1 00:00:01,649 --> 00:00:04,714 Oh, Moira, kids... this is so unnecessary. 2 00:00:04,939 --> 00:00:06,367 What is it? 3 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:09,264 It's a gift from us to your father. 4 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:11,337 Okay. Yeah, I rather not attach my name to a gift 5 00:00:11,343 --> 00:00:13,408 that I had no hand in selecting. 6 00:00:14,235 --> 00:00:15,506 Oh, God. 7 00:00:16,910 --> 00:00:19,621 Oh my God. 8 00:00:19,627 --> 00:00:21,426 Where did you find this, honey? 9 00:00:21,432 --> 00:00:23,643 Well, Moira told me it was down at the post office, 10 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,517 - so I... - I was talking to my wife. 11 00:00:25,523 --> 00:00:28,010 The Van Housens found it in their storage room 12 00:00:28,016 --> 00:00:29,916 and thought that we should have it. 13 00:00:31,334 --> 00:00:32,968 Who's the lady in the back? 14 00:00:33,296 --> 00:00:34,631 It's Moira. 15 00:00:36,014 --> 00:00:37,214 Flattering. 16 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:39,321 It's a family portrait, Roland. 17 00:00:40,116 --> 00:00:41,509 Oh... you... 18 00:00:41,515 --> 00:00:44,079 - you all look like cartoons. - Wow. 19 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:46,177 It's so weird, I don't even remember posing for this. 20 00:00:46,183 --> 00:00:47,398 Because you didn't. 21 00:00:47,404 --> 00:00:49,483 You were in rehab when we sat for this. 22 00:00:49,489 --> 00:00:51,546 I wasn't in rehab, 23 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,242 I was at rehab visiting Stavros. 24 00:00:54,248 --> 00:00:55,462 Oh, that's right. 25 00:00:55,468 --> 00:00:58,637 We had your face painted on the body of my assistant. 26 00:00:58,643 --> 00:01:00,758 Hm. That's why you look so good. 27 00:01:02,178 --> 00:01:04,391 Well, I love it. 28 00:01:04,637 --> 00:01:06,376 Let's get this inside. 29 00:01:06,382 --> 00:01:08,645 - David. - Huh? What? 30 00:01:10,061 --> 00:01:12,162 20 bucks, I'll give you a hand taking it in. 31 00:01:12,168 --> 00:01:14,314 - Oh yeah. David. - What?! 32 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,639 - 30 bucks and I'll help you in with it. - Mm, right. David! 33 00:01:16,645 --> 00:01:18,707 I don't know what! What? What? What? 34 00:01:19,488 --> 00:01:20,696 What do you want? 35 00:01:20,702 --> 00:01:22,992 40 buck and I'll help you in with in. 36 00:01:23,096 --> 00:01:24,429 I can keep going up. 37 00:01:24,435 --> 00:01:26,083 Can play this game all day, pal. 38 00:01:26,207 --> 00:01:31,212 Corrections by PetaG ~Sync by BobaLover~ 39 00:01:32,577 --> 00:01:37,340 I can't tell if this room is just very, very small, 40 00:01:37,346 --> 00:01:40,532 or if the portrait is very, very big. 41 00:01:40,538 --> 00:01:44,165 Well, I think it's quite possible both are true. 42 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:48,058 Do you think the Van Housens had it enlarged? 43 00:01:48,064 --> 00:01:50,499 No, Th-this is the actual size. 44 00:01:50,505 --> 00:01:53,364 Remember, Reiner wanted to paint it twice as big. 45 00:01:53,370 --> 00:01:55,158 Oh, look at it, John. 46 00:01:55,164 --> 00:01:56,368 Well, don't worry, we'll... 47 00:01:56,374 --> 00:01:57,630 we'll find a place for it. 48 00:01:57,636 --> 00:01:59,188 Ah, you know, we can... 49 00:01:59,563 --> 00:02:02,268 take things off a wall, or... mm... 50 00:02:02,274 --> 00:02:03,851 rearrange some furniture. 51 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,747 Maybe move some wigs. 52 00:02:08,441 --> 00:02:11,730 Oh John, I know how nostalgic you still get for the old days, 53 00:02:11,736 --> 00:02:15,675 and I just wanted to do something thoughtful for you. 54 00:02:15,681 --> 00:02:20,817 Oh, Moira, this portrait is a wonderful reminder of your generous spirit 55 00:02:22,001 --> 00:02:23,783 and the... 56 00:02:24,884 --> 00:02:29,310 enormous strength of this family. 57 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,649 Aw... 58 00:02:32,325 --> 00:02:34,712 _ 59 00:02:38,777 --> 00:02:41,311 Um, is that your juice? 