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Listen, I've gotta step out for a bit,

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I told Stevie if she needed any help...

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Well, where are you off to?

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To pick up the motel coasters.

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Oh, you were serious.

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Yeah, custom coasters

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are a very effective marketing tool.

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Says who?! The guy who
invented custom beer cozies?

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- Coasters work.
- Yes, the last thing we want to do

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is stain these exquisite table tops.

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Moira, you're having a drink,

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you glance down at your coaster,

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it says, "tweet us on Facebook!"

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Or uh, "leave us a review!"

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And you say, yeah, yeah,

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okay, I think I will.

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Is that what it says?

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Yes David, that's what it says,

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you're not the only one
with an online presence.

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- No, no...
- Well, aren't you Mr. Futuristic!

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Listen, we had samples made.

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Take a look.

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There's no address on this.

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Oh, wow!

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Aren't we stuck in the Dark Ages.

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Huh? Let me break it
down for you, junior.

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If they're at the motel
using the coasters,

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they don't need to
know where the motel is.

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Um, I was referring to a web address.

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Or a Twitter handle.

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Oh.

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Hmm, that might be something
you'd wanna put on there.

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Or a Facebook page.

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All right, let me write this down.

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Or a hashtag.

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A hashtag? Is that two words?

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No, it's not.

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-- Corrected by ChrisKe --

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-- Synced by the_foe --
-- Hello for my Boba! --

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Hi, sorry to bother you.

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I'm afraid Mr. Rose
has just stepped out,

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He's gone to get coasters.

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Yeah, wait, he said that you
might be available to help.

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- Did he?!
- It's just that we have um,

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a bunch of guests checking in,

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and I could really use some help.

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- Now!
- Now?

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Well then, I am here for you, Stevie.

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Uh, let's see...

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something in a supervisory
capacity, perhaps?

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Then you can work the front desk.

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Ooh, receptionist work
is not my strong suit,

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that's more Alexis' bailiwick.

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The other option is changing the sheets,

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and mattress covers.

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Then I shall keep watch
over this front desk.

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Okay, I'll see you after lunch.

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Alexis, do you mind
sticking around for a minute?

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Okay.

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I'm assuming that you know
why I wanna talk to you today?

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Is it because I was texting in class?

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Uh, nope.

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I wanna talk about your paper.

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There are parts of this that sound like

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they've been written by someone else.

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- Oh my God, thank you!
- No, no, no.

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I'm saying that I
think it's plagiarized.

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Are you sure you wrote this yourself?

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Trust me, if I could've
gotten someone else

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to write this, I would've.

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I definitely wrote this.

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Okay, there are just parts of this

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that make me think that's not true.

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For example,

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"we should begin by scrutinizing

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the duplicitousness of such businesses,

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whose practices, or lack thereof,

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can only be described as untoward."

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Duplicitousness?!

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I can barely say that.

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And untoward?

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Okay, yeah, no, I did not write this.

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Can I see?

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Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

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Can you just look? Can... eyes, eyes!

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Hi. You're gonna write a new paper,

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and I am gonna grade that one instead.

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Otherwise it's a fail.

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Okay, like, I didn't
even choose this font!

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It's horrible.

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_

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Okay, look at her.

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But don't really look
at her, look at me.

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Look at her, and look at me.

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Oh, that's good, that's good, closer.

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Closer.

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Yeah, we had an
appointment this morning.

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Okay, here we go, one, two...

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oh, that was good.

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Uh remind me, are you
here for a photo series,

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or travel planning,

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or our newest service,

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closet organization?

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Um, I'm here to file
my incorporation papers

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for my business.

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Oh, that's right. Patrick!

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Uh, B13.

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Ah, this is for you.

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- Patrick.
- David.

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David Rose, you bought
the General Store.

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Leased.

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Leased the General Store, yeah.

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- That's a big deal.
- Is it?

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Yeah, it's pretty big.

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Yeah, you wanna have a seat?

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Your parents tell me you're very sporty,

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so Will, why don't you grab the paddle,

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and Theresa, a badminton racket?

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So, why don't we start with
the name of the business?

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Oh um, I'm oscillating

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between two names at the moment,

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so if we could just
leave that one blank,

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- that would be great.
- Sure, sure.

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Give you more time to... oscillate.

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Um, business address?

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Okay, so I'm working on that.

