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Hey Ronnie, I need
the combination to the safe.

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It's your safe. You
have the combination.

3
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Okay, then I need the
number of a locksmith.

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I used a guy this weekend.

5
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Yeah, Gwen locked me out.

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By accident.

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Roland, why do you need the safe?

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I've just been to the baby doctor,

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and I have some top secret information

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about whether it's a boy or a girl.

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Joce and I wanna keep it a surprise.

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Your wife's pregnant in her 40's.

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How many surprises do you need?

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Uh, it's kind of a Schitt
family tradition there, Ronnie.

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Okay, I guess I just
gotta crack this myself.

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It's either my birthday,
or Gloria Estefan's.

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- Mucho Dias, mes amis.
- Morning!

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Anyway, moral of the
story, I got a new keychain,

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and I keep a sleeping bag in the car.

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Okay, turns out it's
Gloria's, September 1, 57.

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Who put a picture of a ghost on my desk?

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- I can't believe you opened that!
- It was on my desk.

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That's the sonogram of our baby!

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I've been tryin' not to look at it.

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We don't wanna know what we're having.

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Roland, you couldn't possibly discern...

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oh no, it tells you here at the bottom.

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- Don't say a word.
- That's not fair!

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Roland, why should I be
the only one encumbered

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with this emotional cargo?

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Oh, Ronnie, Ronnie,

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might you and I confabulate
for a moment in the back room?

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No, Moira, I'm not falling for that one.

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No, I assure you.

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I assure you it's a salacious
bit of Council-related news.

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Oh.

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Robert?

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Thank you.

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-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
-- Synced by Boba&Bobs --

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Okay, I'm gonna say it, we've
been open for 3 hours now,

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and not a single customer's
walked through that door.

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Well, I mean, I heard that
there was a storm warning

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- for today, so.
- Oh.

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How do you explain yesterday?

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Maybe the storm warning
was for yesterday.

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So then how do you explain today?

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Okay, I don't have all the answers.

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Um, have we checked to see
if the door is unlocked?

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I think that we need to
be a little more proactive

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about this. We can't just
wait for people to come in.

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We have to find better ways
to engage with the community.

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Or, hey, just like a way.

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Just one way to engage
with the community.

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Well, there's someone...
that... is going to the café.

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You know why people
are always in the café?

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Because they feel at home there,

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it feels like... comfortable.

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Okay, are you saying that I
don't make people feel at home?

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Um...

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Okay.

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You remember our opening day here?

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Yes! It was opening
day, and there was booze.

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- And people are drunks.
- Yes but they still showed up.

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We need to do something
to make this store

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feel a little bit more accessible,

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a little bit more inclusive.

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Okay. Well, I am open to suggestions.

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What if we hosted an open mic night?

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I am open to suggestions.

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I actually used to
host one in high school.

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There was a little café
around the corner from my house,

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it had a little stage in the back.

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Drew a pretty big crowd.

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Okay.

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So there was a point at which you,

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and some of your fellow
amateur singer songwriters

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would gather and
perform poetry and songs?

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- Yeah.
- For one another?

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- Mhm. That's right.
- Oh god.

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The occasional improve
troupe would stop by.

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I'm um... I'm feeling kind of ill.

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David, you can laugh now,

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but... an open mic night can be
a surprising amount of fun.

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Worst case scenario, we get
some people in the store.

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Okay, no, worst case
scenario, I watch improv.

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Okay, so first of all, I
would like to thank you both

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for meeting with me today.

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Was this really necessary?

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That's a good question,
and the answer is, yes.

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Um, I'm just gonna say it.

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This place needs a tonne
of work, like top to tail.

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We're talking serious,
but manageable, fixes.

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I think what you mean to
say is proposed improvements?

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No, I mean like full-blown
things that need fixing.

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Oh.

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Um, the comment cards, for example,

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It's become very clear to
me that you don't read them.

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They're just a placebo effect

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for people who feel
the need to complain.

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Uh, you have to take those
with a grain of salt, honey.

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Those cards are written
by embittered people

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with way too much time on their hands.

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A lot of these are from Mom.

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Um, but some of them are from people

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who are trying to point out things like,

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you don't even have a website.

