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All right.

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Morning, David.

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Ew. What are you all doing here?

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We have a surprise for you.

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Judging from the looks on
your faces, I don't want it.

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- Stevie?
- Stevie?

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Something arrived at
the front desk for you.

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Ah!

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It appears someone has
something to celebrate.

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Why would Patrick do that?

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That was my first thought.

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Celebrating a monthly anniversary

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seems a bit of a reach.

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But then Alexis informed us

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that this is the longest
relationship you've ever had!

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- Four whole months, David.
- How 'bout that?

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Okay, this is not the longest
relationship I've ever had.

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I had a... very intimate
connection with Tony,

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for several years.

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She was your pen pal, David.

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She was in a penitentiary, dear.

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Well, this calls for a celebration.

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Now Roland just found
a barbecue in the shed,

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so, I say you invite
Patrick over, we fire it up,

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and have a good old fashioned
Rose family barbecue.

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- Yes, David.
- I mean, we already have dessert.

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I mean, this would
feed at least 10 people.

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Okay, first of all, no
one's sharing the cookie.

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And second of all, Patrick is not
being invited to a barbecue.

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- Is he pulling back?
- No!

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Has he asked you about
an open relationship?

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Not yet. Anyway, everything is fine,

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which is why I would
rather not subject him

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to eating charred meat
with this group of carnies.

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Carnies are people too.

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David, could you just once embrace joy?

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Okay.

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Perhaps it's this nay-saying reticence

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that caused your past
relationships to...

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- Fall apart.
- ... oxidize.

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- Oxidize.
- Okay, you know what?

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I think we're good here. Thanks.

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So you're bringing Patrick?

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Nope, Patrick's still not coming.

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Bye bye.

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Oh yeah, it's soft.

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-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
-- Synced by Boba&Bobs --

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Do you have any idea what you've done?

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Take it the cookie went over well?

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I have told you for three months now,

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that I don't want a
monthly anniversary gift.

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And I know you think it's very funny,

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but this time it went too far.

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It's a cookie, David,
what's the big deal?

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First of all, a cookie
is always a big deal,

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especially when that cookie
just alerted my entire family

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to the fact that this is

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officially the longest
relationship I've ever had.

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This is the longest
relationship you've ever had?

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Oh, I shoulda got you
more than a cookie.

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Okay, well the cookie
was almost too much.

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Figuratively speaking.

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I ate half of it on the way here.

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Bottom line, I just don't think
we need to celebrate as much.

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You know, we could just go
day-to-day like normal people.

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If we throw a... if we throw
a renaissance fair every month,

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I just feel like we
might be tempting fate.

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We are not tempting fate, okay?

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I can't speak to your past,

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but I think you might
have an easier time of it,

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and maybe a little bit more fun,

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if you just learn to trust people.

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The last time I heard that,
I was dating a birthday clown

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who painted my face in the night,

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and was literally never seen from again.

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Noted.

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You have nothing to worry about, David,

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and I can return these tickets
to the Julia Stiles-a-thon

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- at the drive-in tonight.
- Let me see those.

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I agree, that might have
been a little overboard.

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Okay, first of all, let it be known

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that supporting Julia Stiles
is never going overboard.

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- Oh, so you can go?
- Um, not tonight.

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Tonight I have a thing,
but tomorrow I could come.

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What's your thing tonight?

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Um, it's just like a
family thing at the motel.

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It's like a nothing
thing. You wouldn't...

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Okay, well tomorrow night it is.

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Now I gotta go to town
hall to get some signatures

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for our permit renewal,
but don't worry, David,

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unlike the birthday
clown, I will be back.

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- He was never found.
- Probably dead.

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You just fill this out
and I'll get ya checked in.

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- Great, thanks.
- Hey girl.

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Oh, you're talkin' to me?

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Yeah, who else would I
be talking to? No offense.

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What's up?

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Okay, so I wanted to get some
advice, like girl-to-girl,

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'cause you're always
so good with boy stuff.

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So David's at work and you
had nobody else to talk to?

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What?

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That's...

