,611
David, there you are.

452
00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:56,103
I come bearing good news.

453
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:58,602
And what's that, your friends
at Christmas World

454
00:18:58,627 --> 00:19:00,486
are looking for
a deeply embittered,

455
00:19:00,511 --> 00:19:02,580
mildly Hebraic-looking elf?!

456
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:04,010
I thought you might like to know

457
00:19:04,035 --> 00:19:07,377
that council has agreed
to accept your application.

458
00:19:10,468 --> 00:19:12,002
What about Christmas World?

459
00:19:12,106 --> 00:19:14,164
I had a very effective strategy

460
00:19:14,189 --> 00:19:16,041
to change everyone's minds,

461
00:19:16,157 --> 00:19:17,743
that I ultimately didn't
get to use,

462
00:19:17,768 --> 00:19:20,041
because Christmas World
pulled out.

463
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:21,917
This is good news!

464
00:19:23,306 --> 00:19:26,969
I mean, yeah, if someone
hadn't snuffed out

465
00:19:26,994 --> 00:19:29,522
the last remaining embers
of my self-confidence.

466
00:19:29,587 --> 00:19:32,083
Why don't you channel some
of that charming self-pity

467
00:19:32,108 --> 00:19:34,439
into a business plan, okay?

468
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:36,175
Because the lease is yours,
David,

469
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,830
if you still want it.

470
00:19:39,463 --> 00:19:41,354
Which he does.

471
00:19:41,518 --> 00:19:43,627
If there's anyone in this town
who might have the eye

472
00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:45,783
to create something truly
beautiful,

473
00:19:46,148 --> 00:19:47,448
it's you, David.

474
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,533
And me, but in this case, you.

475
00:19:54,198 --> 00:19:55,345
Okay.

476
00:19:55,622 --> 00:19:58,135
I will submit my application.

477
00:20:03,768 --> 00:20:05,916
There's cinnamon buns
in the lobby!

478
00:20:07,392 --> 00:20:08,541
These are good.

479
00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:09,674
I know, where are these from?

480
00:20:09,699 --> 00:20:11,579
Yeah, I got those for the motel.

481
00:20:11,604 --> 00:20:13,338
They're supposed to be
for the guests!

482
00:20:13,372 --> 00:20:14,873
Okay, well, they were
just sitting there.

483
00:20:14,898 --> 00:20:16,832
Oh, they weren't just
sitting there, Alexis,

484
00:20:16,857 --> 00:20:19,163
they're the product of a lot
of hard work!

485
00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:21,729
In here, Moira.

486
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:23,955
There are cinnamon buns
in the lobby!

487
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:26,250
Oh come on, Moira, Moira!

488
00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:29,019
These are for
the continental breakfast

489
00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:30,697
we're offering at the motel!

490
00:20:30,722 --> 00:20:32,089
Continental breakfast?

491
00:20:32,114 --> 00:20:34,415
- They're for the guests!
- How whimsical.

492
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,486
It's a start, it's a start,

493
00:20:36,511 --> 00:20:37,527
it's a big step.

494
00:20:37,552 --> 00:20:39,571
What exactly goes into
a "continental breakfast?"

495
00:20:39,596 --> 00:20:41,673
It's a breakfast, David,

496
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,229
it's a light breakfast
with pastries and coffee.

497
00:20:44,301 --> 00:20:45,968
What's continental about that?

498
00:20:46,058 --> 00:20:47,646
It's for business travelers,

499
00:20:47,671 --> 00:20:49,328
travelling the continent,

500
00:20:49,353 --> 00:20:50,549
eating breakfast, and...

501
00:20:52,065 --> 00:20:53,877
continental travelling.

502
00:20:53,902 --> 00:20:55,718
That doesn't sound
even remotely correct.

503
00:20:55,743 --> 00:20:57,744
Well, it's European, Moira, so...

504
00:20:58,111 --> 00:20:59,715
Okay, come on, seriously!

505
00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:01,107
There's only one left?!

506
00:21:01,151 --> 00:21:03,118
I know, Stevie was eating
the other one.

507
00:21:03,153 --> 00:21:04,354
Here, why don't you have this,

508
00:21:04,379 --> 00:21:05,658
and I'll take the big one.

509
00:21:05,683 --> 00:21:07,106
It's all right,
I'll take care of it.

510
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,345
Well, I guess it would be wrong
to serve the guests day-olds.

511
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,783
You know this bun added
a star to our rating?

512
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,510
How many did we have before?

513
00:21:14,535 --> 00:21:15,666
Not the point!

514
00:21:19,036 --> 00:21:21,606
Correction by LittleDuck
Schitt's Creek - S03E07 - General Store