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Oh my god, we matched?

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His nipples are out.

3
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Ted can't know about this, David.

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Miguel's the only other vet in town,

5
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and they have this like dumb rivalry.

6
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When has that ever stopped you?

7
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I remember that summer you
dated all 3 Hanson brothers.

8
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This is different.

9
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I no longer need backstage
passes to the Teen Choice Awards.

10
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How did you even match with
Miguel in the first place?

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I swiped right, obviously.

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Like look at him, David.

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I didn't actually expect we'd match.

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- You didn't expect to match.
- Okay, fine, I did,

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but I just wanted to
see what would happen.

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He's the only attractive
person on here, David,

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what did you want me to do?

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Well, then go on a date with him.

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- I can't.
- Fine, then don't.

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- Okay, but I want to, David.
- Oh my god, Alexis,

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I am suffering romantically right now,

22
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and there was a minute when I thought

23
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I would never have to
look at another dating app,

24
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and here you are shoving
Bumpkins in my face.

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It's Bumpkin with a wink emoji.

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He messaged me again.

27
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He actually sounds kind of chill, David.

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What did he say?

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- Sup?
- Okay.

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-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
-- Synced by Boba&Bobs --

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Ready when you are, Mr. Rose.

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Ready for what?

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We have a 1:00 reservation
for lunch at the café.

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Oh Moira, I completely
forgot about lunch.

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And I just gave Stevie the day off.

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How many days off is
Stevie allowed to request?

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Well, she'd worked 14
straight days, so...

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It's starting to
remind me of Rose Video,

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when your work consumed
you, and I would miss you so.

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Except now I don't have the jet
and the free DVD's to distract me.

41
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Well, I don't know
what to say, Sweetheart,

42
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I-I still have most
of the rooms to clean.

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Would it be too much to ask the guests

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to clean up after themselves?

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Hm, yes, it would.

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It's basically the
only service we provide.

47
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Very well. If lunch is canceled,

48
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I suppose I'll show up on
time for Jazzagals rehearsal.

49
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Isn't that something you
should be doing anyway?

50
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Oh, there's so much time
wasted off top, John.

51
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Yap, yap, yap, do, re, mi.

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A lip buzzing 'til I'm blue in the face!

53
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I promise I'll make it
up to you, Sweetheart.

54
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Okay. As long as we're
tabulating scores,

55
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this will mark the 3rd time
you stood me up this week, John.

56
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Hmm.

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Turn everything off, please.

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- Why aren't you dressed?
- Because I'm not going.

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Because I'm too tired.

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You've been sleeping for two days.

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What's your point?

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I'm finding it hard to believe

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that you don't have the
energy to go to a spa.

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I know, I'm scaring even me.

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Why are we going to a spa, again?

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Because you're having boyfriend issues,

67
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and this is my reluctant
attempt at being supportive.

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Well, that's very thoughtful of you.

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I also have a Groupon,

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which I was planning on using with Jake,

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but I thought you might need it more,

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so, get up before I change my mind.

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- I can't.
- Get up.

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No!

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Oh my god, David.

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Ah!

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This is really pathetic.

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What kinda spa is it, and
will there be treatments?

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You're a monster.

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Miguel looks so strong
holding all those puppies.

81
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Maybe I should get into online dating?

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Oh, I'm not into online dating,

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I'm just showing David how it works.

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- So when are you seeing him?
- Oh wow, no,

85
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I don't think that would
actually be a good idea.

86
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In fact, I might have
to cancel on him tonight.

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So you are seeing him?

88
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Technically yes, but like,
he and Ted have this thing.

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Oh, and Ted asked you not to see him.

90
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No, he doesn't know.

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Sorry, so what's the problem?

92
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I mean, Ted's not going
on a date with him.

93
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Yeah, I mean I guess
there isn't really anything

94
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- standing in the way.
- So there you go.

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It's just that I used to date Ted,

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and now I'm gonna be dating this guy,

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and it's just gonna be weird,

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and I don't wanna do
anything to upset Ted.

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So then maybe don't go
on a date with this guy?

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It's just that there are
like ten guys on here,

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and three of them are Ray.

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Yeah.

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♪ Fat spatula ♪

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♪ Fat spatula ♪

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♪ Fat spatula ♪

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♪ Fat spatula ♪

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♪ Fat spatula ♪

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- ♪ Fat spat... ♪
- Ah! John, what are you doing here?

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Is it David?

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Oh no, you can speak
freely in front of the gals.

111
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No, no, David's fine. David's fine.

