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I don't know why I'm
feeling this like deep,

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aching sense of dread.

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David, I'm more than capable
of looking after your store

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while you and Stevie
work the flea market.

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Why did Patrick have
to book today of all days

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for his tax seminar?

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Like who voluntarily
goes to a tax seminar?

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Maybe the kinds of people who
want to keep their businesses?

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Okay, hi.

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You are literally only
here to receive a package.

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So I cannot have you
distracted your phone...

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unless there's an emergency.
And then immediately call...

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Call Patrick. I know!

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No! Patrick is at the tax seminar!

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Are you hearing anything I'm saying?!

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Yes. Stay off your phone.
Wait for the delivery man

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to drop off whatever. You can trust me.

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Okay, can I?

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Because the last time I left
you in charge of something...

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Ugh! This is about
those stupid Tamagotchi?

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- Actually it is.
- Okay guys...

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You left me with six of them, David.

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Taking care of that many
is like a full-time job!

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I left you with six adult
Tamagotchis in perfect health!

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And by the time I came
home, they were all dead.

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You have to like actively murder them

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- in order for that to happen!
- Okay, David,

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um, as much as I love carrying
out all these boxes by myself,

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I think she's going to be okay,

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so maybe you could give me a hand?

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How did David con
you into this anyway?

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It gives me an excuse to
take a break from rehearsals

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with your mom for a day?

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Um, last night she texted me at 3 A.M.

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and all it said was "leggings."

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- Hmm...
- We have to go.

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Um, you're welcome,
by the way, David.

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Who knows, maybe after today

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you'll finally stop
talking about... Tamagotchi.

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Unlikely... murderer.

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Unfortunately for everyone, John,

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Stevie turned out to be quite the find.

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She'll need a lot of
direction obviously, but...

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you know, ballet intensive,

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perhaps some mittens
to curb the nail biting.

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Moira, I love the
way you pour yourself

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into your projects.

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But the whole point of this spa trip

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was to take a breather from cabaret.

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Yes John. I promise to
enjoy the 60 minutes I'll spend

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having my deepest tissues palpated.

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Then a few sips of cucumber water.

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Factor in five minutes for
you to use the facilities

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and we'll be back home by noon.

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And we're not rushing
through this, Moira.

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We've got an entire day
of treatments ahead of us.

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Today is for slowing down,

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and getting reacquainted
with our bodies.

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Okay, just please give me
a moment to make a decision

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on this chaise lounge.

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Oh, put the phone down, Moira.

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Whatever it is can wait.

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It's for Fraulein Schneider's Salon.

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Do you prefer the olive
suede to the Merlot?

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Similar texture but falls
apart in emotional complexity.

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I can't look right
now, Moira. I'm driving.

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All right. I'll hold it up for you.

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No, Moira, I can't right now.

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It's just a quick glance, John!

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All right, then you
need to hold it straighter.

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That... oh-oh, what was that?

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- A tiny speed bump.
- Speed bump?

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We're in the middle of nowhere.

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Why would there be a speed bump?

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No, I think I, I think I hit an animal.

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Oh, it's the circle of life, John.

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You've just provided
a nice Passover Seder

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for a family of hawks.

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No... ew...

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John,

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don't get too close, dear.

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We can't afford you contracting mange.

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It's a cat, Moira. I hit a cat!

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Well, what kind of ailurophobe

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sends their kitty out to play

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on such a busy stretch of highway?

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It's got a collar!
This is someone's pet.

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There's a farmhouse right there,

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probably belongs to them.

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Or not.

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Okay, so this is really good,

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we just need everything
facing forward. Facing forward.

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Facing forward. See what I'm doing here?

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Okay, like a serial killer?

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David Rose!

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- Oh God!
- Would you look at that?

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If this isn't a full circle moment,

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- then I'm not twice divorced.
- My God, Wendy!

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This must be your wife.

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- No.
- God, no.

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No, no, Wendy, this
is my friend, Stevie.

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Stevie, this is Wendy.

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Wendy used to employ
me at the Blouse Barn.

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I'm so sorry, I don't
mean to jump to conclusions.

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I guess I've got marriage
on the brain again.

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If you can believe it, I'm engaged!

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- Hmm, wow.
- Congratulations.

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Well, you know what
they say about love,

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it's like target practice,

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if you just keep shooting at it...

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Anyway, David, I was hoping you
would have settled down by now!

