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It's the last day of
our auditions, Moira.

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We might have to lower our standards

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if we're gonna find our lead.

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Lowering your standards is
a slippery slope, Jocelyn.

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Next thing I know you'll be telling me

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we'll be staging this production

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at the school gymnasium.

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Very dapper, Mr. Rose!

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Like the maestro of
a Lebanese orchestra.

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Congratulations Johnny,

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I never thought I'd
see this little motel

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recognized for anything,

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besides the occasional cockroach!

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I made myself laugh there.

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Well, always nice to
be nominated, Jocelyn.

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But I'm not putting too much stock in...

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regional hospitality awards.

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The revisions for your acceptance speech
are on the vanity, dear.

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Oh thank you, sweetheart.

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So how's the uh, casting hunt going?

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Oh, disconsolate, John.

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We may be looking at putting
an ad in broadwayworld.com.

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Perhaps there's a
chorus girl on holiday,

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looking for a leg up.

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Okay, hi!

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First of all, I'd like to remind you

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that this is a live-work space,

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and second, fine, I'll do it.

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Do what, dear?

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I'll step in as the
star of your musical.

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No!

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No, with your responsibilities
as our in-house publicist,

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I couldn't ask you to do that now.

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Okay, well, you seem pretty desperate,

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so I'm happy to help.

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Well Moira, I'd consider it.

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I mean, we did spend all that money

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flying in Barbara
Streisand's vocal coach

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that summer Alexis wanted to
be the next Jessica Simpson.

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Alexis, a brief stint on a reality show,

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that's one thing,
but... acting, that's...

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Um, the producers of
"A Little Bit Alexis"

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insisted that I take acting classes

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after we started shooting, so.

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Almost makes me want to
try out for it myself.

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Okay, now we're all
just getting the sillies.

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Best we stick to our
award-nominated day jobs.

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Well, I'm sure that Alexis has a song

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that she could sing for the audition.

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Audition?

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Okay, do I have to remind you

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about the album that I released?

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Moira, what's the worst that can happen?

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Besides the inevitable
accusations of nepotism!

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Well, for what it's worth, Alexis,

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I always thought "Hampton's Hoes"

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was quite catchy.

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Boop!

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Oh, Stevie.

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You look very nice.

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- No, I don't.
- Uh, yes, you do!

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Very spiffy! That's a lovely dress.

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I literally pulled it out
of the laundry, Mr. Rose.

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I've had it forever.

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You know it's not a bad thing to admit

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you really care about
these awards, Stevie.

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You're bringing a bag?

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You know, I almost brought
a change of clothes myself.

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Moira told me to pack a second suit

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for the after-party, but uh,

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who am I, George Clooney?

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No, Mr. Rose, that's a weekend bag.

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I'm going away for the weekend.

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Oh.

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I told you I'm taking Monday off!

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Yeah, but I didn't know
you were going someplace.

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Uh, Emir is presenting at the awards,

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so I just thought I might
drive around with him

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for a few days after.

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Oh... so it sounds like
you two are getting...

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pretty serious?

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Uh, I guess we'll see
what happens this weekend.

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Hello, guys, uh...

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whoa!

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Look at us! Who are we?

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Brad Pitt and his handsome brother?

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And Johnny?

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Why the jacket, Roland?

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You know you're not going to the awards.

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Johnny, you asked me to manage the motel

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while you were away.

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I'm not gonna show up just dressed

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like some schlub off the street!

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Like you do every day?

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Wow, okay. This one puts on a dress

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and suddenly she's Rita Rudner.

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Guys, I am really gonna miss this...

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workplace banter.

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- We are coming back, Roland.
- Oh.

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At least I'm coming back,
I don't know about Stevie.

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Oh my God, we should really get going.

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How about one picture before we go?

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Great idea, okay.

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Stevie, do you mind?

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Here we go.

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I meant a picture of me and Stevie.

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Absolutely, no, that
makes perfect sense.

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Okay.

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And everybody...

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Put Mr. Rose in it.

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I just don't get the big
reveal, it's a bathroom.

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It's not just a bathroom,
David, it's a passion project.

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I'd kill to be that
passionate about a bathroom

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that you've now decided to open up

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to the entire town.

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Yeah well, we can't afford
to keep a private bathroom,

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David, we're losing
customers to the cafe.

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Besides, you're the one
who started serving booze

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at those evening events.