112
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A little depressed.

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Stevie had to force him
into her car, but you know.

114
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Then, to what do we owe
this off-book sojourn?

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Well, I thought about what you said,

116
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and I didn't wanna fall into old habits,

117
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so I delegated the rest
of the cleaning to Roland.

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Sweet gesture, but was that wise?

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No offense, Jocelyn.

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I was gonna ask him the same thing.

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And that frees us up
for a little date night,

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uh, after you've finished rehearsing.

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Oh, where are you taking her?

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- The café.
- Ah!

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If that doesn't scream romance.

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There was a time when this dusky charmer

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used to constantly whisk
me off to ports unknown.

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Actually Johnny,

129
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Ronnie could always
use another baritone,

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why don't you join us?

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Oh, no.

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No, I'm just here to show
support. So, as you were.

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Oh, my husband, the
portrait of self-effacement.

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You should all know
that this man's voice

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melted more than a few hearts.

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Johnny, why don't you
just come and join Ronnie?

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Oh, no, no, no!

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No, no, I... haven't used
the old pipes in so long,

139
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and I... I wouldn't want to

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♪ impo-o-o-ose ♪

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Somebody just nailed their audition.

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Oh, ha ha.

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I've got perfect pitch, so
do not mess this up for me.

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- I understand.
- Okay.

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Oh wow. Is this some kind of sick joke?

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Yeah, um, so Jake and I found out

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that if you tell these resorts
that it's your honeymoon,

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they usually upgrade
your room and stuff,

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and give you free booze, but uh,

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We've never had anything
like this before.

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Oh. Lucky me.

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Sorry.

153
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Shoulda just told 'em the wedding's off.

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Mhmm. So, Jake and his little
pony are goin' on dates

155
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and having sexy honeymoon weekends?

156
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No, only sometimes, when it's necessary.

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Hmm.

158
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So you're in love then. You're
like falling in love with Jake.

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It's impossible to be in love with Jake,

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only Jake is in love with Jake.

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He's just... really good
at celebrating my body.

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So, I'm keepin' him around.

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Have you heard from Patrick?

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We're taking some
time to regroup at the moment.

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Ooh. Feeling very raw
right now, you know?

166
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Um, it's just like a lot
of emotional triggers.

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Like that?

168
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So, thank you for saving me from myself

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because one more day at that motel

170
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and I think things
would've gotten very dark.

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Hm. No problem. Just put this on.

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Okay I'm not playing into
your fraudulent behaviour.

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You still want the free booze, right?

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Gimme the ring.

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Can't believe I caught that.

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♪ Do do do do I feel so far away ♪

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1, 2, 3, 4!

178
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♪ I feel so far away ♪

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♪ When we're takin' it
home takin' it home ♪

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- ♪ Takin' it home! ♪
- Yeah.

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Woo!

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- Not bad. Not bad.
- Oh thank you, Ronnie.

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Oh John, a near-perfect return to form.

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I thought it was really great.

185
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Ah, Mrs. Rose, I didn't know

186
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there were two singers in the family.

187
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Well, professionally speaking
there's still only one.

188
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But I do applaud the vigor

189
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with which you embrace
recreational activities

190
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such as this, Mr. Rose.

191
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Well, anything to
spend a little more time

192
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with my special little songbird.

193
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Ooh, Okay ladies, if you don't mind,

194
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I'm going to allow my
husband to steal me away,

195
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for a modest repast across the avenue.

196
00:09:02,303 --> 00:09:03,960
And I should get back for my shift.

197
00:09:03,985 --> 00:09:08,398
And we're still going for
post-rehearsal mocktails, right ladies?

198
00:09:08,466 --> 00:09:11,067
I dunno about anybody
else, but I am drinkin'.

199
00:09:11,135 --> 00:09:13,069
So we're all headed
in the same direction?

200
00:09:13,071 --> 00:09:14,637
It looks like it.

201
00:09:14,706 --> 00:09:16,940
I'll get out the fancy
martini glasses. Fun!

202
00:09:17,008 --> 00:09:20,610
Boy, we never did this back
in the Rose Video days, did we?

203
00:09:20,678 --> 00:09:23,032
No, but I'm sure we had our reasons.

204
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,649
- Alexis.
- Yes?

205
00:09:36,674 --> 00:09:38,665
- Miguel.
- Oh my gosh, hey.

206
00:09:38,690 --> 00:09:39,610
Hi.

207
00:09:39,635 --> 00:09:41,246
I didn't recognize you
without your nipples.