60 00:02:41,317 --> 00:02:43,110 Ah, no. Technically, I think it's our juice, 61 00:02:43,116 --> 00:02:45,086 ah, because you just took it from the fridge 62 00:02:45,092 --> 00:02:46,491 and didn't pay for it so... 63 00:02:46,497 --> 00:02:47,894 Mm-hm. Um... 64 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:51,744 It's just that I don't normally share beverages with people. 65 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:53,487 Really. That is shocking news. 66 00:02:53,493 --> 00:02:57,797 Yeah. Yeah. Fortunately, um, you look like you have a clean mouth so... 67 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,313 Sorry. A clean mouth? 68 00:02:59,319 --> 00:03:02,199 Yeah. Some people have nice, clean mouths, 69 00:03:02,205 --> 00:03:05,908 - and some people have sloppy mouths. - I see. 70 00:03:06,905 --> 00:03:09,988 So, hey, I was thinking about our, ah, our launch party, 71 00:03:09,994 --> 00:03:12,953 and I think we should take out like a full page 72 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,859 in the local news, and just make it a... 73 00:03:14,865 --> 00:03:16,170 make it a thing, you know. 74 00:03:16,176 --> 00:03:17,932 Mm... um... 75 00:03:17,938 --> 00:03:19,883 Well, do you not think people are gonna show? 76 00:03:19,889 --> 00:03:22,885 No, no. I do. I just think if we're going big, let's go big. 77 00:03:23,050 --> 00:03:25,089 Yeah. 'Cause um, 'cause I was thinking 78 00:03:25,095 --> 00:03:27,257 what if we did like a soft launch. 79 00:03:27,263 --> 00:03:30,761 Um, and you know, just test the store out on a small group of people. 80 00:03:30,767 --> 00:03:34,525 Did like an exclusive VIP guest list, and offered, 81 00:03:34,531 --> 00:03:37,949 you know, a friends and family discount as incentive. 82 00:03:37,955 --> 00:03:41,050 Ha, now it's sounding like you don't think people will show. 83 00:03:41,345 --> 00:03:42,549 No, I do. 84 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:45,202 I do think, um, that people will come. 85 00:03:45,208 --> 00:03:46,805 It's just, you know, I look to like... 86 00:03:46,811 --> 00:03:49,398 Gwyneth who soft-launched the 'goop' newsletter 87 00:03:49,404 --> 00:03:52,892 and now it's a thriving lifestyle publication slash empire, and... 88 00:03:52,898 --> 00:03:55,781 I have no idea what you're talking about, but it's up to you. 89 00:03:55,787 --> 00:03:57,779 Ah, either way you do need to call the electrician 90 00:03:57,785 --> 00:04:00,816 to hang these lights that were supposed to be up a week ago. 91 00:04:00,822 --> 00:04:02,426 Yeah. Yeah. I was waiting 92 00:04:02,432 --> 00:04:04,425 I was waiting for a call back from him. 93 00:04:04,431 --> 00:04:06,597 - Mm. - But you know what I'm gonna do? 94 00:04:06,603 --> 00:04:07,970 I'm gonna follow up. 95 00:04:07,976 --> 00:04:09,298 Sure. 96 00:04:09,304 --> 00:04:10,883 Can I have my juice back, please? 97 00:04:10,889 --> 00:04:12,471 No. You have a sloppy mouth. 98 00:04:13,870 --> 00:04:15,813 _ 99 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:19,304 Hey, did Mrs. Syzlak call? She's late for her appointment. 100 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:21,806 Um yeah. She cancelled. 101 00:04:21,812 --> 00:04:23,728 She said that her cat is better. 102 00:04:23,992 --> 00:04:25,992 She doesn't have a cat. 103 00:04:25,998 --> 00:04:27,894 Okay. Sorry, who am I thinking of? 104 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:30,730 Um, somebody isn't coming in today 105 00:04:30,736 --> 00:04:32,728 and someone's cat is better. 106 00:04:33,002 --> 00:04:36,910 Oh, and someone's something may be worse... 107 00:04:36,916 --> 00:04:38,228 Is everything okay? 108 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:41,434 You usually take down the messages, even if you forget to give them to me. 109 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,480 It's just that my grades are being posted today 110 00:04:43,486 --> 00:04:45,402 so I'm just kind of avoiding the computer. 111 00:04:45,611 --> 00:04:47,502 Oh. O-o-okay. 112 00:04:47,508 --> 00:04:49,809 Well, that's not really an option 113 00:04:49,815 --> 00:04:52,572 so how about I'll just look for you. 114 00:04:52,861 --> 00:04:54,777 No, it's okay, I can do it. 115 00:04:54,783 --> 00:04:58,855 It's just that if I fail I may need the afternoon off. 116 00:04:58,861 --> 00:05:00,613 Also not an option, 117 00:05:00,619 --> 00:05:03,410 but I will be here for you if it's bad news. 118 00:05:03,605 --> 00:05:05,178 Oh my God, Ted. 119 00:05:05,228 --> 00:05:07,319 - I passed! - Really? 