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Is today the baseball day?

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Today was supposed to
be the baseball day, yes.

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- The finale?
- Championship.

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Same thing.

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What time did you need me to show up

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to watch you play the baseball?

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Well, as of right now, there
you might not be anything

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- for you to watch.
- Oh?

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Gwen dropped out.

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Apparently she has to go see

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a friend she met on the internet, so...

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we are missing a right fielder.

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Can you play both parts?

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Positions. And, no.
That's the whole problem.

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We will forfeit the game

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if we can't come up with a ninth player.

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Well on the upside, there
is an Isabelle Huppert

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double feature playing
at the Elmdale Art House.

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David, I can't bail on the game,

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I just have to find a ninth player.

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Okay, well, good luck. It
sounds a bit last minute.

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You know, they don't
even have to do anything,

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they pretty much just stand there.

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Have you asked Ronnie?

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Uh, she is on the other team,

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and I'm pretty sure she hates me

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after the bathroom incident.

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Oh, I forgot about that.

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Hey, you know what, David,
since you were already

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planning on being
there, maybe-maybe you...

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Absolutely not!

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- Just two hours of your life.
- No, no, no, no, no, no!

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- We just need a body!
- Then go to the morgue.

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I will cover you if
any flies come your way.

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I have a spray for that.

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And you know my stance on team sports.

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I do. Given today's political climate,

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we don't need to divide
ourselves any more

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- than we already have.
- Correct.

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Have I mentioned to you
that there will be a...

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barbecue after?

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I have a couple questions.

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How many of the questions
are about the barbecue?

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Most of them.

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Like, how soon after
the game is the barbecue,

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and will the players get to eat first,

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and if so, who's enforcing that rule?

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- I love you, David.
- Okay. I...

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- you say that now, but...
- Mm... muah!

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I don't do well with running.

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All right.

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Ronnie, I don't know
what the big deal is!

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Nobody's gonna even notice
that Stevie's not at the game.

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That's not the problem, Roland.

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I gotta be honest, sometimes
I don't even notice her

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when she's standing
right in front of me.

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Roland, the rules say that we can't play

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if we don't have nine players!

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And I can't stomach the
thought of Patrick's team

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winning by default; the
man looks like a thumb!

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Ooh, Ronnie!

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I'm gonna need you to pour a
little of that picante sauce

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on the game today.

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Because my bookie,
Lorenzo, gave me great odds

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on us taking this.

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There is not going to be a game

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- if we don't have a full team!
- Um, excuse me?

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I used to play a little ball in my day.

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I was the star left
fielder from my school team.

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You played college ball?

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No, Hebrew school.

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There were seven of us, surprisingly,

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not a big turn-out, but uh,

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the Flying Latkes ended
up in fourth place.

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Johnny, I think some things have changed

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since played ball, okay?

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For one thing, the war is over. Ohhh!

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Well, excuse me, I
thought you were in a bind,

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and needed a player, but uh,

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forget it, I'm taking my offer back.

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Roland, he's our only option.

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No, he's not!

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Joce has a CPR dummy
that we can just throw

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- out into left field.
- Roland!

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- We're going with Johnny!
- Ah, boy.

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Great! And just so you know,

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I had a pretty strong
arm in the outfield.

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The Rabbi used to call me "Popeye".

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Okay... I am gonna give Lorenzo a call,

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and change my bet.

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I'm gonna put everything
I got on the other team.

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Hi Honey, is your Daddy home?

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This is so exciting!

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I've never been in a musical before.

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Although I did have a cousin
who was in "Riverdance"

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until she got trampled.

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Yeah, um, I was one of the
original Pussycat Dolls,

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But I only lasted like, two weeks.

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Because apparently, I'm "too pretty".

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This is gonna be such a fun day!

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Hey, Twyla!

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What about you, Stevie?

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I didn't even know that
you wanted to be an actor.

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- I don't.
- Fine, "artist".

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I've been dreading this rehearsal

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for the past two days.

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Okay, as star of the show,

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you might wanna set like, a
different tone for everyone.

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I think this is a huge mistake.

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You're not wrong.

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There has been a lot
of confusion as to why

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I'm not the star of the
show, but fair is fair.

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You earned it.
- No, I didn't.

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I didn't audition.

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I don't like attention.

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I can't think of anything worse

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than standing on a stage

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in front of a room full of people.