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Um, I'm currently staying in a motel,

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and I think it might be
confusing if I gave you

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the address to another business.

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Y-Yeah, for sure.

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We'll leave that blank as well.

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Battin' a thousand here, David.

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I don't know what that means.

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Hey, here's an easy one.

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A brief description of the business.

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Um well, it's-um,

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it's a General Store,

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but it's also a very specific store.

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- Huh.
- And it's also not just a store,

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it's like a place where
people can come and get coffee,

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um, or drinks, but
it's not a coffee shop,

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nor is it a bar.

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Okay, so we're pretty
clear on what it's not.

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Yeah, it's an environment. Um...

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And yes, we will be selling things,

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but it's more like...

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more like a branded
immersive experience.

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Right, I love the buzzwords, David,

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but I do need to put
something down here.

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Okay, you couldn't use
anything I just said?

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I'll tell you what. Why don't you
take these home with you,

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and just fill them
out when you have a...

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a clearer idea of what you
want to do with your business.

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Okay, um...

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I do have a clear idea.

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Oh! You've settled on a name, then?

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Um... you're either very impatient,

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or extremely sure of yourself.

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I threw you a bit of
a change-up there, huh?

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Yeah, again, I don't
know what that means,

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I don't play cricket.

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Look, take this, it's my card,

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and I feel like you will need it.

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Uh, you know what, I think I'm good.

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Um, so thank you for this.

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It's nice to meet you, David.

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Yeah.

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Okay Teresa, remember to breathe!

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I'd like to check in, please.

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Oh my God, where did you come from?

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I said hello twice.

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Well, hello, hello, then.

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Here you go, room three.

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Uh, don't you need my credit card?

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My associates will deal with
all that when you depart.

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Also, how many beds are in the room?

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Two.

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Would it be possible to get a cot,

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or a roll away bed put in the room?

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Oh, you're expecting company?

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No, I use it to lay out my clothes.

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The chest of drawers should suffice, no?

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I like to see all my clothes at once.

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Might the other bed not do?

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Yes...

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Except I haven't decided
which bed to sleep in,

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so that's tricky.

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Really, the cot would be best.

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- A cot it is, then.
- Thank you.

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Oh, and are the pillows
feather, or foam?

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- Yes.
- Sorry, which one?

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- I don't care.
- I'm sorry?

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I don't know!

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I'm not entirely versed on the contents

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of the motel's pillow collection.

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I was just asking.

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And I'm very much looking forward

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to the moment when that stops!

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- Well!
- Enjoy your stay.

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Oh hi, honey!

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How was school?

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Um, not great.

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Jocelyn failed my economics paper.

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What?!

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You worked so hard on that!

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Yeah, which is why
it was super upsetting

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when she said it wasn't good.

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- She what?
- Yeah, she said it was bad.

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No, sorry, um...

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"poorly written, and under-researched."

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Well, that's just not true!

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Well, you have to go
back and tell Jocelyn

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that information was founded

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on practical experience in the field!

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It should've been
founded on my research.

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Oh, well yes, I'm sure...

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Well, your research was all over it.

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Dad, what did you do to my paper?!

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I didn't do anything!

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I didn't do anything with your paper.

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Your laptop was open, I did...

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a little editing, nothing major.

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I've been accused of plagiarism!

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- What?
- Yeah!

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Jocelyn thought I
cheated because "someone"

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used words like duplexity,

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and backtowards!

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- Untoward.
- Whatever!

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And now I have to do
the whole thing again,

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when my original paper was totally fine!

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Well, it wasn't totally fine, honey.

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There was... questionable grammar,

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and a few spelling
mistakes, and I mean...

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- Dad!
- All right, I'll back off.

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Thank you!

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Just out of curiosity,

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did she... happen to say
anything about that quote

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from Lee lacocca?

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That's for you.

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- Those are the clean sheets.
- No, I know.

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Um, so I went to
incorporate earlier today,

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and some guy basically told me

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that my business was a failure.

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- What?!
- Yeah!

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- Who told you that?
- Some guy who's working at Ray's.

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Some guy who's working at Ray's
told you your business was a failure?

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Basically, yeah.

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Oh well, what did he say?

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He told me to come back to him

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once I had a clearer idea
of what my business was.

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And then he told you it was a failure?

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Well no, not like... Not exactly.

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I'm sorry, I'm just trying to figure out

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when he called your business a failure.

