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Schitt's Creek - S04E10
"Baby Sprinkle"

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Hi, Jocelyn.

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Is everything okay?

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- Yeah. Why?
- Um, I love your pajama set.

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Thank you.

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It's been a hectic morning,
David, I'm not gonna lie.

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Well, I lit a patchouli candle,

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so hopefully it'll... calm your chi.

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Yeah, well, I didn't get
much sleep last night.

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Somebody decided to do

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a synchronized swimming routine at 2am.

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- Oh no.
- Yeah, so long night.

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And then followed by
the news that my sister

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can't drive into town
to host my baby shower!

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Oh.

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Something to do with
her husband's heart.

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Oh, well, hope it clears itself up.

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Yeah, well, it won't.
That's the problem.

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- Well, you never know.
- Well, I do.

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Which is why I ask you to
then point this pregnant lady

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towards your party-theme section,

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because it seems as though I
am throwing my own baby shower!

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Sounds very dark.

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Um, we actually don't
have a party section, so...

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- Just a streamer, David, just...
- Okay, yeah.

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There's a basket on the other
side, I think. Down below.

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Hmm.

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It's times like this I wish
I had your eye for decorating

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and party planning.

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Roland's been trying to help me,

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offered off his movie posters, you know,

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but I just don't think
that "The Pelican Brief"

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is festive enough for a baby shower.

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Well, I'd have to agree.

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Yeah, well, if only
there was someone like you

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who could help me organize this.

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Very kind of you to say.

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Yeah, I mean, somebody like you, or you.

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Who would just help me organize this,

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before I snap!

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Well, I'm sure I could help you out.

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David! Oh my goodness!

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Are you sure?

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I don't want you to feel
like you have to do this.

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Are you sure about that?

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Well, it is tonight,

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so I suppose you better uh, get to work!

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- Tonight?
- Yes.

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Okay, will the store
be promoted, at least,

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at this event?
- Absolutely!

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- And what is the venue?
- My house!

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And are we married to that venue?

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- Yes!
- Okay.

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Thank you, David.

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What just happened?

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-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
-- Synced by Boba&Bobs --

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Okay, so I was thinking as
incentive for our singles,

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we could do like, a
lonely heart's special.

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So 50% discount for those
singles dining alone.

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Okay um,

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but wouldn't it make more
sense to offer a discount

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for people not dining alone?

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But it's Singles Week
though, is the thing.

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Right. Um,

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but if the point of Singles
Week is to get matched up,

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then why not offer a discount
for singles who eat... together?

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Okay, I have a better idea.

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A 2-for-1 discount for 2
singles eating together.

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That's it, that's the winner.

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Yay!

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Oh my god, Alexis?

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Oh my god, Klaire!

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Oh my... guys, I know
this girl! Babe! Hi!

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Oh my god, what are you doing here?

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- Oh.
- Okay, so...

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me, Albany, Jitney, and Candy,

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we just needed to get away
from the city for a bit,

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and so Vice put out this
guide to the most random cities

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in North America, and we
were like, lets him 'em.

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Oh my god, that sounds so random.

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Oh my god.

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This is where you live, isn't it?

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I'm so sorry I didn't put that together,

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it's like I completely forgot about you.

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Oh my god, no, babe,
please, it's like...

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- it's so good to see you.
- I know.

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So like, it was two weeks
straight of work at the agency,

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so we just got in the car, and we drove.

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You know how it gets,
it's like uh-uh-uh.

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- Can I get you something?
- Stop.

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Oh my god, I'm obsessed with your look.

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You look just like a
small-town waitress! Beep!

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- Thanks.
- Actually you know what

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I would love like a hot water,

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but if you could just
let it sit so it cools,

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I just need to know
that it was once hot.

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Sorry, I'm the worst.

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Thank you.

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Like nothing's really
changed, am I right?

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- Yeah.
- Ugh, okay, babe, sit down.

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Tell me about you. Like,
what have you even been doing?

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- Oh my god.
- Oh my god!

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Like, so much.

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Okay, love that, girl.
Tell me. Tell me everything.