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- We have a website.
- No. I looked it up,

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and it's just like a cartoon
of a construction worker

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holding a sign that says
"we'll be right back". So.

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It's under construction.

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And the phone booking
system works just fine.

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Um, actually the phone
booking system is confusing,

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and the woman's voice was
aggressive and off-putting.

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- I had strep at the time.
- Okay.

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I'm gonna offer you both a
PR and marketing strategy,

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pro Bono.

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And if you're into it,
we'll pull the trigger,

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we'll work on my contract and my salary,

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and then we'll get
things going from there.

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Well, now's not the time to take
our foot off the gas, Stevie,

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and if we have a
publicist at our disposal.

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Would we call her a publicist?

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Um, I actually prefer to be called

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- a freelance brand invigorator.
- Hmm.

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And I also have a super
easy multi-step plan in place

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for the motel.

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That sounds intense.

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Um, maybe we should take a
minute and think about this.

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Well, I don't think there's any harm

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in exploring Step 1 of the plan.

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That's great, because Step 1 of the plan

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was this presentation, and we nailed it.

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So, as your new VP of
Marketing and Communications,

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I'd say we're off to a great start.

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Yeah.

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I'll pass.

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Don't worry, Moira,

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I'm not gonna ask you whether
I'm having a boy or a girl.

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Wonderful.

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Roland told me what happened today,

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I just feel terrible that you
are in this sticky situation.

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Don't worry, I've propelled
it to the back of my brain.

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You must think that this is silly,

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but keeping the gender
of the baby a secret

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is a bit of a tradition
in Roland's family.

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I believe he said so, yes.

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It goes way back. Way, way back.

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Salem, Massachusetts, actually.

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Yeah, his great-great-great
great-grandmother

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accurately guessed the
sex of her daughter's baby,

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and then was put on
trial for witchcraft,

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- so, you would see why.
- Toil and trouble.

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Roland never should've left
that envelope on your desk.

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And now look at you,
burdened with this secret.

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I mean, you must just wanna shout out

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"it's a boy!" Or, "it's a girl!"

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- Is it a girl?
- Valiant attempt, Jocelyn.

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I was just testing you.

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I mean, I wouldn't wanna break
the Schitt family tradition.

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Stupid witch!

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Oh Jocelyn, look at yourself.

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I know. I'm embarrassed by my behaviour.

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And you are being so strong, Moira.

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I can't imagine just
holding all that information,

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keeping it to yourself.

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Veronica!

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She just have forgotten her handbag.

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I'm sorry, you were
talking about something?

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Someone took a long coffee break.

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Oh, I'm sorry, did I
miss the evening rush?

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Uh, yes, one customer came in,

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who was asking for directions.

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Well, I have good news.

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I got us a permit for tomorrow night,

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and Ronnie says that we can
get around the liquor license

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if we just charge people
cover at the door, so.

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What's the permit for?

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The open mic night.

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Oh!

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So we're moving forward with
the open mic night, then.

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Yeah! We're moving forward with it.

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People are pretty excited about it, too.

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Did you know Bob does beat
poetry in his spare time?

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No.

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Oh god. Um... what's that-what's that?

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This is called an acoustic guitar.

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Right. Okay,

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when we were talking
about the open mic night,

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I thought that you would be hosting it,

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not performing at it.

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Well, traditionally the host
plays at least one song, so.

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Right. Okay.

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So then you will be...
playing your acoustic guitar

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in front of people then, in public.

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- And singing a song.
- And singing a song.

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I was thinking about
singing an original song.

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- An original song?
- But then I thought you know,

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it's probably best just
to stick with a classic.

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Yeah. Classic.

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So I'm sensing some apprehension.

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No, I think it's, you know, it's...

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it's not scary or embarrassing

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for the person you're
dating to sing at you

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with an acoustic guitar
in front of people.

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I think that's cool.

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David, you're gonna be fine.

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It's just a way to get some
people in the store, okay?

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Yeah. Yes, for sure.

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I mean, if you are, confident,

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to put yourself and
our relationship at risk

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like that, then I am... 87% behind you.

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Good to know. So now
the only question is,

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- do I wear my fringed vest?
- Okay.

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Or more importantly, do
I wear anything under it?

