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Alexis, I just got an
email from your school.

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Okay, in my defense,

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I did not know he was
a substitute teacher,

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and basically, nothing happened.

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Okay, well, that's not it,

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and please don't go
down that path again.

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Apparently there's a lice
outbreak in your class.

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- Oh my God!
- Ewww!

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Ugh, it's probably Kelsey,
she's such a horse girl.

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Honestly Alexis, if you don't
like the way somebody looks...

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Dad, that's so mean!

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She doesn't look like a horse,
she just talks about them a lot.

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And smells a bit.

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You know, you keep scratching.

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Ewww!

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No, I'm just allergic
to the down pillow.

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No, no, you probably have lice.

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You're scratching because you have lice!

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Wait a minute, we were in all
the rooms changing the sheets!

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Okay, how-can lice jump?

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Because if I was sleeping in my bed,

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could a lice jump
from her bed to my bed?

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Can everyone stop saying lice please?!

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Now I've gotta go back and
change all the sheets again.

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Okay, how do I know that
she didn't give me her lice?

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David, you don't have lice.

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Nobody here has lice!

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No, no, you do!

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You-you have the lice!

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- Ah!
- Ughhh!

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- Oh! Aah!
- Alexis, you've gotta go to the store

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and get something to deal with that now!

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Okay, I've gotta go back
and change all the sheets.

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Oh! This is the last time
I take a pity selfie with Kelsey!

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- Get away from me!
- Aah!

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-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
-- Sync has done by the_foe --

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Housekeeping.

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- Hello!
- Oh, hi.

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Uh, just here for the complimentary...

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sheet change.

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But the bed's already made up.

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Yes, yes, well some of our guests prefer

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morning and... evening sheets.

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Uh, these are a little heavier,

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for sleeping, right?

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So if you don't mind,
I'll just get to it.

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I think we're good, I mean,

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we haven't even touched the sheets.

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Oh, good, good, good!

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Why is that good?

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Well, it just means
you're having a busy day,

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you know, up and at 'em.

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- Oh.
- Right.

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Right.

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And your hair's in a ponytail,

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that's fantastic.

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Yeah...

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And by that I mean
it's very hot outside,

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and... gives the neck
a chance to breathe,

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um... yeah.

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So...

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We're actually just on our way out so...

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Oh well, good timing then, huh?

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So why don't we follow you out, hmm?

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So that's a yes to changing the sheets?

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No, no, I think we're good. Thanks.

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After you.

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Oh, so leaving everything as is, then.

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Yeah!

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Hi, sorry I'm late,
it's been a busy morning.

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How are you?

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I'm fine, thank you.

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It's nice to see you.

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Hm! Are you talking to me?

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I'm not used to that
ah, level of kindness.

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Yes, we haven't seen
each other in weeks,

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so I was just saying
it's nice to see you.

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I'm going to ignore
that passive aggression,

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and instead, lean in to the fact

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that we're both working
professionals now,

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and Mama Oprah would
be very proud of us.

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Okay, that's one way to look at it.

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Um, so you know what I
think would be super fun,

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if we hung out at your place tonight.

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- My place?
- Mhm.

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You've never been to my place.

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Yeah exactly, you were
just saying that we haven't

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been spending as much time together,

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and that it's been really bothering you.

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I don't remember saying that last part.

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Yeah, so I was just thinking like,

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what about a late night hang,

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or like, a platonic sleepover?

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Mm... what's on your head?

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Hm? A hat.

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That I'm test driving for the store.

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I mean, what's happening under the hat?

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- The other side.
- Oh, I see.

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Yeah um, that would be a shower cap.

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So this would have nothing to do with...

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the lice outbreak at the motel?

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Your dad just called me.

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Mhm, um...

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so I might be taking
preventative measures.

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I can't afford to have the
store infested with lice.

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I don't think it works that way,

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but just so we're clear,

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you were wanting to
have a platonic sleepover

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at my place would have
nothing to do with the fact

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that your sister has lice?

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Yes, that is almost entirely correct.

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Oh...

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Good morning!

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Who's gonna be the one to tell her?

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I'll handle this.

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Have I been let go? Should I leave?

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- No.
- I won't make a scene.

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You still have three
and a half more years.