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Um, okay, so I graduated high school.

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- Uh huh.
- Got my certificate.

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Um, I opened my own PR firm,

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and I'm actually organizing
this little event, so...

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Okay. We really have
to get you outta here.

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What?

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You know what, you
need to join us tonight.

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We're gonna go to some random
bar, for some random drinks.

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Hmm. Hundred percent.

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No but like, actually come
though, okay? I'm serious.

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I could use a distraction.

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Albany literally makes
me wanna kill myself.

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Anyway, I should go.

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Please tell me I'm
gonna see you tonight.

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Okay, here is your
not-so-hot water.

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Sweetie, no, I didn't order that.

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- See you tonight, babe.
- Hm.

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See you tonight, babe.
See you tonight, babe.

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Hm. Hm.

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Albany, I was sitting there!

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Well, it's good of you
to come with me, John.

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Well, not a problem, Sweetheart.

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Stevie was thrilled to be left looking

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after the motel with Roland.

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Of course your accompanying me today

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would have nothing to do with
any concerns you may have,

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about me being left alone in a room

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teeming with eligible bachelors?

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I have no concerns about you, Moira,

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you can handle yourself.

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But if you ever unleash
your feminine wiles

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on those bachelors, they
wouldn't know what hit them.

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Hmm.

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Hi.

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Thanks for coming. I'm Ricki.

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- Johnny, and this is...
- Moira.

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I'm the lead intimacy
facilitator here at MADLY,

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and I am so thrilled
that you would choose me

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as a consultant for your Singles Week.

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As are we, Ricki.

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I'm sure you don't get a
great many auditors here,

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at the group but, we would just
love a little hand-held tour

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to see what it is you do.

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Can I ask what MADLY stands for?

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Mature Adults Dating Lovers, Yes!

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We pride ourselves on our ability to...

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stimulate soulful exchanges

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between all of our singles.

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And, I'm confident that
we're going to be able

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to find superlative
matches for both of you.

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Oh dear. Oh!

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Bit of a misunderstanding, here.

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We're-we're looking to observe
your event, for research.

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Well, we could peek in on the
experience like group voyeurs,

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but it would be much more
educational for both of you

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if you would let me immerse you in it.

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And what would this
immersion process entail?

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Today's activity is
called "A Lock and Key".

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Our ladies get the keys.

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Our men get the locks.

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And then we spend an hour mingling,

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trying to find that perfect fit.

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Well, lucky for us, this lock
has already found its key.

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You'd be surprised.

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Would I?

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John?

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Could be fun.

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And I know who I'll be leaving with.

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All right, let's give it a try!

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Wonderful.

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I just have to ask, before the event,

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will you grant me access to
your most intimate sounds?

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No.

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But we'll play the game.

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Okay, and could that
be delivered by tonight?

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Okay, perfect. All right,
thank you very much.

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Hi.
- What's goin' on?

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Well, um, Jocelyn came
in here this morning

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looking like Adam
Sandler on a red carpet.

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Poor thing is planning
her own baby shower,

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so I volunteered to help.

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Wow. That's very generous of you.

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Yeah, I thought it could
be a good opportunity

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to promote the store.

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So, Heather's supplying some
of her cheeses, not at cost,

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but she's giving us a deal,

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and I thought we could bring
some wine from the store,

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and Colleen's express-shipping
a branzino, so.

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Sounding a bit expensive, David.

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Well, we haven't talked budget yet,

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but I'm assuming that Jocelyn's
wanting to spend some money

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on her baby shower.

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I'm assuming that Jocelyn's
planning on spending no money

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- on her baby shower.
- Whadda ya mean?

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Well, typically the person
who throws the shower,

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pays for the shower.

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Well, that wasn't part of the agreement.

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Well, what did you say to her?

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- I told her I'd take care of it.
- Ah!

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She basically forced me into it!

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This isn't even her first baby!

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Oh, so it's more of a sprinkle, then.

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What the hell is a sprinkle?

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No, it's like a shower,
but for your second kid.

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It's not a full shower,
it's like a sprinkle.

