1 00:00:02,278 --> 00:00:04,367 Do we have to file for divorce if we were never married? 2 00:00:04,411 --> 00:00:06,500 - We are not getting divorced... Yet. 3 00:00:06,543 --> 00:00:08,937 I need to see if I can get the stain out of my sheets first. 4 00:00:08,981 --> 00:00:10,417 - Okay, does that window open? 5 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:11,940 Because I'm about to jump out of it! 6 00:00:11,984 --> 00:00:14,073 - David, just get in the shower, I will deal with this. 7 00:00:14,116 --> 00:00:15,596 Just let-let me do that for you. 8 00:00:15,639 --> 00:00:17,424 And I gotta probably get these sheets in the wash 9 00:00:17,467 --> 00:00:19,469 sooner than later. - I will take a shower, 10 00:00:19,513 --> 00:00:21,428 but we must never see each other again. 11 00:00:21,471 --> 00:00:23,169 - Okay, that sounds like a fair deal. 12 00:00:23,212 --> 00:00:25,911 David, I'm gonna need the bedspread too, so... 13 00:00:25,954 --> 00:00:27,826 Just-- 14 00:00:27,869 --> 00:00:29,305 Okay. 15 00:00:30,872 --> 00:00:32,308 [Door slams] I love you. 16 00:00:32,352 --> 00:00:34,049 - I'm glad one of us does! 17 00:00:35,398 --> 00:00:39,054 ♪♪♪ 18 00:00:41,665 --> 00:00:42,754 [Door creaks] 19 00:00:44,668 --> 00:00:46,627 - Hey. Hmm! 20 00:00:46,670 --> 00:00:48,672 - So how was your seventh shower? 21 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,631 - Satisfactory, thank you so much. 22 00:00:50,674 --> 00:00:52,676 - Listen David, I-- - Yeah, you know what? 23 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:53,677 Can we just not? 24 00:00:54,940 --> 00:00:55,984 - Well, I think it's important that we do. 25 00:00:56,028 --> 00:00:57,333 - Oh my God! - Look, things happen. 26 00:00:57,377 --> 00:00:59,335 - Yes, things happen! 27 00:00:59,379 --> 00:01:01,511 Things happen all in your sheets, 28 00:01:01,555 --> 00:01:03,209 and now you need to remake your little bed, 29 00:01:03,252 --> 00:01:04,819 because I peed in it! 30 00:01:04,863 --> 00:01:07,474 - David, there is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, okay? 31 00:01:07,517 --> 00:01:09,781 And look, I found this blanket that I thought I had lost 32 00:01:09,824 --> 00:01:11,130 in the laundry room, 33 00:01:11,173 --> 00:01:12,914 so you've actually done me a favour. 34 00:01:12,958 --> 00:01:14,524 - Mm. 35 00:01:14,568 --> 00:01:16,439 - So maybe we can um... 36 00:01:16,483 --> 00:01:19,355 maybe we can take divorce off the table? 37 00:01:21,705 --> 00:01:23,838 - Maybe, but if the tables were turned, 38 00:01:23,882 --> 00:01:26,536 I can't say I'd be as generous. - Understood. 39 00:01:29,713 --> 00:01:31,150 [Crackling] 40 00:01:32,194 --> 00:01:34,153 - What is that noise? - I don't know. 41 00:01:34,196 --> 00:01:36,416 Maybe the sheets are a bit stiff. 42 00:01:36,459 --> 00:01:38,635 - No, it's like a, a crinkling sound. 43 00:01:38,679 --> 00:01:40,855 - Oh, you're probably just sitting on the mattress tag. 44 00:01:40,899 --> 00:01:42,814 - [Gasps] 45 00:01:44,163 --> 00:01:46,687 Is this a mattress protector? - No. 46 00:01:46,730 --> 00:01:48,123 No, no, that's a... 47 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:49,908 a second sheet that you put on the mattress, 48 00:01:49,951 --> 00:01:52,040 um, that my mom gave me when I moved in, so I just-- 49 00:01:52,084 --> 00:01:54,521 - You put down a plastic sheet? 50 00:01:54,564 --> 00:01:55,827 - Well, I don't think it's a pla--I mean, 51 00:01:57,437 --> 00:01:58,481 it might have like a rubberized coating, but I don't know. 52 00:01:58,525 --> 00:02:00,266 - Oh my God! - Purely coincidental. 53 00:02:02,398 --> 00:02:04,748 - Purely coincidental? 54 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,012 - [Sighs] Okay, look. 55 00:02:07,055 --> 00:02:10,363 I just wanted you to be comfortable in case 56 00:02:10,406 --> 00:02:12,365 it happened again, that's-- - Mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm. 57 00:02:12,408 --> 00:02:14,846 - Come on, David, it's an expensive mattress! 58 00:02:17,283 --> 00:02:19,720 - More expensive than my dignity? 59 00:02:19,763 --> 00:02:22,201 - I mean, comparable, at least. - Wow. 60 00:02:22,244 --> 00:02:23,898 Wow! - Okay. 61 00:02:23,942 --> 00:02:26,074 - Well... - No good? 62 00:02:26,118 --> 00:02:27,859 [Door creaks, slams] 63 00:02:29,121 --> 00:02:31,384 [Birds chirping] 64 00:02:31,427 --> 00:02:34,039 - [Knocks] Hey, I just got off the phone 65 00:02:34,082 --> 00:02:35,562 with the PR people from Interflix, 66 00:02:35,605 --> 00:02:37,216 they're making the announcement 67 00:02:37,259 --> 00:02:38,826 about the "Crows" movie at noon, 68 00:02:38,870 --> 00:02:40,393 so they've requested that you do a social media takeover, 69 00:02:40,436 --> 00:02:42,264 but don't worry, I will handle it. 70 00:02:42,308 --> 00:02:44,223 - Takeover? That sounds hostile. 