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Oh, I actually own this
business with my partner.

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Get outta town!

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I know, I am as shocked as you are.

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Well, I guess that
makes us flea buddies.

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I've got my own booth.

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Wow, so we're
reopening the Blouse Barn?

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Oh, no, no, no, just test
driving a new business idea,

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brought to me by my
new partner, Antonio.

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Antonio!

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What are you doing?

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Come over here, so I can show you off!

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Hey.

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Well, Antonio, say hi to everyone.

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- Hi.
- You look very familiar.

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Have I seen you in my store before?

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I don't think so.

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Okay.

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He seems sweet.

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He reminds me a lot of you.

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Well, isn't that a
compliment. For him.

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I better get back and
help Tony set up the booth.

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It was such a treat seeing you, David!

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And you, Karen!

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Karen's a new one.

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I have... definitely seen
that guy in my store before.

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Do you think that
Wendy knows her fiancé

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has been checking out every guy in here?

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She has the worst taste in men.

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At one point, she told me

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she was looking for a Jon Gosselin type.

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Sorry, we're closed.

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Very funny.

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Ugh, I was hoping you
were the delivery guy.

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- Thanks.
- No, I'm just like, so bored.

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Well, I am not the delivery
guy, but I come bearing gifts.

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But I didn't pay for that.

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I know, I got it at the flea market.

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Thank you for the delivery.

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Do you need my signature?

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Oops.

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Oh... wow!

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Uh... um, miss,

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seems that the strap has
fallen off of your shoulder.

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I'd offer to put it back for you,

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but as a delivery guy,

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I don't know if it's my place.

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Oh, how respectful.

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Now, if only you had that
much respect for my time.

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I've been waiting here forever.

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Um, sorry that I'm late...

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my... grandmother passed this morning.

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Ew! Oh my God, Ted!

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Sorry, I wasn't prepared for an improv.

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No, it's fine, it's fine.

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Okay, what else
weren't you prepared for?

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- The... import taxes?
- Hmm...

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Okay, obviously I'm not good at this,

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can we just skip to the good part?

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Yes. Okay.

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So, you and I just
innocently witnessed

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an 18-wheeler barreling down...

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Moira, I'm just gonna
be honest, all right?

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There was an accident, it
was tragic, unavoidable,

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and then we'll be on our way.

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Mm-Kay.

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Can I help you?

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What... beautiful day, isn't it?

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- Crops need rain.
- Yes, yes.

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Oh, as they often do.

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Um... well, we just had
an unfortunate thing...

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My husband struck down
your feline with our car.

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Well, we don't necessarily know

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whether the cat belongs
to this uh, gentleman.

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Well, what did it look like?

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The name on the tags was "Sergio"?

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Well, that was him.

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Oh, these city people
driving too damn fast

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up and down this road.

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No, I-I don't think speed
was-was the thing here.

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No, my husband has what's
called a feather foot.

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Well then, why did you stop?

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We thought it was...
the decent thing to do.

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Um, now that's done,

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and we have a very
pressing engagement so.

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Well, my wife is so right,

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we're running very late right now.

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The Hammam Spas are
notoriously fickle about refunds.

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You're going to the spa?

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Well, that does sound important,

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but since you just
killed my daughter's cat,

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coming inside to break the news to her

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might be a little bit more important.

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Don't you think?

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Hm, John, shall I pick
you up on the way back?

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I know how desperate you were
for me to have my day of detox.

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No! No, Moira!

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I think it's better if
you... come inside with me,

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so we can uh,

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break the news together.

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Okay, this is the last of them,

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unless you wanted me to
bring in the 14 coffee cups

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and 3 empty chip bags that
are also in your back seat?

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Mhmm. David, remember when
you thought Wendy's partner

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had been in your store before?

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He has been in my store before.

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Well, I think I know
why he wasn't being

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so upfront about it.

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Okay, I know what you're gonna say,

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and I also thought that he
was into me for a second,

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but I'm pretty sure
that's just his face.

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No. Look over at their booth,

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and tell me you don't
notice any similarities.

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- What the actual fuck?!
- I know.

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- They've ripped off our entire store.
- Yeah.

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Tulips instead of roses? Woof!

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Similar products. The
labels even look like ours.

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Except, their stuff's half price.

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What?

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Well, we have a very loyal customer base

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who would not be fooled
by some skanky knockoff.

