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Okay so, as we all know,
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I think surprise parties are tacky,
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and far too often organized
by well-intentioned people
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with very bad taste.
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But... Patrick has always wanted one,
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poor thing.
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So I am throwing him a
surprise party... tonight.
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Well David, these
kinds of parties take time,
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and... planning.
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Now, when I planned that
Casablanca-themed party
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for your mother's 40th,
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I had to quarantine
the camels for a month.
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- Mhmm.
- Yeah David,
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this is all feeling very
sketchy and last minute-y.
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I've actually been organizing
this for quite some time,
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I'm just telling you right now
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because I know that none
of you can keep a secret.
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Oh! At 9 a.m. it's a little early
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for character assassination.
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Not one of you knows how
the "Crows" movie ends.
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You told me the day you got home.
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You gave me the script.
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And you were both sworn to secrecy,
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so David is right not to trust you.
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Yeah, this is why I'm
reluctant to tell you
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that there is an extra surprise tonight.
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I invited Patrick's parents.
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Oh my God, David!
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Oh, that is very exciting news, son!
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Meeting the parents!
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That's a big step.
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Yes, things are certainly racing along
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at a dangerously rapid velocity.
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Thank you so much, we're doing great.
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Now, I will only be
throwing one surprise party,
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and one surprise party only.
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So tonight there will be a surprise.
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And there will be tears.
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Even if they're just my own. Okay?
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How did it end again?
Like, a crowmageddon?
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Crowpocalypse.
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But you didn't hear it from me.
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- So...
- Wow.
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This is a really big deal, Johnny.
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I mean, meeting my best friend's son's
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boyfriend's parents
for the very first time,
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I am very touched that you wanted me
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to share this moment with you.
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I asked you to mow the
lawn three times, Roland,
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so you being here is more
your decision than mine.
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- Oh!
- Hello.
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Oh, hi!
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- Hi.
- You must be the Brewers.
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I'm Clint. This is my wife, Marci.
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What a special moment
this is for all of us, huh?
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You must be David's dad.
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Oh, no, no! I do get
that all the time, though.
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It's uh, you know, you've got
David's handsome looks there,
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and then my face.
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Yeah, I'm David's father, Johnny Rose.
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Johnny, it's a pleasure to meet you.
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- Yes, hi.
- Hi.
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Now, Patrick tells me you run the motel.
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More like, runs it into the ground.
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Oh, we do have a lot of
fun around here, don't we?
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We do, sometimes.
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Roland, do you want to
get the room key for them?
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Sure.
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So this is all very exciting.
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I assume we'll see you tonight?
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Oh you definitely will.
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So Patrick has been
keeping us up to date
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about everything he and
David have been doing,
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and I think it's amazing
how far they've come.
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Yes, yes, yes it is.
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But uh, I'll have to admit,
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I've been somewhat of a
skeptic about those two.
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This one isn't as
progressive as the rest of us.
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It's a generational thing with him.
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I was talking about the store, Roland.
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You know, mixing a business relationship
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and a romantic
relationship, well, that's...
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it can get kinda tricky sometimes.
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I-I-I missed the last part
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of what you just said. The uh...
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Oh, well, you were aware
they were in business
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together as well, right?
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We knew that part, yes.
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Really? Because it kind of
seems like the two of you
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just found out some really
shocking information.
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Did I... speak out of turn?
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I-I think we'll just go to the room,
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and get ready for the
big surprise tonight.
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Oh, sure.
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Huh. Correct me if
I'm wrong here, Johnny.
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But it kinda seems like they didn't know
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their son is in a
relationship with David.
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You're looking especially fresh
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and photogenic today, Mother.
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Why thank you, Alexis.
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Perhaps it's my excellent news.
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I found a very promising revenue stream
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to help finance the little
deficit we've accrued
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- on "Cabaret".
- What might that be?
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Well, according to the radio,
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there's a darling little
medical clinic in Elm Grove.
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Where if any one of us,
say, you, or your father,
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participates in a few nugatory tests,
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we could be bringing
in over $200 a week!
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Or, you could make
$2,000 in one afternoon.
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Ugh, which test is this?
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I'm talking about the
soap opera fan convention
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that's happening today.
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I looked at your calendar,
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so I know that you have the day off.
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Working from home.
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I already purchased a booth.
