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David,

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Stevie is just now opening
the Rose Apothecary products

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we ordered for the motel.

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Okay, good, you're welcome.

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Well, it would be good
if the order had arrived

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when it was supposed
to arrive, last week.

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All right, so it got held up.

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What possible difference
could one week make?

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We made sure to order those products

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- in time for the rollout.
- What rollout?

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The Rosebud Motel rollout.

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New name, new branding,
flowers in all the rooms.

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New custom towels, all
part of the rollout.

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- Um, who taught you rollout?
- May have been me. Sorry.

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You know, other than
your little blunder,

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it would've been a flawless rollout.

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Okay, you really need
to stop saying rollout.

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David, delivery dates are important,

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when it comes to client loyalty.

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Okay, do I need to remind you that

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I'm the one doing you the favour?

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Accessorizing motel bathrooms

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is not what I would call
on-brand for the store.

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So, if you would like
to pull the account,

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you can pull the account.

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Well I can't pull the account,

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because it's part of the rollout.

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So, I may be looking elsewhere

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when it comes time
for the pop-out store.

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Okay. He meant pop-up store, right?

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Honestly, David, it
took him like 2 weeks

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to learn rollout, so...

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-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
-- Synced by Boba&Bobs --

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It's just that we don't want
people adopting sad dogs.

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You know, like singles are sad enough,

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so we want the puppies to be happy,

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and fun, and flirty.

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Yeah, I got that note in your email,

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uh, but, as you know,
these are rescue dogs so...

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it's kinda hard to guarantee fun.

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She's a little cutie!

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That's actually a he,

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and I think he might
already be spoken for?

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But the event's like a week away.

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I know, I just, I happened to show

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some of these little rascals to Heather,

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and, and she saw this guy,
and wanted to adopt him.

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So, we're just kind of in the
process of making that happen,

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for her.

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- Hmm. Wow, love that for her.
- Alexis?

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Oh, Theodore, back for another
meeting of the animals, I see.

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Hello, Mrs. Rose.

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You know you two are
lovely little freaks.

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In this digital day of
discontented disconnection,

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you two still manage to
do things face-to-face,

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like people from before your time.

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Hmm. We were just finishing up.

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Oh, I'll-I'll just see you at
the volunteers' meeting, then?

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Um, you know what, you
don't have to come to that.

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But, thank you for all
of your help with this.

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Okay, uh, okay sure.

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Well, let me know if
you need anything else.

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- You got my number, obviously.
- Yes, I do, thank you.

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- Bye, Mrs. Rose.
- Bye.

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See you again soon, I'm sure.

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Safe to say our animal-loving
singles will be well placated.

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Can I help you with something?

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Yes! Yes.

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That nudnick at the curling
rink just informed me

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that they'll no longer
be able to accommodate

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our Lover's Messy
Sloppy Joe Eat-a-Thon.

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I'm afraid you have to
secure us another venue.

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Okay, well, can't you do it?

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N... alas! Your co-chair will
be busy getting herself out

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of jury duty today.

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Okay, then I will just add
that to the immense list

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of things that I have
to do this morning.

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Alexis, you know me,
I'm not one to overstep,

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But, perhaps you might be able to strike

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a few more to-do's off that list

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if you and Ted spend a little less time

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fussing over this canine auction.

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It's a puppy adoption, and we're done.

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Planning. So, thank you.

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Hey.

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Wow! Looking very nice, Stevie.

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Yeah, thanks, except I
think I have to go home now.

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Really? What's going on?

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Uh, nothing to be concerned
about, just... this.

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Oh my god! What happened?

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I don't know it's like an
allergic reaction or something.

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Did we change our laundry detergent?

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No, what have you
been doing differently?

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Nothing, just rolling things
out, like you asked me to.

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Could be, could be an insect bite.

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It's all the way up my arms.

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Well, Stevie, stop! What are you doing?