120 00:05:07,325 --> 00:05:09,383 Yeah. I got a 60 and a 65! 121 00:05:09,389 --> 00:05:11,624 No, Alexis, those are the class averages. 122 00:05:11,999 --> 00:05:13,969 You got a 63 and a 68! 123 00:05:13,975 --> 00:05:15,260 Oh my God! 124 00:05:21,068 --> 00:05:23,750 Ju... Well... uh... congrats. 125 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:25,621 Um. Thank you. 126 00:05:26,177 --> 00:05:28,345 Um, I'm just gonna, um... 127 00:05:28,351 --> 00:05:29,929 I'm just gonna call Mrs. Syzlak, 128 00:05:29,935 --> 00:05:32,960 and just make sure that her cat's doing okay. 129 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,632 It's Mrs. Syzlak and she doesn't have a cat, 130 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,617 but you should call her back. And I, in the mean time, 131 00:05:36,623 --> 00:05:39,524 will go to get back to... work-o. 132 00:05:39,530 --> 00:05:42,069 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Mm. 133 00:05:43,537 --> 00:05:45,358 Hmm... 'Kay. 134 00:05:45,741 --> 00:05:47,747 _ 135 00:05:49,601 --> 00:05:52,915 Hi, so I wanted to talk to you about... Oh my God. 136 00:05:52,921 --> 00:05:55,531 Yeah. I know. We're still looking for a place to hang it. 137 00:05:55,537 --> 00:05:57,004 Did it grow? 138 00:05:57,390 --> 00:05:59,984 Can we cover it with something or...? 139 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:01,883 I tried. Sheets aren't big enough. 140 00:06:01,889 --> 00:06:03,414 Can we help you, David? 141 00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:05,218 Uh, yes. 142 00:06:05,224 --> 00:06:07,812 Actually I wanted you to be the first to know 143 00:06:07,818 --> 00:06:11,024 that Patrick and I will be launching the store this Friday. 144 00:06:11,436 --> 00:06:13,298 - Ooh! - Oh great news! 145 00:06:13,304 --> 00:06:14,698 - A grand opening. - Mm. 146 00:06:14,704 --> 00:06:16,930 Hm. We've doing more of a soft launch. 147 00:06:17,626 --> 00:06:20,362 - I don't like the sound of that. - Why? 148 00:06:20,368 --> 00:06:23,340 It's actually a very effective business strategy. 149 00:06:23,346 --> 00:06:25,340 And it's always better to go under. 150 00:06:25,346 --> 00:06:26,824 - Go under? - No. 151 00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:30,007 David, if the business is foundering it's best to tell us now. 152 00:06:30,013 --> 00:06:32,517 No! When it comes to expectations 153 00:06:32,523 --> 00:06:35,493 it's always to go under than over. 154 00:06:35,499 --> 00:06:37,400 Yeah, I don't know if that's true, son. 155 00:06:37,406 --> 00:06:40,180 Every Rose video we opened had fireworks. 156 00:06:40,186 --> 00:06:41,983 Day or night. People love pizazz. 157 00:06:41,989 --> 00:06:44,071 Okay, well, this is gonna be the opposite of that. 158 00:06:44,077 --> 00:06:46,571 We're inviting a select group of VIP's, 159 00:06:46,577 --> 00:06:50,477 and offering a 25 percent friends and family discount. 160 00:06:50,563 --> 00:06:53,203 - Well, that sounds meek. - Okay. 161 00:06:53,209 --> 00:06:56,289 Friends are getting the same discount as family? That doesn't sound right. 162 00:06:56,295 --> 00:06:57,500 Well, that's what we're doing. 163 00:06:57,506 --> 00:06:59,993 Well, what if your mother and I go in and buy something together? 164 00:06:59,999 --> 00:07:02,594 Does that mean we get a 50 percent discount? 165 00:07:02,781 --> 00:07:06,407 Why would you wanna spend less money at my store? 166 00:07:06,413 --> 00:07:11,212 David, we are happy to support this modest little vigil you're hosting 167 00:07:11,218 --> 00:07:12,798 but to hand out discounts 168 00:07:12,804 --> 00:07:14,415 before the store has even birthed 169 00:07:14,421 --> 00:07:17,198 it sounds a tad defeatist. 170 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:19,862 I hope you don't mind if I keep this information to myself. 171 00:07:19,868 --> 00:07:22,292 I don't want you to share the news. 172 00:07:22,298 --> 00:07:24,097 The smaller the better. 173 00:07:24,103 --> 00:07:26,901 Oh, rarely has that been a recipe for success. 174 00:07:26,956 --> 00:07:28,770 I'm really glad I came in here. 175 00:07:31,153 --> 00:07:33,791 - We love you! - Keep reaching, son! 176 00:07:37,161 --> 00:07:38,504 Hello. 