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That is the stupidest (bleep)
thing I have ever heard.

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Uh, also booze and fish, not
ideal for a pregnant woman.

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Yeah, well, she's one person,

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and everyone knows you
don't plan a whole party

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around one person.

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Maybe you do, if the party is for her.

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Says who?

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Fine! Worst case scenario,

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she grazes at the soft cheese station.

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Are you sure that she can eat that?

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This is why I hate babies!

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Klaire!

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Oh my god, Lex!

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Are you like, stalking me, or something?

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- Um, actually I, um...
- Oh my god, I'm kidding.

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But seriously, like
what are you doing here?

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Um, I'm just like crashing here.

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- Oh.
- Temporarily, obviously.

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Are um, are you guys staying here?

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Oh my god! Funny. No. No.

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We have Airstreams up the road,

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but we saw this sign,

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and we thought it was so random.

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Yeah.

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Oh my god! I almost totally forgot!

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I have a job for you.

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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

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I just like, I can't talk
about it around Albany,

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because she needs to
get fired first, so...

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... basically the job is
yours, if you want it.

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It's a junior PR position,

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but you could totally climb the ladder.

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Look, take your time, just
let me know by tomorrow.

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By tomorrow?

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Hm, yeah, we're gonna
get a super early start,

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so make sure you find me before 2 pm.

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Oh wow, okay. It's just
like, all happening so fast,

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'cause I'd have to like,
pack, and find a place to stay.

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Oh my god, don't even worry about that.

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You can totally stay at my dad's place.

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He hasn't lived there for like 15 years.

251
00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:50,382
I think he started a
new family, or something.

252
00:10:50,588 --> 00:10:52,432
- Oh.
- So it would be you,

253
00:10:52,457 --> 00:10:54,891
and my dad's ex-wife.
But don't worry about her,

254
00:10:54,893 --> 00:10:56,346
she's two years younger than

255
00:10:56,371 --> 00:10:57,791
- us, and like super chill.
- Okay.

256
00:10:57,816 --> 00:10:59,764
Anyway, I'm gonna call
it on this Instasesh,

257
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,330
but I'll let you know
what bar we hit up tonight.

258
00:11:01,355 --> 00:11:02,916
Okay, actually, there's only one.

259
00:11:02,941 --> 00:11:04,834
Oh, well that's great,

260
00:11:04,859 --> 00:11:06,836
because I feel like all I
do every night is just argue

261
00:11:06,861 --> 00:11:08,061
with Albany about where to go.

262
00:11:08,106 --> 00:11:10,039
Like the poor thing doesn't
understand that like,

263
00:11:10,042 --> 00:11:12,375
literally, no one even wanted
her here in the first place.

264
00:11:12,377 --> 00:11:14,477
- Ooh.
- I can't wait to fire her.

265
00:11:14,502 --> 00:11:16,269
I'm her best friend.

266
00:11:16,294 --> 00:11:19,028
- Okay, here's my card.
- Yes.

267
00:11:19,094 --> 00:11:20,894
Let me know about the job.

268
00:11:20,919 --> 00:11:24,654
Okay, yes. That sounds like... chillin'.

269
00:11:24,723 --> 00:11:28,189
- I will definitely uh, let you know!
- Okay.

270
00:11:29,213 --> 00:11:33,119
Hey, pack your bags,
bitch! You're getting' out!

271
00:11:40,538 --> 00:11:43,273
It's funny, because before
my dear Gloria passed,

272
00:11:43,341 --> 00:11:46,242
she told me her dying
wish was for me to move on.

273
00:11:46,311 --> 00:11:47,610
Ah, did she?

274
00:11:47,613 --> 00:11:49,493
I know you're gonna find
this hard to believe,

275
00:11:49,547 --> 00:11:52,849
but she predicted that
I would meet a woman

276
00:11:52,917 --> 00:11:55,318
with shoulder-length blonde
hair, and red lipstick.

277
00:11:55,604 --> 00:11:59,866
- Telepathic, was she?
- And tremendously specific!

