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Johnny: Moira! The water's ice cold!

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How long were you in here?!

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John, you know my ritual!

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Five to ten minutes
to let the water warm,

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there's the initial scrub,

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followed by the deep conditioner,

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which must set for 20 minutes,

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and finally, the double rinse cycle.

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Well, we can't be doing
that anymore, sweetheart!

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Our water bill is
going through the roof!

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Yes, painfully aware of our
budgetary constraints, John.

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I'm currently reading a
magazine from July, 1987.

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Where do you even find these?

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Alexis: So I just signed for this,

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so does that mean I get to keep it?

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- Also, what is it?
- Oh my God, it's here.

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- Give it some room, Alexis!
- Give what some room?

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What exactly are you getting

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shipped from "Harrod's of London?"

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Family, I'd like to you
to meet a dear friend

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whom I've yet to meet.

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Give a warm dobrodosli
to my red carpet gown

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for the "Crows" premiere.

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Moira, you didn't tell
me they'd set a date

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- for the premiere!
- Yes!

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I've been told
definitively it will happen,

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and I quote, "ideally
sometime this year."

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Okay, there must be some mistake here.

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This is valued at $3,700.

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What?! $3,700?

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What designer gave you
that kind of discount?

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Sadly, it's not custom
this time around, Alexis.

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Mommy had to shop off the rack.

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Fortunately, I discovered
something called

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- a "promo code."
- This is a reduced price?

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Yes. Discount couture,
do you believe it?

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I'm surprised she made
it through customs.

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I once passed off a mini
horse and three Guinea pigs

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as service animals, so
anything is possible.

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Perfect a spot of tea for the unveiling.

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I was actually just
boiling water for my bath.

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Does this mean I should
start thinking about my look

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for the premiere?

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TBD on the guest list, Alexis,

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but I love your enthusiasm.

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Box? Box.

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David: I'm so glad we're doing this.

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We never get to spend
quality time together.

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Also, I've been neglecting
my wellness journey,

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so the cherry blossoms opening
when we both have time off

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is really ticking a lot of boxes for me.

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Are you sure the cherry
blossoms are even open now?

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I mean, I thought that wasn't
for another couple weeks.

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Mm, no, no, I called
the botanical gardens,

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and had the girl send me a photo.

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I learned the hard way
from my last trip to Japan.

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Showed up, no cherry blossoms,
turned right back around,

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it was such a waste.

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Wow, that's a lot of pressure
to put on cherry blossoms.

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Well, why else would we
be driving to Elm Valley?

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Ooh!

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Why else would we be driving
to Elm Valley, Stevie?

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The only other reason
I can think of is that...

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Emir might be there.

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The hotel reviewer that...

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You had the dirty motel sex with?

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Well, when you put it that
way it sorta cheapens it,

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but yes, he might also be there,

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reviewing a hotel.

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But not the hotel that we're going to,

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because that would be
a crazy coincidence.

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Sorry, I knew you wouldn't come

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if you thought you were
gonna be a third wheel.

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Okay well, sucks for him,

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because I only booked
the private garden tour

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for two people.

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- Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
- Please don't.

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I don't think we're gonna go...

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- No!
- To the botanical gardens.

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Wow! So this is an abduction, then.

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I am a single woman
driving way out of town

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to meet a guy I don't know very well!

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Well...

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Once he shows up I'm
sure you can still go

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to the botanical gardens!

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I'm not going to the
botanical gardens by myself!

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What, am I gonna walk around,
and admire the cherry blossoms

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alone, like some pervert?!

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So if you're gonna meet this guy there,

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there where am I staying?
I don't do couches!

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I got you a separate room.

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A separate room, okay.

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So this has all been premeditated, then.

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You know what, I hope for your sake,

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that they have cherry
blossoms in prison.

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Hey Shannon, what's up?

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Ted's in his office, you
can just let yourself in.

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Yikes.

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Okay, thank you.

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Hey, I know you're really swamped today,

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so I brought you this.

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- You can thank me later.
- Oh!

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That's decaf, right?

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No, that detail
actually slipped my mind,

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so maybe I'll just take it.

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Oh, almost a sweet
gesture, Alexis, thank you.

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You know who's not sweet?

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Old Shan out there.

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Okay, first of all
Alexis, she's not old,

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we went to vet school together.

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And she's actually been
really helpful this week.

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To you.

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I'm just gonna say it,
Ted. Most people are a fan.