Your name is on the website,
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and I just printed out
all of these headshots
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for you to sign.
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Obviously I will be taking commission.
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Alexis, there's a good reason
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I've avoided these
conventions in the past.
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Showing up, taking
your picture with a...
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motley crew of pale,
dewy-faced salamander people.
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I haven't hit rock bottom quite yet.
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It's a matter of self-worth.
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You did a commercial for adult diapers!
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In Japan!
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In full-face Kabuki makeup!
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Okay. As your acting publicist,
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I'm putting my foot down.
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We're doing this. You need the money,
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and this is how you're gonna get it.
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Look at you.
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- Hmm!
- Very well.
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But there will be a safe
word in case the gaggle
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of asymmetrical faces
gets to be too much.
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Deal. I'll start the car.
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Okay, so I told Patrick
that there's a salmonella
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outbreak at the café,
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so he will not be coming here
until I tell him to tonight.
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Oh. Is it possible you could maybe...
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choose a lie that doesn't make the café
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look like it's in
violation of health codes?
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I think it's a pretty good one.
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David!
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You said you were only
gonna be half an hour.
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Did you run here, Mr. Rose?
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No! Just a pleasant walk.
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Okay, I'm on a site
survey for the party.
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Why, what's going on?
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Well, I-I just checked in
"you know who's" parents.
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What? They're not supposed to be here
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for another 11 minutes!
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Well, nothing to worry about.
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Um, random question for you.
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They're aware that you
and Patrick are uh...
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romantically involved, right?
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Of course they are.
Why wouldn't they be?
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Well, they're definitely aware
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that you're business partners,
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it's just that uh, if I recall,
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at one point Patrick was engaged
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ahem... to a woman, so...
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Okay, what did you say to them?
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Nothing, nothing!
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It's more how they
reacted when I brought up
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the fact that you two were...
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romantically in
business with each other.
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Ew!
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Yeah, they-they looked
a little... shaken.
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- Shaken?
- Well, upset.
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- Upset?!
- David, they know, right?
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Of course they know!
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I wouldn't have asked them
to come here if I didn't think
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they knew we were in a relationship!
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They call the store all the time!
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I mean, what do they think,
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I'm just his business partner?!
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- Possibly.
- I mean, yeah.
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Oh my God! Okay!
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Everybody calm down! Nobody
say a word to anybody!
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- Well, that sounds reasonable.
- What did I just say?!
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A few things to expect.
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Now, the fans will either
want a signed picture,
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a picture and a handshake,
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or a picture either of you, or with you.
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Well, that's reasonable.
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Now, if they ask for
pictures of your feet...
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Hailey, you have been more than helpful.
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If I might have a moment
alone with my daughter?
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Slash publicist, thank you.
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Alexis dear, now is bad
a time as any to tell you.
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There is a dark side
to Mummy's industry,
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and I've tried to protect
you from it your whole life.
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You took me to the Playboy
Mansion when I was seven.
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And you had a wonderful time
in the children's grotto.
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But, this!
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Alexis, you shouldn't have to see this.
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Thespians selling their
autographs for money
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in cheerless convention centers.
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- Mhmm.
- Oh God, no!
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We have to get out of here, Alexis!
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- What's going on?
- That's Gloria Gregson.
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Who's Gloria Gregson?
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Who's Gloria Gregson?!
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She only played Grace
on "Touched With Grace"
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for 37 years.
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The woman has 17 Emmys
for playing a hot-headed
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nurse who healed people
with her sexual touch.
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I can't have her see
me in a place like this!
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- Come on!
- Moira?
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Mmm!
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No, no, it is...
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the Gloria Gregson?
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Oh, darling!
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Well, look at you, you look gorgeous!
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I'm so glad you're here, darling.
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I'm usually the only
marquee name at these things.
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I'm shocked by my presence as well.
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And I am Alexis Rose, Moira's
publicist and daughter.
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Oh! Daughter? More like sister.
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Ew.
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Happy birthday!
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Thank you.
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Flowers are for you;
the pizza's my lunch.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Mm! So, how's the store?
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Thriving. But more
importantly, how are you?
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You gotten some calls from
some family or friends?
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Yeah, I talked to my
parents a little while ago.
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They're on like, a weekend getaway,
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so they couldn't chat long, but...
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Did you tell them about dinner?
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Uh, they were actually just
pulling up to their hotel
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so they had to jump off but...
