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Kids! Your mother's on the phone,

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and it's her first day on set,

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so let's all make sure we
keep her spirits high, okay?

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Alexis, come on.

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Mr. Rose, I think you should answer it.

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Yeah, she's over there all by herself,

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so it's gotta be stressful, right?

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- I mean, the jet lag, and...
- Oh my God, answer the phone!

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- That's why-that's why...
- Answer the phone, please!

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Put her on speaker, how
do you put her on speaker?

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- Arghhh!
- Speaker, speaker.

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Yeah, hello? Moira?

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- _
- Moira: John? Hello? Hello?

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Moira? David, I don't
think she can hear me!

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John, are you there?

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Yeah, I'm here, everybody's here.

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I expected to hear from you yesterday.

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Kids, say hi to your mother.

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- Hey.
- Hi...

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- She-she's not my mother.
- Who are those voices?

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Uh, your children!

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Oh Alexis, do you have strep again?

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- That was David!
- Is that Stevie?

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Hi.

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David! Oh, David, how's the store?

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Any new customers, or
is it still friendless?

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Okay, thank you.

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And John, I know disoriented
you get in my absence.

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Don't forget I left
you that Sudoku book.

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Yeah, well, I haven't
needed it sweetheart,

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because I've been up since 5:00am,

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there's so much to do here at the motel.

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But listen, how are you doing?

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I mean, how does it feel
to be back in the saddle?

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Oh John, there's a sweetness in the air,

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and I'm not just saying that

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because we shoot next
to a baklava factory.

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Kids!

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Do you wanna put those
magazines back, please?!

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No.

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Excellent, Hamza!
Darlings, I must sign off.

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I'm finally getting my
tete-a-tete with the director.

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He's some up-and-coming pretty
young thing out of New York.

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Well, sounds like your kind of people.

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Yes! You come up with some real money,

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you can attract the best.

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Well, zbogom, John!

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That's goodbye in the mother tongue!

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Okay, well, I'll sign
off too, sweetheart.

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Lots to do, but wishing
you an exciting...

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Okay, yep. Miss you, too.

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She already hung up.

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Oh! Burn, Dad!

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Oh my God that's so embarrassing,

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you must feel ridiculous.

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You better remember
which nails you pulled

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those wigs from, because your
mother keeps a spreadsheet.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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David? Come here, please.

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- I have a concern.
- Oh! Um, no.

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Your natural deodorant isn't working.

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Stop, David! No, come here.

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- Sit!
- What?

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- Um...
- What?!

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I just wanted to make sure
that everything was okay

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between you and Patrick.

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Yeah! Why? Why? What did...
what did he say to you?

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No, nothing. I just got...

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scared when I saw your score
on this relationship quiz.

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Oh my God!

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Because according to M'Lady Magazine,

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"How Electric is your Relationship" quiz

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from summer 1991, you and Patrick

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are "In Need of a
Generator!" Poor thing!

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Okay, first of all,
it's Major Lady Magazine,

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and second of all, that quiz is garbage.

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Mm, totally, David.

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This garbage quiz that it looks
like you took more than once.

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Yeah, because it's rigged.
You could take it 1000 times

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you'd still get the same outcome.

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Oh, it's okay, David.

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You and Patrick have
settled in to that like,

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nine to five life, so
things are probably starting

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to feel a little snooze-town.

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You're dating a vet who
irons his polo shirts.

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Um, Ted and I got
"Electrical Storm." So.

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That's impossible. What
did you do to get that?

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Did you plug your hairdryer
in with wet hands again?

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Hey, that happened
twice David, let it go.

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Sorry that we work hard
to keep the sparks flying.

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That's disgusting.

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We've actually started taking
every Friday afternoon off

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to go on "adventure dates."

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"Adventure dates" sound like
something a marriage counselor

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would proscribe as a last resort.

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Okay, fine... I was gonna see

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if you guys wanted to
join us this afternoon,

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but you probably have
more exciting things to do,

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like put price tags on things, and...

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It's merchandising day, actually.

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Oh!

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Where are you going, anyway?

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Ted booked a tour of Elm Falls Park,

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which is like, a super cute look for us.

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Sounds dumb.

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Fine, text me the information,

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and I'll see if we're interested.

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Oh! David? It could be worse.

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You guys could be a
"Total Power Failure."

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Mm! Eat glass.

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Caw! Caw! My teamster brethren!