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Um, those evening events
are part of a summer series.

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- Oh...
- We sold 30 dreamcatchers

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at that Cosmic Meditation Clinic.

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Huh.

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Yeah, you know what? You were right.

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It does look beautiful.

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- What the f...
- So, I'm confused.

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Where does the bathroom start,

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and all this garbage end?

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Ronnie swore this would be done today.

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Yep, but you ran out of tiles.

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It doesn't help that you
picked the most expensive ones.

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Okay, you asked for my opinion,

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I don't know how much
Romanian marble costs!

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I was hoping to get
my hands on a few more

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in an hour or so, but
that is TBC at this point.

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Okay, Ronnie, uh, this installation

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was just supposed to last two days.

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And now half of our
store is covered in tarps,

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and David's organized
some writers' retreat

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for tomorrow night. It's
a calligraphy workshop.

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We're working as fast as we can,

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you have my cell!

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Could you have not at least
asked her to finesse the tarps?

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I mean, there's green tape everywhere!

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The tarps aren't staying up, David.

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This bathroom's getting finished today,

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because that's what we discussed,

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- that's what's gonna happen.
- Okay,

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it's just that you waited
until after she left

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to put your lil' foot
down, so I'm just not sure

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if she's aware of that plan.

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She obviously thinks we're
a couple of pushovers.

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Okay, speak for yourself.

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All I did was pick
out some gorgeous tile.

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I'm pregnant.

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That's it, that's the
end of my audition.

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- Indeed it is.
- I'm fine with nudity.

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Not necessary.

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Thank you.

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She looks like she may
have seen the inside

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of a smoky German bar or two.

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Who knows, a haircut,
some dance lessons...

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Moira, I feel like we're really scraping

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the bottom of the barrel here.

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I think that we should bring Alexis in.

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Jabberwocky! There are
still stones left unturned!

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Okay, you're actively trying to prevent

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Alexis from auditioning
here, and I don't want to get

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in the middle of some mother
daughter competition thing,

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Competition! Nothing of the sort.

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No, Alexis just doesn't have the...

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- life experience.
- Really?

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Because according to her stories...

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Well, she's had her fair
share of adventures, yes.

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But the role of Sally
Bowles requires an actress

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who can mine a deeper, darker cave.

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A woman encumbered
with secrets she will...

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take with her to the tomb.

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Hence the high praise Gina Gershon and I

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received for the role.

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You know what, Moira?

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I'm gonna bring Alexis in.

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And don't worry, I will
handle the audition,

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so it is less of a struggle for you.

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Fine, you're on your own.

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Boy, it looks like

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"Best Customer Service
in a Motel Under 20 Units"

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is up fifth, that's the big one.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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Stevie, if we win, and
I know that's a big "if,"

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do you think you'll be
doing any talking up there?

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- It's all you, Mr. Rose.
- Okay.

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Excuse me, is this the children's table?

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Young at heart, maybe.

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Johnny Rose, but I'm sure
you remember me, Emir,

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You declared our motel a "must stay".

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How could I forget, Mr.
Rose, good to see you.

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And you are?

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Uh, I'm just waiting for my date.

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So that seat's taken.

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Oh, well, can I uh... buy
you a drink while you wait?

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I guess, but he won't
be too happy about it.

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From what I've heard,
he'll take what he can get.

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- So you're probably safe.
- I should point out,

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they have been coming
by with drink trays.

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Oh yeah, we'll just go to the bar.

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Okay, well, I'm sure you
have some catching up to do.

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David, look.

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Ronnie is sitting in
that booth with Roland,

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laughing about something.

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Okay.

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She says she's working
as fast as she can.

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We don't have a bathroom, David!

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I'm well aware of that.

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You know, my uncle's a contractor.

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I know how this works, you've
gotta stay on top of it,

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or they will find a million
reasons to just drag it out.

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Mhmm, well, my ex-best
friend was a crisis manager,

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and she told me multiple times,

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not to talk to anyone.

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Especially while they're eating.

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So I'm gonna just...

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Oh hey, Pat. What are you doing?

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Playing hooky, or did
the store finally close?

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I don't laugh a lot, but that was good.

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That is funny, especially
considering we are open,

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but hey, who knows for how long?

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Because right now, it sorta looks like

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a quarantine station.

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I'm sorry, are you implying something?