278
00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:03,501
If I may leave you with a bit of advice,

279
00:12:03,861 --> 00:12:05,828
I would wait until much
later in the relationship

280
00:12:05,831 --> 00:12:07,730
before mentioning any of the things

281
00:12:07,799 --> 00:12:09,674
you just mentioned to me. Okay?

282
00:12:10,035 --> 00:12:12,602
Uh, wait, you haven't
even tried your key.

283
00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:14,637
Uh, it won't fit.

284
00:12:14,706 --> 00:12:17,106
Now, ask me when the
last time the motel sold out,

285
00:12:17,175 --> 00:12:18,708
before I showed up?

286
00:12:18,733 --> 00:12:21,368
Never! Zero! Didn't happen.

287
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,980
Must take a special touch.

288
00:12:24,005 --> 00:12:26,005
Well, call it what you will, Charlene.

289
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:30,021
Maybe I'll spend the night sometime.

290
00:12:31,022 --> 00:12:33,456
At the motel, I mean.

291
00:12:33,525 --> 00:12:35,258
Oh, oh, oh.

292
00:12:35,283 --> 00:12:37,984
Moira!

293
00:12:38,009 --> 00:12:40,363
You should really keep
looking for your perfect match.

294
00:12:40,649 --> 00:12:43,684
For research. Or love.

295
00:12:49,132 --> 00:12:51,400
Mhmm.

296
00:12:56,347 --> 00:12:58,081
Tomorrow, more sunshine...

297
00:12:58,083 --> 00:12:59,818
Welcome, boys!

298
00:12:59,843 --> 00:13:02,652
I can't thank you enough
for jumping in like this!

299
00:13:02,677 --> 00:13:03,841
Oh, it's our pleasure.

300
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:07,261
Okay, um, so what's going on here?

301
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,902
I thought I would what I could

302
00:13:08,927 --> 00:13:10,547
to get a jumpstart on the decorations.

303
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,005
Here's the thing, Jocelyn,

304
00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:14,764
when you asked me to throw this event,

305
00:13:14,789 --> 00:13:17,390
you were essentially handing
over creative control.

306
00:13:17,661 --> 00:13:19,702
Considering our name is
gonna be all over this,

307
00:13:19,771 --> 00:13:22,238
I think it's important to
streamline the aesthetic

308
00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:24,614
direction we're taking for tonight.

309
00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:27,110
Okay, well I guess I could
move some of the balloons?

310
00:13:27,112 --> 00:13:29,112
That could be good.
Yeah, we could move those.

311
00:13:29,137 --> 00:13:30,370
Maybe to the garbage?

312
00:13:30,395 --> 00:13:32,463
We're also gonna need to
drop-cloth the interiors.

313
00:13:32,488 --> 00:13:34,121
Okay, guys!

314
00:13:34,253 --> 00:13:36,252
Where do you want me to hang the pinata?

315
00:13:36,277 --> 00:13:38,277
I'm sorry, is that
supposed to be a baby?

316
00:13:38,323 --> 00:13:40,323
Yeah, it's pretty realistic, isn't it?

317
00:13:40,391 --> 00:13:42,225
I got it at the dollar store in Elmdale.

318
00:13:42,293 --> 00:13:43,771
I didn't even have to pay for it, honey.

319
00:13:43,795 --> 00:13:45,013
They just gave it to me.

320
00:13:45,038 --> 00:13:47,330
Yeah, don't think we can smash a baby

321
00:13:47,332 --> 00:13:50,530
- with a stick tonight, but...
- It's not a real baby, Dave.

322
00:13:50,555 --> 00:13:52,535
The fact that you got
it from the dollar store

323
00:13:52,538 --> 00:13:55,104
does make me wary of what's
gonna fall out of it, though?

324
00:13:55,107 --> 00:13:56,373
Don't worry, Rolly,

325
00:13:56,398 --> 00:13:58,298
we're still gonna play the diaper game.

326
00:13:58,323 --> 00:13:59,523
Ah, good!

327
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,421
Hi! What's the diaper game?

328
00:14:01,446 --> 00:14:03,306
Oh my gosh, it is so fun!