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So I got this message from Ted,

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and I wanted to get
someone's... your...

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- Mhmm.
- Your, specific opinion

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before I replied.

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Okay, so this is what
Ted sent this morning.

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I'm more of a bagel guy, winky face?

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Keep in mind we haven't
seen each other in weeks.

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Okay, so it was an accident.

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Or, it was made to
look like an accident.

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- Okay.
- It's a tactic, Stevie.

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You send someone a random text
message to get their attention,

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and then the next thing you
know, you're talking again.

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- Who would do that?
- I've done that. Like a lot.

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I did it last week.

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This is why I choose not
to be in a relationship.

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Hey... Alexis.

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Rachel, sorry, I didn't
mean to eavesdrop,

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but that's like the
oldest trick in the book.

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Texting a bunch of letters
and saying your phone

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- was unlocked in your purse.
- Right?

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I used to text Zac Efron
just like a question mark

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whenever I wanted a booty call.

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Poor thing would be
like buzzing my apartment

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before I even pressed send.

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That's actually how my fiancé and I

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keep getting back together.

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Okay, Rachel, you're in Room 9.

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Oh, actually we're just finishing up.

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Um, okay so what do you
think I should write back?

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Honestly I don't know anything
about your relationship,

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but I do know that games
only get you so far.

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Unless you wanna end up
like me, 6 months later,

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tryin' to win him
back for the 50th time.

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Mmhm. Having flashbacks of Zac Efron.

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Isn't it easier to just be direct?

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Either way, you get an answer.

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You're like super smart,
and pretty in like a... breezy,

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non-threatening sort of way.

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Another successful girl talk.

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You know, Roland, when
you said you found a grill,

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this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

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What'd you expect Johnny, Benihana?

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No, there's no dials, no
tanks, no side burners.

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I mean I wasn't expecting
a built-in wine fridge,

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but this is nothing... like
what I'm used to cooking on.

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What?

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No, I'm sorry, I just had
an image of you cooking.

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Come on, Johnny, you're
talking to a grill master.

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Do you know that I've been
given three different aprons

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because of my barbecue skills?

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Let's see, I've got License to Grill,

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I've got Working Grill,

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oh and I have Grills
Just Wanna Have Fun.

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It's gonna take more
than a license to grill

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to get this thing back to life.

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Okay look, um, I can
smell your fear, okay?

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So why don't you go grab
the meat and the briquettes,

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and I'll get this bad
boy up and running for ya?

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Okay well, thank you, Roland.

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And just so you're aware,

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this has nothing to do with me
not knowing my way around a grill.

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I've watched many a personal
chef flip a burger in my day.

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I've got the perfect apron for ya,

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Poor Little Rich Grill.

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I'll get it made up.

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- I think so.
- I hope so.

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It would only be fair.
Please tell me yes.

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Uh, hi.

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David, someone's ears must be a-flame.

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When you said that you were coming back,

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you just meant that
you weren't coming back,

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and that I would have to spend
the afternoon searching for you

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on the train tracks, and
among various unmarked vans.

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You did that for me?

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No, but there was a moment
when I thought about doing it.

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- David, blame me.
- Oh, I do.

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Patrick was about to slip
away with the signatures

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when I corralled him into
a little lunchtime chin wag.

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Yes, which is how I found
out about the barbecue

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that I was invited to,
but didn't know about.

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Hmm.

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Why didn't you tell me I
was invited to the barbecue?

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Well, they only wanted
to have the barbecue

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after reading what was on your cookie.

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Yeah, sorry that still
sounds pretty nice to me.

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- Thank you, Pat.
- It is nice.

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No one's saying it's not
nice. What I'm saying is...

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Yeah, okay.

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Pat, do you mind giving us
the room for just a moment?

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- Certainly.
- Okay.

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Somebody should probably
be at the store anyway, huh?

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Lovely talking to you, Mrs. Rose.

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You too.

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Wow.

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What are you doing?

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I told you I didn't want to
make a big deal out of this.

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David you can't blame
us for being excited.