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But who's counting?

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Moira, I know that town beautification

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is kind of your thing,

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so I know you'll wanna know that um...

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we're gonna build a flower garden.

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And it gets better!

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I imagine it must.

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We're gonna name it after you.

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Oh, and look at that right there,

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utter shock!

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Now, I'm flattered beyond all reason,

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but I can't help but think

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the money could be
better spent elsewhere,

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making much needed
improvements to the roads,

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the streetlamps, the parks,

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the sidewalks, the traffic light...

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Moira, I don't think you
understand how rare it is

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for somebody to have something
named for them in this town!

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I mean, yeah, the whole
town is named after me,

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and Bob over here, he's got his bench.

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Bob's Bench.

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And Ronnie's got her rec center.

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It's an outdoor tennis court,

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and last year the net was stolen.

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Well, she's kind of
under selling it there,

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the rec center is a major
hook-up spot for the kids.

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- So is the bench.
- Right.

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As much as I would love to contribute

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to the population growth of this town

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by way of teen pregnancies,

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I must decline.

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Honey, it's all about legacy!

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Your name will forever be associated

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with this town's name!

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I don't think you're helping.

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I truly appreciate the gesture.

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Well look, before you say no...

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- No.
- Right.

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This is a really big deal, Moira.

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For us to be doing this for you.

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Okay.

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Alexis, I didn't think
you were coming in today.

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Oh um, I hadn't planned to,

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but it was really bugging
me that your cupboards

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were so... disorganized.

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It's Saturday.

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No, I know. Um...

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But the other reason is that

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I bumped into one of our clients,

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and her dog has lice,

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and she's worried that she now has lice.

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Who was it?

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Umm...

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Meredith? Meredith!

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She's new-ish, you
might not remember her,

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just kind of like,
mid-length, wavy hair.

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- Does she want me to help her?
- No.

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No, she is too embarrassed.

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And I was like... Mere-dith,

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Meredith, there's no
reason to be embarrassed,

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you're still exceptionally attractive,

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it's just lice, just get the shampoo,

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and deal with it!

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Yeah okay um... the thing is,

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that you can't actually
get lice from dogs.

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It's a different kind of lice.

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Okay, so what should she use?

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Should she use the flea stuff, or...

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Oh no, she's fine to
use the lice shampoo,

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but it's really more
about combing them out.

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- Ewww!
- On the upside,

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you could tell her that...

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they're only attracted to clean scalps,

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and she shouldn't be too embarrassed.

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Also, I'm kind of a samurai

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when it comes to a metal comb, so...

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Okay, are you sure, because
she didn't want to um,

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she didn't wanna bug you on a weekend.

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Bug me.

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I am sure.

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Okay, I will tell her.

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Um, you know that it's me, right?

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- Yeah, caught on pretty quick.
- Okay, thank you.

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You're the sweetest
little vet I've ever met.

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I don't know about little,

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because I'm benching 225 right now,

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so it's not really
something someone little...

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- Aaah, Ted!
- Okay, yep.

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Okay,

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so if you wouldn't mind sorting
these body milks by size,

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that would be great.

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Can you drink these?

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Um, it's liquid moisturizer,

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for your body, so no,

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you can't drink them.

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Did you ask if you can drink it, too?

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Okay, it says body milk on the label!

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You know, I told David that the label

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was gonna be misleading,
but he insisted.

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What was it you said?

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"Anyone with a fiber of common sense

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would know that it's not actually milk."

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What do we think body milk is,

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if not milk... for your body?!

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- Exactly.
- Stevie, right?

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- Yeah.
- I'm Patrick.

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- I've heard a lot about you.
- None of it is true.

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Oh well, anyone with a fiber of
common sense would know that.

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I like him.

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I like you.

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Okay, is this how this is gonna go?

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Because we have way too
much work to do today

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for me to feel attacked by way

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of an imbalanced social dynamic.

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Are-are you wearing a shower cap?!

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Alexis has lice,

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and I am taking preventative measures.

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By wearing one of our hats
that we now can't sell.

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Oh, he doesn't have
it, I checked his head.

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I think the shower cap is
more of a fashion choice

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- at this point.
- Uh huh.

