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Now I think we all know
that most VIP guests
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wouldn't be caught dead
at a motel like this,
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no offense.
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But I have been able to secure...
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a V-VIP guest.
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Well, I'd go out on a limb
and say all of our guests
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are very important, Alexis.
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That's cute.
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Anyway, Emir Kaplan is a very
influential travel blogger,
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so it is of the utmost importance
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that we all make him feel at home.
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Hmm. Well, if he's looking
for that homey feeling,
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I should just invite
him over for dinner.
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Joce is making pot roast.
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All he'd have to bring
is a couple of sides,
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a bottle of wine,
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and something nice for the house.
Nothing cheap.
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- "The Road Less Traveled?"
- It's a very famous blog.
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He writes all about
the best eats, stays,
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and attractions off the beaten path.
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- Well, I don't want to second
- guess
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your publicity skills here Alexis,
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but I don't think it would hurt
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to tilt the scales in our favour.
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When we wanted to impress
people at Rose Video,
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Okay.
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Coffee break.
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We'd sometimes hire actors
who would come in as plants,
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- pretending to be...
- Customers! Yes!
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Walk around, talk up whatever
they're paid to talk up.
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I know, I was once paid to talk up
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Heartblaster Energy Drink
at a Third Eye Blind concert.
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I'm pretty sure we don't
have the budget for actors.
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I mean, if you're looking
to pay some guy to lie
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about how great this motel is,
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I'm happy to step in.
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- Do we need Roland?
- Stevie!
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You can be the plant.
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You look like someone who
just wandered in off the road.
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Thanks.
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And Johnny can be our Manager.
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Okay, first of all, you've gotta stop
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with the Johnny business, okay?
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And secondly, I am the Manager.
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Okay, well, you should probably start
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getting into character,
then. Okay, thanks.
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Ray: Knock, knock, everybody decent?
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- Oh my God!
- Once again, Ray,
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saying "knock knock"
is not the same thing
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as actually knocking.
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I'm just making breakfast,
and I wanted to know
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if I should make extra for you two.
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- No, I think we're good.
- Yes...
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Great! Door open, or closed?
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Closed.
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Okay, I thought you were
gonna talk to him about this.
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I let very few people
see me before 9:00 AM.
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I did. The "knock knock"
is him taking the note.
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Well, you might want to
invest in a "lock lock" then.
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Mm.
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- Knock knock!
- Holy (Bleep)!
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I realized I don't have
eggs, but I do have pancake mix.
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How do we feel about that?
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Four, please.
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David, you're constantly
talking about how much you eat.
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But I've seen you walk from
the bedroom to the shower,
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and you look fine.
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Huh?
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Okay Ray, we... we might need a minute.
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Of course. Door open, or closed?
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Closed.
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Wow!
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Okay, this is not working anymore.
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I think it's time we
look for an apartment.
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Oh. Okay, I mean...
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if that's what you want.
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Well, I think it's more of
a need at this point, David.
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I've been thinking about it for a while.
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Oh.
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Ray: Gentlemen, you're gonna laugh,
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but I just remembered, we do have eggs.
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They're in the pantry,
next to the pancake mix,
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which means they've been
sitting out for days.
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Are we feeling lucky?
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Can I still have the pancakes?
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Yes!
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- Ray!
- Patrick?
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Door closed.
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Of course.
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And Zeljko says, you eat,
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you expire pleasured.
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You expire pleasured.
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Twyla: Okay.
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What are we talking about today?
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More Bosnia stories?
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Yep, she never seems
to run out of 'em.
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Twyla, do you think it might
be too much of an imposition
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to ask the chef to whip me up a kifla?
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- What's a kifla?
- Oh, how best to describe it.
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I don't think you need to.
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Hi, y'all!
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Oh, Ronnie, Moira,
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I see you've ordered
without me, makes sense,
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because I was seven minutes late!
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Well, we've yet to put in our
kifla order, if you're peckish.