177 00:07:38,510 --> 00:07:41,407 Um, I called Mrs. Syzlak, and sorted it all out. 178 00:07:41,413 --> 00:07:43,202 She will be in tomorrow. 179 00:07:43,208 --> 00:07:45,327 So, I'm just gonna go back to my desk, 180 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:47,396 which is where I work. 181 00:07:47,638 --> 00:07:51,214 Uh, we should talk about the kiss. 182 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:52,517 Definitely. 183 00:07:52,908 --> 00:07:55,478 Personally, I don't think it was that a big deal. 184 00:07:55,528 --> 00:07:56,796 Yeah. Neither do I. 185 00:07:56,802 --> 00:08:00,889 We're adults. We should be allowed to have an adult kiss from time to time. 186 00:08:00,895 --> 00:08:03,059 - Totally. An adult kiss. - Yes! 187 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:07,096 Like when parents kiss their friends... ju... on the mouth. 188 00:08:07,190 --> 00:08:09,755 Yes. Like kissing your parents. 189 00:08:09,761 --> 00:08:12,223 That's exactly what I was gonna say. 190 00:08:12,229 --> 00:08:14,049 Yeah. I mean, we're friends so... 191 00:08:14,055 --> 00:08:15,255 Agreed. 192 00:08:16,547 --> 00:08:19,650 Oh! Here's something, speaking of friend stuff, 193 00:08:19,656 --> 00:08:23,034 um... David is doing this friends and family discount 194 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,331 for his store opening. 195 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,956 And I know that you love discounts, 196 00:08:25,962 --> 00:08:28,768 so, I was thinking that maybe we could go... 197 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:31,071 - Yeah. That sounds... yeah. - As friends. 198 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:34,308 I would go as family, and you would go as friends... 199 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:35,514 of the family. 200 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,299 Well, I do love discounts. 201 00:08:37,781 --> 00:08:40,805 In fact they had to delete Groupon from my phone last week, 202 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:44,695 just 'cause three vacuums is enough... vacuums. 203 00:08:44,701 --> 00:08:47,388 Yeah. Cool. Okay. 204 00:08:48,062 --> 00:08:49,582 So um... 205 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,365 back to work-o. 206 00:08:52,371 --> 00:08:54,571 - Watch out! Oh. - Oh! Ow. 207 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:06,319 - Oh my God. - Isn't it something? 208 00:09:06,325 --> 00:09:07,525 Huh? 209 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:10,861 I always felt something was missing in here 210 00:09:10,867 --> 00:09:12,605 and then it occurred to me that... 211 00:09:12,611 --> 00:09:14,582 a lot of family-run businesses 212 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:17,268 hang a portrait of the family in the workplace. 213 00:09:17,274 --> 00:09:19,570 Oh. Well, that reminds me, 214 00:09:19,576 --> 00:09:24,069 I've been meaning to have my family portrait airlifted in... 215 00:09:24,075 --> 00:09:26,070 Well, I know it's a little arresting at first, 216 00:09:26,076 --> 00:09:28,131 but I think with time 217 00:09:28,137 --> 00:09:29,852 you won't even know it's here. 218 00:09:30,429 --> 00:09:34,046 Mm... I don't think that's gonna happen. 219 00:09:35,827 --> 00:09:37,946 You don't look very happy in this. 220 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,903 Well, it wasn't the style to look happy. 221 00:09:39,909 --> 00:09:42,528 The motivation was to look successful. 222 00:09:42,911 --> 00:09:46,419 You know this used to hang in the great hall of our house. 223 00:09:46,425 --> 00:09:49,206 Oh, now this seems a little understated for a great hall. 224 00:09:49,212 --> 00:09:51,205 I'd look at it every morning. 225 00:09:51,809 --> 00:09:54,321 The family often wasn't all together back then, 226 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,829 but, uh, I could look at this and there we were. 227 00:09:58,228 --> 00:10:02,024 Well, you guys are together, like, all the time now, 228 00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:04,748 so, who needs this, 229 00:10:04,754 --> 00:10:06,745 - right? - Well, that's true. 230 00:10:06,935 --> 00:10:10,633 But, this happens to be one of the only possessions that... 231 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,405 wasn't sold off. 232 00:10:12,507 --> 00:10:15,804 Really? You'd think there'd be more of a market 233 00:10:15,810 --> 00:10:19,712 for oversized paintings of other people's families. 