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Alexis? Alexis, Alexis!

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I just overheard three
women with smokers' coughs

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talking about "Sex in the City".

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The singles have arrived!

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Why are you not wearing your t-shirt?

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Darling, Mommy's delivering
the keynote address.

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There's going to be press
and photographers there,

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I think it would be a tad declasse

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for the Chair of the event

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to be wearing a Volunteers t-shirt.

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Mkay, I'm Co-Chair, and
I'm wearing my t-shirt.

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Well, love is definitely in the air!

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- Motel at max capace all week long.
- Mm hmm.

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I appreciate everything you do, Alexis,

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but I think it's best I carry
the baton over the goal line.

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What's going on here?

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Mom's basically trying to
cut me out of Singles Week.

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I am not cutting her out, John.

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I'm merely trying to
ensure an unruffled launch.

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Do you remember the last time
you and I chaired an event?

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The Teenage Rosacea
Ball at the St. Regis?

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That was 15 years ago!

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Well, that was a different time, Moira.

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Alexis has been working on herself.

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Yes, Alexis has been
working very hard on herself.

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She just closed a very
important chapter of her life

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with Ted last week,

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and still she's putting
everything she has

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into finding love for other people.

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What exactly have you done?

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Well...

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I'll tell you what I'm about to do.

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I'm about to swing by Jocelyn's

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and get the locks and keys
for this morning's event.

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You still haven't picked
up the locks and keys?

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Ugh!

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Yes, what?

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Um, I just walked past three

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very raspy-voiced Miranda's outside,

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- so I think the singles are here.
- Ooh!

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-- Corrected by ChrisKe --
-- Synced by Boba&Bobs --

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Okay, with the 50% premium charge

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for Singles Week, I think we
might be able to afford

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some of the bigger improvements
we've been talking about.

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Ooh, sorry guys.

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- Roland?
- Roland's phone.

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- Hey, Bob.
- Roland, hang up.

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Yeah, uh, Johnny's
tellin' me I gotta hang up.

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Yes, they're both here, staring at me.

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Johnny has that upset look on his face.

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Yeah.

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That's the perfect way
to describe it, Bob.

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- Mr. Rose.
- Okay.

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Okay, I'm gonna put this on silent

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for the rest of the meeting, okay?

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Do you know how to do that, Stevie?

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Roland, with all that we
have going on this week,

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we'll need your full attention.

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Oh, relax, Johnny. I'm here for ya.

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Whadda ya need?

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Um, maybe you could head out to Elmdale

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and go to the hardware store,

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and knock the first three
things off this list.

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That's no problem. Sure.

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And anything else you
want, just let me know.

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How 'bout a car wash?

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Or maybe a brow trim for Johnny?

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- Just the things on the list.
- Okay.

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Don't worry about it. I
won't let ya guys down.

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Ah! Ah!

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Ugh!

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You been goin' to the gym,
'cause that looked effortless?

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It's just a very awkwardly shaped box,

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but yes I have, and
thank you for noticing.

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So what, uh, what is this?

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Um, this is a box of dog sweaters

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that Alexis has asked
me to drop off at Ted's

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for the pet adoption
thing for Singles Week.

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So what's it doing here, then?

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I was just wondering what
your day was looking like?

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I'm not dropping the box off for you.

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Okay, I know, but it would
just save me so much distress!

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- Oh, are you in distress?
- Yes!

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The whole situation with
Alexis and Ted right now

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is very awkward and cringe-y.

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Alexis told him she loved him.

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Wow. Well, good for her, it's...

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it's not easy puttin'
yourself out there like that.

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Okay, sure.

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I just think it'll be
less awkward for all of us,

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especially considering
Ted now knows that I know,

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that he knows, if you
maybe took the box.

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I'm not taking the box for you, David,

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I still have to unpack
all of these products

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for Singles Week, that you bought.

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Okay, then I guess I'll just,
take the box and go, then.

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- David?
- Yeah.

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- Listen to me.
- Mm-hmm.

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What you're doing is very brave.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Very generous, okay?

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And I don't wanna add
more stress to your day,

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but I love you.

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Okay, so...

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so you just said that
to me for the first time,

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knowing that it would
make my day more stressful.

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That's correct.

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Because you know that I've
never said that to anyone else,

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aside from my parents twice, and at a...

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Mariah Carey concert, I know. Yeah.

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And I don't expect you to
say it back to me, right now,

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you say it when you're ready.

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Just felt right to me, in the moment.