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But you're living with
somebody who does have lice,

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so just 'cause you don't have it now,

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doesn't mean that you
couldn't get it tonight,

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or tomorrow, or whenever.

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It's almost as if you
want me to get the lice.

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I don't want you to get it,

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I just, I think you should be careful.

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You can crash at my place
tonight if you need to.

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Thank you.

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But Stevie offered
her place this morning.

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- Oh,
- So...

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Can I crash at your place?

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This is really fun for me.

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I'm having a lot of fun.

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I never thought I'd see the day, John.

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You've been domesticated
beyond recognition.

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Moira, it's been a bit of a day here.

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Well, this might lift your spirits,

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I just came from council,

259
00:10:14,722 --> 00:10:16,884
and they want to name a garden after me.

260
00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,391
A garden?

261
00:10:19,594 --> 00:10:22,061
Oh, that's flattering.

262
00:10:22,096 --> 00:10:24,188
Another feather in your cap, huh?

263
00:10:24,213 --> 00:10:26,633
Oh, I have enough
legacies as it is, John.

264
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,135
I've got that playhouse
theater in Pasadena,

265
00:10:29,169 --> 00:10:31,610
My titular scholarship with Phoenix,

266
00:10:31,721 --> 00:10:33,088
David and Alexis.

267
00:10:33,113 --> 00:10:35,681
Yeah, but still, a garden is nice.

268
00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,944
You'd have to think twice
about turning that down.

269
00:10:37,978 --> 00:10:39,875
Oh, I've already turned it down.

270
00:10:40,547 --> 00:10:41,623
Oh.

271
00:10:42,349 --> 00:10:43,568
Okay.

272
00:10:44,572 --> 00:10:46,039
Well, it's just...

273
00:10:47,099 --> 00:10:49,990
about a month ago I heard from the

274
00:10:50,015 --> 00:10:52,834
Lucy Albion Studio Theater in Pasadena.

275
00:10:52,859 --> 00:10:54,593
I don't know what that is.

276
00:10:54,618 --> 00:10:57,296
It... used to be called
the Moira Rose...

277
00:10:57,331 --> 00:10:59,365
No, no! Don't say it!

278
00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:02,630
They've stripped the
playhouse of my name?

279
00:11:02,970 --> 00:11:04,470
Who the (Bleep) is Lucy Albion?!

280
00:11:04,505 --> 00:11:07,067
A volunteer usher who died last year.

281
00:11:08,341 --> 00:11:11,421
And when were you planning
on telling me this, John?!

282
00:11:11,445 --> 00:11:13,323
Well Moira, it's not
like you haven't overreacted

283
00:11:13,347 --> 00:11:15,263
to bad news in the past.

284
00:11:15,288 --> 00:11:17,784
I just thought it might
sit better with you

285
00:11:17,818 --> 00:11:19,937
once you'd heard about the garden.

286
00:11:21,070 --> 00:11:24,339
No, I just told you about the garden.

287
00:11:24,614 --> 00:11:25,960
Uh-huh.

288
00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:29,862
John, did you ask Roland and Bob

289
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,960
to name a garden after me?

290
00:11:32,296 --> 00:11:34,233
No, no!

291
00:11:34,268 --> 00:11:37,296
They wanted to name the
garden after you, Moira.

292
00:11:37,390 --> 00:11:40,373
After I offered to pay for the plaque,

293
00:11:40,407 --> 00:11:42,542
and a good chunk of the upkeep.

294
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,110
I don't believe this.

295
00:11:44,144 --> 00:11:46,579
Sweetheart, I just thought
having your own garden in town

296
00:11:46,613 --> 00:11:49,148
would make losing the
theater less painful!

297
00:11:49,183 --> 00:11:50,663
Oh, I won't be pitied, John!

298
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,553
Or fed your pacifying
pablum like some kind of...

299
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,321
soft-headed infant!

300
00:11:55,355 --> 00:11:56,544
Well, I thought it was a nice gesture.

301
00:11:56,569 --> 00:11:58,268
Oh no, no, now I just wonder what else

302
00:11:58,292 --> 00:11:59,474
you're keeping from me.

303
00:11:59,499 --> 00:12:01,130
Nothing!

304
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,497
- Well, Alexis has lice.
- What?!