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Okay, maybe he didn't
call my business a failure,

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- but it was insinuated.
- Okay.

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So you know that I think
your business is a good idea,

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and you know that I mean that,

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because... I'm incapable
of faking sincerity.

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I'm also just incapable
of sincerity in general.

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Okay, you know what, I'm
going through it right now,

262
00:10:38,723 --> 00:10:40,501
and I actually think that
I might've been the one

263
00:10:40,525 --> 00:10:43,460
that insinuated that my
business was a failure.

264
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,274
Wait, you blew something
out of proportion?

265
00:10:47,299 --> 00:10:48,742
No, what if he's right?

266
00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:53,414
I am sitting on a big, empty space,

267
00:10:53,657 --> 00:10:56,375
and I couldn't even tell him
what I wanted to do with it!

268
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,000
- You're freaking out.
- Uh...

269
00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:00,069
Because you know what you
wanna do with your business,

270
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:03,030
you have walked me through
it one too many times.

271
00:11:03,055 --> 00:11:06,063
So... he was probably
just trying to help.

272
00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:08,824
No, I mean, he was very snippy.

273
00:11:08,859 --> 00:11:10,860
Okay, um...

274
00:11:10,894 --> 00:11:13,305
I found this under the bed in room two,

275
00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:15,198
so do you wanna take a break?

276
00:11:15,223 --> 00:11:17,057
That's disgusting!

277
00:11:17,082 --> 00:11:19,032
Uh, and yes. Yeah.

278
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:22,821
♪

279
00:11:54,055 --> 00:11:55,689
Hi David, it's Patrick.

280
00:11:57,159 --> 00:12:01,304
I um-was just calling
to run my business plan

281
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:04,198
uh, by you in a little more detail.

282
00:12:04,232 --> 00:12:07,546
So feel free to give me a call back,

283
00:12:07,571 --> 00:12:10,404
and I will be happy
to walk you through it.

284
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,094
Okay, ciao.

285
00:12:12,174 --> 00:12:15,619
Ciao! I said ciao to that person.

286
00:12:15,644 --> 00:12:17,011
Hi Patrick,

287
00:12:17,045 --> 00:12:19,246
Yeah, I think I... I
think I called you David.

288
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,215
Which that's not - that's not your name.

289
00:12:21,249 --> 00:12:22,817
You can just delete that text,

290
00:12:22,851 --> 00:12:25,353
the-the voice-mail
that I left you.

291
00:12:25,387 --> 00:12:27,188
Um, just thought it might be a good idea

292
00:12:27,222 --> 00:12:30,257
to give you some background
information about...

293
00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:32,493
the-the store.

294
00:12:32,527 --> 00:12:34,674
It's basically a General Store.

295
00:12:34,699 --> 00:12:37,689
Um, that will support local artists

296
00:12:37,714 --> 00:12:39,500
under the brand of the store,

297
00:12:39,534 --> 00:12:41,969
which-which would
also be my brand-oh.

298
00:12:43,905 --> 00:12:45,539
Sorry, I just got a text.

299
00:12:45,574 --> 00:12:46,941
Oh God!

300
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,550
Yeah, the text cut us off.

301
00:12:49,911 --> 00:12:52,128
Oh my god!

302
00:12:55,255 --> 00:12:57,489
Well, at least I finished my book.

303
00:12:57,753 --> 00:13:00,354
Moira, what happened this morning?

304
00:13:00,389 --> 00:13:02,423
John, you'd be so proud of me.

305
00:13:02,457 --> 00:13:04,358
I manned that front desk with the vigor

306
00:13:04,393 --> 00:13:06,925
of a wartime radio operator.

307
00:13:07,363 --> 00:13:08,462
Really?!

308
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,398
I checked in one whole guest.

309
00:13:10,432 --> 00:13:12,500
Answered his questions, and believe me,

310
00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:14,568
it was a laundry list!

311
00:13:14,603 --> 00:13:17,171
I see, and is there any
chance you might've been...

312
00:13:17,252 --> 00:13:19,347
a little brisk with this guest?

313
00:13:19,996 --> 00:13:21,314
Not in the slightest.

314
00:13:21,339 --> 00:13:23,210
It was a master class in patience.

315
00:13:23,245 --> 00:13:25,830
Moira, I just got an alert,

316
00:13:25,855 --> 00:13:30,353
that someone has posted a
terrible review of this motel.