234 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:28,067 Why does it seem like Mrs. Roses eyes are... following me? 235 00:10:28,073 --> 00:10:30,149 Oh, she paid extra for that. 236 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,021 - Here you go. - _ 237 00:10:38,027 --> 00:10:40,220 - Two tuna melts. - Oh. I didn't order tuna melts, 238 00:10:40,226 --> 00:10:43,712 - but I don't have time to... - Oh, by the way, I hope you don't mind, 239 00:10:43,718 --> 00:10:46,427 but I told a few people about your big store opening. 240 00:10:46,921 --> 00:10:48,638 Big store opening? 241 00:10:48,644 --> 00:10:50,812 Isn't it a friends and family sale. 242 00:10:51,238 --> 00:10:52,524 Yes. 243 00:10:54,539 --> 00:10:58,019 Which is why you would be invited as a friend. 244 00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:01,908 - Um, who told you about our little... - David, 245 00:11:02,309 --> 00:11:04,243 just the guy I wanted to see. 246 00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:07,319 Listen, uh, Gwen wanted me to ask you 247 00:11:07,325 --> 00:11:10,545 Er, if... if we both have plus-ones for the opening, 248 00:11:10,551 --> 00:11:13,450 or do we have to be each other's plus-ones. 249 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:14,958 Who's Gwen? 250 00:11:18,596 --> 00:11:20,003 That's very funny. 251 00:11:20,009 --> 00:11:23,277 Oh, my mother's boyfriend wanted to bring his secretary. 252 00:11:23,479 --> 00:11:24,770 He did? 253 00:11:25,776 --> 00:11:27,981 Why not. Um, I'm gonna go. 254 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:31,282 But I'm really glad that someone told you.... 255 00:11:31,288 --> 00:11:34,876 um... and Bob... and Gwen. 256 00:11:42,387 --> 00:11:43,823 Uh... 257 00:11:44,807 --> 00:11:47,692 how many people did you tell about Friday? 258 00:11:47,698 --> 00:11:49,784 Just the names on my pre-approved list. Why? 259 00:11:50,028 --> 00:11:52,581 Uh, because I have been approached by a lot of people 260 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,619 who are not on the pre-approved list. 261 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:58,088 Well, you know, sometimes when you tell everyone that it's exclusive, 262 00:11:58,094 --> 00:11:59,993 then everybody just wants in. 263 00:11:59,999 --> 00:12:01,682 Like how many people are we talking about? 264 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:05,509 Uh, I don't know. Twyla's whole family. So, like, 75? 265 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,955 - Should've ordered more food and wine. - Uh... 266 00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:11,335 Well, looks like this soft launch is firming up a bit, huh. 267 00:12:11,341 --> 00:12:12,988 But it's not supposed to be firm. 268 00:12:12,994 --> 00:12:15,863 Well, with this many people it's definitely at least semi-firm. 269 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,871 Okay. Well, as long as it doesn't get hard. 270 00:12:18,096 --> 00:12:21,192 And that's something, that's what I just said to you, so... 271 00:12:26,398 --> 00:12:27,598 What...? 272 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,304 Oh my God. 273 00:12:35,344 --> 00:12:37,744 Hey, back of the line, bro! 274 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:39,424 Hey! No cutting! 275 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:41,915 'Scuse me, this is my store. Who are you? 276 00:12:41,921 --> 00:12:44,337 I'm Darleen's cousin. Who the fuck are you? 277 00:12:44,343 --> 00:12:46,144 My God. Ah... 278 00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:47,827 That kind of language, folks, 279 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:51,034 will not be tolerated at Rose Apothecary. 280 00:12:51,299 --> 00:12:52,501 Thank you. 281 00:12:53,086 --> 00:12:55,049 - This is a safe place. - _ 282 00:12:57,201 --> 00:13:00,448 Uh, so I was just verbally assaulted 283 00:13:00,454 --> 00:13:04,196 by a very off-brand customer in line outside. 