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Oh, I can't stay.
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I actually might not be able
to make it to rehearsal today.
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Roland was supposed to watch the baby,
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but he's got tied up at the motel, so...
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Oh Jocelyn, if you
can't make it rehearsal,
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no one's gonna hold that against you.
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Yeah, the baby comes first.
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Well, I just feel bad
because we really need
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to rehearse that Nine Inch Nails medley
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for our concert at "Yarn for Cheap."
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I'd be more than happy
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to spearhead that effort, Jocelyn.
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After collaborating so closely
with the director on "Crows,"
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I feel even more finely attuned
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to the fluctuations
of the human condition.
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Okay, it's just, I thought
that was sort of my...
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Even if you miss a
performance Jocelyn,
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there will be others!
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And don't worry about
your solo, Jocelyn.
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I know it by heart.
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I actually sing it quietly
every time you do it.
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I know, Twyla. And
it's not that quiet.
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Anyways, I guess I get
to sit this one out.
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Aw, it looks like somebody's up.
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No rest for the wicked.
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Well, these days, either
he's crying, or I am.
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Okay...
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See you l-l-later.
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- Bye!
- Bye!
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I'll get the door!
I'm-I'm sorry, excuse me.
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Okay.
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Johnny: Welcome to the
Rosebud Motel, Mr. Kaplan.
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Johnny Rose, and it's
a pleasure to uh...
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Johnny is our Manager,
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so just let me know if
you need anything from him.
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And this is Roland, he is
our Guest Services Liaison.
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Yes, and it's actually
pronounced "lee-as-on."
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And my name is actually
pronounced "Ro-lahnd."
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And if there's anything
you need, please tell me.
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Room service, turn-down
service, valet service...
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Okay Ro lahnd, those are a few items
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that might be tricky to pull off,
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but we do have coffee and
pastries every morning.
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Oh, great, that uh,
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that should beat the black
mold I had for breakfast
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at my last motel.
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Ro-lahnd, why don't you show Mr.
Kaplan to his room?
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Oh yes, formidab-Le.
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If you would uh, how do you say,
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um, voulez-vous with me please.
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I'll show you to your room.
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Right this way, we have you
in our most deluxe suite.
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Suite number four is uh...
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Ah! Miss Felming... ton.
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Enjoying your stay?
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Yes.
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Okay, Ro-lahnd, Johnny,
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we should let our
guests continue chatting.
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Ro-lahnd, this way.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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I think you're really
gonna like it here.
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It's clean, and the service is good.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, I'm just
staying here as a guest.
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It's always good to know
who your neighbours are
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in a place like this, you know,
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it's kind of a roll
of the dice, but uh...
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you seem somewhat normal.
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- Thank you for saying that.
- Well.
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Everyone agreed that
I was the normal one
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in my cell-block at
the women's prison, so.
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Oh, wow. Which prison?
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Maybe you know my wife.
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I don't-I'm kidding.
I don't have a wife...
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- anymore.
- Oh, disappeared?
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I'll never stop looking.
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I'm Emir.
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- Stevie.
- Stevie, hi.
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Stevie, nice to meet you.
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Oh, David. We have a V-VIP
staying with us at the moment.
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So do you mind staying
at Patrick's tonight?
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Your vibe can be a bit intense.
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Um, excuse me? If
anything, I'm a selling point.
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And Patrick's is a no-go.
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If fact, he just texted me the address
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of a new apartment
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that we might be going
to see together later, so.
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Um, did I leave a Q-tip in,
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or did you just tell me
that you guys are getting
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an apartment together?
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Hey, we're just going to look.
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Yeah, and Adam Levine and
I just went for bubble tea.
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I'm feeling very apprehensive
about the whole thing,
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like, I never saw myself
living with someone.
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That makes total sense,
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considering how nobody
you dated ever expressed
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any interest in that.
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I'm pretty sure I
can think of someone.
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By the end of the day, so.
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David, I think this
could be good for you guys.