329
00:14:03,331 --> 00:14:06,392
We played it at Mutt's baby shower!

330
00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:08,685
Basically, you melt
different chocolate bars

331
00:14:08,753 --> 00:14:10,420
into different diapers,

332
00:14:10,422 --> 00:14:11,955
and then people take turns guessing...

333
00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:13,346
Gonna stop you right there.

334
00:14:13,371 --> 00:14:17,440
I will literally do anything
for us to not play that game.

335
00:14:17,996 --> 00:14:20,563
Well, I'm getting nervous,
because we're gonna need

336
00:14:20,632 --> 00:14:22,131
some sort of entertainment, David.

337
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,967
Well then, I will
come up with some games

338
00:14:23,992 --> 00:14:26,960
that don't involve sniffing a diaper.

339
00:14:26,985 --> 00:14:29,153
- You don't just sniff it.
- No. You don't.

340
00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:30,645
Oh my god.

341
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,276
Hey, Jocelyn, why don't
you, why don't you get ready,

342
00:14:33,301 --> 00:14:35,302
get changed, and we'll
take good care of the place.

343
00:14:35,327 --> 00:14:36,941
I am ready.

344
00:14:37,449 --> 00:14:40,316
And you look great, so,
do you wanna have a seat?

345
00:14:40,319 --> 00:14:42,352
Relax? Mm hmm.

346
00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,354
Okay, is this vase movable?

347
00:14:44,356 --> 00:14:47,400
Uh, no, that there is
grandpa's ashes, and no,

348
00:14:47,425 --> 00:14:49,593
you cannot move it, it's bolted down.

349
00:14:49,705 --> 00:14:51,938
There's been a lot of urn thefts lately.

350
00:14:51,963 --> 00:14:53,930
I'll tell ya what, I
will get my ratchet,

351
00:14:54,005 --> 00:14:55,965
and see what I can do for
ya, okay? You hold baby.

352
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,997
- All right.
- Go ahead.

353
00:15:02,574 --> 00:15:04,140
Was this a mistake?

354
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,731
Oh, probably, but you know,
we're here now, you know.

355
00:15:07,015 --> 00:15:08,347
Yup.

356
00:15:08,372 --> 00:15:10,138
Where do I put this (bleep) thing?

357
00:15:13,518 --> 00:15:15,018
No?

358
00:15:17,889 --> 00:15:19,444
Hello.

359
00:15:19,772 --> 00:15:21,958
And just when I thought
I'd tried every lock.

360
00:15:22,252 --> 00:15:24,584
- You are?
- Rene.

361
00:15:24,629 --> 00:15:26,596
I work in ad sales
and can drive at night.

362
00:15:26,665 --> 00:15:27,797
Ah.

363
00:15:27,822 --> 00:15:29,499
I know that sounds like
an odd thing to mention,

364
00:15:29,524 --> 00:15:31,725
but it does separate me from the crowd.

365
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:34,151
Pardonnez-moi, senor Rene.

366
00:15:34,239 --> 00:15:36,106
Okay, Moira, let's go.

367
00:15:36,174 --> 00:15:38,141
Charlene's getting a little tipsy,

368
00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:39,709
and things are starting to turn.

369
00:15:39,778 --> 00:15:43,346
Hm, well I just have one
more lock to try, John, so...

370
00:15:43,371 --> 00:15:45,304
Rene, I'll be gentle.

371
00:15:45,673 --> 00:15:48,261
Oh, look at that!

372
00:15:48,286 --> 00:15:52,165
It seems to be jammed. Can you, Rene?

373
00:15:52,190 --> 00:15:53,623
Sure.

374
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:55,135
Okay, Moira, I think we're done here.

375
00:15:55,159 --> 00:15:57,227
Have we finally found our match?

376
00:15:57,252 --> 00:16:01,557
Yes, we have, but here,
locks sadly are defective.

377
00:16:01,582 --> 00:16:03,533
You're um... getting a bit of neck burn.

378
00:16:03,601 --> 00:16:04,557
Oh.