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Okay, Stevie, I think
you just need to chill.

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If this is anything like my first day

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with the Pussycat Dolls,

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it'll be a couple of hours of Kegels,

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and then an afternoon
of cheeky Bellinis.

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It's just a lot of pressure.

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Don't even worry about it.

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I got your back today, girl.

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Just like Nicole Scherzinger did for me.

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Willkommen and bienvenue,

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welcome, you... to "Cabaret!"

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Not now, not yet.

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Okay, mhmm.

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I'm sure this will come
as a shock to all of you,

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but this production will
mark my directorial debut!

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Mmm...

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Oh.

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Missing cues already.

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No, I'm-I'm simply here to inspire.

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And instruct, and bring
out the very best in you.

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And I want to start the
day with my lupanarian

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Kit Kat Girls!

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We've also included anyone
who's requested extra

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rehearsal time to work
on their dance moves.

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I just wanna limber up.

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There's some pretty
tricky footwork, so...

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First, everyone, please,
direct your gaze...

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to the beating heart of our show,

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our Sally Bowles, Miss Stevie...

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- Budd.
- Budd!

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You're wondering, are
we really going to lay

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this colossal enterprise
upon her tiny shoulders?

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Yes! I'm a 100% confident

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that you will all soon see what I hope

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I believe I may be
seeing in you, Stevie.

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Thank you.

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As long as you're up, why
don't we jump right in?

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You can help me lead the first exercise.

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Uh, I thought this more of a
meet and greet kind of thing.

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It's the afternoon upon which

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your bodies will meet and greet...

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the boards.

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Okay, this is called...

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"Monster on my Back."

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Oh, fuck.

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Wow...

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Okay, just so you're aware,

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I had a very cute,

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"my boyfriend's on the
baseball team" spectator look

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prepared for today,

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and now I'm wearing tap shoes.

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They're called cleats, and
I think you look very cute.

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That's a given.

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This just isn't how I pictured

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being a placeholder rolling out.

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Here. I thought we could head outside,

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maybe throw the ball
around a little bit?

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This glove is brown. My shoes are black.

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What exactly are we doing here?

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- We're gonna practice?
- Practice what?!

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You told me I was
just a body in a field!

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- Hey, Patrick.
- Hey, Mr. Rose.

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- Whoa!
- What are you doing?!

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Well, what are you doing?

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Patrick's forcing me to be on his team

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- for the game today.
- Yeah.

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Well, Roland and Ronnie
wanted me to be on their team

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- for the game today.
- Oh my God!

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That's funny, 'cause Ronnie's
been telling me all week

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how stacked her team is!

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So yeah, so this makes sense.

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Oh. Well, David, I'm surprised to see

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you back in a uniform.

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Whoa, I'm sorry, "back" in a uniform?

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Okay, we don't need to get into it.

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He didn't tell you?

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Well, David holds the
Little League record

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for most times hit by a ball.

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That's assuming it wasn't intentional.

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They let me go home early.

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So... where are you putting him?

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Right field.

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Okay, well, I'll try and get everyone

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to pull the ball to the left.

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Well, thank you, Mr. Rose,

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but we're trying to keep morale high.

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David and I are actually
just going outside

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to throw the ball around.
Well, that sounds like fun.

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I think I'll oil up
the glove and join you.

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Ew! Please don't.

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Oh David, don't worry, you'll be great.

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I just wish I'd kept
that helmet I got you.

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Does this come in black?

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You can use mine.

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Once...

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Once.

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Uh no, we've moved on
from the mirror exercise.

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Oh, okay, sorry. Go ahead.

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Once...

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At the motel...

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One word at a time.

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Okay.

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Once...

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Uh sorry, I'm not good at this,

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I'm just not good at this, so.

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Okay, um, maybe someone else
should jump in at this point.

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Excellent idea, Alexis.
Okay, I'll play with Stevie.

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And perhaps we'll get a clearer
idea of what we need here.

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Maybe you could do it
with somebody else though,

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let somebody else try.
First word is a gimme.

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So you may say "once."

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- Once...
- Upon...

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A...

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- Nightmare...
- My...

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- Captor...
- Was...

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Dismembering...

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Okay, does it always get so dark?

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Oh, I'm, I'm just flowing
with your energy, Stevie.

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Which is good, but...

