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David? My nails aren't dry yet.

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Alexis, I stumbled upon Ted
in the café this morning,

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he sends his regards.

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That's nice. Um, what did he say?

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Nothing, we merely
exchanged familial smiles.

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He seemed quite taken
with an older woman,

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so I thought best not to intrude.

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Love that for him.

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I mean, that could've
been anyone though, right,

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like a mother, or a close friend?

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They were canoodling in the
banquette for all to see,

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so I'd be rather concerned if
that were his mother, David.

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Okay. Um, in other news,

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I recently discovered that
I'm allergic to pitted fruits.

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- Canoodling?
- Oh.

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Um... did she have like
a braid in her hair?

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No, no braid. Uh,
looked more like thick,

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healthy hair woven together loosely.

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I can't believe he's
still dating Heather.

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I know, it's crazy.

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I believe that was her name, Heather.

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Okay, do we have somewhere to be?

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Alexis, he doesn't still
hold any interest for you?

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No, it's not as if you've
been spending all your time

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holed up in your room, alone.

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Yeah, no, I'm just
like taking time for me.

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- Mhmm.
- Good!

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That's the most important
relationship of all.

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Don't you give another thought to Ted

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- and his striking older lover.
- Okay, I am going for a jog.

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Ok, um, but you're in like a day dress.

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Mhmm, I am.

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Okay, I have never heard someone say

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so many wrong things,
one after the other,

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consecutively, in a row.

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David! How was I to know that
Ted would be such a trigger,

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all these years later?

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A year later, and she
is like right back in it.

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So you might wanna pay
a little more attention

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to your daughter's life,
if only to alleviate

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the weight of me having
to deal with it, every day.

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Oh.

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I... I did call that other
woman charming, didn't I?

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Striking, I believe was the word

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you used to describe Ted's new
girlfriend, who isn't Alexis.

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Well to my credit, she was.

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-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
-- Synced Bobs&Boba --

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Roland, you're here... early.

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I've decided it's time
I become a team player.

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Well, that's good! And
as coach of the team,

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I'm gonna ask you to take
your feet off my desk.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Johnny,

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I love all this water cooler talk,

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but let's get down to business.

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I was lookin' around this
place, and boom, it hit me!

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There's a lotta wasted space in here.

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I mean this should be an
area for guests to come

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and mix and mingle.

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Well, I don't think I
like the thought of guests

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mingling in my office.

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That's what their rooms are for.

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Ah, but, do the rooms have a...

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... beer fridge?

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- Where did this come from?
- I brought it over this morning.

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Joce wanted a little extra
space for the new baby,

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and I thought why not help
out a buddy in the process?

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And how's this helping me?

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Well, you can sell beers
to the guests, Johnny,

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unless of course you're
trying not to make money,

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which would explain a
couple of things here.

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Well of course I'm tryin' to make money.

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Johnny, if it makes
any difference to you,

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I've already sold 2 beers
to a fellow staff member.

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Would that staff member be you?

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Yes, it would. I'm gonna
have 'em after lunch.

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Now the big question
is where to put the TV?

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- What TV?
- Well, Johnny,

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you can't expect guests to
sit around with their beers

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staring at you.

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Oh God... you knock me out, kid.

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Okay, you know what, your
job here is not CEO, Roland,

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you were hired to do some
work around the motel.

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So I'm gonna say no to the TV.

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Okay, Johnny, I hear
ya loud and clear. Geez.

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Off to work.

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I cursed those bears
with the little strength

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that I could muster up.

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Hi!

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We're all just hanging out before work?

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Was there a text chain
that I wasn't on, or... ?

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Well, it's not exactly before work

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the store opened about
25 minutes ago, so.

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But yes, there is a chain,
and no, you're not on it.

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You're kind. I noticed
we moved the lip balms.

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Yeah, because we got
these new breath mints in

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and I wanted to give
'em a fighting chance

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by putting 'em up near the cash.

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- Huh.
- Uh oh.

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What, is something wrong?