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Oh. Um, speaking of your parents,
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I've been piecing
together that I don't think
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I ever spoken to them outside of work.
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Is that weird?
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Okay. I'm sure you... I'm sure you have.
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Yeah...
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Like, they know about me, right?
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Of course they know about
you, what do you mean?
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What are you-why?
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Like they know about "us", right?
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Um...
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Okay listen, David.
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I've have been wanting
to tell them about us.
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I really have, I just was
waiting to do it in person,
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and then I didn't go
home for the holidays,
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and then I was feeling
so comfortable with you,
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- and your family.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I-I don't know
why I assumed, um...
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So all this time, your parents
thought they were just...
257
00:10:51,723 --> 00:10:55,107
talking to your...
your business partner?
258
00:10:57,437 --> 00:10:58,870
Okay.
259
00:11:00,742 --> 00:11:02,843
David, I know my
parents are good people,
260
00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,881
I just...
261
00:11:07,906 --> 00:11:09,476
Hmm...
262
00:11:09,855 --> 00:11:12,256
I can't shake this, this fear that...
263
00:11:13,276 --> 00:11:16,579
there is a small chance that
this could change everything.
264
00:11:17,249 --> 00:11:18,768
That they might see me differently,
265
00:11:18,793 --> 00:11:20,160
or treat me differently.
266
00:11:20,185 --> 00:11:22,038
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
267
00:11:22,063 --> 00:11:23,372
But I'm gonna deal with this
268
00:11:23,397 --> 00:11:24,733
as soon as I see them next, okay?
269
00:11:24,758 --> 00:11:28,160
Okay, what you're dealing
with is very personal.
270
00:11:28,342 --> 00:11:31,515
And something you should
only do on your terms.
271
00:11:32,465 --> 00:11:33,632
Okay?
272
00:11:37,578 --> 00:11:39,122
That's why I brought
this couple home one day
273
00:11:39,146 --> 00:11:41,124
in college, and just told
my parents to deal with it.
274
00:11:43,409 --> 00:11:44,994
I'm a take-charge guy, David.
275
00:11:45,019 --> 00:11:46,964
I like to take charge of things
in my life, you know that.
276
00:11:46,989 --> 00:11:48,316
Yep, mhmm.
277
00:11:49,853 --> 00:11:53,569
You're upset. I would be, too.
278
00:11:53,594 --> 00:11:56,329
Yeah. Uh, it's not about that.
279
00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,886
Ahem... heh.
280
00:11:59,911 --> 00:12:01,677
You're gonna laugh yourself
281
00:12:01,702 --> 00:12:03,637
right out of the closet on this one.
282
00:12:03,662 --> 00:12:06,355
You know how you've always
wanted a surprise party?
283
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:09,652
David, I don't think this
is how surprise parties work.
284
00:12:09,677 --> 00:12:11,544
Yeah, I know, it's just...
285
00:12:11,569 --> 00:12:14,879
part of that surprise was inviting...
286
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:18,021
your parents... here.
287
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,472
What?
288
00:12:20,497 --> 00:12:23,323
Yeah. I realize that was a big mistake.
289
00:12:23,348 --> 00:12:25,916
I-I should've talked to you.
290
00:12:30,297 --> 00:12:33,733
I could be just your
business partner tonight.
291
00:12:34,029 --> 00:12:36,670
- If that will help.
- No, David.
292
00:12:36,695 --> 00:12:39,240
I, I can't have you do that.
293
00:12:40,658 --> 00:12:43,092
I owe it to us to tell them.
294
00:12:44,947 --> 00:12:47,215
I want them to know.
295
00:12:48,872 --> 00:12:51,051
Yeah, maybe this whole thing
296
00:12:51,076 --> 00:12:53,243
is a blessing in disguise, huh?
297
00:12:55,835 --> 00:12:58,203
- It's at the café?
- Yeah.
298
00:12:58,228 --> 00:13:00,193
The salmonella was a decoy.
299
00:13:10,778 --> 00:13:11,978
Ooh...
300
00:13:19,483 --> 00:13:22,479
Hi, Mrs. Brewer, Mr. Brewer.
301
00:13:22,504 --> 00:13:24,500
I'm... I'm David Rose.
302
00:13:25,317 --> 00:13:27,618
Oh, David, come in.