208
00:09:41,271 --> 00:09:43,071
- Huh?
- The puppies... the um,

209
00:09:43,096 --> 00:09:46,219
the cute little puppies that you
love to photograph yourself with.

210
00:09:46,244 --> 00:09:49,713
Ha ha, yeah, yeah, I left
them at home. The puppies.

211
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Brought the nipples.
- Oh good.

212
00:09:51,803 --> 00:09:54,104
Not about the nipples,
um, about the puppies.

213
00:09:54,129 --> 00:09:56,391
- Right.
- So anyway, how are you?

214
00:09:56,416 --> 00:09:58,048
Uh good. Good, good.

215
00:09:58,095 --> 00:10:02,499
I'm just really glad we could
make this work. Champagne?

216
00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:04,600
Uh, they serve champagne here?

217
00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:06,803
I believe it's called Zhampagne,

218
00:10:06,871 --> 00:10:10,986
it's from the very famous
Zhampagne region of France.

219
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,112
- Can't wait to try it.
- Mm-hmm.

220
00:10:17,582 --> 00:10:22,351
- Hmm.
- So, um, how long you been on the app?

221
00:10:22,354 --> 00:10:24,587
Uh, oh I'm not. Well I am,

222
00:10:24,656 --> 00:10:26,589
but I just downloaded
it to show a friend.

223
00:10:26,658 --> 00:10:28,792
Well, worked out well for me.

224
00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,960
Someone's a smooth talker.

225
00:10:31,028 --> 00:10:32,501
- No.
- This is a relief.

226
00:10:32,526 --> 00:10:35,444
I um, I was actually
thinking about not coming.

227
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,133
What was holding you back?

228
00:10:37,202 --> 00:10:39,836
Uh, I dunno, just like
am I ready for this,

229
00:10:39,904 --> 00:10:42,015
and I'm not even on the app,
so like should I be using it?

230
00:10:42,039 --> 00:10:43,406
Right.

231
00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:44,930
I just like making careful choices.

232
00:10:44,955 --> 00:10:46,810
Yeah, yeah. I'm just glad

233
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that you... you could come out tonight.

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00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,425
Um,

235
00:10:52,475 --> 00:10:54,827
to... careful choices.

236
00:10:54,852 --> 00:10:56,952
Yes. To that.

237
00:11:03,644 --> 00:11:05,611
Okay, everybody.

238
00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:13,752
Hi. I'm Bobbie, and I am so
excited to be your waitress.

239
00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:17,022
We just love honeymooners
here at Crystal Elms.

240
00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:18,624
Please, right this way.

241
00:11:20,064 --> 00:11:21,597
Here you go.

242
00:11:21,891 --> 00:11:23,469
Wow.

243
00:11:24,562 --> 00:11:26,496
- Oh my god.
- Thank you.

244
00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:35,146
Okay, and I will be right
back with your menus. Okay.

245
00:11:35,424 --> 00:11:39,726
♪♪♪

246
00:11:40,081 --> 00:11:44,451
- No. Absolutely not.
- Okay, and I completely understand.

247
00:11:44,476 --> 00:11:49,121
Um, I just worry that if
we don't put the hats on,

248
00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:51,872
that the other guests will
inevitably force us to.

249
00:11:51,897 --> 00:11:53,497
Okay.

250
00:11:53,522 --> 00:11:54,889
So.

251
00:11:56,802 --> 00:11:59,698
So, turns out we are not
the only ones celebrating

252
00:11:59,766 --> 00:12:01,700
the bride and groom.

253
00:12:01,702 --> 00:12:04,703
This is from a Patrick.

254
00:12:04,772 --> 00:12:08,607
Says, "have fun, enjoy the
night. Thinking about you."

255
00:12:08,675 --> 00:12:12,263
Oh, wow, that is just very sweet.

256
00:12:12,288 --> 00:12:16,048
And I can assure you that
a fun night is guaranteed

257
00:12:16,116 --> 00:12:19,084
after a bottle of this. Right?

258
00:12:19,109 --> 00:12:21,510
Yeah, she gets it. Okay.

259
00:12:23,124 --> 00:12:26,224
Did our waitress just
make a sex reference?

260
00:12:26,624 --> 00:12:29,539
I mean, I don't think that's
really surprising at this point.

261
00:12:29,564 --> 00:12:32,731
Um, so you obviously
have spoken to Patrick

262
00:12:32,799 --> 00:12:35,167
since he knows we're here.