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You know, I'm just saying,

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uh, the bathroom's
supposed to be done today,

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and you say you're
working as fast as you can,

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but uh, here I find you with Roland.

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Okay, FYI.

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Roland is the hook-up for your tiles.

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His cousin, Arnie, gets them at cost.

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So I thought I would thank
Roland by buying him lunch.

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Because that's how I do business.

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Makes sense. I was just sort of uh...

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checking in.

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I could always cancel the order,

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if that's how you wanna do business.

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Ooh! Ouch.

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I would run out and
get some aloe Vera pal,

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'cause you just got burned.

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Hi, is everything okay?

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I don't know, you tell me.

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Yeah, no, I was just uh,
telling Ronnie what a...

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what a great job she's
doing on the bathroom.

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And uh, we should get back to the store.

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Okay, do you still need
to use the restroom?

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What? Nope! Uh, came here for you.

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So... we should go.

256
00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,141
Thanks for checking in.

257
00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:44,035
Is everything okay? You
look more pale than normal.

258
00:09:45,971 --> 00:09:47,238
Okay.

259
00:09:47,415 --> 00:09:49,016
Hi, my name is Alexis Rose,

260
00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:51,294
represented by Alexis Rose Talent.

261
00:09:51,319 --> 00:09:54,788
Okay, what are you gonna be
singing for us today, Alexis?

262
00:09:54,889 --> 00:09:56,990
I have chosen to perform the title track

263
00:09:57,091 --> 00:10:00,270
off of my critically reviewed,
limited reality series,

264
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,795
- "A Little Bit Alexis."
- Ooh!

265
00:10:01,896 --> 00:10:03,931
Feel free to sing along
if you know the words.

266
00:10:03,956 --> 00:10:06,090
Okay.

267
00:10:17,169 --> 00:10:18,511
Are you ready?

268
00:10:18,992 --> 00:10:20,660
Let's do it.

269
00:10:20,949 --> 00:10:22,649
♪ I'm a Lamborghini

270
00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:24,518
♪ I'm a Hollywood star

271
00:10:24,543 --> 00:10:26,244
♪ I'm a little bit tipsy

272
00:10:26,269 --> 00:10:28,198
♪ When I drive my car

273
00:10:28,223 --> 00:10:29,923
♪ I'm expensive sushi

274
00:10:30,024 --> 00:10:31,859
♪ I'm a huge, huge yacht

275
00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,760
♪ I'm a little bit single

276
00:10:33,862 --> 00:10:35,629
♪ Even when I'm not

277
00:10:35,654 --> 00:10:37,221
♪ Ah! Ah!

278
00:10:37,398 --> 00:10:39,299
♪ I'm little bit...

279
00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:43,070
♪ I'm a little bit...

280
00:10:45,940 --> 00:10:47,341
♪ A little bit Alexis

281
00:10:49,477 --> 00:10:51,178
Oh wow, okay.

282
00:10:51,279 --> 00:10:53,098
- ♪ La-la-la...
- Just wonderful.

283
00:10:53,123 --> 00:10:55,792
Okay, yeah, I still actually
had a few more verses.

284
00:10:55,817 --> 00:10:58,418
And in the last verse, I
really get to showcase my range.

285
00:10:58,596 --> 00:10:59,796
Oh no, you know what?

286
00:10:59,821 --> 00:11:02,741
I think that just that 30 seconds is...

287
00:11:02,766 --> 00:11:05,602
more than enough to go off of, yeah.

288
00:11:05,627 --> 00:11:07,127
Are you saying I booked it?

289
00:11:07,228 --> 00:11:09,378
Great question! Jocelyn?

290
00:11:10,275 --> 00:11:13,877
Well, we do have to see
all the other candidates.

291
00:11:13,902 --> 00:11:17,237
But we will definitely get back to you.

292
00:11:17,338 --> 00:11:19,112
Okay. Okay.

293
00:11:20,508 --> 00:11:22,709
Oooh!

294
00:11:22,734 --> 00:11:24,769
Oh...

295
00:11:27,649 --> 00:11:28,916
So what do we think?

296
00:11:29,017 --> 00:11:34,001
Well, there is a place
for her... somewhere.

297
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,722
- On stage?!
- No!

298
00:11:35,899 --> 00:11:38,701
Moira, I saw your talent, and I thought,

299
00:11:38,726 --> 00:11:41,413
well, the apple can't
fall far from the tree.