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Yes, it's me, if you can believe it!

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Okay, I told the producers

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I would approve background on set.

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Oh! And I shall tell them the same.

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You must be Blaire. No last name.

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Doctor Clara Beatrice
Mandrake at your service.

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Middle name wasn't scripted,
but I've done my homework.

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Okay. So, you're Rose, then?

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Moira Rose. And I see
what's happening here.

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Break me down just to build me up again!

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Like Stan Kubrick did to Shelley.

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Okay, I'm not really into games,

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and I'm due on set in an hour,

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so can whatever this
is can wait 'til then?

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I imagine script revisions
might be something

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you'd like to sign off on

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before the first clap of the boards.

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There's a problem with the script?

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Well, just a few character adjustments.

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I'm kidding.

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The script's a total
dumpster fire, of course.

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Hah! If the script were garbage,

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I don't believe we'd have signed on.

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It's an apocalyptic
fantasy about mutant crows.

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I think we all know
what we're making here.

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A timely allegory about prejudice.

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- Okay, Maura, is it?
- Moira.

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My last picture was a $50
million dollar studio project.

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I think it's safe to say
that this is not that.

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And what exactly is this to you, then?

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A trip to Bora Bora.

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I see. Bora Bora.

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Caroline Kennedy once
called it the Atlantic City

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of French Polynesia.

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Okay, let's just cash our paychecks,

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and pray no one ever sees this, yeah?

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Morning, Stevie.

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I'm just here to submit
my letter of resignation.

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Okay, you can just leave
it right here on the desk.

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Well, I haven't actually written it yet.

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But I guess I can just
dictate it to you right now.

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Um, "To whom it may concern."

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Sorry Roland, why
exactly are you quitting?

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Well, I would rather quit
than come in here every day

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and be humiliated!

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I mean, I come to work,
and Johnny's out there

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doing all my jobs!

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Yeah, he's been... buzzing around

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- ever since Mrs. Rose left.
- Yeah, exactly!

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I mean, come on, what's next?

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I go home and he's playing
strip backgammon with my wife?

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Come on!

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- No, don't talk to me.
- Yeah.

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I-I mean, I look in the mirror

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and it's Johnny's face
staring back at me?

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Got it, Roland. I'll talk to him.

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Okay, well, I'll go with you.

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Oh, look! This guy's
wearing a work shirt.

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He's even copping my look now!

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Uh...

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What ya doin' there, Mr. Rose?

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Oh, I noticed there was a bit
of blockage in the gutters.

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But um...

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Roland's in charge of doing the gutters.

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Yeah, I'm the gutter guy, Johnny.

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Everybody knows I'm the gutter guy!

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Well, it was on the
to-do list for today.

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Yeah, it was on my to-do list!

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What are you gonna do
next, the bathrooms?!

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No, I haven't done the bathrooms.

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Jeez, I wouldn't mind
if he did the bathrooms.

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Uh, is everything okay, Mr. Rose?

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Yeah, never felt better.
I feel invigorated!

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Well, maybe you can move
on to cleaning the windows,

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and give Roland his job back?

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Well, I've already done the windows.

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It looks like Roland might
have to find some other work.

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Oh jeez. Find some other
work, do you hear him?

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What's gonna happen next?
I go to my dermatologist,

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and Johnny's there
getting my moles checked?

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Point made Roland, thank you.

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- Oh hi.
- Hi.

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Have I ever told you how
sexy it is to walk in here

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and see you doing um...

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inventory?

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And wearing those little
rubber thimbles on your fingers?

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They help me flip the pages easier.

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Hot. Hot sex.

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You know what else is hot and sexy?

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Doing something
spontaneous this afternoon.

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Ooh, like what?

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You helping me with the inventory?

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Yes. Or...

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taking the afternoon off.

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Mixing up the nine to five.

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Okay...

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well, nine to five are our store hours.

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So it's kinda hard to
build customer loyalty

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when your store is just like,
spontaneously open or closed.

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Yeah. Anyway, it turns out

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Alexis's relationship is in trouble.

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- What?
- Yeah, I know.

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Struggling. She practically
begged us to join them

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at the park this afternoon,

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probably for emotional support.

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Wow, we just saw them,
they seemed totally fine.

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I know. Yeah.

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Well, they're in need of a generator,

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if you know what I mean.

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Well, I don't, but uh...

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if you think it'll help a bad situation,

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I guess we could duck
out a little early today.