263
00:12:35,723 --> 00:12:38,781
Okay um, we may have been texting.

264
00:12:38,806 --> 00:12:41,407
He's covering for me at work.

265
00:12:42,676 --> 00:12:46,945
And these, these are our
complimentary lovebird wings.

266
00:12:47,013 --> 00:12:50,115
They are chicken, not actual lovebirds.

267
00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:53,952
Uh, and oh, the special
tonight is a lover's curry.

268
00:12:54,218 --> 00:12:57,429
So, I will be back, and I
will take your order. Okay so.

269
00:12:57,454 --> 00:12:58,957
Oh, wow.

270
00:12:59,025 --> 00:13:00,450
- Oh, one more.
- Oh my god.

271
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,242
Oh.

272
00:13:04,898 --> 00:13:07,060
Sorry, you were saying?

273
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,104
Um, how did you get so good at this?

274
00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:13,638
Hm, you learn pretty quickly

275
00:13:13,641 --> 00:13:15,552
when you're in a Ugandan
diamond smuggler's villa

276
00:13:15,576 --> 00:13:17,109
playing for your friend's freedom.

277
00:13:17,177 --> 00:13:19,277
- Right, right. Wait, what?
- That was fun.

278
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,646
Yeah, I know. I know.
I don't uh... you know,

279
00:13:21,649 --> 00:13:24,376
I don't get to date a
lot. Busy schedule and...

280
00:13:24,684 --> 00:13:28,120
and whatnot, but there is just
something about you, you know...

281
00:13:28,145 --> 00:13:30,479
I actually,

282
00:13:30,868 --> 00:13:33,759
I changed my shirt 3
times for tonight and uh,

283
00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:36,294
I'm sorry, I probably shouldn't
be giving that all away.

284
00:13:36,297 --> 00:13:37,930
No, it's cute.

285
00:13:37,998 --> 00:13:40,098
And I was actually nervous, too.

286
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,334
Well, you... you look great.

287
00:13:42,336 --> 00:13:44,536
No, yeah, I know it wasn't that.

288
00:13:44,604 --> 00:13:46,975
Um, you're gonna think
this is so random,

289
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,974
but it was actually
about something else.

290
00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:50,709
Well, whatever it was,

291
00:13:50,777 --> 00:13:52,811
I'm just glad that we could do this.

292
00:13:52,813 --> 00:13:53,968
I used to date Ted.

293
00:13:53,993 --> 00:13:55,914
- I'm sorry?
- Ted Mullins?

294
00:13:55,982 --> 00:13:57,500
- He's the veterinarian.
- No, no, no,

295
00:13:57,525 --> 00:13:58,859
I know who Ted is.
- Okay cool,

296
00:13:58,884 --> 00:14:01,004
I just felt like we were
being honest with each other.

297
00:14:01,109 --> 00:14:03,390
Wait, weren't you his receptionist?

298
00:14:03,415 --> 00:14:06,925
Executive Assistant. And yes,
but only for like a minute.

299
00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:08,672
But you guys were engaged?

300
00:14:08,697 --> 00:14:11,730
- Um, very
briefly. - Uh-huh.

301
00:14:11,732 --> 00:14:13,031
And just twice.

302
00:14:13,099 --> 00:14:15,033
And we've both moved on.
He has a girlfriend now,

303
00:14:15,102 --> 00:14:17,702
and apparently they're
like very serious.

304
00:14:17,771 --> 00:14:20,205
Okay look, there is nobody
who wants to see Ted fail

305
00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:22,073
more than I do, professionally speaking.

306
00:14:22,142 --> 00:14:25,811
Personally, I feel
like this is off limits.

307
00:14:25,836 --> 00:14:29,225
It just feels... wrong.

308
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:32,684
Okay, that is what I've been
saying, to literally everyone.

309
00:14:32,752 --> 00:14:34,719
What, you've been
telling people about this?

310
00:14:34,722 --> 00:14:38,056
No. Some people. Just close friends.

311
00:14:38,497 --> 00:14:40,692
And that is the reason that
I wasn't gonna come tonight.

312
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,129
- Yeah, but you came.
- Okay, bottom line,

313
00:14:44,198 --> 00:14:46,832
we've both had a lot of Zhampagne,

314
00:14:46,857 --> 00:14:50,214
so I just feel like we need
to hydrate, and reflect.

315
00:14:50,239 --> 00:14:51,770
Wow.

316
00:14:51,795 --> 00:14:53,529
I mean, yeah, but...