300
00:11:41,438 --> 00:11:43,439
Different orchard, Jocelyn.

301
00:11:43,464 --> 00:11:45,365
Though I do admire the confidence.

302
00:11:45,390 --> 00:11:46,843
What are we gonna do now?

303
00:11:46,868 --> 00:11:49,536
"We?" We are at the precise intersection

304
00:11:49,561 --> 00:11:52,229
of which I tried to steer us clear.

305
00:11:52,951 --> 00:11:55,919
No, Babs Streisand's vocal
coach quit the business

306
00:11:55,944 --> 00:11:59,432
after just two lessons
with our sweet Alexis.

307
00:11:59,824 --> 00:12:02,026
He now lives in a monastery.

308
00:12:13,202 --> 00:12:14,802
Wow, it took a while to get the drinks,

309
00:12:14,871 --> 00:12:17,472
yet, I don't see any drinks.

310
00:12:18,507 --> 00:12:20,542
Oh uh, we just finished them at the bar.

311
00:12:20,643 --> 00:12:21,877
Oh, I see.

312
00:12:21,978 --> 00:12:24,064
Well, you got back at the perfect time.

313
00:12:24,089 --> 00:12:27,358
Elmdale Moto Lodge just
won "Best Motel Suite."

314
00:12:27,383 --> 00:12:29,651
Coincidentally, the Hospies Committee

315
00:12:29,676 --> 00:12:31,530
just had their retreat there last fall.

316
00:12:31,555 --> 00:12:34,290
I'm not saying something's up, but uh...

317
00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:36,324
- Okay...
- Our next award...

318
00:12:36,425 --> 00:12:38,660
So, what are you doing after this?

319
00:12:38,761 --> 00:12:41,315
Oh, well, I happen to have a king suite

320
00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:42,807
at the Elmdale Moto Lodge

321
00:12:42,832 --> 00:12:45,133
in exchange for presenting
an award today, so...

322
00:12:45,158 --> 00:12:47,077
Well, I did pack a bag.

323
00:12:47,169 --> 00:12:48,403
Oh my.

324
00:12:48,504 --> 00:12:50,449
Just thought I'd tag along
with you for a few days,

325
00:12:50,473 --> 00:12:53,286
you know, tour the best and brightest

326
00:12:53,311 --> 00:12:55,486
in dusty roadside accommodations.

327
00:12:55,511 --> 00:12:56,811
Oh!

328
00:12:56,836 --> 00:12:58,670
I will be traveling
with royalty, after all.

329
00:12:58,848 --> 00:13:02,384
- Getting close,
- Stevie. Stay calm!

330
00:13:02,485 --> 00:13:03,765
Wait, I'm sorry, I-I'm not sure

331
00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,496
if we're still joking around.

332
00:13:05,521 --> 00:13:07,889
Well, I took Monday off,

333
00:13:07,914 --> 00:13:10,668
and I know you have a few
more motels to hit, so...

334
00:13:10,693 --> 00:13:13,228
Oh! Yeah...

335
00:13:13,253 --> 00:13:15,588
no, that would be fine.

336
00:13:15,765 --> 00:13:17,198
That would be fine?

337
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,740
That's the kind of reaction you want.

338
00:13:18,801 --> 00:13:20,435
No, I'm sorry, sorry, I just, I...

339
00:13:20,536 --> 00:13:21,747
you just caught me a little off guard.

340
00:13:21,771 --> 00:13:23,282
I just wanna make sure that we're still

341
00:13:23,306 --> 00:13:25,840
- on the same page here.
- Yeah, totally.

342
00:13:25,942 --> 00:13:28,009
Yeah... good, good, okay.

343
00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:30,364
'cause you know, I thought
this was just something great

344
00:13:30,389 --> 00:13:32,623
that happened when it happened.

345
00:13:32,648 --> 00:13:34,316
- It is.
- Stevie!

346
00:13:35,617 --> 00:13:37,261
I mean, you know, I'm
on the road so much,

347
00:13:37,286 --> 00:13:38,653
and you've got the motel to run,

348
00:13:38,754 --> 00:13:40,594
I don't see any of that
changing any time soon.

349
00:13:42,658 --> 00:13:43,758
Okay.

350
00:13:43,859 --> 00:13:45,994
But what if it could change?