303
00:13:27,643 --> 00:13:29,744
Oh, thank you.
304
00:13:29,769 --> 00:13:31,028
Um...
305
00:13:31,053 --> 00:13:32,453
I uh,
306
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,192
I brought you some things from the store
307
00:13:34,217 --> 00:13:36,852
as a welcome present. We
ran out of the body milk,
308
00:13:36,877 --> 00:13:38,345
so I threw in some extra lip balms.
309
00:13:38,370 --> 00:13:40,738
Thank you, David.
310
00:13:40,763 --> 00:13:43,398
I just wanted to come here and apologize
311
00:13:43,562 --> 00:13:46,264
for a very unfortunate miscommunication.
312
00:13:46,289 --> 00:13:48,696
So you're not in a
relationship with our son?
313
00:13:48,798 --> 00:13:50,198
- Oh, no. I very much am.
- Oh.
314
00:13:50,299 --> 00:13:52,839
Um, I was talking more
about how you found out.
315
00:13:53,673 --> 00:13:55,841
Was it something we did, David?
316
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,134
- I'm sorry?
- Honey, stop!
317
00:13:58,159 --> 00:13:59,893
No, I wanna ask.
318
00:13:59,918 --> 00:14:01,753
Do you think if we'd
done things differently,
319
00:14:01,777 --> 00:14:03,488
- that Patrick would still be...
- I understand that this news
320
00:14:03,512 --> 00:14:05,980
can come as a shock... to some people.
321
00:14:06,005 --> 00:14:08,906
But he is still the same person,
322
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,808
and it's his birthday, and he...
323
00:14:10,886 --> 00:14:14,155
David, we're not upset
about Patrick being gay.
324
00:14:14,256 --> 00:14:15,590
No.
325
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,568
Oh my God, okay!
326
00:14:17,593 --> 00:14:19,660
For a minute I thought this
was gonna get very dark.
327
00:14:19,685 --> 00:14:21,386
Ahem!
328
00:14:21,769 --> 00:14:23,241
The thought that Patrick
was feeling like he couldn't
329
00:14:23,265 --> 00:14:24,765
come and talk to us about this.
330
00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:27,335
Is it because we were
so close with Rachel?
331
00:14:30,331 --> 00:14:32,273
- Hi.
- David.
332
00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:34,585
Oh, hi.
333
00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:36,939
Hi, Clint, Marci.
334
00:14:36,964 --> 00:14:39,413
I see you've met my son.
335
00:14:39,515 --> 00:14:42,283
How are you, David? Happy, I hope.
336
00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:43,760
Uh, 'cause at the end of the day,
337
00:14:43,785 --> 00:14:45,586
that-that's all that matters, isn't it?
338
00:14:45,611 --> 00:14:46,945
Dad, it's fine.
339
00:14:47,114 --> 00:14:50,479
They, they are fine
with Patrick being gay.
340
00:14:51,229 --> 00:14:53,385
Oh. Oh, good.
341
00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:56,378
Good, then no one really has to feel bad
342
00:14:56,403 --> 00:14:59,171
about how this information
came out, then, huh?
343
00:14:59,425 --> 00:15:00,992
So what do we do now?
344
00:15:01,093 --> 00:15:02,260
Not go to the party?
345
00:15:02,285 --> 00:15:03,696
I don't want to make him uncomfortable.
346
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,522
No, no, no, we are
all going to the party.
347
00:15:06,623 --> 00:15:09,658
Patrick is planning
on telling you tonight.
348
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,571
So I think the best birthday
gift we could give him
349
00:15:11,595 --> 00:15:13,429
at this point is to just...
350
00:15:13,606 --> 00:15:15,674
keep him in the closet until then.
351
00:15:15,775 --> 00:15:17,209
I know that came out wrong,
352
00:15:17,234 --> 00:15:19,301
but we all understand
what I'm saying, right?
353
00:15:19,478 --> 00:15:20,645
Okay.
354
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,004
- Okay.
- Yeah.
355
00:15:23,073 --> 00:15:24,306
Whew!
356
00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:28,511
As actresses we have to do
whatever it takes to survive.
357
00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:31,123
Which is why I'm on
the convention circuit.
358
00:15:31,148 --> 00:15:32,882
I do dozens a year.
359
00:15:33,059 --> 00:15:34,926
I still can't quite believe that.