71 00:02:44,266 --> 00:02:45,746 - No, they just want you like, send out posts 72 00:02:45,789 --> 00:02:47,443 from their account, but I will do it for you. 73 00:02:47,487 --> 00:02:49,750 - You will? - Mhmm, trust me. 74 00:02:49,793 --> 00:02:51,578 I've dated enough mid-level latte art influencers 75 00:02:51,621 --> 00:02:53,449 to know what the people want. 76 00:02:53,493 --> 00:02:55,234 - I'm sorry Alexis, I only understood 77 00:02:55,277 --> 00:02:57,062 about half of what you just said. 78 00:02:57,105 --> 00:02:58,759 What exactly is required of me? 79 00:02:58,802 --> 00:03:01,109 - Um, just like, a couple of cute pics, 80 00:03:01,153 --> 00:03:02,937 and funny one-liners. 81 00:03:02,981 --> 00:03:05,635 - I see, and you would be the architect behind 82 00:03:05,679 --> 00:03:07,811 those funny one-liners? - Mhmm. 83 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,162 - Colour me curious, what might one 84 00:03:10,205 --> 00:03:12,164 of my humorous quips sound like to you? 85 00:03:12,207 --> 00:03:14,035 - Oh my God, I don't know yet. 86 00:03:14,079 --> 00:03:15,907 - Well, it's just that you and I have very different 87 00:03:15,950 --> 00:03:17,691 comedic stylings, dear. 88 00:03:17,734 --> 00:03:19,954 I take a slightly more cerebral approach. 89 00:03:19,998 --> 00:03:22,217 - Okay, you were the one that described social media 90 00:03:22,261 --> 00:03:24,785 as an amusement park for clinical narcissists so, 91 00:03:24,828 --> 00:03:27,353 I'm doing you a favour. - Very well. 92 00:03:27,396 --> 00:03:29,398 Let me see what you're typing! 93 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:32,314 "Big news coming soon, caw caw!" 94 00:03:32,358 --> 00:03:35,361 And a little yellow cartoon... winking. 95 00:03:35,404 --> 00:03:37,929 You know what would be fun, Alexis, 96 00:03:37,972 --> 00:03:40,018 let's put a beak on that winking cartoon. 97 00:03:40,061 --> 00:03:41,541 - No, you can't do that. 98 00:03:41,584 --> 00:03:44,022 - Let me handle this, please. - [Sighs] 99 00:03:44,065 --> 00:03:45,893 - Okay, is it on? Can they see us? 100 00:03:45,937 --> 00:03:47,982 - No, you just press "send." 101 00:03:48,026 --> 00:03:50,463 - Alexis, this is exciting! 102 00:03:50,506 --> 00:03:53,988 We have our very own digital soapbox here! 103 00:03:54,032 --> 00:03:56,382 It reminds me of the Nickelodeon pilot I did 104 00:03:56,425 --> 00:03:58,688 in which Ashley Tisdale and I played suffragettes. 105 00:03:58,732 --> 00:04:00,734 You remember, "You Go, Girl." - Mhmm. 106 00:04:00,777 --> 00:04:03,737 - Have you pressed send yet? - Send. 107 00:04:03,780 --> 00:04:07,306 - Okay, great. Now we just wait three and a half hours, 108 00:04:07,349 --> 00:04:08,655 until people are on their lunch break, 109 00:04:08,698 --> 00:04:10,439 and then we post again. - Okay. 110 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:13,138 Alexis, they're liking it! 111 00:04:13,181 --> 00:04:15,009 We have five likes! 112 00:04:15,053 --> 00:04:16,968 People are cawing back! 113 00:04:17,011 --> 00:04:19,318 Oh Alexis, I think you and I might need to purchase... 114 00:04:19,361 --> 00:04:21,276 antibiotics. 115 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,104 I believe we've just gone viral. 116 00:04:23,148 --> 00:04:25,628 - Ohhh! [Chuckles] 117 00:04:25,672 --> 00:04:26,847 'kay. 118 00:04:26,890 --> 00:04:28,718 [Birds chirp] 119 00:04:30,198 --> 00:04:33,506 - A 20 minute drive to another motel. 120 00:04:33,549 --> 00:04:36,378 Mr. Rose, what are we doing here? 121 00:04:37,466 --> 00:04:40,687 - Well, I brought you here, Stevie, because... 122 00:04:40,730 --> 00:04:43,907 I think we should buy it. - Uh. 123 00:04:45,648 --> 00:04:48,129 Yeah, okay. I'm-I'm not sure about that. 124 00:04:48,173 --> 00:04:49,870 - No surprise there, Johnny, 125 00:04:49,913 --> 00:04:52,351 I told you she's not the visionary you and I are. 126 00:04:52,394 --> 00:04:54,527 - Stevie, this is the inevitable next step 127 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:56,703 in building the Rosebud Empire. 128 00:04:56,746 --> 00:04:59,053 - Okay, but I think maybe we should talk about it first, 129 00:04:59,097 --> 00:05:01,534 before we just jump into building the empire. 130 00:05:01,577 --> 00:05:03,884 - Well, I know this must be a little overwhelming right now, 131 00:05:03,927 --> 00:05:06,408 but I thought it was better for you to... 132 00:05:06,452 --> 00:05:07,888 see the place yourself. 133 00:05:07,931 --> 00:05:10,064 Roland, there are a lot of cars here today. 134 00:05:10,108 --> 00:05:12,240 I thought you set up a private showing. 135 00:05:12,284 --> 00:05:14,460 - I'm pretty sure I said private. 