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Uh I know it's for the guests,

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but it's like really good
stuff, and this is extra.

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How long have you been using that?

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This morning.

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Before or after your
arm started itching?

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After, definitely after.

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Oh, okay.

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I mean, I might've tried a little bit

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when I was unpacking the box, but...

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- my skin gets real dry in here.
- It's the lotion.

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What?

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David's lotion is giving you the rash!

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No, I don't think it's the lotion.

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And you know what? I'm not surprised!

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Because he gets a lot
of this stuff from farms,

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and who knows where,

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and you don't know what's
in these natural products!

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Stevie, why do you keep doing that?

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I don't know, okay! It
might be causing the rash,

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but it's also the only thing
that's making it feel better.

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Okay, well we have to
now go and see David.

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No, I think it's a better
idea that I just go home.

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After we handle this!

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This is the last thing we need
in the middle of a rollout!

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Okay, if I could just
get everyone to be,

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like, quiet for a minute?

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C-help. Okay.

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Hey! Hey.

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Um, welcome to the first
official volunteer meeting.

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I, of course, am your
co-chair, Alexis Rose.

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Um, I think this is
gonna be a very fun week.

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But, as of right now,
it's less than ideal.

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Um, I don't wanna add
to anyone's stress,

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but we just lost the curling club.

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- Oh...
- Bottom line, we need a new venue,

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so if everyone can just
like, ask around? Please.

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I might have a place.

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Oh my god!

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Okay, um, everyone take a Hot 5.

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And oh, for those of you
asking about the t-shirts, yes,

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they are supposed to be tight.

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This is Singles Week,
everyone is fair game.

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Okay?

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- Hi!
- Hi.

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What are you doing back?

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Oh well, I uh, I don't
know if you heard,

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but I'm gonna have a
little brother soon,

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- so yeah, I couldn't miss that.
- Um, yes, congratulations.

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And, are you serious about
having a venue for me?

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Because that would be... amazing.

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Happy to loan out the barn,

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- if it can be cleaned up in time.
- What happened?

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Oh, I asked a friend of
mine to keep an eye on it

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while I was away, and
musta slipped her mind.

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It didn't slip my mind,
I just like, didn't go.

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Is it bad?

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Yeah, a nice little home
for a family of raccoons.

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I had to evict them, though,
and they didn't go quietly.

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Okay. You are literally
saving my life right now.

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I feel like I should help you clean,

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or like, water the plants, or something.

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I won't turn down the help,

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but you don't have to
worry about the plants,

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they are very, very dead.

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Mutt, you're making me
feel partially responsible.

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Moira Rose.

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Moira! Moira!

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Jocelyn,

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I see you've been lassoed into
the judicial process as well.

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Finally!

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I'm surprised to see you here, though.

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I know, right?

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You've served so many times already!

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I mean you had to miss
the Jazzagals Luau Luncheon

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because of that hung
jury, and then before that,

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you and Johnny got caught
in that criminal trial

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and couldn't make it
to the Seafood Potluck.

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Mmhmm. What can I say?

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I'm a stand-out in the jury box.

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But shame on them for summoning
a woman in your condition.

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Oh no, I've been
waiting for this moment.

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Apparently, if they call your number,

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you get to stand in front of a judge!

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I feel like I'm on "The Voice"!

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Ooh, as seductive as
that sounds, no thank you.

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With Singles Week
just around the corner,

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my services are desperately
needed elsewhere.

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- Number 23!
- Oh my god! That's me!

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Number 40, number 75!

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Uh oh, that's me.

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Jocelyn, you're about
to witness a master class

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in judicatory persuasion.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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No one at the counter!

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Who runs a business like this?

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Anyone could just walk
in here and shoplift.

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Okay, nobody's just walking
in here and shoplifting.

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David! Your face!

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I know my face! I know my face!

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It's a... it's a heat rash or something!

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I look like the Phantom of the Opera!

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Well, you can't greet
customers with that face!