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And also I know you're thinking like,
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Alexis is becoming a major girl boss,
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and is she just saying
this so she can expand
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her home office when I move out?
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I actually wasn't
thinking that at all.
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Anyway, David,
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your boyfriend asked
you to move in with him.
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You do it.
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I know.
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Also, do you have like, a time-frame
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as to when that might happen?
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No, I don't.
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Jazzagals: Yes! Yeah!
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Oh my God, so moody.
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Love it! Now, Ronnie?
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The line has been changed to,
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"I want to kiss you like an animal."
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I'll remember it on the day.
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I say we wrap things up on a high.
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Ladies, scour your
closets for black leather.
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Pleather accepted.
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I'm here!
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I've got a sitter!
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Oh Jocelyn, I'm afraid
that dirigible has ascended.
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But I'm here on time.
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Yes you are, but we
started an hour early.
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Ronnie has a massage.
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You moved the rehearsal
for Ronnie's massage?
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Well, it was also
conducive to Twyla's schedule.
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It's hard for her to
juggle, what with the cafe.
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Oh, is it hard for her? To juggle?
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And none of you here thought to tell me
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about this little time change?
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You said you couldn't
make it because of the bebe.
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We could start rehearsal over.
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Ohhh no!
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Don't make any changes on my account,
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I mean, you've gotta get to the cafe,
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and Ronnie's gotta have a massage!
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I have sciatica.
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I ran all over town
looking for a babysitter!
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Oh...
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Pulled a number off a telephone pole.
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She's a pet sitter, but she
said she'd make an exception.
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I don't even know her last name!
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Jocelyn, that sounds dangersome.
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I didn't wanna miss this rehearsal!
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But do any of you care? Apparently not!
256
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Because all of you have been acting...
257
00:09:53,550 --> 00:09:55,484
like bunch of...
258
00:09:55,509 --> 00:09:56,943
b-words!
259
00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,783
Okay. Evidently,
260
00:10:03,884 --> 00:10:05,952
one or two of you have
gotten under her skin.
261
00:10:07,706 --> 00:10:09,507
I'll handle it.
262
00:10:10,928 --> 00:10:13,860
Hey, Johnny?
263
00:10:13,969 --> 00:10:15,870
Our VIP is still in his room,
264
00:10:15,895 --> 00:10:17,973
so we should probably hold
off on the turn-down service.
265
00:10:18,065 --> 00:10:19,399
What turn-down service?
266
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,378
Oh, that's just a little
something I've initiated
267
00:10:21,402 --> 00:10:23,870
now that I'm Guest Services Manager.
268
00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,705
I thought you were a liaison.
269
00:10:25,882 --> 00:10:27,483
No, I gave myself a promotion.
270
00:10:27,584 --> 00:10:29,552
Hey Stevie, what's the intel?
271
00:10:30,147 --> 00:10:33,022
Uh... well, I had a nap,
272
00:10:33,047 --> 00:10:34,781
then a beer,
273
00:10:34,806 --> 00:10:36,340
and now I need $40.
274
00:10:36,673 --> 00:10:39,041
What are you doing,
buying a wedding dress?
275
00:10:39,566 --> 00:10:42,803
Uh, Emir would like me
to go to lunch with him.
276
00:10:42,828 --> 00:10:44,567
What? No!
277
00:10:44,592 --> 00:10:46,459
- You don't have to do that!
- Oh, jeez.
278
00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,428
It's fine, it's just lunch.
279
00:10:48,453 --> 00:10:50,973
No Stevie, this is going way too far.
280
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,832
Um, what's going on?
281
00:10:52,857 --> 00:10:54,910
Oh, Johnny's forcing Stevie
282
00:10:54,935 --> 00:10:58,014
into a very uncomfortable
situation with a strange man.
283
00:10:58,039 --> 00:10:59,406
Ugh. Okay fine, I'll tap in.
284
00:10:59,431 --> 00:11:01,131
Who are we talking about?