317
00:13:30,378 --> 00:13:31,652
Oh no, John!

318
00:13:31,996 --> 00:13:34,346
Well dear, if I've learned
anything from the theater,

319
00:13:34,371 --> 00:13:36,010
it's whatever they say,

320
00:13:36,035 --> 00:13:37,625
you cannot take it personally.

321
00:13:37,815 --> 00:13:40,750
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
this is not about me.

322
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:47,035
"I was served by an intimidating
woman at the front desk,

323
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,653
with an unrecognizable accent,

324
00:13:50,678 --> 00:13:52,779
and scary-looking attire."

325
00:13:53,842 --> 00:13:55,710
And what might this have to do with me?

326
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,408
- Moira?
- Oh, that...

327
00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:01,121
fussy little (Bleep)!

328
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:04,118
After niggling me with
relentless demands!

329
00:14:04,152 --> 00:14:05,986
It doesn't matter!

330
00:14:06,021 --> 00:14:07,721
Our job is to welcome people,

331
00:14:07,756 --> 00:14:08,991
to make them feel at home!

332
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:10,374
I did!

333
00:14:10,409 --> 00:14:12,276
John, do you know a better hostess?

334
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:13,911
You're gonna have to talk to him!

335
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:16,558
- Apologize!
- You can't be serious!

336
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:19,386
Moira, one bad review
could sink this motel!

337
00:14:19,411 --> 00:14:21,223
We had four good reviews,

338
00:14:21,248 --> 00:14:23,416
and this just brought
down the whole average!

339
00:14:25,357 --> 00:14:26,716
Okay, John.

340
00:14:27,278 --> 00:14:29,927
For you I will talk to
that odious little man,

341
00:14:29,962 --> 00:14:31,562
and set things straight.

342
00:14:31,597 --> 00:14:33,098
- Good.
- But unlike him,

343
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,725
I will not hide behind the internet!

344
00:14:37,035 --> 00:14:42,707
♪

345
00:14:48,614 --> 00:14:49,989
Hi.

346
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,536
Um...

347
00:14:52,985 --> 00:14:55,353
So I messed up my form.

348
00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:58,357
And I'm going to need another...

349
00:14:58,819 --> 00:15:00,386
form from you.

350
00:15:00,411 --> 00:15:03,310
Oh, okay.

351
00:15:06,849 --> 00:15:08,032
What?

352
00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:10,434
Nothing, I'm just uh,

353
00:15:10,469 --> 00:15:12,629
I'm so glad you made such
good use of my business card.

354
00:15:13,438 --> 00:15:15,019
I'm sorry I didn't pick
up, I was at a thing.

355
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,240
Well, best you didn't.

356
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,496
But I got all your messages.

357
00:15:18,811 --> 00:15:21,078
Ah, um, and just
listened to the first one,

358
00:15:21,113 --> 00:15:22,480
and then erased the rest?

359
00:15:22,514 --> 00:15:23,881
- No, no, no, no.
- No?

360
00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:25,316
No, I listened to all of them,

361
00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:26,828
I kinda had to, to piece them together.

362
00:15:26,852 --> 00:15:28,329
Actually, I played them
for a few friends of mine,

363
00:15:28,353 --> 00:15:29,720
I was at a birthday party,

364
00:15:29,755 --> 00:15:31,199
so there were a lot
of people weighing in.

365
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:32,723
Okay, um...

366
00:15:32,758 --> 00:15:35,259
Just kidding, I didn't
play them for anybody.

367
00:15:35,294 --> 00:15:37,451
I thought the first few
were very humorous, David,

368
00:15:37,476 --> 00:15:39,387
and then I lost interest.

369
00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:42,934
I may have played them
here on speaker phone.

370
00:15:42,968 --> 00:15:44,119
Okay.

371
00:15:44,169 --> 00:15:46,337
Can I just get the
paperwork, and then I can...

372
00:15:46,372 --> 00:15:47,849
You know, the good
thing about the messages

373
00:15:47,873 --> 00:15:49,517
was that I was able to
get enough information

374
00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:51,806
to fill out your forms.

375
00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:53,231
Oh.

376
00:15:54,213 --> 00:15:55,813
I wish I could remember.

377
00:15:55,848 --> 00:15:58,182
It's a good idea, your business.