351
00:13:46,996 --> 00:13:51,166
I'm sorry, I-I don't see that
happening for either of us.

352
00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:53,237
Oh.

353
00:13:53,345 --> 00:13:54,979
The winner is...

354
00:13:55,313 --> 00:13:57,114
Rosebud Motel.

355
00:13:57,139 --> 00:13:59,040
Oh! Yessssss!

356
00:13:59,217 --> 00:14:01,218
Stevie, we did it!

357
00:14:01,243 --> 00:14:03,670
Oh my God!

358
00:14:03,879 --> 00:14:05,480
Ohhhh!

359
00:14:07,173 --> 00:14:08,342
Stevie!

360
00:14:08,892 --> 00:14:10,860
Look at her, she's stunned!

361
00:14:17,727 --> 00:14:19,328
Um...

362
00:14:20,906 --> 00:14:22,840
- Hey!
- Hey!

363
00:14:22,865 --> 00:14:24,199
You're home.

364
00:14:24,376 --> 00:14:26,110
I was just gonna leave
you that little note

365
00:14:26,135 --> 00:14:28,475
and a box of chocolates.

366
00:14:28,814 --> 00:14:30,848
I got the part, didn't I?

367
00:14:30,949 --> 00:14:32,750
Come in, come in!

368
00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:36,511
Ohhh...

369
00:14:36,612 --> 00:14:38,079
Yay! Nom nom!

370
00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:39,857
I now see that there are different ways

371
00:14:39,882 --> 00:14:42,617
to interpret chocolates.

372
00:14:42,718 --> 00:14:45,020
Alexis, I just wanted to say...

373
00:14:45,045 --> 00:14:46,897
Am I hearing Jocelyn?

374
00:14:46,922 --> 00:14:49,024
Yeah, she's come to
tell me the good news!

375
00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:50,749
Oh, did she?

376
00:14:50,926 --> 00:14:53,661
Chocolates? Are we celebrating, Jocelyn?

377
00:14:53,763 --> 00:14:56,031
The chocolates were a mistake.

378
00:14:56,132 --> 00:15:00,077
Alexis, after very
careful consideration,

379
00:15:00,178 --> 00:15:04,582
I've decided that you are
overqualified for the role.

380
00:15:04,683 --> 00:15:06,617
I know, but I'm totally fine with that.

381
00:15:06,642 --> 00:15:09,778
And I really value you
as our in-house publicist.

382
00:15:09,803 --> 00:15:13,238
Jocelyn, no. Oh, we can
see where this is going.

383
00:15:13,492 --> 00:15:15,793
Part of me thinks that
maybe we should give the role

384
00:15:15,818 --> 00:15:18,186
to somebody who really needs it.

385
00:15:18,363 --> 00:15:20,064
Oh Alexis, I wanted to fight for you,

386
00:15:20,089 --> 00:15:22,662
but I had to recuse
myself as your Mummy!

387
00:15:23,159 --> 00:15:24,859
Okay, um...

388
00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:26,561
Who did you pick?

389
00:15:26,938 --> 00:15:28,872
We're still looking.

390
00:15:29,098 --> 00:15:32,733
So you picked no one over me?

391
00:15:33,202 --> 00:15:35,537
That would be a Jocelyn question.

392
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:41,519
Maybe there's a better role for you.

393
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:42,820
What's better than the lead?

394
00:15:42,845 --> 00:15:45,139
Yes, I'm curious about that as well.

395
00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:48,292
Kit Kat Club Dancer Number Six!

396
00:15:48,317 --> 00:15:50,251
- Hah!
- Sorry?

397
00:15:50,352 --> 00:15:51,986
She doesn't have a lot of lines,

398
00:15:52,164 --> 00:15:53,898
but she has a very sexy costume,

399
00:15:53,923 --> 00:15:55,824
and a lot of face time on stage,

400
00:15:55,849 --> 00:15:58,135
- which I know that you love...
- I love both of those things.

401
00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,727
Okay, um...

402
00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:01,519
would that require
like, another audition?

403
00:16:01,697 --> 00:16:03,064
No, no!

404
00:16:03,165 --> 00:16:05,842
No, the part is yours.

405
00:16:06,268 --> 00:16:08,989
Jocelyn, how wonderfully generous of us.

406
00:16:09,014 --> 00:16:10,314
Okay.