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Okay.

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Okay, hi, hi.

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This image is gonna
be used as the key art

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for the new website, so it
has to be like, on message.

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Yes, uh, Stevie, Mr. Rose,

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the motivation here is
two small-town friends

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welcoming guests to their humble motel.

222
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Oh. Should I be holding a key?

223
00:10:28,088 --> 00:10:31,166
No, Mr. Rose, unless you wanna
look really, really corny.

224
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Yeah, like really, really
cheesy, and off-brand.

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All right, no key. No key.

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Just look at the camera
like uh, it's a guest.

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If the camera was your guest,
how would you greet her?

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I don't know.

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Um, welcome to the Schitt's Creek Motel.

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I'm Johnny Rose.

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Um, yes, but no, don't use your mouth.

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Uh, um, talk to the
guests with your face.

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Smile with your eyes.

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What the fuck does that mean?

235
00:11:01,877 --> 00:11:04,644
Okay, Johnny, what are
we doing with our hands?

236
00:11:05,172 --> 00:11:07,414
Alexis, I don't love
you calling me Johnny.

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00:11:07,439 --> 00:11:09,904
- Okay, are we done here?
- Okay, it's probably my fault,

238
00:11:09,929 --> 00:11:11,862
but I don't think I've
gotten a good photo yet.

239
00:11:11,887 --> 00:11:14,821
Yeah, something about this
is just not working for me.

240
00:11:14,846 --> 00:11:17,406
Um, like can you...

241
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,555
Okay, um, Mr. Rose,

242
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,172
would you mind taking
one step to your left?

243
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,469
Okay now, three more steps to your left.

244
00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:36,230
So Stevie, one other angle

245
00:11:36,255 --> 00:11:38,889
that I'm playing is
focusing just on you.

246
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You're the hook.

247
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Pretty country girl who doesn't
care about big city things

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like... dressing well, or how she looks.

249
00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:51,203
We could rename the motel
like, Stevie's Place.

250
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:55,831
Stevie's Place sounds like
a shelter for battered men.

251
00:11:56,448 --> 00:11:59,454
Okay, well the name was
just a jumping off point.

252
00:11:59,698 --> 00:12:01,956
Um, we could use your last name,

253
00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:03,542
and call it the Budd Inn.

254
00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:06,448
And now that I'm saying that out loud,

255
00:12:06,473 --> 00:12:07,973
obviously we're not gonna do that.

256
00:12:07,998 --> 00:12:09,557
But I do wanna focus on you.

257
00:12:09,582 --> 00:12:12,354
Is this a team meeting,
'cause I'm part of the team.

258
00:12:12,379 --> 00:12:15,815
Uh, no we're good, we're
gonna focus on a solo shot.

259
00:12:16,748 --> 00:12:18,045
Solo?

260
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,740
Don't take it personally, Mr. Rose,

261
00:12:19,757 --> 00:12:22,162
it's probably because you didn't
know what to do with your hands.

262
00:12:22,187 --> 00:12:24,092
Or maybe it's because
your face looked like

263
00:12:24,117 --> 00:12:26,131
it tasted something sour. Or maybe...

264
00:12:26,156 --> 00:12:28,323
Thank you, Ray, I get it.

265
00:12:31,635 --> 00:12:33,902
Okay, actually, I'm
really not good with this.

266
00:12:33,971 --> 00:12:35,370
Okay, Stevie, you need more confidence,

267
00:12:35,373 --> 00:12:38,126
because this is all you.

268
00:12:43,212 --> 00:12:45,714
Like literally anything.

269
00:12:47,451 --> 00:12:48,970
Okay, I'm gonna need a minute.

270
00:12:49,286 --> 00:12:51,787
We didn't budget for that, but sure.

271
00:12:53,323 --> 00:12:56,859
Attention everyone, after
much, much discussion,

272
00:12:56,927 --> 00:12:59,828
and a brief seance, Roland
and I have decided...

273
00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:02,397
We wanna know the sex
of our baby, Moira!

274
00:13:02,466 --> 00:13:06,568
Oh boy. Uh, could we hold off
until I get Gwen on the phone?

275
00:13:06,636 --> 00:13:09,038
Are we really still talking about this?