136 00:05:14,503 --> 00:05:16,810 - Okay, heads up, this must be the agent. 137 00:05:16,853 --> 00:05:18,377 Smile. 138 00:05:18,420 --> 00:05:20,814 - Good morning, are you here for Benny Terkstra? 139 00:05:20,857 --> 00:05:23,425 - Uh, I spoke with somebody named Betty, 140 00:05:23,469 --> 00:05:25,210 but I was mowing the lawn at the time, 141 00:05:25,253 --> 00:05:27,429 so your guess is as good as mine. 142 00:05:27,473 --> 00:05:29,953 - Betty is Benny's wife. Please, follow me. 143 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,955 - Huh, Betty and Benny? 144 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,262 [Chuckles] What are they, puppets? 145 00:05:34,306 --> 00:05:35,742 It's the Benny and Betty Show! 146 00:05:35,785 --> 00:05:37,309 - Okay, Roland-- - Tu! Tu! 147 00:05:37,352 --> 00:05:39,267 I'm Betty. I'm Benny. I'm Betty! 148 00:05:39,311 --> 00:05:41,313 [Door opens, footsteps thud] 149 00:05:41,356 --> 00:05:43,793 [Sombre organ music plays quietly] 150 00:05:47,058 --> 00:05:49,799 - Why do I get the feeling this isn't an open house? 151 00:05:49,843 --> 00:05:52,106 - Maybe it's because of the coffin. 152 00:05:52,150 --> 00:05:54,239 - This is a funeral, Roland! 153 00:05:54,282 --> 00:05:56,502 What exactly did the woman say to you?! 154 00:05:56,545 --> 00:05:58,982 - She said the showing was at nine o'clock. 155 00:06:00,506 --> 00:06:02,464 She may have said viewing. 156 00:06:02,508 --> 00:06:04,118 - What the hell, Roland?! 157 00:06:04,162 --> 00:06:06,251 - Johnny, language, please! 158 00:06:06,294 --> 00:06:08,035 A man is dead. 159 00:06:11,169 --> 00:06:12,866 [Traffic rumbles] 160 00:06:12,909 --> 00:06:13,910 [Pen clicks] 161 00:06:15,434 --> 00:06:17,871 - David, you know, your tea has been just sitting here 162 00:06:17,914 --> 00:06:20,047 untouched for about half an hour, 163 00:06:20,091 --> 00:06:21,396 and you're probably gonna have to drink something 164 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,616 at some point. - I'm just not that thirsty. 165 00:06:23,659 --> 00:06:25,008 I'm doing inventory. 166 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,575 - Okay, you're making this so much more 167 00:06:26,619 --> 00:06:28,751 of a thing than it needs to be. - Am I? 168 00:06:28,795 --> 00:06:31,450 [Bell over door jingles] - Buongiorno, boys! 169 00:06:31,493 --> 00:06:35,149 Oh ho! Say hello at all my new hashtag "frands." 170 00:06:35,193 --> 00:06:38,631 It's a little word I assembled to consecrate my fans, 171 00:06:38,674 --> 00:06:40,763 who are also my friends. 172 00:06:40,807 --> 00:06:42,939 - Okay, "frands" doesn't sound nice. 173 00:06:42,983 --> 00:06:46,204 - To all of you asking what is little mercantile 174 00:06:46,247 --> 00:06:50,121 establishment with the almost gallery-like austerity? 175 00:06:50,164 --> 00:06:54,342 Well, it so happens it's also owned by my son, 176 00:06:54,386 --> 00:06:56,431 David Rose, say hi, David. 177 00:06:56,475 --> 00:06:57,693 - Okay, I would rather not, thanks. 178 00:06:57,737 --> 00:07:00,000 - And his hashtag fiancee, Patrick. 179 00:07:00,043 --> 00:07:01,610 - I don't think you have to say hashtag 180 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:03,264 when you're just talking, Mrs. Rose. 181 00:07:03,308 --> 00:07:04,787 - Okay, what are you doing? 182 00:07:04,831 --> 00:07:06,485 You look like the downfall of society. 183 00:07:06,528 --> 00:07:07,834 Can you please turn that off 184 00:07:07,877 --> 00:07:09,531 while you're in our store, please? 185 00:07:09,575 --> 00:07:10,837 - Very well. 186 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:14,014 Frands, please keep checking your phones 187 00:07:14,057 --> 00:07:17,496 for more "Crow" related intel by me, Moira Rose, 188 00:07:17,539 --> 00:07:20,194 especially you, "Wine and Cat Gal 74," 189 00:07:20,238 --> 00:07:22,370 I do hope you stop crying soon. 190 00:07:22,414 --> 00:07:24,938 Caw! Caw! For now. Muah! 191 00:07:26,374 --> 00:07:28,202 - Didn't realize you were on social media. 192 00:07:28,246 --> 00:07:29,682 Only fleetingly. 193 00:07:29,725 --> 00:07:31,901 And only because the network requested it. 194 00:07:31,945 --> 00:07:33,686 - That's nice. 195 00:07:36,602 --> 00:07:40,040 - Hm, it's noticeably cheerless in here today. 196 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:41,694 If I didn't know better, 197 00:07:41,737 --> 00:07:44,914 I would suspect a little trouble in paradise. 198 00:07:46,394 --> 00:07:48,701 - David's just having a bit of a day. 199 00:07:48,744 --> 00:07:50,224 Didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 200 00:07:50,268 --> 00:07:52,183 - Okay, I'm doing fine, thanks! 201 00:07:53,271 --> 00:07:54,707 - David, what's wrong? 