407
00:16:10,339 --> 00:16:12,684
Well, I'm guess I'll have to
put you in touch with my agent.

408
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:15,386
But I think you already have her number.

409
00:16:15,411 --> 00:16:17,946
And we'll get going on negotiations!

410
00:16:17,971 --> 00:16:20,655
I would have my agent
accept that offer, dear.

411
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,350
Yes.

412
00:16:23,752 --> 00:16:24,919
Thank you.

413
00:16:25,096 --> 00:16:27,498
Woo! How 'bout that, partner, huh?

414
00:16:27,523 --> 00:16:29,591
Not bad for a couple of years' work.

415
00:16:29,692 --> 00:16:31,826
Hey trust me, I'm just
as shocked as you are.

416
00:16:31,927 --> 00:16:35,363
But this is ours, and no
one can take it from us.

417
00:16:35,464 --> 00:16:37,175
Sorry, Sir, uh, I'm
gonna need to take that

418
00:16:37,199 --> 00:16:38,633
for the next category.

419
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:40,478
We'll be mailing yours
in six to eight weeks,

420
00:16:40,503 --> 00:16:42,003
along with the bill. Okay, great.

421
00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:43,304
Yeah, okay.

422
00:16:43,405 --> 00:16:45,058
Well, that's probably for the best,

423
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:47,184
I mean, I don't wanna be
lugging that thing around

424
00:16:47,209 --> 00:16:48,977
- to all the after-parties.
- Mhmm.

425
00:16:49,078 --> 00:16:51,679
So, Stevie, I thought we'd go for a...

426
00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:52,814
celebratory dinner, huh?

427
00:16:52,915 --> 00:16:54,475
Yeah.

428
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,934
Unless that steps on
your plans with Emir?

429
00:16:57,419 --> 00:16:58,987
Nope, there's no more plans anymore,

430
00:16:59,012 --> 00:17:01,635
so, whatever you wanna do.

431
00:17:02,091 --> 00:17:04,611
Your weekend plans got pushed, or... ?

432
00:17:04,636 --> 00:17:05,970
Uh no, just canceled.

433
00:17:05,995 --> 00:17:07,805
It was a stupid idea anyways.

434
00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:09,931
I don't know what I was thinking.

435
00:17:12,735 --> 00:17:15,003
Okay, well, you know what,

436
00:17:15,104 --> 00:17:16,738
if it's okay with you,

437
00:17:16,763 --> 00:17:18,597
why don't we beat the
traffic, and just...

438
00:17:18,774 --> 00:17:21,342
just head home, 'cause
I gotta be honest, I'm...

439
00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:24,088
I'm feeling awfully tired, actually.

440
00:17:24,113 --> 00:17:26,514
Mr. Rose, I know how
important this is to you.

441
00:17:26,539 --> 00:17:29,408
Oh Stevie, we got what we came for.

442
00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:31,829
Well, we didn't actually
get it, they took it back.

443
00:17:31,854 --> 00:17:33,597
I mean, what kind of
cheap-ass award show

444
00:17:33,622 --> 00:17:35,008
takes back an award?!

445
00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:37,268
Mr. Rose, I don't think
I can go back out there.

446
00:17:37,627 --> 00:17:39,436
Well, tell you what, you stay here,

447
00:17:39,461 --> 00:17:41,529
I'll grab your bag, and maybe...

448
00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,164
a few shrimp for the road?

449
00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:44,909
Yeah, thanks.

450
00:17:51,064 --> 00:17:53,165
I don't regret what I did.

451
00:17:53,342 --> 00:17:56,153
Well, look who it is.

452
00:17:56,178 --> 00:17:58,989
Ronnie, we want to apologize

453
00:17:59,014 --> 00:18:00,982
for the miscommunication this afternoon.

454
00:18:01,007 --> 00:18:02,174
We?

455
00:18:02,199 --> 00:18:03,533
What's that?

456
00:18:03,786 --> 00:18:07,073
This is just a, an expression
of our continued appreciation.

457
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,101
I don't see any of that
blue cheese in here.

458
00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:13,037
David, did you put
any of the blue cheese

459
00:18:13,062 --> 00:18:14,329
in there for Ronnie?

460
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,106
That cheese was very expensive.

461
00:18:16,131 --> 00:18:18,066
We'd be happy to run some over.