305
00:12:05,697 --> 00:12:07,064
Ewwww!

306
00:12:07,122 --> 00:12:08,489
Ewwwww!

307
00:12:08,514 --> 00:12:10,396
I assume you shaved her head!

308
00:12:10,421 --> 00:12:12,897
And we have to put a wig on her.
But not one of my wigs!

309
00:12:12,947 --> 00:12:15,174
These have to be boxed now!

310
00:12:15,209 --> 00:12:17,544
Moira, I've got it all taken care of.

311
00:12:17,578 --> 00:12:19,779
And I'd think twice about that garden.

312
00:12:19,813 --> 00:12:21,591
Oh, it's too late, the
notion of that garden

313
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,450
is as abhorrent to me
as our daughter's scalp!

314
00:12:24,485 --> 00:12:26,386
And I was worried
about you overreacting.

315
00:12:36,329 --> 00:12:38,263
What are you doing in here?

316
00:12:38,298 --> 00:12:39,998
Well, you said to change the sheets.

317
00:12:40,033 --> 00:12:41,934
No, we said not to change the sheets.

318
00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:45,370
Oh, you said not to change the sheets!

319
00:12:45,405 --> 00:12:49,052
I could've sworn I heard
you say change the sheets.

320
00:12:49,077 --> 00:12:53,030
- Well, while I'm here, I may as well...
- Please, just leave the bed.

321
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,264
- Sure.
- What's going on?

322
00:12:55,298 --> 00:12:57,066
What's going on?

323
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,601
Well, my... okay.

324
00:12:59,636 --> 00:13:03,713
My daughter and I were
setting up the room earlier,

325
00:13:03,738 --> 00:13:06,652
and it turns out she has lice.

326
00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:10,646
I was changing the sheets because you
know, I didn't wanna take a chance.

327
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,770
Been there.

328
00:13:11,795 --> 00:13:13,859
Yeah, our six year old
daughter had lice last year.

329
00:13:13,883 --> 00:13:15,700
- How old's yours?
- 28.

330
00:13:17,383 --> 00:13:20,009
Oh, and I checked your
hairbrush and it is fine.

331
00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:22,007
You checked my hairbrush?!

332
00:13:22,823 --> 00:13:25,324
It's a complimentary service.

333
00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:29,098
Why didn't you just
tell me that you had lice?

334
00:13:29,132 --> 00:13:31,133
Ted, a bug literally
fell out of my head,

335
00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:33,302
onto my textbook this morning.

336
00:13:33,336 --> 00:13:35,070
It was so disgusting.

337
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,505
Plus I didn't want you to picture me

338
00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:38,974
like some well-toned bug woman.

339
00:13:39,009 --> 00:13:41,176
Well, I've seen worse.

340
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:44,289
Fleas, ticks, worms.

341
00:13:44,314 --> 00:13:47,082
Granted, all of those
were on house pets.

342
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,694
- Ted!
- I'm just saying,

343
00:13:49,719 --> 00:13:51,938
that you know, it could've been worse.

344
00:13:51,963 --> 00:13:54,024
I could be shearing you
with trimmers right now.

345
00:13:55,892 --> 00:13:57,657
You're really good at this.

346
00:13:57,845 --> 00:13:59,736
It reminds me of when I was in Bangkok.

347
00:13:59,763 --> 00:14:01,976
There was this amazing
little Resto-Lounge

348
00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:03,933
that specialized in Tahitian food,

349
00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:05,968
and scalp massages.

350
00:14:06,189 --> 00:14:08,137
I'm not sure what's more disgusting,

351
00:14:08,171 --> 00:14:09,505
what I'm doing right now,

352
00:14:09,539 --> 00:14:12,174
or the concept for that restaurant.

353
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:13,676
It was a Resto-Lounge.

354
00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:15,244
Speaking of Thailand,

355
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:17,513
I think is probably
the most intimate thing

356
00:14:17,547 --> 00:14:19,518
I've ever done with an employee.

357
00:14:20,112 --> 00:14:22,384
Speaking of Thailand,

358
00:14:22,419 --> 00:14:23,996
I think we've done a few more
intimate things than this.

359
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:27,489
I meant while they were an employee.