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It will just mean we'll
have to start early tomorrow.

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Mhmm.

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You know, it's that unshakable
sense of responsibility

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that... makes me wanna just...

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rip those little rubber things,

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and... burn 'em in a fire.

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Twyla, can I get a
lunch special to go, please?

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- Sure.
- Okay.

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Oh! So no one thought to tell me

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about the team lunch today?

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Oh, we tried.

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You just couldn't hear us over
the sound of the lawnmower.

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Yeah, lawnmower, as in mowing the lawn,

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which is also my job.

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Am I supposed to be reading
between the lines here?

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Well, I think we were just
wondering if maybe the fact

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that you're so
invigorated to work lately

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is because Mrs. Rose is gone,

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and you're trying to fill a...

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Fill a big, black
empty hole in your life.

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00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:10,238
Is that pretty much what you
were trying to say there, Stevie?

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Maybe not quite like that, but...

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Okay, if you're suggesting...
that my work ethic

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has anything to do
with... Oh, it's Moira!

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I gotta to take this.

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Moira, what's the good word?

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Oh John, I'm afraid I've made
a grave error in judgment.

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00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:27,154
Oh sweetheart, I told you
not to drink the tap water.

252
00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:30,424
If only! At this moment
an intestinal bacteria

253
00:10:30,459 --> 00:10:32,626
would wreak less havoc on my career!

254
00:10:32,661 --> 00:10:33,828
Well, I don't understand.

255
00:10:33,863 --> 00:10:35,730
Everything was fine two hours ago.

256
00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:38,432
John, you know me, I'm
never one to complain.

257
00:10:38,467 --> 00:10:40,968
I didn't bat an eye when I
found out my accommodation

258
00:10:41,003 --> 00:10:44,638
here was in actuality a
small "Bed or Breakfast."

259
00:10:44,673 --> 00:10:46,506
They feed me at work, I'll take the bed.

260
00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:47,842
So then what's the problem?

261
00:10:47,877 --> 00:10:51,045
Our director appears to
be on a kamikaze mission

262
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,179
to sink this ship,

263
00:10:52,215 --> 00:10:54,848
and I refuse to be the
goddess on its prow!

264
00:10:54,883 --> 00:10:57,817
Well, if you're not enjoying
yourself anymore sweetheart,

265
00:10:57,853 --> 00:10:59,553
then coming home is always an option.

266
00:10:59,588 --> 00:11:01,488
I mean, you must be missing your family.

267
00:11:01,523 --> 00:11:05,125
Oh, thank you, John, but that's not it.

268
00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,495
This was supposed to
be my comeback vehicle,

269
00:11:08,530 --> 00:11:10,297
and opportunities like this

270
00:11:10,332 --> 00:11:12,733
come along ever so infrequently.

271
00:11:17,038 --> 00:11:18,572
Well, Moira,

272
00:11:18,607 --> 00:11:20,721
I feel the answer is
right in front of you.

273
00:11:21,277 --> 00:11:24,110
This isn't some rinky-dink
made-for-TV movie,

274
00:11:24,146 --> 00:11:27,613
or a voice gig for an X-rated
Japanese video game.

275
00:11:27,649 --> 00:11:29,848
That-that was rated
"M" for "Mature," John.

276
00:11:29,884 --> 00:11:33,252
All I'm saying is you
have an opportunity here.

277
00:11:33,288 --> 00:11:36,393
And if you want it bad enough,
you've gotta fight for it.

278
00:11:37,752 --> 00:11:39,641
You're right. You're right!

279
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,260
If Sandy Bullock hadn't fought

280
00:11:41,296 --> 00:11:43,262
to keep the Speed Franchise alive,

281
00:11:43,298 --> 00:11:45,398
we never would've had "Cruise Control".

282
00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:46,766
John, thank you.

283
00:11:46,801 --> 00:11:49,001
I would be lost without you.

284
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,179
Me too.

285
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,277
Everything okay?

286
00:11:58,313 --> 00:11:59,878
Yeah, everything's good, Stevie.

287
00:11:59,914 --> 00:12:02,858
Everything's good. So
I'm gonna head back,

288
00:12:02,883 --> 00:12:06,584
uh, but you can brainstorm
some things for Roland to do.

289
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:08,453
And if not, I have a window later,

290
00:12:08,488 --> 00:12:10,959
so I can take the job on if you like.