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So when someone's not,
it's usually on them.

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All right, fine, I, I
didn't wanna bring this up,

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because it is so not a thing.

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But well, when you and I were broken up,

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there was... one night
where Shannon and I...

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Oh my God! Ted!

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We hooked up.

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Yes you did, you little smooch monster!

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Well, we did a lot more than that.

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I'm sorry, should I be jealous?

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No! No, no, no, no, no. It
was just a one-time thing.

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- Oh, no.
- No, not "oh no,"

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No, I stopped it from going any further.

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Because I thought we were
just better off as friends.

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Beep, beep!

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Paging Dr. Casanova J. Heartbreaker.

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Anyway, that's probably
why she seems like

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she's a little unsure about
where she stands with you.

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Well, thank you for
telling me that, Ted.

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That makes so much more
sense than her not liking me.

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Well, I'm glad that
we could clear that up.

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Okay, well, I will
see you for lunch then,

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"Doctor".

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Yeah, it's funny because
I actually am a doctor.

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So am I...

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No, you're not. Just-just Ted.

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Roland: Hey, Johnny!

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Johnny! I have some good
news for you, my friend.

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Well, I could use some good news,

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I might have to take out
a mortgage on the dress

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- my wife just bought.
- Well, uh...

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you know that little hot
water problem you're having?

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Yeah?

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Well, I've come up with
the perfect excuse for you

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to buy yourself a brand
new hot water heater!

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Still waiting for the good news.

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Well, the good news
is that my friend Terry

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can replace the whole thing for you.

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- Replace it?
- Mhmm.

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Well, how much is that gonna cost?

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I did a little negotiating with Terry,

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and he says you can have it for $4,200.

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- $4200?!
- Right.

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Unless you want it installed.

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Well, of course I want
it installed, Roland!

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Okay, well, that's gonna be $5,500.

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Okay, you know what?

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I can't afford to throw
away money like that.

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Oh, come on, this coming from
the guy who was just bragging

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about taking out a mortgage
to pay for his wife's dress!

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- I wasn't bragging!
- Ohhh...

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Moira: Well, hello!

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Is it just me, or is there
a faint scent of honeysuckle

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in the air?

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Yeah, it might be Johnny's aftershave.

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I'm-I'm sorry, it is pungent.

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And John, I tried to hang up my gown,

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and thank God I caught it
before that silly curtain rod

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came crashing down!

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Don't worry about it,
we'll get you a new one.

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As soon we get uh, "El Tightwad" here

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to loosen up the purse strings.

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John, give this man a raise!

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And when dear, did our
room become so moist?

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I'm off to get a dehumidifier,
but I will see you at lunch.

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Oh, is that him?

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- No.
- Okay.

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- What about the person...
- David, I would tell you

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if I saw him!

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Also, that's rude!

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Okay, it's just that your
type is very inconsistent.

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What time was he supposed
to show up, anyway?

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Two hours ago.

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And we're sure this is the right hotel?

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He's not coming. I'm an idiot.

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Well, I guess the good thing
to come out of this abduction

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is that if anyone knows
how to crawl out from under

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an embarrassing romantic
failure, it's me.

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So I say we drop our bags,

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go straight to the botanical gardens,

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take in some cherry blossoms,

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then sleep it off, and
go home fresh tomorrow.

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What time was the tour again?

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Oh, David, I'm so sorry.

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If this wasn't so humiliating for you,

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I think I'd be in a
darker headspace right now,

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but since it is...

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the hotel bar has karaoke,

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I say we get several
rounds of polar bear shots,

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load up some Mariah,

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and I will spend the rest of the night

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pretending not to resent you.

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Okay.

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I'll get the first round.

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Oh, you'll be getting every round.

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Alexis: Oh my God, Shan! You still here?

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Have you not taken lunch?

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I've just been pretty busy.

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Ugh, same.

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Can I get a "hell yeah"
for two hard-working women

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in the 21st Century?

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Anyway, I think that we both know

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that things are a bit off between us,

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and I understand why.

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Ted told me all about your little...

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Mmm! Muah! Muah!

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And it's like... not a big deal.

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Okay.

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Alexis, that's-that's such a relief.

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And oh! Honestly, between us,

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it was just a drunken one-time thing,

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and I told him we'd be
better off as friends.

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Oh.

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Did you tell him that
after he told you that?

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Sorry?

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Ted: Alexis. Right on time.