360
00:15:34,951 --> 00:15:37,052
Well, can you believe
that because of them,
361
00:15:37,077 --> 00:15:39,598
I have a vineyard in
the south of France?
362
00:15:39,699 --> 00:15:41,733
You may have tried my wine,
363
00:15:41,758 --> 00:15:43,259
"Touched With Grapes."
364
00:15:43,436 --> 00:15:46,538
- Oh my God, that's your wine?
- Yes.
365
00:15:46,563 --> 00:15:48,097
We used to use that for sangria,
366
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,199
because it was like, so cheap, and...
367
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,967
so good.
368
00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:55,805
So the fiscal sweetener
negates any discomfiture
369
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,984
one might feel exploiting
their extremities
370
00:15:59,009 --> 00:16:00,743
for a $20 bill?
371
00:16:00,844 --> 00:16:03,179
$20?! I charge $50.
372
00:16:03,204 --> 00:16:05,657
And just in case, I
wear open-toed sandals.
373
00:16:05,682 --> 00:16:07,683
Darling, I used to spend my entire time
374
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:09,261
chasing after parts,
375
00:16:09,286 --> 00:16:10,905
worrying about what
people thought of me.
376
00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:13,965
It was exhausting! But no more.
377
00:16:14,838 --> 00:16:17,639
These conventions are a godsend.
378
00:16:17,664 --> 00:16:21,334
There is a freedom in letting go, Moira.
379
00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:27,002
Okay Alexis, let's do this
before I change my mind.
380
00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:28,370
- Are you sure?
- Mhmm.
381
00:16:28,471 --> 00:16:30,283
I don't want you to feel
like I'm pressuring you
382
00:16:30,307 --> 00:16:31,841
- into anything.
- Oh, I'm sure.
383
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,852
As Gregson said, to milk
this for all it's worth.
384
00:16:33,877 --> 00:16:35,477
So let's get it going.
385
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:37,956
I have some fans to meet!
386
00:16:40,142 --> 00:16:41,993
Okay, here's how it's gonna go down.
387
00:16:42,018 --> 00:16:43,853
It's 30 seconds each, tickets in hand,
388
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,897
or it's back of the line, and no,
389
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,958
she will not be clarifying
any "Sunrise Bay" plot points.
390
00:16:48,983 --> 00:16:50,902
- Ahem! Feet!
- Oh yes.
391
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,362
And if we're talking
feet, it's $75 for one,
392
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,106
$150 for the pair.
393
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:02,705
He's coming, he's coming!
394
00:17:02,806 --> 00:17:04,607
Okay, he's coming, he's coming.
395
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:05,741
So are we on lights?
396
00:17:05,842 --> 00:17:07,663
Also, we're going with "Surprise."
397
00:17:07,688 --> 00:17:09,588
"Happy birthday" was too wordy,
398
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:11,053
and we couldn't nail it at rehearsal.
399
00:17:11,081 --> 00:17:13,115
- Okay.
- Okay! Okay, great.
400
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,420
Surprise!
401
00:17:18,445 --> 00:17:19,746
Oh my gosh!
402
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:22,391
David, I thought we were
just having a casual dinner.
403
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,083
Mhmm.
404
00:17:24,261 --> 00:17:27,020
Happy birthday, Patrick!
405
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,632
What is happening? I thought
you guys were out of town!
406
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,691
Well, we are.
407
00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:34,169
We're just so happy to be included.
408
00:17:34,271 --> 00:17:36,839
You've got a really wonderful
friend here, Patrick.
409
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:40,542
Yep, I'm just glad you could
make it, Mr. and Mrs. Brewer.
410
00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:41,877
Um...
411
00:17:42,054 --> 00:17:43,955
well, I should leave
you all to catch up,
412
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,948
and spend some quality
time with your son.
413
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:47,926
But might I recommend the crab cakes?
414
00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:50,404
I over-ordered, and they
cost a small fortune.
415
00:17:50,429 --> 00:17:52,497
Hey, could I just have
two seconds with him?
416
00:17:52,522 --> 00:17:53,756
Sure.
417
00:17:56,718 --> 00:17:59,019
What if they don't react
the way I think they will?
418
00:18:00,632 --> 00:18:02,097
Then I will be here.
419
00:18:02,274 --> 00:18:04,109
And we'll get through it together.
420
00:18:04,469 --> 00:18:06,036
Okay...
