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Flowers!

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Oh, John, I do love how
you keep the magic alive.

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Well they're not from me, Moira.

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"Sorry for your loss.
She was really something."

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Ew. Who was something?

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Well, I don't know.

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They didn't even... put
their name on the card.

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- Mom?
- In here.

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Oh, thank God.

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The internet says you're dead.

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What? Whadda ya mean?

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Who's saying that?
Your mother's not dead.

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I'm standing right here.

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Yeah, well now I know, but it's weird

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- 'cause they're still saying it.
- So people are believing it?

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Um, well it doesn't help
that Alexis just tweeted

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"Goodbye to a great actress,"
with a cool sunglasses emoji.

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Ok, I'm wearing sunglasses
because I'm in mourning, David.

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What is the source of this falsehood?

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And what photo are they using?

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Unclear and primarily a
head-shot from the 90's,

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so fresh, and young, and permed.

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So what are you saying?

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The entire internet
thinks your mother is dead?

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Um, well not like the entire internet.

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It's not even trending,
which is actually kind of sad.

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- Mhmm.
- That's what you think is sad?

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Someone just dropped these off for you.

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I'm assuming you're not dead?

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All right, consider
this camel's back broken.

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Who sends pink carnations?

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-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
-- Synced by Boba&Bobs --

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Oh Johnny, Johnny, get over here.

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Come on, lemme give you one.

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Oh yeah. Oh good, that
feels good, doesn't it?

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- She's...
- Let it out.

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She's not dead, Roland.

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Boy, it's strange, I can
almost still smell her perfume.

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It's because I was just talking to her.

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Well, I understand. You know,

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sometimes I wear Jocelyn's
robe when she's outta town.

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Yeah, it was a misprint, Roland,

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Moira's very much alive.

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Oh, well, thank god! Geez.

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You know, I gotta be honest with you,

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this news really kinda hit me hard.

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That's... very nice.

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Yeah, the first thing I thought of is

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what would happen to the baby
if something happened to us?

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Roland, this is kind
of a heavy conversation

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- to have at 9 a.m., isn't it?
- Johnny, Johnny,

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I want you to be the
godfather to my child.

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What?

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Well, it's a no-brainer, Johnny.

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- I mean, we're best friends.
- Yeah... but are we?

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And to mark the occasion,

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I wanna take you to a celebratory lunch.

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Well that's not necessary.

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Well, nothing's too good for
the godfather of my child.

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I can't believe it.

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I mean, I literally saw her
walk past the cafe yesterday.

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I know.

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And again you know,
my thing with ghosts?

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- Yeah.
- But she didn't seem angry

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- like the other ones.
- Oh.

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You know, it says here,

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that Moira was projected to be nominated

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for 10 Daytime People's Choice Awards.

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- 12!
- Oh my god.

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The most projected nominee

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- to have never actually been nominated.
- Moira?

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We were just reading an
article that said you were...

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Shh. Fear not. She hath risen!

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It's so good to see you. In the flesh.

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Credit that internet!

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Due to careless reporting,

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and the gullibility of the masses,

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everyone thinks I've died.

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Yeah, because the news is everywhere.

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Thank you.

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Did you see the byline
by Maria Menounos?

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No? How did it go?

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The unsung hero of afternoon television.

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Oh they're singing my praises now.

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Oh Moira, we are so
happy that you are okay!

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Yes, Jocelyn, thank you.

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Can you imagine an alternate universe

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in which I've actually died?

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Wow. I wonder what you'd be saying.

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I don't even wanna think about it.

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I know, right? But theoretically,

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what do we think we'd
be saying right now?

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Uh, she always kept things interesting.

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Yeah.

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Or uh... heaven just got
its newest leading lady.

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Alrighty, I think we should
get to rehearsal, okay?

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We can revisit this later.

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Thank you so much
for taking me out, David.

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I really needed it.

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Especially after everything
that's going on with Mom.

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Okay, is that the reason,

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or is it because I'm on a buying trip,

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and that means you get free samples?

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We make a very good team, David.

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You do the talking, and
I sample the merchandise.