284 00:13:05,079 --> 00:13:07,546 Well, David, I have really underestimated you. 285 00:13:07,552 --> 00:13:08,993 How so? 286 00:13:08,999 --> 00:13:10,787 Who knew you had so many friends, 287 00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:12,282 or, uh, family members, 288 00:13:12,288 --> 00:13:14,283 - for that matter. - Okay. What do we do? 289 00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:18,203 - I for one blame Gwyneth. Um... - David, relax. 290 00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:19,663 It's going to be fine. 291 00:13:20,807 --> 00:13:23,916 Oh my God, the lights! I didn't call the electrician. 292 00:13:24,027 --> 00:13:25,228 Do... 293 00:13:25,234 --> 00:13:27,539 Watched a lot of YouTube tutorials. 294 00:13:28,031 --> 00:13:30,255 This is very impressive. 295 00:13:30,261 --> 00:13:32,822 Well, there is a good chance I didn't wire that properly, 296 00:13:32,828 --> 00:13:35,730 so that's why I also got the insurance that you forgot to get. 297 00:13:35,736 --> 00:13:38,924 M'kay. Um, there's only so much that I can do in a day. 298 00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:40,784 - Mm. - So... um... 299 00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:43,361 Are we ready to do this? 300 00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:44,681 Open the doors. 301 00:13:44,687 --> 00:13:45,887 Okay... 302 00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:51,639 Softly. 303 00:13:51,645 --> 00:13:52,851 Okay. 304 00:13:53,639 --> 00:13:56,269 _ 305 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,532 Find everything okay? 306 00:14:06,298 --> 00:14:07,843 _ 307 00:14:09,436 --> 00:14:10,873 Wow. 308 00:14:10,879 --> 00:14:12,175 Wow. 309 00:14:12,363 --> 00:14:14,366 David did all this? 310 00:14:14,975 --> 00:14:16,795 I can't believe it. 311 00:14:16,975 --> 00:14:21,257 He's managed to create, in this town, something truly winsome. 312 00:14:21,956 --> 00:14:23,755 I would shop here, John. 313 00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:26,879 Even without a nagging sense of obligation. 314 00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:30,671 And look at... look at the labels on everything. 315 00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:33,533 'Rose Apothecary.' 316 00:14:34,005 --> 00:14:37,995 The Rose name on another plucky young business. 317 00:14:39,194 --> 00:14:41,111 We should go congratulate him. 318 00:14:41,274 --> 00:14:42,699 We should but... 319 00:14:42,705 --> 00:14:45,085 our son is very hard at work. 320 00:14:51,532 --> 00:14:53,467 Doing it. Here you go. 321 00:14:53,473 --> 00:14:56,160 And the scarf. Is this *** wearing it, is it? 322 00:14:56,722 --> 00:14:59,370 So um, this says foot cream on it. 323 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,300 What happens if I use it on my hand? 324 00:15:01,306 --> 00:15:05,012 Um, I'm pretty sure your hands are gonna be fine. 325 00:15:05,018 --> 00:15:06,860 Okay, and it's like 50 percent off 326 00:15:06,866 --> 00:15:09,151 if Jocelyn and I both buy it at the same time? 327 00:15:09,157 --> 00:15:11,630 Um, n-no. Have you been talking to my dad 328 00:15:11,636 --> 00:15:14,432 - about the discount? - Roly, you can bargain later. 329 00:15:14,438 --> 00:15:17,103 Um, David, I need to ask ya a little question 330 00:15:17,109 --> 00:15:19,611 about this baggy of Joshua tree tea? 331 00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:22,126 - Sure. - Is it drugs? 332 00:15:22,985 --> 00:15:26,382 Uh, no. It's loose leaf tea. 333 00:15:26,388 --> 00:15:29,274 Okay. Because it smells exactly like... 334 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,973 Oh, come on! Ah, wow! 335 00:15:33,526 --> 00:15:35,709 Geez, I didn't realize this place was a front. 336 00:15:35,715 --> 00:15:37,215 It's not a front. 337 00:15:37,221 --> 00:15:41,314 That is a tea that Mr. Hockley makes out of a greenhouse on his farm. 338 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,088 And now that I've said it out loud, I might have to double check. 