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Okay, Dave, I'm
ready to check out here.

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Roland! What are you doing here?

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You're supposed to be at the motel!

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I'm on my coffee break,
and I ran out of foot cream.

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- Those are 3 for 15, yes?
- These are not from our store.

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Well, what are you talking about?

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I just got 'em off
your table over there.

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That's not our table.

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Well then, why were
you standing there?

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That's not me! And
he's still standing there!

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Okay um, do you want the sale, or not?

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Uh no, you can buy
our superior foot cream

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at a slightly higher price.

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Geez. You were a lot nicer

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when I was talking to you over there.

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How far do you think we'd get

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if we just started running?

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When might we expect
your daughter to show up,

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because we do have a
very busy day ahead of us?

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Well, baby's still sleeping,

253
00:11:12,914 --> 00:11:15,616
but if you wanna go and wake her up,

254
00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:17,842
tell her what happened, by all means.

255
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,816
Where is Bebe's chamber?

256
00:11:22,275 --> 00:11:24,610
Oh, there she is now.

257
00:11:24,635 --> 00:11:26,836
She's either up, or takin' a leak.

258
00:11:27,089 --> 00:11:30,425
Either way, great progress for Bebe.

259
00:11:30,450 --> 00:11:32,281
Here she is.

260
00:11:32,453 --> 00:11:34,787
What's all this?

261
00:11:34,982 --> 00:11:36,683
Who are you?

262
00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:40,648
Uh, hi, Johnny Rose, Baby.

263
00:11:42,607 --> 00:11:44,708
- This is my uh...
- Sergio's dead!

264
00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:46,301
Ugh.

265
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,074
What the hell?

266
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:51,163
Yes, it seems he had taken ill,

267
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,718
and stumbled out on the road poor thing,

268
00:11:53,743 --> 00:11:56,011
presumably to end it all.

269
00:11:56,036 --> 00:11:57,903
And then?

270
00:11:58,219 --> 00:11:59,753
And then we ran over him.

271
00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:14,062
Anyway, this feels like a
very private family moment...

272
00:12:14,438 --> 00:12:17,474
that we're more than willing to share.

273
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,147
That's for you.

274
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,537
Clearly that brand loyalty
you were talking about

275
00:12:31,562 --> 00:12:33,418
is really paying off.

276
00:12:33,443 --> 00:12:36,211
Like to pay you off
to not be here anymore.

277
00:12:37,766 --> 00:12:40,034
Roland, what are
you still doing here?

278
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,660
This will only take a second.

279
00:12:41,837 --> 00:12:44,205
Dave, I don't know if
you remember or not,

280
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,431
but I purchased some foot
cream from you earlier?

281
00:12:46,456 --> 00:12:48,309
That wasn't our foot cream.

282
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,202
Yeah, okay, well
you took my 15 bucks,

283
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,061
and now I'd like a refund,

284
00:12:52,086 --> 00:12:53,797
because I realized I've
used this stuff before,

285
00:12:53,822 --> 00:12:56,557
- and it makes my feet stink.
- Give me that.

286
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,312
Ugh!

287
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,414
It smells like pennies and burps!

288
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,901
Oh yeah! Wait, that
smells exactly like the stuff

289
00:13:04,926 --> 00:13:06,260
we used to use at the motel.

290
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,984
- Ugh.
- Like, exactly.

291
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,365
Wait a second...

292
00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:16,971
That's why!

293
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,530
Gel Time Moist Liquid.

294
00:13:18,555 --> 00:13:21,545
Contains 100% moist liquid.

295
00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:24,013
- Uh
- oh, Davey got busted!

296
00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:25,904
Okay, this is not our product, Roland!

297
00:13:25,929 --> 00:13:28,974
Anyone who sells counterfeit
luxury beauty products

298
00:13:28,999 --> 00:13:30,639
is clearly a sociopath.

299
00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:33,151
Dave, I don't wanna tell
you how to run your business,

300
00:13:33,176 --> 00:13:36,487
but 3 or 15 dollars for
Gel Time is a total rip-off.

301
00:13:36,512 --> 00:13:39,424
I mean, pharmacies hand those
out for free on Halloween.

302
00:13:39,449 --> 00:13:41,683
David, you have to talk to Wendy.

303
00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:43,019
Okay, what am I gonna tell her?