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No, they're just new mints
that haven't been sampled yet,

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so for all we know,
they could be poison,

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and we're moving the
lip balms, best sellers,

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all the way to the corner, here.

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Okay, well I don't think
that the mints are poison.

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They're very delicious.

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Point is, these are
a staple of the store.

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They're at the cash,
people come to the cash

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- expecting the lip balm.
- Mhmm.

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I just wish they had been
consulted before they were moved.

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David you move things without consulting
me all the time. Like the brooms!

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Okay, well they were fugly
brooms with big red handles.

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They didn't match our sand
and stone color palette.

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Well, this is clearly
a high stakes situation,

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so maybe you wanna close the
store down and figure it out.

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You know, David, one of
the fundamental pillars

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of any successful business person

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is their ability to compromise.

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Hm, I have to agree
with Patrick on this one.

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I don't think there's
anything you have to do,

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and I compromise all the time.

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- What?
- Nothing, I just um,

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just remembering all those
times that you compromised.

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I was just thinking
about the same things,

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because there, there's
so many to flip through.

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Okay, last week, I let you
pick the movie we watched.

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You made me pick between
two Sandra Bullock vehicles.

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And you picked "The Lake House",

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which was the correct
choice. Just so that you know,

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making someone choose between
two things that you like,

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is not exactly a compromise.

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I am fine with compromise.

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It's just this situation
that's bothering me.

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So why don't we just put
everything back exactly

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- as it was, and start again?
- So in that case,

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I know that you were
planning to go pick up

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the tote bags later this afternoon,

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even though I'd asked
you do to that 2 days ago,

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so maybe in the interest of compromise,

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you could go and do that... now?

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Fine.

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Stevie, would you care to join me?

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- No.
- Fair enough.

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So you guys are just gonna stay behind

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and talk about me after I've left.

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You know, swap stories
about how I don't compromise.

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- Yeah, pretty much.
- Mhmm.

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Here's your tea, Mrs. Rose.

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Thank you, Twyla.

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So, it looks like I will
be seeing you tonight.

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Why would that happen?

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Well, Alexis came by this morning

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and was really adamant
that we go out tonight.

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Apparently I've been taking
too much time for myself,

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and I need to get back
out there and meet people.

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Is that so?

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Yeah, I actually had plans tonight,

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but Alexis said it would be
best if I just canceled them.

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She's gonna help me
get ready at the motel,

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and then we're gonna
go to the bar together.

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Always the little philanthrope.

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Though it's possible this outing

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might serve you both well.

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I'm sure you're not aware of this but,

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our Alexis is unfortunately
suffering a bit of a dry spell.

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Exacerbated by this situation
with... the former lover, Ted,

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and his new girlfriend, Harriet?

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- You mean Heather?
- I believe it's Heather.

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Yeah, um, Ted and Heather
have been together for...

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hm, a while now.

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They started dating when
Alexis was still working

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at the vet's office.

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She says it doesn't bother
her, but... sometimes I wonder.

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Always the closed book,
our Alexis. Bless her soul.

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I've always found her to
be pretty open about things.

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A closed book that falls open

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the second you take it off the shelf.

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That's enough gossip for today, Twyla.

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No, I'm not comfortable
discussing the intimate details

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of Alexis' private life,
with her not present.

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Oh, I wasn't gossiping,

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it was just that you brought it up.

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So I just wanted to
clarify that it was...

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Gossip is the devil's telephone.

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Best to just hang up.

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I left messages.

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You did, well I didn't know that.

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Uh, Donald seems to
think that you said...

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What's going on?

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Well, Erin Brockovich

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has just started her
job at the law firm,

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and she's not getting
the respect she deserves,

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- because of the way she dresses.
- Not the movie!

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This!

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Oh, well I'm just showing

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a couple of our guests the set up.

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Turns out, Carmine, here,
is a big Albert Finney fan.

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Roland, can I have a word?

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Keep it on pause, boys.

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Yeah, okay, I know
what you're gonna say.

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Better than expected, huh?

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I specifically said no TV.

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Johnny, I thought you were joking.

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Why would you think I was joking?