276
00:13:09,106 --> 00:13:10,550
Ronnie, you don't have to stick around

277
00:13:10,574 --> 00:13:13,642
- if you don't want to.
- No, no I'm in it now.

278
00:13:13,954 --> 00:13:15,477
Well, I'm not so sure I am.

279
00:13:15,479 --> 00:13:17,490
Knowing everything your great
grandmother went through,

280
00:13:17,514 --> 00:13:19,948
I would... no, I will
not be held accountable

281
00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:21,483
for invoking a coven.

282
00:13:21,485 --> 00:13:25,132
Uh, Gwen has stopped her
Pilates tape for this,

283
00:13:25,157 --> 00:13:27,722
so uh, can we get a move on here?

284
00:13:27,791 --> 00:13:29,758
Very well, then.

285
00:13:33,764 --> 00:13:35,297
It's a girl.

286
00:13:37,424 --> 00:13:39,792
Tammy!

287
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:41,840
- Or a boy.
- Huh?

288
00:13:41,982 --> 00:13:45,307
- Perhaps it's a boy.
- Wait, which one is it?

289
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:46,642
All of a sudden, expected attention

290
00:13:46,644 --> 00:13:50,211
has me doubting what I saw. I
barely glanced at that paper.

291
00:13:51,401 --> 00:13:53,682
No. No, I very clearly remember,

292
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,451
an M and an F,

293
00:13:57,001 --> 00:13:59,187
just can't recall which one was circled.

294
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:01,790
- Well, could you try?
- It's your fault!

295
00:14:02,119 --> 00:14:03,792
You told me to keep it a secret,

296
00:14:03,794 --> 00:14:06,962
and that's exactly what
I did, even from myself.

297
00:14:06,964 --> 00:14:08,697
Okay, well nobody panic.

298
00:14:09,003 --> 00:14:10,833
Where did you put the sonogram?

299
00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:12,268
In the safe.

300
00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:14,980
And I wrote down the new
combination on a sticky note.

301
00:14:15,223 --> 00:14:17,691
Perfect, so where's the sticky note?

302
00:14:18,577 --> 00:14:20,310
Well, the sticky note, I believe,

303
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,454
is also in the safe.

304
00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:27,049
Well that, I will admit, is my blunder.

305
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,520
Gwen, you still there? Hello?

306
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,012
I'm goin' home.

307
00:14:40,498 --> 00:14:43,064
Hey, so no presh,

308
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:46,168
but the hot 10 I've given you
has turned into a very hot 20.

309
00:14:46,236 --> 00:14:48,503
Yeah, I'm just a little
overwhelmed right now.

310
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:51,468
Okay, um, babe, I get it.

311
00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:53,141
You're probably thinking like, oh,

312
00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:55,110
is my foundation off by a shade?

313
00:14:55,112 --> 00:14:56,845
Am I wearing the wrong top?

314
00:14:56,914 --> 00:14:59,080
And the bottom line is, maybe.

315
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,383
But you know what?

316
00:15:01,893 --> 00:15:04,759
So, I'm playing around with Ray,

317
00:15:04,784 --> 00:15:07,389
we took some shots with
my hands outta my pockets,

318
00:15:07,815 --> 00:15:09,734
and he thinks with a
little Photoshopping,

319
00:15:09,759 --> 00:15:11,651
they may turn out okay.

320
00:15:12,322 --> 00:15:15,690
- Everything good here?
- Um, Stevie has cold feet.

321
00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:21,736
Okay, Stevie, I know this
is a little overwhelming,

322
00:15:21,739 --> 00:15:23,972
but if you wanna grow the business,

323
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,707
you gotta play the game.

324
00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:27,342
Maybe I don't wanna play the game.

325
00:15:27,411 --> 00:15:29,544
Maybe I don't wanna grow the business.

326
00:15:29,613 --> 00:15:33,758
Okay, Stevie, as VP, and
CEO of In-House publicity,

327
00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:35,717
growing the business
is generally considered

328
00:15:35,785 --> 00:15:37,352
to be a good thing.