379
00:16:04,582 --> 00:16:06,479
Well, I didn't have
any problem with mine.

380
00:16:06,504 --> 00:16:08,738
Often times in these situations,

381
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:12,342
I ask a participant to go within,

382
00:16:12,344 --> 00:16:16,401
and to reflect why she might
be having trouble connecting.

383
00:16:16,781 --> 00:16:18,881
Connecting is my livelihood.

384
00:16:19,581 --> 00:16:21,284
No, it's these discount locks.

385
00:16:21,286 --> 00:16:23,019
I've tried every other one.

386
00:16:23,851 --> 00:16:25,285
Ooh!

387
00:16:27,275 --> 00:16:29,992
You know what, John?
You're right, we should go.

388
00:16:30,061 --> 00:16:31,427
Jocelyn has that bebe thing.

389
00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:33,963
Rene, pleasure as always.

390
00:16:34,075 --> 00:16:36,009
You know, I have to say,

391
00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:37,834
I had a lot of apprehension
when I came here.

392
00:16:37,902 --> 00:16:40,407
- Let's not dally, dear.
- What's that? Here you go.

393
00:16:41,664 --> 00:16:44,551
Rene, Shirley needs a ride home.

394
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:46,976
Can you still drive at night?

395
00:16:47,188 --> 00:16:48,721
Sure.

396
00:16:54,036 --> 00:16:55,570
_

397
00:17:04,796 --> 00:17:06,712
Hey, I'm heading out!

398
00:17:36,368 --> 00:17:38,071
Hmm.

399
00:18:04,018 --> 00:18:07,967
Okay, now this game
is called sleepy mommy.

400
00:18:07,992 --> 00:18:10,626
Jocelyn's sitting on the
couch, she's our sleepy mommy.

401
00:18:10,651 --> 00:18:13,601
Now mommy's had a very
hard day with baby,

402
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,541
and needs a bit of a break.

403
00:18:15,566 --> 00:18:16,999
And that's where we come in.

404
00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:18,266
We're each gonna take turns

405
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:20,613
popping pills into mommy's mouth.

406
00:18:20,638 --> 00:18:22,249
Now unfortunately,
these are breath mints,

407
00:18:22,316 --> 00:18:23,983
we couldn't afford actual benzo's,

408
00:18:24,008 --> 00:18:26,376
but the person that
does get the most tranqs

409
00:18:26,444 --> 00:18:29,011
into mommy's mouth, will walk away

410
00:18:29,036 --> 00:18:31,170
with whatever's left of
the soft cheese station.

411
00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:34,063
- I'll go!
- Okay.

412
00:18:37,088 --> 00:18:38,955
Boy, these have a bit
more weight to them

413
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:40,413
than the usual pills.

414
00:18:40,525 --> 00:18:42,469
Well, you know, Johnny, that
weight might actually work

415
00:18:42,493 --> 00:18:44,460
in your favour if you
take into consideration

416
00:18:44,485 --> 00:18:45,719
the humidity in here.

417
00:18:45,744 --> 00:18:47,607
Wow, well, thank you, Roland.

418
00:18:47,632 --> 00:18:50,533
Okay, just relax. There.

419
00:18:51,903 --> 00:18:53,970
Oh! All: Oh!

420
00:18:53,972 --> 00:18:56,796
David, why does this game
feel vaguely familiar?

421
00:18:56,821 --> 00:18:58,307
You invented it.

422
00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:00,376
We played it a lot growing up.

423
00:19:00,444 --> 00:19:02,345
Oh!

424
00:19:02,347 --> 00:19:04,247
I can't remember playing.

425
00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:06,110
That's because we got very good at it.

426
00:19:06,135 --> 00:19:09,094
I remember Alexis got on in
from across the room once.

427
00:19:09,854 --> 00:19:11,254
Oh!

428
00:19:11,256 --> 00:19:12,500
I've gotta hand it to ya, David,

429
00:19:12,524 --> 00:19:14,090
it's a little unconventional,

430
00:19:14,115 --> 00:19:16,016
but people seem to be
gettin' really into this.