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I dunno, maybe it's
your dry wit, you know,

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that never quite hits the target.

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You're gonna have to
say goodbye to Carmine

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and his friend.

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It's his brother, Brian.

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Although they could be
friends too, I don't know,

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they could be brothers and friends.

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Guys, how would you
describe your relationship?

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- Roland?
- Friendly?

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You're supposed to be
weeding the back lawn today!

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Okay, but for the sake
of customer service,

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try to chill out, my man.

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I will chill out when
the back lawn gets weeded!

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Oh fine.

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Fellas, finish it without me, sorry.

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I trusted you.

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Sorry about that, I really am.

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I don't need pity, I need a paycheck.

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And I've looked, but when
you spent the past 6 years

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raising babies, it's really hard...

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Has she broken up
with the boyfriend yet?

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... are you gettin' every
word of this down, honey?

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Or am I talkin' too fast for you?

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Notice some of our more
discreet backroom items

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are now on display at
the front of the store.

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That would have nothing
to do with the conversation

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we just had before I left, would it?

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Oh, well people have
been asking for plungers,

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and uh, you insist on
keeping them hidden away

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in the back room because
you find them offensive.

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- Hmm.
- So, uh,

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I thought given the demand
for some more basic items,

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this could be a good
opportunity for you to...

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make a compromise.

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Okay, I mean if assaulting customers

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with the sight of a toilet plunger

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the minute they walk in the door

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is something that you consider to be

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an effective business strategy,

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then that is a compromise
that I am willing to make.

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Are you sure?

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- Look at his face.
- Look at your face.

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Yes, yes.

249
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,168
Okay, great.

250
00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:10,681
Well, then obviously
you'll have no problem

251
00:11:10,705 --> 00:11:12,567
if I get the toilet
brushes out here, too.

252
00:11:15,032 --> 00:11:17,028
Is something wrong, David?

253
00:11:19,097 --> 00:11:20,317
No.

254
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:32,358
You do this every night you go out?

255
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,072
I do this every night.

256
00:11:34,231 --> 00:11:36,699
Well, look at the two of you.

257
00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:40,266
Oh you remind me of my
days at the old Mudd Club

258
00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:41,673
on the Lower East Side.

259
00:11:42,783 --> 00:11:45,871
I remember one regrettably early morning

260
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,340
with Johnny Thunders.

261
00:11:47,365 --> 00:11:48,842
Okay, can we help you with something?

262
00:11:48,867 --> 00:11:51,468
Oh, I'm sorry, can't a
mother show a little interest

263
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,464
in her only daughter's social calendar?

264
00:11:54,519 --> 00:11:57,850
So, what establishment are
we going to grace tonight?

265
00:11:58,081 --> 00:12:00,019
It's just a bar on the outside of town.

266
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,954
And how are we getting around?

267
00:12:02,023 --> 00:12:03,903
They don't allow you to
drink and drive anymore.

268
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,801
We will be taking a cab.

269
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:08,861
No you won't! I will drive you!

270
00:12:08,972 --> 00:12:10,873
Oh dear, I have the night to myself,

271
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,511
and I would like nothing better

272
00:12:12,616 --> 00:12:15,017
than to find a new man for Twyla.

273
00:12:16,847 --> 00:12:20,773
I see before me, a beautiful
young woman in her prime,

274
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,628
who deserves every happiness.

275
00:12:24,969 --> 00:12:29,538
Mrs. Rose, that's the nicest
thing anyone's ever said to me.

276
00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,628
And I mean every word of it.

277
00:12:33,308 --> 00:12:35,721
So I think you girls should
allow me to play chauffeur

278
00:12:35,746 --> 00:12:37,880
for the evening. It'll be
the black car out front.

279
00:12:37,905 --> 00:12:40,727
Okay, I know what our car
looks like, but thank you.

280
00:12:53,799 --> 00:12:55,065
Oh.

281
00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:56,624
Before you go in,

282
00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:00,447
a bit of advice from
someone who's been around.