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you may require a little scordatura.

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Why don't I break us up into groups.

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That's a good idea, 'cause it's better

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than what's happening
here. I'm glad you agree.

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- I'll... I'll number us off!
- Um, one, two.

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One, two.

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Two.

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Two... two, two.

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Jocelyn, take group two
for some movement exercises.

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- Mhmm.
- Thank you.

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And you and I will do a
little more one on one.

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Okay, hey!

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Do you think we could maybe
switch parts at this point?

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Um, at this point I
really wouldn't want to.

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But if it makes you feel better,

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I think lunch is soon.

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Um, I'm just wondering when
the Bellinis are coming out?

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Stay strong, babe.

257
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Alexis, we don't need
to exercise our movement?

258
00:09:45,979 --> 00:09:47,107
Come here.

259
00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,125
- You ready?
- Uh, yeah.

260
00:09:56,956 --> 00:09:58,455
Okay, next time, can you make sure

261
00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,681
the ball goes into my
glove? Thanks so much.

262
00:10:00,706 --> 00:10:03,640
It's a ground ball, David.
So in a game situation,

263
00:10:03,665 --> 00:10:05,663
it is possible that
the ball won't be hit

264
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,466
directly into your glove.

265
00:10:07,491 --> 00:10:10,277
How's it going, boys? Do
you mind if I toss a few?

266
00:10:10,302 --> 00:10:11,669
That'd be great, Mr. Rose.
That way I

267
00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,071
won't be the only
one chasing the ball

268
00:10:13,095 --> 00:10:15,028
every time I miss David's glove.

269
00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:16,897
Okay, the last thing I need right now

270
00:10:16,922 --> 00:10:18,676
are two people coaching me on something

271
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:19,880
I didn't wanna do in the first place.

272
00:10:19,905 --> 00:10:21,835
Well, it's more for me, David.

273
00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,570
Popeye's arm isn't what it used to be.

274
00:10:23,595 --> 00:10:25,329
Nobody's gonna call you Popeye.

275
00:10:25,354 --> 00:10:26,686
Look alive, Patrick!

276
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:31,555
Whoa, hold it.

277
00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:33,980
Uh, Johnny?

278
00:10:34,016 --> 00:10:35,449
What are we doing here?

279
00:10:35,584 --> 00:10:36,962
Just tossing the ball around, Roland.

280
00:10:36,986 --> 00:10:39,853
- No big deal.
- Wait, David's your sub?

281
00:10:41,424 --> 00:10:44,291
I thought you told me
that your team was stacked!

282
00:10:44,316 --> 00:10:46,382
- Good to see you too, Ronnie.
- Yeah...

283
00:10:46,407 --> 00:10:47,872
Dave, be honest with me.

284
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,398
Are you just playing to
make your dad look good?

285
00:10:50,423 --> 00:10:53,623
I may have to call
my bookie again, right?

286
00:10:53,648 --> 00:10:56,482
Okay, this is passive harassment.

287
00:10:56,507 --> 00:10:58,538
Anyway, we just stopped
by to say we're having

288
00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:00,874
a little pre-game bevvy
and pep talk at my place

289
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,742
if you want to join us, Johnny.

290
00:11:02,778 --> 00:11:04,122
Well, I think I'll just stick around,

291
00:11:04,146 --> 00:11:06,161
and loosen up a bit, Ronnie.

292
00:11:06,186 --> 00:11:08,059
Johnny, I don't think
it's really ethical for you

293
00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:10,617
to be doing spring
training with the enemy.

294
00:11:10,752 --> 00:11:13,153
He's not the enemy, Roland. He's my son.

295
00:11:13,222 --> 00:11:16,318
There are no sons in baseball!

296
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,429
What?

297
00:11:17,454 --> 00:11:19,938
I'd argue most baseball
players are somebody's son.

298
00:11:19,962 --> 00:11:21,961
- So what does that make me?!
- Ohhhh!

299
00:11:21,997 --> 00:11:23,408
No but, just 'cause
he, he said there's...

300
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:24,665
Yeah, you know what, good luck.

301
00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,099
'Cause you all are gonna need it.

302
00:11:26,124 --> 00:11:27,990
Yeah, I'm looking at you. Roland: Yeah.

303
00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:33,954
Wow, she is really not a fan.

304
00:11:33,979 --> 00:11:35,879
Ohh man, I wanna win this game.