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Your father and I,

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we weren't involved in
your past relationships,

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and from what I understand, it
was one bungle after another.

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I'm not saying there's a connection.

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There's no connection,

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it's just a long
string of very bad luck,

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and I don't know what kind of carnage

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I inflicted in a past
life, to deserve it.

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I must've been... Dracula,
or a spin instructor.

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And what if we could
finally tie a sailor's knot

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in that string of bad luck?

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Because after spending 5
minutes alone with sweet Pat,

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We're not doing Pat.

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He sees you. For all that you are.

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Well, hopefully not all that
I am, I mean that would be...

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Oh, David, you have the
opportunity to climb out

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of the quicksand that was your past,

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and stand firmly in the present.

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Let us celebrate that.

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Fine. He can come.

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Excellent. And he's bringing his guitar.

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- What?
- Well, it was mostly his idea, you know,

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in case there's a rousing
fireside sing-along?

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No, I draw the line at sing-along.

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Whoa, geez, Louise.

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Alexis, hey.

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Hey. I was in the neighbourhood,

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so I thought I'd just
pop in and say hey.

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I was gonna send a text but um,

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I thought it'd be
better if I just came in.

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I'm glad you did.

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I'm also glad I did.

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It's good to see you.

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It's also good to see you.

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Okay, well I just wanted to say hey,

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and I'm here, and I got your text.

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What text?

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The text.

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Did I send a text?

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Maybe... no?

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Maybe you didn't. Did you? I'm not sure.

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What, uh, what'd it say?

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Nothing. I don't think it said anything,
now that I think about it.

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Um... no something about you
being more of a bagel guy.

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- Oh my god, did I send that to you?
- No, I don't think so.

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- Oh my gosh, I did.
- Did you, though?

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I'm sorry, that wasn't
supposed to be sent to you.

247
00:11:23,418 --> 00:11:26,720
Hello dummy, why do you think I'm here?

248
00:11:26,765 --> 00:11:28,665
I'm here to tell you to be careful

249
00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:31,801
because with those texts,
those texts in the wrong hands,

250
00:11:31,870 --> 00:11:33,636
Yeah, it was actually meant for Heather.

251
00:11:33,639 --> 00:11:35,839
Heather, yes. Yes.

252
00:11:35,907 --> 00:11:38,908
- You and Heath and the bagels.
- Yeah, she was just asking

253
00:11:38,911 --> 00:11:40,480
if she should pick up scones or bagels.

254
00:11:40,505 --> 00:11:43,079
Anyway, now we know. Now we know.

255
00:11:43,082 --> 00:11:44,167
You shoulda just texted.

256
00:11:44,192 --> 00:11:45,316
You didn't have to come
all the way down here.

257
00:11:45,341 --> 00:11:48,144
Well no... um, as I was
saying, I was in the area.

258
00:11:48,169 --> 00:11:50,798
So, I just wanted to pop in
and see the look on your face

259
00:11:50,822 --> 00:11:52,922
when you realized that
you'd sent the text

260
00:11:52,947 --> 00:11:54,781
- to the wrong person.
- Ooh.

261
00:11:58,063 --> 00:11:59,896
Um, hmm.

262
00:11:59,964 --> 00:12:03,066
Um, hey I'm sorry if
I haven't been in touch

263
00:12:03,068 --> 00:12:06,603
- as much recently.
- Oh my god, please. Please.

264
00:12:06,671 --> 00:12:09,118
Uh no, I should get outta your hair.

265
00:12:09,143 --> 00:12:12,087
But it was good to see you, Mr. Bagel.

266
00:12:12,112 --> 00:12:15,121
That's a
you-and-Heather thing,

267
00:12:15,146 --> 00:12:16,446
but now that you texted me,

268
00:12:16,514 --> 00:12:18,151
it's kind of like
an all-of-us thing.

269
00:12:18,176 --> 00:12:21,471
So, have a great afternoon today.

270
00:12:24,314 --> 00:12:26,414
Looking good, Roland!

271
00:12:26,439 --> 00:12:28,768
What time do you wanna
fire this baby up?