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You're my Mariah Carey.

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Okay. That compliment
could bring me to tears,

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but I'm not gonna let it.

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So... I...

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would like to thank you
for all the wonderful things

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- that you said.
- Okay.

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- Wanna get me a tea while you're out?
- Okay, I will get you a tea.

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Um, would you mind
just not looking at me

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while I take this box outta the room,

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'cause I don't want you regretting

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any of the nice things
that you just said to me?

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Okay, look away, please. Please.

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That went well.

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What?

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- Hi, where are you?
- I'm on my way!

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We've just encountered
a bit of a roadblock,

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a hold-up, a minor issue.

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Okay, you literally had one job to do.

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- Jocelyn is in labor!
- Oh my god!

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I know it's no one's fault.

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I'm with her now, we're in the car.

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Okay, so what am I supposed to do, here?

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Well, has the press arrived yet?

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Yes! Everybody has arrived.

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Everybody is here, just waiting.

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Oh! Don't start without
me you little frippit.

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<i>You don't have the media training.</i>

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Okay, can you just like,
please try to hurry up?

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Because the last thing we wanna do

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is stand up a room full of singles.

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Oh look, Jocelyn's pulling
up to the hospital right now.

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- Wait, Jocelyn's driving?
- Yes, Alexis! She insisted!

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My nerves are fried!

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- Stevie?
- What's up?

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I think we might have to call Roland

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and tell him to add "do not
disturb" signs to his list.

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Some of the singles have
been requesting them.

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I think that is a service
that could benefit all of us.

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Hmm.

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Is that you?

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No, my phone's in my pocket.

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Uh-oh. I think that's Roland's phone.

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- Oh god.
- What?

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Uh, there are 17 missed calls,

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and 3 texts from Jocelyn.

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Well, what do they say?

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Roland, it's happening. And then baby.

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And then, like a whole
row of baby emojis,

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and an explosion.

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Well we-we didn't do
anything wrong here. Right?

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I didn't.

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You're the one who put
his phone on silent.

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Because you didn't know how to.

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Okay, well I don't think it's helpful

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to be pointing fingers, here, Stevie.

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Besides, I think he'll
probably be... back soon.

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We gave him a lot of errands to run.

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- David!
- Ah... hey!

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It's me.

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- Good to see you, man.
- Yeah, good to see you, too.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.

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Oh, good, good.

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Um, so I just dropped off
these, um, dog sweaters,

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for the pet adoption thing.

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Okay, great, yeah.

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It's always gifts for the
dogs, and never for me.

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Definitely one of my pet peeves.

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Yes?

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I'm sorry, I just... I
just was expecting Alexis,

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so you showing up here has
really thrown me off my game.

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Um... no, your game is... tight.

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Um, Alexis actually told
me to drop off the sweaters.

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She was... swamped with the...

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the launch for the Singles Week thing.

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- She told you, didn't she?
- Yes, she told me, yeah.

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It just caught me off guard, you know?

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"I love you", it just I don't... Mm-hmm.

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Yes. No, that is an emotional
depth that is very,

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very out of character for her.

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So, I can understand why
that would be weird for you.

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- Anyway, I... should... be...
- I broke up with Heather.

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So I should probably
stay, then, for a minute?

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Okay, so just to triple check,

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um, everyone has
registered on the website?

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Yes. Yes.

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Okay, just triple checking,

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because the website acts as a directory.

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- And a message board, we know.
- Oh my god.

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Sorry, when is this gonna start?

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There is a seniors' craft fair

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that I have been asked
to cover in Elmglen,

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but as a single woman who
drove 20 miles to be here,

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I'd rather write about this.

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Yes. Yes.

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Um, the event... is
starting... right now.

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- Good.
- Hmm.

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Hey, singles, I'm Alexis Rose, and I,

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like all of you, am single.

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I would just like to welcome you

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to the first annual
Schitt's Creek Singles Week.

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Now I know many of you are excited

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about the lock and key event.

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The more I think about it,

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the more I feel like that game
kind of sends the wrong message.

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Because... it makes it seem like,

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as soon as you find the right key,

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everything's just supposed
to work out, right?

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But life is more complicated than that.

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Now, I used to think
that my one special lock

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needed to be like super aggressive,

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and come from a long
line of Adriatic royalty,

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or have a beard,

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and be really into the woods.

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Then I realized that sometimes,

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a special little lock can come along,

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that you didn't think would
fit because it didn't look,

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or act, like the lock
you thought you needed.