378
00:15:58,217 --> 00:16:00,217
Re-branding local products and crafts,

379
00:16:00,242 --> 00:16:01,719
it's very inventive.

380
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,589
- Thanks.
- And I like the name.

381
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,557
"Rose Apothecary," you know,

382
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,336
it's just pretentious enough.

383
00:16:09,061 --> 00:16:11,029
Would we call that pretentious,

384
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,328
or... timeless?

385
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,101
So I'll call you when I hear something.

386
00:16:17,136 --> 00:16:18,513
And hey, if I don't get a hold of you,

387
00:16:18,537 --> 00:16:19,907
I'll just uh,

388
00:16:20,172 --> 00:16:21,657
leave a message.

389
00:16:22,346 --> 00:16:24,547
Okay, thanks.

390
00:16:25,844 --> 00:16:27,211
Ciao!

391
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,660
Hard at it, huh?

392
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,614
Mhmm.

393
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,719
You know honey, I'm sorry.

394
00:16:50,617 --> 00:16:53,371
I'm sorry for interfering,
I was only trying to help.

395
00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,616
Why couldn't you have helped
me cheat in private school,

396
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:57,008
like everyone else's parents?!

397
00:16:57,042 --> 00:16:59,811
Because I wasn't around to
help you cheat back then,

398
00:16:59,845 --> 00:17:01,367
and I regret it!

399
00:17:02,178 --> 00:17:04,172
The not being around, I mean.

400
00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:07,429
And I think that's part of the reason

401
00:17:07,454 --> 00:17:09,796
I wanted to help you cheat this time.

402
00:17:10,713 --> 00:17:12,080
Although...

403
00:17:12,357 --> 00:17:14,258
I don't really consider it cheating.

404
00:17:14,293 --> 00:17:15,893
Mmm. okay, well, it is.

405
00:17:15,928 --> 00:17:18,730
It is, but is it...

406
00:17:18,764 --> 00:17:22,538
really plagiarism to take
something your dad wrote,

407
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:25,030
and put it in your paper,
and claim it as your own?

408
00:17:25,055 --> 00:17:27,305
Yes, that's exactly what it is.

409
00:17:27,574 --> 00:17:29,078
Well...

410
00:17:29,575 --> 00:17:30,975
I'm sorry.

411
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:34,032
And I may have
underestimated you before,

412
00:17:34,057 --> 00:17:37,657
but that is certainly...
not the case now.

413
00:17:38,656 --> 00:17:40,023
Thank you.

414
00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:43,814
And you know why, honey?
Because you're better...

415
00:17:43,839 --> 00:17:45,500
"than" that.

416
00:17:45,991 --> 00:17:47,171
Thank you.

417
00:17:47,364 --> 00:17:49,399
N-No, you're better...

418
00:17:49,495 --> 00:17:51,396
"than" that.

419
00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:53,131
Okay, I'm better then that.

420
00:17:53,165 --> 00:17:55,436
Not better then that, better...

421
00:17:55,835 --> 00:17:57,445
than that.

422
00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,514
Okay, I don't know what
you're talking about right now!

423
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:01,458
All right, well if
you don't want my help,

424
00:18:01,483 --> 00:18:03,241
"than" I guess I'll leave.

425
00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:04,876
Okay, thank you!

426
00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:07,632
Okay, I'll see you later... "than."

427
00:18:07,998 --> 00:18:09,432
Bye!

428
00:18:13,658 --> 00:18:14,992
Ugh!

429
00:18:22,762 --> 00:18:24,038
Hi.

430
00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:26,765
The drinks out of this
machine are very cold.

431
00:18:26,799 --> 00:18:28,800
- Oh, good.
- Too cold.

432
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:30,668
When I hold them, they sting my hands.

433
00:18:30,703 --> 00:18:32,737
We'll have to find you some mittens.

434
00:18:32,772 --> 00:18:34,842
I'm quite prone to frostbite.

435
00:18:35,241 --> 00:18:37,303
I know you wrote that review.

436
00:18:37,874 --> 00:18:40,044
It's my responsibility
to relate my experience

437
00:18:40,079 --> 00:18:42,247
- to other customers.
- Is it?

438
00:18:42,281 --> 00:18:46,184
I didn't even mention that the hot
water runs brown for three seconds.

439
00:18:46,218 --> 00:18:47,552
All right, I'll agree,

440
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,687
this motel could use some improvements.