462
00:18:18,091 --> 00:18:22,060
So what would be the
update on the tiles, then?

463
00:18:22,238 --> 00:18:24,065
Funny you should ask.

464
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,975
I was just heading out to run them over.

465
00:18:27,076 --> 00:18:28,276
- Ah!
- Hmm.

466
00:18:28,301 --> 00:18:30,021
So I wonder if you still
need the basket, then.

467
00:18:30,045 --> 00:18:31,779
Oh, I still need the basket.

468
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,425
So uh, does this mean
that the whole project

469
00:18:33,449 --> 00:18:34,949
could be wrapped up then, by tonight?

470
00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:37,919
Did I just say that I
was heading out right now?

471
00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:40,021
- Yes, she did!
- She did, great.

472
00:18:40,046 --> 00:18:41,832
Uh so, should we just jump in with you?

473
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:43,601
I don't think so.

474
00:18:43,626 --> 00:18:45,460
What about just me then, Ronnie?

475
00:18:49,098 --> 00:18:50,598
This went well...

476
00:18:50,699 --> 00:18:52,133
I think. Yeah.

477
00:19:14,497 --> 00:19:15,964
Well, hello, you!

478
00:19:16,065 --> 00:19:17,933
Mrs. Rose, what are you doing here?

479
00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:21,270
I thought you and I might
celebrate your big award!

480
00:19:21,371 --> 00:19:22,771
Come in.

481
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,742
Oh, thank you.

482
00:19:27,777 --> 00:19:31,606
And I was made aware
there was a loss, as well.

483
00:19:32,382 --> 00:19:34,068
Yeah.

484
00:19:34,093 --> 00:19:36,194
Turns out, someone who's
been working the front desk

485
00:19:36,219 --> 00:19:39,286
of a motel her whole life
isn't exactly a turn-on.

486
00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:42,658
I was speaking of his loss.

487
00:19:42,835 --> 00:19:45,537
Stevie, underneath the
brambly tartan blousant

488
00:19:45,562 --> 00:19:47,429
is a chrysalis,

489
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:50,256
just bursting with potential.

490
00:19:50,433 --> 00:19:54,288
Well, I'm glad somebody thinks so.

491
00:19:54,313 --> 00:19:57,048
Yes, perhaps she just needs a...

492
00:19:57,073 --> 00:19:59,567
bit of a shock to her daily routine.

493
00:20:00,352 --> 00:20:02,487
That's kind of what I
was going for, Mrs. Rose.

494
00:20:02,512 --> 00:20:04,423
Well, the kind of shock
I'm referring to, Stevie,

495
00:20:04,447 --> 00:20:06,882
will not come in the form of a man.

496
00:20:09,052 --> 00:20:10,352
What is this?

497
00:20:10,453 --> 00:20:12,721
Oh, just a gift that once jolted me out

498
00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:15,081
of my little Podunk routine.

499
00:20:16,435 --> 00:20:17,936
Me, in front of people?

500
00:20:17,961 --> 00:20:20,028
I am not an actor.

501
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,288
And neither is the lead in the play.

502
00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:26,144
She's simply a headstrong young woman,

503
00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:28,246
who's been knocked about a few times,

504
00:20:28,271 --> 00:20:31,974
and... looking to make
the most of herself.

505
00:20:32,152 --> 00:20:34,486
Did Mr. Rose put you up to this?

506
00:20:34,511 --> 00:20:36,979
No, this inspired
piece of stunt-casting

507
00:20:37,004 --> 00:20:39,114
was an idea all my own.

508
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:42,784
And we can't find anyone else.

509
00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:46,264
- Thank you...
- You're welcome.

510
00:20:46,289 --> 00:20:47,823
I should've led with this.

511
00:20:47,848 --> 00:20:49,515
Please tell me you can sing.

512
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,703
I sing in the car.

513
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,161
Good enough.

514
00:20:53,263 --> 00:20:55,397
Okay. Peruse.

515
00:20:55,498 --> 00:20:56,732
At your leisure.

516
00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:58,901
Okay.

517
00:20:59,002 --> 00:21:01,221
Oh, I see you've opened
a bottle of wine already,

518
00:21:01,246 --> 00:21:03,948
I won't burden you with another.

519
00:21:03,973 --> 00:21:05,474
Bye.

520
00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:06,231
Bye.

521
00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:24,924
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