202 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:57,710 [Gasps] Your sleep apnea hasn't returned, has it? 203 00:07:57,753 --> 00:08:00,365 I thought that was remedied when you got your new nose. 204 00:08:00,408 --> 00:08:02,105 - It was. 205 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,716 - Is it night sweats? 206 00:08:03,759 --> 00:08:05,718 You're not eating pepperettes in bed again! 207 00:08:05,761 --> 00:08:07,676 - No. - Night terrors? 208 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,591 - I don't wanna talk about it! 209 00:08:09,635 --> 00:08:13,508 - David, don't tell me you've had a nighttime oopsie-daisy. 210 00:08:13,552 --> 00:08:14,814 - I'm sorry, a what? 211 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,643 - I'm leaving. 212 00:08:17,686 --> 00:08:20,211 Okay? And if I don't come back it's because of you. 213 00:08:20,254 --> 00:08:21,734 - Me? 214 00:08:23,301 --> 00:08:24,693 - Ooh dear. 215 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:27,000 David's nocturnal enuresis used to only happen 216 00:08:27,043 --> 00:08:29,394 when he went to bed all juiced up 217 00:08:29,437 --> 00:08:31,657 with excited anticipation about something. 218 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:34,442 Christmas, birthdays, the Ides of March. 219 00:08:34,486 --> 00:08:36,923 And now it seems your impending nuptials 220 00:08:36,966 --> 00:08:39,012 has opened the floodgates. 221 00:08:39,055 --> 00:08:40,274 - Oh! 222 00:08:40,318 --> 00:08:42,189 Why am I oddly flattered? 223 00:08:42,233 --> 00:08:44,278 - I can't imagine. 224 00:08:44,322 --> 00:08:45,845 - Hmm. 225 00:08:45,888 --> 00:08:47,760 - Well, I hate to point this out, Mr. Rose, 226 00:08:47,803 --> 00:08:49,805 but if you weren't in such a rush to see this place, 227 00:08:49,849 --> 00:08:51,633 we wouldn't be at a funeral. 228 00:08:51,677 --> 00:08:53,461 - No, it's what happens 229 00:08:53,505 --> 00:08:55,028 when you leave anything up to Roland. 230 00:08:55,071 --> 00:08:56,725 We just have to find a window where we can leave 231 00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:58,727 without anybody seeing us. 232 00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:00,555 Because the last thing we want to do is offend the woman 233 00:09:00,599 --> 00:09:02,470 that's selling us this place. 234 00:09:02,514 --> 00:09:05,517 - Well, assuming we're actually buying it. 235 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:07,519 - You know what they say, 236 00:09:07,562 --> 00:09:09,695 you can tell the quality of a motel 237 00:09:09,738 --> 00:09:11,871 by the food they serve at the owner's funeral. 238 00:09:11,914 --> 00:09:13,742 - We're not even supposed to be here, Roland, 239 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:15,788 can you put the plate-- is that egg salad? 240 00:09:15,831 --> 00:09:17,790 Betty: Johnny, is it? 241 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:20,314 - Yes, yes, it is. - Mrs. Terkstra, 242 00:09:20,358 --> 00:09:22,229 this is Johnny Rose. 243 00:09:22,273 --> 00:09:24,362 - I-I'm sorry, I don't believe we've met. 244 00:09:24,405 --> 00:09:26,277 Um, how did you know my Benny? 245 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:27,887 - Johnny... 246 00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:31,847 - Yes well, we were uh, friends, I mean... 247 00:09:32,935 --> 00:09:34,763 acquaintances, I would say-- 248 00:09:34,807 --> 00:09:37,549 - From the bowling league. - Uh, you mean curling? 249 00:09:37,592 --> 00:09:39,725 Did you curl with my Benny? 250 00:09:39,768 --> 00:09:42,467 - I-you know, more important, 251 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:44,120 I think we just wanted to come by 252 00:09:44,164 --> 00:09:45,905 and pay our respects. - Mhmm. 253 00:09:45,948 --> 00:09:48,211 - Because this must be so difficult for you 254 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,257 dealing with your loss, 255 00:09:50,301 --> 00:09:52,303 and uh... selling the motel. 256 00:09:53,739 --> 00:09:55,958 - I'm sorry, I'm still trying to place you. 257 00:09:56,002 --> 00:09:59,353 I-I don't remember seeing you at Benny's last bonspiel. 258 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:03,879 - Well, that's because Johnny here um... 259 00:10:05,359 --> 00:10:07,840 had another bonspiel to go to, 260 00:10:07,883 --> 00:10:10,190 and unfortunately that bonspiel 261 00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:12,497 was way more important than Benny's bonspiel, so we... 262 00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:13,802 - Well, Ro-Roland that-- 263 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:15,064 - we had to go to that bonspiel. 