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You don't think I know that?

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I don't have much choice!

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Patrick's at some business seminar,

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I don't really know, because
I wasn't really listening.

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Stevie, show him your arms.

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- Thought you'd never ask!
- Oh my god!

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What happened to your arms?

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Same thing that happened to your face!

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- What?
- Your Dad thinks it's your moisturizer.

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Okay, that's impossible.

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I've been using this moisturizer

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- every day for 3 months.
- Oh.

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Although, this is a new batch.

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And we've already sold
half the stock. Oh my god!

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See? I knew it!

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David, we have a problem.
We have a big problem.

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You could be sued!

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- What?
- For retail negligence.

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Stevie, show him your arms again.

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- I don't want to show him my arms.
- I don't wanna see her arms again.

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You realize you're gonna
have to talk to Patrick

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and tell him that you two
are gonna have to take a bit

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of a breather when it... comes to...

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- Ew!
- You know, could be contagious.

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- Oh my god!
- Yeah, and here you were this morning,

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acting like you were doing
us a favour with the rollout.

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Okay, this is one of our
best-selling products.

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Well, we're gonna have
to roll it back in.

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And stop touching your face!

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You stop touching your face!

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Okay, this is definitely smaller

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than the curling rink.

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Well, it sounds like
you've been really busy

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- puttin' this thing together.
- Yeah.

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What's happened since
you and Tallahassee

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left on your pine-cone journey?

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It's uh, Tennessee, and I'm
pretty sure you know that,

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- and that ended a while ago.
- Oh no!

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I totally thought she
was like, the one for you.

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We called it off the day we arrived.

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She's married to Moonshine
now, the owner of the cone form.

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- I'm sorry to hear that.
- That trip was a disaster.

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Compass broke halfway there,

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we ended up following a star for 2 days.

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Anyway, by the time we
got there, we sat down

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and uh, spoke our truths.

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Pretty freeing.

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00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,033
That day I picked 700 cones!

249
00:10:41,101 --> 00:10:44,231
Hmm, is that like a lot of cones?

250
00:10:44,256 --> 00:10:46,872
Well, Moonshine and his daughter, Petal,

251
00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:50,042
said it was the biggest
one-day haul they'd ever seen.

252
00:10:50,110 --> 00:10:51,550
They gave me the Cone of Achievement,

253
00:10:51,575 --> 00:10:53,520
which allowed me to
take 2 showers that week.

254
00:10:55,553 --> 00:10:57,716
- Speaking of showers,
- Ugh! No!

255
00:10:57,997 --> 00:10:59,463
This can't happen,

256
00:10:59,488 --> 00:11:01,841
I have like 50 zillion
things to do today.

257
00:11:01,866 --> 00:11:04,267
Ooh, well, if only helping
me clean was one of 'em.

258
00:11:04,292 --> 00:11:05,630
Ugh!

259
00:11:06,088 --> 00:11:07,954
I can crack open a bottle of cone wine?

260
00:11:08,132 --> 00:11:09,677
Feeling risky?

261
00:11:10,223 --> 00:11:13,377
Ugh, fine. Um, no.

262
00:11:13,402 --> 00:11:16,237
Uh... fine. No.

263
00:11:16,511 --> 00:11:19,763
Okay, but um, like just one.

264
00:11:24,531 --> 00:11:26,565
Welcome to jury selection.

265
00:11:26,590 --> 00:11:28,757
The case you would be asked to decide

266
00:11:28,782 --> 00:11:31,622
is a misdemeanor embezzlement charge

267
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:36,149
levied by the owners of Tom
and Marge's Magic and Fun Shop,

268
00:11:36,212 --> 00:11:39,581
against their business
manager, Mr. Albert Percy.

269
00:11:39,606 --> 00:11:41,807
Embezzlement, no, no, no, no.

270
00:11:41,832 --> 00:11:43,474
I've seen this movie before.