431
00:19:16,127 --> 00:19:17,149
Hey, Dave?

432
00:19:17,174 --> 00:19:19,993
Do I get an extra point if I
can bounce one of her forehead?

433
00:19:20,018 --> 00:19:22,865
Yeah, we need some clarity
on the point system, David,

434
00:19:22,868 --> 00:19:24,934
because I've landed
three in Jocelyn's bangs,

435
00:19:24,936 --> 00:19:26,502
and that's gotta count for something.

436
00:19:26,571 --> 00:19:28,804
- Or nothing.
- Ugh.

437
00:19:28,807 --> 00:19:31,274
- Okay. That's not fair.
- Okay. On three,

438
00:19:31,342 --> 00:19:33,509
try this together,
1, 2, 3.

439
00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:36,727
Oh! Yeah!

440
00:19:44,679 --> 00:19:47,366
So like, she's telling me
that she's going to Mexico,

441
00:19:47,391 --> 00:19:49,359
and I'm like, if you're
not going to Tulum,

442
00:19:49,427 --> 00:19:51,294
then like where the
hell are you even going?

443
00:19:51,362 --> 00:19:53,663
- You know what I'm saying?
- So where is she going?

444
00:19:53,731 --> 00:19:56,232
- Ugh, god. Cabo.
- Oh my god, poor thing.

445
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,667
I know, right?

446
00:19:57,735 --> 00:20:00,036
Like, what does she wanna go
smoke a blunt with Pitbull?

447
00:20:00,081 --> 00:20:02,015
Ugh, probably not.

448
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,973
Um, anyway, can I talk
to you for a sec, Klaire?

449
00:20:03,975 --> 00:20:05,141
Oh yeah, sure.

450
00:20:07,193 --> 00:20:08,684
Wassup?

451
00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:13,649
- Okay, so I've been thinking about it.
- Hmm.

452
00:20:13,652 --> 00:20:15,318
And as much as I appreciate the offer,

453
00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:17,320
... um, I think for
the next little while,

454
00:20:17,345 --> 00:20:19,279
I should just stay here.

455
00:20:21,624 --> 00:20:23,552
I'm sorry, reset. What
are we talking about?

456
00:20:23,786 --> 00:20:27,096
Um, the job that you offered
at your dad's friend's company?

457
00:20:27,164 --> 00:20:29,065
- The junior publicist?
- Oh.

458
00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:30,911
I just don't think that
I can leave here yet.

459
00:20:30,935 --> 00:20:33,146
Oh, yeah, sure, you do your
bit. I'm always here for you.

460
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:35,838
Sorry, I was like, what
are we even talking about.

461
00:20:35,906 --> 00:20:38,574
So like, Albany just put
down her dad's black card,

462
00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:41,043
so shots on him. It's
the least that she can do

463
00:20:41,112 --> 00:20:42,656
because she didn't come
through with the party favors.

464
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,747
Breaking news, we
still (bleep) hate her.

465
00:20:45,489 --> 00:20:47,817
Anyway, do you want a shot or not?

466
00:20:47,885 --> 00:20:49,685
It's Albany's birthday.

467
00:20:50,021 --> 00:20:52,021
Um, I don't think that I can.

468
00:20:52,023 --> 00:20:53,823
I have this other thing
that I need to go to.

469
00:20:53,891 --> 00:20:55,971
Okay, yeah, cool. Hey, well
text me later. All right?

470
00:20:56,027 --> 00:20:57,526
We can totally ditch this thing

471
00:20:57,595 --> 00:20:59,825
and we don't have to tell Albany,
if that's what's holding you back?

472
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:02,200
- Will do.
- Okay.

473
00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:05,202
Oh and Lex, it was so good to see you.

474
00:21:05,227 --> 00:21:08,194
Really, it's been too long.
We can't let this happen again.

475
00:21:09,798 --> 00:21:11,497
It won't.

476
00:21:14,812 --> 00:21:18,548
Why do you guys have
drinks, and I don't? Hmm?

477
00:21:19,307 --> 00:21:22,638
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