264 00:10:15,108 --> 00:10:16,501 - No, no, no, that was- I would've been... 265 00:10:16,544 --> 00:10:17,980 - I think I know why you're here. 266 00:10:18,024 --> 00:10:20,026 It might be more appropriate 267 00:10:20,069 --> 00:10:22,898 to have this conversation outside. 268 00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:27,642 - Since I wasn't in the curling league, can I go home? 269 00:10:27,686 --> 00:10:29,383 - No. No. 270 00:10:38,436 --> 00:10:40,699 - Say Havarti, girls! 271 00:10:40,742 --> 00:10:42,353 [Camera click] 272 00:10:42,396 --> 00:10:43,876 Oh no! [Laughs] 273 00:10:43,919 --> 00:10:45,486 Well, you can't win them all. 274 00:10:45,530 --> 00:10:47,662 - Wow, someone's in a surprisingly good mood, 275 00:10:47,706 --> 00:10:49,664 considering they're 15 minutes late. 276 00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:52,232 - Blame my new internet frands. - What'd she just say? 277 00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:54,887 - Oh, I was dragooned into taking over the Interflix 278 00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:56,715 social media channels today, 279 00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:59,021 and apparently I'm quite proficient at it. 280 00:10:59,065 --> 00:11:01,023 - I thought you hated social media. 281 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,677 What did you call it, a um, 282 00:11:02,721 --> 00:11:05,027 a cauldron of self-absorption. 283 00:11:05,071 --> 00:11:07,769 - You have an almost unsetting memory, Twyla. 284 00:11:07,813 --> 00:11:10,293 Now just a quick snap for my friend, 285 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,253 "Wine and Cat Gal 74," and her frands 286 00:11:13,296 --> 00:11:15,124 at the rehabilitation facility. 287 00:11:15,168 --> 00:11:17,126 - Fine, but nothing gets posted 288 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:19,433 without my written approval. [Camera clicks] 289 00:11:19,477 --> 00:11:21,435 - Oh Alexis, wonderful! I was just about to post. 290 00:11:21,479 --> 00:11:23,655 Will you please do a selfie of me, and my Jazzigals? 291 00:11:23,698 --> 00:11:25,570 - Um, actually, may I speak with you for a moment? 292 00:11:25,613 --> 00:11:28,268 - If Interflix is asking if I'll extend my takeover, 293 00:11:28,311 --> 00:11:30,662 my answer is, I'll think about it. 294 00:11:30,705 --> 00:11:32,272 [Girls titter] - Mm, actually, 295 00:11:32,315 --> 00:11:34,143 I think we might wanna discuss this matter privately. 296 00:11:34,187 --> 00:11:36,929 - Okay, two minutes, gals? In the meantime, 297 00:11:36,972 --> 00:11:38,757 if you'd like to follow the Interflix channels... 298 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,454 - Oh no, that won't be necessary. 299 00:11:40,498 --> 00:11:43,109 Okay, who taught you how to livestream?! 300 00:11:43,152 --> 00:11:45,459 - A wonderful teen named CherryBus, 301 00:11:45,503 --> 00:11:47,374 she lives in Singapore. Why? Who wants to know? 302 00:11:47,418 --> 00:11:49,332 - Okay, well, did she teach you how to turn it off? 303 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,117 Because you just posted your entire conversation 304 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,032 with David and Patrick! 305 00:11:53,075 --> 00:11:55,600 - No, I distinctly remember putting down the phone. 306 00:11:55,643 --> 00:11:57,384 - But you didn't stop recording. 307 00:11:57,428 --> 00:11:59,168 So people basically got like, a whole podcast 308 00:11:59,212 --> 00:12:01,170 about how David's wetting the bed again. 309 00:12:01,214 --> 00:12:02,955 If I wasn't your publicist, I would be enjoying 310 00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:04,957 the situation a lot more than I am. 311 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,046 Which is still like, quite a lot. 312 00:12:07,089 --> 00:12:09,222 - Oh, dear. 313 00:12:09,265 --> 00:12:11,964 Fortunately, David doesn't subscribe to social media, 314 00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:13,487 so we-we just need to take it down, 315 00:12:13,531 --> 00:12:15,402 and David will be none the wiser. 316 00:12:15,446 --> 00:12:16,664 - Okay. 317 00:12:16,708 --> 00:12:19,014 - Hey Moira, you weren't lying! 318 00:12:19,058 --> 00:12:21,103 You do have a knack for this. 319 00:12:21,147 --> 00:12:22,801 - What are we looking at? 320 00:12:22,844 --> 00:12:24,542 - Okay, um, no need to watch that. 321 00:12:24,585 --> 00:12:26,239 Okay, Twyla, if you haven't seen it already, 322 00:12:26,282 --> 00:12:28,197 then maybe just once, but that is it! 323 00:12:28,241 --> 00:12:30,112 [Online video plays] 324 00:12:32,245 --> 00:12:33,942 - Now, I-I'd like to start from the beginning. 