421
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,337
- I love you.
- I love you.
422
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,311
Well, I am suitably surprised.
423
00:18:15,412 --> 00:18:16,779
Thank you guys for coming.
424
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,647
Well, we wouldn't miss it.
425
00:18:18,748 --> 00:18:20,349
We just love you so much.
426
00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:22,384
I love you guys, too.
427
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,269
- But um...
- Yes?
428
00:18:26,456 --> 00:18:28,857
Well, there's something that uh...
429
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:30,169
that I've been meaning to tell you.
430
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,461
- You can tell us anything!
- Honey, let's just...
431
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,020
let him talk.
432
00:18:35,632 --> 00:18:36,756
Uh, yeah.
433
00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:38,975
So I guess this doesn't
really come naturally.
434
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,069
Um... David...
435
00:18:42,124 --> 00:18:44,116
He seems like a really
great partner, honey.
436
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:46,622
- Marci.
- In business.
437
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,181
Yeah, he is.
438
00:18:49,512 --> 00:18:51,981
He's also a great partner
outside of business.
439
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,661
We're together.
440
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,763
David is my boyfriend.
441
00:18:59,464 --> 00:19:02,066
And I've never been happier in my life.
442
00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:07,028
And so I just, I hope
you guys can accept that.
443
00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:12,434
Ohh! You are the only thing in the world
444
00:19:12,459 --> 00:19:14,260
that matters to us.
445
00:19:14,842 --> 00:19:18,178
And if David makes you happy,
then that's all we care about.
446
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,251
Dad?
447
00:19:24,014 --> 00:19:25,681
I like him.
448
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,379
I like him a lot.
449
00:19:28,404 --> 00:19:30,428
Me too.
450
00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:32,364
I don't understand his clothes, but...
451
00:19:33,914 --> 00:19:36,591
Ah, you will in time.
452
00:19:38,691 --> 00:19:40,759
Oh man,
453
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,242
I didn't know how I
was gonna tell you guys.
454
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,869
Well, we're just glad you finally did.
455
00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:49,966
Happy birthday, my sweet boy.
456
00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:52,574
Thank you.
457
00:20:05,482 --> 00:20:09,485
So I know that you're annoyed
that the surprise got blown,
458
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:11,888
but this party might go down
459
00:20:11,913 --> 00:20:13,914
as one of the happiest
nights of my life.
460
00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:16,504
Well, I guess that makes up for the fact
461
00:20:16,528 --> 00:20:18,388
that no one ate the crab cakes.
462
00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:19,615
Well...
463
00:20:21,396 --> 00:20:23,030
so how long have they known?
464
00:20:24,636 --> 00:20:26,169
- I'm sorry?
- My parents.
465
00:20:26,194 --> 00:20:28,729
How long have they known? About us?
466
00:20:28,793 --> 00:20:31,128
Um, I don't know, I don't
know what you're talking about.
467
00:20:31,543 --> 00:20:33,739
David, I know my parents.
468
00:20:33,764 --> 00:20:35,564
They're not good actors.
469
00:20:35,589 --> 00:20:37,356
They knew about us, right?
470
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:40,644
Okay, my dad might've told them,
471
00:20:40,669 --> 00:20:42,904
but he, he thought they knew.
472
00:20:43,164 --> 00:20:45,598
And the gift basket that you gave them
473
00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:47,257
that I'm hoping you paid for,
474
00:20:47,434 --> 00:20:49,169
that had nothing to do with you
475
00:20:49,194 --> 00:20:51,195
trying to smooth things over with them?
476
00:20:52,435 --> 00:20:54,908
It was just a very messy day,
477
00:20:54,933 --> 00:20:57,801
And I was, I was trying
to detangle things, and...
478
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,864
- and just make everything okay.
- Yeah.
479
00:21:01,934 --> 00:21:03,868
Well, you made everything okay.
480
00:21:07,646 --> 00:21:09,347
Not to step on the moment,
481
00:21:09,372 --> 00:21:11,669
but uh, I do have to lock up in five.
482
00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,051
- Oh.
- Right.
483
00:21:14,152 --> 00:21:17,688
♪ What a feeling in my soul ♪
484
00:21:17,713 --> 00:21:20,014
♪ Love burns brighter than sunshine ♪
485
00:21:22,483 --> 00:21:27,483
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