285
00:11:01,156 --> 00:11:04,057
Emir, and I'm fine to go.
286
00:11:04,312 --> 00:11:06,212
Stevie, I would go in
your place, it's just,
287
00:11:06,390 --> 00:11:08,791
my afternoon is gonna be kinda crazy
288
00:11:08,816 --> 00:11:11,184
- with all the turndowns.
- No, I want to go!
289
00:11:11,285 --> 00:11:13,605
So can I just have the $50?
290
00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:15,464
I thought it was $40.
291
00:11:15,489 --> 00:11:17,324
I also need shampoo.
292
00:11:23,936 --> 00:11:25,536
Body lice, you know, from the sheets,
293
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,081
that'll get you a bad review.
294
00:11:27,106 --> 00:11:28,600
I've-I've contracted it a
few times, it's not pretty.
295
00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:30,998
Wow, what I love
about this conversation
296
00:11:31,077 --> 00:11:32,811
is how well it goes with lunch.
297
00:11:32,836 --> 00:11:34,979
Yeah, okay, this is not my A-material.
298
00:11:35,355 --> 00:11:37,534
But then again, I don't
normally ask women out
299
00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:39,226
when I'm on the job.
300
00:11:39,251 --> 00:11:41,438
Okay, you're telling me
301
00:11:41,463 --> 00:11:43,097
that you review motels for a living,
302
00:11:43,122 --> 00:11:45,123
and you've never met anyone?
303
00:11:45,224 --> 00:11:47,091
Okay, this may shock you, but uh...
304
00:11:48,686 --> 00:11:50,537
a lot of the people
that you meet in motels
305
00:11:50,562 --> 00:11:52,463
are not exactly like...
306
00:11:52,564 --> 00:11:54,465
Not like what?
307
00:11:55,084 --> 00:11:56,210
Well, they're not like you.
308
00:11:56,235 --> 00:11:57,435
Oh, yeah.
309
00:11:57,536 --> 00:11:58,770
Smart, charming,
310
00:11:58,871 --> 00:12:00,204
dazzling sense of humor,
311
00:12:00,229 --> 00:12:01,897
I was gonna say modest, but...
312
00:12:04,727 --> 00:12:06,161
So what brings you to town?
313
00:12:06,928 --> 00:12:08,946
Uh, just driving...
314
00:12:09,124 --> 00:12:11,058
to meet my sister...
315
00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:13,017
in Florida.
316
00:12:14,597 --> 00:12:17,686
Anyway, what about you?
317
00:12:18,123 --> 00:12:20,934
- Do you like what you do?
- I do, for the most part.
318
00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:22,479
You know, I like to keep a low profile
319
00:12:22,504 --> 00:12:23,771
when I'm on the road.
320
00:12:23,796 --> 00:12:25,439
I find if people know
that I'm coming in advance,
321
00:12:25,464 --> 00:12:27,165
they tend to put on a big show,
322
00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:29,358
and I never know what's genuine, so.
323
00:12:29,839 --> 00:12:32,207
Yeah, that must be tough.
324
00:12:33,097 --> 00:12:35,732
Okay, I don't even know
where to start with this menu.
325
00:12:35,974 --> 00:12:37,842
I'm a plant.
326
00:12:37,943 --> 00:12:39,444
I'm sorry?
327
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,364
You were talking about
never knowing what's genuine,
328
00:12:41,389 --> 00:12:43,090
and uh...
329
00:12:43,115 --> 00:12:45,116
I can't keep this up.
330
00:12:45,217 --> 00:12:48,228
I work at the motel,
331
00:12:48,253 --> 00:12:51,512
and my coworkers thought
it would be a good idea
332
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:54,210
for me to like, talk up the motel.
333
00:12:54,235 --> 00:12:58,372
Uh, but the more we
talked, the worse I felt.
334
00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,822
So you cracked before
we even ordered drinks?
335
00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:10,041
Yeah. It turns out
I'm really bad at this.