339 00:15:44,094 --> 00:15:48,630 Hmm. Well, honey, why don't we, um, grab a few bags of Mr. Hockley's... 340 00:15:48,636 --> 00:15:50,661 - tea. - Go get 'em. I love tea. 341 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:53,744 Yeah, I'm a big tea drinker now. 342 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,063 Started drinking tea in high school. 343 00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:01,193 Cedar dragon. 344 00:16:01,969 --> 00:16:04,841 Hm. That's different. What do you think? 345 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:09,945 Um.... mm. Mm, yeah, you know? Um, I don't know. 346 00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:12,758 I mean, it's nice but I also, I don't know. 347 00:16:12,851 --> 00:16:14,583 I think you should probably get it 348 00:16:14,859 --> 00:16:16,687 or not, whatever... 349 00:16:16,693 --> 00:16:18,901 Oh! Look who's here! 350 00:16:18,907 --> 00:16:20,767 Alexis and... 351 00:16:20,878 --> 00:16:22,497 - Ted. - Oh, Ted. 352 00:16:23,269 --> 00:16:24,738 Good to see you, Mr. and Mrs. Rose. 353 00:16:24,744 --> 00:16:27,687 I take it that Alexis has told you the big news? 354 00:16:28,039 --> 00:16:29,658 - Big news? - Um... 355 00:16:29,664 --> 00:16:31,764 well, it wasn't that big a deal, 356 00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:34,484 but the other day at work Ted and I went to hug... 357 00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:38,480 No, ah, actually I was talking about you passing your exams. 358 00:16:38,486 --> 00:16:41,551 Honey! You passed! 359 00:16:41,557 --> 00:16:43,060 Oh! 360 00:16:43,066 --> 00:16:46,976 Alexis, what a delightful surprise! 361 00:16:46,982 --> 00:16:48,444 Not that I'm surprised. 362 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:50,058 I had nothing but doubts... 363 00:16:50,064 --> 00:16:52,873 No doubts. That you could do this. 364 00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:55,756 Well, I'm just glad to be done. 365 00:17:00,522 --> 00:17:03,483 - Well, it's been quite the day, Moira. - Mm-hm. 366 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:07,139 You know, I had an idea about what to do with the portrait. 367 00:17:07,145 --> 00:17:11,373 Oh, it's still there, waiting for us. Isn't it? 368 00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:13,667 I was thinking, to save space, 369 00:17:13,673 --> 00:17:15,715 we could cut our faces out 370 00:17:15,721 --> 00:17:19,259 and make four smaller, individual portraits. 371 00:17:19,759 --> 00:17:21,164 We could... 372 00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:23,251 here's another thought: 373 00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:25,860 we bid it farewell. 374 00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:29,376 Are you kidding? 375 00:17:30,951 --> 00:17:32,582 Doesn't fit, John. 376 00:17:32,588 --> 00:17:34,676 And I don't just mean literally. 377 00:17:35,786 --> 00:17:37,876 We aren't those people anymore. 378 00:17:38,052 --> 00:17:40,448 We are, but we aren't. 379 00:17:40,454 --> 00:17:42,010 You know, you might be right. 380 00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:44,987 It's funny when I look at that portrait now, 381 00:17:44,993 --> 00:17:46,819 I find myself wondering... 382 00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:49,581 Were we really that happy back then? 383 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,101 - Yes. - We were. 384 00:17:53,107 --> 00:17:54,585 Oh, deliriously happy. 385 00:17:54,591 --> 00:17:56,728 Oh, and I miss that beach house. 386 00:17:56,734 --> 00:18:00,327 Oh my God, I still dream that we wake up in our old bed. 387 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,643 - Nothing's changed. - No. 388 00:18:03,311 --> 00:18:05,581 No. We can't go down that road, Moira. 389 00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:09,662 We have to focus on what we do have. 390 00:18:12,377 --> 00:18:13,577 No? 391 00:18:14,255 --> 00:18:15,455 Yes. 392 00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:17,566 Yes. 393 00:18:26,869 --> 00:18:29,360 Ah, hey, I... Alexis? I, um... 394 00:18:29,366 --> 00:18:31,962 Oh, right. You were going that way. 395 00:18:31,968 --> 00:18:35,650 Ah, no, no. I want to say, that I got you a little something 396 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,141 for passing your exams. 