317
00:14:56,343 --> 00:14:58,224
I don't think I can do this.

318
00:14:59,076 --> 00:15:02,044
Okay, just to be clear,
I couldn't do this first.

319
00:15:03,563 --> 00:15:06,164
So I guess I am paying
for the Zhampagne then?

320
00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:16,528
And so, he says to the
cop, "Well, if it was mine,

321
00:15:16,596 --> 00:15:18,030
I wouldn't've put it in my mouth."

322
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,267
Oh, Veronica, once again,

323
00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:25,637
you reign supreme as the
queen of the triple entendres.

324
00:15:25,706 --> 00:15:27,472
I just have to say this.

325
00:15:27,497 --> 00:15:29,931
I know that we are the Jazzagals,

326
00:15:30,043 --> 00:15:33,312
but it was pretty great to have
a Jazza-guy in our midst today.

327
00:15:33,337 --> 00:15:34,566
Oh.

328
00:15:34,591 --> 00:15:35,992
Yeah, if you're around next week,

329
00:15:36,016 --> 00:15:37,649
it wouldn't hurt to have the help.

330
00:15:37,718 --> 00:15:40,452
Not to dim the charge on
this delightful conversation,

331
00:15:40,521 --> 00:15:41,987
but John, why don't you and I go

332
00:15:41,989 --> 00:15:44,089
- and get the gals another drink?
- Okay.

333
00:15:44,114 --> 00:15:47,826
No, no, the next round is
on us for our newest member.

334
00:15:47,828 --> 00:15:50,010
Lemonades for Moira and me...

335
00:15:50,035 --> 00:15:53,798
And two cosmos for the baritone section.

336
00:15:53,867 --> 00:15:55,334
♪ Yes, please ♪

337
00:16:03,569 --> 00:16:05,336
John, I wanna thank you

338
00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:07,716
for what you did for me today.

339
00:16:07,847 --> 00:16:10,782
And I know it was done
with the best of intentions.

340
00:16:11,769 --> 00:16:15,408
I'm getting the sense
I did something wrong.

341
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,822
Oh, not at all.

342
00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:18,457
In fact, you've enlightened me.

343
00:16:18,926 --> 00:16:23,128
I realize I take one thing
for granted in this town.

344
00:16:23,555 --> 00:16:26,490
- Oh, Moira.
- My time with the Jazzagals.

345
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,960
Ah.

346
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,803
As sad as it sounds,

347
00:16:31,871 --> 00:16:35,039
these rehearsals have
become a tiny oasis

348
00:16:35,064 --> 00:16:38,332
in the echo-y canyon that
I now call my social life.

349
00:16:39,256 --> 00:16:41,256
I don't know if you've noticed, John,

350
00:16:41,281 --> 00:16:45,483
but this transition has
not been the easiest for me.

351
00:16:46,188 --> 00:16:49,598
I can't say that I have not noticed.

352
00:16:49,623 --> 00:16:53,858
Aside from rehearsals,
few things keep me going.

353
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:58,343
My nightly sleeps, afternoon naps,

354
00:16:58,368 --> 00:17:01,232
and of course meals with my husband.

355
00:17:01,235 --> 00:17:03,034
And there will be more of those.

356
00:17:03,103 --> 00:17:05,003
But John, I have so few pleasures,

357
00:17:05,005 --> 00:17:07,008
that if I start combining them,

358
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:10,208
then I'll have even
less to look forward to.

359
00:17:10,649 --> 00:17:12,430
I understand, Moira.

360
00:17:12,979 --> 00:17:16,848
So, would you like me
to leave you to cocktails

361
00:17:16,916 --> 00:17:18,216
with the gals, then?

362
00:17:18,284 --> 00:17:20,085
Oh god, no, we'll
leave together, please.

363
00:17:20,196 --> 00:17:22,233
There are only so many
ways I can feign amusement

364
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,893
at Ronnie's comedia Del commode.

365
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,094
So the lover's curry was a mistake.

366
00:17:29,162 --> 00:17:30,629
Yeah, it was.

367
00:17:30,697 --> 00:17:32,530
Uh, but we got through it,

368
00:17:32,555 --> 00:17:35,623
and now we have a story we
can only tell each other so...

369
00:17:35,735 --> 00:17:37,465
Patrick would find it funny.

370
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,437
We will not be telling Patrick.

371
00:17:39,662 --> 00:17:41,763
Another secret for the pile.

372
00:17:43,918 --> 00:17:47,446
Okay, not to put any of the
blame on you in this situation.