272
00:12:29,214 --> 00:12:31,895
Uh, I dunno, probably about
an hour before you wanna eat.

273
00:12:31,897 --> 00:12:34,497
Oh, well I was hoping to eat around 8.

274
00:12:34,566 --> 00:12:36,933
Where are we, Barcelona?

275
00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:40,214
- Uh, well then 7.
- Yeah, 7 sounds better.

276
00:12:40,239 --> 00:12:42,705
- Honey, you ready to go?
- Yeah.

277
00:12:42,708 --> 00:12:44,304
Wait, wait, where are you going?

278
00:12:44,329 --> 00:12:46,609
Oh, Jocelyn and I have
another one of those

279
00:12:46,645 --> 00:12:48,382
birthing rehearsals we gotta go to.

280
00:12:48,407 --> 00:12:51,848
I... just bought $100 worth of sliders.

281
00:12:51,916 --> 00:12:53,260
Geez Johnny, thanks for rubbing it in

282
00:12:53,284 --> 00:12:55,852
- when you know I can't come.
- You can't come?

283
00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,718
You didn't say you can't come!

284
00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:00,490
You were bragging about
being a grill master.

285
00:13:00,558 --> 00:13:02,826
He really is. Did you
tell him about the aprons?

286
00:13:02,828 --> 00:13:05,428
Yes he did! And I was counting on him

287
00:13:05,453 --> 00:13:07,084
to do the grilling!

288
00:13:07,109 --> 00:13:08,698
You know Johnny, maybe
you should consider

289
00:13:08,766 --> 00:13:10,167
calling off the barbecue.

290
00:13:10,235 --> 00:13:12,068
Well, I'm not calling it off!

291
00:13:12,093 --> 00:13:14,804
I just have to figure this thing out.

292
00:13:14,873 --> 00:13:17,073
Right, cut to.

293
00:13:17,098 --> 00:13:18,777
Well, we're not cutting to.

294
00:13:18,817 --> 00:13:23,055
Cut to, I've ruined my sliders!

295
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:26,141
Cut to, how does this thing work?

296
00:13:28,755 --> 00:13:31,298
See, this wasn't as hard
as you thought it was.

297
00:13:31,691 --> 00:13:34,368
Mr. Rose, would you mind
taking a few steps back?

298
00:13:34,393 --> 00:13:36,593
Oh, what you're gonna
spray the briquettes again?

299
00:13:36,829 --> 00:13:38,595
Nope.

300
00:13:38,898 --> 00:13:40,313
You guys want me to jump in?

301
00:13:40,338 --> 00:13:42,555
No, I think we've got it covered.

302
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:46,515
Oh, you do, oh great, 'cause
I'm gonna get another beer.

303
00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:48,073
- Hmm?
- There ya go.

304
00:13:48,098 --> 00:13:49,211
All right.

305
00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:53,492
Well, finally. Back at the old grill.

306
00:13:54,148 --> 00:13:56,113
I'd say that one looks about perfect.

307
00:13:56,757 --> 00:13:58,671
I was gonna say the same thing.

308
00:14:00,054 --> 00:14:03,120
Specifically which one
were you talking about?

309
00:14:03,188 --> 00:14:06,123
- Just this one, here.
- Oh yeah, that's the one.

310
00:14:06,191 --> 00:14:07,892
Okay, should I save him?

311
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,737
Oh they'll be fine.

312
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,931
Let's just sit back and enjoy the sight

313
00:14:13,956 --> 00:14:16,890
of our two strapping men
bonding over an open flame.

314
00:14:16,936 --> 00:14:19,570
This one looks good, is this one cooked?

315
00:14:21,106 --> 00:14:22,806
Okay, so what else is
new? How's the shop?

316
00:14:22,809 --> 00:14:24,876
- Hmm, thriving.
- Yes.

317
00:14:24,944 --> 00:14:27,077
Which is shocking because
as you may or may not know,

318
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,179
I've struggled with
group work in the past.

319
00:14:29,611 --> 00:14:32,783
David, you are living
an exciting new chapter

320
00:14:32,851 --> 00:14:35,009
in the book on tape of your life.