305
00:11:36,155 --> 00:11:38,088
Okay, you told me it
was just for fun, though!

306
00:11:38,113 --> 00:11:39,779
Well, it is for fun, David,

307
00:11:39,781 --> 00:11:42,315
but a little rivalry is part of the fun.

308
00:11:42,340 --> 00:11:44,084
It's like when we used
to play the Catholic kids

309
00:11:44,109 --> 00:11:46,325
from Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow.

310
00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:49,008
The worst school cheer I ever heard.

311
00:11:55,754 --> 00:11:57,321
Blaaah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

312
00:11:57,346 --> 00:11:59,513
Let's be aware!

313
00:11:59,538 --> 00:12:03,154
There are two groups in
the room, voices carry.

314
00:12:03,272 --> 00:12:04,552
Okay.

315
00:12:05,495 --> 00:12:07,328
But this is actually a
good distraction for you.

316
00:12:07,409 --> 00:12:08,553
Because when you're on stage,

317
00:12:08,577 --> 00:12:10,521
you're going to have
to drown it all out.

318
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:14,080
Okay, so let's now focus on the image

319
00:12:14,105 --> 00:12:15,810
you were about to conjure for me.

320
00:12:16,988 --> 00:12:18,481
Okay...

321
00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:21,632
I'm in the Town Hall.

322
00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:24,700
I'm wearing my maroon plaid hoodie.

323
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,144
And I'm feeling...

324
00:12:27,169 --> 00:12:29,035
very uncomfortable.

325
00:12:29,060 --> 00:12:30,992
Hmm, vivid.

326
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,450
Visceral. Excellent, Stevie.

327
00:12:33,635 --> 00:12:36,469
Although the exercise
does ask us to recall

328
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:39,562
a traumatic event in our life.

329
00:12:39,975 --> 00:12:41,842
This sounds almost as
if you're describing

330
00:12:41,867 --> 00:12:44,201
what's happening right now.

331
00:12:44,446 --> 00:12:46,713
- Well, I am.
- Oop!

332
00:12:46,738 --> 00:12:50,039
There's that razor sharp
wit that landed you the role.

333
00:12:50,064 --> 00:12:53,030
Ah, Moira. Group two
is gonna take a fiver.

334
00:12:53,099 --> 00:12:54,965
I have not had this much exercise

335
00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:56,990
since I birthed Roland Jr.

336
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,388
Look at you, Jocelyn!

337
00:12:58,413 --> 00:13:00,860
Pushing your authority
as assistant director

338
00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:02,328
to its limit.

339
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,399
But Stevie and I are still
doing some memory sculpting.

340
00:13:05,401 --> 00:13:07,668
Uh, Mrs. Rose, I think
I could really use

341
00:13:07,693 --> 00:13:10,026
- a five minute break.
- Oh, Stevie.

342
00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:12,872
Okay, but we've chatted
30 seconds already,

343
00:13:12,874 --> 00:13:15,742
so we'll call it a
company four-and-a-half.

344
00:13:15,744 --> 00:13:17,143
Okay.

345
00:13:17,168 --> 00:13:19,234
Okay...

346
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:23,950
- Hey.
- Hey.

347
00:13:24,086 --> 00:13:25,752
So before I take my five,

348
00:13:25,754 --> 00:13:28,355
which technically won't start
until after this conversation,

349
00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:30,980
I just wanted to have
a conversation with you.

350
00:13:31,005 --> 00:13:32,371
It's about Stevie.

351
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:36,164
Oh Alexis, I can't say
I didn't see this coming.

352
00:13:36,189 --> 00:13:37,955
This must be very difficult for you,

353
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,500
watching one of your
contemporaries step in

354
00:13:40,502 --> 00:13:43,170
as Sally, when you fought
so hard for the role.

355
00:13:43,195 --> 00:13:45,416
Oh my God, no! I read the script,

356
00:13:45,441 --> 00:13:47,974
and never would've been
able to memorize those lines.

357
00:13:47,999 --> 00:13:50,333
May I ask where your concern lies, then?

358
00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:55,091
This is all a little intense.

359
00:13:55,116 --> 00:13:57,618
- Hmm?
- Especially for Stevie.

360
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,508
If anything I'm going easy on her.