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And speaking of, we
might have to circle back

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and get more of these
peanut butter things

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- from those old farm witches.
- They were Mennonites,

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and I would put the
peanut butter square down,

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we're about to spend the
afternoon sampling a lot of cheese.

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Hmm. Nom nom for us, David.

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Never say nom nom, again.

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Anyway, this is a very
important account for me.

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I've been trying for the
past little while to secure

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an exclusivity deal with this vendor,

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but she's very picky
about her retailers.

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Everyone's trying to get their
greasy hands on her cheese.

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Ew, David.

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Wait, Warner Farms?

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Does this cheese woman
have animals on her farms?

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Like goats? Does she have goats?

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Well, we're about to
sample some goat's cheese,

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so I would imagine she
has goats on her farm.

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- This is Heather Warner's farm, David.
- I know.

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No, like Heather, Heather.
Like, Ted's Heather.

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What? She's like 50.

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0 She's 42, and I know!
- Ugh!

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Okay.

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You know what?

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I can't have your personal drama

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storming over my business
dealings right now,

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so I think it's best if
you got out of the car,

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- and walked home.
- Walked home?

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That would take like 15 minutes, David,

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that's absolutely not happening.

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Anyway, don't worry
about me. I'll be fine.

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Okay. Um, then maybe it's
best if you stayed in the car

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with the windows down.

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Stop it, David, I'm not a baby.

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So just...

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So Roland, I've been thinking about

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your very generous offer to
be godfather to your baby.

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It's not an offer, Johnny,
it's an offer you can't refuse.

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- Oh. Ha ha, Marlon Brando.
- Right, but from what movie?

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- The Godfather.
- No, from Casino.

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Okay, fine.

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It wasn't Casino, Brando
wasn't in Casino, but...

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- Hmm?
- Roland,

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I assume when you say
godfather that it's, you know,

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just an honorary title?

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No. You'd have to step
in and raise my kid

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if something happened to Jocelyn or me.

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Which isn't gonna happen,
but you never know in life.

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Our house inspector said that
our furnace could go any day.

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Oh, and I'm thinking of getting Joce

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his-and-hers cliff diving
lessons for her birthday.

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Oh, yeah, well you see
that... concerns me a little.

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Well, those are just kind
of extreme examples, Johnny.

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I mean, other than that I'm
in the prime of good health.

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Except for this
friggin' mole on my back.

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Okay, scoop of tuna on the
Mediterranean salad, for you.

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Thank you.

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And the usual fried chicken
on a waffle, extra skin.

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- Okay.
- I will be right back

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- with the hot sauce and butter.
- Yes, and the gravy,

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Twyla, please. Thank you. Ah.

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See the thing is, Roland,
I don't think you realize...

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... just how big a
responsibility you'd be,

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I don't wanna say
strapping to my back, but...

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Well, Johnny, that's why I'm asking you

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because um, I consider you family.

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Oh. Well, as a family member,

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I feel we can say
anything to each other.

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- Sure.
- And, quite frankly,

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your lifestyle choices

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are making me just a little nervous.

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Don't worry about me. Mmm mm.

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- I'm okay.
- Good.

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It's just a little
piece of skin back there.

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Hmm.

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- I got it. Still good.
- Hmm.

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Do you wanna have a bite?

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I'll give you a bite you can't refuse.

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No, no, that's okay.
That's fine. I am done.

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Well, this is quite the spread.

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Hm, yeah. Look at all this cheese.

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Nom nom for...

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I'm glad we could
finally make this happen.

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I know I've been a
little hard to pin down.

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It's just we're a family-run business,

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and there's an apprehension
about branching out.

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I totally, totally get that.

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We are also a family-run business.

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- This is my sister.
- Oh!

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I thought you had a
male business partner.

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Oh, I do. She is an intern.

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Oh.

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Um, in training to be CEO
of executive buying so... Okay.

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Anyway, I just thought
if we partnered together,

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we'd be able to extend
your customer base,

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and raise your brand awareness.

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Ultimately, like, raise brand awareness.

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Listen, David, I love your store.

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But I wanna be up front with you.

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I have been approached by
a couple of other retailers

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that I have to consider.