321
00:14:35,755 --> 00:14:38,459
And you, you did this all by yourself.

322
00:14:39,092 --> 00:14:41,025
Okay, just so you know,

323
00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:42,593
that's not really a compliment,

324
00:14:42,661 --> 00:14:44,435
but thank you.

325
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:50,622
- Oh my god, hey.
- Hi.

326
00:14:50,803 --> 00:14:54,638
Um, so I took your advice,
which in retrospect is weird

327
00:14:54,641 --> 00:14:56,607
considering we like literally just met.

328
00:14:56,675 --> 00:14:58,342
Fair enough. And?

329
00:14:58,410 --> 00:15:00,644
Turns out that text message
wasn't for me after all.

330
00:15:00,647 --> 00:15:01,812
Oh.

331
00:15:01,837 --> 00:15:03,204
His girlfriend was at a bakery,

332
00:15:03,249 --> 00:15:05,716
hence the whole "I prefer bagels thing".

333
00:15:05,718 --> 00:15:08,408
Right. So that girlfriend detail

334
00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:10,054
woulda been pretty
useful in the conversation

335
00:15:10,056 --> 00:15:12,790
we had earlier, but still, I'm sorry.

336
00:15:12,858 --> 00:15:15,259
Oh, I feel somewhat responsible.

337
00:15:15,327 --> 00:15:17,383
Yeah, I can see that.

338
00:15:17,696 --> 00:15:19,163
It's just weird because like,

339
00:15:19,188 --> 00:15:20,922
I'm always the one being chased.

340
00:15:20,947 --> 00:15:24,678
I assumed that, based on
your face, and... body.

341
00:15:24,703 --> 00:15:25,937
Right?

342
00:15:25,962 --> 00:15:27,844
At least you got your answer.

343
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,374
You know what, Rach,
part of me feels like

344
00:15:30,442 --> 00:15:32,843
we were destined to meet today.

345
00:15:32,911 --> 00:15:34,712
Well, that would make
you the one good thing

346
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:35,980
to come outta my day.

347
00:15:36,048 --> 00:15:37,949
- Oh no.
- Yeah.

348
00:15:38,017 --> 00:15:40,351
To be honest, I came
here to win someone back,

349
00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:41,885
and it didn't happen.

350
00:15:41,888 --> 00:15:44,955
So, my big grand gesture ends here.

351
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,225
Sleeping alone in some roadside motel.

352
00:15:48,293 --> 00:15:50,728
Listen, it's not over yet.

353
00:15:50,796 --> 00:15:52,274
Why don't you come
with me to the barbecue

354
00:15:52,298 --> 00:15:53,998
that my parents are throwing?

355
00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:56,834
We can be each other's
little... little daties.

356
00:15:57,011 --> 00:15:58,524
I would love that.

357
00:15:59,095 --> 00:16:00,430
Thank you.

358
00:16:01,874 --> 00:16:03,719
- That's it, watch your step.
- Yeah.

359
00:16:03,744 --> 00:16:06,677
Okay, right, here. Perfect.

360
00:16:06,745 --> 00:16:09,680
Perfect. There ya go,
we make a good team, Pat.

361
00:16:09,748 --> 00:16:12,850
- No, John, no, we're not doing Pat.
- No we're not.

362
00:16:12,918 --> 00:16:14,363
Okay, we're not waiting
for Alexis, are we?

363
00:16:14,387 --> 00:16:16,887
Because honestly, I
could eat this tablecloth.

364
00:16:16,955 --> 00:16:19,228
- Medium rare for David.
- Thank you.

365
00:16:20,087 --> 00:16:22,793
You know um, this wasn't
actually the first time

366
00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:24,895
that I've been put to
work by the Rose family.

367
00:16:25,511 --> 00:16:30,247
My first job in high school
was actually at a Rose Video.

368
00:16:31,113 --> 00:16:34,221
Get outta town! What branch?

369
00:16:34,246 --> 00:16:36,740
- 785.
- 785.