329
00:15:37,421 --> 00:15:39,033
Right, but the more
we grow the business,

330
00:15:39,058 --> 00:15:41,234
the more money we make.
And the more money we make,

331
00:15:41,258 --> 00:15:42,602
the more likely you are to take off,

332
00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:44,393
and then I will be left here stuck with

333
00:15:44,418 --> 00:15:46,761
way more responsibility
than I ever asked for.

334
00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:48,730
What would make you
think I would walk away

335
00:15:48,798 --> 00:15:49,697
from this business?

336
00:15:49,722 --> 00:15:51,733
Aside from the fact that your wife

337
00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:54,770
- talks about leaving every day?
- Okay, sorry to jump in again,

338
00:15:54,838 --> 00:15:57,039
but this conversation
seems like something

339
00:15:57,107 --> 00:15:58,573
we should have had
before the photo shoot.

340
00:15:58,576 --> 00:16:01,443
Stevie, whatever decisions we make,

341
00:16:01,623 --> 00:16:03,392
we make them together.

342
00:16:03,447 --> 00:16:05,113
Nobody's gonna leave you behind.

343
00:16:05,775 --> 00:16:08,543
Can I get that in writing?

344
00:16:11,207 --> 00:16:13,975
Yeah. We can do that.

345
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:19,304
Okay, this is cute. This is cute.

346
00:16:19,329 --> 00:16:21,153
Ray should be seeing this.

347
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,932
Ray! You should be seeing this.

348
00:16:23,964 --> 00:16:27,132
Johnny's looking half-normal.

349
00:16:37,681 --> 00:16:39,147
- Hi.
- You see?

350
00:16:39,149 --> 00:16:40,949
You see what I told you?

351
00:16:41,017 --> 00:16:42,951
This is all it took to get
people out on a work night.

352
00:16:42,953 --> 00:16:45,020
Yup, a lot of people are
shopping and drinking.

353
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,770
I don't even know if we
need to do the open mic part.

354
00:16:47,795 --> 00:16:49,624
Oh, we need the open mic part.

355
00:16:49,627 --> 00:16:50,959
- Do we?
- Yeah.

356
00:16:51,028 --> 00:16:53,161
Okay.

357
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:57,632
Hey, I think we're going to
uh, get things started here.

358
00:16:57,701 --> 00:17:00,135
How's everybody doin'?

359
00:17:00,203 --> 00:17:02,203
Awesome.

360
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,506
Thanks so much for coming to uh,

361
00:17:04,508 --> 00:17:06,975
what I hope will be the
first of many open mic nights

362
00:17:06,977 --> 00:17:08,711
here at the Rose Apothecary.

363
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,680
Um, David and I are so
excited you could all come.

364
00:17:11,748 --> 00:17:14,549
I see everybody's loaded
up on drink tickets.

365
00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:16,385
Oh yeah.

366
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,819
That's good news.

367
00:17:17,887 --> 00:17:19,899
I'm going to uh, I guess I'm
gonna get the party started,

368
00:17:19,923 --> 00:17:21,690
right after I tune up this little baby.

369
00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:24,459
Oh dear, you're awfully
brave allowing your beau

370
00:17:24,528 --> 00:17:26,561
to indulge himself like this.

371
00:17:26,586 --> 00:17:28,621
Okay, this was not my idea.

372
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:31,482
All right, um...

373
00:17:32,773 --> 00:17:34,669
I would like to dedicate this song

374
00:17:34,672 --> 00:17:38,006
to a very special someone in my life.

375
00:17:40,277 --> 00:17:42,586
David Rose.
- Okay.

376
00:17:42,611 --> 00:17:45,612
There he is, right there.
That's him. Can't miss him.

377
00:17:46,526 --> 00:17:48,570
You'll let me know if I
should pull the fire alarm?

378
00:17:48,595 --> 00:17:49,861
Yes.