325 00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:35,814 - Mrs. Terkstra, we-we were just-- 326 00:12:35,857 --> 00:12:37,468 - I was speaking. - Yes, you were. 327 00:12:37,511 --> 00:12:39,295 - It's becoming very clear that you people 328 00:12:39,339 --> 00:12:41,080 didn't know my husband at all. 329 00:12:41,123 --> 00:12:42,951 - Well now, when you say "know" uh-- 330 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,258 - Am I still talking?! - Yes, you were, ma'am. 331 00:12:45,301 --> 00:12:47,129 - I can't say I wasn't expecting you, 332 00:12:47,173 --> 00:12:49,262 I just didn't think you'd show up at the funeral! 333 00:12:49,305 --> 00:12:52,134 I'm aware that my husband was not perfect. 334 00:12:52,178 --> 00:12:55,050 I told him that poker ring was risky, 335 00:12:55,094 --> 00:12:57,400 and I know there were some shady business dealings 336 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,185 that went on behind closed doors, 337 00:12:59,228 --> 00:13:00,969 but I had nothing to do with it! 338 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,493 - I'm sorry? 339 00:13:02,536 --> 00:13:04,103 - Well, you're the federal agents I was warned about. 340 00:13:04,146 --> 00:13:06,105 No need to keep up the act. 341 00:13:06,148 --> 00:13:08,368 Her face has "fed" written all over it. 342 00:13:08,411 --> 00:13:09,848 - Thanks... 343 00:13:09,891 --> 00:13:12,067 - Mrs. Terkstra, we're not feds. 344 00:13:12,111 --> 00:13:14,243 No, there seems to have been some crossed wires here. 345 00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:16,855 No, we thought we were coming out to look at the property. 346 00:13:16,898 --> 00:13:19,031 We're from Rosebud Motel. 347 00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:21,033 - Maureen Bud's old place? 348 00:13:21,076 --> 00:13:22,904 - That would be the one. 349 00:13:22,948 --> 00:13:25,559 Uh, Aunt Maureen is... was my aunt. 350 00:13:25,603 --> 00:13:27,561 - Oh, for heaven's sakes! 351 00:13:27,605 --> 00:13:30,216 Benny and I used to play bingo with Maureen. 352 00:13:30,259 --> 00:13:32,697 - [Laughs] What a small world! 353 00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:35,395 Johnny and I used to play bingo with Maureen, 354 00:13:35,438 --> 00:13:37,223 right after curling. - Roland. 355 00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:39,573 - Well, it would be a relief to sell this place 356 00:13:39,617 --> 00:13:41,096 to someone we know. 357 00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,229 - Uh, well, we're not sure yet. 358 00:13:43,272 --> 00:13:45,274 - But we can touch base again next week, 359 00:13:45,318 --> 00:13:49,409 and again, you have our deepest condolences. 360 00:13:49,452 --> 00:13:51,237 - Well, now that you're here, why don't you come on in, 361 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,413 and pay your respects to Benny? - Oh... 362 00:13:53,456 --> 00:13:55,720 - Considering you may be taking over his home. 363 00:13:55,763 --> 00:13:57,243 - Yes, yes, yes. Well, sure. 364 00:13:57,286 --> 00:13:59,898 We can come in, and pay our respects. 365 00:13:59,941 --> 00:14:01,900 - Too bad it's not an open casket. 366 00:14:01,943 --> 00:14:04,903 I would've loved to say goodbye to old Benny's face. 367 00:14:04,946 --> 00:14:06,252 - We'd be happy to open it for you. 368 00:14:06,295 --> 00:14:08,646 - No, no, closed-closed is fine. 369 00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:11,344 [Groans] - You sure? 370 00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:17,089 [Music plays on the radio] 371 00:14:17,132 --> 00:14:19,613 - [Gasps] Oh look Alexis, Patrick's here. 372 00:14:20,658 --> 00:14:23,138 - Yep, you asked me to meet you here. 373 00:14:23,182 --> 00:14:24,531 - Hmm. 374 00:14:24,575 --> 00:14:26,272 - So what-what-what's goin' on? 375 00:14:28,317 --> 00:14:30,668 - And David is bewitching himself elsewhere? 376 00:14:30,711 --> 00:14:32,931 - Yeah, he is uh, dusting the shelves, 377 00:14:32,974 --> 00:14:35,150 even though I cleaned them last week, 378 00:14:35,194 --> 00:14:37,283 but hey, whatever it takes to get him through this. 379 00:14:37,326 --> 00:14:40,634 - Priority number one, get David through this! 380 00:14:40,678 --> 00:14:42,767 - Mhmm, mhmm! 381 00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:45,247 Quick "Q," um, 382 00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:47,293 has David taken your phone, or anything, 383 00:14:47,336 --> 00:14:49,904 or like, looked at anyone else's phone? 384 00:14:51,384 --> 00:14:53,125 - No. 385 00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:55,127 Sorry, somebody wanna tell me what's goin' on? 386 00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:57,520 - Okay, okay... so, no biggie, 387 00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,915 but my mom may have accidentally posted 388 00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:03,396 your little conversation from this morning 389 00:15:03,439 --> 00:15:05,224 over social media. 