336
00:13:10,218 --> 00:13:12,319
Ah.
337
00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:15,055
Anyway, I'll leave you to lunch.
338
00:13:15,299 --> 00:13:17,534
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, hang...
hang on a second.
339
00:13:19,451 --> 00:13:21,171
Okay, look, the problem is,
340
00:13:21,196 --> 00:13:23,030
I eat most of my meals by myself.
341
00:13:23,055 --> 00:13:25,423
So when there's a beautiful
woman sitting across from me,
342
00:13:25,448 --> 00:13:27,783
even if she is a con artist,
343
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:29,407
I welcome the company.
344
00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:31,835
Please.
345
00:13:35,229 --> 00:13:36,629
Okay.
346
00:13:39,404 --> 00:13:41,249
Moira: Gals, let's welcome
our dear friend Jocelyn
347
00:13:41,273 --> 00:13:43,040
back into the circle.
348
00:13:43,065 --> 00:13:44,932
Oh, should we be in a circle?
349
00:13:46,354 --> 00:13:48,055
It's not top secret,
350
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,314
we all know Jocelyn has
trouble being honest.
351
00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:51,892
Do we all know that?
352
00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,723
Wrong word, okay. Authentic.
353
00:13:54,748 --> 00:13:56,487
I think I can take
it from here, Moira.
354
00:13:56,512 --> 00:13:57,979
All right, then.
355
00:13:58,157 --> 00:14:00,653
Gals, since the baby,
356
00:14:00,678 --> 00:14:02,260
things have just been really tough.
357
00:14:02,361 --> 00:14:04,214
That's good, that's
good, expand on that.
358
00:14:04,239 --> 00:14:06,306
Okay, and I feel like
sometimes that my voice
359
00:14:06,331 --> 00:14:09,052
isn't being heard in this group.
360
00:14:09,077 --> 00:14:10,444
Touch louder, Jocelyn.
361
00:14:10,469 --> 00:14:12,522
Just because I don't
ask for your help,
362
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,181
doesn't mean that I don't need it!
363
00:14:14,206 --> 00:14:16,384
Just a little more specific,
we're all here to help you.
364
00:14:16,408 --> 00:14:18,242
Okay, okay, well, Ronnie.
365
00:14:19,037 --> 00:14:21,155
I know that you've been getting
a lot of massages lately,
366
00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:23,290
because they're supposed
to help with your bad back,
367
00:14:23,315 --> 00:14:25,101
and stabilize your mood,
368
00:14:25,126 --> 00:14:26,994
but I haven't noticed an improvement!
369
00:14:27,019 --> 00:14:29,420
And sometimes you sing too softly.
370
00:14:29,521 --> 00:14:31,022
Agree to disagree.
371
00:14:31,123 --> 00:14:33,157
- And Twyla...
- I'm sorry, I'll sing louder.
372
00:14:33,258 --> 00:14:35,091
Nope, you are singing too loud.
373
00:14:35,116 --> 00:14:36,570
Wonderful, let it out, Jocelyn.
374
00:14:36,595 --> 00:14:38,663
And Moira.
375
00:14:38,688 --> 00:14:39,913
Okay, we can stop it there for today.
376
00:14:39,938 --> 00:14:43,911
We are all sick and tired
of hearing about Bosnia.
377
00:14:43,936 --> 00:14:45,970
- Yep.
- It's Bosnia this,
378
00:14:45,995 --> 00:14:48,215
and "Crows" that, and Blajka...
379
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,041
We're just grasping
at straws now, Jocelyn.
380
00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:51,885
But this has been a fruitful exercise,
381
00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:53,778
don't we all feel better?
382
00:14:54,215 --> 00:14:56,850
Look at Twyla, look how moved she is.
383
00:14:57,795 --> 00:14:59,229
Oh no, I'm fine.
384
00:15:03,021 --> 00:15:05,141
I've actually seen a
few photos of this place,
385
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,266
it looks pretty good.