441
00:18:49,722 --> 00:18:52,557
But your review will scare
off the guests we need

442
00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:54,492
to afford those improvements.

443
00:18:54,527 --> 00:18:55,927
I was just being honest.

444
00:18:55,961 --> 00:18:57,178
I see.

445
00:18:57,698 --> 00:18:59,483
Then I suppose I should be honest.

446
00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:03,483
My daughter married a man who
turned out to be her uncle.

447
00:19:04,014 --> 00:19:05,236
I'm sorry?

448
00:19:05,271 --> 00:19:08,388
The lowlife uncle she
believed to have been executed

449
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:10,642
years before by the Indian cartel.

450
00:19:10,676 --> 00:19:12,277
This is all on my ex-husband's side,

451
00:19:12,311 --> 00:19:14,179
I'm good people, and so's my daughter.

452
00:19:14,213 --> 00:19:16,648
She had nothing to do
with Raven's accident.

453
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,817
When the Bangalores
finally found Dagger,

454
00:19:18,851 --> 00:19:20,436
and gave him what he deserved,

455
00:19:21,108 --> 00:19:23,054
they threatened to burn down the motel,

456
00:19:23,088 --> 00:19:25,256
and leave my pregnant baby penniless.

457
00:19:25,561 --> 00:19:26,991
This motel?

458
00:19:27,026 --> 00:19:29,958
She begged them to let
her keep this place,

459
00:19:29,983 --> 00:19:32,664
and she promised them a cut
of the profits in return.

460
00:19:32,698 --> 00:19:34,566
They laughed, and left,

461
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,336
but not without first shaving
all her beautiful hair!

462
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:41,673
When people ask me, why do
you work here for nothing?

463
00:19:41,707 --> 00:19:44,107
I tell them, this is my flesh and blood!

464
00:19:44,132 --> 00:19:45,700
I do this for her!

465
00:19:45,725 --> 00:19:48,513
Nothing! She is my everything!

466
00:19:48,835 --> 00:19:51,616
Okay, wow, I had no idea.

467
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,284
I can take down that review.

468
00:19:53,319 --> 00:19:54,652
- Oh, I...
- I'll take it down.

469
00:19:54,687 --> 00:19:56,254
Oh, do what you must.

470
00:20:08,954 --> 00:20:10,421
Good morning, Roses.

471
00:20:10,456 --> 00:20:12,690
I just wanted to pop by
to congratulate Alexis

472
00:20:12,725 --> 00:20:14,626
on her economics paper.

473
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,961
Oh honey, that's great news!

474
00:20:16,996 --> 00:20:19,430
Our little woman of academia!

475
00:20:19,465 --> 00:20:21,343
I would love to read
this economics paper.

476
00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:23,001
I will admit that your thesis

477
00:20:23,035 --> 00:20:25,003
of "why shop in store
when you can buy online"

478
00:20:25,037 --> 00:20:26,971
was a little off-topic,

479
00:20:27,006 --> 00:20:28,773
but still a really fresh take.

480
00:20:28,807 --> 00:20:30,266
Thank you.

481
00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:33,044
Well, look at you,
Alexis, acing your paper!

482
00:20:33,078 --> 00:20:34,646
Oh, no, no, God no.

483
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,282
I gave her a solid C plus.

484
00:20:36,307 --> 00:20:37,975
Oh, so she did write it herself.

485
00:20:38,217 --> 00:20:39,751
It was a noticeable improvement

486
00:20:39,785 --> 00:20:41,055
over the first paper.

487
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,480
Um well, I should hope so!

488
00:20:42,505 --> 00:20:44,999
Well, m-maybe not a
noticeable improvement,

489
00:20:45,024 --> 00:20:47,789
but um, a different improvement.

490
00:20:47,858 --> 00:20:50,460
No, no, this one was definitely better.

491
00:20:50,673 --> 00:20:52,440
Because no one helped her write it.

492
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:55,035
Enjoy your breakfast.

493
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,906
Mm!

494
00:20:57,994 --> 00:21:00,329
Have you seen Dad's coasters?

495
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:06,571
"Follow us on tweeters!"

496
00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:10,506
Tweeters!

497
00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:13,895
We're going to get
lots of disciples, dear.

498
00:21:15,536 --> 00:21:19,540
-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
Schitt's Creek - S03E08 - Motel Review