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Hm. Someone's in demand, isn't she?

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Which makes sense because
this cheese is amazing and...

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like I don't usually
love goat cheese, but...

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Thank you. I do have
some prize-winning goats.

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And it doesn't hurt
that I'm dating a vet.

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Fun. Mm hmm.

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Must be very helpful for you.

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How's that going?

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You know, there is something
so familiar about your voice.

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Oh. No, people have told
me that I just have like,

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- one of those voices.
- Mhmm.

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Super generic and trill.

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Anyway, I just happened
to eat one of those

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pieces of blue cheese,

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and normally I don't like
blue cheese in my mouth,

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but that was very... not bad.

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I am with you. I wasn't
a fan of it either

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until I started using it in salads.

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- Oh.
- Speaking of salads,

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I just whipped up a big lunch.

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I would love it if you guys could stay.

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- Ooh.
- Ooh.

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No, I for one just had like a
very big peanut butter thing,

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so I'm feeling pretty...

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Well, I for one did not.

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So we would love to stay for lunch

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- with an important supplier.
- Great.

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By all means, keep sampling,

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and I will start bringing out the food.

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Oh um, I hope you don't mind
if my boyfriend joins us?

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I'm sorry?

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Your boyfriend is here?

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00:11:07,272 --> 00:11:08,739
- Yeah.
- Mhmm.

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You know what, I'm realizing
that this might be an imposition.

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Get in the car! Not
an imposition at all.

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Ted?

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The clients are gonna stay for lunch.

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Would you mind helping me set the table?

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Uh, sure.

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Thanks.

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Oh, Becca DeMornay, what a sweetheart.

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It's times like this you learn
who your true friends are.

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I'm busy!

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There's kind of a situation out here.

251
00:11:51,072 --> 00:11:52,692
Okay, come in.

252
00:11:54,963 --> 00:11:58,498
Oh hey, so there's a reporter
outside, asking questions.

253
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,056
I thought you should know.

254
00:12:00,081 --> 00:12:02,502
A reporter? Here? Now!

255
00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:05,957
Yeah, didn't you expect them to come?

256
00:12:05,982 --> 00:12:08,541
Well, I thought it might be
contained to the internet.

257
00:12:09,170 --> 00:12:12,240
Is there a scrum? How many camera crews?

258
00:12:12,529 --> 00:12:14,552
I think just one.

259
00:12:15,154 --> 00:12:17,689
Unless they all used the same van.

260
00:12:18,763 --> 00:12:20,730
No. No, Stevie, no.

261
00:12:20,755 --> 00:12:26,135
This is not, not how I imagined
my resurrection news to break!

262
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:30,136
Impeccably dressed woman
wanders out of Podunk motel.

263
00:12:30,161 --> 00:12:32,161
No, that's not the headline!

264
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:35,285
Okay, well I actually
own this Podunk motel,

265
00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:37,787
and I don't know what choice you have.

266
00:12:37,976 --> 00:12:40,066
Well, we have to think of something.

267
00:12:40,091 --> 00:12:42,091
After all my fans have endured?

268
00:12:42,271 --> 00:12:44,204
No, I can't let them see me like this.

269
00:12:44,229 --> 00:12:46,708
It would kill Sir Tony Geary.

270
00:12:46,711 --> 00:12:48,020
No!

271
00:12:48,045 --> 00:12:51,348
No! Ah! Stevie, help me!

272
00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:53,569
Ah! No!
- Okay.

273
00:12:57,738 --> 00:13:00,823
Wow. Well, this looks delicious.

274
00:13:00,826 --> 00:13:03,159
Thank you so much for having us.

275
00:13:04,027 --> 00:13:07,107
- Mmm.
- Mmm.

276
00:13:07,132 --> 00:13:09,866
Well, this quiche is a treat.

277
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,435
I didn't know you'd
gotten into prepared foods?

278
00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:14,837
I haven't. I just made this for lunch.

279
00:13:14,906 --> 00:13:16,773
But if you've ever had her quiche,

280
00:13:16,775 --> 00:13:19,142
you can definitely say
that it is eggs-cellent.