386
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:08,011
Yeah, the facade
would indicate otherwise,
387
00:15:08,036 --> 00:15:10,092
- but I trust you on this.
- Oh.
388
00:15:11,072 --> 00:15:13,473
You know, when I moved here
and got a room with Ray,
389
00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:15,176
I didn't know how long
I was gonna be staying.
390
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,468
- Mhmm...
- And now here we are.
391
00:15:17,645 --> 00:15:20,514
For me this is bittersweet
because on the one hand,
392
00:15:20,539 --> 00:15:22,537
I could lose you as a roommate, Patrick,
393
00:15:22,562 --> 00:15:25,045
but on the other, I
would gain the commission.
394
00:15:28,752 --> 00:15:31,687
As you can see, this is open concept.
395
00:15:32,226 --> 00:15:34,361
Oh wow. It's good, eh, David?
396
00:15:34,735 --> 00:15:36,836
I thought this was the penthouse.
397
00:15:36,861 --> 00:15:40,430
Uh, it is the top
floor of three floors.
398
00:15:41,402 --> 00:15:42,936
- You said this was a one
- bedroom.
399
00:15:42,961 --> 00:15:46,831
It is, in the sense that it's
a one - bed - room.
400
00:15:46,932 --> 00:15:49,085
Any more beds, and you'd be in trouble.
401
00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:51,878
- Although bunk beds can be fun.
- Fireplace?
402
00:15:51,903 --> 00:15:55,058
Yeah, which I'm sure would
heat the room quite quickly,
403
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:57,017
considering it's just one big...
404
00:15:57,118 --> 00:15:58,819
open space.
405
00:15:58,844 --> 00:16:00,411
I like the exposed brick.
406
00:16:01,069 --> 00:16:02,789
It's actually a pretty decent size.
407
00:16:03,209 --> 00:16:05,591
Yeah. Speaking of size,
408
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,118
Ray, I've yet to see a closet.
409
00:16:07,143 --> 00:16:10,242
Is there a... is there a
walk-in that I'm missing?
410
00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:12,702
Oh, the closet is right over here.
411
00:16:14,226 --> 00:16:16,927
This is what small-space
realtors refer to as,
412
00:16:16,952 --> 00:16:18,939
a "step-in" closet.
413
00:16:18,964 --> 00:16:20,865
What do you think, David?
414
00:16:21,286 --> 00:16:24,764
- It's pretty perfect, huh?
- Yeah, it's pretty.
415
00:16:25,537 --> 00:16:26,871
Y-yeah.
416
00:16:26,972 --> 00:16:30,141
♪
417
00:16:30,242 --> 00:16:32,310
Not to jeopardize
our review any further,
418
00:16:32,411 --> 00:16:34,712
but would you mind not blowing my cover?
419
00:16:34,813 --> 00:16:36,080
Don't worry, I got it.
420
00:16:36,257 --> 00:16:38,992
Look who's back in da house!
421
00:16:39,514 --> 00:16:41,828
Johnny: Safe and sound, Ms. Felmington.
422
00:16:41,853 --> 00:16:44,140
Feeling okay about everything?
423
00:16:44,165 --> 00:16:46,066
That's a weird thing to say,
424
00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:48,511
but yes, I am.
425
00:16:48,536 --> 00:16:50,170
I turned down your bed for you,
426
00:16:50,195 --> 00:16:52,115
but I didn't have any chocolates,
427
00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:54,975
so I left a doggie bag of
pot roast on your pillow.
428
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,934
Oh. Well, that's uh...
429
00:16:57,111 --> 00:16:59,012
unnecessarily generous
of you, Ro-lahnd.
430
00:16:59,592 --> 00:17:02,114
You know, I did have a
couple of requests, actually.
431
00:17:02,139 --> 00:17:03,174
Yes, of course.
432
00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:05,119
I was wondering if Ro-lahnd could make a reservation
433
00:17:05,143 --> 00:17:07,530
at the cafe tonight for
Ms. Felmington and I?