370
00:16:36,743 --> 00:16:38,809
- Impressive late fees.
- Thank you.

371
00:16:38,878 --> 00:16:40,210
Can you pass the ketchup, please?

372
00:16:40,213 --> 00:16:44,081
Okay, how did I not know that
you worked at a Rose Video?

373
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,083
Well, let's hope that you continue

374
00:16:46,085 --> 00:16:47,685
to surprise each other.

375
00:16:47,687 --> 00:16:49,420
It keeps the relationship titillating.

376
00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:51,321
Okay, please never say titillating

377
00:16:51,346 --> 00:16:52,980
when referring to my relationship.

378
00:16:53,092 --> 00:16:55,042
- Oh, can I though?
- No.

379
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:58,435
Well, anyone with a
glass, please raise them.

380
00:17:00,065 --> 00:17:01,632
To relationships...

381
00:17:02,508 --> 00:17:04,775
old and new.

382
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,145
Um, thanks for waiting.

383
00:17:09,409 --> 00:17:11,842
Alexis! Just in time!

384
00:17:11,844 --> 00:17:13,844
Everybody, this is my new friend Rachel,

385
00:17:13,846 --> 00:17:15,346
she's having a bit of a day.

386
00:17:15,414 --> 00:17:16,606
Patrick?

387
00:17:17,282 --> 00:17:18,444
Rachel, what are you doing here?

388
00:17:18,469 --> 00:17:21,311
What are you doing here? I've
been texting you for 2 days.

389
00:17:21,897 --> 00:17:23,905
Wait, Patrick is your fiancé?

390
00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:28,102
Uh, I'm sorry you have a fiancée?

391
00:17:28,127 --> 00:17:31,499
No I... I mean I don't... now.

392
00:17:31,898 --> 00:17:35,850
But yes, at some point
I mean we... we were...

393
00:17:36,342 --> 00:17:37,835
Patrick, what's going on here?

394
00:17:37,837 --> 00:17:40,270
Okay, um, I just think
I might need a sec.

395
00:17:40,295 --> 00:17:41,995
David.

396
00:17:45,878 --> 00:17:47,272
I'm gonna talk to you in a minute,

397
00:17:47,297 --> 00:17:48,990
we've got a lot to talk about.

398
00:17:49,562 --> 00:17:50,873
Who is she?

399
00:17:51,365 --> 00:17:54,096
I glanced down at my
plate for two seconds.

400
00:17:58,357 --> 00:18:00,479
David, I-I need to
explain a couple of things.

401
00:18:00,504 --> 00:18:02,993
Um, what would be the
main one, do you think?

402
00:18:03,069 --> 00:18:04,878
Rachel and I were engaged,

403
00:18:04,903 --> 00:18:07,198
but I called it off before I moved here.

404
00:18:07,266 --> 00:18:09,900
Okay, you know what, you
don't need to explain yourself.

405
00:18:09,968 --> 00:18:12,169
- I think... I think that I do.
- No, I know you do,

406
00:18:12,238 --> 00:18:13,904
that's just what I'm supposed
to be saying in the moment,

407
00:18:13,906 --> 00:18:15,854
so, please continue.
- Okay um,

408
00:18:17,876 --> 00:18:19,776
we got together when
we were in high school,

409
00:18:20,213 --> 00:18:22,279
and we've been on and off ever since.

410
00:18:22,776 --> 00:18:26,116
I don't know we always just
sorta fell back into it.

411
00:18:26,185 --> 00:18:27,851
Anyway, she's been reaching out

412
00:18:27,854 --> 00:18:29,520
and expecting us to get back together

413
00:18:29,588 --> 00:18:31,496
for the past few months.
- Whoa.

414
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,224
Over the past few months?

415
00:18:34,227 --> 00:18:36,426
And you didn't think
to tell me about this?

416
00:18:36,495 --> 00:18:39,930
You stood in front of me
and told me to trust people.

417
00:18:39,998 --> 00:18:41,129
I know.

418
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,496
When I was perfectly
fine not trusting people.

419
00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:45,969
Not trusting people is what I'm used to.