283
00:13:00,515 --> 00:13:02,643
Okay, pretty sure we
didn't ask you, but sure.

284
00:13:02,668 --> 00:13:06,797
If, and when, you meet
someone who catches your eye,

285
00:13:06,822 --> 00:13:08,776
hold his gaze.

286
00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:11,408
Then walk up behind him,

287
00:13:11,738 --> 00:13:14,486
trace a single finger down his back.

288
00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:18,517
And if he follows you into
a dark corner of the bar,

289
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:20,109
it's meant to be.

290
00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:22,035
Hm, that sounds super embarrassing.

291
00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:24,147
It was my go-to move many years ago,

292
00:13:24,273 --> 00:13:25,940
and it always paid off.

293
00:13:26,812 --> 00:13:28,908
And do you know who my last target was?

294
00:13:28,911 --> 00:13:30,124
- Who was it?
- Ooh.

295
00:13:30,149 --> 00:13:32,245
John Cougar...

296
00:13:32,247 --> 00:13:33,804
- No.
- ... Mellencamp.

297
00:13:35,507 --> 00:13:37,340
But guess who drove me home that night?

298
00:13:37,365 --> 00:13:39,566
- Mr. Rose.
- Yes, you're right.

299
00:13:39,721 --> 00:13:41,941
And that car ride was better

300
00:13:41,966 --> 00:13:45,158
than any dark corner dalliance with JCM.

301
00:13:45,183 --> 00:13:46,425
Ew.

302
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:51,005
Sometimes in life and in
love risks must be taken.

303
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:53,697
One never knows what may happen.

304
00:13:54,886 --> 00:13:56,752
Okay? Shall I wait here for you both?

305
00:13:56,777 --> 00:13:59,016
Um, we're not in high
school, so I think we're good,

306
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,907
- but thank you.
- Okay.

307
00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:03,810
Thanks for the ride, Mrs. Rose.

308
00:14:03,835 --> 00:14:06,370
Okay, thanks!

309
00:14:07,399 --> 00:14:10,540
Alexis! You're wrinkled in the back.

310
00:14:10,565 --> 00:14:13,820
- Ooh? What?
- Confidence, girls!

311
00:14:30,212 --> 00:14:32,145
Roland!

312
00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:36,239
Take 'em off!

313
00:14:37,579 --> 00:14:39,490
You're taking off? All right,
have a good night, Johnny.

314
00:14:39,514 --> 00:14:41,051
What're you still doing here?

315
00:14:41,076 --> 00:14:43,614
Well, I'm just kicking back a
little bit. It was a busy day.

316
00:14:43,639 --> 00:14:46,486
Roland! You have a
pregnant wife at home,

317
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,812
it's 9:00 at night, you're
here playing video games?

318
00:14:48,837 --> 00:14:50,203
What are you, hiding out?

319
00:14:50,229 --> 00:14:52,429
No, I'm not hiding out, Johnny.

320
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,594
Good evening, gentlemen.

321
00:14:54,663 --> 00:14:56,029
Jocelyn.

322
00:14:56,097 --> 00:14:57,508
Roland, I brought you ribs for dinner.

323
00:14:57,532 --> 00:14:58,990
Oh thank you, honey.

324
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:02,669
So, he seems to be making
himself comfortable here.

325
00:15:02,737 --> 00:15:05,338
Yes, a little... little too comfortable.

326
00:15:05,407 --> 00:15:07,707
Jocelyn, I don't wanna
start anything here,

327
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,935
but Roland did finish
work a few hours ago,

328
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:13,913
and I was telling him that
he should be... heading home?

329
00:15:13,982 --> 00:15:15,271
Here's the thing.

330
00:15:15,296 --> 00:15:17,817
I have just remembered
how attentive Roland gets

331
00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:22,332
when I am pregnant. He is
very hands on, very concerned,

332
00:15:22,357 --> 00:15:25,624
and he is just always... there.

333
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:30,363
So we were thinking that
it might better, for me,

334
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:33,142
if we could just kind of
extend his work day, you know,

335
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,413
to allow for some more alone time.