281
00:13:19,144 --> 00:13:21,044
Ted.

282
00:13:21,046 --> 00:13:23,465
So how is it you know each other?

283
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:26,575
Um, well...

284
00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:30,119
Uh... well Alexis and I worked together.

285
00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:31,977
She used to be my receptionist.

286
00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:33,990
That's how I know your voice.

287
00:13:34,015 --> 00:13:36,116
You answered the phones
at the vet's clinic.

288
00:13:36,161 --> 00:13:39,872
Yes! Well, I mean, like technically

289
00:13:39,897 --> 00:13:42,433
I had more responsibility than
just answering the phones but...

290
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:45,635
Oh, and Ted is the vet that
you said you were dating.

291
00:13:45,637 --> 00:13:47,147
- Yes.
- Okay,

292
00:13:47,172 --> 00:13:49,973
because when you said vet,
I thought you meant like,

293
00:13:49,975 --> 00:13:51,775
a War Vet.

294
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,911
Yeah, no definitely not a War
Vet. Damn these fallen arches.

295
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,057
I mean I must've called
there every day, for months.

296
00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,816
Yes.

297
00:13:59,884 --> 00:14:04,387
Okay, okay. David, see,
now this all makes sense.

298
00:14:04,455 --> 00:14:05,528
Mhmm.

299
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,168
The quiche is vivacious,

300
00:14:08,193 --> 00:14:10,593
and that is not a word I
use to describe quiche often,

301
00:14:10,618 --> 00:14:14,356
but you know, when the time is right.

302
00:14:14,381 --> 00:14:17,133
You know, Alexis, I feel like
I really need to thank you.

303
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:21,070
Had you not passed along
all those messages to Ted,

304
00:14:22,096 --> 00:14:24,241
I mean, looked what happened.

305
00:14:27,211 --> 00:14:29,812
I feel like we owe you, or something.

306
00:14:29,815 --> 00:14:31,381
Hmm.

307
00:14:31,406 --> 00:14:34,474
Well, she's a very generous person so...

308
00:14:39,636 --> 00:14:42,637
Well, if you are looking
for a way to thank me,

309
00:14:42,889 --> 00:14:44,661
I know that David is looking for

310
00:14:44,729 --> 00:14:46,483
exclusivity on your products.

311
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,272
Ooh, she is good.

312
00:14:52,756 --> 00:14:54,690
Okay, I'm in.

313
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,586
Um...

314
00:14:58,311 --> 00:15:01,780
Well, that is why she is
one of our finest interns.

315
00:15:09,021 --> 00:15:11,840
We-we need to get
ahead of this, Stevie.

316
00:15:11,873 --> 00:15:14,225
We must, we must craft the perfect spin

317
00:15:14,256 --> 00:15:16,393
that both proclaims I'm not dead,

318
00:15:16,461 --> 00:15:18,595
and explains why I've been found here.

319
00:15:18,912 --> 00:15:20,592
Um, okay.

320
00:15:20,743 --> 00:15:23,010
We'll tell them you brainwashed me.

321
00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:26,469
Could you tell then someone
else brainwashed you?

322
00:15:26,936 --> 00:15:30,426
A cult. A cult. Our
family joined a cult.

323
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:34,559
There was a charismatic leader,
40 something, very sexual,

324
00:15:34,627 --> 00:15:36,622
had very long hair,
longer than you'd expect,

325
00:15:36,647 --> 00:15:38,181
but it worked.

326
00:15:38,249 --> 00:15:40,014
How 'bout this idea?

327
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:43,086
Um, what about telling the truth?

328
00:15:43,187 --> 00:15:45,207
Truth serum. Oh Stevie, yes,

329
00:15:45,232 --> 00:15:47,457
those stories are always successful.

330
00:15:47,525 --> 00:15:50,701
- No, I meant the actual truth.
- Oh.

331
00:15:50,929 --> 00:15:53,174
I've been reading what people
have been saying about you.

332
00:15:53,198 --> 00:15:55,765
They're gonna be really
happy you're still around.

333
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:58,101
Yeah, I don't think loyalty
was ever in question.