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You're telling me, I was
just having a chat with Shan.

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Clearing the air about that little trip

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you two took to pound town.

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- Alexis!
- Whoa!

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Okay, let's remember this
is still a place of work.

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Look, I don't know about you, Shannon,

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but I am so glad we did this.

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Had I not talked to her,
I never would've found out

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that she called it off.

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- Maybe I will go for lunch.
- Well, just, um, one minute.

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Again, not that it matters,

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you know, but uh, the day after we...

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um, we were supposed to meet
up at the 5k for Feral Cats,

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and... I never followed up so.

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- Oh! Yeah, it totally doesn't matter.
- No.

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But I also never followed up.

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So when we saw each
other the next weekend

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at the opening of Bronwyn's
Exotic Animal Clinic,

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I assumed... you'd gotten the hint.

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Okay, well, that's what I assumed, so...

251
00:10:03,755 --> 00:10:05,689
Okay, not to interject, but I assumed

252
00:10:05,714 --> 00:10:07,976
that this would play out in
a much more interesting way.

253
00:10:08,012 --> 00:10:09,979
So for the sake of time,

254
00:10:10,004 --> 00:10:12,513
um, I'm just gonna go with
Shannon's version of things.

255
00:10:12,538 --> 00:10:14,630
Shannon, can we get you
anything while we're out?

256
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,020
Uh, I'm not sure that we
actually quite finished

257
00:10:16,044 --> 00:10:17,564
- the conversation.
- Oh, it's okay, Ted.

258
00:10:17,645 --> 00:10:19,046
Because the important thing is,

259
00:10:19,071 --> 00:10:20,309
that Shannon and I had a breakthrough.

260
00:10:20,334 --> 00:10:22,451
Yeah, but I'm just not really
sure where we landed on...

261
00:10:22,476 --> 00:10:23,710
- Mhmm, yeah.
- On the whole...

262
00:10:23,735 --> 00:10:25,803
Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Okay.

263
00:10:28,623 --> 00:10:30,224
When it comes to water heater repairs,

264
00:10:30,401 --> 00:10:32,669
you don't need electrical
experience to check,

265
00:10:32,694 --> 00:10:34,561
or replace the heating elements.

266
00:10:34,738 --> 00:10:36,005
Great.

267
00:10:36,030 --> 00:10:37,698
The only thing you need to do...

268
00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:40,901
is make sure the power is off
before you perform any tests...

269
00:10:40,926 --> 00:10:42,627
Okay, where's the power switch?

270
00:10:42,803 --> 00:10:44,614
I need the power switch,
okay, hold on, hold on.

271
00:10:44,639 --> 00:10:46,139
- Find the circuit breaker...
- Power?

272
00:10:46,164 --> 00:10:48,618
I can't get to the circuit
breaker until-hold on!

273
00:10:48,643 --> 00:10:51,178
Slow... slow-hold on!

274
00:10:51,203 --> 00:10:53,146
Hold-st-stop!

275
00:10:53,171 --> 00:10:54,938
Rewind! How do you rewind?!

276
00:10:54,963 --> 00:10:56,464
Where's the manual?!

277
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,387
Oh Johnny, there you are!

278
00:10:58,412 --> 00:10:59,846
I've been looking all over for you.

279
00:10:59,988 --> 00:11:01,955
Urgent question. Um...

280
00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:04,515
what's our policy on smoke breaks?

281
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,636
- Who's taking a smoke break?
- I am.

282
00:11:06,661 --> 00:11:08,562
- You don't smoke.
- Yeah, I know.

283
00:11:08,587 --> 00:11:10,721
And I don't think I should
be penalized for that.

284
00:11:11,294 --> 00:11:13,610
Roland, I'm kinda busy right
now with the water heater.

285
00:11:13,635 --> 00:11:15,168
Johnny, I don't think kicking

286
00:11:15,193 --> 00:11:16,927
that thing is really gonna help.

287
00:11:17,105 --> 00:11:18,338
LOL.

288
00:11:18,363 --> 00:11:20,583
Okay, I'm trying to
follow the video here,

289
00:11:20,608 --> 00:11:22,075
it says it's for beginners.

290
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,978
Yeah well, I think you
got the right video there.

291
00:11:24,078 --> 00:11:26,023
But don't you think something
like that should be handled

292
00:11:26,047 --> 00:11:28,682
by professionals, Johnny?
Like, maybe... Terry?