291
00:12:10,984 --> 00:12:12,557
Just so you're aware, Mr. Rose,

292
00:12:12,592 --> 00:12:14,726
the special is cream of mushroom soup.

293
00:12:14,761 --> 00:12:16,639
We don't actually have
to-go containers for that,

294
00:12:16,663 --> 00:12:18,336
so I've just double-bagged it.

295
00:12:18,361 --> 00:12:20,294
Would you like a spoon, or a straw?

296
00:12:30,727 --> 00:12:32,271
I have to say, David,
I'm a little shocked

297
00:12:32,295 --> 00:12:33,394
that you agreed to do this,

298
00:12:33,429 --> 00:12:34,996
I know how fearful you are of heights.

299
00:12:35,031 --> 00:12:36,830
Hmm. Well, "fearful" makes me

300
00:12:36,866 --> 00:12:39,600
sound like some Dickensian
orphan with a chronic illness.

301
00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:41,235
It's more an aversion.

302
00:12:41,270 --> 00:12:44,472
Yeah, do I wish that Alexis
was a little more specific

303
00:12:44,507 --> 00:12:46,573
when she said we were coming to a park?

304
00:12:46,619 --> 00:12:50,521
Uh maybe, but this, this is
gonna be fun, I think for us.

305
00:12:50,546 --> 00:12:52,146
- You know?
- Yeah.

306
00:12:52,181 --> 00:12:54,515
David, you look so cute under there!

307
00:12:54,558 --> 00:12:56,591
Like a tiny toadstool man,

308
00:12:56,619 --> 00:12:58,986
or a little acorn person, or something.

309
00:12:59,022 --> 00:13:01,354
Hey! So glad you guys could make it!

310
00:13:01,390 --> 00:13:02,688
I hope you didn't have to like,

311
00:13:02,724 --> 00:13:05,025
rearrange your daily
schedule, or anything, hm?

312
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:06,570
Oh, no, no, no, we just agreed to finish

313
00:13:06,594 --> 00:13:08,228
doing the inventory tomorrow.

314
00:13:08,263 --> 00:13:10,530
Mm, that's a sensible decision.

315
00:13:10,565 --> 00:13:11,570
Yeah.

316
00:13:13,601 --> 00:13:15,579
They look like they're really
enjoying each other's company.

317
00:13:15,603 --> 00:13:17,737
Yeah, they fake it well.

318
00:13:17,772 --> 00:13:20,473
I actually did one of
these at summer camp.

319
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:22,686
Yeah, and I couldn't imagine
who wouldn't want to dangle

320
00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:25,011
20 feet in the air on
a series of shaky logs.

321
00:13:25,047 --> 00:13:27,453
It's actually closer to 30 feet, bud.

322
00:13:27,882 --> 00:13:29,293
David's never done
anything like this before.

323
00:13:29,317 --> 00:13:32,962
- Uh oh, we've got a virgin!
- Okay,

324
00:13:32,987 --> 00:13:36,455
you might wanna talk to half
my birthright trip about that.

325
00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:37,852
All right, do you wanna go first, babe?

326
00:13:37,877 --> 00:13:41,500
- Hundred, babe.
- Oh okay, there we go!

327
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,362
Hey. Mm!

328
00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:46,432
All right.

329
00:13:47,501 --> 00:13:48,834
You feeling okay, David?

330
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,536
You're looking a little flushed.

331
00:13:50,572 --> 00:13:53,305
No, just using a new tinted
moisturizer, that's all.

332
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:55,041
It's all right.

333
00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:56,742
- I guess I'll go.
- All right!

334
00:13:56,778 --> 00:13:58,188
This will be a fun adventure for us.

335
00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,311
Yes...

336
00:13:59,346 --> 00:14:01,614
Get the clip off, and
you're ready to go.

337
00:14:01,649 --> 00:14:04,930
- Babe!
- Whoa, great job, babe!

338
00:14:05,352 --> 00:14:06,819
David!

339
00:14:08,712 --> 00:14:10,879
David!
- Stop!

340
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,026
None of my phone chargers are working!

341
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:16,761
I ask for a pressed juice,

342
00:14:16,797 --> 00:14:18,663
and all I get are blank stares.

343
00:14:18,699 --> 00:14:20,398
Look, I just find it hard to believe

344
00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:22,767
that this was the best
gig you could've gotten me.

345
00:14:22,803 --> 00:14:25,444
Get my days down! Yeah. Hi.