304
00:13:43,043 --> 00:13:46,365
That her curious life partner,
who looks nothing like me,

305
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,624
is some big old con artist?

306
00:13:50,408 --> 00:13:51,875
$18 for toner?

307
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,221
Why don't you just on some Gel Time?

308
00:13:54,246 --> 00:13:56,547
That stuff will strip
your skin right off.

309
00:13:57,945 --> 00:14:00,013
Ooh.

310
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,848
Whoa! That was...

311
00:14:03,363 --> 00:14:05,631
I know, like are good,
but that was like...

312
00:14:05,656 --> 00:14:07,591
You pulled some new tricks out.

313
00:14:07,705 --> 00:14:08,972
New to you.

314
00:14:09,136 --> 00:14:11,637
Anyway, David should
leave you in charge

315
00:14:11,738 --> 00:14:13,706
of the store more often.

316
00:14:13,731 --> 00:14:16,618
Um... Ted, the door was
unlocked the entire time!

317
00:14:16,643 --> 00:14:18,244
What?

318
00:14:18,421 --> 00:14:20,322
Someone could've
like, walked in on us.

319
00:14:20,347 --> 00:14:22,548
They would've gotten quite the show!

320
00:14:22,711 --> 00:14:27,015
It's very... irresponsible
and dangerous of us.

321
00:14:27,054 --> 00:14:28,921
Well, now we know for next time.

322
00:14:29,022 --> 00:14:31,190
Oh, um, I almost forgot,

323
00:14:31,215 --> 00:14:33,717
I never signed for that parcel.

324
00:14:33,970 --> 00:14:36,405
Uh, I don't think the guy showed up?

325
00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:37,863
No, Ted...

326
00:14:38,964 --> 00:14:43,660
Oh uh... oh, yeah I...
I'd get your signature,

327
00:14:43,685 --> 00:14:47,249
but I guess I left my clipboard

328
00:14:47,274 --> 00:14:49,408
and scanner thing somewhere, so.

329
00:14:49,585 --> 00:14:51,987
Do you think it might
be in David's new bathroom?

330
00:14:52,088 --> 00:14:53,989
Apparently it's just for customers,

331
00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:55,815
but he never lets anyone use it.

332
00:14:55,992 --> 00:14:58,527
I remember now, I definitely
left my scanner thing in there.

333
00:14:58,552 --> 00:15:01,787
- Mhm... let's go
- let's go find your scanner thing.

334
00:15:01,887 --> 00:15:03,599
Can I just request we
actually drop the scanner

335
00:15:03,624 --> 00:15:05,540
thing bit just 'cause
it's kinda throwing me off.

336
00:15:05,565 --> 00:15:06,899
Yeah, okay.

337
00:15:08,795 --> 00:15:10,129
Oh, this is nice!

338
00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:12,431
- Uh
- Oh! Is that a sink?

339
00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:13,866
Oh! A sink it is!

340
00:15:15,626 --> 00:15:17,894
Help me up, babe.

341
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,141
- Oh my God!
- Fuck! Ugh!

342
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:28,223
How are we still trapped
in this Gothic horror show?

343
00:15:28,324 --> 00:15:31,427
You know, I think we've
already missed the seaweed wrap,

344
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,554
and at this rate, it's not
looking good for the salt scrub.

345
00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:38,233
You know, I wish there was
something else we could do here,

346
00:15:38,258 --> 00:15:42,037
but uh, I really feel we've
overstayed our welcome.

347
00:15:42,062 --> 00:15:44,230
Yes, we should really hit the road.

348
00:15:44,255 --> 00:15:46,756
In that big, fancy car of yours?

349
00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:50,354
Oh it's... it's big, but
it's not that fancy.

350
00:15:50,901 --> 00:15:52,304
Listen folks,

351
00:15:52,406 --> 00:15:53,939
we don't want much,

352
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:58,236
but you should cover the
expenses of the funeral.

353
00:15:58,862 --> 00:16:01,230
The funeral... for your cat?

354
00:16:01,581 --> 00:16:03,716
Well, it was Baby's only cat.

355
00:16:03,741 --> 00:16:05,961
Perhaps it's the lack of air,

356
00:16:05,986 --> 00:16:08,120
but I believe I saw three or four cats

357
00:16:08,145 --> 00:16:10,480
running around since
this interrogation began.

358
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,737
It was my only tabby.

359
00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:15,570
Okay, well maybe there's
something we can do.