293
00:11:28,783 --> 00:11:30,717
Roland, you know something?

294
00:11:30,818 --> 00:11:32,663
There's a lot going on
with the family right now,

295
00:11:32,687 --> 00:11:35,956
and if there's an economical
way for me to deal with this,

296
00:11:35,981 --> 00:11:37,758
without pumping more money into it,

297
00:11:37,859 --> 00:11:39,226
then that's what I'm gonna do!

298
00:11:39,251 --> 00:11:40,356
Johnny, let me tell you something.

299
00:11:40,381 --> 00:11:42,597
That is not the place to cut corners.

300
00:11:42,622 --> 00:11:44,779
Okay? What you need to do is re-examine

301
00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,676
your extravagant lifestyle.

302
00:11:46,701 --> 00:11:47,942
What are you talking about?

303
00:11:47,991 --> 00:11:51,458
Well, not all of us can drive
around in an 8 cylinder car.

304
00:11:51,483 --> 00:11:55,012
It's a '78 Lincoln, and
it's all we could afford!

305
00:11:55,037 --> 00:11:57,075
- Right, '78. Vintage.
- Okay!

306
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:59,005
Roland, do you mind
if I get back to work?!

307
00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:01,465
Yeah, no problem, I've got
to go on my smoke break.

308
00:12:10,132 --> 00:12:14,600
♪ As time goes on...

309
00:12:18,475 --> 00:12:20,904
Wow, for someone who can barely stand,

310
00:12:20,929 --> 00:12:22,697
she sounds good.

311
00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:24,756
How are we feeling?

312
00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:27,887
All things considered,
I'm feeling better.

313
00:12:27,912 --> 00:12:29,878
Good. I'm gonna see if
they have more Mariah,

314
00:12:29,903 --> 00:12:31,737
the first three songs
were just a warm-up.

315
00:12:39,975 --> 00:12:42,070
Oh. Hi.

316
00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:43,772
I'm so sorry.

317
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,608
A student driver rear-ended
me on the way over here,

318
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,375
it was a whole thing. He started crying.

319
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,086
We had to exchange
insurance information.

320
00:12:49,111 --> 00:12:50,763
His mom was there.

321
00:12:50,788 --> 00:12:52,389
You couldn'tve called?

322
00:12:52,566 --> 00:12:54,033
I thought I was stood up.

323
00:12:54,058 --> 00:12:56,018
The student driver has
my phone, and I have his.

324
00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,561
We didn't give them back to each other

325
00:12:57,586 --> 00:12:58,905
after we exchanged info.

326
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,722
So if you wanna know what's
on a 16 year old's smartphone,

327
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,113
I could offer you that.

328
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,624
No, thank you.

329
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:05,416
Yeah, that's probably for the best.

330
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,061
Okay, good news, they have "Fantasy,"

331
00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:11,006
which means that you get
to play Ol' Dirty Bastard.

332
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,134
Oh, are-are you here with someone?

333
00:13:13,158 --> 00:13:15,693
- Uh, no.
- Oh! Ohhh...

334
00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:17,671
Oh um, no.

335
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,530
We just ran into each other at the bar.

336
00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:21,966
Um, long story short, I took
a pottery class with this one.

337
00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:25,445
Oh, uh, I'm Emir.

338
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:27,790
- Oh, Dane... a. Dana.
- Dana?

339
00:13:27,815 --> 00:13:31,051
Yeah, so I run-I run
the karaoke at the hotel.

340
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:33,131
- Hmm.
- Yeah.

341
00:13:33,404 --> 00:13:36,100
Uh, Stevie, I know I'm two hours late,

342
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,925
but can I still take you to dinner,

343
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,083
or have I blown it?

344
00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:41,161
Oh, you've blown it.

345
00:13:41,262 --> 00:13:42,729
But I'll still take a free dinner.

346
00:13:43,342 --> 00:13:44,698
- I can work with that, okay.
- Okay.

347
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,342
- Mhmm.
- Okay!

348
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,702
Um, I'm just gonna settle up my tab,

349
00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:50,954
- I'll meet you outside.
- Okay, yeah.

350
00:13:50,979 --> 00:13:52,446
Uh, nice to meet you, Dana.

351
00:13:52,851 --> 00:13:54,652
Yes, thanks.

352
00:13:58,069 --> 00:13:59,379
Why don't you just come with us?

353
00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:01,648
I already made you miss
the botanical gardens.