346
00:14:25,469 --> 00:14:26,471
- Hello, again.
- Hi.

347
00:14:26,506 --> 00:14:28,406
I was hoping this might
be an opportune moment

348
00:14:28,441 --> 00:14:29,808
to discuss the quagmire

349
00:14:29,843 --> 00:14:32,611
in which you fancy yourself ensnared?

350
00:14:32,646 --> 00:14:33,979
The what to the what now?

351
00:14:34,004 --> 00:14:37,238
I suspect you're viewing
this enterprise as a barrier

352
00:14:37,283 --> 00:14:39,584
rather than a gateway to
the future of your career.

353
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,152
Yeah, you really don't have to worry

354
00:14:41,187 --> 00:14:43,554
- about the future of my career.
- Is that so?

355
00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:45,255
Because I did a little "Ask Jeeves-ing,"

356
00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:47,224
and you, Sir, were recently cut loose

357
00:14:47,259 --> 00:14:49,860
from a high-profile blockbuster.

358
00:14:49,895 --> 00:14:51,962
We had artistic differences.

359
00:14:51,998 --> 00:14:54,500
You were the artist, and
they were indifferent!

360
00:14:54,812 --> 00:14:56,834
Yes, well, nothing is a
sure thing in this business.

361
00:14:56,869 --> 00:14:58,632
Nothing is a sure thing.

362
00:14:58,657 --> 00:15:00,824
Which is why you should
look at every opportunity

363
00:15:00,851 --> 00:15:02,969
as a pearl in an un-shucked oyster.

364
00:15:02,994 --> 00:15:06,187
I would hardly call this an opportunity!

365
00:15:06,345 --> 00:15:08,845
I-I worked in soaps.

366
00:15:09,071 --> 00:15:10,804
They had me play my own father,

367
00:15:10,839 --> 00:15:13,797
who then became pregnant
despite the vasectomy.

368
00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:16,249
I still hold the record
for the longest-running

369
00:15:16,278 --> 00:15:18,511
demonic possession
on daytime television.

370
00:15:18,546 --> 00:15:19,746
Okay, what's your point?

371
00:15:19,782 --> 00:15:21,406
We were number one.

372
00:15:21,883 --> 00:15:24,084
Every project has potential.

373
00:15:24,119 --> 00:15:25,986
If you allow yourself to see it,

374
00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:27,888
and give it the respect it deserves,

375
00:15:27,923 --> 00:15:30,023
others just may follow suit.

376
00:15:32,239 --> 00:15:34,773
Yeah, I really wouldn't know
where to start with this one.

377
00:15:34,798 --> 00:15:38,070
Hmm, well, here are my revisions.

378
00:15:38,773 --> 00:15:40,233
If you care to discuss them,

379
00:15:40,269 --> 00:15:42,435
I'll be running lines in the nest.

380
00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:48,864
Hey Stevie, don't mind me.

381
00:15:48,889 --> 00:15:52,223
Just coming in for a
quick cup of rocket fuel.

382
00:15:52,491 --> 00:15:55,192
Nobody drinks that
rocket fuel, Mr. Rose.

383
00:15:55,217 --> 00:15:57,026
I know it tastes like something I found

384
00:15:57,051 --> 00:15:59,151
in that gutter out there, but uh...

385
00:15:59,187 --> 00:16:02,121
it's the pick-me-up I need to
finish reorganizing the shed.

386
00:16:05,175 --> 00:16:07,842
You're reorganizing the shed?

387
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,301
That's not on the
calendar 'til next week.

388
00:16:10,464 --> 00:16:12,564
Yeah well, with my evenings free,

389
00:16:12,599 --> 00:16:13,933
I mean, normally at this time

390
00:16:13,968 --> 00:16:17,203
Moira and I are deciding
on dinner plans, but uh...

391
00:16:17,238 --> 00:16:18,470
Okay, Mr. Rose,

392
00:16:18,505 --> 00:16:21,724
I know I might be overstepping here,

393
00:16:21,749 --> 00:16:24,743
but I... just wanted you to know

394
00:16:24,778 --> 00:16:26,967
that it's okay to miss your wife.

395
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,587
No, it's just an adjustment, that's all.

396
00:16:31,612 --> 00:16:34,219
I mean, we're making
adjustments all the time.

397
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:37,358
Yesterday I couldn't drink
this coffee, and now...