373
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,582
Obviously Patrick should've
told you he had a fiancée,

374
00:17:50,715 --> 00:17:53,371
but... why didn't you ask him?

375
00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:56,051
If he had a secret fiancée?

376
00:17:56,322 --> 00:18:00,125
Well, no, but did you guys not
talk about your dating history?

377
00:18:02,059 --> 00:18:04,870
I guess I just thought the
deeper we got into his past,

378
00:18:04,895 --> 00:18:07,265
the deeper we'd have to get into mine.

379
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,401
And, historically speaking,

380
00:18:09,469 --> 00:18:12,656
the more I revealed of myself,

381
00:18:12,681 --> 00:18:16,884
the less interested people got.

382
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,296
So.

383
00:18:19,321 --> 00:18:21,146
Okay, so I'm gonna go out on a limb

384
00:18:21,214 --> 00:18:23,748
and say that you were
probably surrounding yourself

385
00:18:23,773 --> 00:18:25,605
with the wrong people,

386
00:18:25,652 --> 00:18:28,953
and we both know that Patrick
is not that kind of person.

387
00:18:29,589 --> 00:18:33,435
Also, I know everything about you,

388
00:18:33,902 --> 00:18:35,326
about your history,

389
00:18:35,351 --> 00:18:38,286
your family, and I'm still here.

390
00:18:41,603 --> 00:18:43,736
I think you're my best friend.

391
00:18:46,106 --> 00:18:47,525
You think?

392
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,341
Well, I can't know for sure,

393
00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:52,210
because I'm realizing
now that I don't think

394
00:18:52,278 --> 00:18:53,463
I've ever really had one.

395
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:58,726
Okay, well, if we're being honest,

396
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:02,353
I don't think I've ever had one, either.

397
00:19:08,195 --> 00:19:10,128
This would be a really sweet moment,

398
00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:12,828
if what we had just admitted
to each other wasn't so sad.

399
00:19:15,508 --> 00:19:19,586
Sadder? When you were in the bathroom,

400
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:23,362
I finished the rest
of the lover's curry.

401
00:19:24,744 --> 00:19:27,813
Okay, you'll be sleeping
in the bathtub tonight.

402
00:19:29,016 --> 00:19:30,248
I understand.

403
00:19:36,136 --> 00:19:37,899
Well, honey, I don't
think you should let

404
00:19:37,924 --> 00:19:40,789
one embarrassing encounter
color your experience,

405
00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:42,797
on Bumper.
- Bump-kin.

406
00:19:42,822 --> 00:19:44,328
So you upload your photo,

407
00:19:44,396 --> 00:19:46,984
and the Bumpkin sends
it to local singles.

408
00:19:47,009 --> 00:19:48,830
It's not called The Bumpkin.

409
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,809
Okay. Oh, here's one.

410
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:55,767
Isaac, 31, works on his family's farm.

411
00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:58,603
Certainly loves to take pictures
of himself in waterfalls.

412
00:19:58,628 --> 00:19:59,885
Hmm.

413
00:19:59,925 --> 00:20:02,306
Though harvesting crops does produce

414
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,415
a nicely-sculpted physique.

415
00:20:04,673 --> 00:20:06,658
"Looking for a hook-up."

416
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,385
Well, that sounds promising, Alexis,

417
00:20:08,453 --> 00:20:11,213
he's open for hooking
up for dinner, or drinks.

418
00:20:11,238 --> 00:20:12,789
Uh-uh, that's not what that means.

419
00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:16,160
- Okay, moving on to Jebediah.
- Okay, stop!

420
00:20:16,228 --> 00:20:18,815
Comes from a large
family. Oh, not my kids.

421
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,689
That's a step in the
right direction, Alexis.

422
00:20:21,714 --> 00:20:24,330
- Scroll down, Moira.
- Okay. Oh my wives.

423
00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:26,269
All right, which way do you
swipe to get rid of this one?

424
00:20:26,272 --> 00:20:28,038
- Okay, gimme my phone...
- Oh, Alexis, look,

425
00:20:28,106 --> 00:20:29,940
you've just Bumpkined with Jebediah.

426
00:20:29,942 --> 00:20:32,142
- What? Ew!
- Oh, and now we're back to Ray.

427
00:20:32,211 --> 00:20:33,510
Ew!

428
00:20:33,535 --> 00:20:35,216
How did Ray get such
a beautiful bathroom?

429
00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:36,841
Well...

430
00:20:38,216 --> 00:20:42,489
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