397 00:18:37,147 --> 00:18:38,431 Oh. 398 00:18:40,876 --> 00:18:44,570 Oh, Ted! You picked up a stick. 399 00:18:44,576 --> 00:18:48,306 Uh, no, it's a... it's a pencil shaped like a twig. 400 00:18:48,425 --> 00:18:49,869 I got it at the store. 401 00:18:49,999 --> 00:18:52,018 Wasn't that was sneaky of you. 402 00:18:52,024 --> 00:18:55,618 I will definitely try to use this. 403 00:18:55,624 --> 00:18:57,616 It looks very delicate. 404 00:18:57,622 --> 00:18:59,912 Yeah, it's a lot more expensive than I thought, too. 405 00:18:59,918 --> 00:19:02,147 I hate it when they don't put price tags on things. 406 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:04,744 Thank you, Ted. 407 00:19:09,394 --> 00:19:11,420 Oh, no... 408 00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:13,034 I didn't... I didn't mean. 409 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,532 That was supposed to be like, um... 410 00:19:14,538 --> 00:19:16,917 like a thank you adult kiss. 411 00:19:17,118 --> 00:19:21,008 Yeah, the thing is... I think, um, maybe we should just avoid... 412 00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:22,823 kisses for a while. 413 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,258 Even adult ones. 414 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:26,503 Of course. 415 00:19:26,509 --> 00:19:29,764 Probably better if we just adult hug 416 00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:32,355 and adult work together. 417 00:19:32,850 --> 00:19:34,660 I totally get that. 418 00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:35,935 Okay. 419 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,655 Great. 420 00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:40,926 Adult high five? 421 00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:44,120 Yeah. 422 00:19:56,478 --> 00:19:58,079 Well, this was a success. 423 00:19:58,085 --> 00:19:59,988 I would say so. Yeah. 424 00:19:59,994 --> 00:20:02,183 Although, you know, we'd be, ah, 25 percent richer 425 00:20:02,189 --> 00:20:03,496 If we just done a hard launch. 426 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:04,980 But hey, I'm just a numbers guy. 427 00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:07,988 Mm-hm. Um, but had we not done the soft launch 428 00:20:07,994 --> 00:20:10,605 we wouldn't have lured all those people. 429 00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:12,395 Mm. Well, you know, the best thing is 430 00:20:12,401 --> 00:20:15,703 that we never have to talk about it again because we've officially open. 431 00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:17,305 That is true. 432 00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:19,047 Congratulations, man. 433 00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:20,821 Congratulations to you. 434 00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:32,062 - I can fix that. Kinda liking... - Okay. Yeah. I was just gonna 435 00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:34,513 say that that might need fixing. 436 00:20:37,969 --> 00:20:39,675 Well, it fits here. 437 00:20:40,094 --> 00:20:42,703 I wonder what else the Van Housens took from us. 438 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,763 Don't waste your time thinking about those human vultures. 439 00:20:46,075 --> 00:20:47,893 I think they did us a favour. 440 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:52,633 They sent us a reminder that it's not always good to hold onto the past. 441 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:54,990 Speak for yourself, I look super cute. 442 00:20:54,996 --> 00:20:56,954 Okay, that's not actually your body though. 443 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,024 Um, okay, but it's my face, David. 444 00:20:59,030 --> 00:21:00,724 Okay, let's go. 445 00:21:03,189 --> 00:21:05,480 There's something really weird happening with mom's eyes. 446 00:21:05,486 --> 00:21:07,495 It's like they're following me. 447 00:21:07,873 --> 00:21:09,756 - Oh, they are. - Oh God. 448 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:21,521 Corrections by PetaG Schitt's Creek - S03E12 - Friends and Family