398
00:16:41,928 --> 00:16:45,170
we've been serving this
to guests the whole time?

399
00:16:45,266 --> 00:16:46,499
Mr. Rose,

400
00:16:46,524 --> 00:16:49,401
I-I hope that someday I find someone

401
00:16:49,436 --> 00:16:51,269
who I can stand long enough

402
00:16:51,304 --> 00:16:53,991
to feel a little lost
when they're not around.

403
00:16:57,366 --> 00:16:58,898
I'm exhausted.

404
00:16:59,876 --> 00:17:02,044
Eight days, Stevie.

405
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:07,342
That's the longest we've gone
without seeing each other.

406
00:17:08,621 --> 00:17:09,854
No matter where we were,

407
00:17:09,889 --> 00:17:12,956
and... yeah, we've managed to keep it up

408
00:17:12,992 --> 00:17:15,756
for almost 40 years.

409
00:17:16,061 --> 00:17:17,913
Well, see?

410
00:17:18,731 --> 00:17:20,964
It makes sense that you're a little

411
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,006
out of sorts without her.

412
00:17:23,031 --> 00:17:25,013
I'll tell you what's
not out of sorts anymore,

413
00:17:25,037 --> 00:17:27,104
that shed!

414
00:17:27,139 --> 00:17:29,807
Yeah well, now that
you're done with the shed,

415
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:34,405
maybe you could start sharing
the jobs with Roland again?

416
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:38,025
Yeah well, you're right, Stevie,

417
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:40,139
and I will call Roland.

418
00:17:40,452 --> 00:17:43,497
It's just I'm so tired

419
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:45,055
From all the work I've been doing,

420
00:17:45,090 --> 00:17:46,592
so I'm thinking...

421
00:17:46,992 --> 00:17:48,758
maybe you could...

422
00:17:48,794 --> 00:17:51,045
No, it's just not my job.

423
00:17:53,132 --> 00:17:54,731
Right.

424
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,340
You can do this, David!

425
00:17:57,469 --> 00:17:59,336
Just one step at a time!

426
00:17:59,361 --> 00:18:01,228
You're looking pretty
shaky there, David.

427
00:18:01,253 --> 00:18:04,092
I really hope we didn't
"rope" you into something here.

428
00:18:04,444 --> 00:18:06,687
Hey David, just pretend you're in like,

429
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,978
a super dangerous
walk-and-turn sobriety test.

430
00:18:09,013 --> 00:18:10,379
Okay, I don't like this!

431
00:18:10,415 --> 00:18:11,781
Okay well then, just turn around!

432
00:18:11,817 --> 00:18:13,983
Why would he agree do this
when he's afraid of heights?

433
00:18:14,018 --> 00:18:15,318
He's not afraid of heights,

434
00:18:15,353 --> 00:18:16,697
He's afraid of moths and butterflies.

435
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,120
And businesswomen in sneakers.

436
00:18:18,156 --> 00:18:19,589
Okay, I can hear you!

437
00:18:19,624 --> 00:18:20,990
And also heights,

438
00:18:21,025 --> 00:18:23,070
something to do with him being
broken up with while he was...

439
00:18:23,094 --> 00:18:25,225
Parasailing in the Seychelles!

440
00:18:26,164 --> 00:18:27,975
He and Anderson Cooper were
stuck up there for like,

441
00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:29,731
three hours, until the wind died down.

442
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:32,233
I totally forgot! Argh!

443
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,413
- I'm sorry, David!
- Aah!

444
00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:36,805
I'm sorry, you were
right, the quiz was rigged.

445
00:18:37,647 --> 00:18:40,075
- What?!
- What quiz?

446
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:42,678
Okay, David took this relationship quiz,

447
00:18:42,713 --> 00:18:44,713
and it said that his
relationship was like,

448
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,414
in need of some excitement.

449
00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:49,194
- What?!
- David, I lied!

450
00:18:49,219 --> 00:18:51,319
I took the quiz like, 15 times.

451
00:18:51,355 --> 00:18:52,632
"In Need of a Generator" is like,

452
00:18:52,656 --> 00:18:53,822
the only answer you can get.

453
00:18:53,858 --> 00:18:55,323
Oh my God!

454
00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:56,703
Okay, I don't know what this is about,

455
00:18:56,727 --> 00:18:58,760
but this generator is running smoothly.