354
00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:02,974
I can't leave you here.

355
00:14:03,074 --> 00:14:04,751
Okay, honestly, I'm
gonna be really exhausted

356
00:14:04,776 --> 00:14:06,243
after my set anyways, so...

357
00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:08,722
I'll probably just go to bed.

358
00:14:09,178 --> 00:14:10,557
Are you sure?

359
00:14:10,582 --> 00:14:13,351
No, so get outta here
before I change my mind.

360
00:14:13,951 --> 00:14:15,353
- Thank you.
- Okay.

361
00:14:15,378 --> 00:14:17,212
Unnecessary, but...

362
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:21,678
Keep the mics hot, I'm comin' in!

363
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,068
Moira? We need to talk, sweetheart.

364
00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:33,337
I'm sorry dear, is your mouth moving?

365
00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:37,008
Could you uh, turn off the
dehumidifier for a second?

366
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:38,642
Because I can't possibly

367
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,978
hear you over the sound
of the dehumidifier!

368
00:14:41,003 --> 00:14:43,128
Oh, just-just turn off...

369
00:14:46,698 --> 00:14:49,596
So, it looks like in
addition to the water heater,

370
00:14:49,621 --> 00:14:52,409
we're gonna have to replace
some of the plumbing.

371
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,768
And the water is so hard,

372
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:58,306
that Terry said that it's
likely in the next little while

373
00:14:58,362 --> 00:15:00,619
we might also need a new...

374
00:15:00,644 --> 00:15:02,075
water softener.

375
00:15:02,176 --> 00:15:04,344
John, I'm sorry you've
had such a hard day.

376
00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:06,775
- Yeah...
- On the upside,

377
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,558
this gown has exceeded all expectations.

378
00:15:10,894 --> 00:15:12,395
Yeah, well that's good, sweetheart,

379
00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:14,764
that's... that's good.
It's just that um,

380
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:17,200
you know, with all
these costs piling up,

381
00:15:17,225 --> 00:15:19,593
we might need to take a hard look at uh,

382
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:22,986
some of our recent uh... purchases.

383
00:15:23,011 --> 00:15:25,279
I told Alexis now is not the time

384
00:15:25,304 --> 00:15:26,690
to expand that home office.

385
00:15:26,715 --> 00:15:29,083
Not with the price of ink today.

386
00:15:29,108 --> 00:15:31,995
Yeah... Moira, look.

387
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:34,931
The last thing I want to do is uh...

388
00:15:34,956 --> 00:15:37,124
rain on your parade,

389
00:15:37,225 --> 00:15:38,826
but I think for the next little while,

390
00:15:38,851 --> 00:15:41,671
any money coming in should probably...

391
00:15:41,696 --> 00:15:43,564
be for the family.

392
00:15:43,589 --> 00:15:45,623
This dress is for the family.

393
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,036
To remind us that our
futures lie outside this town.

394
00:15:49,456 --> 00:15:51,147
It feels these days
like I'm the only one

395
00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:52,873
who hasn't veered off course.

396
00:15:52,898 --> 00:15:54,542
Well, no one's veering
off course, Moira,

397
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:58,566
we're all just uh...
taking a different approach.

398
00:15:59,511 --> 00:16:01,091
The ceremonial purchase of the gown

399
00:16:01,116 --> 00:16:02,983
has always been my good luck charm.

400
00:16:03,652 --> 00:16:05,819
Well, from everything you've
told us about this movie,

401
00:16:05,844 --> 00:16:10,277
Moira, it sounds like for
the first time in a long time,

402
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,492
you may not need any luck.

403
00:16:11,669 --> 00:16:14,571
Oh, John! Thank you for that.

404
00:16:14,672 --> 00:16:16,940
And know that you've been heard!

405
00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:18,432
Good.

406
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,653
Ted: You know, Alexis,
I've been thinking about it,

407
00:16:29,677 --> 00:16:31,845
and... I'm really glad
that you and Shannon

408
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:33,923
were able to get
everything out in the open.

409
00:16:34,498 --> 00:16:37,122
Me too. We're actually
grabbing drinks tomorrow.

410
00:16:37,147 --> 00:16:39,015
Great, yeah, you know, and I-I...

411
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,961
I care way more about that
than any of the details

412
00:16:42,986 --> 00:16:45,121
of how we ended things,

413
00:16:45,146 --> 00:16:47,881
or even whether they were accurate.