334
00:15:58,169 --> 00:16:01,791
Then why not come forward and
be honest about where you are?

335
00:16:01,816 --> 00:16:03,373
Stevie, I don't...

336
00:16:03,441 --> 00:16:05,988
Okay, that reporter's not
gonna be out there forever.

337
00:16:06,824 --> 00:16:09,006
This is your chance
to tell your own story,

338
00:16:09,031 --> 00:16:10,784
in your own words.

339
00:16:11,277 --> 00:16:14,033
Like we did during the writer's strike.

340
00:16:14,058 --> 00:16:17,838
Right? You have the opportunity
to create your own headline!

341
00:16:17,863 --> 00:16:19,132
Yes.

342
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:22,283
And honestly, would you
rather be thought of as dead,

343
00:16:22,308 --> 00:16:23,893
than living here?

344
00:16:23,918 --> 00:16:26,973
Mrs. Rose?

345
00:16:26,998 --> 00:16:29,566
No, I know. I'm thinking on it.

346
00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:33,603
Look, Jocelyn, the last thing I want

347
00:16:33,671 --> 00:16:36,072
is for this conversation
to get... uncomfortable.

348
00:16:36,141 --> 00:16:37,386
Oh boy.

349
00:16:37,411 --> 00:16:39,442
But-but there is a delicate issue

350
00:16:39,510 --> 00:16:41,077
that I wanted to talk about.

351
00:16:41,102 --> 00:16:43,737
Roland asked if you wanted
to be godfather to the baby.

352
00:16:43,848 --> 00:16:46,549
- Yes!
- He has been asking everybody

353
00:16:46,617 --> 00:16:48,051
to be the godparent.

354
00:16:48,119 --> 00:16:50,753
You're the 3rd person I've
had to talk to today, so.

355
00:16:50,822 --> 00:16:52,989
Oh, I see.

356
00:16:53,057 --> 00:16:54,557
I just think he wants to make sure

357
00:16:54,626 --> 00:16:56,558
that our bases are covered, you know?

358
00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:00,869
Well... that's a relief,
that your bases are covered.

359
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,098
But here's the good news,

360
00:17:02,123 --> 00:17:04,955
if something does happen to
one of our first 3 choices,

361
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,291
we will definitely be
knocking on your door.

362
00:17:07,316 --> 00:17:09,038
It's all for the best, Jocelyn,

363
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,108
because frankly the thought
of raising another kid...

364
00:17:12,110 --> 00:17:14,477
Yeah, well, let's face it,

365
00:17:14,479 --> 00:17:16,511
your first 2 were no
walk in the park, right.

366
00:17:17,048 --> 00:17:18,535
Well, they're good kids.

367
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,493
Yeah, I mean you had a lotta help.

368
00:17:20,518 --> 00:17:23,697
Yeah, but you know, we're
very capable parents.

369
00:17:23,722 --> 00:17:26,869
Well if you like, we could
um, move you up the list?

370
00:17:26,894 --> 00:17:30,860
No, no, no, but this has
all been very, very helpful.

371
00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:32,395
So, thank you.

372
00:17:41,806 --> 00:17:44,005
Ahem, well, that went well.

373
00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:46,477
Yeah.

374
00:17:47,645 --> 00:17:49,794
You didn't have to do that.

375
00:17:50,232 --> 00:17:54,498
I just like, hate how
good this cheese is.

376
00:17:56,087 --> 00:17:57,919
Thank you.

377
00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:01,825
That wasn't the most
comfortable situation to be in.

378
00:18:03,199 --> 00:18:07,703
I'm just glad Ted's found
someone so stable and healthy.

379
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:11,100
You're in love with him, aren't you?

380
00:18:11,169 --> 00:18:12,698
Yes.

381
00:18:13,712 --> 00:18:15,311
Yup.

382
00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:21,777
I've always had great
affection for the press,

383
00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:23,513
and my fans.

384
00:18:23,515 --> 00:18:26,402
My fans, and the press, so thank you.

385
00:18:26,427 --> 00:18:28,593
Yes! Yes!

386
00:18:51,576 --> 00:18:53,510
Stevie!