336
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,880
For me.

337
00:15:36,905 --> 00:15:39,491
Okay. I understand.

338
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,314
Oh!

339
00:15:41,339 --> 00:15:44,140
Wow! I just upgraded my wand!

340
00:15:44,245 --> 00:15:47,213
Two more levels and I'll have
enough opals to buy the harp.

341
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,371
Way to go, honey!

342
00:15:49,396 --> 00:15:54,342
Alone time, Johnny. I
just need some alone time.

343
00:16:00,264 --> 00:16:02,829
So, I don't think I'm gonna
need a ride home tonight.

344
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,908
Oh my God, that's so great!

345
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:07,066
Because I think I'm
going home with a guy.

346
00:16:07,135 --> 00:16:09,202
No, yeah, I pieced that together.

347
00:16:09,204 --> 00:16:12,038
He plays soccer, and
he works at the quarry,

348
00:16:12,063 --> 00:16:14,397
and we both have the same
second favourite color.

349
00:16:14,789 --> 00:16:16,209
So important.

350
00:16:16,234 --> 00:16:17,968
Your mom's trick totally worked.

351
00:16:17,993 --> 00:16:20,480
I ran my finger down the
backs of three different guys,

352
00:16:20,548 --> 00:16:22,101
and one of them turned around.

353
00:16:22,126 --> 00:16:23,659
It's a total numbers game.

354
00:16:23,921 --> 00:16:25,054
You're gonna be okay?

355
00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:28,013
Yeah, yeah, for sure. Of course.

356
00:16:28,223 --> 00:16:30,657
I'm just so glad I took a risk.

357
00:16:30,982 --> 00:16:32,762
Speaking of which...

358
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:35,328
that guy over there,

359
00:16:35,396 --> 00:16:37,278
he's been staring at you all night.

360
00:17:09,263 --> 00:17:11,276
- Hello?
- Hey.

361
00:17:11,301 --> 00:17:14,467
- Hello?
- Hey, can you hear me?

362
00:17:14,469 --> 00:17:16,536
Just joking, you've
got Ted's voice-mail.

363
00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:18,438
Don't you hate it when people do that?

364
00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:21,007
Me too, and yet I just did it.

365
00:17:21,009 --> 00:17:24,210
Anyway, leave a message and
I'll call you back.

366
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,872
You know, I have to say,

367
00:17:31,897 --> 00:17:34,154
if we hadn't put these babies out there,

368
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,646
there's a strong possibility

369
00:17:35,671 --> 00:17:37,204
we wouldn't have sold two of 'em today.

370
00:17:37,292 --> 00:17:39,192
And a brush.

371
00:17:39,494 --> 00:17:42,462
But at what cost? You know?

372
00:17:42,487 --> 00:17:44,530
And the mark-up on the
plungers is actually very good.

373
00:17:44,555 --> 00:17:45,513
Hmm.

374
00:17:45,538 --> 00:17:48,077
Makes me think that we
should be taking more products

375
00:17:48,102 --> 00:17:50,890
from the back and actually
putting them out there.

376
00:17:50,915 --> 00:17:52,448
Mhmm.

377
00:17:54,776 --> 00:17:57,310
Okay, no, no, no, no, no.

378
00:17:57,335 --> 00:17:58,507
No! no!

379
00:17:58,532 --> 00:18:02,298
Fine, I'm terrible at
compromise! There, I said it.

380
00:18:02,369 --> 00:18:05,711
Like Beyonce, I excel as a solo artist,

381
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:08,588
and I was also dressed by
my mother well into my teens,

382
00:18:08,656 --> 00:18:11,224
- okay?
- Let it out David, let it out.

383
00:18:11,226 --> 00:18:13,926
I'm sorry that I just
know what looks correct.

384
00:18:13,951 --> 00:18:17,173
And this situation is not correct!

385
00:18:17,198 --> 00:18:20,601
Toilet plungers on display
at the front of a store,

386
00:18:20,626 --> 00:18:22,311
is incorrect!

387
00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:26,220
Breath mints where the lip
balms should be. Not correct!