271
00:11:43,499 --> 00:11:46,147
It is your responsibility
to notify the court

272
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,708
of anything you've seen or heard,

273
00:11:48,733 --> 00:11:51,066
that may impact on your ability

274
00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:53,833
to be a fair and impartial juror.

275
00:11:53,858 --> 00:11:56,126
Moira, this sounds like
what happened to your family.

276
00:11:56,151 --> 00:11:59,122
- This could be your out.
- Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

277
00:11:59,614 --> 00:12:01,875
A man needs to be brought to justice.

278
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:03,533
Yeah.

279
00:12:06,956 --> 00:12:09,490
So we're back to the generic brand.

280
00:12:09,515 --> 00:12:10,581
Well gang,

281
00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,805
Just about time for me to clock out.

282
00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:14,362
I gotta tell you two,

283
00:12:14,387 --> 00:12:16,854
this timesheet you have
is really complicated.

284
00:12:16,879 --> 00:12:18,746
By the time I finished filling it out,

285
00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,370
I was already into overtime.

286
00:12:20,837 --> 00:12:23,003
So do you guys have an
overtime sheet I can fill out?

287
00:12:23,049 --> 00:12:24,882
Kinda busy in here, Roland.

288
00:12:25,098 --> 00:12:29,308
Whoa. Stevie! Geez! Yowzer!

289
00:12:29,424 --> 00:12:32,025
It's just a reaction
to David's moisturizer.

290
00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:35,613
Well, boy, leave it
to Stevie to get a rash

291
00:12:35,638 --> 00:12:37,503
from a moisturizer
when she's sitting right

292
00:12:37,528 --> 00:12:40,722
- next to poison oak.
- What poison oak?

293
00:12:40,747 --> 00:12:42,146
Excuse me?

294
00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:43,964
Well, right here. It's uh...

295
00:12:44,135 --> 00:12:46,792
- poison oak in that vase there.
- What?

296
00:12:47,271 --> 00:12:50,066
Where did you get
those flowers, Mr. Rose?

297
00:12:50,784 --> 00:12:53,894
Well, I talked to a few
florists, and then I...

298
00:12:53,919 --> 00:12:57,687
decided it was more
authentic and... economical,

299
00:12:57,712 --> 00:13:00,784
if I just went out
back and... picked some.

300
00:13:00,809 --> 00:13:03,667
Uh, correct me if I'm
wrong here, Johnny,

301
00:13:03,692 --> 00:13:07,127
but I don't think poison
oak is that expensive.

302
00:13:07,152 --> 00:13:09,252
I didn't know it was poison oak!

303
00:13:09,304 --> 00:13:10,703
- Mmhmm.
- Wait a second,

304
00:13:10,728 --> 00:13:12,574
if you picked them, then how
come you don't have the rash?

305
00:13:12,599 --> 00:13:14,534
Well, I was wearing gardening gloves.

306
00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:16,770
Okay, look, I'd love to stand
around and help you guys,

307
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:19,697
but I'm already sneaking
into double overtime here, so,

308
00:13:19,722 --> 00:13:21,522
I'm off.

309
00:13:21,547 --> 00:13:25,386
So... someone's gonna have
to tell David before he...

310
00:13:25,634 --> 00:13:27,589
takes it all back.

311
00:13:27,614 --> 00:13:30,257
No offense, Mr. Rose,
but I'm pretty sure

312
00:13:30,282 --> 00:13:33,056
that someone is not going to be me.

313
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,501
Ma'am, can you assure
my client and the Court,

314
00:13:37,569 --> 00:13:39,247
that you would, to the
best of your ability,

315
00:13:39,271 --> 00:13:41,671
uphold the law if
selected for jury duty?

316
00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:43,970
Affirmative. Mmhmm.

317
00:13:44,242 --> 00:13:45,909
Do you have any life experiences similar

318
00:13:45,977 --> 00:13:47,377
to the facts of this case,

319
00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:49,173
that might affect your judgment?