361
00:14:00,623 --> 00:14:02,322
You should've seen the conditioning

362
00:14:02,324 --> 00:14:04,057
Rocky put me through.

363
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,992
Our first day consisted of mud runs,

364
00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:08,484
- and sob therapy!
- Okay.

365
00:14:08,509 --> 00:14:10,275
Well, she's not you,

366
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:13,710
and I think she's actually
regretting signing up for this.

367
00:14:13,735 --> 00:14:15,669
And feels like it was a big mistake.

368
00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:18,471
Really? What gave you that impression?

369
00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:21,541
Because she told me that she
regrets signing up for this,

370
00:14:21,566 --> 00:14:23,520
and feels like it was a big mistake.

371
00:14:23,545 --> 00:14:25,223
That kind of attitude's
not going to get her

372
00:14:25,247 --> 00:14:26,380
very far as an actress.

373
00:14:26,405 --> 00:14:28,871
Well, she's clearly not an actress.

374
00:14:29,165 --> 00:14:32,162
You told us this morning
that you were here to inspire,

375
00:14:32,187 --> 00:14:34,488
instruct, and bring out
the best in all of us.

376
00:14:34,513 --> 00:14:37,692
If only we needed to fill
the role of a Dictaphone!

377
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,078
- I'm just saying.
- And your point is made.

378
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,505
Thank you.

379
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,499
Whatever's left of the five minutes

380
00:14:45,524 --> 00:14:47,114
might do us all some good.

381
00:14:47,743 --> 00:14:49,184
Thank you.

382
00:15:02,748 --> 00:15:04,227
All right now, two away!

383
00:15:04,252 --> 00:15:05,764
All right, players to first and second!

384
00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:08,789
Outfield in a little bit,
two away now, let's go!

385
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:10,457
Okay, I don't know who this is,

386
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:12,092
but can we put him back in the box?

387
00:15:12,117 --> 00:15:13,989
David, keep your glove up!

388
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,914
Protect your face!

389
00:15:15,939 --> 00:15:18,439
Hey, Johnny! No coaching.

390
00:15:18,678 --> 00:15:20,611
Always be ready!

391
00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:21,715
Ugh!

392
00:15:21,747 --> 00:15:23,458
Johnny, why don't you
just put on a little apron,

393
00:15:23,483 --> 00:15:25,892
and serve them the win
on a silver platter?!

394
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:27,917
I'm just helping out my son, Roland.

395
00:15:27,953 --> 00:15:30,987
The kid has no idea what he's doing!

396
00:15:30,989 --> 00:15:32,645
I can hear you!

397
00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:36,403
Okay, uh, Ronnie, hit
one out to right field.

398
00:15:36,428 --> 00:15:38,128
There's basically nobody out there,

399
00:15:38,153 --> 00:15:40,587
Nobody's gonna catch it, go ahead.

400
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,622
You got this, you got it!

401
00:15:52,478 --> 00:15:54,344
- Ohhh!
- You can do it, David!

402
00:15:54,346 --> 00:15:55,706
Get out of the way, David!

403
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:58,415
It's okay, David, I got it.

404
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,417
Hey, you know what?! It's not okay.

405
00:16:00,552 --> 00:16:01,617
I'm doing you the favour,

406
00:16:01,653 --> 00:16:03,972
you told me I was
just a body in a field,

407
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,066
not a body that had to catch things,

408
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,890
flying very fast in the air!

409
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,893
So...

410
00:16:09,918 --> 00:16:11,317
I'm out!

411
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,644
Well, actually, David, uh, Ronnie's out,

412
00:16:13,669 --> 00:16:16,063
and the inning's over, and technically,
you're walking in the right direction.

413
00:16:16,088 --> 00:16:18,248
Well, that's good for you,
then, please get my glove.

414
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:23,049
- Knock, knock!
- Team?

415
00:16:23,074 --> 00:16:25,169
Um, a firefighter with back pain?

416
00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:28,200
No, try again.

417
00:16:29,248 --> 00:16:32,259
Knock, knock!

418
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:35,284
A vacuum salesman? I don't know.

419
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,975
Bob, try to communicate
what's written on the paper.

420
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,634
Is-is there a bell I could ring?

421
00:16:40,659 --> 00:16:43,326
You know, I don't, I
don't wanna be rude,

422
00:16:43,395 --> 00:16:46,387
but uh, they could be having dinner.