456
00:18:58,796 --> 00:19:01,096
So we're doing all of
this so that you can prove

457
00:19:01,131 --> 00:19:02,630
our relationship is exciting?

458
00:19:02,665 --> 00:19:04,031
I failed the stupid quiz,

459
00:19:04,066 --> 00:19:06,367
and Alexis made me feel bad about it.

460
00:19:06,402 --> 00:19:07,847
David, you're basically 40 years old,

461
00:19:07,871 --> 00:19:10,471
I shouldn't be able to make
you feel bad about anything.

462
00:19:10,507 --> 00:19:11,939
I love our relationship.

463
00:19:11,975 --> 00:19:13,841
I love it when you order me pizza.

464
00:19:13,877 --> 00:19:16,243
I love when you use
words like inventory!

465
00:19:16,278 --> 00:19:17,756
I even love those stupid rubber things

466
00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:19,246
you put on your fingers,

467
00:19:19,281 --> 00:19:21,448
'cause you think they
flip the pages faster.

468
00:19:21,484 --> 00:19:23,384
They don't flip the pages faster.

469
00:19:23,419 --> 00:19:25,185
They don't flip the pages faster!

470
00:19:25,221 --> 00:19:27,655
- Okay...
- I'm so sorry!

471
00:19:28,691 --> 00:19:30,302
We're gonna talk about
the fact that we missed

472
00:19:30,326 --> 00:19:32,259
half a day of work to make this happen,

473
00:19:32,294 --> 00:19:35,429
But you did just do a tree
walk 30 feet in the air for us.

474
00:19:35,464 --> 00:19:37,498
- Yes, I did.
- Muah!

475
00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:39,333
All right, guys,

476
00:19:39,368 --> 00:19:41,868
that's one rope down,
seven courses to go.

477
00:19:41,904 --> 00:19:43,904
- Hey.
- Don't touch me.

478
00:19:43,939 --> 00:19:45,539
No.

479
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:51,270
***

480
00:19:51,663 --> 00:19:55,665
Soon we will walk once more
walk amongst the humans.

481
00:19:55,701 --> 00:19:58,668
But until that day
comes, we must remember,

482
00:19:58,704 --> 00:20:01,404
the crows don't just have eyes...

483
00:20:02,407 --> 00:20:04,483
we also have wings!

484
00:20:04,508 --> 00:20:07,588
Caaaaw! Awk! Caw! Caw!

485
00:20:07,613 --> 00:20:09,045
Cut! Cut.

486
00:20:09,822 --> 00:20:12,823
Let me guess, he didn't
like the rewrites,

487
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,616
I don't know why,

488
00:20:17,641 --> 00:20:19,850
or really, even how,

489
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:23,176
but something about this actually works.

490
00:20:25,496 --> 00:20:27,797
Oh. All right then, then um...

491
00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:31,067
might I ask why did
we interrupt that take?

492
00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:32,312
Right, so at this point Moira,

493
00:20:32,336 --> 00:20:34,103
I'm gonna have a bunch of digital birds

494
00:20:34,139 --> 00:20:35,838
sort of circling around you,

495
00:20:35,874 --> 00:20:37,774
so if you can just be aware of them.

496
00:20:37,809 --> 00:20:40,743
Yes. Aye, Captain. Note taken.

497
00:20:40,779 --> 00:20:42,111
Let's pick it up from there.

498
00:20:42,147 --> 00:20:43,780
In terms of my eye-line,

499
00:20:43,815 --> 00:20:45,889
how many birds am I clocking?

500
00:20:46,617 --> 00:20:49,006
And of them, how many are mutants?

501
00:20:49,913 --> 00:20:51,219
Okay, winging it.

502
00:20:51,244 --> 00:20:52,977
Action!

503
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,959
Listen to me... aaawk!

504
00:20:56,984 --> 00:21:01,397
The day will come when we
are no longer social outcasts!

505
00:21:01,422 --> 00:21:05,593
I am but a tail-feather
away from finding the cure.

506
00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:08,483
So please...

507
00:21:09,706 --> 00:21:11,339
quiet your caws

508
00:21:11,374 --> 00:21:14,041
so that we may take up our cause...

509
00:21:14,076 --> 00:21:15,777
redemption!

510
00:21:15,812 --> 00:21:17,512
Redemption!

511
00:21:17,547 --> 00:21:20,483
Awk! Awk! Ahaaa!

512
00:21:20,507 --> 00:21:25,507
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