414
00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:49,993
It seems like it was just
like a little miscommunication

415
00:16:50,017 --> 00:16:51,551
on your part, is all.

416
00:16:51,576 --> 00:16:54,111
Yeah well, uh, Shannon aside,

417
00:16:54,136 --> 00:16:55,865
I think it's important that I tell you

418
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,034
that there were a few
others before Heather.

419
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,093
And there may have been

420
00:17:00,118 --> 00:17:02,219
a couple of broken hearts along the way.

421
00:17:02,352 --> 00:17:04,654
Whatever you say, Ted.

422
00:17:06,037 --> 00:17:08,444
Yeah... it's actually kinda funny,

423
00:17:08,469 --> 00:17:10,370
because I was just
going through my phone,

424
00:17:10,395 --> 00:17:12,214
you know, to make some
space, and then I came across

425
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,292
this little back and
forth from a while ago.

426
00:17:14,317 --> 00:17:16,018
I believe you, Ted.

427
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,163
You're still Dr. Casanova to me.

428
00:17:18,188 --> 00:17:19,855
Okay, well, the tone of your voice

429
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,373
makes it seem like you don't
believe a word you're saying.

430
00:17:21,398 --> 00:17:22,607
Okay, Ted!

431
00:17:25,925 --> 00:17:27,425
"Dear Melanie."

432
00:17:28,065 --> 00:17:30,177
Melanie? Is this the girl
from the falafel place?

433
00:17:30,202 --> 00:17:32,070
Yeah, I don't think that's relevant.

434
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,004
Ahem. "I've had a lot of
fun hanging out with you,

435
00:17:35,029 --> 00:17:37,084
and I really...

436
00:17:37,109 --> 00:17:41,043
fal-awful saying this over text,

437
00:17:41,068 --> 00:17:43,536
but I'm just not feeling
strongly enough to take

438
00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:46,396
this to the next level. I'm sorry."

439
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:49,185
Pretty harsh. But it had to be done.

440
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,454
And then um, she wrote...

441
00:17:51,479 --> 00:17:54,540
- Oh, it doesn't matter what she wrote.
- "Cool!" Exclamation mark.

442
00:17:54,831 --> 00:17:57,927
And it looks like you ended
up walking her dog for her?

443
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,420
Well, she seemed really upset.

444
00:18:00,776 --> 00:18:02,349
Listen Ted,

445
00:18:02,788 --> 00:18:04,867
I've gone through enough
heartbreakers for like,

446
00:18:04,892 --> 00:18:06,893
two people's lifetimes.

447
00:18:06,994 --> 00:18:08,995
And I don't want that anymore.

448
00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:11,131
I want you.

449
00:18:11,899 --> 00:18:13,900
And that cute lil' butt.

450
00:18:15,992 --> 00:18:20,483
David and Tammy: ♪ Ohhhh...

451
00:18:20,508 --> 00:18:22,016
Oh! Oh!

452
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:24,244
Yes, Tammy! Tammy, everybody!

453
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,970
It's Tammy! Yeah!

454
00:18:25,995 --> 00:18:27,795
Stevie, hi!

455
00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:29,287
Oh...

456
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:32,294
- Hi!
- Hi.

457
00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:36,727
So... Emir asked me if I
wanted to stay the night.

458
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:39,368
Ohhhh!

459
00:18:39,393 --> 00:18:40,680
That sounds promising.

460
00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:43,630
Yeah. Um, I thought you
were gonna go to bed?

461
00:18:43,807 --> 00:18:46,551
Oh no, I was, but then
Tammy kept buying shots,

462
00:18:46,576 --> 00:18:49,445
and the whole room got behind
me in like, a really big way.

463
00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:51,304
Anyway, I have seven
more songs to finish,

464
00:18:51,329 --> 00:18:53,007
and some new fans who
would be very disappointed

465
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,666
if I don't close the show.

466
00:18:54,691 --> 00:18:57,720
- Oh, Dana! Or is it David?
- Huh?

467
00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,690
Listen, I just wanted you
to know that Stevie told me

468
00:18:59,714 --> 00:19:00,641
what you did for her tonight.

469
00:19:00,703 --> 00:19:01,844
You know, giving up your evening,

470
00:19:01,869 --> 00:19:03,000
so that we could have
some time together.

471
00:19:03,025 --> 00:19:04,926
Anyway, it was really
cool of you to do it,

472
00:19:04,951 --> 00:19:06,977
is what I'm saying, and
not just because um...