423
00:16:48,969 --> 00:16:51,578
Um, you know, just keep
knocking until someone

424
00:16:51,603 --> 00:16:53,958
guesses what, or who you are.

425
00:16:54,339 --> 00:16:55,880
Help me out here.

426
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,151
Knock, knock.

427
00:16:58,176 --> 00:17:00,576
Yes, let's you and I sit
this one out, shall we?

428
00:17:00,623 --> 00:17:02,623
End things on a lighter note.

429
00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:05,081
It is called a "play", not a "work".

430
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:06,723
Someone caught in the rain!

431
00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:09,863
Um, Mrs. Rose?

432
00:17:09,888 --> 00:17:11,120
I've been thinking...

433
00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:12,522
Oh, that's your first mistake.

434
00:17:12,555 --> 00:17:16,289
Don't think, Stevie,
just trust your instincts.

435
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:20,745
Okay... well, my
instincts are telling me

436
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:22,799
that I'm in over my head.

437
00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:25,101
See, deciphering which
instincts to trust

438
00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:27,193
that's the real skill.

439
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,650
You're feeling overwhelmed.

440
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:32,075
After some quiet reflection,

441
00:17:32,121 --> 00:17:34,421
it occurred to me that
this morning's exercises

442
00:17:34,446 --> 00:17:37,046
might've been a bit advanced.

443
00:17:37,192 --> 00:17:39,759
Please remember, this
is all new to me as well.

444
00:17:39,784 --> 00:17:42,351
Ooh! A guy that works
with animals, but not a vet...

445
00:17:42,431 --> 00:17:45,165
We're in this together.

446
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,523
Okay...

447
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:48,858
Might I share with you an
anecdote about my director...

448
00:17:48,883 --> 00:17:51,253
- A man with amnesia!
- Yes!

449
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,816
Well, he may have a
story or two about that

450
00:17:52,841 --> 00:17:54,174
from his later years.

451
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,665
No, sorry, I mean, the game.

452
00:17:55,711 --> 00:17:57,744
It-he's a man with amnesia!

453
00:17:57,769 --> 00:18:02,249
Yes! Oh, I'm so glad
somebody figured it out!

454
00:18:02,274 --> 00:18:05,408
Oh, I actually forgot what
I was supposed to do up here!

455
00:18:05,444 --> 00:18:07,697
Ohh!

456
00:18:07,722 --> 00:18:09,221
You know that you have to come up

457
00:18:09,246 --> 00:18:11,446
and play the game now, right?

458
00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:14,243
I think I can handle that.

459
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,479
- Ohhh...
- Thanks.

460
00:18:28,743 --> 00:18:30,477
Vampire person!

461
00:18:30,502 --> 00:18:32,602
Oh! Ghost! Ghost girl!

462
00:18:32,749 --> 00:18:34,214
Hemophiliac!

463
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,839
Woman with amnesia!

464
00:18:35,841 --> 00:18:37,247
No!

465
00:18:38,443 --> 00:18:40,801
Hey! Patrick.

466
00:18:41,524 --> 00:18:43,090
I don't mean to put any pressure on you,

467
00:18:43,115 --> 00:18:45,925
but you do realize that
it's the bottom of the ninth,

468
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,731
two out, bases are loaded,

469
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:49,533
and the game's on the line, right?

470
00:18:49,569 --> 00:18:51,268
Yeah, I realize that, thank you, Ronnie.

471
00:18:51,293 --> 00:18:52,992
So, who's up?

472
00:18:53,017 --> 00:18:54,297
Oh, I think you know who's up.

473
00:18:56,342 --> 00:18:57,808
The barbecue guy wasn't ready,

474
00:18:57,844 --> 00:18:59,110
but he gave me some chips.

475
00:18:59,135 --> 00:19:00,935
Okay David, you're up, but
I'm gonna talk to the ump

476
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,727
and see if we can pinch hit for you.

477
00:19:02,752 --> 00:19:04,551
Why? It's the only
part of this stupid game

478
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:06,343
that I'm actually good at.

479
00:19:06,368 --> 00:19:08,401
Well, you struck out three times, so...

480
00:19:08,426 --> 00:19:11,032
I tipped it that one time,
you even admitted that!

481
00:19:11,057 --> 00:19:13,403
No, that's true, and that
was a-that was a great tip.