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So instead of actually
giving it a real chance,

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you throw it away

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because it was too nice.

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And it liked you too much, and cared.

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And now that lock has found another key,

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and you are so happy for it,

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and you just need to accept that,

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and find a new lock.

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So, are we playing a game, or not?

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Yes!

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That is what I'm trying to say,

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we're just gonna play
a better game um...

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one that kinda promotes
giving people a chance.

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Apparently they took
Roland's phone away from him.

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I don't know!

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Well... who would do that to a man

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whose wife is just
about to go into labor?

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I didn't take his phone!

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Well, you kinda did.

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Well, in our defense,
Jocelyn's a few days early.

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Oh, hold on, Gwen, uh,
Roland just pulled in,

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and hammer's about to drop.

252
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Okay, okay, guys, I know
it took a little longer

253
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than I said it would
but I knocked off...

254
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- Roland,
- ... everything on the list.

255
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,057
- Roland, Jocelyn's in labor.
- What?

256
00:12:16,082 --> 00:12:18,301
Wh-when did she, why
didn't she call me?

257
00:12:18,326 --> 00:12:20,393
I gotta call her. I
need my phone. I can't...

258
00:12:20,462 --> 00:12:21,872
Where's my phone? I can't find my phone?

259
00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:25,401
- Is this it?
- Yeah, you're a lifesaver, Johnny.

260
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Oh, well, you can
thank me later, but uh,

261
00:12:27,635 --> 00:12:29,535
you'd better going, to the hospital.

262
00:12:29,538 --> 00:12:31,805
Okay.

263
00:12:33,675 --> 00:12:34,708
Hi, Gwen.

264
00:12:34,776 --> 00:12:37,510
No, he's-he's on his
way to the hospital now.

265
00:12:37,578 --> 00:12:39,746
Yeah wh... snake?

266
00:12:39,814 --> 00:12:45,418
Is a little harsh, but he's definitely
slippery, I'll give ya that.

267
00:12:45,443 --> 00:12:47,277
I'm standing right here, Bob.

268
00:12:47,388 --> 00:12:50,223
Anyway, I just felt like
I owed it to Heather,

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to be honest.

270
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So then, um, are you gonna
talk to Alexis about this?

271
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Honestly, I don't know.

272
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I don't know if I'm willing
to put myself out there again.

273
00:13:01,703 --> 00:13:05,173
I mean, David, I spent
two weeks in Mexico, alone,

274
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on our honeymoon, just trying
to get my life back on track.

275
00:13:09,299 --> 00:13:11,277
Yeah, that sounds very dark.

276
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You know how many off-road
dirt bike tours I had to take,

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just to get her outta my head?

278
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Shockingly, never been
on a dirt bike. Um...

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But I'm sure like a lot-a
lot... A lot of tours, David.

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Okay, look, um, I would
hardly call myself an expert

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on this subject,

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and by subject I mean
genuine human emotion.

283
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So, I am just going to
tell you what I know.

284
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And you can do whatever
you want with that. Okay?

285
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I know that your name has
come up in conversation

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every single day, for the past 6 months.

287
00:13:58,014 --> 00:14:02,857
Um, I know that she's different now...

288
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I mean, not that...
different, obviously, but um,

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different enough to know
that she made a mistake...

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with you.

291
00:14:14,739 --> 00:14:20,032
- Or was it two mistakes? Or more... ?
- No, it was just the two. Yeah.

292
00:14:21,138 --> 00:14:25,251
Anyway, so you've been
burned, a couple times.

293
00:14:25,363 --> 00:14:26,896
Um, have we met?

294
00:14:26,921 --> 00:14:28,454
I've been burned so many times,

295
00:14:28,523 --> 00:14:30,167
I'm basically the human
equivalent of the inside

296
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of a roasted marshmallow.

297
00:14:34,362 --> 00:14:37,769
Um, but I think it's
important for us to remember

298
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that sometimes...

299
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sometimes it does work out.

300
00:14:42,604 --> 00:14:45,738
And um, even though everything inside us

301
00:14:45,741 --> 00:14:48,083
is telling us to protect ourselves,

302
00:14:49,171 --> 00:14:50,770
when you've got it,

303
00:14:52,814 --> 00:14:54,201
don't let it go.

304
00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:57,951
Um...

305
00:14:58,286 --> 00:15:02,115
And I am telling you,
that you have got it,

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00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:04,597
if you want it.