388
00:18:26,245 --> 00:18:27,087
Not correct.

389
00:18:27,112 --> 00:18:30,553
These mountaineering shoes
that my boyfriend is wearing,

390
00:18:30,578 --> 00:18:32,962
looking like Oprah on
a Thanksgiving Day hike,

391
00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:34,704
incorrect.

392
00:18:34,729 --> 00:18:37,897
I'm sorry, what did you just say?

393
00:18:37,922 --> 00:18:40,423
I said the breath mints need to move.

394
00:18:40,463 --> 00:18:43,505
I think it was something
about your boyfriend's shoes?

395
00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:45,758
Um... I don't remember saying that.

396
00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:47,627
Yeah, no, that's what I heard.

397
00:18:47,695 --> 00:18:49,495
Well hey, my boyfriend
doesn't like the shoes,

398
00:18:49,498 --> 00:18:51,297
I could, I could take the shoes off.

399
00:18:51,322 --> 00:18:53,256
I mean, or not. I don't
remember saying it.

400
00:18:53,301 --> 00:18:55,335
So, you can do whatever you'd like.

401
00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:59,038
I think my work here is done.

402
00:18:59,107 --> 00:19:01,731
And what work is that, exactly?

403
00:19:08,184 --> 00:19:10,786
My boyfriend doesn't like the shoes,
so I'm gonna take the shoes off.

404
00:19:10,811 --> 00:19:12,852
Okay, before you do that, um,

405
00:19:12,854 --> 00:19:16,789
I just wanna let you know that
sock feet in a public place

406
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,645
is also incorrect.

407
00:19:18,993 --> 00:19:21,828
We do what we have to do.

408
00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:32,328
Hello, you!

409
00:19:32,353 --> 00:19:36,655
Hey. You were in the bar?
How did I not see you?

410
00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:41,758
I... I wanted to wait for you,
but I got bored in the car.

411
00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:45,886
Bored, so I found a
lovely little speakeasy

412
00:19:45,911 --> 00:19:47,832
at the back of the club.

413
00:19:49,262 --> 00:19:51,061
Where's Twyla?

414
00:19:51,086 --> 00:19:54,687
Oh, she used your
little... finger trick.

415
00:19:54,712 --> 00:19:59,099
Oh! So I guess we won't
be waiting for her!

416
00:19:59,101 --> 00:20:01,468
- Guess we won't.
- No.

417
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,292
Are you goin' back in?

418
00:20:03,584 --> 00:20:07,186
No. There's no one in there for me.

419
00:20:10,379 --> 00:20:12,913
Okay.

420
00:20:12,981 --> 00:20:15,248
Well, I...

421
00:20:15,251 --> 00:20:17,992
I didn't want to say this
in front of Twyla but...

422
00:20:19,313 --> 00:20:23,356
there was a reason I
drew Mr. Cougar Mellencamp

423
00:20:23,425 --> 00:20:26,460
into that dark corner of the
bar instead of your father.

424
00:20:26,485 --> 00:20:29,286
I don't need to know how
this story ends, so...

425
00:20:29,506 --> 00:20:32,620
Your father was with
someone at the time.

426
00:20:33,946 --> 00:20:37,886
But I knew there was something
between us. I just knew it.

427
00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:43,104
Whatever it was, it
was worth waiting for.

428
00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:46,561
Well, that's very cute for you,

429
00:20:46,586 --> 00:20:48,786
but I don't know what
that has to do with me.

430
00:20:48,884 --> 00:20:50,736
It took a year.

431
00:20:51,611 --> 00:20:52,940
A year?

432
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,963
But if it's meant to
be, they'll come around!

433
00:20:58,192 --> 00:21:00,830
Mhmm.

434
00:21:01,854 --> 00:21:05,682
- Should we call it a night?
- Yes.

435
00:21:06,281 --> 00:21:08,215
I think so, too.

436
00:21:14,927 --> 00:21:17,461
- I'm driving?
- That's a good idea!

437
00:21:18,531 --> 00:21:21,803
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