390 00:15:06,878 --> 00:15:08,880 - The-the one about... 391 00:15:08,923 --> 00:15:10,446 - The oopsie-daisy. Yes. 392 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:12,231 But don't worry, I am involved now, 393 00:15:12,274 --> 00:15:13,885 and I will be taking it down. 394 00:15:13,928 --> 00:15:15,408 - It's still up?! 395 00:15:15,451 --> 00:15:17,410 - And generating a lot of traction. 396 00:15:17,453 --> 00:15:19,760 But yes, it's been uh, we're taking it... 397 00:15:19,804 --> 00:15:22,110 it's being taken down right now. 398 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,983 - So how... how did this happen? 399 00:15:26,071 --> 00:15:28,073 - Right. I was strong-armed 400 00:15:28,116 --> 00:15:30,466 into participating in social marketing, 401 00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:33,600 and a dear friend of mine from Singapore, 402 00:15:33,644 --> 00:15:35,471 Miss CherryBus, 403 00:15:35,515 --> 00:15:38,300 suggested I try my hand at creating a living stream. 404 00:15:38,344 --> 00:15:40,302 - Okay, she doesn't know what she's doing, 405 00:15:40,346 --> 00:15:41,956 and didn't know that it was recording. 406 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,960 - Okay look, David can never, 407 00:15:46,004 --> 00:15:48,267 ever find out about this. 408 00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:50,486 I am actually afraid that he will never sleep again. 409 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:53,751 - Precisely why we're involving you in this covert stratagem. 410 00:15:53,794 --> 00:15:55,970 - So all we need to do is keep David off the internet 411 00:15:56,014 --> 00:15:57,929 for like, 24 hours, 412 00:15:57,972 --> 00:15:59,495 or until a celebrity says something wrong, 413 00:15:59,539 --> 00:16:01,280 which could be any minute. 414 00:16:01,323 --> 00:16:02,934 - Okay, I think I can handle that. 415 00:16:02,977 --> 00:16:05,937 - Wonderful! Crisis averted. Hmm! 416 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:08,243 - Yeah, so you still haven't taken the post down. 417 00:16:10,332 --> 00:16:12,421 - I'm doing that now. - Cool. 418 00:16:12,465 --> 00:16:13,945 So I'll just sit here until that happens. 419 00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:16,948 - It's kind of cute, though. - Alexis. 420 00:16:16,991 --> 00:16:18,601 - Yes. 421 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,125 - Let's take it down. - Mhmm. 422 00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:25,217 [Insects buzz] 423 00:16:30,483 --> 00:16:32,006 [Door opens] 424 00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:33,660 - Oh Stevie, 425 00:16:33,704 --> 00:16:36,141 listen, I owe you an apology for today. 426 00:16:36,184 --> 00:16:38,317 You know, the way I rushed you into that thing. 427 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,841 On the plus side, we did make that personal connection, 428 00:16:40,885 --> 00:16:42,974 and I think we might be able to get a better deal 429 00:16:43,017 --> 00:16:46,151 than I had thought. - Okay... "we?" 430 00:16:46,194 --> 00:16:48,283 - Unless you have a better idea, 431 00:16:48,327 --> 00:16:50,546 I know you wanted to talk this out, so uh... 432 00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:52,026 I'm all ears. 433 00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:54,376 - Mr. Rose, what I've been trying to talk to you about 434 00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:56,857 is more than just the new motel. 435 00:16:56,901 --> 00:16:59,164 - Oh. Well... 436 00:17:00,339 --> 00:17:01,819 what is it, Stevie? 437 00:17:03,603 --> 00:17:06,954 - I don't think I'm ready to... 438 00:17:06,998 --> 00:17:10,653 commit to this business like, 439 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:14,266 as a whole. 440 00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:15,963 - Oh. 441 00:17:16,007 --> 00:17:19,314 Well, that is a bigger conversation, isn't it? 442 00:17:19,358 --> 00:17:21,969 - It's just, doing "Cabaret" made me feel 443 00:17:22,013 --> 00:17:23,971 like I should push myself, 444 00:17:24,015 --> 00:17:26,495 and so I just wondered... 445 00:17:26,539 --> 00:17:28,846 you know, maybe there's something more 446 00:17:28,889 --> 00:17:30,543 out there for me. 447 00:17:32,197 --> 00:17:34,286 - Well, what are you saying, you want out? 448 00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:37,593 - No! Uh, I don't know, I just... 449 00:17:39,465 --> 00:17:42,163 I feel like I'd regret it 450 00:17:42,207 --> 00:17:44,600 if I didn't at least try to see what's out there. 