320
00:13:52,351 --> 00:13:55,318
Well, there was that
summer that Jimmy Smits

321
00:13:55,387 --> 00:13:58,355
stole my heart on stage in
a workshop-only production

322
00:13:58,423 --> 00:13:59,923
of "An Officer and a Gentleman".

323
00:13:59,925 --> 00:14:03,110
I suppose that might be
called emotional embezzlement?

324
00:14:03,165 --> 00:14:05,929
- So your answer is no.
- To what?

325
00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:09,859
Juror 75, you were asked if
you had any personal conflicts

326
00:14:09,884 --> 00:14:12,702
that might affect your
judgments of this case.

327
00:14:12,771 --> 00:14:15,572
I don't know these people.
I don't know these people.

328
00:14:15,574 --> 00:14:19,265
The fact that my own world
was ripped out from under me,

329
00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:22,148
by someone like this
prick of a prestidigitator?

330
00:14:22,173 --> 00:14:25,000
I should think would help
the court in the quest

331
00:14:25,025 --> 00:14:27,360
to make a fair judgment.

332
00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:31,454
- May I approach the bench, please?
- No, you may not.

333
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:34,948
The Court thanks and
excuses Prospective Juror 75.

334
00:14:41,634 --> 00:14:43,667
Jocelyn, for the sake of that woman,

335
00:14:43,669 --> 00:14:45,979
you must push for the maximum sentence!

336
00:14:46,004 --> 00:14:47,871
- Your Honor!
- Hold on.

337
00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:49,339
You two know each other?

338
00:14:49,341 --> 00:14:51,341
Not really, we just got
to talking on the way in.

339
00:14:51,343 --> 00:14:53,210
I... I wouldn't say we were close.

340
00:14:53,212 --> 00:14:57,747
All right, I'm dismissing
both Juror 75 and Juror 23.

341
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,816
Mother.

342
00:14:59,884 --> 00:15:02,219
This is the farthest I've ever gone!

343
00:15:04,389 --> 00:15:06,590
It sounds like it's
actually raining harder.

344
00:15:07,905 --> 00:15:10,928
So just take the day
off, like old time's sake.

345
00:15:11,155 --> 00:15:13,725
Um, I am a college graduate, Mutt.

346
00:15:13,936 --> 00:15:15,499
Singles Week is not community service,

347
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:17,501
it's actually very important to me.

348
00:15:18,373 --> 00:15:19,836
And I respect that.

349
00:15:20,405 --> 00:15:23,506
So, will you be
participating in Singles Week?

350
00:15:23,575 --> 00:15:25,408
Ugh. No, I'm trying to like,

351
00:15:25,477 --> 00:15:28,483
learn from my mistakes
before making any new ones.

352
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,182
Think it's funny, you
bringing people together,

353
00:15:32,228 --> 00:15:35,763
- and, here we are, still single.
- Hmm.

354
00:15:35,788 --> 00:15:39,223
Makes you wonder if it's us?

355
00:15:41,577 --> 00:15:43,927
- What is happening?
- I don't know,

356
00:15:43,995 --> 00:15:46,563
I just thought we were
here, it's raining,

357
00:15:46,631 --> 00:15:48,398
felt like nothing had changed.

358
00:15:48,423 --> 00:15:51,162
Yeah, I can see how you
would make that leap,

359
00:15:51,187 --> 00:15:54,455
but things have changed for me.

360
00:15:56,725 --> 00:15:58,280
That's cool.

361
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:01,745
We did have some fun in here, though.

362
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:04,452
Yeah, we did.

363
00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:07,248
You were quite the heartbreaker.

364
00:16:07,919 --> 00:16:09,311
Yeah.

365
00:16:10,222 --> 00:16:13,084
Not like, super proud of that, but...

366
00:16:14,693 --> 00:16:17,260
Um, so when you and
Tallahassee had your talk,

367
00:16:17,329 --> 00:16:19,959
you said it was... freeing.