360
00:14:27,768 --> 00:14:30,182
Not that I'd do this for anyone else.

361
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,894
Well, thank you.

362
00:14:31,928 --> 00:14:33,429
Because it's actually pretty gross.

363
00:14:33,463 --> 00:14:34,863
You said it wasn't that bad.

364
00:14:34,898 --> 00:14:36,765
Well, there are some big ones in here.

365
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,411
- Ewww!
- I'm joking, I'm joking.

366
00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:41,203
Oh, maybe not.

367
00:14:41,237 --> 00:14:42,605
- Eww!
- Nope, it's fine.

368
00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:44,006
It is fine, it's fine.

369
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,275
Just-just the mama, we got her.

370
00:14:51,414 --> 00:14:54,316
Hi, I can't thank you
enough for inviting me.

371
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:56,619
Really you should be
thanking yourself for that.

372
00:14:58,421 --> 00:15:00,055
This is a lot nicer than I expected.

373
00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:02,324
For some reason I pictured
you living underground.

374
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,759
In like, a bomb shelter?

375
00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:05,127
Yeah like, bomb shelter aspects.

376
00:15:05,161 --> 00:15:07,029
Look at what you've done to this place!

377
00:15:07,063 --> 00:15:08,897
Look at all this stuff!

378
00:15:08,932 --> 00:15:12,134
Look at that... frame on the
wall that you put there.

379
00:15:12,168 --> 00:15:14,236
Look at that Sarah McLachlan poster!

380
00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:15,638
Don't be dissing Sarah McLachlan.

381
00:15:15,672 --> 00:15:17,072
Who's dissing Sarah McLachlan?

382
00:15:17,107 --> 00:15:18,758
I followed Lilith Fair for two summers.

383
00:15:19,109 --> 00:15:22,087
So...

384
00:15:22,112 --> 00:15:24,246
Uh oh!

385
00:15:24,421 --> 00:15:26,682
Two toothbrushes? Hello!

386
00:15:26,716 --> 00:15:29,357
No, you see, this is exactly
why I shouldn'tve let you

387
00:15:29,382 --> 00:15:32,554
bully me into allowing you to stay here!

388
00:15:32,589 --> 00:15:34,723
Do you require two toothbrushes?

389
00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:37,176
Yes, I do.

390
00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:41,223
Ahhh...

391
00:15:43,973 --> 00:15:46,417
So maybe I was seeing
somebody a while ago,

392
00:15:46,442 --> 00:15:49,378
and I forgot to throw
out his toothbrush.

393
00:15:49,906 --> 00:15:51,307
I don't recall you ever telling me

394
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,875
about that chapter of your life.

395
00:15:52,909 --> 00:15:54,254
Well, I'm sure I would've told you,

396
00:15:54,278 --> 00:15:56,019
if you weren't so busy with the store.

397
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,447
I'm sorry, is that a soft,

398
00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:01,527
yet affirmative indication
that you miss me?

399
00:16:01,818 --> 00:16:03,686
No, it is not.

400
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,655
Because I agree, our social predicament

401
00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:07,456
is not ideal,

402
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:10,627
but we are both thriving professionally,

403
00:16:10,652 --> 00:16:12,886
and I feel like that
needs to be celebrated.

404
00:16:14,231 --> 00:16:16,299
Speaking of, where are the drinks?

405
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,901
- In this thing?
- The fridge.

406
00:16:18,935 --> 00:16:22,314
- Is this... okay.
- Just...

407
00:16:22,339 --> 00:16:24,307
Okay, I just see two
de-shelled hard-boiled eggs

408
00:16:24,341 --> 00:16:26,342
in a bag, should I be scared for you?

409
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,777
The vodka's in the freezer.

410
00:16:27,811 --> 00:16:30,179
Oh, in the freezer, okay.

411
00:16:30,213 --> 00:16:32,527
There she is!

412
00:16:32,552 --> 00:16:35,487
Look at that, look at her, go.

413
00:16:36,753 --> 00:16:38,387
What a gift.

414
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,794
- Moira!
- Oh, hi.

415
00:16:44,828 --> 00:16:46,205
I just wanted to say congratulations

416
00:16:46,229 --> 00:16:47,797
about the garden.