360
00:16:15,595 --> 00:16:18,230
Does Bebe enjoy the theater?

361
00:16:18,255 --> 00:16:19,656
Hmm?

362
00:16:19,681 --> 00:16:22,481
How about two complimentary,

363
00:16:22,506 --> 00:16:25,803
partially-obstructed
view seats to Cabaret?

364
00:16:25,828 --> 00:16:28,597
No! She likes the Kinky Shoes.

365
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,461
You got tickets to Kinky Shoes?

366
00:16:31,486 --> 00:16:34,521
I believe it's Kinky Boots. And no.

367
00:16:34,546 --> 00:16:38,387
Well, maybe a professional massage

368
00:16:38,412 --> 00:16:41,163
might help ease Baby's pain.

369
00:16:41,188 --> 00:16:43,055
I like massages.

370
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,300
So, now you're
taking Bebe to the spa?

371
00:16:45,745 --> 00:16:48,070
No, I wouldn't be taking her Moira,

372
00:16:48,095 --> 00:16:52,164
but maybe Baby can take
her uh, grandmother.

373
00:16:52,189 --> 00:16:53,757
- I'm her mother!
- Yes, well that...

374
00:16:53,782 --> 00:16:55,477
Yes, you are!

375
00:16:55,502 --> 00:16:59,872
And you are going to adore
the rejuvenating facial peel.

376
00:17:00,059 --> 00:17:02,661
Can I keep the slippers?

377
00:17:04,544 --> 00:17:06,278
This is my favourite after shave.

378
00:17:06,456 --> 00:17:07,456
This is for you.

379
00:17:07,481 --> 00:17:08,981
- Go!
- Okay.

380
00:17:09,082 --> 00:17:12,318
On my feet...

381
00:17:12,343 --> 00:17:14,411
- Hi.
- Wendy, hi!

382
00:17:14,436 --> 00:17:16,665
David! Isn't this great?

383
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:19,058
The two of us, back together!

384
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:22,952
Successful in business!
Successful in love.

385
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:25,698
- Mhmm, totally.
- Quick question for you, Wen...

386
00:17:25,799 --> 00:17:28,487
You know, when Antonio
came to me with this idea,

387
00:17:28,512 --> 00:17:30,746
I wasn't sure there was a market

388
00:17:30,771 --> 00:17:32,471
for another general store.

389
00:17:32,648 --> 00:17:34,282
Everyone is doing them now.

390
00:17:34,307 --> 00:17:36,194
Yeah, I was one of
the first, but I get it.

391
00:17:36,219 --> 00:17:38,320
And they sell all the same stuff.

392
00:17:38,345 --> 00:17:41,181
I'm sure you've noticed a similarity

393
00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:44,526
- between our products and yours.
- Sure did.

394
00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:46,252
Wendy can I speak with you for a moment?

395
00:17:46,277 --> 00:17:47,610
Sure.

396
00:17:48,206 --> 00:17:50,341
Why don't we go over to your booth?

397
00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:52,868
It's so much quieter.

398
00:17:52,893 --> 00:17:54,393
Okay.

399
00:17:55,529 --> 00:17:59,250
Um, I don't wanna be the
one to have to tell you this,

400
00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:01,443
but it's about your fiancé...

401
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,589
You know Brad?

402
00:18:04,405 --> 00:18:07,315
- Who's Brad?
- My fiance.

403
00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:09,675
I thought you and Antonio were...

404
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,701
Oh David...

405
00:18:11,726 --> 00:18:14,328
We're business partners.

406
00:18:14,581 --> 00:18:17,065
Oh! Okay.

407
00:18:17,717 --> 00:18:19,685
Well, that's gonna make
this a little easier.

408
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:22,864
Turns out Antonio is a common criminal.

409
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,149
- What?
- Stevie give me the...

410
00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:27,636
Look at this, please.

411
00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:30,872
100% moist liquid?

412
00:18:31,331 --> 00:18:34,543
Antonio said it was locally sourced.

413
00:18:34,568 --> 00:18:36,854
Sure. If you consider
the dollar store local.

414
00:18:36,879 --> 00:18:38,947
These sell for 99 cents.

415
00:18:38,972 --> 00:18:40,973
Well, he's been charging me way more!

416
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,318
I'm so sorry, you had to hear this.