434
00:17:07,555 --> 00:17:08,833
Uh... hm!
435
00:17:08,858 --> 00:17:12,184
- Do we have sign
- off from Ms. Felmington?
436
00:17:12,209 --> 00:17:14,672
- We do.
- Emir: Great.
437
00:17:14,774 --> 00:17:16,541
One more thing, you
mentioned room service,
438
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:18,243
I would love an English
breakfast tea to the room,
439
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:20,001
and maybe one for Ms. Felmington.
440
00:17:20,102 --> 00:17:21,636
Oh, absolutely.
441
00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:23,614
Johnny, Emir would like some tea,
442
00:17:23,639 --> 00:17:25,240
and so would Ms. Felmington.
443
00:17:25,265 --> 00:17:27,266
Yes, and I'll show you
where you can find that...
444
00:17:27,443 --> 00:17:29,010
Ro-lahnd.
445
00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:31,764
Mrs. Felmington, may I
speak with you for a minute?
446
00:17:32,053 --> 00:17:34,321
I'm really tired, can this wait?
447
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,527
Mhmm.
448
00:17:36,552 --> 00:17:38,653
Thanks.
449
00:17:38,754 --> 00:17:40,956
Hm.
450
00:17:41,057 --> 00:17:43,443
So, dinner tonight?
451
00:17:43,468 --> 00:17:45,636
Yeah, yeah, if it's
all right with you,
452
00:17:45,661 --> 00:17:47,139
I-I wouldn't mind
getting to know the real
453
00:17:47,163 --> 00:17:49,130
Ms. Felmington a little more.
454
00:17:49,387 --> 00:17:51,655
It is all right with me.
455
00:17:53,061 --> 00:17:54,645
Although it is a little unethical,
456
00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:55,770
just between you and I,
457
00:17:55,871 --> 00:17:57,439
so why don't I go write this review,
458
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:59,240
and then I won't have
to feel guilty later?
459
00:17:59,342 --> 00:18:00,642
- Okay.
- Okay? All right.
460
00:18:00,743 --> 00:18:03,044
- After you.
- Oh! Oh! That's...
461
00:18:03,221 --> 00:18:04,355
not my room.
462
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:06,381
Right, yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to.
463
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,437
I mean, I know it's
like the first place
464
00:18:10,462 --> 00:18:11,662
that we've looked at, but...
465
00:18:11,763 --> 00:18:14,298
there's just something
very homey about it to me.
466
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,601
Yeah, a sentiment shared by inmates,
467
00:18:16,626 --> 00:18:18,360
after their first couple years in jail.
468
00:18:19,078 --> 00:18:21,012
Okay, so you hate it.
469
00:18:21,464 --> 00:18:23,541
No. No.
470
00:18:23,566 --> 00:18:26,486
No, it's just if I've learned
anything from "House Hunters",
471
00:18:26,511 --> 00:18:28,446
you always to see the loft space,
472
00:18:28,471 --> 00:18:30,582
the charming English cottage,
and the renovated craftsman
473
00:18:30,606 --> 00:18:32,547
that you don't really wanna take,
474
00:18:32,572 --> 00:18:34,317
but the producers are gonna
force you to see anyway,
475
00:18:34,342 --> 00:18:36,217
before you make any major decisions.
476
00:18:36,428 --> 00:18:39,214
Gentlemen, I have one
more thing to show you.
477
00:18:39,391 --> 00:18:41,158
How are we still
on this (bleep) tour?!
478
00:18:41,183 --> 00:18:42,494
- Just...
- You'll thank me later,
479
00:18:42,518 --> 00:18:45,572
but uh, no more worrying
about door open, door closed.
480
00:18:45,597 --> 00:18:48,165
All you have to do
is open the curtain...
481
00:18:48,472 --> 00:18:52,375
to the bathroom!
482
00:18:53,672 --> 00:18:56,140
Ray, can we just have a moment?