473
00:19:07,002 --> 00:19:08,680
we get to have a little
sleepover because of it.

474
00:19:10,665 --> 00:19:12,966
So to say thank you, I took
care of your room charges.

475
00:19:13,427 --> 00:19:15,867
Oh my God! Hello!

476
00:19:15,892 --> 00:19:18,231
Um, hi! Can I get another drink then,

477
00:19:18,256 --> 00:19:19,523
to the room, please? Thanks!

478
00:19:19,548 --> 00:19:21,449
I actually just meant
like, your mini-bar.

479
00:19:21,474 --> 00:19:23,842
Oh no, I finished that. Hey, Tam!

480
00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:25,535
You want some zhampagne?!

481
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,194
Yeah, two please, drinks.

482
00:19:27,586 --> 00:19:29,709
Okay, um... what do
you say we get up there,

483
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:32,046
maybe do a little duet? I feel
like that's the kind of thing

484
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,889
you'd be totally
comfortable with, right?

485
00:19:33,914 --> 00:19:35,248
- Mhmm...
- Yeah, love that.

486
00:19:35,349 --> 00:19:37,327
I think it's best if you guys
just sat down, and watched.

487
00:19:37,351 --> 00:19:38,727
- Oh, okay.
- Next time.

488
00:19:38,752 --> 00:19:39,828
- Yeah. Mhmm.
- Off the hook for now.

489
00:19:39,853 --> 00:19:42,164
Uno, Tammy! I think I'm going
to do this one by myself.

490
00:19:42,204 --> 00:19:43,227
- Oh!
- Thank you so much, though.

491
00:19:43,252 --> 00:19:44,652
- We'll call you back.
- Wow.

492
00:19:44,677 --> 00:19:46,844
See you soon. I would like
to dedicate this one...

493
00:19:46,869 --> 00:19:49,520
to the lovers right over there!

494
00:19:49,545 --> 00:19:50,779
- Okay...
- And, goodnight.

495
00:19:50,804 --> 00:19:53,397
David: The
la-la-lovers... Cue it up!

496
00:19:57,790 --> 00:19:59,457
Okay, are you coming out?

497
00:19:59,558 --> 00:20:00,836
Can you stop yelling, please?!

498
00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:02,961
I had 14 polar bear shots last night.

499
00:20:02,986 --> 00:20:05,454
Moira, do you want us to close our eyes?

500
00:20:12,847 --> 00:20:14,981
Oh my God.

501
00:20:16,274 --> 00:20:19,781
Moira, it's gorgeous.

502
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:22,490
Wasn't it shown with a veil?

503
00:20:22,515 --> 00:20:24,082
Oh, the veil's on its way.

504
00:20:24,107 --> 00:20:26,976
Well, now that I see
it on you, I understand!

505
00:20:27,305 --> 00:20:28,996
I feel like I'm waiting for the limo

506
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:31,756
to take us to your
next red carpet event!

507
00:20:32,419 --> 00:20:34,220
Well, sweetheart, if that's...

508
00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:36,617
if that's the dress
you want, then, uh...

509
00:20:36,642 --> 00:20:39,524
It is. But you're right,
John, it's not the time.

510
00:20:39,549 --> 00:20:43,102
So before I send her back,
take a mental picture.

511
00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:50,851
And perhaps an actual picture as well?

512
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:53,211
- Anyone have a camera?
- Oh.

513
00:20:53,236 --> 00:20:55,237
- Yes, yes.
- Oh yes.

514
00:20:55,414 --> 00:20:57,610
- Gimme like, a mm!
- Mm!

515
00:20:57,635 --> 00:20:59,427
Like, arm.

516
00:20:59,452 --> 00:21:01,250
- Oh!
- Okay.

517
00:21:01,275 --> 00:21:03,009
Yeah, got it?

518
00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:05,332
Okay, that's it.

519
00:21:05,357 --> 00:21:08,636
And if all goes to plan, we'll
meet again on the red carpet.

520
00:21:08,813 --> 00:21:11,148
Ideally, sometime this year.

521
00:21:11,173 --> 00:21:12,873
And those are the
shoes we're going with?

522
00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:14,899
- What do you think?
- No.

523
00:21:14,924 --> 00:21:17,378
Shoes, later. As well as jewels.

524
00:21:17,403 --> 00:21:19,504
What?!

525
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:24,528
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