307
00:15:06,351 --> 00:15:08,013
Thank you, David.

308
00:15:11,866 --> 00:15:14,066
Maybe this can be your thank you.

309
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:15,882
That's a dog treat?

310
00:15:16,037 --> 00:15:17,813
Looks like a real treat.

311
00:15:18,594 --> 00:15:20,594
What am I gonna do now?

312
00:15:23,845 --> 00:15:26,102
Dr. Matheson. Paging Dr. Matheson.

313
00:15:29,484 --> 00:15:30,917
Moira, you don't have to stay,

314
00:15:30,919 --> 00:15:32,719
Rolie will be here any minute,

315
00:15:32,794 --> 00:15:35,228
and I know how much the
singles event means to you.

316
00:15:35,289 --> 00:15:38,458
No, no, Jocelyn, normally I
wouldn't even consider leaving,

317
00:15:38,526 --> 00:15:41,127
but Alexis... Alexis has never handled

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this kind of responsibility.

319
00:15:43,064 --> 00:15:44,697
And I would just hate to see it all

320
00:15:44,765 --> 00:15:46,699
come clattering down around her.

321
00:15:46,775 --> 00:15:49,342
Okay, Moira, Moira, if I may...

322
00:15:50,505 --> 00:15:53,527
Listen, I can't speak to who Alexis was

323
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:54,808
before you came here,

324
00:15:54,876 --> 00:15:57,097
and from what I've heard
I don't really wanna dig

325
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:01,591
any deeper into that, but
what I can say is this.

326
00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:06,085
I have watched your daughter,
over the last couple of years,

327
00:16:06,623 --> 00:16:10,388
grow into one of the most
amazing people I've ever known.

328
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:15,705
She is a hard worker, she is kind,

329
00:16:15,966 --> 00:16:17,897
and she is capable of so much more

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00:16:17,966 --> 00:16:19,865
than people give her credit for.

331
00:16:21,099 --> 00:16:24,847
Jocelyn, that is one of the
most generous compliments

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00:16:24,872 --> 00:16:27,068
one could receive as a mother.

333
00:16:28,777 --> 00:16:31,744
We all have fears as parents, Moira,

334
00:16:32,084 --> 00:16:35,715
but at some point, we just
have to believe in our kids.

335
00:16:37,904 --> 00:16:41,420
Perhaps you're right.
Where? Where is she?

336
00:16:41,423 --> 00:16:44,156
There she is! Okay, I found it!

337
00:16:44,225 --> 00:16:45,791
Third time's a charm!

338
00:16:46,087 --> 00:16:48,304
Rolie, you made it!

339
00:16:49,123 --> 00:16:51,364
You may step down, ma'am,
I thank you for your service.

340
00:16:51,432 --> 00:16:52,999
Okay. Bye.

341
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:54,934
Thank you for everything, Moira.

342
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:56,636
I will never forget this.

343
00:16:56,704 --> 00:16:58,604
Oh, if the drugs are any good, you will.

344
00:16:58,901 --> 00:17:00,250
Bye.

345
00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:03,576
<i>Dr. Matheson, call
on line 2, Dr. Matheson.</i>

346
00:17:03,951 --> 00:17:06,312
There you go. Have fun this week!

347
00:17:10,123 --> 00:17:12,051
Well, David, I gotta hand it to you.

348
00:17:12,357 --> 00:17:14,668
We've already sold half
of our massage oils.

349
00:17:14,693 --> 00:17:16,399
It's like you're an oracle when it comes

350
00:17:16,424 --> 00:17:18,491
to the sex lives of lonely people.

351
00:17:18,668 --> 00:17:20,873
- It's a gift.
- How'd it go with Ted?

352
00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:28,365
I love you.

353
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:38,511
I know I'll never be able
to compete with Mariah.

354
00:17:38,513 --> 00:17:39,812
Mm.

355
00:17:39,881 --> 00:17:41,959
It just kind of feels like
one of those perfect moments

356
00:17:41,983 --> 00:17:43,388
that you dream about.

357
00:17:45,186 --> 00:17:47,954
Except in my dream, I'm
holding a nice cup of tea.

358
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:50,293
Oh...

359
00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:51,824
I'm kidding. I don't need the tea.

360
00:17:51,849 --> 00:17:55,099
No, I am making this
perfect moment, perfect.

361
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,869
Hey, it's musical chairs.

362
00:18:03,953 --> 00:18:07,021
It's a simple concept. Ugh!