483
00:18:56,165 --> 00:18:58,767
Absolutely. I'll just
wait in the bathroom.
484
00:19:00,829 --> 00:19:03,014
Curtain open, or curtain closed?
485
00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:04,249
- Oh, closed!
- Closed, I think.
486
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,373
Mhmm.
487
00:19:06,409 --> 00:19:08,053
Don't worry, we'll be
putting a door on there.
488
00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:10,188
But I don't know if I wanna
put a door on the bathroom!
489
00:19:10,788 --> 00:19:12,414
I don't know if I love this place.
490
00:19:12,592 --> 00:19:14,025
And I'm not just saying that
491
00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:15,330
because the lack of closet space
492
00:19:15,418 --> 00:19:16,951
will inevitably force us to break up,
493
00:19:17,053 --> 00:19:18,486
I just sorta feel like...
494
00:19:18,663 --> 00:19:20,965
if we're going to be moving in together,
495
00:19:21,568 --> 00:19:25,102
we should both be totally on board.
496
00:19:26,009 --> 00:19:28,578
I totally understand, David.
497
00:19:29,141 --> 00:19:30,441
Good.
498
00:19:30,693 --> 00:19:33,161
It's just that I was
looking at this place like...
499
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,550
just for me.
500
00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:39,507
Oh.
501
00:19:39,684 --> 00:19:41,285
Okay, it's just that you had said
502
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,710
that we were going to see p-places.
503
00:19:42,778 --> 00:19:45,914
Right, yeah, so like,
more of a general "we".
504
00:19:46,015 --> 00:19:48,235
Because I knew that you'd be
staying over here quite a bit,
505
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:50,394
and that you'd probably
have an opinion about it.
506
00:19:50,572 --> 00:19:53,274
Sure. Well then, you know,
507
00:19:53,299 --> 00:19:56,293
in that case, if this just for you,
508
00:19:56,318 --> 00:19:58,452
and occasionally me,
509
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,663
I think it's cute.
510
00:20:02,112 --> 00:20:04,552
Wait, does this mean that you
were ready to move in with me?
511
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:08,145
- No.
- No? Hmm.
512
00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:10,271
No, it's a closet
space, and a timing thing.
513
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,964
- Uh
- huh. Yeah.
514
00:20:11,989 --> 00:20:16,163
So... you know, maybe we
can negotiate down the line...
515
00:20:16,855 --> 00:20:18,589
- at some point.
- Hmm.
516
00:20:18,989 --> 00:20:21,190
Ray: I can barely
hear your conversation.
517
00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:24,694
Are we sure we want the door?
518
00:20:26,122 --> 00:20:28,123
- Are you sure?
- Up to you.
519
00:20:34,685 --> 00:20:36,972
There's a little piece of
press you might wanna read.
520
00:20:36,997 --> 00:20:39,398
Oh, if I've died
again, I swear to God!
521
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:42,974
- We are a "must-stay".
- What?!
522
00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:46,965
"The Rosebud Motel is a must-stay
523
00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:49,911
for any road-tripper,
or weary traveler.
524
00:20:49,936 --> 00:20:52,771
This charming, lovingly restored,
525
00:20:52,796 --> 00:20:55,649
roadside motel is a
welcome pit-stop for anyone
526
00:20:55,674 --> 00:20:58,843
looking for a clean room,
and first-rate hospitality."
527
00:20:58,944 --> 00:21:01,179
Compared to what, a haunted house?
528
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:05,483
"In fact, Johnny Rose and
his Guest Services manager,
529
00:21:05,508 --> 00:21:08,210
will go almost too far out of their way
530
00:21:08,235 --> 00:21:10,421
to ensure a pleasant stay."
531
00:21:10,446 --> 00:21:13,161
How do I sign up for
this turn-down service?
532
00:21:13,186 --> 00:21:15,772
Is there a clipboard, or something?
533
00:21:18,256 --> 00:21:23,256
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