482
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,800
It's just that we're trying to win here.

483
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,429
Hey! Hey! Do we have a batter, or what?!

484
00:19:18,465 --> 00:19:20,097
- What's going on?
- Yeah, I'm doing it.

485
00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:22,767
- I'm doing the batting.
- Ohhh, okay, great!

486
00:19:22,769 --> 00:19:24,340
- All right!
- Okay.

487
00:19:24,365 --> 00:19:26,630
Easy out everyone, easy out!

488
00:19:28,397 --> 00:19:30,796
Fire up the grill, we'll be
there in a couple of seconds!

489
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,620
Okay, everyone shut up!

490
00:19:32,645 --> 00:19:34,445
Ronnie, throw the thing.

491
00:19:38,964 --> 00:19:41,106
Unh!

492
00:19:41,131 --> 00:19:43,114
Oh my God! Run, David, run!

493
00:19:43,139 --> 00:19:45,734
- Way to go, son!
- All right, David!

494
00:19:45,759 --> 00:19:47,592
Johnny! Get the ball!

495
00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:49,438
This is it!
Go, David! Drop the bat!

496
00:19:49,462 --> 00:19:51,662
What are you waiting for, Johnny?

497
00:19:51,664 --> 00:19:52,997
Come on, he's going home!

498
00:19:53,022 --> 00:19:54,788
All the way, David! All the way!

499
00:19:54,934 --> 00:19:56,567
Aaaah!

500
00:19:56,636 --> 00:19:59,069
- Safe!
- Yeaaaaah!

501
00:19:59,105 --> 00:20:01,539
- Are you okay?
- Did I do it?

502
00:20:01,564 --> 00:20:03,020
You did it.

503
00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:05,143
You did it!

504
00:20:05,168 --> 00:20:08,035
Wooo!

505
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:09,726
Woo!

506
00:20:11,718 --> 00:20:13,818
David Rose, hit the ball!

507
00:20:15,978 --> 00:20:17,845
Ohhh!

508
00:20:17,957 --> 00:20:20,758
- Wooooo!
- Woo! That's my boy!

509
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:29,500
You know, Johnny, the
next time I need a sub,

510
00:20:29,502 --> 00:20:33,193
remind me to ask the blind
goat over at Mrs. Divine's farm.

511
00:20:33,218 --> 00:20:35,092
It's just a game, Roland.

512
00:20:35,117 --> 00:20:37,551
Popeye smokes his son
square in the back.

513
00:20:37,722 --> 00:20:39,722
It was a quick recovery, Ronnie,

514
00:20:39,747 --> 00:20:41,079
but thanks for
the play-by-play.

515
00:20:41,104 --> 00:20:43,771
Well, luckily for me, I had a side bet

516
00:20:43,796 --> 00:20:46,429
on whether Johnny would throw
the game in his kid's favour.

517
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,054
I consider it a split.

518
00:20:48,802 --> 00:20:50,565
When you get hit in
the back playing a game

519
00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:52,301
you never wanted to
play in the first place,

520
00:20:52,325 --> 00:20:53,537
does that make you the VIP?

521
00:20:53,562 --> 00:20:55,770
The MVP, and uh, no,
we're not doing that.

522
00:20:55,795 --> 00:20:57,661
Okay, what if we were doing it, though?

523
00:20:57,686 --> 00:20:59,201
Well then, you would
definitely be the VIP.

524
00:20:59,226 --> 00:21:00,127
Okay.

525
00:21:00,152 --> 00:21:02,982
Listen, I'm sorry if
this game sorta unleashed

526
00:21:03,007 --> 00:21:04,406
my competitive side.

527
00:21:04,412 --> 00:21:06,222
Yeah, we really don't
need to meet him again.

528
00:21:06,246 --> 00:21:07,624
But, you know, part of me wonders,

529
00:21:07,648 --> 00:21:09,381
would you have hit a home run

530
00:21:09,406 --> 00:21:11,293
if I hadn't lit that fire in you?

531
00:21:11,318 --> 00:21:13,318
Because I have never
seen you run like that.

532
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:15,587
Yeah, it was mainly because
I was smelling the barbeque.

533
00:21:15,589 --> 00:21:17,990
- Ah.
- Up. Higher.

534
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:19,951
- Okay.
- Thank you.

535
00:21:19,975 --> 00:21:24,975
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