387
00:18:53,578 --> 00:18:55,940
Do you happen to know
where the van went?

388
00:18:57,088 --> 00:19:00,816
Uh, yeah, apparently there
was another celebrity death.

389
00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:06,098
Oh, I'm sorry. Who passed?

390
00:19:06,123 --> 00:19:08,791
Um, you know that YouTube video

391
00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:11,616
of the giraffe and the
kitten who are best friends?

392
00:19:11,641 --> 00:19:13,596
Alas, I do not.

393
00:19:13,664 --> 00:19:17,500
Okay, well the giraffe
stepped on the kitten.

394
00:19:18,047 --> 00:19:19,617
Well, of course he did.

395
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:22,071
- Okay.
- Okay.

396
00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:26,075
I didn't think you
were gonna talk to them.

397
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:31,924
Oh, uh... you know what, I'm relieved.

398
00:19:31,992 --> 00:19:34,493
Yes, enough of me for one day.

399
00:19:34,518 --> 00:19:36,786
Yeah, well I mean, it's pretty amazing

400
00:19:36,854 --> 00:19:38,854
to see how many people care about you.

401
00:19:38,857 --> 00:19:40,756
- Yeah.
- I mean if I died,

402
00:19:40,825 --> 00:19:44,289
I'd be lucky if 1 person
had something nice to say.

403
00:19:44,314 --> 00:19:46,395
Oh, Stevie. Stevie,

404
00:19:46,398 --> 00:19:49,732
you have years ahead of you
still to collect a cartage

405
00:19:49,757 --> 00:19:51,491
of adoring mourners.

406
00:19:51,603 --> 00:19:53,213
In the meantime, they
will laugh in your face,

407
00:19:53,237 --> 00:19:55,004
and they'll stab you in the back,

408
00:19:55,006 --> 00:19:57,036
but the moment you give up the ghost,

409
00:19:57,061 --> 00:19:59,896
oh they'll all have nothing but
nice things to say about you.

410
00:20:01,479 --> 00:20:02,712
I know I will.

411
00:20:03,049 --> 00:20:06,930
Thank you, Mrs. Rose.
That's very comforting.

412
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:10,830
And I, for one, am through
with trying to impress people.

413
00:20:12,408 --> 00:20:14,724
I like the outfit you chose.

414
00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:16,692
Well, you were a big help, Stevie.

415
00:20:16,952 --> 00:20:18,751
Heading to the cafe.

416
00:20:19,978 --> 00:20:22,150
It's always nice to dress for dinner.

417
00:20:28,835 --> 00:20:30,751
According to this, you're alive again.

418
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:34,468
Well, looks like we're back, sweetheart!

419
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,647
Well, it was fun while it lasted.

420
00:20:36,715 --> 00:20:40,618
I guess we should think about
returning some of these gifts?

421
00:20:41,193 --> 00:20:42,786
John, they're perishable.

422
00:20:42,789 --> 00:20:44,955
And excuse me, but
this is the first time

423
00:20:45,023 --> 00:20:47,191
we've heard from most of these people.

424
00:20:47,216 --> 00:20:48,859
These gifts are long overdue.

425
00:20:48,927 --> 00:20:52,207
Oh my God! As if this day
couldn't get any worse.

426
00:20:52,232 --> 00:20:53,297
What?

427
00:20:53,365 --> 00:20:54,765
Cuppy the Kitten's dead.

428
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:56,567
Oh my god, what happened?

429
00:20:56,635 --> 00:20:58,216
I don't know, I'm reading, David.

430
00:20:59,471 --> 00:21:03,082
He stepped on her?
Weren't they best friends?

431
00:21:03,115 --> 00:21:05,743
'K, Kelly Ripa just tweeted,
she's taking tomorrow off.

432
00:21:06,341 --> 00:21:08,345
Hashtag RIP Cuppy is trending.

433
00:21:08,414 --> 00:21:09,713
Who's Cuppy?

434
00:21:09,781 --> 00:21:13,544
Honestly, what kind of
kitten befriends a giraffe?

435
00:21:17,769 --> 00:21:21,119
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