417
00:16:47,831 --> 00:16:50,700
Oh well, you're very kind,
but I've declined the offer.

418
00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:52,134
- Oh, really?
- Yes.

419
00:16:52,169 --> 00:16:53,536
As much as I love the spotlight,

420
00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:56,172
sometimes it's best to just step aside.

421
00:16:56,173 --> 00:16:57,394
That's surprising.

422
00:16:57,419 --> 00:16:59,880
I know when they told me
that they were gonna put my name

423
00:16:59,905 --> 00:17:02,088
on the new low-impact
play center at the school,

424
00:17:02,112 --> 00:17:03,913
I was thrilled!

425
00:17:03,947 --> 00:17:05,348
Yes, it can be very exciting

426
00:17:05,382 --> 00:17:07,850
when the tribute
matches the contribution.

427
00:17:07,884 --> 00:17:11,396
My name graced a theater,

428
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:14,490
a country club ladies' locker room,

429
00:17:14,524 --> 00:17:15,891
a roadway.

430
00:17:15,926 --> 00:17:17,326
A whole road?

431
00:17:17,361 --> 00:17:19,161
Oh, not just any road.

432
00:17:19,466 --> 00:17:21,397
This was a lifesaving road,

433
00:17:21,763 --> 00:17:24,146
dedicated to emergency vehicles.

434
00:17:24,638 --> 00:17:26,769
Like a fire route?

435
00:17:26,803 --> 00:17:30,406
Technically it was referred
to as Evacuation Route 14,

436
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,242
but those of us in the know
affectionately called it...

437
00:17:33,276 --> 00:17:35,911
"Moira Rose Boulevard."

438
00:17:36,146 --> 00:17:37,513
You know, Moira,

439
00:17:37,547 --> 00:17:39,682
having your name on
a small, local garden

440
00:17:39,716 --> 00:17:41,117
wouldn't take away from

441
00:17:41,151 --> 00:17:43,719
any of those other amazing achievements.

442
00:17:43,754 --> 00:17:45,121
You might think,

443
00:17:45,155 --> 00:17:47,356
but this little
particular little tribute

444
00:17:47,391 --> 00:17:50,445
was bought by my husband,

445
00:17:50,738 --> 00:17:53,607
in an attempt to assuage my ego!

446
00:17:53,992 --> 00:17:58,310
And that would be different
from the other times because...

447
00:17:58,335 --> 00:18:00,236
Well, I mean, of course philanthropy

448
00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:03,773
and recognition always
go hand in hand, but...

449
00:18:03,807 --> 00:18:05,062
Listen.

450
00:18:05,087 --> 00:18:06,554
I know this isn't what you wanted,

451
00:18:06,867 --> 00:18:08,778
But I think it would
make Johnny really happy

452
00:18:08,812 --> 00:18:10,515
to make you happy.

453
00:18:11,404 --> 00:18:12,771
I mean, take Roland.

454
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,284
Every year he buys me coconut macaroons,

455
00:18:15,318 --> 00:18:16,696
and I just don't have
the heart to tell him

456
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,156
I am really allergic to coconut.

457
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:22,191
Yeah, every Valentine's
Day I just rash right up.

458
00:18:23,627 --> 00:18:25,897
Last year my throat
almost completely shut.

459
00:18:32,036 --> 00:18:34,185
I shouldn'tve eaten those eggs.

460
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,182
I can't believe I'm trapped
under a blanket with you

461
00:18:36,206 --> 00:18:38,608
knowing you ate those eggs.

462
00:18:40,044 --> 00:18:42,638
I bet Patrick's fridge is fully stocked.

463
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,213
What does that mean?!

464
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,138
It means he's got his life together.

465
00:18:46,922 --> 00:18:48,974
He's a pretty eligible bachelor.

466
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,920
Patrick.

467
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,232
I suppose.

468
00:18:56,326 --> 00:18:58,761
What? He's my business partner.

469
00:18:58,796 --> 00:19:01,030
Oh, aren't they all.

470
00:19:01,065 --> 00:19:02,698
What are you doing?

471
00:19:02,733 --> 00:19:06,039
What, you guys just seem
to really get along well.

472
00:19:06,899 --> 00:19:08,905
Yeah, because we're
in business together,

473
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,140
and compliment each
other professionally.