363
00:18:07,074 --> 00:18:08,741
Keep moving! People are clustering,

364
00:18:08,743 --> 00:18:11,043
and you don't want that!

365
00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:13,412
♪♪♪

366
00:18:14,649 --> 00:18:16,549
Okay guys, you know what that means,

367
00:18:16,904 --> 00:18:19,185
2 minutes on the clock to
chat up your next new match

368
00:18:19,253 --> 00:18:20,553
so make it count!

369
00:18:21,823 --> 00:18:23,451
- Hi.
- Oh.

370
00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:26,092
So I'm guessing the press went home.

371
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,995
It's a shame they didn't get
to see what you've pulled off!

372
00:18:29,063 --> 00:18:31,230
Um, actually you may not be able to tell

373
00:18:31,232 --> 00:18:34,441
by the way those two are
gazing into each other's eyes,

374
00:18:34,466 --> 00:18:36,836
they actual work for rival newspapers.

375
00:18:37,341 --> 00:18:39,232
Alexis, I'm sorry.

376
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,279
I'm sorry I underestimated you.

377
00:18:43,544 --> 00:18:44,777
Thank you.

378
00:18:44,846 --> 00:18:47,279
Seems there's a lot more of me in you,

379
00:18:47,348 --> 00:18:49,448
than I give you credit for.

380
00:18:49,451 --> 00:18:51,117
- Lucky me.
- Mm hmm.

381
00:18:55,123 --> 00:18:56,889
I'll take it from here.

382
00:18:57,001 --> 00:18:58,768
I thought you were just apologizing

383
00:18:58,793 --> 00:19:00,192
for underestimating me?

384
00:19:00,261 --> 00:19:03,506
You can't play the game with
a clipboard in your hand.

385
00:19:03,531 --> 00:19:06,065
Go on.

386
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:11,945
♪♪♪

387
00:19:21,622 --> 00:19:22,965
Hi.

388
00:19:24,518 --> 00:19:26,334
Apparently I only have two minutes,

389
00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:27,910
so I'm gonna make this quick.

390
00:19:29,359 --> 00:19:30,637
Hi.

391
00:19:31,366 --> 00:19:34,473
I'm Ted, I'm newly single.

392
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,897
And I'd be kidding myself if I told you

393
00:19:37,965 --> 00:19:39,109
that I haven't wanted to do this

394
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:42,249
every single day for the last two years.

395
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:44,959
Do what?

396
00:20:02,216 --> 00:20:04,483
Oh! Oh, no, no thank you.

397
00:20:09,864 --> 00:20:14,618
♪♪♪

398
00:20:20,075 --> 00:20:22,342
Oh, what a handsome guy.

399
00:20:22,344 --> 00:20:23,843
He looks just like me.

400
00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:25,667
And yet, he's handsome.

401
00:20:26,047 --> 00:20:28,448
Hey, Moira, you haven't had
a chance to hold the baby yet.

402
00:20:28,473 --> 00:20:30,193
Oh, I'm... I'm all right, thank you.

403
00:20:30,218 --> 00:20:32,058
I can see clearly from here.

404
00:20:32,456 --> 00:20:34,054
Should we tell her?

405
00:20:34,122 --> 00:20:38,024
Moira, what you did today
meant the world to us.

406
00:20:38,093 --> 00:20:40,293
And we know it wasn't
exactly how you planned

407
00:20:40,362 --> 00:20:43,096
- on spending your day.
- Aw, it was nothing.

408
00:20:43,164 --> 00:20:45,565
So, we'd like you to say hello

409
00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:49,079
to Roland Moira Schitt.

410
00:20:51,707 --> 00:20:55,919
Wow, that's... the name is
really something, isn't it?

411
00:20:55,944 --> 00:20:58,378
And an honor I dream not of!

412
00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:00,047
Do you wanna hold him, Moira?

413
00:21:00,115 --> 00:21:01,915
- Oh yeah, here you go.
- No, no please.

414
00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:03,699
Comin' at ya.

415
00:21:04,019 --> 00:21:05,518
- Please, no.
- Here he comes.

416
00:21:05,521 --> 00:21:09,499
Roland Moira Schitt. Oh, ha ha.

417
00:21:09,524 --> 00:21:11,925
Look at that, the two Moira's.

418
00:21:12,409 --> 00:21:15,138
Take him, John, my hands are shaking.

419
00:21:15,163 --> 00:21:16,729
No, thank you.

420
00:21:17,815 --> 00:21:23,561
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