417
00:18:43,343 --> 00:18:45,244
No, David,

418
00:18:45,421 --> 00:18:46,955
I'm glad you told me.

419
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:49,582
I was gonna go into
business with this person.

420
00:18:50,409 --> 00:18:52,794
And I'm ashamed to say,

421
00:18:52,819 --> 00:18:55,054
in my weaker moments,

422
00:18:55,397 --> 00:18:59,066
I've been tempted to
cheat on poor, sweet Brad.

423
00:19:00,847 --> 00:19:02,027
With Antonio?

424
00:19:02,204 --> 00:19:04,873
Well, obviously you picked up

425
00:19:04,898 --> 00:19:07,322
on the intense heat between us

426
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:10,512
- if you thought we were a couple.
- Yeah.

427
00:19:10,537 --> 00:19:12,004
Wendy, for several reasons

428
00:19:12,029 --> 00:19:14,115
I think you need to
say goodbye to Antonio.

429
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,685
Ugh. How I'm gonna tell Brad.

430
00:19:17,026 --> 00:19:19,654
He and Antonio are roommates.

431
00:19:19,755 --> 00:19:23,024
They share this tiny
one-bedroom together.

432
00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:25,493
And it is so crowded in there,

433
00:19:25,518 --> 00:19:27,720
they had to put the
mirror on the ceiling.

434
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,032
Yeah. Best to shut
all that down, I think.

435
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:33,268
David,

436
00:19:33,559 --> 00:19:36,238
what would I do without you?

437
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,593
I literally don't know, Wendy.

438
00:19:39,651 --> 00:19:42,962
You wanna get high?

439
00:19:42,987 --> 00:19:46,058
- No, but thank you.
- Okay.

440
00:19:51,682 --> 00:19:54,126
Okay. So, the delivery man came in,

441
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,987
used the bathroom,

442
00:19:56,012 --> 00:19:57,980
somehow broke the sink,

443
00:19:58,005 --> 00:20:01,040
and then left without
delivering the package.

444
00:20:02,385 --> 00:20:04,353
That is correct.

445
00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:06,831
I just find it strange that
he would then leave a note

446
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:08,690
saying, "sorry I missed you".

447
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:10,936
Yeah. No...

448
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:12,513
I think he meant, like,
sorry I missed you.

449
00:20:12,538 --> 00:20:14,639
Because I was here the entire time.

450
00:20:14,664 --> 00:20:16,709
And I actually think that he
was like a little bit drunk,

451
00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:19,101
because he knocked over a lot of things.

452
00:20:19,126 --> 00:20:20,627
And you were here for this?

453
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,419
Um, no...

454
00:20:22,748 --> 00:20:25,450
Well, you were here for part of it.

455
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,284
Right. But I got here late...

456
00:20:28,612 --> 00:20:31,056
my grandmother passed away.

457
00:20:31,081 --> 00:20:33,082
- Oh God!
- A few years ago.

458
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,275
And it just been real tough to get over.

459
00:20:35,421 --> 00:20:36,854
Mhmm.

460
00:20:36,879 --> 00:20:38,964
Well, fortunately we had these
security cameras installed,

461
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:41,257
so I guess I'll just show
that to the insurance people?

462
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,715
I don't really know how this works,

463
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,448
Patrick went to that seminar.

464
00:20:44,861 --> 00:20:46,328
Oh. Um...

465
00:20:46,353 --> 00:20:49,808
honestly, I-I don't think
that you wanna do that.

466
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,236
You said that I could trust you.

467
00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:56,481
First, the Tamagotchies, now this!

468
00:20:56,582 --> 00:20:57,940
Get out of my store.

469
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,609
Okay, fine. You can
take the money for the sink

470
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,445
out of what you were
going to pay me for today.

471
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,115
I wasn't planning
on paying you anything.

472
00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:04,640
Get out!

473
00:21:04,881 --> 00:21:06,548
You too. Very disappointed.

474
00:21:06,726 --> 00:21:08,360
And if we're pointing fingers, David,

475
00:21:08,385 --> 00:21:10,853
I've done it on a lot of sinks
and I've never had an issue.

476
00:21:10,954 --> 00:21:12,832
When you say you've done
it on a lot of sinks...

477
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,056
Out!

478
00:21:14,157 --> 00:21:15,891
Hmm.

479
00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:19,167
Ugh! I don't wanna touch this.

480
00:21:19,823 --> 00:21:24,823
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