474
00:19:11,407 --> 00:19:15,102
Hm, but he offered for you
to stay over at his place.

475
00:19:15,479 --> 00:19:17,647
Yes, because unlike you and I,

476
00:19:17,681 --> 00:19:19,649
he's extremely generous,

477
00:19:19,683 --> 00:19:22,411
and has absolutely no ulterior motive.

478
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,520
Then why are you here and not there?

479
00:19:24,755 --> 00:19:26,522
Because you asked me first.

480
00:19:26,557 --> 00:19:27,997
I didn't, though.

481
00:19:28,492 --> 00:19:29,892
And it would be weird.

482
00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:32,137
Well, if nothing's going
on, why would it be weird?

483
00:19:32,396 --> 00:19:34,792
Because we're in business together,

484
00:19:34,817 --> 00:19:37,567
and I don't know what
his preferences are.

485
00:19:37,601 --> 00:19:39,001
Well, you're not gonna find out

486
00:19:39,036 --> 00:19:41,003
what his preferences are
on a sleepover with me.

487
00:19:41,038 --> 00:19:42,749
Well, I wouldn't be
sharing a bed with him,

488
00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:44,740
I'd be in some guest bedroom.

489
00:19:44,908 --> 00:19:47,045
Guest bedroom, what is he, Bill Gates?

490
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,720
Yes, he's Bill Gates.

491
00:19:50,873 --> 00:19:52,274
I like this for you.

492
00:19:52,299 --> 00:19:53,889
Like what? There's nothing to like.

493
00:19:53,936 --> 00:19:55,318
You seem flustered.

494
00:19:55,352 --> 00:19:56,686
I'm not flus...

495
00:19:56,837 --> 00:19:58,671
Maybe it's the eggs.

496
00:20:00,057 --> 00:20:01,424
Ughh!

497
00:20:05,527 --> 00:20:07,527
Um, am I reading this right?

498
00:20:07,552 --> 00:20:10,688
"The Moira's Rose's Garden."

499
00:20:10,722 --> 00:20:12,433
Okay look, I went back
and forth on the name

500
00:20:12,457 --> 00:20:14,391
a couple of times, and I may have...

501
00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:16,456
confused the engraver.

502
00:20:16,928 --> 00:20:20,261
The Moira's Rose's Garden.

503
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:25,590
So the garden is dedicated
to a rose that Moira owns?

504
00:20:26,845 --> 00:20:28,989
I don't think that there
are enough apostrophes.

505
00:20:29,024 --> 00:20:31,720
I don't even see a rose in the garden.

506
00:20:31,745 --> 00:20:33,127
Because there aren't any roses.

507
00:20:33,161 --> 00:20:34,528
Or are we the Roses?

508
00:20:34,563 --> 00:20:36,578
Okay, I'm getting roses for the garden,

509
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,337
I'm-I'm getting roses.

510
00:20:38,365 --> 00:20:39,993
Oh... okay.

511
00:20:40,018 --> 00:20:42,234
And what are these numbers for?

512
00:20:42,269 --> 00:20:43,636
That's mom's birthday, David.

513
00:20:43,670 --> 00:20:45,037
Those are the last four digits

514
00:20:45,072 --> 00:20:46,772
of your father's credit card.

515
00:20:46,807 --> 00:20:48,689
It was a complicated
order form, all right?

516
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:51,290
There were a lot of fields to fill in.

517
00:20:52,145 --> 00:20:54,830
Um, I hope you got a
really good deal on this.

518
00:20:54,996 --> 00:20:56,863
It's by the letter, so he paid extra

519
00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:58,389
for those apostrophe "s's."

520
00:20:58,518 --> 00:20:59,985
Okay, enough, enough.

521
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:02,488
This is still a very big
honor for your mother.

522
00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:03,947
Is it not?

523
00:21:04,743 --> 00:21:06,377
- Mhm...
- Yes?

524
00:21:06,739 --> 00:21:08,473
Mhm.

525
00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:11,700
So when we die,

526
00:21:11,725 --> 00:21:13,788
are we all gonna be buried here?

527
00:21:14,701 --> 00:21:19,007
-- Corrected by ChrisKe --