368
00:16:20,499 --> 00:16:22,999
Saying something you've
kept hidden, out loud?

369
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:24,434
Yeah, it was pretty freeing.

370
00:16:24,503 --> 00:16:26,269
Though, in our case,
it was mostly swears

371
00:16:26,338 --> 00:16:28,764
and we didn't talk for a week,
but it was worth it in the end.

372
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,074
Who knows where I'd
be right now if I just

373
00:16:31,142 --> 00:16:33,639
didn't tell her how I felt. Hmm.

374
00:16:37,015 --> 00:16:38,948
Yeah.

375
00:16:39,141 --> 00:16:41,075
I think I need to leave.

376
00:16:42,287 --> 00:16:43,778
It's still raining!

377
00:16:44,322 --> 00:16:45,822
Yeah, I know, I know, there's um,

378
00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:47,536
there's like something I need to do.

379
00:16:48,317 --> 00:16:49,659
But thank you for the talk,

380
00:16:49,662 --> 00:16:51,194
and for finishing up cleaning,

381
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,253
because I'm obviously
not gonna help with that.

382
00:16:54,411 --> 00:16:55,848
You're a good one, Mutt.

383
00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:04,100
Okay, bye.

384
00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:08,632
Okay, well I don't know what
to tell you, Brenda, I'm rashy!

385
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,435
Rashy!

386
00:17:11,916 --> 00:17:14,964
Yeah, the batch must be
contaminated or something,

387
00:17:14,989 --> 00:17:17,557
it's like, some, some
cream-borne virus!

388
00:17:19,057 --> 00:17:20,623
Yes, it's the cream.

389
00:17:20,626 --> 00:17:23,593
My skin is normally fresh,
and dewy, and blemish-free.

390
00:17:25,372 --> 00:17:27,497
Well, I've already sold half the stock!

391
00:17:27,499 --> 00:17:29,110
Okay, can you hold for a sec?

392
00:17:29,134 --> 00:17:30,266
What now?

393
00:17:30,312 --> 00:17:33,880
Oh, I'm just dropping by, you know.

394
00:17:33,905 --> 00:17:37,371
Oh, place looks great,
really uh, really shaping up.

395
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,319
Yeah, I'm just on the
phone with the vendor

396
00:17:39,344 --> 00:17:42,269
that sold us the
infectious moisturizer, so,

397
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,839
Well, does the vendor
have a sense of humor,

398
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,794
because this is a good one!

399
00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:50,163
Remember the conversation
we were having this morning

400
00:17:50,188 --> 00:17:52,789
about you know, the rash?

401
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:56,589
Well, it turns out it
wasn't the moisturizer,

402
00:17:56,614 --> 00:17:58,995
it was poison oak.

403
00:18:04,936 --> 00:18:07,204
Brenda, can I call you back?

404
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:11,722
You know, it seems
poison oak accidentally

405
00:18:11,747 --> 00:18:15,302
found its way into the floral
arrangements at the motel.

406
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,481
How did that happen?

407
00:18:17,717 --> 00:18:19,216
I don't know.

408
00:18:19,762 --> 00:18:21,685
I don't know how it
happened. I think someone,

409
00:18:21,753 --> 00:18:24,554
someone must've thought
it was a beautiful plant.

410
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,457
Mmhmm. You did this, didn't you?

411
00:18:27,728 --> 00:18:29,317
Well...

412
00:18:29,427 --> 00:18:32,753
you, yourself must've thought
it was a pretty flower,

413
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,531
or you wouldn't have put
your whole face in it!

414
00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:37,467
I'm sorry for touching
my nose to a flower!

415
00:18:37,469 --> 00:18:39,002
I just went all Gordon Ramsey

416
00:18:39,004 --> 00:18:41,104
on one of my most important vendors!