451 00:17:46,254 --> 00:17:47,734 - Well, if that's what you feel 452 00:17:47,778 --> 00:17:50,345 you need to push yourself, Stevie, I uh... 453 00:17:50,389 --> 00:17:53,305 certainly am not gonna stand in your way. 454 00:17:54,349 --> 00:17:55,524 Same reason I left the button factory 455 00:17:55,568 --> 00:17:57,831 when I was a young man. 456 00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,877 That, and the fact that working conditions 457 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,793 weren't exactly safe for a ten-year-old, but... 458 00:18:02,836 --> 00:18:05,186 that being said, I'm not going to pretend 459 00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:07,710 that I don't hope you'll come back. 460 00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:12,019 Either way, I hope you find what you're looking for. 461 00:18:12,063 --> 00:18:14,892 - Mr. Rose... thank you. 462 00:18:17,546 --> 00:18:20,027 Okay, you know what? I think... 463 00:18:20,071 --> 00:18:22,421 I should just head home early, 464 00:18:22,464 --> 00:18:25,250 and think about it. - Yeah... 465 00:18:26,381 --> 00:18:30,037 or you can think about it as you finish your shift? 466 00:18:30,081 --> 00:18:31,778 - That's fair. 467 00:18:33,127 --> 00:18:35,042 - I'm gonna miss that enthusiasm. 468 00:18:35,086 --> 00:18:37,479 - [Groans] 469 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,267 [Crickets chirp] 470 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:44,617 [Door opens, light clicks off] 471 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,881 - I'm so glad you decided to stay. 472 00:18:47,925 --> 00:18:51,406 - Well, there's literally no liquid left in my body, so. 473 00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:53,234 - [Small laugh] 474 00:18:53,278 --> 00:18:55,106 - Oh! [Mattress crinkles] - Yeah... 475 00:18:55,149 --> 00:18:56,585 - Forgot about this. 476 00:18:56,629 --> 00:18:57,891 - Taking that off first thing tomorrow. 477 00:18:57,935 --> 00:18:59,893 - Huh! 478 00:18:59,937 --> 00:19:01,634 [Happy exhale] 479 00:19:01,677 --> 00:19:04,463 I wonder how long my mom lasted on the internets. 480 00:19:05,594 --> 00:19:07,596 - Not long, I don't think. 481 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,424 You know, you were smart to get off of there. 482 00:19:09,468 --> 00:19:11,774 - Mhmm. I was curious to see what kinds of things 483 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,081 she was posting throughout the day, though. 484 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,909 - Yeah, nothing of note. - Hmm. 485 00:19:15,953 --> 00:19:18,085 - Um yeah, she really didn't know how to use it, so. 486 00:19:18,129 --> 00:19:19,608 - Mhmm. - Hey, 487 00:19:19,652 --> 00:19:21,088 let's talk about something else. 488 00:19:21,132 --> 00:19:22,916 - Sure, um... 489 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,614 what's the thread count on this plastic? 490 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,923 - Okay, would it help if I were to share 491 00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:32,839 something private and embarrassing with you? 492 00:19:32,883 --> 00:19:35,276 - I might be too tired for that tonight. 493 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,669 - Ha ha! 494 00:19:38,627 --> 00:19:40,455 If we're gonna be married, I just think it's important 495 00:19:40,499 --> 00:19:43,154 that we be as open and honest with each other 496 00:19:43,197 --> 00:19:44,982 as we possibly can. 497 00:19:46,548 --> 00:19:48,811 - What is this sexy thing? 498 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,510 - Okay, I only put this in when you're not around. 499 00:19:52,685 --> 00:19:54,992 It's my mouthguard. - Oh... 500 00:19:55,035 --> 00:19:57,516 well, there's nothing really embarrassing about that. 501 00:19:57,559 --> 00:20:00,127 Also, you look very beautiful. 502 00:20:00,171 --> 00:20:01,824 - Aw, thank you. 503 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,175 Um, hmm. 504 00:20:04,218 --> 00:20:05,698 How about... 505 00:20:06,612 --> 00:20:08,092 now? - My God! 506 00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:10,921 - This is my nose thing, 507 00:20:10,964 --> 00:20:12,923 and it just helps me breathe better. 508 00:20:15,534 --> 00:20:17,449 - I have never been more attracted to you. 509 00:20:17,492 --> 00:20:18,798 - Mm, same. 510 00:20:19,799 --> 00:20:21,801 [David laughs] [Cell phone chimes] 511 00:20:21,844 --> 00:20:22,933 - Ooh! 512 00:20:28,025 --> 00:20:30,070 Ronnie's texting me a link to something? 513 00:20:30,114 --> 00:20:32,725 - Okay, put it away, David. It's bedtime.