379
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:59,695
♪ I call you when I need
you, my heart's on fire ♪

380
00:18:02,462 --> 00:18:06,037
♪ You come to me wild and wired ♪

381
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,850
♪ You come to me ♪

382
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,756
♪ And give me everything I need ♪

383
00:18:13,952 --> 00:18:16,678
♪ Give me a life time of promises ♪

384
00:18:16,746 --> 00:18:18,276
♪ And a world of dreams ♪

385
00:18:20,626 --> 00:18:24,190
♪ Speak the language of love
like you know what it means ♪

386
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,206
♪ And it can't be wrong ♪

387
00:18:28,231 --> 00:18:31,726
♪ Take my heart and
make it strong, babe ♪

388
00:18:31,729 --> 00:18:33,729
♪ 'Cause you're simply the best ♪

389
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:37,732
♪ Better than all the rest ♪

390
00:18:37,735 --> 00:18:39,692
♪ Better than anyone ♪

391
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,514
♪ Anyone I've met ♪

392
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:45,535
♪ And I'm stuck on your heart ♪

393
00:18:46,007 --> 00:18:48,527
♪ I hang on every word you say ♪

394
00:18:49,079 --> 00:18:51,646
♪ Tear us apart ♪

395
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,916
♪ Baby, I'd rather be dead ♪

396
00:18:54,984 --> 00:18:56,785
♪ In your heart I see ♪

397
00:18:56,853 --> 00:18:58,512
♪ The start of every
night and every day ♪

398
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:00,198
Moira?

399
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,551
Oh, you two, I told you I don't know.

400
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,826
But we do. We called the doctor.

401
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,528
You did? Lovely.

402
00:19:06,596 --> 00:19:08,145
Don't you wanna know what it is?

403
00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:10,237
I'll give you three guesses.

404
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,168
Moira, we're having a boy.

405
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,474
A boy, I believe I told you that.

406
00:19:15,499 --> 00:19:17,366
How wonderful!

407
00:19:17,516 --> 00:19:20,184
My boy right now is being serenaded

408
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,513
by his butter-voiced beau.

409
00:19:23,847 --> 00:19:25,513
♪ In your heart I see ♪

410
00:19:25,516 --> 00:19:27,315
♪ The start of every
night and every day ♪

411
00:19:29,186 --> 00:19:32,320
♪ In your eyes I get
lost, I get washed away ♪

412
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:37,792
♪ Just as long as I'm
here in your arms ♪

413
00:19:37,795 --> 00:19:40,728
♪ I can be in no better place ♪

414
00:19:40,753 --> 00:19:42,286
♪ You're simply the best ♪

415
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:46,354
♪ Better than all the rest ♪

416
00:19:46,804 --> 00:19:48,977
♪ Better than anyone ♪

417
00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:52,227
♪ Anyone I've met ♪

418
00:19:52,344 --> 00:19:55,477
♪ Oh, you're the best ♪

419
00:20:02,652 --> 00:20:04,953
Thank you.

420
00:20:05,021 --> 00:20:06,387
Thank you!

421
00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:16,230
Okay, I'm so excited
for you to see this.

422
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,232
This would've been
much more of a surprise,

423
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,543
if I hadn't heard the
construction all morning.

424
00:20:20,568 --> 00:20:22,836
Okay, Stevie, you can
take the blindfold off.

425
00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:26,291
In 10... 9...

426
00:20:26,316 --> 00:20:29,208
Okay, just take the blindfold off.

427
00:20:32,004 --> 00:20:34,647
See Stevie, we're both up there, now.

428
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:38,174
Why isn't it just Rose Motel?

429
00:20:38,199 --> 00:20:40,653
The Rosebud makes it
a sad stunted thing.

430
00:20:40,965 --> 00:20:43,656
Okay, it's just that Budd
is Stevie's last name.

431
00:20:44,191 --> 00:20:46,459
Oh, oh that's nice then.

432
00:20:47,077 --> 00:20:50,545
Yeah, except it's Budd,
with two d's, but...

433
00:20:51,121 --> 00:20:54,377
Okay, well that would just look insane.

434
00:20:54,855 --> 00:20:56,602
Also, I didn't know that.

435
00:20:57,188 --> 00:20:58,738
Can we have breakfast now?

436
00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:01,040
Yeah, let's celebrate. Come on!

437
00:21:01,555 --> 00:21:04,844
Oh, um, not to brag, but
this re-brand got me 77%

438
00:21:04,912 --> 00:21:06,679
on my final marketing exam.

439
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,136
Okay, have you ever gotten an A?

440
00:21:09,161 --> 00:21:10,361
Enough, David.

441
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:26,127
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