417
00:18:41,172 --> 00:18:42,839
I basically told her,

418
00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:45,164
her product was like a jar of Ebola!

419
00:18:45,598 --> 00:18:48,511
So, this is uh, not a good time

420
00:18:48,536 --> 00:18:50,803
to talk about future orders.

421
00:18:50,828 --> 00:18:52,928
We will be canceling your account.

422
00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:04,527
Just be outgoing, be open,

423
00:19:04,552 --> 00:19:06,286
and show them your best self.

424
00:19:07,332 --> 00:19:11,067
And don't worry, I'll be
vetting everyone in advance.

425
00:19:14,506 --> 00:19:17,040
- Hi.
- Hi.

426
00:19:17,065 --> 00:19:18,965
How long have you been standing there?

427
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:20,856
Um, long enough.

428
00:19:20,945 --> 00:19:24,280
Yeah, I was just giving
them a little pup talk.

429
00:19:26,351 --> 00:19:29,219
Okay, Ted, I have a few things to say,

430
00:19:29,221 --> 00:19:31,081
and I need you just to listen.

431
00:19:31,106 --> 00:19:32,822
Okay, uh, is it about
the puppies though,

432
00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:34,290
just because they're
kinda fragile right now,

433
00:19:34,293 --> 00:19:36,125
so maybe we should go in the other room.

434
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:38,575
- It's not about the puppies.
- Oh, okay, good.

435
00:19:39,497 --> 00:19:43,710
Okay. So as you know,

436
00:19:43,735 --> 00:19:46,770
Singles Week has been taking
up a lot of my time, um,

437
00:19:46,997 --> 00:19:49,583
because this could be like, a
big step forward in my career,

438
00:19:49,607 --> 00:19:50,740
and generally speaking,

439
00:19:50,808 --> 00:19:52,942
this is like a very cute look for me.

440
00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:56,035
- Okay.
- Okay... not finished yet.

441
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:59,516
The problem is, I've been having um,

442
00:19:59,518 --> 00:20:02,919
a hard time focusing on this
exciting career opportunity

443
00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:05,098
because my mind has been elsewhere.

444
00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:07,257
Oh, I just assumed that's
how you always work.

445
00:20:07,442 --> 00:20:09,443
Thank you, Ted, but this is different.

446
00:20:12,664 --> 00:20:14,108
I love you.

447
00:20:14,739 --> 00:20:16,577
I'm in love with you.

448
00:20:17,268 --> 00:20:20,497
And, I know I really don't have
any right to say that to you.

449
00:20:20,522 --> 00:20:23,419
And also, I know you're
in a relationship, um,

450
00:20:23,444 --> 00:20:25,483
and I'm happy for you, I really am,

451
00:20:25,544 --> 00:20:27,710
I just feel like if I
didn't tell you how I felt,

452
00:20:27,779 --> 00:20:30,213
I would literally go insane.

453
00:20:32,554 --> 00:20:34,755
You're the sweetest man I've ever known.

454
00:20:38,414 --> 00:20:41,419
And... that's it.

455
00:20:45,055 --> 00:20:48,224
Wow, I didn't... I
don't know what to say.

456
00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:51,067
You don't have to say anything.

457
00:20:51,878 --> 00:20:55,478
Um, but maybe I could take
a puppy home for the night.

458
00:20:55,534 --> 00:20:58,975
- You know I can't let you do that.
- Yeah, no. That's no problem.

459
00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:00,910
Um, I was just thinking
if there was like,

460
00:21:00,979 --> 00:21:03,346
a particularly runty one, like Cindy,

461
00:21:03,414 --> 00:21:05,995
or like, no, no. That's okay.

462
00:21:06,472 --> 00:21:09,628
Okay, well, this is going to
be a very successful event.

463
00:21:09,692 --> 00:21:12,488
Like, really great.

464
00:21:13,128 --> 00:21:14,591
Okay.

465
00:21:18,249 --> 00:21:22,058
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