420
00:18:46,038 --> 00:18:48,890
It is my comfort zone.
But next thing I know,

421
00:18:48,915 --> 00:18:51,671
there's an oversized
cookie on my doorstep,

422
00:18:51,696 --> 00:18:54,849
and you are telling me that
I have nothing to worry about.

423
00:18:54,874 --> 00:18:58,194
I didn't want it to
affect what we have. Okay?

424
00:18:59,018 --> 00:19:01,018
And I mean it when I tell you

425
00:19:01,086 --> 00:19:02,820
that you have nothing to worry about.

426
00:19:02,822 --> 00:19:04,502
'Cause no matter how
hard I tried with her,

427
00:19:04,556 --> 00:19:06,068
it just never felt right.

428
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:09,560
And up until recently,
I didn't understand why.

429
00:19:11,669 --> 00:19:13,463
David, I've spent most of my life

430
00:19:13,841 --> 00:19:15,989
not knowing what right
was supposed to feel like,

431
00:19:16,014 --> 00:19:17,575
and then I met you.

432
00:19:17,936 --> 00:19:19,896
And everything changed.

433
00:19:22,007 --> 00:19:23,921
You make me feel right, David.

434
00:19:27,246 --> 00:19:29,580
That is quite possibly one
of the most beautiful things

435
00:19:29,648 --> 00:19:31,415
I've ever heard anyone say.

436
00:19:31,483 --> 00:19:34,913
Um... outside of the
"Downton Christmas Special".

437
00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:38,007
- It's the truth.
- I know um...

438
00:19:38,323 --> 00:19:43,504
it's just that my truth
is that I am damaged goods,

439
00:19:43,529 --> 00:19:48,094
and this has really
messed things up for me.

440
00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:52,055
And I think I need some time with it.

441
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,500
All right.

442
00:20:00,388 --> 00:20:02,110
Actually um,

443
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:06,570
I haven't had dinner yet, so...

444
00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:11,081
I'll grab ya a slider.

445
00:20:11,839 --> 00:20:14,558
More than one, um,
and some potato salad,

446
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,640
and I think there were some
other sides on the table,

447
00:20:16,695 --> 00:20:17,961
but I couldn't see,

448
00:20:17,986 --> 00:20:19,586
so maybe just a
smattering of everything.

449
00:20:19,611 --> 00:20:20,636
Okay.

450
00:20:22,968 --> 00:20:24,362
Okay.

451
00:20:30,044 --> 00:20:31,509
I talked to Tony yesterday,

452
00:20:31,512 --> 00:20:33,978
he seemed very, very upset.

453
00:20:34,047 --> 00:20:36,192
Okay, how long do you think
before I can go in there?

454
00:20:36,216 --> 00:20:38,250
Well, I don't know, he had 6 sliders.

455
00:20:38,318 --> 00:20:40,352
I'm assuming he'll be
falling asleep soon.

456
00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:41,820
My poor baby.

457
00:20:42,789 --> 00:20:45,057
I told him he was out of the quicksand,

458
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:47,258
but he's not, John, he's sinking.

459
00:20:47,261 --> 00:20:49,928
And there's nothing I can do about it.

460
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:54,229
Okay, don't get me
wrong, I feel super bad,

461
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,589
and partially responsible
because I invited Rachel

462
00:20:56,614 --> 00:20:58,403
to the barbecue, but at the same time,

463
00:20:58,472 --> 00:20:59,849
he's been watching that show for 3 hours

464
00:20:59,873 --> 00:21:01,005
and my phone's in there.

465
00:21:01,008 --> 00:21:02,488
Well, you might have to go one night

466
00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:05,739
- without your phone, Alexis.
- Ugh!

467
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,113
David! David!

468
00:21:08,181 --> 00:21:10,515
I know he will, but what's gone so wrong

469
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,775
between the two of you?

470
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,867
What's so wrong that
it can't be patched up?

471
00:21:15,486 --> 00:21:17,714
- You don't mean... Yes, it's true!
- _

472
00:21:21,012 --> 00:21:30,356
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